This Guy Finally Solved Women!

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @greenisnotnick
    @greenisnotnick  2 года назад +756

    hey make sure u click that link and follow us on spotify and pre-save the song it would mean like a lot to me probably...

    • @conormcgregorsbrokenleg9847
      @conormcgregorsbrokenleg9847 2 года назад +6

      Ima click you Nick

    • @crazyknexkid
      @crazyknexkid 2 года назад +1

      What happened the first time you uploaded Nick?

    • @floppedowl
      @floppedowl 2 года назад +5

      My guy lost his voice last video

    • @floppedowl
      @floppedowl 2 года назад +3

      Is ur voice ok?💀

    • @dolphinman9896
      @dolphinman9896 2 года назад +3

      I dont ise spotify im so srry nick, pls forgive me king. I listen to ur tunes here on yt tho

  • @brandonm949
    @brandonm949 2 года назад +3827

    "She must not sense fear. Make yourself bigger than you are."
    No, that's for bears, Dan. You're thinking of bears.

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 2 года назад +135

      I literally laughed out loud. This deserves more likes

    • @naeshelle
      @naeshelle 2 года назад +53

      God the laugh I just let out was unreal.

    • @elysianblu
      @elysianblu 2 года назад +24

      Hope this comment blows up lmao

    • @ikeysaurrexxe
      @ikeysaurrexxe 2 года назад +33

      the scream i scrimpted

    • @onemore4567
      @onemore4567 2 года назад +4

      isn't that also like an oxymoron?

  • @moshlingfan9007
    @moshlingfan9007 2 года назад +2026

    i rate myself a 10/10 and since its subjective no one tell me im wrong.

    • @ralphwilsin
      @ralphwilsin 2 года назад +211

      Nooooooo! Your breaking the scale! All the order to the world is falling out the window!!!

    • @br11annaa__61
      @br11annaa__61 2 года назад +78

      you are right

    • @Moomoo000
      @Moomoo000 2 года назад +347

      I rate myself a 1/1 because I’m the only one I should be comparing myself too!!

    • @elvenbugs
      @elvenbugs 2 года назад +61

      slay

    • @moshlingfan9007
      @moshlingfan9007 2 года назад +154

      @@Moomoo000 that's a slay

  • @k3upikachu
    @k3upikachu 2 года назад +908

    I hate how I know how shity the number rating system is and it's still internalized against my will. Like, I simultaneously think it's stupid and reductive and dehumanizing while still feeling a little flattered if a guy tells me I'm an 8. I want a lobotomy

    • @jayahlynn321
      @jayahlynn321 2 года назад +66

      was searching for a comment that explained my feelings. thank you

    • @mocapcow2933
      @mocapcow2933 2 года назад +83

      Fr, it’s weird how normalized it has become sometimes for both parties. Hell, I don’t even like using number ratings for music or movies. It’s even worse to use it for humans.

    • @k3upikachu
      @k3upikachu 2 года назад +95

      @@jayahlynn321it's an uncomfortable feeling, right?? I found myself wondering "I wonder if I'm an 8.3 or an 8.5?" and was like, 'wait wtf is wrong with me?' We've been so brainwashed lol. I'm constantly trying to unlearn what I've been taught about my own worth, but the lifetime of objectification is deeply ingrained 😮‍💨

    • @sonia625
      @sonia625 2 года назад +33

      huh, I rate myself as like 4 on a good day, and sub-zero on a bad acne day. mostly cuz I've been raised in a culture that only sees like translucent-white skinny blonde blue-eyed women as attractive, girls that are not blonde and don't have blue eyes are a automatically considered "ugly".

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech 2 года назад +19

      @@k3upikachu one time i saw a commercial for a product that tightens your neck skin and unlocked a new insecurity lol i understand this way too well

  • @butternutson
    @butternutson 2 года назад +4082

    not only is this man judging women on a scale that goes into the DECIMAL places like they're minecraft updates, i know for a fact he's only talking about white women (as you brought up). you CANNOT tell me he was referring to any other person on the planet than white women. EDIT: oh my god i commented this before the end of the video. does he just think woc are aliens--

    • @litttlepigboy
      @litttlepigboy 2 года назад

      LMFAOOOOOO this is literally what i was thinking b4 the video started like ik that mf was ONLY talking about white women

    • @uwu2u436
      @uwu2u436 2 года назад +269

      It also makes me wonder how he categorizes multiracial individuals as well lmao

    • @AndrewTominac
      @AndrewTominac 2 года назад +182

      Maybe it’s xenophobia too and he literally sees them as “ aliens”

    • @nanners2542
      @nanners2542 2 года назад +81

      lmao minecraft updates 😭

    • @indyraweng777
      @indyraweng777 2 года назад +5

      What is woc?

  • @asimplecabbage6694
    @asimplecabbage6694 2 года назад +544

    I think one really big difference between the astrology girls and these weird numbers guys is that the astrology girls at least seem like they're having fun with it. You can ask them about what your horoscope is or what they think about twin flames or anything like that, and they always seem so happy and excited to talk about it. Weird number guys just seem really mad all the time.

    • @estinsidebottom
      @estinsidebottom 2 года назад

      I Think The Main Difference Here Is With The Substance Of The Weird Pseudoscience Itself.
      Astrology Is Very Vague In A Positive Way Whereas This Numbers Stuff Is Vague In A Negative Way.
      The Best Way I Can Describe It Is That Astrology Is Presented As A Sort Of "Real Life Lore", It's Magical And Unknowable And Fun!
      However The Manosphere (Which Is What I Think All This "Alpha Male" Type Of Bullshit Is Called) Is Presented As "The Truth About Women". It's A Bleak Misreading Of Reality That Has "Us Vs Them" Written All Over It. If You Were To Believe Women Have All The Power, And Their Pickiness And Seemingly Stupid Decisions Are The Reason You're So Lonely. Wouldn't You Be Angry Talking About It Too? I Know I Would.
      Thank The Stars Neither Of Those Things Are True.

