It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa.

Who is this man, and where is he from?
This is an unfinished mod that I will be uploading to GitHub "soon."

[@elijahlothrop6544]

Looks like the whole world owes Gordon a beer

[@MintTheCone]

So true

[@BlokProductions]

bro is about to get more drunk than my dad on a sunday.

[@idkwhyieventryanymore]

@@BlokProductions8 billion beers

[@handlemyd-]

​@@idkwhyieventryanymoreMore like less than 6 billion beers

[@gamercop2148]

*99999999999999999999999 LIVER FAILURES*

[@nuclearneon7534]

"After the destruction of Black mesa, all the Barney clones, having nowhere else to go, took over the earth and replaced the populace with Barneys. The remaining survivors and the Combine didn't stand a chance"

[@kurvakardos]

xddd

[@krm1111e]

And they killed gman

[@nosh62]

The only person that ever stood a chance was Gordon Freeman, and maybe Barney's parents too idk

[@timmy6890]

B-Man

[@tir0815]

And they’re all led by Benry

[@YishaiBarr]

Lessons I learned from this important video.
1. It's him.
2. His name is Barney.
3. He's from Black Mesa.

[@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube]

4. He’s sorry for the scare he had to put on a ahow for the caneras.

[@thatonecanofsunkistintheba2558]

5. He's been working undercover with civil protection

[@poggers9654]

6. He can't take too long or they'll get suspicious. He's way behind on his beating quota.

[@goodykitty590]

7. He works with a scientist from his job.

[@gottagofastfaster]

Yes Barney what is it, I'm in the middle of critical test

[@ghhn4505]

"Don't drink the beer. They put something in it, to make you.... Barney, from Black Mesa."

[@cypherzillaproductions1745]

A host attempts to warn a survivor but succumbs to the disease.

[@CDS_oficialBR]

I drinked the beer, now i'm barney from black mesa

[@Rowcan]

I think Gordon's having some sort of nightmare about that beer he's owed.

[@devec]

Barney owed Gordon a beer tho

[@certifiedcretin]

​@@devecthat's what he said

[@devec]

@@certifiedcretin no he said gordon owes barney a beer

[@certifiedcretin]

@devec He said gordon is owed the beer, not gordon owes a beer. If Nick wrote "about that beer he owes" you would be correct.

[@pedrohenriquedecarvalhogon1453]

​@@devecGordon frohman owes Barney a beer

[@talkaboutwacky]

**Gordon walks up to a mirror and stares at it**
“It’s me Gordon, from Black Mesa”

[@stolenalt]

Haunting.

[@blacktemplar1139]

Golden Comedy

[@ChloeVFX]

Two-sentence horror but it's actually scary

[@sillypinkmoth]

*After everything, it's still you.

[@LoserLoiue2009]

“its me, Gordon from black mesa”

[@chralexNET]

I was just expecting a video where Barney introduces himself and then proceeds to smack the shit out of Gordon with the stunstick.

[@Motionlesscapture]

same 😂

[@AmaroqStarwind]

Me too

[@maxiify]

yup same

[@plogiii]

Same

[@abe881]

Well he is behind on his beating quota

[@daleksaan935]

Imagine if he just took of his head to reveal his metrocop head.

[@Walternity]

I was really hoping the real Barney would turn out to be a completely different character

[@daleksaan935]

@@Walternity Yeah- I guess the dude making it either didn’t see it as funny, or had so much he did already.

[@maxthecreature4674]

And the he says “Pick up that can”

[@taotao19741]

​@@Walternityhe would have been from the anti-Barney resistance

[@Eagle-od1im]

Watch it just be an actual regular metrocop who has to keep saying the phrase to avoid suspicion

[@user-tl7ks6nw9v]

Half life 2 but EVERYONE owes gordon a beer.

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

It'll replace all character into a bottle of beer (inc. scanners, striders, etc..)

[@mOki.i]

20 billion beers

[@mr.101.8]

The fact they all mention they're from black mesa implies that there is a possibility of there being a Barney *NOT* from black Mesa

[@t3hgir]

It's me Gordon! Barney from Aperture"

[@CaptainwylieAlt]

It's me Gordon! Barney from UAC.

[@IAmTheEntropyZero2]

it's me Gordon! Barney from HECU

[@totallynotatree8718]

4:08 one says “It’s me Gordon, Barney”

[@dextynlabelle9326]

It's me Gordon! Barney from Michigan

[@livelightningreaction]

imagine if the scanners were also replaced with barney
just imagine several t-posing barneys flying around taking pictures of gordon while saying "it's me gordon! barney from black mesa!" over and over again

[@pyro7784]

this would be hilarious!

