The Dumbest Ways To Play Hearts Of Iron

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  • @jampert3656
    @jampert3656 2 месяца назад +539

    Also there is another usa strategy where you withdraw from the naval treaties and get japan to declare war on you. Then you release all your colonies (puerto rico, hawaii and marshall islands) as puppets to stop france and the UK from declaring war. Then you core alaska which makes attu island a core, and then japan will naval invade. Since you've lost core territory you can activate the homeland defence emergency act which removes the depression, gives you extensive conscription and war economy. This can be done in 1936, then you just have to invade japan.

    • @PurelyAJD
      @PurelyAJD 2 месяца назад +21

      SLOP

    • @roguejoe
      @roguejoe 2 месяца назад +47

      AND since you have fuel beyond fuel, you can lend lease it to china to gain war score.

    • @blep129
      @blep129 2 месяца назад +7

      @@roguejoeThey patched the fuel thing, it doesn’t contribute much to war score anymore unfortunately

    • @roguejoe
      @roguejoe 2 месяца назад +6

      @@blep129 Nooooooo

  • @TheMaverick166
    @TheMaverick166 2 месяца назад +408

    The Albanian strategy doesn’t perfectly work, because Italy is still at war with Ethiopia, meaning the AI puts its navy out.

  • @s0lsticefr4
    @s0lsticefr4 2 месяца назад +108

    If you want to defeat Japan early as the US, you can abuse the naval treaties to have them declare war on you in like 1936.
    I don't know if it still works tho.

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 2 месяца назад +6

      Pretty sure it still does, although you'll need to release Puerto Rico or else France will also declare on you and help wrecks your pacific convoys

    • @s0lsticefr4
      @s0lsticefr4 2 месяца назад

      @@equilintogo5378 just tested and neither Japan nor Italy gets the wargoal but France and the UK still does.
      So you can still gets rid of the Great depression in 1936 and cap France in early 1937 but you have to wait until Japan declares on China to invade them

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 месяца назад +13

    US: We protest the Japanese invasion of China!
    Hirohito: We're invading China!?

  • @SirJeffry
    @SirJeffry 2 месяца назад +279

    GIVE US THE DAMN RAT
    JOIN THE RATOLUTION!!!
    🐀🐀🐀

  • @Jacob-vg2hh
    @Jacob-vg2hh 2 месяца назад +103

    The reason why those 4 divisions didnt go in the albania strat is because theyre going to a port. When there is a war, you can naval invade your allies or in countrues with military access and it is considered transferring troops. Now obv when you do this normally, the troops go from port to port, and so when the military accessed country then goes to war with you, the troops that were "transferring" to the port via naval invasion say "oh this is an enemy, i cant go there" and go back. Meanwhile the troops "transferring" via naval invasion to a non-port dont have this gane rule applied to them and so they just go and go and go
    Tl:DR, just set the landing of all your troops around the port and not on it for them to not retreat

    • @RK-cj4oc
      @RK-cj4oc 2 месяца назад +1

      Omfg thank you so much for this explanation.

  • @rytedas
    @rytedas 2 месяца назад +51

    Bro just replicating the entire campaign of World in Conflict in HoI4

    • @xobismarckox
      @xobismarckox 2 месяца назад +3

      Was thinking the same :D

  • @abush325ix
    @abush325ix 2 месяца назад +35

    Not sure if Paradox patched it, but there is a cheesy way to naval invade the UK as Italy. During the Ethiopia war, start mining the three sea zones around the isles and wait until they are at the max to finish the war. In every game I tried this, the AI didn’t bother to clear the mines since they are at peace and it makes opposing the royal navy much easier.
    Edit: The ability to mine should apply to any sea zone while you are at war, so you could do this to the US or Japan if you wanted to invade them as well.

    • @lorenzmaut3708
      @lorenzmaut3708 2 месяца назад +25

      Italian fishing boats surrounding great Britain with explosives, this game is a flawless masterpiece.

