Devious ahh beat, even quite sinister perhaps

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2023
  • Original song is Scheming Weasel by Kevin MacLeod
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @goofiestgoobster
    @goofiestgoobster 2 месяца назад +4889

    “adults only!”
    me, with a very vertical trench coat and an inconspicuous height:

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion  2 месяца назад +197

      😂

    • @blujayc
      @blujayc 2 месяца назад +228

      don't forget the oversized sunglasses

    • @cheez313
      @cheez313 2 месяца назад +104

      dont forget the 3 kids stacked ontop

    • @teambanayad9635
      @teambanayad9635 Месяц назад +10

      real

    • @caprinespectre
      @caprinespectre Месяц назад +12

      me as a 13 year old in ERP discord servers (zero regrets, would do again)

  • @Xenon_Proto
    @Xenon_Proto 4 месяца назад +22326

    “Hey, where is my bike?”
    Me, with a conspicuously bike-shaped stomach:

  • @wilsonleiter1067
    @wilsonleiter1067 2 месяца назад +1529

    "Who stole my gold?"
    Me underneath a barrel tiptoeing away:

  • @arthas236
    @arthas236 3 месяца назад +678

    "Hey, were did all my helium gas go?"
    Me, floating around with a silly voice: 😳😳

  • @_simplyme43
    @_simplyme43 4 месяца назад +6414

    My nefarious, diaolical, and maybe even quite sinister self when I see my neighbor's blueberry pie cooling down unattended upon their windowsill:

    • @cocman4532
      @cocman4532 4 месяца назад +559

      And then you proceed to deviously close your eyes and float towards the wave of smell the blueberry pie emits until you reach the windowsill

    • @klee3430
      @klee3430 3 месяца назад +37

      copied comment from another video someone said the exact sane thing a week before you 💀 better luck next time lil bro

    • @_simplyme43
      @_simplyme43 3 месяца назад +36

      lil bro is so cringy omg@@klee3430

    • @BlaketheBlock
      @BlaketheBlock 3 месяца назад

      you all talk like morons

    • @NotMrTaco53
      @NotMrTaco53 3 месяца назад +49

      Me walking away from my neighbor's house with a suspiciously blueberry pie-shaped head:

  • @BreadBup
    @BreadBup 4 месяца назад +7918

    When you're up to some ludicrous Folly as per usual, and the Series of devious Stratagems you concocted is successfully carried out by your unscrupulous Goons:

    • @leticiajadia3211
      @leticiajadia3211 4 месяца назад +306

      Devious ahh

    • @derpyunicorn5543
      @derpyunicorn5543 4 месяца назад +242

      Even quite sinister perhaps...

    • @Omni-Bot8O8
      @Omni-Bot8O8 4 месяца назад +130

      Bro I couldn't stop wheezing while reading this.

    • @user-ol1pm2iw9j
      @user-ol1pm2iw9j 4 месяца назад +111

      Indeed a very relatable statement, I do very much enjoy when my dastardly goons carry out my precocious ruses.

    • @nathandoner8860
      @nathandoner8860 4 месяца назад +16

      You have a free pfp

  • @astroyamical
    @astroyamical Месяц назад +336

    "where'd the us national missile reserve go?"
    Me, with a suspiciously missile shaped back pocket:

    • @DuckOil
      @DuckOil 17 дней назад +26

      average male pant pocket size

    • @Sealqua
      @Sealqua 13 дней назад +4

      @@DuckOilcan confirm

    • @Bobtheballsackbandit
      @Bobtheballsackbandit 8 дней назад

      Underrated asf comment

  • @Donots-fe6yw
    @Donots-fe6yw 26 дней назад +146

    Me when parents aren’t home and the cookie jar is wide open

  • @6UTSS
    @6UTSS 4 месяца назад +7147

    "hes right behind me isnt he" ahh beat

    • @TR0PICAL_BEATZ
      @TR0PICAL_BEATZ 4 месяца назад +22

      Fr

    • @logopiler
      @logopiler 4 месяца назад +110

      Drake the type 💀

    • @Boolets-qv2nd
      @Boolets-qv2nd 4 месяца назад +72

      @@logopiler This is probably Drakes favorite song

    • @logopiler
      @logopiler 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Boolets-qv2nd True

    • @user-co9jp8yc6d
      @user-co9jp8yc6d 4 месяца назад +14

      @@Boolets-qv2nd drake the type of guy to listen to this

  • @kurgerbingreal
    @kurgerbingreal 4 месяца назад +8438

    WE CREEPIN AROUND ON TIPTOES WITH THIS ONE🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @Cthulu_699
      @Cthulu_699 4 месяца назад +63

      Rogue ahh beat

    • @clonecommandermike332
      @clonecommandermike332 4 месяца назад +81

      Tinktinktinktink

    • @ax_y
      @ax_y 4 месяца назад

      Not funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrible attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my pathetic brain understanding that joke. In the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering with out meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done.

    • @imthebossmermaid3648
      @imthebossmermaid3648 4 месяца назад +10

      lol I thought you said "WE CREEPIN OUT TV TROPES WITH THIS ONE!" (and if so, then plz let me join in!)

    • @arihantbhattacharjee
      @arihantbhattacharjee 4 месяца назад +24

      WE SCHEMIN WITH THE WEASEL WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥

  • @Ch4lthemonkey
    @Ch4lthemonkey 3 месяца назад +999

    "who robbed the bank???😮😲👿"
    me with a conspiculously bank shaped stomach:

    • @cameroncollins3972
      @cameroncollins3972 2 месяца назад +32

      me after stealing someones comment and changing one word

    • @TheeSirRandom
      @TheeSirRandom Месяц назад +50

      @@cameroncollins3972 me after reading a cringe ass fucking comment claiming some other guy stole his comment: 😐
      No one fucking cares bro

    • @stompinshivavodss
      @stompinshivavodss Месяц назад +40

      @@TheeSirRandom both corny

    • @TheeSirRandom
      @TheeSirRandom Месяц назад +5

      @@stompinshivavodss who are you for your opinion to matter to me.

