On Cinema at The Cinema: Grain Water Supercut Timeline

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

Комментарии • 77

  • @dunndorr5651
    @dunndorr5651 Месяц назад +39

    Lmao I never imagined something so slapstick as drinking shit water would be so fucking hilarious omfg

  • @rfgator22
    @rfgator22 Месяц назад +33

    RFK Jr. has just announced that grain water will replace cancer research.

  • @foehammer5047
    @foehammer5047 12 дней назад +11

    This is Tim's take on "raw water" - a genuine trend among silicon valley freaks to find sources of unprocessed water and drink it, then tell everyone how great they feel.

    • @bentrend
      @bentrend 7 дней назад +2

      Haha yep. The founder of Juicero swears by it, go figure

    • @Mad_Possum
      @Mad_Possum 6 дней назад +1

      lol I live in a rural area and you can find those all over. anywhere with mountains has natural springs. very clean water actually, at least where I'm at.
      the municipality tests it regularly and maintains small pipes to turn the streams into a clean, natural source of free water for the people. anyone can just go there and fill jugs of water for free, it is actually amazing having something like that unfucked by pollution and corporatism.
      and no it doesn't give anyone super powers or make them sick. it is just clean mountain spring water, what the earth gives us when we don't abuse it.

    • @menikmati789
      @menikmati789 21 час назад

      @@Mad_Possumthis is great copy for next season

  • @vfxninja5503
    @vfxninja5503 Месяц назад +16

    Greg having zero patience for this stuff is so funny

    • @r4v4g3r
      @r4v4g3r 22 дня назад

      To be fair it’s now been like 16 years and all he wants to do is talk about movies for a little bit 😂😂😂

  • @tree4318
    @tree4318 Месяц назад +19

    beautifully designed piece of land.

  • @mrneutral8423
    @mrneutral8423 10 дней назад +7

    I haven't seen anyone of the new stuff since they went private, but this fucking stuff is gold and I kept seeing thumbnails of Tim looking ill and for a moment I genuinely believed it. Now I know. Brilliant.
    4 bags of Lithium and 4 big gulps of bad smelling water.

  • @akeithing1841
    @akeithing1841 Месяц назад +17

    Tim is beyond Kaufman committed to the bit It's both hilarious and surreal. OCATC is one of the best comedies imho I do miss The Buff getting stumped tho.

  • @BorderlineEnlightenment
    @BorderlineEnlightenment Месяц назад +7

    “Can you please stop trying to get me to watch all these On Cinema clips? You’re making me uncomfortable.”
    “That’s regretful, but it will not stop, because, uh, the process is, uh, a very enriching one for both of us, and, uh, it’s a continuing one.”

  • @richardede9594
    @richardede9594 24 дня назад +4

    I've been drinking "Grain Water" for a month now, and between the vomiting, diarrhoea and nausea, I feel great!
    Thanks HEI.

    • @MrVisde
      @MrVisde 16 дней назад +2

      That’s just your body rejecting the healing properties of immortality.

  • @captured_agent5714
    @captured_agent5714 Месяц назад +4

    Thanks for these deep insights into an otherwise indecipherable production

  • @Grindprovider
    @Grindprovider Месяц назад +22

    Thin Tim is creepy.

    • @ethzero
      @ethzero 27 дней назад

      Thimothy

  • @SpankerSauce
    @SpankerSauce Месяц назад +5

    Its impressive how physically ill he looks. Live forever Tim! You are immortal!

  • @brianr6651
    @brianr6651 15 часов назад +1

    LaRue why don’t you take a shot of this, get you back walking again

  • @FadeDance
    @FadeDance Месяц назад +3

    The kart tour has me crying, especially when he pointed at a mountain and claimed he was going to lop the top off and build condos (or whatever it was) before buzzing away in the tiny kart.

  • @NO-CASH478
    @NO-CASH478 Месяц назад +5

    Tim Heidecker is 100% validated & emboldened by the footage in this compilation. He is beyond any/all reasonable doubt at this point. An unstoppable & irrevocable force to be reckoned with by all those with whom he interacts on a daily basis. He is easily the most professional man I've ever seen working in the industry & all his enemies will rue the very day. He has never been known to act in such a way that could be reasonably described as hysterical.

  • @ytgytgy
    @ytgytgy Месяц назад +1

    I hope the next season makes a return to OCATC&more in the morning. Best format ever

  • @crusser
    @crusser 15 дней назад +4

    What's the story with Gregg's eyebrows?

  • @Pyro_55
    @Pyro_55 Месяц назад +2

    You skipped the best part of the Christmas special, when he tried to overcome death with grain water. Guess you should be on the Heinetwork to get that funny ass ending.

  • @mrneutral8423
    @mrneutral8423 10 дней назад +3

    'They're not allowing any of this stuff in there'.

  • @_pocketsand
    @_pocketsand Месяц назад +18

    ozempic-faced Tim is bizarre to see

    • @BUFFAL0S0LDI3R
      @BUFFAL0S0LDI3R Месяц назад +5

      I don’t like it

    •  Месяц назад

      Hes been losing weight for a long time before ozempic became popular.

    • @BUFFAL0S0LDI3R
      @BUFFAL0S0LDI3R Месяц назад +7

      He didn’t look like that tho until after ozempic was out

    • @stu4932
      @stu4932 Месяц назад

      i've never heard of this before. Is this the new hollywood fad? I looked it up, some diabetes medication, are people exploiting it just for weight loss?

  • @mrneutral8423
    @mrneutral8423 10 дней назад +1

    The water table being mere feet away from some corporate access to water. Good satire.