    • @cherrylino9537
      @cherrylino9537 2 года назад +47

      wait you’re so right

    • @captaincaspian42
      @captaincaspian42 2 года назад +94

      Horoscope girls are really good at math and will make you an entire birth chart and fix your diet for you, while number dudes will tell you everything that's wrong with you.

    • @sporkzzz
      @sporkzzz 2 года назад +9

      @@captaincaspian42 "wrong" lol

    • @ravenous_ravenclaw5630
      @ravenous_ravenclaw5630 2 года назад +5

      Plus the astrology girls also tie back to spirituality, while the number guys are just mean

  • @mocapcow2933
    @mocapcow2933 2 года назад +1741

    Right when he wrote charli as a 9, I got disgusted (not cause I think she’s ugly[im here age]) but because it’s creepy how older men prey on women who just turn 18. Or prey on any women in general too ig.

    • @carlcarl4287
      @carlcarl4287 2 года назад

      Straight cis men literally make countdowns to when female celebrities turn 18. So disgusting

    • @pusheenqueen519
      @pusheenqueen519 2 года назад +210

      I was just talking with my mother how the biggest complainers of young women/girls wearing comfy, baggy stuff or athleisure (that's sort of just the fashion now) are men. Like, older men mad that these girls aren't dressing to impress or wearing things that will appeal to them. It's bad enough men can be as delusional as to believe women should dress for them, but then they're actually getting mad literal children aren't.

    • @acornautumn9927
      @acornautumn9927 2 года назад +182

      “She (any 18 yr old celeb) is finally legal” lay off please 🤢 she doesnt want you

    • @MagicWhatsItCalled
      @MagicWhatsItCalled 2 года назад +116

      Right?? It's so transparent how they rate women as "more agreeable, more open" as more attractive, outright stating they want less mature women who aren't wise to their manipulation yet

    • @NexLegacyAccount
      @NexLegacyAccount 2 года назад

      I'm a lesbian who used to get crushes on the women he put into the "youthful 9s" category when I was younger. Every single one of them had severe emotional issues and childhood trauma, and therefore were very vulnerable to being manipulated. This dude has predator vibes and a slight Oedipus complex.

  • @naeshelle
    @naeshelle 2 года назад +846

    The idea that the beauty of Black women can’t be quantified on a “typical” scale of beauty is so insulting it’s actually complementary. Is he implying our beauty is so ethereal we require a different metric of measurement? Because that’s what it sounds like lmao.

    • @faithgreen9115
      @faithgreen9115 2 года назад +104

      It’s cause he knows ur out of his league so he doesn’t even bother

    • @thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463
      @thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 2 года назад +51

      White women are inches but we are centimeters??!??

    • @iburntmytoe3470
      @iburntmytoe3470 2 года назад

      Alpha males all have an undercurrent of like… eugenics enthusiasm. Pitting women against each other, ranking white and Asian women above black women and other women of color. They have homophobia towards gay men and lesbian women and hate towards gender non-conforming people. They want to control women and squander sexuality. Yucky. Don’t waste time with men like this, they go nowhere.

    • @Dandidoodles
      @Dandidoodles 2 года назад

      Plot twist! The misogynist is ALSO racist?!!??! 😱😱😱

    • @huh1327
      @huh1327 2 года назад +2

      thats the thing. anything people say to differentiate women from men can be taken as compliments. for example, in some languages, the word children can also be used as a word for "bunch of male kids" so if you look at it, you can think "oh is it because its not necessary to create a common word for boys and girls cuz girls are not as important" or it can be "girls are so important that they need another word just for them"

  • @Beenutbutter99
    @Beenutbutter99 2 года назад +2428

    As a black woman, I can confirm our hot girl psychology does have different rules. We are the Alolan Meowths of women. I will not elaborate on this further, you either get it or you don't.

    • @cheyemily6066
      @cheyemily6066 2 года назад +241

      This is a certified "The girls that get it, get it" moment, and I'm here for it.

    • @GYAXA
      @GYAXA 2 года назад +139

      What I’m hearing is you get a really big head once you turn 28

    • @Eyeconic110
      @Eyeconic110 2 года назад +42

      bro someone explain i didnt watch pokemon plsss

    • @hi6575
      @hi6575 2 года назад +132

      @@Eyeconic110 meowth is a Pokémon that typically has tan fur, but the Alolan Meowth (different region in Pokémon) has grey fur and a rounder face due to selective breeding

    • @litttlepigboy
      @litttlepigboy 2 года назад +5

      exactly you get it

  • @CanIswearinmyhandle
    @CanIswearinmyhandle 2 года назад +388

    Men will look at astrology and make fun of it and then they go and re-invent astrology but with more mysogyny

    • @vector3d654
      @vector3d654 2 года назад +54

      And then identify as Greek symbols (i.e., alpha beta sigma)

    • @CanIswearinmyhandle
      @CanIswearinmyhandle 2 года назад +35

      @@vector3d654 Oh yeah men will also give the hierarchies in their mysogyny-astrology the same names as the hierarchies in supernatural fanfic werewolf porn

    • @unknownentity4864
      @unknownentity4864 2 года назад +5

      mystrology

    • @pettyprincess028
      @pettyprincess028 2 года назад

      @@unknownentity4864 that’s sounds way too cool for those mysoginistic losers

    • @gdaym8y
      @gdaym8y 2 года назад

      That's p much what alpha male crap is lol horoscopes but a version that fragile-y masculine boys are less insecure using bc it boosts their egos while putting down women.

