The only things you need to make a hit song: Unison, Unison, Unison MIDI Chord pack You want a beautiful melody? I got you! MIDI Chord Pack The 2 clicks and it's perfect fx plugin and the sample chop plugin that will make you a billionaire by 20
@@Errorthebeast i meant like its supposed to be a joke about how people how spam their beats make trash beats... maybe hes subliminally sel-promoting now that I look at it by saying "my DM's" but idrk
If Kanye doesn't sample this in his next album, he's washed up Edit: Don't worry guys, I spoke to Kanye and he said he's gonna delay Donda so that he can record a song with this beat, it'll only take 2 weeks Edit edit: I told you
@@tomas60952 me and 489 others I guess. But to be fair I only listen to like the first 30 seconds and it was in key so I take no responsibility for anything after that 😅
The first part was actually kinda cool, it’s like you realized it was actually not terrible and then just sabotaged any hope it had of being an okay beat the longer it went on haha
Hey Doc✌️👍🏻🌎🏙! I said the EXACT SAME thing after listening to this! It’s just what I needed tonight; I haven’t laughed so hard either!! OMG it’s so “bad it’s goooood!”😂🤩🥳😆💥
@@Rmysti Wow, it’s EXTREMELY quite sad that you have such a dull & (obviously) unfulfilling existence that you ACTUALLY have the time to criticize me for enjoying myself regarding using expressive, appropriate (and hysterically very funny me, at least) emoticons to convey my feelings after listening to this absolutely entertaining & humorous video. It’s also pretty lame that whoever created this silly masterpiece of fun chaos “highlighted your insult” as well! 🙄🥱💩😹👎🏻
I used to screen record beats on RUclips then put them in iMovie and do a voice over rapping it then upload to RUclips and then use RUclips to mp3 to download it onto my shitty 2008 MacBook and put it on SoundCloud
This is the kind of song a 16 year old without previous experience would make on their first try after getting garage band, it ends up being bad of course but they decide to post it on RUclips and package it as a meme
I think what happened here is that after the first 17 seconds of good beat, the producer had a stroke all over the sound table and this came out as a result.
I swear I can't take people who try and look at a deeper meaning into songs like this. Like the song is ment to be a damn joke and they over here thinking that this shit is decoding the cure for cancer.
@@tadoebeatz Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi 1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
2 things:
1. Your free to use this beat anywhere you want just give me credit.
2. Why do people think this is fire?!?!?
Because this the best beat.
Camoni aw
sarcasm
I’ve heard waaaaaaaay worst ....trust me
Sounds like Death Grips
What if this is just Morse code and he’s just screaming for help
Hmhmhm
This is one of the funniest things ever to me lol good one
The Most Desperate Call for help i ever heard
*T O R T U R E*
🤣
This is the kind of song you'd expect to hear in an indie flash game.
the game would be ridiculously hard so you have to suffer thought the beat
this was featured in Atlanta season 4.
Fr
FACTSSSSSSSS
I wanted to say it sounds like a Caves of Qud procedurally generated track but that would be mean and misleading about Caves of Qud
“I’m gonna make a song with Travis Scott one day”
The beat:
Travis song
Who’s travis song
@@nex2582 oh my I didn’t t even see that🤦🏻♂️
@@notsnho lmaoooo im fucking crying
808 likes *WOAHHHH*
This that shit Mordecai was trying to tell Rigby about.
“Aww, this is the best part!” 😂
"You got to be in the know to know, y'know?"
“this’ll get that trashy pop music outta your head”
Had the same thought 😂
brain explosion 😂😭
15 year old producer from Atlanta type beat
“I’m a 15 year old producer from Atlanta trying to make it big”
😕
@@dark90275 This your beat? Lol
Hey I'm one of those
Ay man this is my beat and i have 15 years , i made this beat and sold with 50$ 😂😂😂
Friend: My beats finna get us out the hood
His beats:
Dang this beat hitting, *we moving into the hood* 🙏 💯
@@subwaytails8732 nah, you getting kicked out the hood.
