The Worst Blind Date of All Time (You Cringe, You Smoke)
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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Today, we play "you cringe, you smoke" to a video about a rockstar on a blind date.
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he's gayy
The whole "personal carbon footprint" ruse has undoubtedly been the most successful distraction ever put in place by conservatives. Such a shame that they've looped Nick into their schemes. :(
She seems like a lovely young lady. Why did they do this to her.
I understand.
fr omg
fr and she was sooo nice to him. it was obvious she was uncomfortable but she let him talk and asked relevant questions. dude is weird, no wonder he’s always “friend zoned”.
they’re on complete opposite ends of the hungry spectrum. she made fun of herself for liking pop & even called it awful cuz she didn’t want him to judge her for it first. poor girl, she deserves better than this poser :/
bc conflict=views probably
i don't trust anyone who's self described as a "rockstar"
absolutely not😂
A COCKY ROCKSTAR OMFG NO-A ROCK BABE-FEIEND ZONE-I THINK OF MYSELF AS A GOD???? oh no it gets so much worse
@@missmaia6839 you should've seen my face when he went to his spotify 😭
even dave grohl, definitely a real rockstar doesn’t call himself a rockstar
lol never mind rockstar, he called himself a god haha
I’d like to start by saying, first of all, I like to think of myself as a dedicated man, and second I played along by taking a dab for every cringe. I first thought, “this can’t be THAT bad”, since I consider myself more of a “cannabis connoisseur” and I thought “Nick isn’t that much of a stoner”. I took all the dabs, now I’m laying on the floor bc I feel glued to it, it took me ten minutes to type this entire thing, and I’ve never been more high.
Thought at first that you meant dab as in the movement you make with your arms, I was so confused . Hope you feel alright now:)
@@Esma8 I understand the confusion fully, I am recovered and finally able to function normally, thank you.
BAHAHHAHA
glad you’re good now, dude. hopefully your high wasn’t so bad even if you were glued to the floor LOL! in my experience, catching up with Nick for these vids guarantees you get really high 😭
I hope you were able to get hydrated and eat some tasty snacks and feel better now :)
When he called himself a rockstar and then compared his music to Justin Bieber's. It had the same energy as "my favorite screamo band is probably big time rush." :')
He just called her taste in music trash when his personality is a whole dumpster outside McDonald's.
The older i get as a music head, the more i realize there's absolutely nothing wrong with pop music. Its popular for a reason
which is even worse when his own music is Like That
and then he says that he also listens to pop music LOL
I think he was being sarcastic
"yeahhh basic popbis so trash"
**makes basic pop**
idk why but nick saying panic! at the disco while showing a picture of twenty one pilots made me laugh so hard
i didn’t even catch that lol
SAME AHAHAHA
"You don't have to play with drugs, you can play with alcohol" which is definitely a drug.
This message sponsored by the church of Latter Day Saints 😂
That's what I thought, but snackies was also an option 🤣
I played with a fun snack! 🙂
@@connerw5238 thats better i guess
the straight guys kissing was honestly quite wholesome
It really was! :-D
fr! I expected to watch a bunch of straight dudes squirm but they all really went for it
Yeah! I didn’t find it cringy, it was sweet
yeah i'm glad i didn't have to smoke myself into a coma bc that actually calmed me down a lot. as a girl i love that shit so much lol
Yeah, it felt like Nick was uncomfortable with them kissing and that's why he was laughing so much. There was nothing funny or cringey there in the way he was laughing at it.
2 straight dudes kissing is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. Was not expecting that. Hoodie guy was soo disappointed the other guy didn’t feel anything 😂
IKRRR it was like actually sad! like cmon man you just broke this newly discovered bisexual man's heart!
Yeah poor dude. "It's just a kiss" I felt that too. R.i.p my guy. It gets better.
The two that did a little dip made me genuinely chuckle
yeah
Disgusting
i enjoy this series, as a weed smoker keep it up lol i’m blasted as fuck
agreed! 💚🌻🌳
Lighting up & gettin' crushed❤🤣🌈😊
*edit* That 'dudes kissing' bit felt so 'merican. Most of my family's from Italy • we all hug & even kiss on the mouth semi‐regularly. It's a way of greeting & showing affection to friends & family.
Of course covid wrecked everything... I'm toasted😆
Literally my new favorite game
Duuuude thats why im here rn frrr
Same
There are like 13 people on the planet who could call themselves rockstars and not be cringy. But that guy is definitely not one of them.
