I haven't kept up with Half in the Bag for years, but I love that I can click on a random episode and the plot is still about Plinket trying to watch Night Court
The sudden reveal that her dad taught her an invisibility spell is extra funny when you remember that 90% of that first movie is her sneaking into places
@@DustinShaneYounce That’s her classic origin, but in more modern retellings that’s just a lie told by her mother to cover up for having broken Themyscira’s laws and banged Zeus
@@jamescollinge5043 Oh, that was in the first movie right? Haven't seen it since it came out and I remember her talking about her being made of clay, so I guess she was lied to? Then when did she meet her father to teach her the invisibility thing?
Speaking of "non-selfish wishes"...sometime in 1984, a young Bruce Wayne wishes his parents were alive, then a few minutes later has to wish them dead once more. This will never come up or be mentioned again.
I saw some edit where the song that played during the scene of the Wayne murder was also playing during WW’s “truth” speech in the bunker. Whether or not that sound played in WW84 I don’t know, but it got me thinking that maybe that speech was directed at Bruce. Might be too clever for that movie tho
If he did they would have came back in other people's body like Steve. Batman wouldn't take someone else's life away so that he could have his parents, he'd revoke his wish.
@@oranmcclintock302 it was so weird when that started playing. I actually really like that track but it makes no sense in the context of the movie, it'd be like if Han Solo's theme showed up during the climactic lightsaber fight in Return of the Jedi.
Those drunk girl pep talks can be really inspiring, you know! I can't tell you how many times they've inspired me to stop drunk crying and get out of the middle of the street!
@@tronali5703 The thing with having a homage is that unless it does something new and interesting with the material being referenced, the best it can do is remind you of better media you could be experiencing. If that homage itself is original, that's cool - but at this point we're fetishizing the 80s primarily for an audience that either didn't experience it, or forgot it was an absolute fucking nightmare era of AIDS and nuclear panic. It's not even nostalgic anymore, just an aesthetic, and one we've seen a thousand times.
@@john_blues It’s a real thing. For the low, low price of $7.99 + tax each month, you too can watch a nonstop livestream of Honey Boo-Boo (from the hit TLC series, Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo) living out her days as meth-addicted trailer trash.
@@john_blues I had a comment typed up along the liens of " meh, no [insert small streaming service hardly anyone knows about] sp screw that" Crunchyroll was the first that popped in my mind(and it has it anyway lol)
also I am the only person on earth who benefits from renouncing my wish but it is important that I demand that other people renounce theirs to save humanity
I've only watched the tuna movie, but what Neil Breen made there was so strange that it was almost arthouse instead of junk. So I think it is a disservice to compare it to a comic movie.
It is genuinely a hassle to find out what service a movie/tv show is streaming, especially considering cost factors and also especially if you live outside the United States
@@TheOriginal_Unaleska People definitely said that, though. The problem is not paying for a service. The problem is having to pay for multiple services. "The pirate library" is way better than paying for 1000x individual services. Mind you, some shows cant even be found legally. E.g. Like I cant even get all Love it or List it Too episodes from anywhere. Why is that? Because these ahole people who own these shows hoard them.
Like they said the wish stone was like a monkey's paw, by wishing for a Wonder Woman sequel my friend you got it but then something terrible happened which was WW84, damn sorry brother.
@Boy Pussoir And in this scene, you'll notice that the truck she throws the creep into is green. Now, you might think that it's just a green truck, but actually, it symbolizes Cheetahs inability to... *15 minutes of rambling* ...and that's why it's the best film I've ever seen. Truly powerful. Stanley Kubrick would be proud. - Vague samey film review channel
Ohhhhhh...they were cheating by wishing and the antagonist turned into a cheetah. Wow 😳 🤯 I thought this movie was pure garbage but now I realize it’s DEEP. ...very deep.
It’s even worse when one appreciates that the person/persons who wrote that awful speech likely wouldn’t know ‘the truth’ even if it jumped up and bit them on the arse... ;)
8:47 This is why I love Redlettermedia. I don't think anyone can portray the frustrations of trying to watch a movie at home, especially with friends who are half interested, better than they did here. When Plinkett answers the call about the car warranty I couldn't stop laughing.
It was like a monkeys paw, too. Poor Jay and Mike wished for the downfall of the theaters for a kick add home theater, and then got what they wished for, car warranty calls and all.
"This world was beautiful, just as it was! And you can't have it all, you can only have the truth!" Glad to see Neil Breen is getting work as a scriptwriter.
How Rich Evans talking back and forth between himself listing every possible subscription service can be more entertaining than the movie itself is.. well, it certainly says a lot about society.
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Night Court first aired in January of 1984. Who would have guessed that 36 years later, it would be a pivotal plot point in the intro skit for RedLetterMedia's review of Wonder Woman 1984 (also in January)? It's all so fitting.
That hit home for me as that's literally how much noise there is during the day in my house, he'll even worse... It's the reason I wait pass 11PM to watch shit
Twisted Sister’s Stay Hungry album came out in ‘84 too, I choose to believe there’s an alternate universe where the movie has several uncomfortably silent scenes of Wonder Woman eating tuna while driving a car through the desert.
Had they like... actually worked on the theme of truth... like with some writers who like... understood themes and stuff... WW lassoing a lightning with her lasso of truth could have worked as a power that is not a mere lie detector but a tool which grabs onto truth... taps into... latches on if you will... to the fabric of reality itself. Regardless of illusions and delusions. Then in the end, she could have been connecting to everyone through the power of truth and have them realize the truth that their selfish little materialistic wishes (which all came at a cost) were not worth the destruction of the world, and the mass of that global realization collapsing the "wish field", "wish force", "wish-fish" or whatever it is that Maxipad Trump was broadcasting.
I knew it was over the moment Diana tell Wiig that she's so funny and personable at dinner based on a joke or conversation that takes place off-screen, before the scene starts.
My all time favorite is the cold cut in with 2 characters just laughing and saying something reminiscent to only them and immediately dropping the subject to discuss the plot.
It feels pretty disingenuous to have someone with immortality and a bunch of other superpowers tell normal people that they don't need their wishes to be happy.
A "nerdy" woman getting bullied by the other employees OF A MUSEUM! Yeah...that's believable, museum staffs are just crawling with emotionally juvenile jocks and mean-girls. :-|
"...staff OF A MUSEUM" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That being said, the security staff at the ROM in Toronto are kinda jock-adjacent, finding minimalist of moments to throw their 'weight' around. ...well some of them do, but now you've learned more about some random Canadian museum than you probably wanted out of a youtube comment. Cheers.
Glad I occasionally peruse the comments first. I had this exact thought. Thumbs to you over me saying the same. Before they stopped, I was kinda hoping for a repeat of the Star Wars Holiday Special review.
