Lyrics: Epic rap battles of half life, Doctor Breen VS the Snark BEGIN! Snark's diss: Let me tell you all the story of a crooked puppet master, who blew himself apart in a fiery disaster, you tried to save the earth but slaved the earth throughout the process, betrayed your own kind, sold them out, and fed'em nonsense! im the snark, and i creep, and i crawl through the halls, this old fart, doctor breen, is a geek with no balls! when im thrown on the battlefield everybody cowers, while you've never even seen a battlefield, cause you are a coward! Breen's diss: let me pose this question directly to you, little beetle, if you're a such a good weapon why didnt you make it in the sequal? every Half-Life veteran knows well to avoid you, half the time you attack the poor guy who deployed you, tell me please if you would man, why do you rhyme? you say so little yet somehow waste so much of my time, maybe you should get my private reserves a little chug? im the ruler of the earth! you're just a stupid little bug! Snark's diss: very funny old man, but watch who you call a bug, if i recall you literally get turned into a slug, because you died running from the freeman, pants filled with doodoo, and this bug appears in 2 more Half-Life games than you do! Wallace, Citadel compensating cause your p*nis is the smallest, you couldnt even keep the peace and now your city's lawless! you're nothing but a boring, lame tyrant, im a weapon and an enemy, thats interesting and vibrant. Breen's diss: Okay, my empire fell, but atleast i had a plan, you just explode 15 seconds after leaving someone's hand, and the impact that i left on the series is immeasurable, you're somehow less important than Doctor Magnusson's casserole, im tired of this rap, its such an asinine mismatch, the ruler of the world, and insect trading disstracks, you're clearly not on my level, and you're not worth my time, and i'd rather [killbind] myself than hear that [Snark noises] one more time. Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic rap battles of Half-Life!
1:20 Magnusson's Casserole is the most important catalyst of the Resonance Cascade. The rage brought sabotage. Pretty neat opening, lovely lil snark statues.
Nah bro what the hell is happening with this community? Is this what 16 years without third game in series does to this franchise? But still your animation slaps hard🔥
*This is the most heartfelt rap battle i have ever seen. This made a tear come to my eye, it made me want to piss my pants because how good it was. thank you, this cured my depression. you truly are the best person ever.. if i didnt have you i would have exploded like a snark, thank you. i cant stop thanking you, it made me become a whale because this is so good. thank you sooo much, i am so happy* " i aint readin allat"
Idk about you guys but the snark addressed real issues here as a Xen animal, no less, while Breen just sidestepping it. I admit that was quite a roast, but it was rather boring and disappointing because there's no rebuttal and he's playing the "I am calm and sophisticated therefore I win" game.
I subscribed, that's so cool! The next battle hopefully is Bad Cop from Entropy Zero series versus Swelter protagonist that me and another HL fan are working on!
Lyrics:
Epic rap battles of half life, Doctor Breen VS the Snark
BEGIN!
Snark's diss: Let me tell you all the story of a crooked puppet master, who blew himself apart in a fiery disaster, you tried to save the earth but slaved the earth throughout the process, betrayed your own kind, sold them out, and fed'em nonsense! im the snark, and i creep, and i crawl through the halls, this old fart, doctor breen, is a geek with no balls! when im thrown on the battlefield everybody cowers, while you've never even seen a battlefield, cause you are a coward!
Breen's diss: let me pose this question directly to you, little beetle, if you're a such a good weapon why didnt you make it in the sequal? every Half-Life veteran knows well to avoid you, half the time you attack the poor guy who deployed you, tell me please if you would man, why do you rhyme? you say so little yet somehow waste so much of my time, maybe you should get my private reserves a little chug? im the ruler of the earth! you're just a stupid little bug!
Snark's diss: very funny old man, but watch who you call a bug, if i recall you literally get turned into a slug, because you died running from the freeman, pants filled with doodoo, and this bug appears in 2 more Half-Life games than you do! Wallace, Citadel compensating cause your p*nis is the smallest, you couldnt even keep the peace and now your city's lawless! you're nothing but a boring, lame tyrant, im a weapon and an enemy, thats interesting and vibrant.
