Tim and Eric on Blood into Wine

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  • Опубликовано: 14 апр 2011
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    This is a compilation of the 5 Tim and Eric segments in the 2010 film Blood Into Wine. Credit to janglin66 on Myspleen for the original encode.
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  • @ineffablesplendor4172
    @ineffablesplendor4172 8 лет назад +491

    "The blood of Christ is essentially wine... who are you to put that in a bottle?"

    • @hairbiopi1240
      @hairbiopi1240 7 лет назад +18

      Ineffable Splendor Maynard completely shut off at that point😂😂😂😂

    • @andyh027
      @andyh027 7 лет назад +12

      It's a fair question!!!

    • @moonsofix
      @moonsofix 6 лет назад +11

      "Bloodachrist"

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 6 лет назад +10

      Ineffable Splendor I've been watching this clip for years now and it still makes me laugh. Hard. The first time I was crying and couldn't breathe watching it around 3 am. Good times.

    • @unreal_taxi
      @unreal_taxi 4 года назад +4

      The conviction in Tim’s voice.

  • @tylerhowell1009
    @tylerhowell1009 8 лет назад +264

    "How do you sleep at night knowin you make this trash?"

  • @JBades6310
    @JBades6310 9 лет назад +615

    my nightmare is if tim and eric hated me

    • @iainclark8695
      @iainclark8695 9 лет назад +15

      Jeremy Bader Don't cry my Chippy. Tim and Eric will always love you.

    • @JBades6310
      @JBades6310 9 лет назад +6

      I hope so! Iain Clark they'd tear me to shreds if they didn't like me

    • @luciferjones8103
      @luciferjones8103 9 лет назад +12

      Jeremy Bader You look like a man I could be a best friend with.

    • @ooDirtyMickoo
      @ooDirtyMickoo 9 лет назад +24

      Jeremy Bader just dont quote their show. During any public appearance, half their fanbase thinks it's funny/appealing to scream random shit from awesome show free of context. it's so cringy and gross.
      you'll also see people do the same thing in the comments.

    • @luciferjones8103
      @luciferjones8103 9 лет назад +12

      ooDirtyMickoo Me me I'm a Tan Man.

  • @trustfire
    @trustfire 10 лет назад +131

    hundreds of wine available.

  • @FeRReTNS
    @FeRReTNS Год назад +25

    12 years later and this bit still makes me laugh.

    • @MV12267
      @MV12267 8 месяцев назад

      I tuned in because I'm a speed freak.

  • @Toosii2times
    @Toosii2times 5 лет назад +86

    _He wants to open the wine so much... he’s probably an alc-_
    _He probably has a problem with alcohol_

  • @Prodigysportsman
    @Prodigysportsman 9 лет назад +272

    this is like between two ferns on steroids

    • @cousinsbrand6850
      @cousinsbrand6850 9 лет назад +10

      I think Galifinakous owes these two some Royalties.

    • @achilles1541
      @achilles1541 9 лет назад +3

      they stole idea from this

    • @zemzembamzem
      @zemzembamzem 9 лет назад +1

      Cousins Brand "Uploaded April 15, 2011"

    • @Goctagon
      @Goctagon 9 лет назад +12

      mahasona DMX You do know Tim and Eric worked on that with Zack right? They all work together. nothing is stolen.

    • @achilles1541
      @achilles1541 9 лет назад

      Goctagon Good to know

  • @jlieto644
    @jlieto644 4 года назад +47

    4:13 "I would not know, sir, because I also have never drinken piss."

  • @Ataraxian666
    @Ataraxian666 8 лет назад +186

    I came here hoping for an interview with Keanu Reeves. Why the hell isn't Keanu here?

    • @waffleless
      @waffleless 8 лет назад +18

      Good ol' Can o' Reeves.

    • @aakkoin
      @aakkoin 7 лет назад +9

      I know, not a fan of the wine and tools, but keanu reeves and the matrix with neo, that's an interesting thing, 5 bags of popcorn

    • @herzeliedstein573
      @herzeliedstein573 4 года назад +2

      Neo was probably driving a bus to travel back in time with Socrates

  • @xazrael
    @xazrael 8 лет назад +44

    I'm a Speed freak.