I love how her face is the embodiment of 👁👄👁 energy while he describes how she'd have to be ok with him cheating cause he's a rockstar lol
Why doesn't he just join a polycule jfc
wait is that what that was??
more like an open relationship since some polycules don't like cheating
@@gilkidu true! I meant maybe an open polycule. But he doesn't seem into open communication, which is required for everyone to be happy
Edit-- i meant open polycule cause thats kinda my dream situation. everyone just be open and honest but also hey, go have a wild night ifya want
Double edit- have a wild night but use protection, ladies and theydies! :)
@@mightymeatymech ooh yeah I get it now SDHHDHD
@@gilkidu LMAO ok, have a good day 😂♥
By how much nick cringed, I think that he should be a second-hand smoker who’s been smoking for 50 years
Am I dumb I don’t get the joke no one can be a second-hand smoker you just inhale second hand smoke, you can’t be a second-hand smoker and smoking
@@annaphelan635 i dont get it either lmao
@@annaphelan635 see, he smokes, but when he puffs out, he inhales everything
@@mellineellis1174 no clarification has been gained
@@annaphelan635 *he inhales e v e r y t h i n g*
"You taste good, bro"
Why was that... wholesome?
watching straight guys kiss is so funny audibly giggling
me too, i was hiding my face out of sheer joy and second hand awkwardness. love that for them fr
Can confirm Dallas is a pretty cool guy. Living in Seattle makes Cut a whole other level of awkward bc the videos always have someone I know in them lmao
omg lmao. is it just random ppl from the area?
SO AWKWARD WHEN ITS PEOPLE YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH LOL
@@kaili5050 Yeah... I personally know of 3 breakups that happened after a cut video aired lmao
@@rascal_rae Omg😭
@@octopusfloaties8417 I just saw on the recent Cody Ko reaction 🥴 so awkward
1:41 nobody who paints their nails like that deserves a title of rockstar 😂
THANK YOU for pointing that out omfg. Guy considers himself a god but can't even paint his own nails well
Okay but painting the right hand is hard! 😭
That made me go crazy a bit lol. Like it looks a mess and I have a strong urge to fix it
I still paint my nails like that... I'm still learning 😭 (to be fair I do not call myself a rockstar so...)
Seriously that was a harddddd cringe for me omfg
“All my friends friendzoned me” Tell me you don’t believe in opposite sexes being friends without telling me
"pop music sucks"
*basically makes pop music*
He gives major narcissistic vibes. I don't mean NPD, I mean in the classic sense narcissistic. Everything has to be for his pleasure or what's the point. Anyone who unironically refers to themselves as a rockstar or god is to be avoided 100%.
Also "you're going to have to be okay with me sleeping with other people." Bro don't go on blind dates if you have requirements like that 😭 I'm polyamourous and I'd never go on a date with someone and hit them with a "I'm married, you're gonna have to be okay with that." Specific relationship traits like that need to be discussed beforehand!! Seek someone who is looking for an open relationship
JUSTIN BEIBER???
@@GrayTimber JB??
@@GrayTimber love this follow-up lmaoo
i get you probably don't mean to be offensive, but associating the word "narcissistic" with being a shitty person is harmful to people with npd and other pds, wether you meant for it to be or not
@@jceh-art but having an “inflated sense of self importance, grandiosity, callous and unemotional traits, disregard for others' feelings, excessive need for admiration, or social isolation” don’t usually make a friendly and kind person
I believe that even these people deserve love and help but it’s kind of the same?
I shit you not, I saw the dude from the first clip perform at a local Seattle art/music show a couple weeks ago and... he is EXACTLY how you think he is. Incredibly inflated, number and name dropping, pushing an energy drink in the middle of his set, no real energy during his performance of off-key rap/singing over what sounded like canned beats made by a 12 year old experimenting with FLStudio for the first time. It was embarrassing. But at least it looked like he was having fun lol
So he calls himself a rockstar and doesn’t even make rock music lmaoo
I really enjoy your w33d videos. Not only can I play along but I really can't get this experience with any other of my favorite youtubers. Sitting down for a sesh with Nick at the end of a busy day is perfect to decompress
I genuinely got so happy when I saw another “you cringe you smoke”. Had a rough week and seeing this made the end to my slow week better :) hopefully you can turn this into a series!
i agree :)
“u cringe u spinge” - nick 2022
"I'm a rockstar" dude is wearing a Marge Simpson necklace
“I feel like I could start kissing the homies” lmfaoooo I love that dude
"What do u like?? panic at the disco"
*Puts picture of the falling out boys*
"why do i sound like an uncle at a barbeque" is the funniest line ive heard in awhile
And it was so accurate 🤣
So this has happened to me twice now. I've watched the original twitch stream and smoke along but then while watching the video you post the whole time I'm like, "did I watch already? did I watch the twitch stream? Why does this all seem so familiar??" until I realized that I definitely watched this twitch stream.
