what's a gumare mean in italian?
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Vinny is so beautiful, she deserves her own post-op girlfriend
Give it time. Chrissy will eventually have that operation
Lmao
Isn’t Vinny/Venetia Chris’s assistant or producer? This is his girl in the video, Jasmine
Vinny is what he calls his bm cause he's attracted to Vinny from Jersey Shore
@@cm9144 her nickname is Vinny, him and Yannis used code names for women Chrissy was involved with when they were doing History Hyenas.
Lmao post-op. I almost spit my whisky out.
He’s talking about jerry
Said it so fast too. Super quick reaction time.
Lol I’m drinking whiskey whilst reading this .. made that much better 😅
No. You didn't
That look before “you should spend more time with her” I KNOW THAT LOOK 😂 he is absolutely putting his life in danger
Some guys race cars, some climb mountains, but some crazier still like to test latina women and live life in the real red zone
Lmao Chris you’re playing with fire messing with a Latina like that
Ethnicity doesnt matter here bud. Any chick would get mad if you had a side chick.
@@rayplaysgames_RPGyou’ve never dated a Latina I see
@@SexyBulletBill 2, actually.
The idea of side chick is stupid. The fact that it's consistently being told in media that it is normal is absolutely disgusting.
Let's keep some family values in the house.
@@SaulBachman spread your seed!!!!
I'm all about that
I'm a ProLIFEMidWIFE ✝️⚓🇺🇸
Just don't wreck your home and especially those who live in it!🌸!
She’s gorgeous. She looks like Fran Fine ❤
I've been stuck on this woman since I first heard her voice. She is supremely beautiful
Dude Chris is so lucky. I had always wondered what Jazz looked like and holy…fucking…balls
🤯
Now i understand the value of making women laugh!!!
Right?! She is GORGEOUS!
Why does he cheat on her then?
She look like Michael Jackson
They’re both so beautiful, I’m literally mind blowing over how beautiful they both are.
behind every joke is a little bit of truth, chris is bangin jerry
I thought he was fuckin Sal
She’s sooooooo freaking pretty 😍
Puertoricans, what can we do, they're cute but they're like the praying mantis, she'll mate with you then eat you and chopp your head right off
I know an Vinny’s no bad either
@@realcadegladly
All I see is MJ
@@NummyScrum pre-allegation MJ
Lmao she gave the most indirect yet terrifying threat to the unknown. "You should go spend more time with her". You do that and youll find yourself waking up with a pillow on your face😂
That or you come home to your clothes on the lawn and the locks are changed.
He got me at "It's a type of holiday bread" 🤣
The "post-op" comment was a hilarious twist. But the real cherry on top is the multiple cuts and close-up of Chris's big cheesy grin and laugh every time he makes a comment, thinking he has one over Jasmine. That look of blatant pride is comedy gold!
Love this banter. It's the same vibe me and my baby mama have😭😭
Jasmine is great. She's so funny, sassy, and puts Chris in his place
100% cheating on him or has in the past
you're only saying this because she's attractive
Because he is post op. I’m dead. Fucking Chrissy! Love the stand up love the podcast. Thanks bruh!
This girl is drop dead gorgeous. If you don’t stop talking about other women 😂
He's better than her.
Flabby inner arm. NEXT
@@briani50 says the person who’s hiding behind a fake profile picture. You couldn’t get a girl that looked like her in your life. NEXT
@@Emannzosounds pretty gay pal.
@@jocelynflores520 issa joke, you dork
She chalked that one up to the memory bank!! They will arguing about that in the near future… guarantee it… 😂
Broooooo Chrissssy did goood she’s sooo damn bhaad Brooo damnn!!
😳👌🏾💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The Italian is me is dyinggg 😂
i wanna learn iltalian
@@shaiapouf420 I'm Italian from Italy. That's not Italian, is Italian-American ahah
Never heard that thing in Italy
We say scopamici (fuck friends literally)
@@paoloriente5233 bravo
@@paoloriente5233 except a side girl usually isn’t a friend….