  • @GeekTherapyRadio
    @GeekTherapyRadio 8 лет назад +77

    "Now tell me about the audacity that exists in your mind and in the mind of your friends where you would think that someone would want to see a documentary about you and the process that you undergo to make this poison."
    "It's filth really..."

  • @msjgthompson
    @msjgthompson 11 лет назад +30

    "Does it hurt?" Genius. Of course he was in on it, and his delivery was spot on.

  • @phibeslives4048
    @phibeslives4048 9 лет назад +66

    Maynard's aged... like a fine wine. He still looks thirty.

  • @Fanka911
    @Fanka911 9 лет назад +22

    -Does it hurt?
    -Does it HURT!!
    I had to rewatch that part 3 times, it was awesome.

  • @zachariahshort6546
    @zachariahshort6546 9 лет назад +61

    Brilliant!! At 2:56 Tim makes himself laugh after asking... "Let me say something to you- The blood of Christ is essentially wine...Who are you to put that into a bottle?"

  • @thomasdupont7186
    @thomasdupont7186 5 лет назад +35

    Tim: The blood of christ.... is essentially wine...
    Tool guy : Correct

  • @igunzOsick
    @igunzOsick 9 лет назад +25

    We all need this type of humor, i'm glad they did this with him.

  • @bilbono5823
    @bilbono5823 4 года назад +21

    8:14 Classic Tim interruption art.

  • @iSuperdupaloveweed
    @iSuperdupaloveweed 6 лет назад +226

    Maynards stoic nature works so well with tim and Eric's comedy. It makes how uncomfortable the whole interview is so much more noticable

    • @wymcoupe9335
      @wymcoupe9335 4 года назад +18

      And to actually get Maynard to burst out in actual laughter and break character a few times is no easy feat.

    • @davidmock7592
      @davidmock7592 4 года назад +4

      My initially thought when I saw this interview was how most just can't play along with Maynard's intesne dry sense of humor, but Tim and Eric literally perfect for him.

    • @elirhoades9418
      @elirhoades9418 3 года назад +1

      @@davidmock7592 I feel like if Maynard wasn't a singer but instead focused his energies on being a comedian, he would've ended up being someone like Tim Heidecker.

    • @MV12267
      @MV12267 2 года назад +2

      I give this comment 5 bags of popcorn and a hobbit hug.

    • @kirbsyde8965
      @kirbsyde8965 2 года назад

      Thanks for explaining that Captain OBVIOUS!

  • @rushnerd
    @rushnerd 8 лет назад +175

    This is perfection.

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 7 лет назад +2

      Rushnerd Shouts on the wrestling compilations. So good to see you here!

    • @rushnerd
      @rushnerd 7 лет назад +2

      Thanks!

    • @finnthehu200
      @finnthehu200 6 лет назад

      That is a fact.

    • @spiderprint
      @spiderprint 6 лет назад +2

      Main Man Keenan

  • @Stbuster31
    @Stbuster31 9 лет назад +309

    It's insulting to watch Maynard disrespect this program when they are the ones to go out on limb and risk tarnishing their reputation

    • @TheCyprusX
      @TheCyprusX 7 лет назад +46

      It's insulting that you don't understand how DM R is using the exact same humor that T&E are using in this very video.

    • @ninakore
      @ninakore 7 лет назад +18

      DM R imma go out on a limb here and suppose that mjk and Tim and Eric are fans of each other. Mjk doesn't exactly go out of his way to be interviewed often, but he's a huge comedy fan.

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 7 лет назад +13

      Flerp

    • @travisbickle2401
      @travisbickle2401 6 лет назад +2

      Jason Dubya-DEEZNUTS I have no faith, but I hope you're joking.

    • @stellarfirefighter5318
      @stellarfirefighter5318 5 лет назад +10

      I agree, he wouldn’t even answer their questions! And then, to seduce them into drinking his toxic juice! He should be ashamed.