It's the universal constant of feminist movies undermining themselves whenever they get into specifics: Movie: Behold! Our strong, stunning and brave female character! Audience: Okay. So what kinda stuff does she do? Movie: Uhh. Hmm. I dunno. She's a woman...so...hmm. I guess...she gets pursued by two hot guys at the same time, creating a love triangle where she has to decide which one she likes most? That's a strong woman thing, right? Right?! Audience: *facepalm*
It was truly embarrassing I couldn't believe what I was watching and this is the best feminist empowerment has to offer? Not just in this movie but in any series or movie they get their hands on, maybe apart from the silence of the lambs
@@casbyness I'm reminded of Evangeline Lily who only agreed to play Tauriel in The Hobbit movies if she didn't have a love triangle, because she didn't want the movie to add in a new female character in the Tolkein universe just for that. Execs agreed initially, then a few rewrites and corporate meddling later she was in one.
@@mrlaz9011 a bunch of Isekai. If he watches Ex-Arm, Mr. Plinkett will end up like Desmond from Smiling Friends if he ended up killing himself in front of Pim and Charlie.
I've liked EVERY Chris Pine movie I've ever seen except for ST Beyond and this stinker. Just look at the maniacal joker like grin on his face when he tells Diana to wish him away.
"IMAGINE THERE'S NO HEAVEN GRANDMA AND GRANDPAW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" is all I can think now, I used to fancy Gal Gadot, Now I Imagine her and all the other hollywood trash rotting together.
@@Phoenix0F8 Yup, I'm just busting her balls for doing that. The funny thing is that the next celeb after she kicks it all off was her co-star Kristen Wiig.
That would have been too clever for this movie that clearly had no thought put into its own time period. They went with “general 80s vibe” instead of trying to be specific to 1984. It would have made too much of an emotional connection with the people in the film, since celebrating John Lennon in 1984 would be like celebrating Prince in 2020. I’m not being serious, but I just wanted to take an extra opportunity to put more effort into the screenplay than Patty Jenkins did.
Holy shit, you got em there which means that poor little bat obsessed kid had to renounce his wish lol God this movie is horrible. You would think instead of BVS it would have been BVW.
The lack of 80s music blew my mind. It actual took me out of the movie. I was actively thinking of 80s songs that would fit the scenes, because there were none!
Just because none of you lot have heard of Welcome to the Pleasuredome doesn’t mean it wasn’t an authentic 1980s song. Made a change from hearing one of the same ten songs of the era.
I miss his commentary, interspersed with slice-of-life verite insights e.g. "..ejaculating blood into a storm drain" which made me gut laugh out loud - a rarity.
That openeing when they're just rattling off different subscription services over and over and I thought to myself, "Is this it? Is this the entire episode? An entire hour of this?"
not going to lie I hated it. Reminded me of the stupid family guy gag they run into the ground where peter just makes annoying noises for forever holding his shin. Some jokes don't get funnier the longer you drag them out.
@@darkarchonisme I’ve noticed redlettermedia has an ability to drag a funny scenario on for so long it becomes unfunny, and then drag it even further so that the ridiculousness of it all actually makes it funny again...they kinda missed the mark on this one though
The first 7 minutes of this video had more action, drama, character development, plot introduction and advancement, tension, and resolution than the entire WW84.
Yeah, the whole time I was thinking "truth? This movie isn't about truth. It's about *desire*. WW's desire for Steve, Max's desire to be someone. It's about what lengths you're willing to go to for desire... what do they keep talking about truth for, this isn't a PBS show where we need a moral spelled out to us."
@@carlotta4th I think it was more that wish fulfillment is lying to yourself and that she needed to face the reality that she couldn’t have Steve back.
I recently rewatched their Winter Soldier HITB and at the time they still referred to Steve as Aaron Rogers all the time lol so it’s nice to see a progression on that little arc of theirs. Now Steve Rogers is in their mind while mistaking another guy’s name for his
Imagine writing a woman who is supposed to be strong and independent who is so haunted by a man she knew for a week 60 years ago that it nearly destroys the world
Ehh. They'll pay him a bunch of money and he'll be back as a 'memory' in two episodes time. He'll forgive Jay for killing him and absolutely won't be a force ghost in any way.
IMagine the child cancer patients, the burn wards, the blind, the deaf. Everyone who wished to help themselves that cancelled their wish because a hot chick told them to "love what they had".
I understand what they were going for, and it was a noble attempt, but just like with time travel, when you introduces wishes in a movie, everything can go to shit in the hands of no so good writters.
"I'm sorry, sweethearth. I know having our daughter back after she died in that school shooting was amazing, but this lady is saying that the truth is enough, so we're gonna have to send her back."
I don’t think people understand how good this is, the first 5 minutes are literally just two characters both played by Rich Evans talking to each other
I’m fucking sick to death of seeing “awkward nerd drops lots of papers in public” trope. Cos you know, the papers signify nerdyness and the dropping signifies awkwardness. I wonder if they’ll discover their confidence at some point...
they mention that the exact same thing happened in Ghostbusters 2016. I swear to god that she does the exact same cat-claw-purr thing in Ghostbusters too
@@Jose-se9pu Seriously, glasses are already hot AF. I honestly think Wiig looked more attractive _with_ the glasses than without (down to personal preference, I know, but my point remains). Hollywood once again proving how out of touch it is
Hey it’s nice to see that Mike likes Doom Patrol. Robotman’s arc of never being able to feel another human’s touch again must have been really relatable
51:07 , also how fucked up is it, that this literal superior being, just tells everyone that the status quo is good, and that is the truth and that it should just stay that way? Really easy for her to say, shes immortal, pretty and strong. but she couldn't have her dead boy toy. very much a "If I can do without my gold plated toilet, then you can do without food or water"
It comes across the same as when rich/powerful christian people tell those suffering from disease/accidents "God has a plan for you". Easy for you to say.
@SA - 12ZZ 751106 John Fraser SS Which is hilarious, because again, that can easily translate into “do not question the status quo because that will only create chaos!” lol
@@MustelaPutoriusFuro99 Well you see she saved a couple of little muslim kids so her ties to Israel should be ignored, wow this became even more relevant didnt it?
@@jessecovington6639 Funny thing is, there are tons of people who believe in "Ghost R@pe"..lol ..I immediately think about that spoof movie called 'Scary Movie'..lol
@@ihatecommunism9958 you know something else funny Anna Nicole Smith swore to God the best sex she ever had was from a ghost that would incubus her in the morning at her house she said this was real and it happened
I'm going to assume that the boys favorite Python sketch is "The Cheese Shop". They really love "We're just gonna spend the next five minutes listing things" humor.
Yea, the Amazonian island of Mascara. Where all the women spend their days painting their eyebrows and giving each other perfect cat eyes. Ruled by their Queen Maybelline. Maybe she's born with it.
This review came out within an hour of me finishing the movie. I starting watching the review and completely forgot that his name was not actually Max Powers until I saw this comment.
They could've easily edited WW's entrance being her destroying the cameras instead of making that her exit. OR, even better. Have her big exciting entrance be the audience seeing the surveillance cameras getting destroyed by something, we don't know yet and assume it's the crooks doing it to cover their tracks (cause they thought that'd work). Then we see WW's entrance being her catch her crown... thing (whatever it's called that she wears on her head) as the camera sticks to WW looking ready to fight those crooks as the music swells. Thoughts?