Breen's diss: Okay, my empire fell, but atleast i had a plan, you just explode 15 seconds after leaving someone's hand, and the impact that i left on the series is immeasurable, you're somehow less important than Doctor Magnusson's casserole, im tired of this rap, its such an asinine mismatch, the ruler of the world, and insect trading disstracks, you're clearly not on my level, and you're not worth my time, and i'd rather [killbind] myself than hear that [Snark noises] one more time.
Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic rap battles of Half-Life!
Thx
People don't give you enough credits
WE MAKING IT OUT OF CITY 17 WITH THIS ONE!!! 🔥🔥🔥
XD
I thought the snark had it, but breen made a massive comeback
For real that second rhyme was KILLER
was expecting a joke, turned out to be the epicest rap battle of half life history
same
Snark permanently off-world relocated Dr. Breen from the face of the Earth.
Rollermine VS Father Grigori
Please
I am literally in tears, there are no words that exist that could describe this masterpiece.
The original is better
@@eyesack6845this is a remake, its simply better
@@GruntHuman The remake doesn't use the same voice acting. Sure, the visuals are better but the singing is worse.
@@eyesack6845 for me the singing is fine.
@@GruntHuman Prolly cuz' you haven't been exposed to the superior original version. The Snark went so hard.
1:20 Magnusson's Casserole is the most important catalyst of the Resonance Cascade. The rage brought sabotage.
Pretty neat opening, lovely lil snark statues.
Nah bro what the hell is happening with this community? Is this what 16 years without third game in series does to this franchise? But still your animation slaps hard🔥
It’s ironic
@@Skiivin No shit sherlock
@@SirScallywagger alright
16 years without new game is what gave us HL:A and EZ:2
Breen absolutely cooked the snark!
"tell me if you would, man, why do you rhyme? You say so little yet somehow waste so much of my time" chills bro
I can't believe this whole video played out seriously LMAO.
My mind can't wrap around that title or the concept but I like the video, good job
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE OFF WORLD RELOCATION WITH THIS ONE!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
That's how Breen really died.
He got burned
Damn Breen really be coming back after those sick burns tho
I cried when Dr Wallace Breen said "It's Breenin' time" and Breened all over the snark
Why does that sound like he shot cum at him 😭😭
@@shabxrath It's Breen, he'd fr do that
@@shabxrath 💀
@@shabxrathdr breen is randy pitchford cumfirmed
@@DudeGuyspec wouldnt we all tho? i mean like hear me out fr
Combine assassin vs black ops assassin next
This is only the animated version. The original is on Richter Overtime’s channel, ask him for new ones.
ARRK! ARRK!
HL1 pistol vs HL2 pistol
this unironically goes so hard
we making it out of black mesa with this one
The snark definitely wins here. Much more rememberable than Breen. (P.S. I love using the snark)
WE MAKING IT INTO NOVA PROSPEKT WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯
Here's the sequel:
Snark vs. Dr. Breen vs. Half Life 3's villain, The Ice Cream Monster.
What the fuck are you talking about
@@shabxraththe Ice Cream Monster
@@shabxrath The Ice Cream Monster bro
He is the one that shall not be named. (Lord Neapolitort)@@shabxrath
breeen was pretty fucking solid through the whole thing. snark was on fire during his second go, though
Please god make Ritcher make another one of those so i can get another one of these masterpieces
Will try
This had no reason at all to go this hard, holy shit. Frickin' epic
Why is this literally bars
*This is the most heartfelt rap battle i have ever seen. This made a tear come to my eye, it made me want to piss my pants because how good it was. thank you, this cured my depression. you truly are the best person ever.. if i didnt have you i would have exploded like a snark, thank you. i cant stop thanking you, it made me become a whale because this is so good. thank you sooo much, i am so happy*
" i aint readin allat"
I did read allat thought
@@shabxrath lmao
"With no balls"
Good insult brodda 😭💀
"Wallace, Citadel compensating cause your penis is the smallest"
THIS TOO FIRE BRUHHH LOL
I legit fell out of my chair after that.
