felt good in 5 minute chunks. some people don't have the time or attention to watch a whole 20-25 minute thing.... so we broke em up. watch em back to back if you'd like!
I've only been in hollywood a week and I've already overheard conversations similar to this at restaurants. I feel like a little part of me dies every time.
Lol Gelman's resume: - Played Hitler in Little Nicky - Bruce Willis' brother on Moonlighting - 'George the straight friend' on Modern Family - 'Chinese guy' on Family Guy - Special skills: Pepper spray
I once was at a coffee shop in Times Square when I heard a very loud conversation behind me. When I turned around, I saw that it was a couple of actors from the show "What Would You Do?" that were talking about the next season of the show. (I only knew this because coincidentally I was following one of the actors on twitter) They were being so fucking loud and literally everyone in the coffee shop could hear them. I don't know what about being a Z-list celebrity creates this bizarre behavior but I think it's hilarious to see it portrayed so accurately in this video.
truvelocity This reminds me of that jerry seinfeld show where the comedians get coffee with each other...its like watch a circle jerk. "OH YOURE SO FUNNY!" "NO YOURE SO FUNNY". puke.
Like. I though although I had the option of keeping it in my mind I should share it anyway. The way you two play your roles in this is brilliant, the nuances of your performances are just great.
“HEY HEY!” “OOHH THERE HE IS.” “Ah ha ha!” “I thought I was gon-“ “Sorry I’m late.” “I thought I was gonna have to call out a search party on _huh_ ya _HUH HU HUH”_ “Ho ho ho yeah I know. No on the, on the way here I was trying to come up with uh, with uh, a right excuse, uh my uh, my dog ate my uh my CAR” “Ohcongrat- Ahhhhhhh abubububahhhhhh” “Hah- what?” “I was doing a stutter guy. _Ehh my uhh heh uh uhh”_ 😂😂😂😂
Tim is married to the girl who plays the waitress, who is his wife, that he is married too. Tim also happens to be her husband which he became after marrying her (the girl in the video who plays the waitress, who is also his significant other, or in other words...his wife.) They're married...both of them...to each other. The waitress is Tim's wife.
I like that Brett Gelmans resume says that he played ‘Jawa 1’ in Phantom menace… Such a fitting role since Jawas weren’t in phantom menace and neither was Brett Gelman
felt good in 5 minute chunks. some people don't have the time or attention to watch a whole 20-25 minute thing.... so we broke em up. watch em back to back if you'd like!
Thanks, Tim. You deserve an award. A decade of service to humanity. 🏆.
This is a good goof and a spoof.
This just seems like a cashhh grab. Go back to the old stuff. This is for jocks
i thought i was gonna have to call a search party on the second video!
I've only been in hollywood a week and I've already overheard conversations similar to this at restaurants. I feel like a little part of me dies every time.
you have the option of thinking that with your mind and keeping it that way. no need to share everything!
Gotta love how Gelman already has coffee with him when he shows up.
I always do that at diners because the coffee might be nasty
@@kingkudzu352 this is a very good plan
@@kingkudzu352 do you order your cheeseburger no salt?
@@dorklingduck638depends on the restaurant, maybe fries but ive never had an over- seasoned burger
Tim could literally say no words and have me cracking up.
His trademark facial expressions KILL ME
cringe.
The special skills on his resume card are: Loud Voice, Ethnic Impressions, Car Repair, Pepper Spray. LAWL!!!
id hire him
he speaks fluent russian too, i heard!
Lol..🤣🤣
Chinese guy crossed out, then replaced with family guy, then re adds chinese guy. Also.. hitler.
When I watch too many of these, I subconsciously start acting and talking like Tim..
this is truer than physics
Danny Rice I think it is physics.
well maybe you are
If it were "just" subconscious you wouldn't know/be conscious of it. That is if any of us exist at all. I think but beyond that idk...
It's not subconscious anymore I am Tim.
Always in the market for cool stuff
I love how the waitress is Tim's wife and they treat her like shit.