  • @simiacanis1283
    @simiacanis1283 10 лет назад +101

    I''m amazed at how well everyone from Maynard to Jeff Goldblum can play off Tim & Eric's brutal deadpan humor. It's almost performance art, kinda like Andy Kaufman in his heyday.

    • @lesternapoleongreen7543
      @lesternapoleongreen7543 10 лет назад +3

      I know Maynard has a huge interest in comedy

    • @okcomputerwhatever4690
      @okcomputerwhatever4690 4 года назад

      To add...he must love kaufman. I know adam does.

    • @spencerdurham206
      @spencerdurham206 2 года назад +1

      not almost tho 😉

    • @MV12267
      @MV12267 Год назад

      Would you drink wine? I'm not gonna drink this poison.

    • @yak6896
      @yak6896 Год назад

      Haha. I can't believe how calm he is. I'd be laughing from the first introduction.

  • @gringrin3979
    @gringrin3979 2 года назад +7

    "What kind of 'TOOL' do you use to make wine?...". Next level humor there. 🤣

  • @lefred5151
    @lefred5151 10 лет назад +48

    ''Who are you to put that in a bottle'' HAHA

  • @mikerhoa
    @mikerhoa 9 месяцев назад +4

    I appreciate this more and more every time I watch. It's a masterclass in subtle absurdity.

  • @rohanpyne4173
    @rohanpyne4173 8 лет назад +18

    i love how Eric clutches his seat when he makes his epic joke

  • @frankieg1974
    @frankieg1974 10 месяцев назад +3

    Y’all, Maynard is actually really good friends with Tim and Eric, and agreed to be part of this interview. They are absolutely all trolling everyone watching!

    • @FUSIONJAZZMAN420
      @FUSIONJAZZMAN420 9 месяцев назад +1

      He's actually in Eric Wareheims extended family.

  • @adamcortright494
    @adamcortright494 Год назад +6

    "This doesn't taste like wine." -- funniest line ever uttered

  • @AbduCola
    @AbduCola 10 лет назад +23

    If Keanu was here I'd ask him...

  • @happybuddyperson
    @happybuddyperson 9 лет назад +52

    8:16 gotta love that interruption of the important "If you guys weren't relatives, I would not-" from Mayne man Mayner n-Nard.

    • @m00py1
      @m00py1 8 лет назад

      +happybuddyperson Do you know if there's any truth behind that? I can't find anything about it.

    • @okcomputerwhatever4690
      @okcomputerwhatever4690 4 года назад +1

      They had wwy more songs theirnsomngswerebetterewybedder

  • @danellsworth3891
    @danellsworth3891 5 лет назад +13

    That was probably THE most fascinating thing I've seen in my entire life

  • @unopepito06
    @unopepito06 12 лет назад +14

    "How do you sleep at night knowing that you're making this trash?"
    God, I laughed so hard. And Eric's sniffing bit was classic.

  • @papahuge
    @papahuge 9 лет назад +99

    Does it hurt?

  • @happybuddyperson
    @happybuddyperson 8 лет назад +86

    If you guys weren't relatives I wouldn't----

    • @radkins534
      @radkins534 6 лет назад +4

      happybuddyperson
      Great reference to the Q&A video where they ripped Yo Pablo on Twitter a new asshole for being a little shitboy.

  • @cruggletops8087
    @cruggletops8087 10 лет назад +54

    smells like my peppers shoes!

  • @terrencejallison2779
    @terrencejallison2779 10 лет назад +53

    Sweet berry wine!

  • @mikeg3439
    @mikeg3439 2 года назад +4

    You guys take discomfort as comedy to amazing heights, love it.

  • @Woedans
    @Woedans 12 лет назад +47

    I loved how Tim said ''Give me a sip of that'' and just pours everything into he's mouth.

    • @acb9896
      @acb9896 2 года назад +1

      You're spell gud.