  • @joedaddy4714
    @joedaddy4714 2 года назад +625

    Im so glad i grew up around women. I couldn't imagine thinking about another human like misogynists do

    • @soosoolar
      @soosoolar 2 года назад +2

      i always ask myself how these men are able to speak like this about other women while having literal mothers. like they came out of someone's womb fgs

    • @Dandidoodles
      @Dandidoodles 2 года назад +5

      Same

  • @jess-ze1jj
    @jess-ze1jj 2 года назад +413

    As a woman the statement “…take up space. She must feel safe when you are with her…” seems like an oxymoron and makes me super uncomfy

    • @pinecone189
      @pinecone189 Год назад

      I don't think he knows what take up space means

  • @caladoom7201
    @caladoom7201 2 года назад +1723

    It's funny that he mentioned Cleopatra because she wasn't particularly beautiful. In fact she had a lot of physical traits that were considered unattractive. The thing is that she was so charismatic and had such a charming personality people couldn't help being infatuated with her. Maybe if he had read more about Cleopatra he would have stopped this bullsh*t xD
    ps sorry if I misspelled something English it's not my first language;;

    • @vector3d654
      @vector3d654 2 года назад +111

      I also heard that she was hunched back.... Damnnn she must be having a bomb charisma cause even Anthony fell for her..... And that guy was smart as hell

    • @bruisedkneecap
      @bruisedkneecap 2 года назад +158

      (just wanted to let you know your english is perfect ! hope you have a good day)

    • @surekya
      @surekya 2 года назад +48

      @@bruisedkneecap bye this is so sweet🥺…

    • @ctorres236
      @ctorres236 2 года назад +56

      Your English is amazing, nothing is misspelled (I don’t think there is at least), better than some native English speakers I know lol

    • @princessofhell4639
      @princessofhell4639 2 года назад +20

      Your English is great no lie its better then mine as a native English speaker istg

  • @MsLuckoftheDraw
    @MsLuckoftheDraw 2 года назад +214

    Woman automatically feel afraid and you must make sure she doesn't feel afriad. So make her feel small and powerless, take away her agency, objectify her, and don't forget, 8's want you to act like a psychopath. You know. So they feel safe.

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 2 года назад +7

      And maybe bind her feet lol

    • @DabiLOVmember
      @DabiLOVmember 2 года назад +7

      @@leahflower9924 and maybe put tape over her mouth lmao

    • @vaniliever
      @vaniliever 2 года назад +5

      @@DabiLOVmember keep her in your house

    • @gyubearr.
      @gyubearr. 2 года назад +4

      @@vaniliever specifically in your basement or attic

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 года назад +1

      Tell her you want to “show her something” and then hit her over the head and stuff her in the trunk. Most women absolutely LOVE that
      LMAO

  • @hauntedsunsets
    @hauntedsunsets 2 года назад +291

    "in order to get an 8 your best bet as a man is to act like a psychopath" sounds like satire of this kind of guy, holy shit how does come up with these sentences

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 2 года назад +1

      😅 only if you look like christian bale

  • @SuperRat420
    @SuperRat420 2 года назад +2330

    Men really just need to see women as people, that's it.
    Even with my close male friends I've known my entire life, almost all of them report a 'oh women are people too' moment and I've never EVER heard that from fellow women about men.
    I dunno if it has to do with you being the penetrative partner or whatever, like how soldiers need to dehumanize those they shoot, but dudes, you GOTTA figure this out.

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 года назад +259

      That reminds me of what Shaun said in his recent video on Ex Machina. To paraphrase, "They don't see the androids as human, they see them as women."

    • @D3LTAG1RL
      @D3LTAG1RL 2 года назад

      thanks gaydicks420

    • @jits8767
      @jits8767 2 года назад +114

      not to undercut your message, but with my first bf i definitely had a 'oh hes a person too' moment bc teenage boys act like they never get hurt and i didnt realise that was some kind of facade of toxic masculinity. i was just kinda stupid, teenagers just are. women aren't magically more socially empathetic and caring than men. all just people

    • @elbis1964
      @elbis1964 2 года назад +318

      @@jits8767 It's not that woman are more empathetic, the culture we live in dehumanizes woman. So men have this problem a lot more than women, i think.

    • @k3upikachu
      @k3upikachu 2 года назад +111

      I don't think my brothers ever had to have that revelation because I'm such an assertive big sister. They couldn't not know that women are people with their own thoughts, feelings, and preferences. I'm just too loud and weird. They both have really cool girlfriends so imma take credit for that

  • @babysp1c3666
    @babysp1c3666 2 года назад +472

    I genuinely think this is the craziest way of thinking I’ve ever seen in my life. Really made me realise that because of the internet there is now such a large group of men involved in this delusion that human beings and gender can be categorised like this and they somehow see it as the “real” and the “highest” way of thinking. It makes me wonder if people so involved in these deeply rooted ways of thinking will ever be able to view other humans at face value again.

    • @skywayve7473
      @skywayve7473 2 года назад +20

      Some of these sentences make me think for a second that there is no chance in hell that he ISN’T trolling. But then I remember the sheer amount of time this man has had to invest to put this amount of content into the world. Baffling.

    • @babysp1c3666
      @babysp1c3666 2 года назад +11

      @@skywayve7473 Yeah I went into the comment section and found other accounts a lot similar too. There was one guy claiming that this entire thread was false because most of the women pictured seem infertile without “child bearing hips” and going on his account led me to a bunch of white supremacist tweets. He was also worshipping this random Twitter account similar to the one in this video calling him “master” and “sir” to get advice about women. It’s terrifying but I couldn’t help but laugh that these people actually exist.

    • @juliee593
      @juliee593 2 года назад +8

      This is also the same feeling I get whenever I see a complete lost cause of an incel. I wonder if they will ever be able to have genuine human interactions because their narrative is so ingrained in them and makes them categorise every single human behaviour into a little box defined by their incel terminology (like "cock caroussel", "Stacy", "Chad, "looksmaxing" and all that jargon), so they will never see any action anyone does as what it is, and they will never try to understand the unique personality traits, ideas, habits and thought patterns of another person. It's like they don't even know what being human is. It's really sad.

  • @moshlingfan9007
    @moshlingfan9007 2 года назад +323

    i thought it was going to be okay cuz he wasnt being as awful toward women as most dating coaches but it just got worse and worse and worse.

    • @thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463
      @thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 2 года назад +12

      I’m surprised to know that the Moshi Monster community is still around.

    • @moshlingfan9007
      @moshlingfan9007 2 года назад +8

      @@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 its mostly a joke but i did rlly like that game when i was little. unfortunately the game is very much dead.