@@jaden_bricker there should’ve been an extra scene at the end where we see him getting taken into custody. A part of a silent ending montage or something
@@frankmerker630 correct. *movie trailer voice* "Mascara, whatever the f$ck her planet is, _her world."_ Meanwhile - I'm well aware it's an island, located here on planet Earth.
Ordinarily, I detest any usage of the word "trite" because I feel like people only use it to flex their vocabulary on what they consider to be lesser minds. But in this case, it is 100% appropriate.
I saw it with my older brother on Xmas Day, and all I could say when it was over was, "Those superhero movies sure demand an awful lot of suspension of disbelief, don't they?"
51:11 I loved the line: "the illusion of emotion, the illusion of something grand happening". This is got the footage and music fools you. Basically that was like the whole Cloud Atlas to me
RUclips Vic Berger W/ Trump spliced saying billions and billions over and over for at least 5 minutes. If ya like this you should definitely watch that.
I get what Jay is saying about the film not being heavily grounded in the 80's. Yeah, there's a lot of superficial acknowledgement of the 80's, but aside from it taking place during the cold war, none of it really informs the story or affects the plot's development.
@@AdamDane we still have that idea in modern day so really the only reason to set it in 1984 would be the 80s aesthetic which they didnt take advantage of
@@AdamDane I was gonna say the 1950's - but really it's been the whole post-WWII era. Beatniks/hippies were a backlash to it, which was obviously well before the 80's.
The payoff to that 18 minute opening should have been that in the fight with cheetah she kills her instantly and cheetahs last words are "how" then wonder woman says "Because cheetahs never win"
As usual, I totally agree with Jay. I said the same points during the movie. Especially on the point about it barely referencing the 80s. It flooded 80s references at the start for sure, but then it was just the occasional "oh yeah it's the 80s, throw in an old car or piece of clothing".
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It was a bold choice of Patty Jenkins to defeat the villain by letting Wonder Woman look straight at the camera and sing Imagine by John Lemon.
Wasn't that song written by Paul Banana?
@@m.w.9899 Yes, I think George Hairyson was also involved in some way.
@@flibbittygibbitt Nope. You're thinking of Patrick Starr.
Are you guys talking about the Bootles?
Hey now, everyone stop this arguing and Kumquat Together.
Kristin Wiigs character was set for failure when young Diana found out that cheetahs never win.
why have you done this to us?
Slide whistle.
That is the truth. And the truth is truly all we have
Wow. It’s the joke everyone’s been making.
Why are you like this?
I haven't kept up with Half in the Bag for years, but I love that I can click on a random episode and the plot is still about Plinket trying to watch Night Court
I’m glad they’re still running along with the thing that works most with the audience instead of doing a cash grab reboot of it
I'm beginning to suspect he'll never get to watch Night Court.
I love night court!oh judge Anderson!
@@Commanderziff I'm beggining to suspect fixing the vcr isn't actually Mike and Jay's priority.
🤣
The sudden reveal that her dad taught her an invisibility spell is extra funny when you remember that 90% of that first movie is her sneaking into places
...GOD DAMN IT I HATE THIS MOVIE MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY
Does she have a dad? Wasnt she made out of clay on an all female island?
@@DustinShaneYounce That’s her classic origin, but in more modern retellings that’s just a lie told by her mother to cover up for having broken Themyscira’s laws and banged Zeus
@@jamescollinge5043 Oh, that was in the first movie right? Haven't seen it since it came out and I remember her talking about her being made of clay, so I guess she was lied to? Then when did she meet her father to teach her the invisibility thing?
@@jamescollinge5043 So was Zeus there for her as a father to teach her spells?
She's yelling about "the truth" into a tv camera that somehow transmits to everyone on earth. Didn't Neil Breen make a movie like that?
That's right, Jay.
She needed multiple dead laptops and some satellite dishes attached to the trunk of her car to properly channel her inner Breenery.
@@NefariousKoel Also Tuna, lots of cans of tuna
Don’t you need cameras and microphones to pick up sound and picture and transmit it, not a beam of blue light?
Bill and Ted did it too, but they just played a KISS song.
Speaking of "non-selfish wishes"...sometime in 1984, a young Bruce Wayne wishes his parents were alive, then a few minutes later has to wish them dead once more. This will never come up or be mentioned again.
I saw some edit where the song that played during the scene of the Wayne murder was also playing during WW’s “truth” speech in the bunker. Whether or not that sound played in WW84 I don’t know, but it got me thinking that maybe that speech was directed at Bruce. Might be too clever for that movie tho
@@ctrlmag7107 It is the same soundtrack from BvS, a track titled "A Beautiful Lie"
If he did they would have came back in other people's body like Steve. Batman wouldn't take someone else's life away so that he could have his parents, he'd revoke his wish.
@@oranmcclintock302 it was so weird when that started playing. I actually really like that track but it makes no sense in the context of the movie, it'd be like if Han Solo's theme showed up during the climactic lightsaber fight in Return of the Jedi.
Then people wonder why he is so angry
They should've had Steve come back and whisper in Diana's ear "No one is ever really gone..."
@@jamesduncan6729 that's what's so powerful about it
A shot showing jars full of Steve clones?
She flys now!
@@WreckingWood She flies now?
😂🤣👌🏻 Dead!
Her ending speech sounded like a drunk girl trying to give her crying drunk friend a pep talk
Kal-el no
@@moezess4846 Just because they're teenagers doesn't mean they have to watch this shitshow lol
That is an INCREDIBLE comparison. 🤣
Those drunk girl pep talks can be really inspiring, you know! I can't tell you how many times they've inspired me to stop drunk crying and get out of the middle of the street!
Especially with that dumbass accent 😅
The monologues in this movie sound like they're procedurally generated.
They are procedurally generated. Most things in Hollywood that are all about the status quo are these days.
They are procedurally generated. That's how writing works.
The entire movie sounds procedurally generated.
"You will only become true by realize the truth by accepting the true truthiness of truth through truthality in finding the truth within your truth."
@@luckyduckydrivingschool3615 No, I think that's just a Pete Buttigieg quote.
"At some point, something has to matter." Jay's rather obvious insight is more profound than anything in this movie.
No Jay, this is the new normal.
Jay doesn't get that this movie is a homage to the cheesy and nonsensical comic book movies of the 1980s...just with CGI and a 2.5hour runtime.
@@tronali5703 The thing with having a homage is that unless it does something new and interesting with the material being referenced, the best it can do is remind you of better media you could be experiencing. If that homage itself is original, that's cool - but at this point we're fetishizing the 80s primarily for an audience that either didn't experience it, or forgot it was an absolute fucking nightmare era of AIDS and nuclear panic.
It's not even nostalgic anymore, just an aesthetic, and one we've seen a thousand times.
@@tronali5703 An awful homage, you mean. Just because something is a homage to something, doesn't make it automatically good.