    • @stompinshivavodss
      @stompinshivavodss Месяц назад +24

      @@TheeSirRandom no one, that’s the beauty of the internet is nothing anyone says really matters cuz it wasn’t said with eye contact 🤝

  • @OrdinaryishPerson
    @OrdinaryishPerson 2 месяца назад +478

    POV: You Say "Trick or Treat" to a brit on halloween instead of "delectable sweets or thou Face vicous tomfoolery"

    • @LeoTheGamer_
      @LeoTheGamer_ Месяц назад +9

      as a brit i can confirm this is true

    • @arishachoudhury_
      @arishachoudhury_ Месяц назад +19

      now empty the compartments of your pantaloons and discard of your footwear also

    • @wristypython64
      @wristypython64 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@LeoTheGamer_*As a resident of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, I can verify the factual nature of this statement

    • @LeoTheGamer_
      @LeoTheGamer_ Месяц назад +5

      @@wristypython64 precisely

    • @deepfriedlettuce.
      @deepfriedlettuce. 29 дней назад +1

      Viscous?

  • @Sniper_XPEHOB
    @Sniper_XPEHOB 5 месяцев назад +31388

    Teacher: "No stealing military documents in class!"
    The nefarious, mischievous and even downright malicios individuals located in the back of the teaching estabilishment in question:

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion  5 месяцев назад +3099

      i love this comment so much 😂

    • @luckymstr5614
      @luckymstr5614 5 месяцев назад +1751

      not the googlebajink emojis

    • @HelperBot
      @HelperBot 5 месяцев назад +216

      Lmao

    • @synthium_
      @synthium_ 4 месяца назад +386

      war thunder reference?

    • @Sniper_XPEHOB
      @Sniper_XPEHOB 4 месяца назад +105

      Hell no. @@synthium_

  • @BonkersLego
    @BonkersLego 5 месяцев назад +24711

    Tonight, WE STEAL THE MOON!!! 🔥🔥🔥

    • @notsuperbroz69
      @notsuperbroz69 5 месяцев назад +730

      Yeaaaa!

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion  5 месяцев назад +2230

      DAMN STRAIGHT 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🍌🍌

    • @2ThumbsUpInc
      @2ThumbsUpInc 5 месяцев назад +714

      YEEEAAAAAHHHH 🗣🗣🗣🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🍌🍌🍌🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @iatplayeridontfrickingknow483
      @iatplayeridontfrickingknow483 5 месяцев назад +259

      YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @anirudhashok3332
      @anirudhashok3332 4 месяца назад +172

      YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGG

  • @randomrobloxytaround
    @randomrobloxytaround 3 месяца назад +253

    "Where is my son?"
    My pitbull with a human-like figure stomach:

  • @ClippedByNolanFN
    @ClippedByNolanFN Месяц назад +73

    “you fell RIGHT into my TRAP” ahh beat 😭🙏

  • @DeadBayt
    @DeadBayt 4 месяца назад +14851

    Friend: "I'm logging off for the night."
    Me being the malicious, mischievious rapscallion with a stack of TNT and a pressure plate:

    • @jtkplays2190
      @jtkplays2190 4 месяца назад +182

      🧐🤨🗿🍷

    • @cookiedoughbro5252
      @cookiedoughbro5252 4 месяца назад

      That in fact is quite a devilish act you sly pumpernickel

    • @scoutedbysam5433
      @scoutedbysam5433 4 месяца назад +184

      devious prank

    • @Mr-bw7yi
      @Mr-bw7yi 4 месяца назад +281

      Me with a bit of charred, withered even, skulls and some pocket sand from hell:

    • @shady1137
      @shady1137 4 месяца назад +89

      Lmao this reminds me when me and my friend were living together playing minecraft on the ps4. When she went to sleep I made a giant mantis base made of nether bricks marble and glass. It was super cool, but at the end of it was a piano room of note blocks, and I cheated in tons of hidden command blocks to attach to each note. Each one spawned a different mob in the game, i made enough notes to get every mob in the game. And each had a spawn point in my friends mansion. Then I had her come over and show me how to play some piano >:)

  • @Lunaticdoesdumstuff
    @Lunaticdoesdumstuff 4 месяца назад +9861

    "Can i have some ice cream?"
    "Sure, but only a spoonful"
    Me with a comically large spoon:

  • @-J8-
    @-J8- Месяц назад +95

    "We lost the baby!"
    The muffled high pitched screams coming from my stomach:

  • @Purple_guy_83
    @Purple_guy_83 Месяц назад +34

    “Bro, where did my EarPods go?”
    “I don’t know” *Eminem playing from my stomach*