The hood 'bout to run away from you
😃
Yeah..they will get kicked out of the hood
It's a pity that geniuses die so early. This guy will outlive us all.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@JChicoMusic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣@@deckfart1560
LMAOOOO
wait a minute LMAOOOO
0% AUTOTUNE
0% SEX
0% DRUGS
JUST 100% STRAIGHT ASS 🔥💯
200% FART
FAX 🔥🔥💀💀💀
100% drugs
900% ass
Goofy ahh beat made my day 🔥
Especially at 0:42
Man all he needed was the drip plugin, picked a preset, then it would've been perfect
lmao holy shit i always get that fucking add aye xD
Lol..naw he needed the unison midi chord pack ..automatic hit lol!
The only things you need to make a hit song:
Unison, Unison, Unison MIDI Chord pack
You want a beautiful melody? I got you! MIDI Chord Pack
The 2 clicks and it's perfect fx plugin
and the sample chop plugin that will make you a billionaire by 20
😂😂😂
He needs Trackgod VST
"It's not finished, but listen to this beat I made."
💀
this is me
“It’s not finished but I can assure you it’s get better G”
On point
That's something I'd never say lol.
Dear god.
Producers in my DM's be like: Buy my beats they're liiit!!
Their Beats:
kauf meine beats die sind liiit!!
bro who even r u?
@@Errorthebeast lol who cares bruh its just a joke
@@hbb1939 nah my drilla meant it
@@Errorthebeast i meant like its supposed to be a joke about how people how spam their beats make trash beats... maybe hes subliminally sel-promoting now that I look at it by saying "my DM's" but idrk
0% Drugs
0% Autotune
0% Money
0% Talent🔥🔥💯
Copied my comment on alan walker but low quality
@@Lean99999you copied my comment on "best music to play while shitting immensely"
@@Arc_5wait ill look that up 😂
did anyone notice talent said 0%?
@@HiveEclipse001thats the point
If Kanye doesn't sample this in his next album, he's washed up
Edit: Don't worry guys, I spoke to Kanye and he said he's gonna delay Donda so that he can record a song with this beat, it'll only take 2 weeks
Edit edit: I told you
😂
Already been
@@thatguy8162 what
@@thatguy8162 nah he makes 10x your life salary in 2 days
@@bitchesihate who mentioned salary? lil pump makes millions so that means hes skilled at rap according to ur logic
When the "substantial kick" hits, you know the beat is heat
@@ElectricMan3444 LOL
@@ElectricMan3444 Same
Your comment is actually accurate
Fr bro this sum heat
Fool
"Find a better 14 year old producer than me! YOU CAN'T!"
His beats:
Im late but im 11years and look my beats
im 14 and I have no experience in beat making and I could do better than this lol
Im 15
im 14 so uh Find one better ill wait, oh shit i dont even post my beats welp
I’m 15 and these were what my beats sounded like at like 9 😂
He never disappoints 🔥🔥🔥 cause we never expect anything good🔥🔥🔥
😂😂💀
Naw 💀💀💀💀
OH THAT'S BRUTAL HAHAHAHA
Sonic fans:
Lol nice one
I feel like this is what Death Grips sounds like to people who don’t like Death Grips.
Blackjack
I was looking for a comment like this. Thank you
Actually a lot of parts reminded me of death frips songs
Edit: Death frips
100gecs
I listen to death grips so I was actually bopping to this
We ain’t even makin it out the doorway 😭
💀💀
aint makin it out the chair
ain’t making it out of bed
we aint moving an inch
@@dvrsebeats1656 NAH BRO, THAT OUT OF POCKET 💀😂
“I’m a 15 year old producer. Give me a chance”
Their beats:
bro listen to 'asli hai' , you can't understand lyrics but you can see beat though , produced by 15 yo kid , now he's 18 maybe
this needs more likes
I’m different though lol, if you wanna see for yourself go for it!