[@Kraxo868]

​@@pyro7784 I can't agree more than now!

[@THEREISCONVICTHERE]

my man will flash u

[@TemmieContingenC]

Or have them spin like helicopters

[@lincoln3124]

And they would do so while saying “it’s me, Gordon, Barney from black mesa”

[@praeamble]

Barney doesn't need to hear all this, he's Barney from Black Mesa.

[@usssr34]

😅

[@-cvq]

Ah yes your right it's me Gordon barney from black mesa

[@Loopy1330]

Rise and shine, Gordon, rise and…shine. Not that I wish to imply that you have been Barney from…Black Mesa. No one is more deserving of a Barney, and all the Barneys in Black Mesa would have gone to waste until … well … let's just say your Black has Mesa-ed again. The right Barney in the wrong place can make all the difference … in Black Mesa. So, wake up, Gordon. Wake up and … smell the Barney from Black Mesa.

[@Miikka_Koskela]

😄

[@Runqvist799]

This is great

[@llamosita2004]

Best comment here lmao

[@ShadowTheEdgeLord11]

Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. He is a highly trained Barney.

[@thedecentgamer7818]

My favorite part of half-life was when Black said "it's mesa'in time!" and then mesa'd all over the place

[@Dorriedude]

2:29 the way he just stares so eerily and follows up with that goofy line 😭😭

[@silverbeach1557]

Don't drink the beer I owed ya. They put something in it, to make you forget it's me, Gordon.

[@TheAwesomeHyperon]

Barney from Black Mesa.

[@stefix1615]

the fact the real barney has a mask makes him that much more suspicious

[@Mykolai_Vasylyovych]

Yes it easy to notice for Gordon, Barney from Black Mesa.

[@Salithin]

Half life 2 but every single security guard survived the black mesa incident

[@xbox4528]

I wish the lines were split between "It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa." and "About that beer I owe ya." but this is still hilarious

[@spacebacon7184]

I was thinking when you beat the game and the gman pops in , says the usual "it's me gordon, Barney from black mesa" and then we finally get an "about that beer I owe ya" before he walks into his portal door.

[@DrClock-il8ij]

@@spacebacon7184 Men will literally traverse space and time before buying you the beer they owed ya

[@flickhawii]

I think the funniest thing about this mod is the fact that Barney still thinks he has to cover has face when escorting Gordon, despite everybody else having his face, AND when he goes to retrieve Gordon, he formally introduces himself as Barney from Black Mesa in front of everyone.

[@JamesTheEnclaveFemboy]

imagine how drunk Gordon must be if every barney gives him a beer. 😂

[@yukikazeyouji2426]

Freeman Will have a liver failure, just look like demoman 🗿💀

[@Illumerix]

2:26 I love this part so much, the suspense builds you wait for this man because he seems like he will say something but yet again, you get "It's me Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa"

[@theblob1716]

All of those Barney’s and none of them could give Gordon a beer

[@Kraxo868]

:(

[@blockingdead6442]

Gordon doesn't need to hear all this
Hes Barney from Black Mesa

[@umbree6407]

"Individual, you are charged with capital malcompliance. Anti-Barney status approved"

[@Bloodshot_Eyes2]

I’m imagining every single Security Guard from Half-Life 1 survived and spread out across the world and began to breed and creating more Barney Security Guards.

[@Bananappleboy]

It's me, Koishi! Banana from Bad Apple.

[@HydraKittten]

imagine the combines horror when the suppression field fails to stop the Barney's from reproducing

[@NoVIcE_Source]

lmao
this actually probably took a considerable amount of effort to do 👀

[@mr.shplorb662]

Yeah lol

[@Wii_Pro_Controller]

Every. Model.
Every. Line.
Wouldn't be surprised if it took a month, at least.

[@Depressed_until_dead]

@@Wii_Pro_Controller you simply go to every model ( at the same time with a command ) and replace them with barney ... and just add the dialogue, a skilled editor ( i assume, i am not one ) would probably do it in a day xD

[@Fulleraut0]

blue shift 2 leaked beta

[@audiovisualcringe]

I don’t know if anyone else thought this but i was hoping that the Barney that takes you into the interrogation room (the real Barney in half life 2) would end up being a horrific amalgamation of every other character in half life 2 (gman, eli, alyx, kleiner, breen, etc.) while the Barney clones attempt to break in while repeating the same line

[@autisticcracker152]

^

[@dachuckinator8953]

I... I think its just you man

[@jussomdude8506]

yea could you imagine if it was every voice line at once lol

[@goodykitty590]

I just wanted to see the real barney talking to dr kleiner or shall i say barney clone

[@Salutethesun2]

I was thinking it would just be a combine, but.. you do you I guess

[@Humble_Merchant]

Damn, I was hoping actual barney was gonna be Alex or something: "Doctor Freeman I presume"

[@Hybridp.]

