Without Alcohol Humanity Would Still Be Living in the Trees or Extinct

If our distant ancestors hadn't partnered with alcohol, we'd be drifting along near the bottom of the food chain. Fortunately, we did, and we are now known through the galaxy as the Fantastic Bipedal Booze Suckers of Terra!

[@holic_shot]

Cheers.

[@ThurstonDrunk]

This is fascinating, as I drink to revert back to primordial bipedal booze sucker.

[@ibnsalomon]

Austria only on 4th place?
brothers and sisters, we need to make this the most peaceful place in the world

[@Dik_Kikm]

Are we drunk apes or stoned apes?
Or both 🤔

[@misteroz]

I have a Bachelors in Archaeology, and can confirm this is correct.

[@Kingiam123]

So my drinking had been in support of world peace all this time! 💪 🍻

[@cia4gent128]

What nonsense!