Bruh im 11 and i make better beats
@@damomma6093 Upload them to YT
“dark evil beat i’ve been cooking up🔥🔥🔥” type shit
Girl: “I only like boys who can produce”
Me:
Said no girl ever /:
if ur girl said that to you chances are she wasn’t talking about beats😔
@@alexleon4029 oh nah g lol
@@alexleon4029 oh fuck
I wish a girl said that to me
The metallic bass kinda looks like people in a conga line
Ok I can’t unsee it now
Lol
"Duh duh duh duh duhduh!"
why do you do this
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's in key. That alone makes it not even close to the worst rap beat ever created.
I don't think all of them are
Are you deaf
@@tomas60952 he must be
Well not entirely
@@tomas60952 me and 489 others I guess. But to be fair I only listen to like the first 30 seconds and it was in key so I take no responsibility for anything after that 😅
My humor is so broken that as soon as the substantial kick kicked in i laughed my ass off.
That shit substantial af 😤
this substantial as a plate of grass💀
That bit unexpectedly went really hard. Best craptastic beat ever made
I read this comment just as it started and had a real moment
At first i was like "it's bad, but it's not the worst."
But then a minute in i was like "oh hell nah-"
It was alright until 00:16 🤣
Sounds like Death Grips
It was aight until 1:22
honestly thought 1:13 was gonna be a save
nah, like 0:28 is the death of the beat
I like to imagine this guy actually thought it was good, posted it, then realized people hated it so he renamed it and went along with them
Yeah
Lmao I had the same thought and I just found your comment
I mean the first half was Aight still not great
@@GTAElite5 the fact that the comment In that of itself has damn near 900 likes without their "pity like" says a whole lot.
I feel like the former title of the video was sarcastic
in 6 decades this gonna be a genre classic
the sad thing is we both know it's true
Music these days is ready trash. So its already here kinda lol
@@RicoLee27 only those mainstream rapper's music is trash
@@itsalv1 bruh 1:11 was fire tho if the rest of the beat followed this example we should have nothing to worry about
HE NEVER FELL OFF 🔥🔥🔥HE WAS ALREADY AT THE BOTTOM 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣GIVE UP🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥BACK DOWN 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
THEY SAY YOU CAN ONLY GO UP FROM THE BOTTOM 🗣🗣🗣 BUT MF EXPERIENCES GRAVITY 🗣🗣🗣🗣
HES SUNK BEYOND THE CORE OF THE EARTH AND ENDED UP IN CHINA🔥🔥🔥🔥
He, trying to impress her: "Yeah, I'm a music producer"
his beats:
LOL
For real
You caught me lol
Wait are girls actually impressed by music producers?
@@PNSecondaire i dont think so nowadays🤣
You say "worst beat ever", but this will be 🔥 in 2030.
I know right!
nah fr 😂
EXACTLY
this is actually the national anthem back on ricky berwicks planet
This would literally be in the top 10 charts if there was a famous artist rapping over it
The virus in my laptop making a beat like:
💀💀💀
😭
🤣🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The first part was promising then it went downhill from there 💀
No autotune, no mix, this is just ass 🔥🔥🔥
looool
I could hear this so well in the trapaholics voice 😂
💀
😂😂😂
💀bro
what my mom hears when listening to rap:
IM YOUR 360TH LIKE OHHHHHHHH
@@isaacbright7675 OOOHHHHHH LETS GOOOOOO I WILL TURN YOU INTO A CONVERTIBLE DA BABY STYLE. but for real tho thank you (:
yall trippin this actually fire
@@bowskee 1:04
@@eeeesyywuwiz2836 🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is the beat that plays in my head when I'm having a bad day, with a headache.