    • @naaat3278
      @naaat3278 2 года назад +3

      I really hope this isn’t how most guys think because I was genuinely shocked. Like if I see a cute guy I’m like “oh he’s cute” and don’t try to rate or do anything deep w the fact that they’re attractive 😭

  • @evilsnailmom241
    @evilsnailmom241 2 года назад +171

    as a woman i can speak for all women to have ever existed and let me just say, we all have lists, very specifically carefully caligraphied lists that are hung up in our homes and actually written by our mothers. All women have the same traits and the same lists and we all want the same things because were all one person , its a proven fact

    • @AlbinoAxolotl
      @AlbinoAxolotl 2 года назад +43

      Yep! I remember the special day when I became old enough to be a “woman.” My mom sat down at my List Ceremony and wrote out that list in the special calligraphy she had practiced for years just for that important day! I imagine every other female has similar memories. Ah to be a woman and reach for the same man as every other woman. It’s what unites us all!

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 года назад +6

      My list was actually bequeathed to me from my grandmother. But I had to split it 6 ways with my 5 sisters so my list is short

  • @Eerie_Red
    @Eerie_Red 2 года назад +153

    My favorite thing about this is that these guys are the same people who think being gay is a choice. Like y’all believe a woman can just decide at any time to be attracted to other women instead‚ and you’re still gonna give them extra reasons to?

    • @dasiasaur
      @dasiasaur 2 года назад

      These are also the people that think lesbianism is for the male gaze so I don’t think they’re worried about it😬

  • @carlcarl4287
    @carlcarl4287 2 года назад +481

    List of Man Qualities my bf must have:
    -beautiful dark eyes
    -strong, muscled legs
    -tongue that can catch bugs out of the air
    -prime lilypad real estate
    -frog. be a frog.

    • @sydneybodenstein928
      @sydneybodenstein928 2 года назад +16

      As someone who’s obsessed with frogs I agree with this

    • @captainofthelosercruiser7355
      @captainofthelosercruiser7355 2 года назад +61

      prince naveen on his way to ur house rn

    • @butteredkoi
      @butteredkoi 2 года назад +20

      @@captainofthelosercruiser7355 prince naveen is lowkey hot tho /hj

    • @idiomatic444
      @idiomatic444 2 года назад +10

      @@butteredkoi after he gets over most of his arrogance, yes

    • @captaincaspian42
      @captaincaspian42 2 года назад +6

      Prince Naveen: 👀

  • @camm5245
    @camm5245 2 года назад +92

    This is literally MBTI for people who've never seen the outdoors

  • @tuntehund
    @tuntehund 2 года назад +690

    what an accomplishment! this guy deserves the most noble award there is. i cant even begin to remember how many times i have had the misfortune of interacting with some seemingly unsolvable women. hats off to this brave fellow! he’s done it!!!

    • @ralphwilsin
      @ralphwilsin 2 года назад +22

      Women don't need to be solved! I would change nothing about women! I LOVE women!!!

    • @dolphinman9896
      @dolphinman9896 2 года назад +32

      @@ralphwilsin y'know they're being sarcastic, right?

    • @Moomoo000
      @Moomoo000 2 года назад +31

      @@ralphwilsin we love women yes but op was being sarcastic

    • @tuntehund
      @tuntehund 2 года назад +1

      @@Moomoo000 yeah i was, women are great

    • @MOTHHMAN
      @MOTHHMAN 2 года назад +19

      @@ralphwilsin this is so wholesome omg yes we love women here

  • @comradepeggyhill9085
    @comradepeggyhill9085 2 года назад +66

    he’s right to find the hawtness rating of a WOC you have to use the quadratic formula and find her matching slope intercept

  • @cookingwithsilence
    @cookingwithsilence 2 года назад +66

    Oh god he said a woman's biggest negative emotion is fear??? And I, being a person who believes 99% of statements expose us for our true bias. He's essentially confirming that woman in his life fear him.... poor guy

  • @ItsDarkHUD
    @ItsDarkHUD 2 года назад +581

    the objectification of women is just insane. most men do not see women as people, but objects that have to be up to their standard to perform correctly.

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot 2 года назад +6

      I wouldn’t say most men. Across my life, they’re in the minority.

    • @coolgillsman8014
      @coolgillsman8014 2 года назад +16

      @@_letstartariot I don’t know. A lot of this isn’t so overt. Nowadays people are being way more open about their negative feelings towards women but the low key stuff has been at least somewhat normalized for a very long time. It’s something that is taught but usually not on an obvious level. Sometimes it’s something everyone is expected to roll with and it’s in the background such as chore distributions in households and childcare responsibilities that keep women at home. It’s the stereotypes about being overly emotional and the way society shames men for doing literally anything seen even so much as as feminine adjacent. Men aren’t taught to value feminine qualities and often are taught to outright reject those traits in themselves. It’s not always as obvious as a rating scale, although that too was very much normalized and still is in certain circles. I think the dehumanization runs deep and even women can begin to devalue and dehumanize themselves and other women because of how women are portrayed overall. Society doesn’t treat traits decided to be “feminine” as useful or positive unless those qualities are used in service to others, usually inside the home with those traits directed specifically at a husband and children. Not all men, yeah, that’s obvious. Great men exist, yes. Most men, I don’t think, are mask off women haters, but low key misogyny has been instilled as a normal way of life. It just benefits men, who happen to also be mainly blind the the effects, more than it benefits the women who buy into it.

    • @ItsDarkHUD
      @ItsDarkHUD 2 года назад +1

      @@coolgillsman8014 100% agree with you

  • @justine5077
    @justine5077 2 года назад +78

    why does this rating of women feel like the plot of a YA novel or fanfic au lol

  • @gerbenrasing
    @gerbenrasing 2 года назад +154

    Imagine dating someone and thinking: "yeah this is a 7, pretty good but there is room for improvement." Shouldn't you always think that your girlfriend is a 10/10?