  • @thetrickycreeperboy1462
    @thetrickycreeperboy1462 3 месяца назад +6225

    “Where my pet chicken go?”
    “I don’t know” *coughs out feathers*

    • @ok-ky1ns
      @ok-ky1ns 3 месяца назад +131

      BRO ATE THE CHICKEN ALIVE

    • @demi172
      @demi172 3 месяца назад

      FOR REAL?!??!!@@ok-ky1ns

    • @lwfawn
      @lwfawn 3 месяца назад +1

      feline ass

    • @ItzGachaKatie2
      @ItzGachaKatie2 3 месяца назад +71

      Bro took liking chicken to another level 😭✋🏾

    • @redorangebrowntan2763
      @redorangebrowntan2763 3 месяца назад +16

      🟤

  • @Soup_phobic
    @Soup_phobic 4 месяца назад +8732

    “I’ve been expecting you” ahhh beat ☠️☠️

  • @AlbertDinkletonThe3rd
    @AlbertDinkletonThe3rd 2 месяца назад +97

    "Why do my cheeks hurt?!"
    My devious diabolical self with time stop:

  • @ChuanweiZHUO
    @ChuanweiZHUO Месяц назад +102

    “Hey, where did the Sun go?”
    Me, with a conspicuous Sun-shaped stomach:

  • @twoguyspies2056
    @twoguyspies2056 4 месяца назад +3218

    Teacher: No fooling around!
    Me and my companions, planning some cunning, mischievous, devious, and perhaps quite sinister tomfoolery:

    • @Crafty_Breeze
      @Crafty_Breeze 4 месяца назад +134

      Teacher: Well I am flabbergasted! What is incorrect with your neurologistically terrible ways! Absolutely rubbish!

    • @sssnoise
      @sssnoise 4 месяца назад +48

      what kind of fucking emoji is that???

    • @satoru.1099
      @satoru.1099 4 месяца назад

      @@sssnoisethe youtube ones

    • @Riloc98
      @Riloc98 4 месяца назад

      @@sssnoise

    • @proxlordz
      @proxlordz 4 месяца назад +65

      What are these yt emojis

  • @Kerbii..
    @Kerbii.. 5 месяцев назад +22686

    Genuinely, it goes really hard on 1.25x

    • @DJSimulator
      @DJSimulator 5 месяцев назад +2344

      i tried it and this man speaks the truth. garage ass royalty free kevin mcleod style beat

    • @Uzair.safwan
      @Uzair.safwan 5 месяцев назад +1466

      And 0.75
      Edit: NO WAY 700 LIKES BRO MY HIGHEST LIKED COMEMNT
      Edit 2: Nah 1000 likes is just crazy
      Edit 3: ok that’s enough no more likes guys

    • @iamstoopid1395
      @iamstoopid1395 5 месяцев назад +127

      FR

    • @RowanGuthrie
      @RowanGuthrie 5 месяцев назад +256

      Where can I purchase this album?

    • @khalip4926
      @khalip4926 5 месяцев назад

      that shi was ass

  • @fanwaffles9273
    @fanwaffles9273 26 дней назад +13

    "It all when according to plan" ahh beat 🗣🔥

  • @ApexGlitchVR
    @ApexGlitchVR 2 месяца назад +11

    Friend: aight ima hop off
    Me making the most devious tnt explosion under his house:

    • @ApexGlitchVR
      @ApexGlitchVR 2 месяца назад

      Minecraft btw

    • @SolomonSlind
      @SolomonSlind 2 месяца назад

      @@ApexGlitchVRfor a second there I thought you were actually doing this irl

  • @justacursedlego286
    @justacursedlego286 4 месяца назад +1353

    "You fools have just stepped on my trap" ahh beat💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @senzmaki4890
      @senzmaki4890 3 месяца назад +20

      ain't no aah aah way💀💀💀

    • @AdamKayaan
      @AdamKayaan 2 месяца назад +15

      “I’ve been expecting you…”

    • @sbcs2809
      @sbcs2809 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@AdamKayaan ahh beat😂😂

  • @Mrlol4
    @Mrlol4 4 месяца назад +2108

    "Who stole the mona lisa!?"
    Me, with a suspiciously cuboid shaped bulge in my shirt:

    • @OfficialBulletPurdy
      @OfficialBulletPurdy 3 месяца назад +119

      either bro is bricked or he stole the mona lisa

    • @somenerd8139
      @somenerd8139 3 месяца назад

      @@OfficialBulletPurdy does bro have a cuboid dick?

    • @Ballstothewalls69
      @Ballstothewalls69 3 месяца назад +9

      Mona Lisa ain’t cube shape tho dawg

    • @Mrlol4
      @Mrlol4 3 месяца назад +34

      @@OfficialBulletPurdy I'll never tell (why the fuck is yours cuboid shaped and in your shirt)

    • @OfficialBulletPurdy
      @OfficialBulletPurdy 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Mrlol4 hmm good question ( dont ask also its in pants going up my shirt)

  • @thedman1754
    @thedman1754 3 месяца назад +35

    My (Hypothetical) Girlfriend: I'm coming over, you better not be planning sinister, nefarious, suspicous, cunning, mischevious, and downright diabolical acts of tomfoolery, causing unfortunate mishaps to the unsuspecting townsfolk
    My devious unscrupulously fishy ass:

  • @brockgrabarski
    @brockgrabarski 25 дней назад +11

    "well well well, look what we have here" ahh beat 💀💀💀

  • @majorcheirus77
    @majorcheirus77 4 месяца назад +2452

    Beat got me having the “tinkitinktintinkitinkitinki” sound when I sneak around the house

    • @francescovellani2057
      @francescovellani2057 4 месяца назад +49

      PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Fadedparmesian
      @Fadedparmesian 4 месяца назад +145

      Bro captioned the tip toe sound💀

    • @Klotzy4433
      @Klotzy4433 4 месяца назад +42

      Your comment looks like youre insane until you read it out loud

    • @TheGoldenToon
      @TheGoldenToon 4 месяца назад +10

      Sounds like minecraft xp tbh

    • @squiddicakes
      @squiddicakes 4 месяца назад +28

      It’s funny how we all knew what you were talking about 💀

  • @Logans_Login
    @Logans_Login 4 месяца назад +2976

    WE TAKIN OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @Damian-km6sk
      @Damian-km6sk 4 месяца назад +70

      *insert perry the platypus theme here*

    • @flarezona9889
      @flarezona9889 4 месяца назад +39

      WE BE FLUNG BY BIGASS TORNADO WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Seemore-is-king
      @Seemore-is-king 4 месяца назад +32

      "Ferb why is there a plane heading towards our towers?"