Yeah Arnav you're right
this is what migraine sounds like.
substantial kick is a certified migraine classic
This beat gives me a headache
Beat that plays in exams
Doja Cat played this on Instagram live 😭
W H A T 😂😂😂
Me: this isn’t too bad
Substantial Kick: Hold my drink
On my life fam🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Ikr
ikr 😭 I cried it's literally off beat
Icy Synth Lead: hold my eee-eeeeee e e e e-e
The first part was actually kinda cool, it’s like you realized it was actually not terrible and then just sabotaged any hope it had of being an okay beat the longer it went on haha
Loool this
I'm not sure the Kick part was Substantial enough
Litterally haha
@@alexanderdavin1655 hahahaha
This super true tho
i can actually see this as a feasible instrumental if the amount of wrinkles in your brain is at least in the quintuple digits
I didn't expect you to be here
0:55
sup checkmark
What
lol the dababy could kill this tho lamfo
BRO STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE EARTH, AND STARTED DIGGING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This reminds me of beats I would make as a kid thinking I was so cool 😂
hi td i am subbed
Why are you here lol
no honestly
When the album droppin 🔥🔥
Tyler, wat da heeeel you doing here ma boi
I mean, you can’t dislike that... He warned us
LMAOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣
True
The first half was pretty acceptable. The second half was hell's elevator music.
Hahahaha
LMFAOOO
Yes.
ruclips.net/video/gtEbgyR6fPw/видео.html
Lol
WE MAKING IT INTO THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🚫🧢
Not even the hood would like this
that area 51 raid type beat
That alien musick 🎶
LMAOOOOOOO underrated comment
“We finna make it outta the hood for sure”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ahahha
"I'm gonna eat this beat b, you can fix it in post right"
We ain't making it out the hood
this is the kind of beat that gets you INTO the hood
😂😂😂
He's gonna make it to being on EBT with this 🔥
@@FaithfulFumoFan23 nah he‘s gonna get put on a CBT device 🗣💯🔥
I just saw you commented on another video lmaoooo
@@badmoodkiddtv what video was it
We need yuno miles on this one
Imma tell my kids this was metro Boomin
Edit: Why is this comment blowing up all of a sudden now?
LMAO
This is metro boomin
😂😂
Metro Boomin made it boom
Metro boomin don’t want some more
"Everybody gangsta until this becomes a hit song"
It go hard tho
ruclips.net/video/gtEbgyR6fPw/видео.html
I need Viper to hop on this ASAP!
on golly
Viper would absolutely destroy this beat
new project for that man solo albums
5 by 5
yesssssss
Being creative can sometimes be a double edged sword.
Kids: haha he's never gonna be a producer
The quiet kid at home:
bruh
they were right
the real legends will sit there analyzing both the composition and the sound design..
death grips fans be like: " ayo this shit kinda slaps!"
gaga
Ngl if MC Ride pulled up he’d make this beat likeable
death grips type beat
man they has best instrymentals no joke
As a DG fan, I thought the same lol
its sounds half ready for MC ride to start vocalizing on it, this a certified hood classic
When the third part kicked in I immediately thought the same thing
Listen up u nosy bitch
-mc ride
Would love to hear mc ride on this
@@blakebramley9171 sounds like double helix
At 0:54 I was so ready for "C-c-c-c-c-culture shock, future shock, choke yourself, fuck yourself"
regular show ahh beat
True
Dababy: "Yo kid gimme that beat"
@sossk1d Will you reply?
His flow is the same n everything, idk
i feel like itd be really fun to be a dj at a party, play nonstop groove tunes, and just throw this in somewhere to see how everybody reacts
someone oughta do this NOW
jaajaajajaja
now i want to become a dj just so i can do that lmao
Depends on how much drugs they're on at the moment
If there was a genre of comedy in music this is certainly how it would sound
Listen to Yuno Miles, that is the closest thing
East, Earl Sweatshirt.
cbat falls under this genre
Theres a genre of rap called comedy rap
@@braedynfoxx2400 🕋
that kick sounds like the bell in a haunted japanese school
This beat went through 5 stages of grief 🥵🥶🥶
nah man it aint even through depression yet 🗣💯🔥
This beat added to the 5 stages of grief!
LMFAOOOOO
Haha 😂
more like 10 lmfao
1:20 the hardest switch up I ever heard
😭😭😭😭😭
fr sicko mode aint got shit on this
DAHN DUN DUN
woop woop wAh wap
😂😂😂😂
For real, people be sleeping on his music
This is some “I’m trapped in dialogue with an NPC in WarrioWare” ass music
By Azura by Azura by Azura!