  • @cadzilla
    @cadzilla 2 месяца назад +13

    dumbest way to play is just booting the game up, at the point you've lost

  • @dwaynechapman812
    @dwaynechapman812 2 месяца назад +14

    Alright boy 6:44 , get on this boat and swim across the world to Rome, yes Rome, they won’t expect this

  • @jermymckee6023
    @jermymckee6023 2 месяца назад +1085

    Day 2 of asking ISP to collab with Drew and Alex one last time

    • @Tzoga-gn3ci
      @Tzoga-gn3ci 2 месяца назад +45

      Drew Durnil?

    • @jermymckee6023
      @jermymckee6023 2 месяца назад +55

      @@Tzoga-gn3ci yep, I'm leaving comments on his channels as well

    • @BlueBonnieTexas
      @BlueBonnieTexas 2 месяца назад +98

      @@jermymckee6023He’s not coming back to Hoi4.

    • @Yippie_Antartica
      @Yippie_Antartica 2 месяца назад +26

      What abt bitt3rsteel?

    • @BlueBonnieTexas
      @BlueBonnieTexas 2 месяца назад +18

      @@Yippie_Antartica Sure, go for it.

  • @emmiannon1266
    @emmiannon1266 2 месяца назад +20

    0:51 thats just part of the mainland, the top of the map just cuts it off

  • @smokey3031
    @smokey3031 2 месяца назад +66

    What even is a Sorrow Production?

    • @angar2028
      @angar2028 2 месяца назад +10

      Like a source provider

    • @aaronfine734
      @aaronfine734 2 месяца назад +13

      A sad person producing something?

    • @DuisteinAffe-qo4ie
      @DuisteinAffe-qo4ie 2 месяца назад +6

      internet service provider

  • @a_4_year_old411
    @a_4_year_old411 2 месяца назад +6

    Here's an odd trick I found out recently but didn't test it's extent; You can delete missiles from missile bases, and respawn them in Airbases to be used, cause they go to stockpile. This way you can
    1. Stockpile missiles
    2. Fire missiles from closer airfields
    3. (untested yet) Cause they're now Strat bombers from the AF, they *should* be able to drop nukes

    • @whonow3486
      @whonow3486 2 месяца назад +1

      Holy shit missile nuke, can’t believe we got ICBMs before we got a new Germany focus tree

  • @Meridian_Prime
    @Meridian_Prime 2 месяца назад

    When I play total conversion mods I usually ask around to see if they have the equivalent of France to be paradropped to, that will making smaller nations so much easier...

  • @jestemzpolski8558
    @jestemzpolski8558 2 месяца назад +6

    World in conflict. 1936 edition. Produced by ubiSLOP

  • @Elgato624-d8v
    @Elgato624-d8v 2 месяца назад +3

    0:56 I think they’re talking about the Chukotka Autonomous Okrug

  • @fredrikkirderf2907
    @fredrikkirderf2907 2 месяца назад +2

    I did the mil-access trick by accident the first time I invaded the UK I was waiting to join the war because I wans't ready when I saw my troops in the middle of the North Sea

  • @mono4on
    @mono4on 2 месяца назад +8

    Austrian Australia?! What will they think of next?

  • @Picosaurus
    @Picosaurus 2 месяца назад +3

    Soviet naval invasion of Seattle, ie the “World in Conflict” strat.

  • @VirtueInEternity
    @VirtueInEternity 2 месяца назад +1

    not gonna lie, love this channel. it’s super chill and got me back to watching you, really cool

  • @phishe1631
    @phishe1631 2 месяца назад +19

    it's interesting how all of them are "as x nation invade y nation as soon as possible"

    • @ТимоФейк
      @ТимоФейк 2 месяца назад +9

      This is just the only thing you do at this game

  • @captdude81
    @captdude81 2 месяца назад +1

    I swear. Every time I feel like I found most the buttons in this game, I watch a video, and 30 more I didn't know about show up.

  • @Rainbow_Aza
    @Rainbow_Aza 2 месяца назад

    If you do policy of collective security you can get military access through all the major democracies, then you can naval invede using the naval invasion glitch (naval invade, launch the invasion before declaring war next to a port, and then declare as theyre about to land)

  • @enterplaz3982
    @enterplaz3982 2 месяца назад +23

    Day 1052 of asking ISorrow to collab with ISorrowProduction and ISP.