    • @val141_
      @val141_ 2 года назад +11

      Not in toxic relationships like this guy called dan would be in. As an example, my bf wouldn't even rate me as a 1/10. After many arguments we just broke up lol. Honestly I don't even know why he decided to go for someone he didn't even like. But I'm alright now, living my best life out there.
      Ladies, don't stay in relationships that just doesn't work for the sake of avoiding controversy. You'll feel better without some guy making you feel like you're not a human.
      Edit: I forgot to say I'm nonbinary, which might've affected his viewpoint but I didn't even look androgynous.

    • @Leig5H0T
      @Leig5H0T 2 года назад +2

      I mean everyone has flaws. It's kinda unrealistic to think your girlfriend would be a perfect human being because that doesn't exist. Although 7 is a little low because that's a C grade. Definitely should atleast be 9

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 2 года назад +17

      @@Leig5H0T I don't think 10/10 means perfection, I think it means perfect with the way they are

    • @sicsempertyrannus6685
      @sicsempertyrannus6685 2 года назад +2

      @@Leig5H0T you should be rating people with letters or numbers or anything wtf

    • @Leig5H0T
      @Leig5H0T 2 года назад

      @@sicsempertyrannus6685 no i shouldn't

  • @midnight.ash11
    @midnight.ash11 2 года назад +69

    rating people by numbers has got to be the worst thing ever, like its just not possible to really rate a person, people have so many qualities to just put that down to a single number is just so stupid

    • @j1430
      @j1430 2 года назад +15

      i think it’s personally dehumanizing to either gender. Like attractiveness and people in general being put on a number makes no sense, it’s too arbitrary and at worst uses problematic beauty standards which often changes depending on the time period.
      like why are real human beings which all have physical flaws and imperfections be put on a fucking numerical scale what??3$:$&:

  • @milly7787
    @milly7787 2 года назад +107

    He's literally pairing the Big Five personality traits (a genuine thing from psychological trait theory) with numbers bro what the fuck 😭 This makes ZERO sense as your appearance has very little influence on your personality (except how people have treated you because of it throughout your life) AND it is highly subjective so this "system" is inherently flawed.

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 2 года назад +1

      Yes I think looks can distort perception though your looks open the door for someone to take the time to get to know you further, also very good looking people are allowed to have worse personalities or a lack of one and still be popular etc..

    • @vikli5966
      @vikli5966 2 года назад +2

      I KNOW LMFAOOOO I DIED WHEN HE BROUGHT OUT THE BIG FIVE… at this point bro is making up a personality system of his own

  • @cicadathegod8277
    @cicadathegod8277 2 года назад +37

    This is the longest set up to a 7 ate 9 joke I’ve ever heard

  • @ludovicatirone4304
    @ludovicatirone4304 2 года назад +90

    The way he talks about women and their arbitrary scale sounds like the enneagram: "women who are a 6 tend to be more free, while women who are a 7 or 8 are more pragmatic and ingenious". Genuinely sounds like the horoscope lmao
    Edit: okay nick literally mentioned it 5 seconds later im grad we are on the same page

    • @hagelslag9312
      @hagelslag9312 2 года назад +3

      I've seen many men joke and shit on women who enjoy astrology, but how is this any different? Rating with 7's and speaking of alpha males and shit.

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 2 года назад

      @@hagelslag9312 no literally so true

    • @vikli5966
      @vikli5966 2 года назад +3

      it’s fucking hilarious I kept connecting the numbers to enneagram in my head and he mentioned it immediately 💀 a lot of the older theory descriptions for enneagram types sound just like him too in describing the type in women

  • @magstpwk
    @magstpwk 2 года назад +29

    "Most hit the wall" oh you mean like men when they're angry, Dan?

  • @kitthew
    @kitthew 2 года назад +38

    also applying personality traits to people based on their physical attributes is quite literally rooted in eugenics✨✨✨✨

  • @clevernickname8095
    @clevernickname8095 2 года назад +113

    Reading this as an adult these types of posts are both hilarious and sad. But insecure 12 year old me would absolutely take everything this guy said to heart. Please continue to bully these posts so no one ever takes them seriously ever again

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 2 года назад +116

    If this guy dated someone, I feel like he cares about her appearance not just for his arbitrary reasons but because he also cares what other people thinks he has. You expect me to believe this guy has healthy relationships and is secure with himself? This is not written like someone who knows what he wants, no normal guy (or any person) does this lol.
    I wonder what this guy rates himself and if a higher score also means higher neurotisism for men. Which I doubt.

  • @icedbergamot
    @icedbergamot 2 года назад +95

    Man really thought he did something by making a Dewey Decimal Woman Rating System huh

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal 2 года назад

      hahdhah that's so funny noo

    • @aadreein
      @aadreein 2 года назад +4

      Oh, damn. I love 7.78s (Specific fields and special kinds of photography). can't believe this dude was right and 7s are better than 8s (music, which I did not study). smh

  • @davidroark8639
    @davidroark8639 2 года назад +89

    Oh my God, not even a mathematics major with a PhD could learn this sorcery.

  • @jl4260
    @jl4260 2 года назад +30

    This is like angel numbers for misogynists.

  • @courtney2578
    @courtney2578 2 года назад +54

    I know men like this are the loud minority but goddamn does this make me absolutely horrified at current dating pool

    • @frogofalltime
      @frogofalltime 2 года назад +2

      literally like why is there a whole manual and subscription box, just be a normal person 😭

    • @chilichinashop
      @chilichinashop 2 года назад

      I know this is random, but we follow similar people! How cool~

  • @octorift2869
    @octorift2869 2 года назад +80

    hes rating women acting like he isnt a -1/10 himself

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 2 года назад +5

      1?? You’re too generous

    • @octorift2869
      @octorift2869 2 года назад +8

      @@sourgreendolly7685 negative one

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 2 года назад +8

      -100

    • @vector3d654
      @vector3d654 2 года назад +4

      U can't even include him in the rating....

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 2 года назад

      Is he 6 foot and 6 figures hopefully not because I'm not 5"2" or 125 pounds lol

  • @KTr0ck
    @KTr0ck 2 года назад +89

    the fact that there are ppl out there who genuinely believe this horseshit is utterly baffling to me

  • @KhanaHatake
    @KhanaHatake 2 года назад +26

    Things women want: 1) Respect 2) Kindness
    Things women don't want: 1) Dan.