It's you! The grand champion! Here! Next to me! Listening to the worst rap beat ever made!
weirdly specific but true
By Azura By Azura By Azura!
Lmao actually though
perfectly said
The bassline at the start was actually pretty good and then it just went dramatically downhill
I’ve never laughed so hard over a beat in my life, well done sir
Hey Doc✌️👍🏻🌎🏙! I said the EXACT SAME thing after listening to this! It’s just what I needed tonight; I haven’t laughed so hard either!! OMG it’s so “bad it’s goooood!”😂🤩🥳😆💥
@@angelwild9145 who in the world thats not an bot uses this amount on emojis
@@Rmysti Wow, it’s EXTREMELY quite sad that you have such a dull & (obviously) unfulfilling existence that you ACTUALLY have the time to criticize me for enjoying myself regarding using expressive, appropriate (and hysterically very funny me, at least) emoticons to convey my feelings after listening to this absolutely entertaining & humorous video. It’s also pretty lame that whoever created this silly masterpiece of fun chaos “highlighted your insult” as well! 🙄🥱💩😹👎🏻
yeah it’s quite funny 💀
Man dont give up like that and start laughing you should follow your dreams and rap over the beat instead
Sounds like my ears need glasses
Bro my eyes needed a hearing aid after reading that comment
Comments like this you need to chill bc I nearly died laughing
@@MikeJones-uu7ui same 😂😂😂😂
jatin Sharma 😂
okay raccoon eggs
you could tell he was really feeling himself at 1:39
lmao💀😂😂😭
whatchu mean by that brooo
😭😭😭
🗿🗿😔😔😔😭😭😭💀💀💀😭😭😭🗿🗿🗿
Played it 15 times can’t stop laughing
“Rain rain, go away, come again another day” type beat 💀0:29
This ain’t that bad compared to some shit I’ve cooked up in garage band
Me too dude
I used to screen record beats on RUclips then put them in iMovie and do a voice over rapping it then upload to RUclips and then use RUclips to mp3 to download it onto my shitty 2008 MacBook and put it on SoundCloud
ruclips.net/video/gtEbgyR6fPw/видео.html
@@50ccog lmao this comment called me out 💀☠️
I think I made a pretty good beat that I wanna share I just don’t know how to film it..
The fact that my phone crashed midway while listening to this is pretty weird experience.
Phone just went like "Nah, fuck this, G. I ain't playin' no more o'this trash" and just went✌️
Android user
@@vondussard its not even only android that crashes.
@@vondussard its not even only andriod, i know someone with an iphone and it keeps crashing
Bro needs a new phone
1:21 at 2 speed: mario kart type beat
yea sure man “Mario Cart”
Yeah, except for the 808’s 😂
@@618_raw it's spelled Mario kart
@@fishpaste5073 U actually really dumb he editted his comment because he was the one who said Mario Cart i corrected him
Underrated comment
This is the kind of song a 16 year old without previous experience would make on their first try after getting garage band, it ends up being bad of course but they decide to post it on RUclips and package it as a meme
And then get 2.6 million views 😭😭
You got a hidden talent 🔥🔥🔥 keep it hidden 🔥🔥🔥
KEEP IN HIDDEN DAWG 😭😭☠️☠️☠️
😭😭😭💀
Bro lmfao
😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂
After hearing this my beats sound like masterpieces
Lmaoo
😹💪
Why not sharing them with me? :)
It's funny how everyone likes this is probably agreeing that your beats are trash but just not this bad
No cap
this is actually impressive, its at the border of being the worst without making it sound like randomshit
You know they really tried then 😹
It’s actually not
that’s what i was thinking but i couldn’t put it in words
kam On GOD
It's not trust me no talent nor skill went into the beat at all
Honestly, this fits as background music for a character tripping out on something or hallucinating weird things.
so drug music?