I really appreciate that Nick doesn’t hold back on the cringe so we can get blasted at home with him
"Bro you taste good!" Lmao, so wholesome.
As a joke to myself I said "You cringe you Adderall". Probably would have renovated my entire house if followed through with that one.
this was a so much funnier than I could’ve ever anticipated ! I’m actually dead hahaha
(super cute ‘milk carton’ colors + editor: great job!)
nick i love this chaotic video style so much it feels like we’re hanging out
Bro her face at any given moment is like she’s just lost her will to live lmaooo
eating a grape everytime i cringe since i dont have anything else to do it with
Its alway nice to get ads on Nick's videos like "white privilege doesn't exist" by Turning Point USA.
And the only reason I can think of why they called themselves Turning Point is to indicate they would like us to turn back to the 50s.
Omg i get those on nicks videos too and it’s like ??
People do realize when someone else paints your portrait, it ceases to be a self portrait. I see that all the time and it is a pet peeve of mine.
I started you cringe you spin, but then I decided I didn’t want to end up in the hospital from falling and breaking my head open
love watching you get baked, very funny, should make this into a consistent series
Don't have words for how much I love this series
Thank you for considering the stoners in your community we luv you 🍃
The straight guys kissing was more wholesome than anything
These are so fun but I always tap out after the first few minutes 😭 there’s so much to cringe at I physically cannot smoke that much/quickly lmao
he hits you with the highlights, so he’s definitely not smoking as fast as we would be, unless he doesn’t show some of his hits :)
@@ethanbaileylol2283 yeah it looks like he started posting the full un-clipped versions so I’ve started watching those and yeah, way more doable pace haha
“you dont have to do drugs you can use alcohol”😭
The part when he tried to play it off as having a realization of his sexuality at the end like mhm ok sir we see you
I wouldn’t consider it prejudice as a straight guy to not want to kiss other men.
i think it was more the instinctual disgust at the thought of men kissing, but i could be wrong. cool guy for wanting to try something new, though
All of the guys paired together (except for that one man wanting to just stick his tongue down the other guy's throat) were like very sweet to each other and even though I did cringe, I thought the sentiment was nice. I hoped it helped them all learn something about themselves.
Just don't film it again please, I couldn't take a part two
These videos are PERFECT never stop, the wandering and going off on tangents then coming back to the main thing, it like matches the way my brain works, chefs kiss
The 'panic at the disco?' With twenty one pilots lmaooo
Nick is the son I never get the chance to bring into this world.
his stuff isn’t even that bad, but it just rlly surprised me cuz he said he’s a rockstar…so i think that just made it kinda cringe
and saying he's a god...
noo his music is THAT bad 🤣🤣
@@bluezy1 it’s not _awful_ to me but he does give garageband vibes. i was surprised when nick played it cuz there’s no way he can live off his -music- “rockstar career”.
idk how long he’s been producing songs but hes so far up his own arse that i doubt he accepts any criticism, constructive or otherwise. poor dude will stay stagnant until reality hits him :/
I’m sorry but I’m ducking obsessed with this video!! I love how casual it was and how Nick went fully on tangents. So chill plus the sponsee is awesome! Keep killing it Nick!!
this guy talks abt being a “rockstar” but I know full well that he would take one step into a punk/diy show and have a conniption
You can’t convince me this isn’t just The Darkest Timeline where Abed goes through a rebellious rocker phase rn
This is my favorite series not just of yours but anyones. Thank you for the company, it is appreciated❤️
How did this man say pop is trash and then literally make pop music???? The absolute max level of hypocrisy.
7 minutes in and I am trashed. This is a great game Nick; we gotta play it more often.
The amount of water I have drank is un countable. I'm never gonna be dehydrated
I cleaned my room every time I cringed, it's never been this clean
bye I literally had a bowl packed looking for something to watch before I smoke and this is perfect 😭😭😭 see you when we’re higher
nick is high nick is high nick is high
Always a good day when Nick posts :)
dude he is posting a video promoting drug usage for underage kids
@@jamesa.646 how is this targeted towards kids in any way?