  • @actuallyaveryniceguy1771
    @actuallyaveryniceguy1771 2 месяца назад +3

    One "strat" I'd like to say I invented is to do an early war with the soviets as japan over the sakhalin island and do a naval invasion of leningrad. You could probably do a naval invasion from italy but I sent my invasion all the way from hiroshima. It took me 5 tries because the soviets always have garrisons in leningrad with a level 3 coastal fort but if you manage to build a port in one of the other provinces you can win easily in 1938 with a few collabs and capturing vladivostok

    • @lycan6432
      @lycan6432 2 месяца назад +2

      you can also invade USA as japan, by naval invading into alaska, building a port, then naval invading the northwest. incredibly scuffed however, and you will lose half your destroyers and convoys

    • @actuallyaveryniceguy1771
      @actuallyaveryniceguy1771 2 месяца назад +3

      Put half of your destroyers on convoy escort around japan and ypu wont lose a single convoy actually. The US usually keeps a decent chunk of their navy in the atlantic so the japanese starting navy on strike force can beat anything they try to use

  • @moinsenmittag8683
    @moinsenmittag8683 2 месяца назад

    The monroe doctrine worked via event before too, the usa just had to complete a certain focus for that.

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 2 месяца назад +3

    ISP this is the 5th time you shown a "dumb way to play HoI4" to the class.

  • @charleswinter2224
    @charleswinter2224 2 месяца назад +1

    i love you islop productions

  • @angrycookie6090
    @angrycookie6090 2 месяца назад +2

    first strategy is literally World in Conflict scenario

  • @suspicious241
    @suspicious241 2 месяца назад +1

    One thing that I found and I am not sure if it still works is you can plan a 2 part naval invasion if you have an ally with military access. Plan the first invasion from home to an allied port, second invasion from that port to the enemy. Assign all units to the second invasion and launch when ready.

    • @stefangroh2354
      @stefangroh2354 2 месяца назад

      doesnt work anymore. you need divisions assigned to plan the invasion. in old versions that doesnt care if there are divisions on naval landing planing, but in newer versions it does....

    • @suspicious241
      @suspicious241 2 месяца назад

      @@stefangroh2354 are you sure? I double checked with a friend we had a Co-op game in march where we used it to naval invade the US from mil access and docking rights in Venezuela as Germany.

  • @PalePinkThink
    @PalePinkThink 2 месяца назад +4

    Ah yes my daily dose of SLOP

  • @glauberglousger956
    @glauberglousger956 2 месяца назад +3

    As the great nation of Tannu Tuva, you can start WW2 by declaring war on Poland and dragging the Soviets in
    Then declare war on Germany, and let them get conquered too
    The great nation of Tannu Tuva decides WW2
    Then you could get membership in the USSR, and get annexed, or...
    Let the USSR go to war with youc and the allies, hold on long enough, then either play as an exiled government, or continue to defend
    Eventually, you get enough war score by the time the war ends, to take a bit of the soviet union

  • @Shonji_Ikori
    @Shonji_Ikori 2 месяца назад +1

    I've seen someone use the military access naval invasion before. I can't remember who it was, but I think it was either HatlessSpider or m3an. I believe you don't even need naval supremacy for it to work and you can declare war the moment before they land. I don't know why your 4 divisions returned to the base you planned from. It might have something to do with the invasion itself not being fully planned before hitting launch but that's just a hypothesis and not one I've tested.

  • @astrobat4142
    @astrobat4142 2 месяца назад +2

    The 4 that went back on the Japan - Italy invasion went back because they were directed on ports!

  • @commandercorl1544
    @commandercorl1544 2 месяца назад +2

    A, 2, and 3, the way of counting in sloppish.

  • @SpartacusTheHumble
    @SpartacusTheHumble 2 месяца назад

    Ive been having issues with the Naval landings as well. in which, I have the supremacy, like shown at 4:42, but then only a fraction of my entire force goes for the landing, and not the entire x amount of divisions I have at the time. For instance, I invade with 24 divs, I separate them by 10, and split them off to attack multiple fronts. But for whatever reason, even tho I have the convoys and supremacy, my entire army sometimes all doesn't go at one time. Idk what is up with that.