It’s Italian American slang, but regardless it’s hilarious
They’re really so adorable together
Ahahahaha the beef between the two impersonater guys omfg im so dead man tried to stay in character at the end
Post op has me dying in the hotbox
Jasmine is so gorgeous Chris😂😂.. I think you're joking, but seriously she is a firecracker🔥🔥👍🏼
SHES POST OP 😂😂
👀⚡️⚡️Dayummm Crissy.. You are a lucky man!!❤❤😂😂😂
V cracking up kills me 😂😂😂
It’s great how his ‘Huh?!’ is always just to buy him a bit more time to process his answers…
>Donadla Tlumpa
She's like the hot American aunt when she was younger! 😍
Keeper!
Crazy. In México, a comadre means godmother. 😂
Makes sense when you think about the Italian meaning of a word that sounds very similar 😂 keep the comadre close 😂
Chrissy tryna end up in a Netflix documentary
Yeah I would’ve gave her a kid too. Makes sense. Lol
Dont f this up Chrissy, c’mon sister!
Post op is so quick.. respect mr distefano
Yooo, not me seeing this after ya'll split 😵💫😵💫😵💫
He is scary for a husband, but is funny enough for a comedian.😂
Good for you Chris. Got a good one
Haha she's amazing. Finally get to put a face to all the stories.
That’s the most Italian outfit of all time Chris is wearing lol.
We taking dad calling him gay to a whole ‘mother level 🤦♀️
Lmfaooo girl was shookith😂😂😂
She looks like the girl from "the nanny"
"Especially when you have a (*strong Italian accent*) goomara."
Me, an Italian: is that supposed to be Italian?
The stare at the camera is giving The Office vibes
Lmao the fright in that man’s eyes
This was a great episode 💯💯💯💯💯
That post op comment at the end got me lol
Luck of the Irish, finding her 🍀
Louis was wylin on this one 😂
Vito is a married man… with a gumare!
Post Op is crazy LMFAO
That was a turn I wasn’t expecting 😂
Lmaooo she more of a comedian than him. “You should spend more time with her” she sick of you 😂😂😂
She looked a lil hurt ngl 😂😅
Post op bro can’t be blind siding me with shit like that 🤣
*Not me having all the Sopranos references coming back*
That f****** s*** eating grin 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She is so beautiful. He married way out of his league.
Yes, and it leaves me hope.
As someone who’s Puerto Rican, and who knows Puerto Rican women very well I guarantee you when the camera went off He had hell to pay with that joke!😂
He wasn’t over exaggerating. She’s a fuckin smoke show. Atta boy chrissy
That background laugh 😂
She seems so innocent and sweet bro. She loves you better treat her right
I thought he was going to get stabbed there 🔪😂
The way her eye twitched
When Jaz stabs you, none of us will be shocked.
The way he said goomare 😂
I'll like to thank Sammy the bull for teaching me that word prior to this video lol
She's gonna poison his food
He’s a married man… witha goomah!!
Is Chris the new Vito ?
I love these two! ❤
I thought he was saying “good-madre” referring to jazz’s mothering skills.😅
‘It’s Titi Jazzy aka MIchael Jackson.’😅😅
she's post-op
🤣🤣
It's me, I'm the gumare
It’s actually commara that means godmother.
Gumare is a village in Botswana.
Congrats Chris for officially being stupid in 2 different languages.
“HUH?” 😂
Good for you Chris she's gorgeous!!
Guadalupe is smoking 🔥
Ok Chad
@@pricila6511 🖕😃 missed the joke snowflake
He turns so red in the silence 😅👹
☠️☠️☠️☠️not the, post op 😂😃😂 😂😂 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️
Damn, that smooth "or him" 😂.
Actually a "comare", and not GUÛUMÄRE, is a close friend of your mother to which you refer as some kind of aunt, not at all a side girlfriend
She's so gorgeous.
Post op...I'm screaming 🤣
you say it GOO-MOD
All fun and games till you come home from the road and meet Sancho
Wait,, that’s his woman? Sheesh good man
I love Puerto Rican Women.
I am Pre-Op and that most-likely means "mine is probably bigger than yours" 🤣🤣🤣 (and I am also Puerto Rican)
Post op 😂😂😂
Lucky bastard she's the genuine article
Chrissy side pieces, there ain’t no way you need a gumare when you got VINNY DIME PIECES
my goodness, chrissy is a lucky guy
Holiday bread 😅😅
That's a goomar ring 😂
Is your wife pretend knitting with the mic wires? Lol
Thats Jazz!!
That's her? That is just a beautiful ass family!
The Gabbagool
The real word is "Commare" which is the female version of "Compare" which means buddy, friend, guy..