WE MAKING IT TO THE COMBINE OVERWORLD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The Director sounds like sketch in roblox
i think everyone just should stop making music. we've already hit peak, there is no point in continuing, its downhill from here.
As much as I want to side with the snark, Breen killed it.
Idk about you guys but the snark addressed real issues here as a Xen animal, no less, while Breen just sidestepping it. I admit that was quite a roast, but it was rather boring and disappointing because there's no rebuttal and he's playing the "I am calm and sophisticated therefore I win" game.
Bro analysed this shit head to toe 💀
@@shabxrath uh no, it's mostly a joke💀
second epic battle of half life O_O
It isn't just any banger. it's the bangiest banger to ever bang.
scru face jean should react
Gordon freeman vs chell from portal should be next
DO something symilar but DR. Breen VS. Big Brother from Nineteen Eighty Four, see if those autoritarians will get a piece of it, Citi 17 VS. Oceania.
This must get viral
Dr. Breen wins
That rap battle of half life really was epic
Why is this actually fire
Idk ask Richter
Nice to see someone remade this
they spiting bars like mfdoom
I consider this canon
SEC I HEARD THE WALLACE BAR I FREAKING DIED.
Fascinating
I have no idea what snarks even do, but I always have them equipped and they're so cute. I think the snark won this one 🙏🥹
This is epic
snark got no mercy
U know what , city 17 located in Ohio
THIS IS HITS HARD NGL
Somebody decided to make this
I did
@@shabxrath nuh uh i did everything it was me mmhm yes
@@pointless529 Yuh uh
Knew you whoud make it
Ofcourse I did
@@shabxrath szacunek
@@Iron_Soil Nawzajem
Hey what’s the original beat to this?
Scrooge vs Trump - ERB the JP Morgan section (one of the best imo)
This video is gonna blow up!
Like a snark!!
the announcer's voice sounds a lot like Elmer Fudd
Bro it's Richter Overtime 😭
Finally a Serious rap battle! I loved it! #SNARKBEATBREEN
did i just heard hawf life?
I have a PLAN dr breen not you!
Based. Based. Based.
Next video: Adrian Shephard VS The Gene Worm
THIS IS FIYAHH
I subscribed, that's so cool! The next battle hopefully is Bad Cop from Entropy Zero series versus Swelter protagonist that me and another HL fan are working on!
Well if you send me the audio then I'd be happy to take a try!
You can DM me on Twitter with details
@@shabxrath I don't use Twitter, do you use Discord?
Actually we hope to manage it on our own, I'll give you a link when ready
on Half Life alyx the snark was in a jar lol
Strider vs Dog 🗿
Advice Dog... I mean Advisor vs Dog ;)
Snark kicked his ass...
This feces (censored for youtubes family friendly standards) fire 🔥🔥
This is hilarious and the snark totally destroyed Breen
This is really good
Snark's rap is sick
I only need someone screming at shatering rate the intro
YOOO! EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Incredible
Doctor breen
fucking awesome
This slaps!
awesome
You should make Gordon vs Chell next.
perfect
Both voices sound like they were redone?
Because they were. Richter remade the song for me
@@shabxrathoh wow, that's amazing!
:O epic
Masterpiece
fire 🔥
Snark won!!! Gordon Freeman VS landmines next, please!
I know this is a joke, but this is only the animated version. The original is on Richter Overtime’s channel, ask him for new ones.
I'm surely not the first to say it but as for now you're cooler than the actual ERB in 2k23
Well you are the first to say it. Thank you
bars 🔥🔥
dr breen
how about a barnacle vs alyx?
HOLY SHIT
Kleiner vs Magnusson
Hawf wife
Better than the original
Snark won!!
ITS-A DRAW 🤌
Snark
Breen won