  • @leptok3736
    @leptok3736 2 месяца назад +1

    I think they increased the randomness of guaranteeing nations actually declaring war over the guarantee

  • @Bhoenix
    @Bhoenix 2 месяца назад +1

    can't wait to see if m3an can cook something up with that milaccess stuff

  • @ejb626
    @ejb626 2 месяца назад

    *hears Soviet invasion of US*
    I'M LOOKING AT FIGHTER JETS OVER I-95! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH!

  • @powdermcgee267
    @powdermcgee267 2 месяца назад +28

    What about the dumbest ways to post the fabled Victoria 2 Tutorial

  • @El_Presidente_5337
    @El_Presidente_5337 2 месяца назад

    1:00
    I love World in Conflict.

  • @schizophrenia6413
    @schizophrenia6413 2 месяца назад +1

    Ah yes, my favourite minecraft youtuber, WeFunProduction

  • @seigiusjager5763
    @seigiusjager5763 Месяц назад

    My dude just commited World in Conflict in 1936

  • @P1kaSans
    @P1kaSans 2 месяца назад +2

    sloppy cheese man does stupid cheese strats and suffers!

  • @FakeNormalPerson
    @FakeNormalPerson 2 месяца назад +2

    purest slop on YT

  • @crowbarviking3890
    @crowbarviking3890 2 месяца назад +1

    I just like playing Communist USA and take over the Soviets with the press of a button

  • @freedomgoddess
    @freedomgoddess 2 месяца назад

    2 minutes in and isorrow unites panama
    peace at last

  • @nestormakhno18
    @nestormakhno18 2 месяца назад

    ISP: Italy starts at war in Abyssinia. They probably had some ships there for some reason.

  • @mrhonkhonk6116
    @mrhonkhonk6116 2 месяца назад +2

    1:10 YOO world in conflict invasion of seatle

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 2 месяца назад

    Man, seeing the USSR and the USA fighting like this is really making me wish for a Cold War grand strategy game by Paradox. Having the game mostly revolve around economy, proxy wars, spies and sabotage instead of straight up hot warfare sounds like an interesting change of pace. The start date could be 1945 ending in 2000. There's so much interesting stuff you can do there. The Space Race, the Korean and Vietnam Wars, Cuba, messing around in Africa, etc...

  • @xristosimprezas5006
    @xristosimprezas5006 2 месяца назад +1

    Operation Yon-Ju Yon -Go

  • @TheRatattat
    @TheRatattat 2 месяца назад

    Collab with alex drew is a shadow of his former self

  • @chickenzzila
    @chickenzzila 2 месяца назад

    Wake up honey it's slop time

  • @internethardcase
    @internethardcase 2 месяца назад

    if you puppet japan china doesn't take any land from the mainland. did this as Australia lol

  • @Zwijger
    @Zwijger 2 месяца назад

    I don''t think that's meant to be an island, just a weird effect of the map being cut of at the top and the projection being used.

  • @Cyber_kumo
    @Cyber_kumo 2 месяца назад

    Channel should be called "iSlopproductions"

  • @ThreeIrishMen
    @ThreeIrishMen 2 месяца назад +1

    MMMMM STRATS TO GET MORE RATS

  • @Mingolorian
    @Mingolorian 2 месяца назад

    Austrian Australia was great but can you do Australian Austria?

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 2 месяца назад +1

    Lore of The Dumbest Ways To Play Hearts Of Iron momentum 100

  • @trxasalt
    @trxasalt 2 месяца назад +2

    GIVE US THE HEARTS OF MINECRAFT !!!!!!!!

  • @CrazedMonGoos
    @CrazedMonGoos 2 месяца назад

    speed rushing McCarthy nightmares

  • @Tankerdot
    @Tankerdot 2 месяца назад

    SLOP!!!!
    Edit: also I remember watching this strat all them years ago!

  • @darkdragonsoul99
    @darkdragonsoul99 Месяц назад

    That island does exist Diomede Islands they're not that big and the fun part is in the winter the water around them freezes so technically you can get to Russia from the US on foot.

  • @jonnoMoto
    @jonnoMoto 2 месяца назад

    I tried multiple times last night with USSR. Could not get naval supremacy. Maybe luck is involved.
    Did avoid the whole Germany USSR war by wardeccing Germany in 38 (need to speedrun a navy) and taking Konigsberg. When germany take Memel, seemingly half their army teleports there and they get annihilated. They didnt go in on poland like i hoped but NL instead. Over by 40. I reckon theres a lot of scope to cheese it
    edit: there is. Take Denmark early.