"Life needs things to live" -Taliesin Jaffe
Spoiler - It's an hour of Rich Evans naming streaming services.
Still more entertaining than WW1984
I could swear at one point he says "Boo-boo" TV. I hope that was a gag and not a real thing.
@@john_blues It’s a real thing. For the low, low price of $7.99 + tax each month, you too can watch a nonstop livestream of Honey Boo-Boo (from the hit TLC series, Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo) living out her days as meth-addicted trailer trash.
@@john_blues I had a comment typed up along the liens of " meh, no [insert small streaming service hardly anyone knows about] sp screw that"
Crunchyroll was the first that popped in my mind(and it has it anyway lol)
I'm pretty sure he missed Vudu and Xumo, though.
"Don't cheat. Just enjoy the benefits you had from being born a child of the gods..."
also I am the only person on earth who benefits from renouncing my wish but it is important that I demand that other people renounce theirs to save humanity
“One day you’ll be ready.”
Distressed 7yo Diana: “When!”
@@frankmerker630 I doubt that guy with the machine gun is going to give up on his nukes.
Being scion of literally god is the ultimate cheating
@@roysmith770 I think he did, but I don't think he was ever near a tv though.
When they got to Dianas speech at the end, it hit me.
This is more or less a Neil Breen Movie.
Both in it´s foundation and it´s execution.
Isn't that immoral???
I've only watched the tuna movie, but what Neil Breen made there was so strange that it was almost arthouse instead of junk. So I think it is a disservice to compare it to a comic movie.
@@democrrrracymanifest NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A BREEN!
It’s a magical day!
2012: "I don't need piracy, I have Netflix!"
2021: "There's so fucking many Netflixes I have to resort to piracy!"
I dont remember anyone saying that. I remember people still saying they would pirate because they didn't want to pay for a subscription service.
It is genuinely a hassle to find out what service a movie/tv show is streaming, especially considering cost factors and also especially if you live outside the United States
@@TheOriginal_Unaleska People definitely said that, though. The problem is not paying for a service. The problem is having to pay for multiple services. "The pirate library" is way better than paying for 1000x individual services. Mind you, some shows cant even be found legally. E.g. Like I cant even get all Love it or List it Too episodes from anywhere. Why is that? Because these ahole people who own these shows hoard them.
HBO MAX isn't available everywhere just like Disney+...
This is accurate! 👍
When I saw the first Wonder Woman, I wished that they would make a sequel. I renounce my wish.
Like they said the wish stone was like a monkey's paw, by wishing for a Wonder Woman sequel my friend you got it but then something terrible happened which was WW84, damn sorry brother.
you got monkey paw'd boyee
@@D0NU75 THIS ISN'T WHAT I ASKED FOR!
Opening act: Cheaters never win.
Final act: Cheetah loses.
@Boy Pussoir And in this scene, you'll notice that the truck she throws the creep into is green. Now, you might think that it's just a green truck, but actually, it symbolizes Cheetahs inability to...
*15 minutes of rambling*
...and that's why it's the best film I've ever seen. Truly powerful. Stanley Kubrick would be proud. - Vague samey film review channel
Well..... As Zazu from Lion King would say-
"Cheetahs never prosper"!
😘👌 - Perfection
It's like poetry, it rhymes
Ohhhhhh...they were cheating by wishing and the antagonist turned into a cheetah. Wow 😳 🤯 I thought this movie was pure garbage but now I realize it’s DEEP. ...very deep.
“The opening, I think, is like 18 minutes long”
Half in the bag is now completely self-aware.
nice one
Always has been
Half in the Bagnet
“At some point, something has to matter” - Jay Bauman, 2021
actually I think its from their Batman & Robin commentary, ironically enough
actually pretty sure this was filmed in 2020 so thats when he said that quote
@@frankmerker630 his citation format credits the date of publishing rather than the date of filming
2021 gonna show him
Thats where he’s wrong, funnily enough.
The 'truth' speech landed about as well as the 'imagine' celebrity sing song.
Works great as a short film double feature 🍻
It’s even worse when one appreciates that the person/persons who wrote that awful speech likely wouldn’t know ‘the truth’ even if it jumped up and bit them on the arse... ;)
The irony is the people she's singing 'Imagine' to can't even imagine her playing Cleopatra
@@rc0ll18 bbbbuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrnnnnnnnn
It’s not a coincidence she literally learns how to fly after she send Chris Pine away and is free from the shackles of men...
8:47 This is why I love Redlettermedia. I don't think anyone can portray the frustrations of trying to watch a movie at home, especially with friends who are half interested, better than they did here. When Plinkett answers the call about the car warranty I couldn't stop laughing.
@@zeppelinboys *BARK BARK*
It was like a monkeys paw, too. Poor Jay and Mike wished for the downfall of the theaters for a kick add home theater, and then got what they wished for, car warranty calls and all.
"This world was beautiful, just as it was! And you can't have it all, you can only have the truth!"
Glad to see Neil Breen is getting work as a scriptwriter.
Wonder Woman: I Am Here Now
How Rich Evans talking back and forth between himself listing every possible subscription service can be more entertaining than the movie itself is.. well, it certainly says a lot about society.
Says more about you and the Movie to be honest..
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So true...
We truly live on a planet
Indeed, it's quite the joke, TBH. The industry has no clue what causes piracy, it seems
The movie would have been way better if when Kristen Wiig wished to be an apex predator she transformed into Rich Evans
She just turned into Jeffery Dahmer.
What's funny is that the Cheatah is the only big cat not considered an apex predator, therefore the wish makes no sense.
Well, they couldn't have done that. Who would be able to suspend their disbelief so far that they could have Wonder Woman still win in the end.
Harvey Weinstein (Slide whistle)
@@frankieb9444 😂😂
Night Court first aired in January of 1984. Who would have guessed that 36 years later, it would be a pivotal plot point in the intro skit for RedLetterMedia's review of Wonder Woman 1984 (also in January)? It's all so fitting.
It's like poetry. They rhyme.
What's your meaning? Night Court just came out a year ago.
@@WeeSleeketred letter media ring cycle confirmed.
In an earlier script it was revealed that when kristen wiig's character wished to become an apex predator, she turned into kevin spacey
Sheeeeet... well played
Underrated comment of the... Well, not that it has been much of a year, yet.
*slide whistle*
I literally spit out what I was drinking 😂😂💀💀
47:20, they could have just said something like, "wish this could broadcast to everyone,"
The slow closeup of Jay while he loses the will to live is the funniest thing I’ve seen this year. I laughed out loud.
And that's saying a lot given that this year is 8 minutes long so far.
Imagine The Incredible Hulk Lonely Man theme along with it. Waterfalls.
That was brilliant. Finally can watch a film without the drawbacks of a public cinema...
That hit home for me as that's literally how much noise there is during the day in my house, he'll even worse... It's the reason I wait pass 11PM to watch shit
I clapped.
That opening. Clone wars. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
Boooooo.. Take your verified comment elsewhere!
It was so dense that every single second had so much going on.