@@jamesa.646 who said his videos were for kids-
@@jamesa.646 who said he was promoting drugs… also who said that it was for kids
@BanquetOfTheLeviathan wtf do that have to do with any of this 💀
This video came into my reccomended as soon as I finished packing my bowl your timing is amazing as always Nick!
this is just “give me an excuse to get high” lmfaoo you should do this more
Little did Nick know the line "I sound like a weird uncle at a barbeque" would become part of an apology song 😂😵
truly makes videos that feel like 2014 youtube deep dive
yay i just smoked, but im going to play along anyway time to get mega baked i suppose
yep lost count too baked now just thankful u changed that truly video cus i dont think i could of smoked anymore lol this was fun
omg i hope it was awesome stay safe
@@bambina1800 had an excellent nap :)
There were men kissing at a rave once that were straight supposedly and they made it a big ordeal and everyone sexualized it so much. It made me sick honestly. Like I was making out with a woman once (I'm a woman) and I never tried to draw attention and when creepy men got too close to us because they wanted to watch. I thought it was creepy and told them so. Like just do what you want to do. Don't make it a spectacle for attention
one hundred percent agree. as a lesbian woman, there are so many times were our sexualities get sexualized for attention. if two straight women (or men) kiss each other for that attention, they are ignorant to the gay people who get followed home, harassed and hurt because of their identity.
@@dianak2005 Thank you for understanding what I was trying to say and wording it so much better than me lol. You are absolutely right. When I've kissed women it was always because I legitimately wanted to and enjoyed it, so when those guys got close that one time I felt violated. To be fair we were in public but still you wouldn't approach a straight couple kissing and gawk at them. And your point about gay people getting harassed and assaulted and then people cheapening that experience by using it for attention is true also. Something else I've witnessed that I find super interesting psychologically is I've seen straight women use kissing as a show of dominance. When an insecure woman is in an area where there are a lot of women who are more attractive than her she will attempt and usually succeed at making out with the one she views as the most attractive. I have seen that they then feel this sense of relief. Its really weird but I've noticed it again and again at parties.
@@aurora8749 absolutely!! regardless of sexuality too, people can kiss whoever they want, the problem occurs when they do it for attention. a lot of men find lesbian relationships or just women being together/kissing in general ‘hot’, and women who then exploit that and make lesbian identities into a sexual spectacle for straight men to enjoy, simultaneously ignore all of the hardships our community went through to even be able to love each other without persecution. as you mentioned, it’s definitely a strange way for some women to show dominance and pride. it’s also very scary for any women to kiss each other unless it’s done where they know they’re ‘safe’ or they’ll get something out of it that isn’t creepy men, so i’m sorry you experienced that. as long as you recognize who it affects and don’t do it for the spectacle, youre free to do whatever, and i think it’s awesome that youre able to see how wrong it can be when not actually considering yourself and the others it might harm
@@dianak2005 with me it was experimentation. I've always been sexually attracted to women and genuinely enjoyed kissing them but I could not move past that point or have romantic relationships with them and so ultimately determined I am straight. Everyone should have the freedom to experiment safely. :)
@@aurora8749 yeah, i think thats cool! :)
the thing about men being Pixar characters makes so much sense lmaooo when I hit it’s always men who look just. animated idk how to describe it😭
i always love these videos because he just goes on super random detours that also make perfect sense
I wanna know that someone somewhere is playing with shots of some monstrously spicy hot sauce.
i would love to play 'you cring you sping'
As a stoner I really snjoyed this. Make more please!
Sweatshirt guy definitely had a bisexual awakening go king go
these are my favorite nick i have been blessed today but also need more yo-yo interviews
i love this series but can you consider making it easier to count along and smoke to all of the cringe moments, off the record included
yes, good idea! i’ll make a note of that
this stream was so fucking funny 😭
10:02 omg shoutout moment
The levels of cringe are too much for me. I'm tapping out!
We need a Nickisnotgreen guide to dating
The slow mo on the straight dudes kissing caught me SO off-guard! I couldn’t stop laughing I had to pause the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love watching these when i smoke because it keeps me on pace, usually when i smoke alone i get distracted
Oh so it was drugs, not a vape.
Saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock.
You don't have to play with drugs. You could use drugs instead.
Or water, chemicals are okay
What? You on drugs?
WHEN HE SAID PANIC AT THE DISCO AND PUT A PIC OF TWENTY ONE PILOTS I SWEAR I CANT KEEP MY LAUGHTER IN
Some of of those dudes did not leave that set straight
this could not have been uploaded at a better time. i was doing this already anyways by myself 🤪
I cringed so hard on the rock star dude. I almost clicked away
"you don't have to play with drugs, you can play with alcohol" lmao
as soon as i saw him i knew he wasn’t an actual rock person
Absolutely love this series. Do keep making theses please! You make cringe videos cozy
17:02 "...dude... he's GAY" my favorite part
Watching two people who are not attracted to each other in the least kiss while extremely high makes me laugh cringe
Nick isn’t even hitting the pen, he’s frying up some bacon on his desk just out of frame
Did it with bong rips. Am properly blasted. Love this series lol.
"I don't like the part where they kiss. Shout out to gay people"
As soon as he said "i'm a rockstar" i drank lol
I love this idea nick
A couple of smokers hanging out 💨
I’m 32 and that “rockstar” looks older than me.