"I can freestyle over any beat"
lmao
Hows my new beat freetyle on that
Oh I will snap on this.
i make beats to freestyle on try sum of those
Rap u on my beat
I think what happened here is that after the first 17 seconds of good beat, the producer had a stroke all over the sound table and this came out as a result.
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH
Sound table? This was made on an iphone😭😭😭😭
And then turned into Beethoven towards the end
You mean 15 not 17 😂
It's 1AM, I have a test tomorrow but here I am snickering at this beat bro 💀
damn ☠️☠️
I dunno what i made on it but I'm gonna give myself confidence that I aced it
Certified Teenager moment.
@@Pocket-Lent Did you pass tho
xd
“alright guys here’s the plan” ahh beat
me when i hear a bass nation fl mobile beat
hello daddy rainy
PogU amogus beat creator monkaLaugh
@@yg1mgl typical xqc viewer
ygg1 xqcL sorry for my juicer 😂
Oh god a furry
People: "You see, This song Reflects the artist's feelings and how they look at life."
The Song:
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear I can't take people who try and look at a deeper meaning into songs like this. Like the song is ment to be a damn joke and they over here thinking that this shit is decoding the cure for cancer.
@@TheAceOfSpades54 and then the real ones that have depth are called the most basic song
@@TheAceOfSpades54 The Yonkers and Spiral of Ants effect.
donald glover just used this beat on atlanta. shit is wild lol
Really?
I thought I was tripping lmao made by some guy named Doug
Source?????
@Bruh ruclips.net/video/pI56IZGPtZ0/видео.html
LINK NOW
This needs to be paired with a video of Raygunn.
Fantano feeling a solid 8/10 with this new death grips beat
This sounds like some Xiu Xiu stuff honestly I can kinda see this being good if it was used correctly. Light to decent 9
Honesty tho,it's not that bad! it's fucking terrible !
not even sync
LMFAO
haha
Ngl got me in the half
hahaha u r so funny
"I been grinding throughout the year to make it out the hood"
The grind:
Lmao
@@Galm02 LOL
THE GRIND
And the crowd goes home🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🗣🗣
Dababy gonna be using these type of beats at this rate
bro xD
i can recreate it in my mind....
Not far from it already
DaBaby beats sound like they were programmed by an actual baby
this beat sounds like microwaving a water bottle
Idk how you put it to actual words but damn youre right
LMFAOOO
@@prodhadi7616 ok fellow 12 year old
🤣
@TurboBOV 🤣🤣🤣
Plasma Drop: Hey, this isn’t too bad
Metallic Bass: Well now
Then the substantial kick comes on and metallic bass suddenly doesn't sound so bad
@@ahmedamr6028 Substantial Kick: Well now
Y’all can’t forget about Icy Synth Leaf 😂
@@tadoebeatz Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Hell no
music theory❌
music suggestion✅
" we gotta do something that no other rapper out there is doing right now"
Be 🗑️
@@gian7197 😂
0:28 why was rain rain go away playing for a sec 💀
LMAOO I CAN HEAR IT
😂
💀💀💀
I can’t unhear it now. LMAO
ah hell nah 😭😭😭
I'm going to play this when my gf needs to talk.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
What Gf
@@godtaste546 u dont even know him bruh 😂 leave the man alone😭
@@DJVEXRA welcome to the internet ma boi
i love how it cycles through the instruments 😭😭
0:00 "not as bad as i thought it would be"
0:14 "yep, it's beyond saving now"
💀💀💀💀
OMG im dead 💀
🤣
0:29 "ok this hurts my ears"
0:55 "yep this phisically hurts everywhere. the amount of cringe is immeasurable and my sleep is ruined"
POV: You're a music educator grading a "write a song" assignment you gave your class AND this is the best submission.
and the second best is Stairway To Heaven
@@oliver-04 thats guitar class
@@toolie3671 this isnt a written song
Anime pfp
@@oliver-04 I like to beleive someone just submitted an mp3 of stairway to heaven ripped off youtube and submitted as their project.
People can talk shii but if Kanye produced dis they’d call it a masterpiece😤😳
It IS a masterpiece
so true
Hahaha true
“Genius”
thats to true