But does this video contain horseysause? Horseysause?
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Wishing to become an apex predator and turning into a cheetah is like wishing for the power of flight and turning into a pigeon.
I half hoped she would turn into Godzilla and the movie would actually be fun
I didn't like the movie either, but to be fair, cheetahs are by definition an apex predator. Just sayin'...
Well, they are apex predators, but it would have been funny if she had turned into a saltwater crocodile.
Cheetahs aren't even apex predators in every area. They get killed by lions and leopards, and get bullied by hyenas.
@sooza yeah, and pigeons can fly. Still not ideal
The “Ride the Lightning” album from Metallica came out in 1984. Get it? She was riding the lightning. In 1984.
Twisted Sister’s Stay Hungry album came out in ‘84 too, I choose to believe there’s an alternate universe where the movie has several uncomfortably silent scenes of Wonder Woman eating tuna while driving a car through the desert.
Had they like... actually worked on the theme of truth... like with some writers who like... understood themes and stuff...
WW lassoing a lightning with her lasso of truth could have worked as a power that is not a mere lie detector but a tool which grabs onto truth... taps into... latches on if you will... to the fabric of reality itself.
Regardless of illusions and delusions.
Then in the end, she could have been connecting to everyone through the power of truth and have them realize the truth that their selfish little materialistic wishes (which all came at a cost) were not worth the destruction of the world, and the mass of that global realization collapsing the "wish field", "wish force", "wish-fish" or whatever it is that Maxipad Trump was broadcasting.
One of my neighbours also came out in 1984 boy what a year.
It's from the comics that predate the said album. Still a great callback. Superhero flicks need more metal in them.
@@JeffTheBunnySlayer that sounds like a Neil Breen film
I knew it was over the moment Diana tell Wiig that she's so funny and personable at dinner based on a joke or conversation that takes place off-screen, before the scene starts.
The classic tell don’t show
My all time favorite is the cold cut in with 2 characters just laughing and saying something reminiscent to only them and immediately dropping the subject to discuss the plot.
Fucken hell that distracted me.
This is what happens when a writer hears the phrase “start late, end early” and doesn't actually get what it means.
@@nackskott12 explain?
I can't tell how many, if any, of those streaming services are jokes
I think that's the joke. It's gotten to the point where you can't even tell the real ones from the fake ones. There's too many of them.
I think none. Because, yes, somehow even imdb has a streaming service.
@@johnsnow04 IMDB has a streaming service?
@@ahomicidaltaco Yes, called Freedive. Its free probably because nobody will ever pay for that
@@johnt.campbell316 I actually have a disturbing feeling that none of them are fake.
17:42 I almost spit my drink out when Jay said the homeworld for female warriors was called "mascara"
The funniest thing about this is, he wasn't far off from the actual name which is just hilarious
I thought the scene where Princess Dianna is in a pretty serious car crash with Egyptians should've been saved for WW97
Underrated comment my dude legit laughed out loud which I never do sitting alone in my room
I laughed because i understood your joke!
my sides are in orbit
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I was born after that happened and I still find that a top-tier joke, have a hat 🎩
What an absolute powerhouse performance from Richard Evans in dual roles. Astounding.
We just don't deserve his level of talent. The bar has been set too high for 2021 already; it's all downhill from here.
Did it take 12 years to make? If it didn't, it will never be considered for awards.
@@luiginastro8831 Rich Evans took 12 years to make
It feels pretty disingenuous to have someone with immortality and a bunch of other superpowers tell normal people that they don't need their wishes to be happy.
Or a hollywood celebrity. And to suggest that the world is good as it is just shows how removed these people are from the reality of everyday people.
@@jerome1lm Yeah, that too. That's very well said.
It's a nice reminder though of how the world has been during the pandemic.
Be satisfied with the same crap everyone else has. Said every communist regime ever.
@@snoopstp4189 what?
A "nerdy" woman getting bullied by the other employees OF A MUSEUM!
Yeah...that's believable, museum staffs are just crawling with emotionally juvenile jocks and mean-girls. :-|
Honestly that only made sense if they thought she was a lesbian.
@@Michael-on3ku We can only hope...
Best coment! I laughed so hard 😂
"...staff OF A MUSEUM" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That being said, the security staff at the ROM in Toronto are kinda jock-adjacent, finding minimalist of moments to throw their 'weight' around. ...well some of them do, but now you've learned more about some random Canadian museum than you probably wanted out of a youtube comment.
Cheers.
@@ntr10me I'm very glad I know! I've never been to Canada but when I eventually make it to Toronto, I will wave at the ROM and think of you.
I actually thought they were going to list streaming services for the whole hour long video and never get to the movie.
Glad I occasionally peruse the comments first. I had this exact thought.
Thumbs to you over me saying the same. Before they stopped, I was kinda hoping for a repeat of the Star Wars Holiday Special review.
@@hooptiejones They totally would have done that if it weren't January
Same.
Yeah I thought it was gonna be like the Maze Runner review
Kristen Wigg being jealous of Wonder Woman’s shoes has been the best motivation for a DCCU villain so far.
Yup
It's the universal constant of feminist movies undermining themselves whenever they get into specifics:
Movie: Behold! Our strong, stunning and brave female character!
Audience: Okay. So what kinda stuff does she do?
Movie: Uhh. Hmm. I dunno. She's a woman...so...hmm. I guess...she gets pursued by two hot guys at the same time, creating a love triangle where she has to decide which one she likes most? That's a strong woman thing, right? Right?!
Audience: *facepalm*
It was truly embarrassing I couldn't believe what I was watching and this is the best feminist empowerment has to offer? Not just in this movie but in any series or movie they get their hands on, maybe apart from the silence of the lambs
@@casbyness I'm reminded of Evangeline Lily who only agreed to play Tauriel in The Hobbit movies if she didn't have a love triangle, because she didn't want the movie to add in a new female character in the Tolkein universe just for that. Execs agreed initially, then a few rewrites and corporate meddling later she was in one.
So condescending. I don't even want to watch this movie now.
Ironically, If Mike had the Wish Rock, He would wish for all the beer in the world, but in return the stone would make him eternally sober
My god.....the horror...
No, he would wish for better star trek. I would.
@@FernandoRaulAstrology It's a Star Wars and Star Trek Crossover.
He would wish for Shatner to like him, which would somehow make Picard despise him.
If he wished for that, then all the beer would be permanently warm.
Hearing Rich say Crunchyroll is somehow unnerving it's like two worlds that were never supposed to meet
mr. plinkett watches anime...
@@613-shadow9 chilling...
What about Gaia?! That was more double-take inducing for me.
@@613-shadow9 what anime do you think he watches?
@@mrlaz9011 a bunch of Isekai. If he watches Ex-Arm, Mr. Plinkett will end up like Desmond from Smiling Friends if he ended up killing himself in front of Pim and Charlie.
Chris pine looks like the Matt Damon puppet from Team America.
i laughed very loud at this
I've liked EVERY Chris Pine movie I've ever seen except for ST Beyond and this stinker. Just look at the maniacal joker like grin on his face when he tells Diana to wish him away.