    • @kat-nd3un
      @kat-nd3un 2 года назад +2

      my abusive ex-fiancé was named Dan... so that checks out 😂

  • @MaxMcNultyYouTube
    @MaxMcNultyYouTube 2 года назад +41

    I don’t think this dude has ever met a woman and for everyone’s sake I hope he never does.

  • @CactusBrook
    @CactusBrook 2 года назад +30

    Nick I loved this video so much. But as a woman, I am now in immense fear and panic due to my big emotions overwhelming my tiny woman brain

  • @darkeimp555
    @darkeimp555 2 года назад +91

    "Make yourself bigger than you are" is this dating advice or advice on what to do when a bear walks into your campsite?! 🤣
    Someone should tell Dan that tactic is meant to scare things away, and let me tell you, it'll definitely work on women lol
    Also I must say I only just found out you do music but I love it! I finally signed up for spotify for the first time so I could pre-save your song. I hope it does well!

    • @nurturingcompassion
      @nurturingcompassion 2 года назад +5

      Yes, Bears and women. Same set of rules.
      🐻💁‍♀️
      - Don’t disturb us while we are sleeping
      - Never get between us and our cubs
      - Protect your snacks by keeping them locked away
      - Never run. Running away will only provoke us more

  • @jooleary9217
    @jooleary9217 2 года назад +27

    this guy is actually fucking insane…..like seriously one of the most confusing yet concerning things i’ve ever read.

  • @YoBGS
    @YoBGS 2 года назад +37

    Unless his solution is to become a monk and take himself out of society to minimize the damage he's doing to the world... he's gonna have to try again.

    • @SuperRat420
      @SuperRat420 2 года назад

      Nah man cause even doing that contributes to the notion that women and desire only cause problems. Every voluntary celibate is a misogynist in reality

  • @whitneyjameson1849
    @whitneyjameson1849 2 года назад +20

    My favorite thing about "making yourself seem bigger than you are" is that I worked nights for a few years during college (and a little bit after) and there were times where people would ask me, "Don't you get scared walking around campus at night?" And I would always tell them, "No, but if I ever do get scared, my plan is to just wave my arms around and make myself seem bigger than I really am."

  • @thelastchannelonyoutube
    @thelastchannelonyoutube 2 года назад +204

    Please tell me this is satire, please tell me there’s not a real life person who calls himself “Speed Read Dan”, who has a profile pic with glowing red eyes, who crushes on Lauren Southern of all people, and thinks he’s in a position to give dating advice. Please tell me this is a elaborate joke at the expense of overly online men.

    • @nurturingcompassion
      @nurturingcompassion 2 года назад +3

      I’m begging!!

    • @erina2600
      @erina2600 2 года назад +2

      It’s just so unbelievable that it feels like satire - likee sureeeely a real person doesn’t actually act like this

    • @mayamartinez9654
      @mayamartinez9654 2 года назад +1

      nah if you looks at his twitter account its somehow worse that this thread

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops 2 года назад +43

    Im so glad this man was able to explain myself to me.

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 2 года назад

      This is the reason women wrote feminist books in 60s and 70s because men thought they had them all figured out so they had to write books just to dispel the myths 🤦

  • @themagicknightress7132
    @themagicknightress7132 2 года назад +184

    Saw somewhere that men are likely to rate women as more attractive than average and women to rate men as less attractive than average. Some people may say that that’s because women have higher standards and un unrealistic idea of what the average man looks like, but I think it’s bc men generally aren’t as attractive as women and are less likely to put effort into their appearance

    • @faithgreen9115
      @faithgreen9115 2 года назад

      @Moon Relate being bi in high school is only pursuing women cause the men are too crusty

    • @shannonb4011
      @shannonb4011 2 года назад +1

      @Moon Relate ouuuu what ships on AO3? Lol

    • @shannonb4011
      @shannonb4011 2 года назад +2

      @Moon Relate excellent choices 👌 👏 There was quite a lot of Big Four stuff out at the time. I recently fell back into the void with several Milkavich fics from Shameless

    • @r.d826
      @r.d826 2 года назад +31

      I think it's also because "we know better"? I don't know how to say it, but when I see a woman, I am almost immediately attracted to her in a way that I feel that women are shinier, nicer, they are just like stars in the sky. But for men, I don't dare rank them high unless I know them or feel a certain way about them? Like Nick, maybe if I met him in the street I would rate him as an average man. But watching his videos, seeing how he thinks, and what he shows us make him be a full-on perfect man for me, like a 10/10 no doubt possible. I just think women tend to be more critical of men because we are scared about who they really are, at least that's what I think

    • @s...5885
      @s...5885 2 года назад +1

      real

  • @kam.kami.kamryn
    @kam.kami.kamryn 2 года назад +21

    the taking up space tip I actually find super helpful… my simple brain couldn’t comprehend most of this advice, but this tip I will utilize. when I see a man start to raise his arms and plant his feet firmly, I’ll know that he is the man for me 👍🏾

  • @user-hr6lo8yt6x
    @user-hr6lo8yt6x 2 года назад +12

    love that they don't even stop at integers but gotta go to tenths too

  • @Kelgore
    @Kelgore 2 года назад +11

    i love how he got fractal at 8.2. like u thought you had to memorize 10 types of women? nah its actually 100 different types from 0.1-9.9

  • @chupawup4517
    @chupawup4517 2 года назад +20

    I am once again happy you uploaded, and once again depressed that women are treated like this. Genuinely scared of dating bcus of dudes like these.