  • @Th0mast0d0n
    @Th0mast0d0n 4 года назад +10

    Maynards reactions to Tim and Erics antics were hilarious.

  • @HoopleBogart
    @HoopleBogart 3 года назад +5

    "If you guys weren't relatives I would.."

  • @jayst
    @jayst 2 года назад +11

    I’ve been a big Tool and Tim and Eric fan for a long time now, and never knew this existed until now.
    Somewhat unrelated, but seeing Tool live was by far the greatest concert I have ever been to.

    • @ShawnJonesHellion
      @ShawnJonesHellion 2 года назад +2

      Redundancy young grasshopper! being a fan of tools implies tim an eric fans

    • @rubaidaallen2764
      @rubaidaallen2764 2 года назад

      Me too! Adam Keenan 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @noahslaughter1733
    @noahslaughter1733 7 лет назад +7

    I love how he never does interviews, and when he does he never talks about his music 😂 my favorite actors and my favorite singer in one video this is amazing

  • @spleej4180
    @spleej4180 9 лет назад +17

    ...Who are you to put that in a bottle? Breathing disabled for 5 minutes

  • @TheIsioisi
    @TheIsioisi 10 лет назад +236

    I don't think a lot of you understand what's going on here. Maynard is the lead singer of Tool, and other bands. He began making wine in Arizona. He made a documentary about this. For the documentary, he invited Tim and Eric to do a series of 5 segments on the show where they interview him as he is a fan of their work. It is staged. He is in on it. It is still amazing.

    • @Brave_New_Tube
      @Brave_New_Tube 7 лет назад +11

      TheIsioisi T h a n k Y o u . Tim and Eric are so good at their gig, it makes it easy for Maynard to act appropriately in response to their remarks. Great stuff

    • @MaddestMousse
      @MaddestMousse 7 лет назад +23

      WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH ENLIGHTENED ONE.

    • @finnthehu200
      @finnthehu200 6 лет назад +4

      If you haven't heard Tool you should definitely listen to some of their songs.

    • @dredgtones
      @dredgtones 6 лет назад +8

      Tool is incredible . First concert I ever saw . After that every band seemed ordinary . Whoops lol

    • @johnload72
      @johnload72 6 лет назад +4

      maynard kruger

  • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
    @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 2 года назад +5

    "Does it hurt??" LOL And what kinda TOOL do you have to be live out in the desert and make wine?. I love this.

  • @GossomerPenguin
    @GossomerPenguin 8 лет назад +7

    Wow. That guest they had was superb, great expressions and reactions. T&E is a great show, and it's about time someone put skits and such out for us to enjoy!

  • @MissSorceress
    @MissSorceress 13 лет назад +5

    I saw this a while ago but I'm still crying. His reaction shots are priceless

  • @gameguru1234
    @gameguru1234 3 года назад +11

    Eric calling anything shit is hilarious.

  • @bltii4420
    @bltii4420 Год назад +5

    "In a shit world you live in" and Maynard laughing at Blood Wine had me tripping balls

  • @Crandaddy81
    @Crandaddy81 3 года назад +8

    I love how T & E constantly trash talk the wine and yet get progressively drunk over the course of the interview. Lmao!!!
    Maynard is such a good sport here too!!!

  • @themole24
    @themole24 5 месяцев назад +1

    I have to re-watch this clip every few months because it's so bloody funny.

  • @BlumpkinPrince
    @BlumpkinPrince 9 лет назад +15

    For your wine

  • @junkhead223
    @junkhead223 12 лет назад +4

    The way maynard looks at eric towards the end had me cracking up, this is great.

  • @deliriousmysterium8137
    @deliriousmysterium8137 4 года назад +2

    Why is my heart beating so fast.
    This is two of my favorite things that I never thought I would see together.

  • @tarotooth
    @tarotooth 3 года назад +3

    Where the mascot of Arizona is Zono the frog, that's an interesting thing.

  • @mattbaker7305
    @mattbaker7305 2 года назад +4

    I really want them to do another episode of this with Keanu and just shoot it totally straight.