Snoop STP Steve knows this franchise is shit and he wants to die
@@l0-r3z43 never heard of that actor before
"Matt Da-mon"
She should have started singing "imagine" with everyone joining in like the old Coca-Cola commercials and everyone becomes normal.
*with everyone joining in WITH a coca cola!
that'd have been truly awesome!
"IMAGINE THERE'S NO HEAVEN GRANDMA AND GRANDPAW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!"
is all I can think now,
I used to fancy Gal Gadot,
Now I Imagine her and all the other hollywood trash rotting together.
@@Phoenix0F8 Yup, I'm just busting her balls for doing that. The funny thing is that the next celeb after she kicks it all off was her co-star Kristen Wiig.
Just put in the end of Mad Men, Wonder Woman is meditating and reaches enlightenment while “I’d Like To Buy a Coke” begins to play
That would have been too clever for this movie that clearly had no thought put into its own time period. They went with “general 80s vibe” instead of trying to be specific to 1984. It would have made too much of an emotional connection with the people in the film, since celebrating John Lennon in 1984 would be like celebrating Prince in 2020.
I’m not being serious, but I just wanted to take an extra opportunity to put more effort into the screenplay than Patty Jenkins did.
imagine a kid in Gotham trying to renounce his wish to have his parents back...
Holy shit, you got em there which means that poor little bat obsessed kid had to renounce his wish lol God this movie is horrible. You would think instead of BVS it would have been BVW.
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Kacha! You nailed it. 👏👏👏
Martha
LoL! That's dark.
The lack of 80s music blew my mind.
It actual took me out of the movie.
I was actively thinking of 80s songs that would fit the scenes, because there were none!
I so wanted Relax to be playing over the party scene!
You had to settle for a different Frankie Goes to Hollywood song from the same album.
@@CJJC So...a song no one in the 80s actual knew.
@@AlanRid At the beginning of the mall scene, part of me really wanted to hear "Let's Go to the Mall" by Robin Sparkles (Scherbatsky)/Cobie Smulders.
Just because none of you lot have heard of Welcome to the Pleasuredome doesn’t mean it wasn’t an authentic 1980s song. Made a change from hearing one of the same ten songs of the era.
Why wasn't this just an hour of Rich talking to himself?
I genuinely expected that, and then a shot of Jay and Mike saying: "Eh. It was fine."
That's precisely what I was expecting. More special Plinkett reviews for outstandingly poor movies.
@@MikesterMF at
I miss his commentary, interspersed with slice-of-life verite insights e.g. "..ejaculating blood into a storm drain" which made me gut laugh out loud - a rarity.
Your body isn't ready!!
That openeing when they're just rattling off different subscription services over and over and I thought to myself, "Is this it? Is this the entire episode? An entire hour of this?"
not going to lie I hated it. Reminded me of the stupid family guy gag they run into the ground where peter just makes annoying noises for forever holding his shin. Some jokes don't get funnier the longer you drag them out.
I skipped after 10 seconds. That shit is so unfunny and it went on for like 3 minutes.
I watched it all to see if vudu was listed..... nope
I would've loved it.
@@darkarchonisme I’ve noticed redlettermedia has an ability to drag a funny scenario on for so long it becomes unfunny, and then drag it even further so that the ridiculousness of it all actually makes it funny again...they kinda missed the mark on this one though
Internet superstar Rich Evans and Mr. Plinkett sharing the screen together. Now I can die happy.
Hundreds of millions of dollars were spent to bring you this review.
The first 7 minutes of this video had more action, drama, character development, plot introduction and advancement, tension, and resolution than the entire WW84.
Well, 2021 is already off to a great start.
**slide whistle**
Favorite comment of the year
Not a very high bar
We get to condemn WW '84 to the scrap heap of 2020. I'm not saying 2021 will be any better, but at least 2020 gets to won Wonder Woman.
Uh huh
As a former Quibi employee, I was waiting for that joke and it still nearly nearly killed me 🤣
Sorry to hear you worked for Quibi, I hope things bounced back 👌
Did you follow Quibis path and work at Roku now? 🎉
The long winded speeches about truth in the movie all feel like what you’d write to fill up a required word count in your school essay
Yeah, the whole time I was thinking "truth? This movie isn't about truth. It's about *desire*. WW's desire for Steve, Max's desire to be someone. It's about what lengths you're willing to go to for desire... what do they keep talking about truth for, this isn't a PBS show where we need a moral spelled out to us."
@@carlotta4th I think it was more that wish fulfillment is lying to yourself and that she needed to face the reality that she couldn’t have Steve back.
"It's implied that they have sex."
"I don't rememer that"
THEY WAKE UP NAKED IN BED TOGETHER, MIKE
They missed a lot of very obvious things in this movie. I think they were bored and not paying attention
@@TheRabidDeer can't really blame them tbh.
THEY HAD UNDERWEAR ON
justaguy12345
Sex isn’t always in the nude.
Maybe they were cold? Or there was no other bed, I'm sure it was very innocent.
Rich Evans saying the word "crunchy roll" knowing he had to search that up made me laugh out loud.
@@caucasoidape8838 or maybe he was just going down the list of streaming services??
@@CarrotConsumer there are some games that are quite "weeby" too though.
Jay’s gun changes into a shotgun in the middle of the shooting and then back into a handgun. That whole sequence is fucking hilarious.
It's faster than reloading
I love how Jay CONSTANTLY refers to Chris Pine's character as "Steve Rogers" lmfao
Hello there.
Steve Rogers would be a better love interest than Chris Pine’s character.
I recently rewatched their Winter Soldier HITB and at the time they still referred to Steve as Aaron Rogers all the time lol so it’s nice to see a progression on that little arc of theirs. Now Steve Rogers is in their mind while mistaking another guy’s name for his
The name Steve Trevor brings to mind some in-joke Kevin Smith put in mallrats when someone confusingly yells "tell him Steve Dave!"
That scene with the motherly figure saying "truth" was just the Freddy Got Fingered "proud" scene done totally straight
Make your daddy proud
@@rileyodonnell8867 proud!
@@kevgl27 proud
Rest in peace, Rip Torn. We're still going to make you proud.
Proud?
I can’t wait for RedLetterMedia Plus to release!!!!
OH YEEEEEAH!
7% more Rich
It's coverage of what they're saying before the roundtable starts in BotW
They have a patreon!
Wouldn't that be their Patreon?
Imagine writing a woman who is supposed to be strong and independent who is so haunted by a man she knew for a week 60 years ago that it nearly destroys the world
"At some point, something has to matter."
The TRUTH matters at EVERY point, Jay.
I heard Rich Evans only agreed to this cameo on the condition his character would be killed off. Such a great send off.
Ehh. They'll pay him a bunch of money and he'll be back as a 'memory' in two episodes time. He'll forgive Jay for killing him and absolutely won't be a force ghost in any way.
he's immortal according to the lore
"I don't care."