    • @Lexiholder2534
      @Lexiholder2534 4 месяца назад +10

      Behold! My “I-don’t-care-inator!

    • @officaldrake
      @officaldrake 4 месяца назад +15

      I call it: “the devious beat producer-inator”

  • @-Rexen-
    @-Rexen- 3 месяца назад +19

    "where is my baby ?!" the pitbull , who does not seem hungry anymore :

  • @wannabeedgy15yearoldd05
    @wannabeedgy15yearoldd05 3 месяца назад +87

    Me engaging in a questionable conduct in plain sight
    The Police Uncle : Uhm, excuse me, Sir.
    Me : Excused.

  • @TheManOfManyNames.
    @TheManOfManyNames. 5 месяцев назад +6592

    Me: *sticks my leg out from under the blanket*
    The devilish, mischievous, nefarious and downright rambunctious rapscallion of which would be known as “the monster under my bed” ready to do some trickery, some tomfoolery, if you may, even a little bit of goofing around:

    • @Perfect.unsymmetry
      @Perfect.unsymmetry 5 месяцев назад +237

      I dunno man, I play Lego with him

    • @EUROPA_451.
      @EUROPA_451. 4 месяца назад +118

      This is the best freaking comment ever

    • @TheManOfManyNames.
      @TheManOfManyNames. 4 месяца назад +135

      @IonRubythe hell you talking about?

    • @69TheOneWhoAsked
      @69TheOneWhoAsked 4 месяца назад +53

      which leg🤨

    • @Galaxy-ou8qd
      @Galaxy-ou8qd 4 месяца назад +17

      Keeping this here just to remember this absolute laugh

  • @The_scrongler1978
    @The_scrongler1978 5 месяцев назад +8410

    I was expecting this to be dumb but this actually straight flames
    10/10 would plan global domination to this

  • @SolomonSlind
    @SolomonSlind 2 месяца назад +13

    “You will never foil my evil plan” ahh beat

  • @Not-Zak-y
    @Not-Zak-y 3 месяца назад +6

    we got company ahh beat💀

  • @notsansutplays8178
    @notsansutplays8178 4 месяца назад +4707

    “Wow, this lemonade is absolutely incredible, although a bit warm… how did you make it?”
    My devious, mischievous, and quirky self:

    • @CasualRandomUser
      @CasualRandomUser 4 месяца назад +127

      One word is P

    • @cookiedoughbro5252
      @cookiedoughbro5252 4 месяца назад

      you sly dog

    • @h3971
      @h3971 4 месяца назад +251

      Someone calling the Funny Juice™ incredible feels much more devious, suspicious, and quirky of the consumer

    • @zombiegordonf9320
      @zombiegordonf9320 4 месяца назад +90

      How deceptive!

    • @stuartblittley3531
      @stuartblittley3531 4 месяца назад +88

      ahh hell nahhhh‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @Certifiedmusicnerd
    @Certifiedmusicnerd 4 месяца назад +1375

    "Hey, where is my house?"
    Me, with a conspicuously house-shaped stomach:

    • @halfdeceased5829
      @halfdeceased5829 4 месяца назад +43

      NOT THE HOUSE 😭

    • @umgato.3017
      @umgato.3017 3 месяца назад +29

      ... Where the heck did the Planet Earth go?

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 2 месяца назад +49

      ​@@umgato.3017me with a conspicuously earth shaped stomach:

    • @metallicmadman7182
      @metallicmadman7182 2 месяца назад

      ​@@FleshWizard69420 caseoh

    • @nnnsk69420
      @nnnsk69420 2 месяца назад +7

      profile picture fits

  • @eastercastle6979
    @eastercastle6979 13 дней назад +7

    "where's my cat?"
    "no clue" my bag proceeds to meow

  • @pacol.4302
    @pacol.4302 Месяц назад +6

    "It ain't even that deep bro"
    Also bro planning someone's downfall after they accidentally bumped into him:

  • @CarBorKig
    @CarBorKig 4 месяца назад +824

    "hey, where's my sandwich?"
    me, with a Pulverize-Sandwiches-To-A-Fine-Dust-Inator:

    • @Maw-uj3yr
      @Maw-uj3yr 2 месяца назад +28

      me with my anti-pulverize-sandwiches-to-a-fine-dust-inator :

    • @vobsvids
      @vobsvids Месяц назад +6

      Me with a pulverize sandwiches into a fine dust inator (standing in a cloud of dust)

    • @Abyss35505
      @Abyss35505 Месяц назад +9

      Sounds like a doofensmirtz weapon lmao

    • @cathaha68
      @cathaha68 Месяц назад +2

      @@Abyss35505 yeah

  • @GodRealAccount
    @GodRealAccount 4 месяца назад +786

    “Hey where did all my elephants go”
    Me hiding all the elephants in my pockets:

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion  4 месяца назад +64

      bro 💀

    • @SpacePizza2006
      @SpacePizza2006 4 месяца назад +29

      ​@@One-In-a-KrillionMan, even God listened to your song. ​He must be one devious, silly, tomfoolery having fellow.