Lol!
Shane Williams Why do you love that? And that’s not his wife. He was married to a real piece of work named Ayaka but that ended and their son died.
whooosh, you missed it!
@@aaronpriestley1500 But actually, it was you!
That's Toni?
always in the market for cool stuff
"ive heard of fast food, but i dont think ive ever heard of slow food"
hahahahaha omg Tim do you just think of this stuff on the spot???
The infamous green shirt and leather jacket!
"Can we get some coffee?? My f-- he finally showed up"
simply genius how he didn't want to call him his friend, tim's a genius
Lol Gelman's resume:
- Played Hitler in Little Nicky
- Bruce Willis' brother on Moonlighting
- 'George the straight friend' on Modern Family
- 'Chinese guy' on Family Guy
- Special skills: Pepper spray
A Jawa in Phantom Menace!? They weren't even in that?? 🤔🤔🤔
"Fries on the plate, chips on the side," might be the most genius thing I have ever heard
Just 2 cheeseburgers and fries, ok.
"Congratulations to you" - hahahahaha Tim on his friend writing his resume on a card.
now i’m looking at my resume and i’m thinking, this could be a lot smaller
And he keeps trying to give it back to him.
"I didn't work on any of that stuff" LMAO
2:12
“always in the market for cool stuff”
*takes incredibly tart sip of coffee*
This is the only acceptable way to drink coffee
I still find myself coming back to these classics I love them!!
I once was at a coffee shop in Times Square when I heard a very loud conversation behind me. When I turned around, I saw that it was a couple of actors from the show "What Would You Do?" that were talking about the next season of the show. (I only knew this because coincidentally I was following one of the actors on twitter) They were being so fucking loud and literally everyone in the coffee shop could hear them. I don't know what about being a Z-list celebrity creates this bizarre behavior but I think it's hilarious to see it portrayed so accurately in this video.
Marc Summers is a dick
Being delusional is what creates that behavior.
I've never even heard of What Would You Do?, which makes this story better.
No salt, Tim? No wonder your doctor recommended a high salt diet.
Matt Rogers Chinese food 3 times a week
An all salt diet**
He's only on the crab salts
Brett's little hand written resume was incredible
Tim is always in character soo much. Every little mannerism isn't his but he makes it look so funny.
The gambling line slays me
I love that line 'Whatever happened to shows like Star Trek? GREAT SHOWS.'
"Special Skills: Loud Voice, Ethnic Impressions, Car Repair, Pepper"
tim's faces are priceless. this shit is hilarious!
2:16 "Always in the market for cool stuff"
flashback to 0:01
This is a real conversation that a percentage of wanna be actors have had with each other.
truvelocity This reminds me of that jerry seinfeld show where the comedians get coffee with each other...its like watch a circle jerk. "OH YOURE SO FUNNY!" "NO YOURE SO FUNNY". puke.
Like beating a dead horse. Makes me want to punch someone.
It's not funny 😞
@@iatethecrayons id be really surprised if jerry seinfeld/ cars and coffee wasnt part of the inspiration
This is the joy of the show
that face tim makes at 2:14 when the camera lingers kills me every fucking time
coming back after gelman's pro-israel meltdown lol
Always in the market for Cool Stuff !
"... on the inkjet." = lost it.
“So I’ve got this Stranger Things show I’m auditioning for…”
That ‘slow food’ gag was sheer genius
very funny ... i was feeling really down and this makes me feel better!
This interaction is so realistic. So many expressions that showed if they were really interested in something or not.
Thought he was going to call in for a search party!! That was a good one Tim!!
How is it that Tim simultaneously has the most loveable AND punchable face
Thanks so much Tim, been waiting for more of this.
Do more of these @tim! The first one is my fav vid on youtube.
such great actors
Why do you turn off comments in some videos??!?
Like. I though although I had the option of keeping it in my mind I should share it anyway. The way you two play your roles in this is brilliant, the nuances of your performances are just great.