    • @BorderlineEnlightenment
      @BorderlineEnlightenment 4 дня назад

      The whole operation is close to a hotel that Tim also mentions meaning he lived in a trailer because they wouldn’t get him a room

    • @mellowyellow6572
      @mellowyellow6572 3 дня назад

      Idk what you mean satire there is nothing funny about what Gregg did to Tim’s grain water

    • @BorderlineEnlightenment
      @BorderlineEnlightenment 3 дня назад

      @@mellowyellow6572 Tim did it to himself and Tim is lucky the King of Movies gives him a roof over his head when he needs it 7 bags of 🍿

    • @mrneutral8423
      @mrneutral8423 3 дня назад

      @@mellowyellow6572 nothing funny, but immortality

  • @thomasb7347
    @thomasb7347 8 дней назад +1

    Grain water saved my life!

  • @hugogirardisking
    @hugogirardisking 21 день назад +1

    Given how well hes reading from 24:10 on, I'd say the grain water worked.

  • @rickacton7540
    @rickacton7540 21 день назад +3

    23:05 GOOOOD NEEEEWS --- cigarette juice was the OG grain water

  • @ethzero
    @ethzero 27 дней назад +2

    Huh. That QR code actually works.
    (Didn't think I'd end up on a BDSM site)

  • @vernontk
    @vernontk Месяц назад +2

    I found Joe Crane on Yelp and let him know what I think of his well digging services. Almost killed my favorite movie podcast host.

  • @fartz666
    @fartz666 Месяц назад +5

    17:55 so sick of you Doubting Thomases and your negativity. So glad we have immortal Gods like Tim and Trump and Mark Proach.

  • @AngrySanta
    @AngrySanta 9 дней назад +4

    Only Tim can make himself look 40 and 80 at the same time

    • @Mad_Possum
      @Mad_Possum 6 дней назад +1

      there are makeup and lighting techniques used to make people look older or sicker than they actually are. a lot goes into production that people don't think about! like in the baseball American class major league starring Charlie Sheen he is related to joe estevez the president from DECKER and DECKER PORT OF CALL HAWAII

  • @Corvidae10
    @Corvidae10 Месяц назад +5

    Where are the new On Cinema episodes? I haven't seen anything after the Joker award show where everyone got carbon monoxide poisoning 😅

    • @benburch
      @benburch Месяц назад +3

      on the HEI network

    • @dmacbta
      @dmacbta Месяц назад +2

      They moved to independent streaming service. Its called HEI Network. I'm about to get it cause there seems to be more I missed since the 7th oscar special

    • @2live4u95
      @2live4u95 29 дней назад +1

      3 seasons 4 oscar specials and so much extra content. tim and tonis guide to couples massage, wendy kirby valentines day special, deck of cards,

    • @ethzero
      @ethzero 27 дней назад

      You now have to pay the mass-murderer money to see him in his current death spiral, but I'm just here for the great movie reviews.

  • @noisew4ll
    @noisew4ll Месяц назад +2

    i think we need to go deeper

  • @TimHeideckersStalker
    @TimHeideckersStalker 6 дней назад

    It’s always been a way for Tim to stroke his ego, and he deserves it timheads unite! DK4R forever!… until… ya know what happened

  • @jamessimon3433
    @jamessimon3433 29 дней назад

    Joe Crane is one of a few people that tim doesnt unload his rageaholoism upon. Something fishy about that.

  • @curtissteen2953
    @curtissteen2953 3 дня назад

    Oh my God, it’s making me feel sick

  • @GherkholmInc.
    @GherkholmInc. 14 дней назад +6

    Tim looks terrible. Is he dying?

    • @BorderlineEnlightenment
      @BorderlineEnlightenment 4 дня назад

      This is what peak human conditioning looks like. It makes you uncomfortable seeing evolution, doesn’t it?

    • @GherkholmInc.
      @GherkholmInc. 3 дня назад

      @BorderlineEnlightenment Ozempic is not peak conditioning, my friend. Tim does not look healthy. Maybe Joe Rogan can give Tim some tips on how to diet and exercise like a real woman.

    • @BorderlineEnlightenment
      @BorderlineEnlightenment 3 дня назад +1

      @ that’s not ozempic, that is high doses of pure lithium re-configuring his DNA

  • @mayorofduckburg5189
    @mayorofduckburg5189 22 дня назад

    HEI Industries should start investing in stomach parasites for your health

    • @rickacton7540
      @rickacton7540 21 день назад +1

      amazing they could stretch the shtick of mocking maga/qanon/chlorine dioxide types for like 10 years, arguably underrated

  • @vaporreads5095
    @vaporreads5095 17 дней назад +1

    Hepatitis (?)

  • @Mikelectric
    @Mikelectric 17 часов назад

    reminds me soooo much of wranglerstar ruclips.net/video/E7tJwwvZ-ls/видео.htmlsi=wZGOEUUqBbvLZiM-

  • @lynn6760
    @lynn6760 24 дня назад

    Grain water is a play on Drain water

  • @kalesmythe
    @kalesmythe Месяц назад

    Are they ever bringing on cinema back? I feel like they're over it and never coming back. Tim just wants to frolic around with his band.

    • @YellowDogUK
      @YellowDogUK Месяц назад +6

      They announced it's back in december

    • @kalesmythe
      @kalesmythe Месяц назад +1

      @YellowDogUK woah woah. Take it easy, no offense intended

  • @JB-bi4lf
    @JB-bi4lf 2 дня назад

    Tim looks unhealthy