  • @connoraltier7081
    @connoraltier7081 2 года назад +264

    The weird thing about ‘fair’ as a descriptor for a woman is that it technically means shes white/pale. So its not actually a compliment, its just calling her white

    • @caffe1n8ed
      @caffe1n8ed 2 года назад +29

      “The paler sex” 💀💀💀😂😂

    • @shart8008
      @shart8008 2 года назад

      i love my bitches anemic and on their period 😍😍

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 2 года назад

      I used to hate being fair skinned but now I'm ok with it I had to put make up on for my skin and I could never find the right shade lol

    • @ysaysaysaysa
      @ysaysaysaysa 2 года назад +10

      I think he meant the gentler sex? The fact that he got the word fair mixed up with gentler kinda shows what he thinks of white people thiugh

    • @afckingegg7585
      @afckingegg7585 2 года назад +21

      No, this use of "fair" just means prettier. It's an older use of the word.

  • @willmax95
    @willmax95 2 года назад +26

    Do another one! This thread was awesome, this guy really knows how women work, better than they know themselves.

    • @willmax95
      @willmax95 2 года назад +14

      /sarcasm (in case anyone didnt catch it)

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 2 года назад +2

      He's like Mel Gibson he knows what we want lol

  • @princecaspian03
    @princecaspian03 2 года назад +45

    This man really put ‘hawt’ and ‘fairer’ in the same tweet and expected to be taken seriously lol
    Edit: I finished the video, it gets so much worse

  • @foxxxyg
    @foxxxyg 2 года назад +20

    As a trans dude who transitioned later in life, I feel like I have a unique perspective on this. Most gay men want someone who is good at communicating, on the same page generally about boundaries in a relationship and goals in life, funny, and sexually compatible. Shockingly, it seems like most straight women want the same thing. I have been with several men who follow these weird Dan rules or some version of them and every single relationship with one devolved into full blown abuse whether it was a gay or straight relationship. I am not sure why these dudes are so prevalent and seem to garner a following. It's like a weird abuse cult thing, not a genuine attempt at helping men find good partners.

  • @goldensloth7
    @goldensloth7 2 года назад +32

    i didnt know the 1-10 girl attractiveness scale was the dude version of the zodiac

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 2 года назад

      whaddabut a 7.5 or 8.5

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 2 года назад +1

      oh noooo nick just made my joke

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 2 года назад +3

      oh dear this video is hurting my soul

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 2 года назад +1

      That's Alpha, sigma, and beta

    • @s...5885
      @s...5885 2 года назад +5

      atleast zodiac isn't dehumanizing and degrading

  • @floppedowl
    @floppedowl 2 года назад +16

    Heyy!! I can finally hear! Nice wording

  • @DMO-DMO-DMO
    @DMO-DMO-DMO 2 года назад +21

    I thought it was pretty bad, and then he said KNOWN WHITE NATIONALIST LAUREN SOUTHERN IS A 7
    WAT

    • @leahbeth8335
      @leahbeth8335 2 года назад +10

      That definitely tracks with the creepy eugenicist vibe of this whole thing.

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 2 года назад +10

      @@leahbeth8335 yeah they're really into.... "assigning numbers" to people 😬

  • @patrickwoodward2668
    @patrickwoodward2668 2 года назад +8

    “This sounds like a eugenics, racism thing” My guy name dropped Lauren Southern at the top, it is absolutely a eugenics, racism thing

  • @chai991
    @chai991 2 года назад +16

    im feeling so solved rn! thank you !!

  • @whoaskedforyouropinion5473
    @whoaskedforyouropinion5473 2 года назад +15

    ...lists...
    yup as a female i love keeping a list on the perfect person- who probably will never exist if i actually had one-

  • @zeecaptain42
    @zeecaptain42 2 года назад +5

    My Jewish friend always says "when they got a solution to your people group: You gonna have a bad time."

  • @NatTheNewt
    @NatTheNewt 2 года назад +10

    I think it's fine to have lists
    -smells nice
    -treats servers well
    -smokes weed
    -not british

  • @maximumbees
    @maximumbees 2 года назад +8

    "you gotta talk about the nonbinary babes if youre talking about 7's" finally some validation

  • @NateBeeman
    @NateBeeman 2 года назад +16

    I made the mistake of going to his twitter and he has this insane thread that is ostensibly about Barbie, but goes to some weird racist places.

  • @peekaloo12
    @peekaloo12 2 года назад +6

    8:25 Holy crap, this dude legit used the OCEAN five-factor model to try and back up his weird PUA stuff

  • @Crystalcreates33
    @Crystalcreates33 2 года назад +13

    if these guys believe being a woman is so “fair” and “better” then why dont they just transition and live their life as women? some food for thought

  • @ellie_nard
    @ellie_nard 2 года назад +7

    It's honestly just wild that he took the time out of his day to construct all of this

  • @Vickynger
    @Vickynger 2 года назад +2

    i just know that lauren southern is absolutely livid that this guy ranked her as only a 7 lol the way he phrased it like he was giving her some grand compliment... this is too good! thank you for the entertainment! almost makes me miss twitter

  • @officialsprunt
    @officialsprunt 2 года назад +5

    "Cleopatra spoke at least 9 languages" is the most American thing to get excited about lmfao and also likely exaggerated. (Only one source to back up that claim, she definitely spoke more than one language though and was the first ruler in her dynasty to learn Egyptian, so that's pretty sweet). It's like when Americans meet someone from Europe who knows more than one language and their shocked, but yeah being in an environment where it's easier to navigate being multilingual *surprisingly* makes being multilingual more common lol

  • @JustHarperGray
    @JustHarperGray 2 года назад +7

    I’m sad to say I have a list… 1) a nice person (not to be confused with the “nice guy”) 2) must love dogs and all animals. That’s it.

  • @awang8987
    @awang8987 2 года назад +3

    How does he get so precise with the ratings and expect them to be universal ??

  • @Cherry-li6nk
    @Cherry-li6nk 2 года назад +3

    even knowing that it’s bs, it still makes me feel a little insecure ngl

  • @xythrial
    @xythrial 2 года назад +3

    Dude is actually insane

  • @Illysi
    @Illysi 2 года назад +3

    “This isn’t the enneagram” this made me laugh so hard, and it’s then followed by this guy listing character traits. I just imagine a girl reading this being like “hmmm am I a 7, 8, or 9?”