-Harrison Ford
IMagine the child cancer patients, the burn wards, the blind, the deaf. Everyone who wished to help themselves that cancelled their wish because a hot chick told them to "love what they had".
The script was incredibly stupid.
I understand what they were going for, and it was a noble attempt, but just like with time travel, when you introduces wishes in a movie, everything can go to shit in the hands of no so good writters.
It would come at a price though if a blind person wished to see it would take away their hearing etc.
There were literally giant posters that said NO NUKES (and right below Diana's apartment), someone def would've wished for no nuclear war...
"I'm sorry, sweethearth. I know having our daughter back after she died in that school shooting was amazing, but this lady is saying that the truth is enough, so we're gonna have to send her back."
I don’t think people understand how good this is, the first 5 minutes are literally just two characters both played by Rich Evans talking to each other
I love the fact that Rich is talking to himself for 4 minutes.
He isn't you plonk, he's talk to Mr Plin....Ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyy godddddddddd!
yep!
You bet'cha
@@JohnnyZenith Meanwhile, Jay is dead inside
One man short film when ? when all of the actors are Rich Evans and that Mr.Plinkett guy . That Plinkett could body double for Rich anyday
Ya know what she’s flying on right... money plane...
Money plane
Money plane
Want to see a baby play with a severed human foot? - Money Plane.
Want to see a woman transform into a less-creepy live-action Cats movie cast member? Money plane.
Want to see a woman have sex with a guy who’s been possessed by another guy? Money Plane.
I’m fucking sick to death of seeing “awkward nerd drops lots of papers in public” trope.
Cos you know, the papers signify nerdyness and the dropping signifies awkwardness.
I wonder if they’ll discover their confidence at some point...
they mention that the exact same thing happened in Ghostbusters 2016. I swear to god that she does the exact same cat-claw-purr thing in Ghostbusters too
I'm tired of "nerd person stops using glasses and suddenly becomes hot AF"
Don’t forget people always walk past and laugh/don’t help until the main character does!
Damn, not only was the plot set in the 80's, so were the tropes!
@@Jose-se9pu Seriously, glasses are already hot AF. I honestly think Wiig looked more attractive _with_ the glasses than without (down to personal preference, I know, but my point remains). Hollywood once again proving how out of touch it is
BTW, "Max Power" is a hairdryer setting.
That's where Homer got his new name from.
@@nicholasvinen Exactly!
A classic Rich Evans “OHH MY GOOOOOOOD” within the first 5 minutes, happy New Year everybody.
"I wish to be an apex predator"
*Kirsten Wigg slowly transforms into Bill Cosby*
She is white, so she becomes Ghislaine Maxwell or female version of Jimmy Savile
Only when she says the magic words; "Zip zup zippitybup"
oh nooooooo
Or Jeffrey Dahmer
Now THAT's a movie I would watch
My favorite arc was the mystery of the cold beer that was not cold 🤔🤔
A real thinking man's show 👍
Hey it’s nice to see that Mike likes Doom Patrol. Robotman’s arc of never being able to feel another human’s touch again must have been really relatable
😂
FUN FACT: WW84 was written by the same screenwriter that wrote the 2005 masterpiece “DOOM”. Everything makes some sort of nonsense now
Yeah it's weird, because the 2017 Wonder Woman is hands down the best DC film of its era (barring the Nolan batman movies)
Doom is a fucking treasure
Yeah I’m pretty sure Geoff Johns has been like the Kevin Feige of the DC movie franchise, which would explain why everything is terrible
Ha ha, I was suprised by that too! Going from Synder to that guy who wrote Doom (the film was in 2005, Doom from ID was way before that younglings)
@@frankmerker630 johns is an awesome comic writer and also he's not the Fiege that's Walter Hamada
I haven't seen such masterful multiple-role acting since Norbit.
A masterpiece!!!!
at least I remember norbit
@@iMoD190 me too 😆😳
I’d go back further and say Coming to America - though a sequel is on the way.
Seems like these guys are on to my plans for a “Night Court Plus” streaming service
Their ideas gave birth to the Night Court cinematic universe!
Was there ever a Spin off, Nightcourt days?
@@HappyRussia1138 Is that the one featuring Judge Harry T. Stone vs Vampire Assassin?
@ConManliness I’d pay $17K a month for that service
I hope they do a Bull based spinoff where he travels between two realities where the only difference is that Roz is black in one of them.
51:07 , also how fucked up is it, that this literal superior being, just tells everyone that the status quo is good, and that is the truth and that it should just stay that way?
Really easy for her to say, shes immortal, pretty and strong. but she couldn't have her dead boy toy. very much a "If I can do without my gold plated toilet, then you can do without food or water"
It comes across the same as when rich/powerful christian people tell those suffering from disease/accidents "God has a plan for you". Easy for you to say.
This is Hollywood, where simultaneously they push "rich people are bad" while also being rich and bathing in their wealth, just to be praised for it.
@SA - 12ZZ 751106 John Fraser SS Which is hilarious, because again, that can easily translate into “do not question the status quo because that will only create chaos!” lol
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@@MustelaPutoriusFuro99 Well you see she saved a couple of little muslim kids so her ties to Israel should be ignored, wow this became even more relevant didnt it?
I'm starting to think mike and jay created this whole series as an excuse to shoot rich evens over and over.
You just realized that now?
OH MY GOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!
“Truth is beautiful...mom, renounce your wish to cure your child of cancer”
- Wonder Woman, aka Ghostraper
I still can't believe that they turned Wonder Woman into a Ghostraper, lol 😆
Plot twist!
Ghostraper that's a good one like Spirit Seducer
@@jessecovington6639 Funny thing is, there are tons of people who believe in "Ghost R@pe"..lol ..I immediately think about that spoof movie called 'Scary Movie'..lol
@@ihatecommunism9958 you know something else funny Anna Nicole Smith swore to God the best sex she ever had was from a ghost that would incubus her in the morning at her house she said this was real and it happened
>get internet celebrity Rich Evans
>kill his character
Wouldn't be surprised if he never did anything with RLM again.
They all die from COVID
Sorry, Rich doesn't do podcasts.
You really think they can afford a superstar like Rich Evans for more than one scene? Those hack frauds are lucky he was willing to do this much.
Wait, that's Rich Evans!? But that's a different guy!
It's okay it was just a clone
I'm going to assume that the boys favorite Python sketch is "The Cheese Shop". They really love "We're just gonna spend the next five minutes listing things" humor.
"She flys now?!"
"She flys now"
“Somehow Diana flew”
She flies now !
THEY. FLY. NOW!!!!
She.... FLY'S NOW!!!
Literally what I said when I watched the movie
At this point, the RLM-stroyline is more convoluted than Terminator: Genisys!
Not yet, but almost
Next Episode: Rich from Lightning Fast will have a wishing stone of his own.
I want Scientist Man to break it down for us!
But way way WAY better...
if by convoluted you mean rich and satisfying I agree
“Don’t you know they’re rebooting night court?”