    • @JinYo265
      @JinYo265 3 месяца назад

    • @levels23
      @levels23 2 месяца назад +1

      @@One-In-a-Krillion How does your reply have more likes than replies...

    • @VanillaThatIsFrench
      @VanillaThatIsFrench 2 месяца назад +1

      #relatable

  • @GL1TC3
    @GL1TC3 2 месяца назад +15

    "Where'd he go?"
    my comically large and devious stomach sticking out from behind a tree:

    • @AverageMLPFan_
      @AverageMLPFan_ 9 дней назад

      Vore 💀

    • @koithedino
      @koithedino 5 дней назад

      that just.. vore

    • @GL1TC3
      @GL1TC3 3 дня назад +1

      No guys, the joke is that I'm hiding from someone behind a tree and my stomach is sticking out. Not that I ate someone 💀

  • @OfficialStan101
    @OfficialStan101 Месяц назад +5

    hey have you seen my cat?
    *me with a conspiciously cat-shaped dent in my car*

  • @sincere3238
    @sincere3238 5 месяцев назад +974

    "Retrieve the stolen gem" ahh beat 😭

    • @voltvibin
      @voltvibin 4 месяца назад +50

      is that a reference to the mobile game king of thieves made by zeptolab

    • @sataandagi4
      @sataandagi4 4 месяца назад +16

      @@voltvibinbro what😭😭😭

    • @christopherpowell3166
      @christopherpowell3166 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@voltvibinyes it is

    • @Mewcat
      @Mewcat 4 месяца назад +4

      @@voltvibin Yup

    • @dddarwin
      @dddarwin 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@sataandagi4 BRO DOESN'T GET REFERNEF

  • @RuardOozer
    @RuardOozer 4 месяца назад +3209

    yo this is fire 🔥
    STEPS FOR WORLD DOMINATION:
    1. Get into a position of power (a governmental position is ideal, such as president. If acquired, skip to step 8. For demonstrational purposes, we will use the "climb the ranks method", starting with joining the military.)
    2. Dedicate life to joining the military
    3. Climb the ranks to General
    4. Gain respect
    5. Find corruption; start civil war (happens during 6-9)
    6. Win an impossible battle, multiple times (optional, but speeds up process)
    7. Climb the ranks more with your newfound fame and respect (run for president, as such)
    8. Gain the utmost respect of the people
    9. Conquest (Claim land and expand, be careful to keep your respect)
    10. Corrupt military (on your side)
    11. Repeat step 9 until you hold a major molopoly on the world's economy
    12. stock up (supplies worth at least 20 years)
    13. shut all trade routes
    14. when enemies are drained, conquer them until you own the world
    15. Create dystopia
    16. protect yourself immensely
    17. was it really worth it?

    • @goodgamesinc.
      @goodgamesinc. 4 месяца назад +1

      18. state mandated big titty goth mommies for all

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion  4 месяца назад +357

      underrated comment

    • @Sniper_XPEHOB
      @Sniper_XPEHOB 4 месяца назад +292

      10: Create an artificial gap among the people (democrat and republican party) to have them endlessly struggle against each other and never question your elitist rule

    • @user-fl8kk9xg4r
      @user-fl8kk9xg4r 4 месяца назад

      tutorial on how to give a sloppy bj
      **Step 1**: make sure they are all relaxed undressed and ready for the sloppy toppy
      **Step 2**: spit on it and rub it all over it slowly natural lube and getting it hard is pretty important!!
      **Step 3**: lick the tip with nothing else touching it make it twitch at the slow licks you give it make them sensitive to everything you do
      **Step 4**: relax your throat muscles as you take them in for the first time if you can’t go all the way straight away keep practicing going deeper the longer you go
      **Step 5**: don’t be afraid of how much you drool on it trust me it’ll feel good for them as you bob as much as you can taking as much in as you can make them feel all mushy
      **Step 6**: make sure you don’t stop if you hear them moan/say they’re gonna coom this is where you speed up and get deeper if you can don’t make the mistake of slowing down
      **Step 7**: hold their legs open if you’re going fast they might try to close them through just twitches don’t let them try to escape the sloppy
      **Step 8**: deptroat it all and let them unload all of it don’t stop going fast until you feel it soften and have swallowed all the milk!!
      **Step 9**: aftercare is very important if he don’t kiss you after that sloppy he ain’t a keeper

    • @Kamiwwah
      @Kamiwwah 4 месяца назад +57

      Rapping this to te beat is fire

  • @robertvanderlinden2813
    @robertvanderlinden2813 7 дней назад +5

    Farmer: Where did my tractor go?
    me with an inconspicuously big new garage that would perfectly fit such a machine

  • @XeniumRebranded
    @XeniumRebranded Месяц назад +6

    "Hey, where did that tv go?"
    Me, with a conspicuously tv-shaped torso:

  • @Nicalobocinator
    @Nicalobocinator 4 месяца назад +570

    "all part of my plan" type beat 💀

  • @ToastyIsNOTCute
    @ToastyIsNOTCute 4 месяца назад +1576

    0.25 speed turns this into a nefarious, biblically accurate, malicious boss battle

  • @localgustavo
    @localgustavo 3 месяца назад +27

    "Mmmm, this milk is so delicious! Kinda sticky though, where did you get it from?"
    my devious, mischievous, rambunctious, and conniving self:

  • @ItIsBlurryface
    @ItIsBlurryface 3 месяца назад +513

    Bro: "Where the fuck are my blood samples"
    Me with a rather conspicuous yet devious amount of ketchup around my mouth:

  • @roastedpotato2159
    @roastedpotato2159 4 месяца назад +2825

    This could be accidental genius (or straight up genius), but laying downs percussive straight 8th’s over a syncopated/swung melody is some hard shit 🔥🔥🔥

    • @lordofcows8529
      @lordofcows8529 4 месяца назад +103

      definitely accidental lol

    • @tiposauce6417
      @tiposauce6417 4 месяца назад +18

      🤫🧏‍♂️

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 4 месяца назад +164

      it's not accidental, just no theory knowledge was involved.
      brain thinks sound good brain like.