  • @1984craine
    @1984craine 9 лет назад +35

    Maynard is a good sport to go along with this. Comedic Genius.

  • @chefjeff1366
    @chefjeff1366 2 года назад +2

    this is one of the best wine marketing spots ever produced

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 3 месяца назад

      Look up Tim and Eric Absolut Vodka commercials with Zach Galifianakis. Best liquor marketing spots ever produced. There's 3 of them if you haven't seen em already.

  • @Toosii2times
    @Toosii2times 5 лет назад +9

    He said he looked down an aisle and he said he could _only see wine bottles, as far as a man could see_
    😂😂😂

  • @kmac831
    @kmac831 8 лет назад +16

    what kind of TOOL

  • @Tunainthebrine79
    @Tunainthebrine79 8 лет назад +5

    Maynard was going to use that bottle opener in an "iiiiiiiiiiinteresting" way at the end.

  • @EatinBubsy
    @EatinBubsy 7 лет назад +4

    "do you want us to run out and get you some paint thinner?"
    i fucking died

  • @kitpalmer1583
    @kitpalmer1583 9 лет назад +5

    I love that after the "Blood Wine" bit Maynard totally corpses and they just keep going.

  • @adamantiumrage
    @adamantiumrage 3 года назад +4

    Maynard laugh after this bit at 4:54 is definitely legit 🤣

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 4 года назад +4

    _[ looks off camera ]_
    Dennis, we've gotta get the guy on the show who invents the wine opener, get him booked.

  • @EmeralFrost
    @EmeralFrost 10 лет назад +21

    I haven't laughed this hard in forever. Holy shit.

  • @thedarwinist672
    @thedarwinist672 8 лет назад +145

    why do they keep making tool jokes? is that guy a carpenter?

    • @thedarwinist672
      @thedarwinist672 8 лет назад +57

      is "tools" a popular band? or some garage band? are there songs about cutting lumber?

    • @TraceVandal
      @TraceVandal 8 лет назад +8

      Didn't you hear? "He was talking about the fish thing".

    • @fariasadam
      @fariasadam 6 лет назад +6

      @@thedarwinist672 Not so much cutting lumber. I was told they mainly sing about how to use tools.

    • @jordanqq
      @jordanqq 5 лет назад +16

      @@thedarwinist672 Pretty sure you're stupid. Guy is the violinist for a band called "the Tool". It's honestly one of Fred Durst's best side projects other than the film Jesus Christ Superstar staring Leonard Nemoy!

    • @thedarwinist672
      @thedarwinist672 5 лет назад +11

      I always loved Fred Dursts. Slipknot was one of my favorites as a teenager.

  • @emmarie2930
    @emmarie2930 6 лет назад +6

    "How do you sleep at night knowing you make this traaash"

  • @LimitIsIllusion
    @LimitIsIllusion 11 лет назад +8

    "It's a blast, that looks like it's a lot f fun there man."
    "Ya it's great."

  • @stykboy
    @stykboy 2 года назад

    I watch this every year or two, and laugh so much each time. Have watched it probably 20-30 times

  • @zozozizzyzaz8321
    @zozozizzyzaz8321 3 года назад +1

    This is like one of my dream interviews. Best mashup ever

  • @80sAcademy
    @80sAcademy 9 лет назад +10

    Tim is brilliant in this interview.

  • @jakethebestguy
    @jakethebestguy 11 лет назад +6

    "what kind of tool do you use to make wine" i could not stop laughing

  • @bearmouse1000
    @bearmouse1000 3 года назад +1

    This is the collaboration I never knew existed but have always needed..

  • @Insoul
    @Insoul 7 лет назад +5

    "if keanu was here, i could ask him-"
    lmao

  • @Elrond_Hubbard1
    @Elrond_Hubbard1 7 лет назад +17

    I'd love to see the out takes of this.