  • @ttoo1830
    @ttoo1830 2 месяца назад

    Austrian Australia made my day

  • @huni1939
    @huni1939 2 месяца назад

    One of the hardest strategies in this game is touching grass

  • @ethane830
    @ethane830 2 месяца назад

    WE. DEMAND. THE. RAT.

  • @rogueemerald
    @rogueemerald 2 месяца назад +1

    Mr Sorrow i beseech you to try the Autumn begonia mod!

  • @Dark-cq1sj
    @Dark-cq1sj 2 месяца назад +1

    me when slop

  • @mrmagic37
    @mrmagic37 2 месяца назад

    Nice! Now do armoured car onyl!

  • @Strelnikov403
    @Strelnikov403 2 месяца назад

    Naval Bhutan run when

  • @goji3908
    @goji3908 2 месяца назад +1

    6:11 I think Taureor already figured this naval invasion access out a while back after they patched the OG order 66 exploit

  • @dozer7412
    @dozer7412 2 месяца назад

    The Rat when?

  • @PalePinkThink
    @PalePinkThink 2 месяца назад +2

    Can someone explain the SLOP lore?

  • @absolutelynotlad9nein9
    @absolutelynotlad9nein9 2 месяца назад +1

    Where's the Rat lad

  • @xeanderman6688
    @xeanderman6688 2 месяца назад

    The sloppening continues

  • @themightyhood5922
    @themightyhood5922 2 месяца назад

    Well that was silly

  • @Mrthelazyone
    @Mrthelazyone 2 месяца назад

    Here for my slop

  • @CobraForce007
    @CobraForce007 2 месяца назад

    Don’t STOP the SLOP.

  • @focaccina221
    @focaccina221 2 месяца назад

    I love slop

  • @vanukas8783
    @vanukas8783 2 месяца назад

    Defeating japan is even easier as a communist since you can go straight from Vladivostok

  • @Theplayer-n3n
    @Theplayer-n3n 2 месяца назад

    Ah yes the schizo of iron IV

  • @bigpoppa1234
    @bigpoppa1234 2 месяца назад

    mresteve1989 the best intel agent in the game

  • @oldchannelnotusedanymore
    @oldchannelnotusedanymore 2 месяца назад

    Just click the invasion button before u declare war

  • @corvus1374
    @corvus1374 2 месяца назад

    Can you do the US invasion as Germany?

  • @varklrilskihasegawa9131
    @varklrilskihasegawa9131 2 месяца назад

    Non aligned Israel world conquer when

  • @kingkonut
    @kingkonut 2 месяца назад

    no i like this

  • @watchagameing3031
    @watchagameing3031 2 месяца назад

    oop, W approved

  • @Freshprince15
    @Freshprince15 2 месяца назад

    Collab with bittersteel

  • @impostorsyndrome1350
    @impostorsyndrome1350 2 месяца назад

    How did you get enough air supremacy and expensive asf transport planes as Austria to invade France??? Don't you need like 50 support planes for 1 division? No way you'd get that by normal means before France joins Britain

  • @eyeblech2001
    @eyeblech2001 2 месяца назад

    Why is this tagged as hoi 1? also the word SLOP in the next video should be said like some hard rock band like SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHPPPPPP

  • @scorby2
    @scorby2 2 месяца назад

    play the warcraft mod :)

  • @AhanSalty
    @AhanSalty 2 месяца назад

    I dont know why.....

  • @Spectacular_Chipmunk
    @Spectacular_Chipmunk 2 месяца назад +1

    isorrow needs to oil up

  • @harveyjames9800
    @harveyjames9800 2 месяца назад

    sigma

  • @Kilgorio
    @Kilgorio 2 месяца назад

    wow

  • @confusedmango6557
    @confusedmango6557 2 месяца назад

    ur voice is soo pretty🤤

  • @CaseChronicles69
    @CaseChronicles69 2 месяца назад

    Slop it to me!

  • @emilius6779
    @emilius6779 2 месяца назад

    Learn how to do navy and teach it