    • @Dr.MicrosoftReal
      @Dr.MicrosoftReal 4 месяца назад +2

      🏋️‍♀️🎽🎽❌❌🥚🌽

    • @glue3850
      @glue3850 4 месяца назад

      I was the thousandth like for one second lmao

  • @bluetoyguy2022
    @bluetoyguy2022 2 месяца назад +9

    "going just as planned" type beat

  • @neomcdoom
    @neomcdoom 3 месяца назад +7

    When grandma mysteriously falls down the stairs and I collect on the insurance money

  • @gyrost
    @gyrost 4 месяца назад +1452

    Teacher: "No planning world domination in class!"
    The most mischievous, malicious, and sinister group of human specimens which locate in the back of the classroom:
    perchance

    • @preferablynopepper9530
      @preferablynopepper9530 4 месяца назад +97

      You can’t just say perchance…

    • @mrlino5261
      @mrlino5261 4 месяца назад

      ​@@preferablynopepper9530 Perchance

    • @funnybones98
      @funnybones98 4 месяца назад +58

      @@preferablynopepper9530perchance, who shall stop me?

    • @scientistmilorad9735
      @scientistmilorad9735 4 месяца назад +25

      You are so devious and even straight up malicious for stealing a comment like that.

    • @HELPMEMOTHER61
      @HELPMEMOTHER61 4 месяца назад

      Fr bro thought he was slick..​@@scientistmilorad9735

  • @rednazfirewolf
    @rednazfirewolf 5 месяцев назад +1867

    Bro I can't even lie this beat is absolutely diabolical 😈😈

    • @scoobysnak07
      @scoobysnak07 4 месяца назад +52

      If you would consider, perhaps even a little sneaky, a little suspect

    • @sniffxy
      @sniffxy 4 месяца назад +28

      maybe even a little sussy
      ok I will leave

    • @guin5203
      @guin5203 4 месяца назад +24

      Might even be a little, as some would call it, unscrupulously surreptitious 🤔

    • @Showagodzilla-__-
      @Showagodzilla-__- 4 месяца назад +15

      Maybe a little devilish

    • @TriangulationOfSquares
      @TriangulationOfSquares 4 месяца назад +15

      a tad bit iniquitous even...

  • @sebastiencharbonneau9943
    @sebastiencharbonneau9943 2 месяца назад +5

    This is quite indubitably devious, if I do have to say, my fellow acquaintance, I do be up to some quite sinister shenanigans when I hear the silly, and mysterious tune playing

  • @CyanPlushCaptain
    @CyanPlushCaptain 13 дней назад +4

    “hey, who stole my song and named it after themselves?!”
    the scheming weasel:

  • @Rainbow_Slime101
    @Rainbow_Slime101 4 месяца назад +2282

    WE GETTING OUT THE TOWER WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥

    • @Tryiogem
      @Tryiogem 4 месяца назад +61

      In this case which tower are talking about?✈️

    • @DaniAnimationAlt
      @DaniAnimationAlt 4 месяца назад +43

      @@Tryiogemwe gettin a tower floor two beta with this one
      we gettin all the blue coins with this one
      we beating the cursed thorn with this one

    • @PBACEO
      @PBACEO 4 месяца назад +10

      @@Tryiogemthe zany to the max one

    • @ravenparker1050
      @ravenparker1050 4 месяца назад +10

      @@Tryiogem No fly list type beat

    • @JaquanWalker-ty6rl
      @JaquanWalker-ty6rl 4 месяца назад +30

      Fire in the hole

  • @noxxorz
    @noxxorz 4 месяца назад +372

    we boutta steal the cookie jar with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

    • @saulmorris9639
      @saulmorris9639 4 месяца назад +33

      we boutta eat all the advent calender chocolates in one day with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

    • @LandoNorrisNumberOneFan
      @LandoNorrisNumberOneFan 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@saulmorris9639That's too devious even for me 😢😢

    • @logopiler
      @logopiler 4 месяца назад

      @@saulmorris9639🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶WE ABOUTTA GRIEF SOMEONE’S HOUSE IN MINECRAFT WITH THIS ONE 🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @domestoscool2849
      @domestoscool2849 4 месяца назад

      @@saulmorris9639 man my little brother literally did so, and didnt regret it

  • @user-we7jf4yj8h
    @user-we7jf4yj8h 27 дней назад +4

    the beat that your uncle plays when he comes into your room

  • @-M3rcuryz_F4ngzZz-
    @-M3rcuryz_F4ngzZz- 22 дня назад +2

    "Hey where'd the table go?"
    Me with a very conspicuous table shaped stomach: "no clue."