Genuinely don’t know if this is a joke or not
It's true, they're rebooting it centered around Dan Fielding.
@Lord Brain They'll all be a woke nightmare
I mean... you could Google it very easily, but why bother when you can just make a comment on a RUclips show instead?
@@charlottecorday8494 they would be mixed race, Bud would be trans and Kelly would be a communist.
It's a sequel series. Think "Night Court: The Next Generation"
Yea, the Amazonian island of Mascara. Where all the women spend their days painting their eyebrows and giving each other perfect cat eyes. Ruled by their Queen Maybelline. Maybe she's born with it.
Good job. I approve your comment.
Lol
Damn that was a good comment
Im chocked Lmao
I thought it was called Thyroid Mascara
If it's a hereditary title, I'd assume she was definitely born with it. _drum fill_
Rich's "OWWW Fuck!" at 7:03 should replace the Wilhelm scream in every movie, both going forward and retroactively.
Yes, yes and yes.
Perfect echo and everything.
I love how the movie was so forgettable that Mike just started calling Pedro Pascal's character 'Max Powers' lmao.
Pedro Pascal is actually a good actor, too bad he was wasted in this movie.
Dude plays football for Sunderland :D & also a film editor aswell as a successful car magazine!
That’s more effort than just plainly calling him by the actor’s name like Chris Pine lol
Mike annoyed me little as Jay was right. Very little of the movie has anything to do with the 80s.
This review came out within an hour of me finishing the movie. I starting watching the review and completely forgot that his name was not actually Max Powers until I saw this comment.
Also during the ending empty platitude speech, she literally looks at the camera like a Best Of The Worst B-Movie
I was waiting for her to break the 4th wall frank underwood style
@@willbeard4835 hell yeah my sir.
I thought it would end like HaNdS Of StEeL. YIKES
Like Neil Breen?
I wish someone would explain to these Hollywood types that surveillance cameras don't actually store footage inside them.
They could've easily edited WW's entrance being her destroying the cameras instead of making that her exit.
OR, even better. Have her big exciting entrance be the audience seeing the surveillance cameras getting destroyed by something, we don't know yet and assume it's the crooks doing it to cover their tracks (cause they thought that'd work). Then we see WW's entrance being her catch her crown... thing (whatever it's called that she wears on her head) as the camera sticks to WW looking ready to fight those crooks as the music swells. Thoughts?
@@Literally-God You just put more thought into it then they did.
When Pedro Pascal yelled “I RENOUNCE MY WISH!!!” and then dipped I straight up died
He received no repercussions for his actions
Reminds me of college
This movie was pretty funny
@@jaden_bricker there should’ve been an extra scene at the end where we see him getting taken into custody. A part of a silent ending montage or something
@@linusdn2777 get back to the QA room! :)
Holy shit, the dialogue in that Themyscira scene is beyond trite.
Did you mean Mascara?
@@frankmerker630 correct. *movie trailer voice*
"Mascara, whatever the f$ck her planet is, _her world."_
Meanwhile - I'm well aware it's an island, located here on planet Earth.
Ordinarily, I detest any usage of the word "trite" because I feel like people only use it to flex their vocabulary on what they consider to be lesser minds. But in this case, it is 100% appropriate.
@@jamesamaral8185 Such insouciance.
Had the delivery of a Neil Breen movie. Why do people think Jenkins is a good director again?
Cheetas aren't actually apex predators, they get eaten by other big cats frequently.
Yeah they get bullied by lions, leopards and even hyenas
She lost her common sense for that wish
Humans are apex predators. We kill just about everything. Even the entire planet.
@@davidludwig3975 Should've become a hotter woman with a gun
@@blahmarduk Kraven the Hunter has a daughter. Should have turned into her!
"Diana, flying is easy, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Chris Pine
I thought about that too. Douglas Adams
DON’T PANIC
The true villain of the film were those leopard print shoes. If only Diana hadn't worn those, catastrophe could have been averted.
"Ladies, what's the lesson you should learn from this movie? Wear. The. Right. Shoes."
@@Corbomite_Meatballs this gave me “always. Eat. The cake. When it’s given to you.” vibes haha
The true villian is Patty Jenkins for writing it.
This movie was so bad that I walked out of my own house.
😂
this is my new all-time favorite RUclips comment
I saw someone try to watch it on the airplane. They did the same thing.
I saw it with my older brother on Xmas Day, and all I could say when it was over was, "Those superhero movies sure demand an awful lot of suspension of disbelief, don't they?"
4 days into 2021 and we already have the most overused joke of the year. Not a promising start.
They went to the Air and Space Museum and Chris Pine didn't see the Enterprise? What a missed opportunity!
Wow. That would have been great. Kind of a head tilt and the Enterprise notes quietly in the background.
They didn't get him to do an homage to his father in the CHiPs movie either. A series of missed opportunities.
'Cause it's not there anymore, it was replaced with the Discovery when they retired the shuttles back in 2011.
They would have needed permission from CBS and that wouldn't be happening.
@@connarcomstock161 The TV show Enterprise is there.
51:11 I loved the line: "the illusion of emotion, the illusion of something grand happening". This is got the footage and music fools you. Basically that was like the whole Cloud Atlas to me
Plinkett naming streaming services for 3 minutes straight was borderline experimental
It was predictive programing...
Badum-tss
RUclips Vic Berger W/ Trump spliced saying billions and billions over and over for at least 5 minutes. If ya like this you should definitely watch that.
Someone’s Monty Python Cheese Shop reference was more on point.
I get what Jay is saying about the film not being heavily grounded in the 80's. Yeah, there's a lot of superficial acknowledgement of the 80's, but aside from it taking place during the cold war, none of it really informs the story or affects the plot's development.
I think there's a case to be made that the WHY NOT MORE consumerism really reached the first fever pitch in the 80s, so there's that?
@@AdamDane we still have that idea in modern day so really the only reason to set it in 1984 would be the 80s aesthetic which they didnt take advantage of
@@thomasb7347 yeah you're right, that's why I said "first reached".
@@AdamDane I was gonna say the 1950's - but really it's been the whole post-WWII era. Beatniks/hippies were a backlash to it, which was obviously well before the 80's.
Agreed. There's lot's of 80s stuff but it doesn't influence anything of significance.
The payoff to that 18 minute opening should have been that in the fight with cheetah she kills her instantly and cheetahs last words are "how" then wonder woman says "Because cheetahs never win"
Wow holy shit that would have redeemed so much of the writing. Bravo.
I like it
@@Davidsworldtravels Thank you I was extraordinarily high
As usual, I totally agree with Jay. I said the same points during the movie. Especially on the point about it barely referencing the 80s. It flooded 80s references at the start for sure, but then it was just the occasional "oh yeah it's the 80s, throw in an old car or piece of clothing".
That intro was like crack to the Rich Evans’ fan (which is every man and women who sees him)
I need more! MORE!
Woman* you're welcome.
I need to change my diaper!
@@joelbrown2625 Homeboy I didn’t say thank u that hella rude
And I want *MORE*