  • @vogelvrouw
    @vogelvrouw 2 года назад +10

    I do have a list,
    1 nice person
    2 respects women
    3 thats it

    • @anthrohuman8272
      @anthrohuman8272 2 года назад +3

      I have a list too but that’s cause I’m autistic and keep accidentally friendzoning people I actually like cause idk how social interactions work and a list cues me into thinking of people as potential romance partner lol 😂 it’s weird but also just about being basically decent human people lol

  • @kquinnvandevelde1384
    @kquinnvandevelde1384 2 года назад +8

    "a woman's default negative emotion is fear" I think he is mixing up being a woman with having an anxiety disorder.

  • @savannahstargaze
    @savannahstargaze 2 года назад +9

    watching this in the break room at work with a taco bell crunch wrap 👍🏻

  • @SleepyCatSundries
    @SleepyCatSundries 2 года назад +9

    I think everyone should have to take a twitter license test or something, as a society I don't think we can handle any more twitter threads by dudes who are obsessed with eugenics lore

  • @peachy_lili
    @peachy_lili 2 года назад +7

    dude @13:00 just didn't hear himself saying that women who are 8s are generally women who can afford to take super good care of themselves when pregnant and after.. i.e.. rich women

  • @Aidan_ODonnell
    @Aidan_ODonnell 2 года назад +4

    I’d assume PUA stands for Pick-Up Artists

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 2 года назад +18

    I like to think this guy just doesn't know how to talk to women at all, let alone ones he finds very attractive so he makes up all these arbitrary things justifying why he can't talk to them. There are reasons people don't go up to attractive people, you don't have to make it sound like it's because of some mathematical or statistical thing. It makes me believe he's a lot more insecure. Imagine meeting someone you find attractive and you reject them for being too hot. Who does that lol. I don't believe for a second that he's been in any healthy relationship with a woman if he's been in one at all.
    Regardless of what you're partner looks like- whether or not you think they're too hot for you (which is something you need to work on), people in healthy relationships would probably think their partner is very very attractive, but that's not what's holding them together nor is it always what brought them together. They're not going to say, "I'm glad I married a 7 instead of a 9, 9s are too complicated to deal with." "I knew she and I were going to match well because she's an 8.5." If you focus this much on looks in dating or relationships, that's just a sad existence. Thinking looks has this much correlation and causation over their personality or behavior is pathetic. And these same people who follow this type of content will complain about girls rejecting them because they're "too ugly", "too poor", or aren't 6'4.5". Yeah buddy, if someone you thought was a 4 went up to you, you'd act totally different.... And you don't have to force yourself to find someone attractive, but it's not always bad to date outside your usual type.

  • @pikes_panic
    @pikes_panic 2 года назад +13

    Why are his numbers so specific?

  • @skinsey85
    @skinsey85 2 года назад +5

    Anytime I hear of someone rating other humans it makes me think of elementary school and how we used to play M.A.S.H or play with cootie catchers. Just completely ridiculous childish nonsense that means absolutely nothing and is the most pointless thing but extremely entertaining for those with underdeveloped brains who have nothing but time to waste 🤣

  • @KJ-a_a
    @KJ-a_a 2 года назад +4

    I enjoyed this video a lot. Nick seems to have more energy than normal

  • @arlon4389
    @arlon4389 2 года назад +6

    The audio works!

  • @teeleaf9252
    @teeleaf9252 2 года назад +9

    This dude just took astrology for men to a whole new level.
    Edit : wow you literally just pointed that out as I typed this comment.

  • @Casperlasperdasper.
    @Casperlasperdasper. 2 года назад +12

    As a nonbinary babe, i can confirm that all of us are decimals (for example i am 2.4, other nonnbinary babes are usually 10.2s or higher)
    (We are also open to fractions. Go wild)
    (Edit, we’re also open for percentages but please be respectful as we all collectively pass around a single braincell that is responsible for mathematical equations.)

    • @frogofalltime
      @frogofalltime 2 года назад

      as a fellow non binary babe I feel I should add that percentages are acceptable also, but only respectfully (math is hard for us)

    • @Casperlasperdasper.
      @Casperlasperdasper. 2 года назад

      @@frogofalltime ah, i should have taken percentages into consideration.. well, i’ll have to add that in!

    • @Leig5H0T
      @Leig5H0T 2 года назад

      10.2 isn't non binary it includes a 1 and a 0 💀

    • @Casperlasperdasper.
      @Casperlasperdasper. 2 года назад

      @@Leig5H0T oh my god you’re right
      Uh..
      UHH..

  • @Evelyn_Okay
    @Evelyn_Okay 2 года назад +1

    Does he not realize that every single person has a individualized perspective on their version of what a "perfect 10" is?

  • @metamorphony8834
    @metamorphony8834 2 года назад +3

    Dude dropped off of medieval times and first thing he does is reinvent a bible on twitter

  • @kam.kami.kamryn
    @kam.kami.kamryn 2 года назад +1

    Why is this the fifth time I’ve gotten an essentia water ad on one of your videos? IT’S ONLY TAP!

  • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
    @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 2 года назад +6

    know how ppl say that alpha/beta/omega is the horoscope for wacky men? this shit is like some enneagram-mbti-wtfishappening hybrid.

    • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
      @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 2 года назад +3

      bro wtf i posted this right before nick said basically the same thing…

  • @psid9907
    @psid9907 2 года назад +3

    "I'm a man completely dissociated from the actual world, please read my delusions in written form. They are very scientific and real."

  • @EmyN
    @EmyN 2 года назад +6

    Also, Cleopatra may not actually been beautiful, or at least not our idea of beauty nowadays, there is a coin of her face and people flipped out (no pun intended) because she wasn't "beautiful", as if it's impossible that she just might have been this smart and charming woman that gained people's favor with her wit and not necessarily her physical appearance, the image that we have of her as this "seductive temptress" might have been smear campaign by her enemies to discredit her

  • @goldensloth7
    @goldensloth7 2 года назад +40

    totally off topic: buti wish they didn't make female olympic athletes wear like full ballroom dancing makeup

    • @fatfurie
      @fatfurie 2 года назад +3

      they dont.. some just do