  • @BlixTheGoblin
    @BlixTheGoblin 6 лет назад +3

    I love Tool and Tim and Eric, this is a gem

  • @jforozco12
    @jforozco12 10 лет назад +16

    hahaha the smelling part

  • @jamescroall9966
    @jamescroall9966 10 лет назад +5

    I would be dead on the floor after laughing myself to death if I was there.

  • @harrisonwestphall2381
    @harrisonwestphall2381 3 года назад +4

    Tim talks about wine the same way my Dad talks about beer.
    "I've never drinken wine because I've never drinken piss....."

  • @residentevil4freek
    @residentevil4freek 4 года назад +3

    4:00 I always say this in the exact same tone whenever i see someone marvelling at something insignificant

  • @acb9896
    @acb9896 2 года назад +2

    That wine opener is only the second over-produced tool there....

  • @aegisfate117
    @aegisfate117 10 лет назад +5

    I'm a speed freak.

  • @dford145
    @dford145 11 лет назад +4

    Hahaha when Eric says "what kind of tool" Tim starts cracking up but he doesnt even get the joke

  • @lesbonees
    @lesbonees 12 лет назад

    Thank you so much for posting this.

  • @tristan01101
    @tristan01101 12 лет назад +1

    Tim & Eric need a mainstream talk show. This is so painful..

  • @williamkjwilliamkj1815
    @williamkjwilliamkj1815 5 лет назад +4

    “That shit world you live in..”. Yep still a great line.

  • @VICARI0S
    @VICARI0S 10 лет назад +8

    "What kinda 'Tool' do you have to be to live out in the desert?"

  • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
    @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs 2 года назад +2

    "It's not something I would recommend, would you?"

  • @KurtG85
    @KurtG85 12 лет назад

    @NaiNoskcaj I thank you again for bringing some reason to the discussion. One more thing: If I discuss this bit as though it might be a kind of abstract comedic art deeper than its crude surface appearance than a degree of psychoanalytical discussion is required since the whole point of art is that it gives rise to different emotions from the viewers and also inspires debate among the viewers as to what messages or emotions the artist intended to convey.

  • @alexroast
    @alexroast 12 лет назад +5

    it is people like tim and eric that bring true happiness to the world. also, tool and a perfect circle :)

  • @Braydog101
    @Braydog101 9 лет назад +4

    Tim is hilarious in this, I love how he keeps laughing after insulting him

  • @GretSeat
    @GretSeat 9 лет назад +2

    This is hilarious, I'm so glad they did an interview with Maynard.

  • @crawlFace
    @crawlFace 12 лет назад +2

    This clip hit the spot; I had a bunch of good laughs. Thanks.

  • @LadySpace_888
    @LadySpace_888 8 лет назад +5

    Eric won't serve this to his family.

    • @fuzzykk
      @fuzzykk 3 года назад

      There is no meat on them
      bones!

  • @spoopyblooper6390
    @spoopyblooper6390 9 лет назад +3

    I assume MJK asked Tim and Eric to do these interviews after he sang "Casey Come Back" in the "Re-animated" episode on their show.

  • @xbadninjax
    @xbadninjax 11 лет назад +1

    Never thought I'd see these dudes in the same room together.

  • @mynameisearl9283
    @mynameisearl9283 8 лет назад +43

    Lol Tim and Eric are friends with Maynard, they have even opened for tool before

    • @ADT2695
      @ADT2695 8 лет назад +4

      +Shaggy Gavel. Is there a video?

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 4 года назад +3

      he's related to Eric by marriage. Maynard had never seen any of Tim and Eric's work prior to this interview. he is a legit wine maker tho

    • @phillipdoucet7171
      @phillipdoucet7171 4 года назад

      Lostpockets 222 so pretty much Tim and Eric we’re playing a joke on him? He wasn’t acting rite?

    • @quattro4468
      @quattro4468 3 года назад

      @@ADT2695 video? Nigga tool is anal about people using their phones.

  • @birth0fserpents
    @birth0fserpents 5 лет назад +3

    hundreds of wine available

  • @selectiveeye4370
    @selectiveeye4370 2 года назад

    The funniest part is the intro music. That last note just hangs there for awhile