“HEY HEY!”
“OOHH THERE HE IS.”
“Ah ha ha!”
“I thought I was gon-“
“Sorry I’m late.”
“I thought I was gonna have to call out a search party on _huh_ ya _HUH HU HUH”_
“Ho ho ho yeah I know. No on the, on the way here I was trying to come up with uh, with uh, a right excuse, uh my uh, my dog ate my uh my CAR”
“Ohcongrat- Ahhhhhhh abubububahhhhhh”
“Hah- what?”
“I was doing a stutter guy. _Ehh my uhh heh uh uhh”_
😂😂😂😂
'Stutter Guy' is my new favorite character.
lmfao @ 2:16 that face on Soap Operas when they pretend to sip a light beer. This shit is so great.
Add Stranger Things to that playing card resume, Gelman.
I live in Hollywood and converse with my Hollywood rich actor friends like this as well
His profile pic is taken from this video footage of Tim Beiderbecke, having lunch in this bit with Brick Goldmund.
Two of my favorite people ever.
2:27 Brett Gelman, in 2020, would make the “Family Guy” element of his ‘resume’ the actual truth.
Hilarious
Holy shit, this is the outfit Tim wears in a Night With... Stand up special 😂
Tim, I love what you've done there with the gig gag.
I just put on my jacket give that look
2:15
Great to see T&E creating great content again. They really got their mojo back!
uhhhh no.
Why are the comments disabled on the first one?
That loud voice is a very special skill and I enjoy his use of it very much
I think I could watch these videos forever... Two of the funniest people alive getting together.
Asking for a gluten free bun in 2013 damn. Ahead of their time with these jokes
JohnnyVanilla1
No, it was definitely a trend in 2013 also....
Brilliant. lol Thanks for keeping this stuff coming, Tim.
I never realized Tim is actually married to the waitress in real life LOL
2:14 that sip and that weird fake grin... mastered the awkward asshole here.
Never realized until watching this again that the waitress is Tim's wife
How passive aggressive he is at 0:35 hah
Everything I watch on from Tim and Eric im never quite sure if its a gag or an ad at first. xD
Good point. I do understand the 5 minute sweet spot! Great work!
"Things are pretty up in the air right now" is such a funny response to someone commenting on your weightloss
Every now and then I just need to come back and have lunch with Blum and drelman
Tim is married to the girl who plays the waitress, who is his wife, that he is married too. Tim also happens to be her husband which he became after marrying her (the girl in the video who plays the waitress, who is also his significant other, or in other words...his wife.) They're married...both of them...to each other. The waitress is Tim's wife.
I live in Hollywood and its full of people like this
you know good television and thats why I like your work, its good television.
There goes a few minutes I'll never get back.
best series on the internet
Hits the spot. Good things
I like that Brett Gelmans resume says that he played ‘Jawa 1’ in Phantom menace…
Such a fitting role since Jawas weren’t in phantom menace and neither was Brett Gelman
Need a new episode of this....please!
" my dog ate my car" 😂😂😂
3:38 genuine laugh
great thinking!
1:21 - The Attitude Shot. (photo by Tim Heidecker)
Haha I love your style of humor. :D
Nothing like Gelman in glorious 1080p
personally i love the short parts.
Hey it's a funny version of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee!
this is awsome, Great job!
The waitress is Tim's wife. Nice Tim
I feel like I just ate fast food by watching this
Thank you
Always in the market for good stuff.
That shirt Gelman is wearing is revolting!!! Reminds me of something a middle-aged school nurse would wear in the 90's.
anyone else pissed off that the comments are turned off for the first video?
So cool!
Gotta love good ol' Passive aggressive one upmanship performed in a confined public space
hope to see more if Tim's "stutter guy."
SO COOL!
Their microphones were turned up extremely high. After the video ended I realized I was able to hear their environment almost as loud as their voices.
Need to turn this into a tv drama, best thing out since Full House.