  • @sukunasgaylover
    @sukunasgaylover 4 месяца назад +343

    "Hey! Someone stole the Mona Lisa! Call the guards!"
    Me, with a rectangular trench coat:

    • @chiefOK
      @chiefOK Месяц назад +3

      ''call the guards'' like this is 1708 lmao
      i chuckled a bit at this one

    • @sukunasgaylover
      @sukunasgaylover Месяц назад +1

      @@chiefOKthanks babe

    • @chiefOK
      @chiefOK Месяц назад +1

      @@sukunasgaylover fortnite

    • @maxiamarilla5020
      @maxiamarilla5020 Месяц назад

      @@chiefOK balls

    • @unendingpinelate940
      @unendingpinelate940 Месяц назад

      ​@@maxiamarilla5020im eating fortnite

  • @thdngkwkacvhjddskajxbgghyk8651
    @thdngkwkacvhjddskajxbgghyk8651 4 месяца назад +580

    All music producers been real quiet since this devious act of rhythmic poetry dropped

    • @JoeBeats8781
      @JoeBeats8781 4 месяца назад +3

      Yeah this made me give up on music 💀 I will never top this 😢

  • @Wavey6
    @Wavey6 6 дней назад +2

    "hey where did my bed go??" me tiptoeing away holding a 109 meter bed

  • @thereal_chipman
    @thereal_chipman 4 месяца назад +895

    Such a devilish beat, dare I say cunning, crafty, artful, sly even?
    Only a roundabout human being would make such a beat like this.

    • @draboligan
      @draboligan 4 месяца назад +8

      We getting out the 9 with this one ... 11

    • @buzzybees8604
      @buzzybees8604 4 месяца назад +29

      @@draboligan A treacherously failed attempt of an attempt at a wonky, silly, devious, and, dare I say, mischievous comment

    • @evan-kq5uf
      @evan-kq5uf 4 месяца назад

      Quite malicious might I say, I might even commit some dilly dallying with this concoction

    • @evan-kq5uf
      @evan-kq5uf 4 месяца назад +5

      Might I say quite malicious, this inadequacy might even conjur a bit of dilly dallying if I must

    • @ChillGuy2854
      @ChillGuy2854 4 месяца назад

      Jojo reference!?!?

  • @GeckyWecky
    @GeckyWecky 4 месяца назад +543

    I’m 100% deadass when I say this beat is undeniably the most malevolent, heinous, and outright sinister beat imaginable

  • @LonDandDee
    @LonDandDee 2 месяца назад +3

    "we got company!" ahh beat

  • @youraveragecupofjoe9856
    @youraveragecupofjoe9856 5 месяцев назад +729

    This shit would be fire as a ringtone

    • @wizardlizard55555
      @wizardlizard55555 4 месяца назад +21

      LMAO

    • @David280GG
      @David280GG 4 месяца назад +17

      Thanks for the idea

    • @iminyourbasement10
      @iminyourbasement10 4 месяца назад +11

      yup i’m doing that

    • @youraveragecupofjoe9856
      @youraveragecupofjoe9856 4 месяца назад +10

      Okay I'm tryna turn this into my alarm and I can't figure it out, how do I get this audio downloaded? (I need spice in my life)

    • @cats9994
      @cats9994 4 месяца назад

      ​@@youraveragecupofjoe9856be careful with this but I always use "youtube to mp3" websites. Just be careful of malicious ads

  • @karmamybeloved
    @karmamybeloved 4 месяца назад +744

    This goes unfathomably, flabbergastingly, and maybe even neurolisizingly hard on 1.25x.

  • @benhammer4410
    @benhammer4410 5 дней назад +1

    When the villain explains his plan and you know it's going to fail in one way or another.

  • @manhattancar72
    @manhattancar72 4 месяца назад +429

    this song goes hard when you're planning evil wacky things in your secret base located in the north pole

    • @stuartblittley3531
      @stuartblittley3531 4 месяца назад +1

      LNFAO

    • @funnybones98
      @funnybones98 4 месяца назад +17

      and after it gets blown up you get a secret space station in the sequel

    • @manhattancar72
      @manhattancar72 4 месяца назад

      @@funnybones98 😱

    • @GarganaclEnjoyer
      @GarganaclEnjoyer 4 месяца назад +1

      Like giving coal to all the kiddlywinks

    • @Boolets-qv2nd
      @Boolets-qv2nd 4 месяца назад +4

      Don't forget it's underground and must have some guards in full armor, and it must have a throne which turns around so you can have your hands in a folded position looking at the hero and saying "I've been expecting you here" and then telling him about your plans

  • @ciaoce
    @ciaoce 4 месяца назад +259

    2x makes me feel an emotion i never felt before. help me

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 4 месяца назад +34

      Bro sounds like a running cartoon character

    • @wahooey6189
      @wahooey6189 4 месяца назад +27

      timelapse of mischief and tomfoolery

    • @Set3887
      @Set3887 4 месяца назад +2

      I've become shook to my very being. My core is rotting and cracking under the pressure. 2x ended me. My life is forfeit

    • @Tired_Tortilla
      @Tired_Tortilla 4 месяца назад +12

      breakcore ahh beat

    • @Pickled_Peas
      @Pickled_Peas 4 месяца назад

      @@alex.g7317HELP FR 💀💀😭

  • @huddled_up
    @huddled_up Месяц назад +2

    "hey, where did my car go?"
    my suspiciously car-shaped jacket:

  • @micoandreioribiana6860
    @micoandreioribiana6860 Месяц назад +2

    this is the song which fits perfectly for getting snacks late at night

  • @ok_ok_ok_ok
    @ok_ok_ok_ok 4 месяца назад +317

    “No eating lightbulbs in my class!”
    My mischievous, devious, sinister, malicious, troublemaking, menacing, dare deviling, miscreant, villain, scalawag, ruffian, madlad, scoundrel, rapscallion, miscreant, hooligan, knave, scamp, chaotic self:

    • @FreeRobuxInMyAss
      @FreeRobuxInMyAss 3 месяца назад +17

      "scalawag" 💀💀

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 3 месяца назад +2

      @@FreeRobuxInMyAss shiz wild frfr💀💀

    • @thankyou8179
      @thankyou8179 3 месяца назад +4

      Missed the chance to add knieving

    • @drkgon
      @drkgon 2 месяца назад +2

      Me with a lightbulb shaped throat:

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion  2 месяца назад +3

      blud what da hell 💀

  • @H_3_R_0-
    @H_3_R_0- 5 месяцев назад +466

    Gonna have this in my head when I take a peek at the Christmas presents early next year

    • @3gou
      @3gou 4 месяца назад +22

      YOU CANT DO THAT !!!!! YOULL GET IN TROUBLE

    • @KSPGOD69420
      @KSPGOD69420 4 месяца назад +15

      NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO YYYYOOOOOOOOUUUU CANNNNNNNTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 4 месяца назад +3

      fire

  • @jerimiahgaminglord831
    @jerimiahgaminglord831 2 месяца назад +1

    cashier: haven't i seen you before here
    me with a one eye glasses and fancy mustache: no

  • @yeeetboi1059
    @yeeetboi1059 3 месяца назад +4

    when your friend leaves a conveniently placed stash of tnt

  • @zane-4L
    @zane-4L 4 месяца назад +98

    "that was my plan all along" ahh beat

  • @jazz_bass_lick
    @jazz_bass_lick 4 месяца назад +323

    0:05 If you start rapping Gangsta's paradise here, it syncs up perfectly until the end of the song.

    • @CrusaderMoth
      @CrusaderMoth 4 месяца назад +35

      YO THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT EVER THANK YOU 😭

    • @babygis
      @babygis 4 месяца назад +10

      HELL YEAH!!! OMG

    • @Plane-animator
      @Plane-animator 4 месяца назад +24

      What even prompted you to try this

    • @mikedoesthings2134
      @mikedoesthings2134 4 месяца назад +23

      @@Plane-animatorI dunno sometimes things just pop into your brain

    • @Jaywhypees11thToe
      @Jaywhypees11thToe 4 месяца назад +12

      How tf did you think if this 😭

  • @gabelolll
    @gabelolll 2 месяца назад +2

    this ain't even sinister, this might be reaching galactic levels of mischievous

  • @definitelynotchair
    @definitelynotchair 5 месяцев назад +545

    once again, 2x slaps

  • @notlewisz3713
    @notlewisz3713 4 месяца назад +276

    I wouldn’t go so far as to say this beat is Sinister. More mischievous, perchance.

    • @TheRealStewpid
      @TheRealStewpid 4 месяца назад +1

      mario the man vs mario the idea

    • @Nightshade17GD
      @Nightshade17GD 4 месяца назад +23

      “YoU cAnT jUsT sAy PeRcHaNcE!”

    • @AcademicJaedon
      @AcademicJaedon 4 месяца назад +20

      @@Nightshade17GD “perchance, who shall stop me”

    • @saikitonia
      @saikitonia 4 месяца назад +3

      Downright malicious.

    • @tarnishedsphincter8672
      @tarnishedsphincter8672 4 месяца назад +7

      @@Nightshade17GD Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck.

  • @Liezaac
    @Liezaac 2 месяца назад +2

    me, my malicious, mischevious, dare i say, devilish self as i lay my grasps on this beat for my school project

  • @real_real.
    @real_real. 4 месяца назад +174

    Me in basement:
    The most devious, sinister, diabolical, and despicable creature traipsing towards me as soon as my only light source gets extinguished:

  • @dabaconsleepstonight
    @dabaconsleepstonight 5 месяцев назад +136

    villain plotting in secret base ahh beat

  • @wuffles9584
    @wuffles9584 Месяц назад +2

    "Where did me go?"
    me and my homies tiptoeing away with our amazing disguises (we are hidden underneath traffic cones)

  • @Bradu32
    @Bradu32 3 месяца назад +2

    "I'll have you know that I'm quite the despicable fella" ahh beat

  • @_hyphenated
    @_hyphenated 5 месяцев назад +117

    started sneaking away with this 💀🔥

  • @losthcr2576
    @losthcr2576 4 месяца назад +33

    "hes up to something" ahh beat💀💀

  • @animisor
    @animisor 2 месяца назад +1

    Friend: This tastes like poison.
    Me with a inconspicuously poison vile shaped pocket:

  • @TimsTube
    @TimsTube 2 месяца назад +2

    Me when I purposely set a banana peel down right in front of an unsuspecting passerby:

  • @itsupzxc
    @itsupzxc 5 месяцев назад +251

    THIS GOES HARD AT 100% VOLUME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 4 месяца назад +5

      THIS GOES HARD AT 0% VOLUME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣

    • @lewis9s
      @lewis9s 4 месяца назад +6

      THIS GOES HARD AT ANY VOLUME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @fauwuzan3829
    @fauwuzan3829 4 месяца назад +163

    I can't believe that it's been two months since music was invented.

    • @BlaketheBlock
      @BlaketheBlock 3 месяца назад +5

      it was actually made many years ago

    • @CobaltBlue07
      @CobaltBlue07 3 месяца назад +20

      @@BlaketheBlocktwo months*

    • @Fluffyolphert
      @Fluffyolphert 3 месяца назад +7

      Hello my friend, one could understand why you might think that music was invented 2 months ago as this is quite a splendid and rather engaging piece of music. However, it is my understanding that music was invented many moons ago as humans have been around for quite some time, so I believe that it is within my duty to correct you. Farewell and take care.

    • @ayelads
      @ayelads 2 месяца назад +3

      Misinformation. Reported

    • @coisasdewookie8668
      @coisasdewookie8668 2 месяца назад +1

      Jokes left the chat​@@ayelads