Guys… I think it’s Barney from Black Mesa

[@MegaChickenfish]

Those dead eyes are somehow a hundred times scarier than Gman.

[@Sergus134]

Gordon's worst nightmare! 😂

[@JustMaxAsh]

Wdym? Gordon's best nightmare!

[@riccardoo2317]

It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa.@@JustMaxAsh It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa.

[@autisticavanti]

After the Resonance Cascade, the Barnabine invaded Earth and took control of humanity's world. you must make the search to find the true Barney Calhoun and destroy the Barney Empire before it's too late.

[@sb1301]

It’s me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa.

[@builderdude3428]

It’s me Gordon Barney from Black Mesa

[@ahumanbeing8371]

It’s me Gordon Barney from Black Mesa

[@Gaming_A011]

It's me Gordon, Barney from Black Mesa

[@DONG-502]

It's me Gordon Barney from Black mesa

[@ripdv]

The last one Gordon heard enough.

[@aydenburgess905]

I was hoping that when a metrocop Barney decided to use the stunstick on Gordon they'd go "I'm way behind on my beating quota"

[@MrFieldwork]

1. Why aren't flying scanners Barney from Black Mesa?
2. Why aren't ceiling camera Barney from Black Mesa?
3. Why original Barney from Black Mesa hiding from others?

[@TheAwesomeHyperon]

Because they know he’s the original so he must be destroyed.

[@NoVIcE_Source]

3:38 the way he walks is so badass

[@AdvancedReconCommando]

Nah more like 1:48

[@homebreadslice]

After the events of Barney Calhoun, Barney from Black Mesa, goes on a journey to Barney Calhoun. However after finding out that Barney Calhoun, he was blocked by Barney from Black Mesa. Barney from Black Mesa had to get pass Barney from Black Mesa in order to continue his journey to Barney Calhoun

[@zylaaeria2627]

I died when I saw the Breen poster with Barney instead. Would make it even funnier if all the textures/decals with text in the game were replaced with "Barney", "It's me Gordon" or just anything of that sort.

[@Darkspinesupersonic8]

So no one's going to talk about how the player completely exhausts the private reserve vending machine -- the water that makes you forget?
Gordon is trying to escape this fresh hell he's found himself in.

[@shiro8095]

This reminds me of the G-man Invasion, except this time it's Barney from Black Mesa.

[@nwoexecutor1945]

Even the pictures on the walls have Barney in it.

[@GabeUttsecks2007]

It's me Barney, Gordon from Black Mesa

[@cksupreme]

I will literally never hear this line from the game the same way again.

[@t3hgir]

Half life 3: a theoretical impossibility
Barney-life 2:????

[@dard2240]

Twist: all Combines are Barneys from the start.

[@JasonSteel-hk2tx]

This is what happens when the fanbase goes 17 years without Half Life 3

[@thisnameisbad3609]

We've done 17, now for Mesa years

[@White927]

Or any actual half life games

[@aaaaaa-lt2tl]

I feel so safe around barney from black mesa

[@baldscoobydoo235]

It's him, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa.

[@MisterRandomXD_]

I Guess he's Barney from Black Mesa.

[@anjotubeJE]

Bro caused a collapse in reality

[@TwizzBMRF]

Good to know the Bar Knee from Black Mesa survived

[@dard2240]

"Who is is pokemon?"
"It's me, Gord..."

[@MrMasterKeyboard]

It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa.

[@loose3329]

POV: HL2 but Gordon drank the water

[@Howtomakeagrilledcheese.]

Barney life 2???

[@kerbalball0052]

Now waiting for Barney life 3

[@White927]

But not Barney Alyx.

[@Randomdudeintub]

“About that beer I owed ya”
-Barney from black mesa

[@dumdum1174]

I would like to see entire game like this.

[@TrixtonWinters]

Gordon really thought this was a dream, but no it was real

[@BeerCanBennytheIV]

Alot changed in twenty years Gordon, things you cannot possibly comprehend.

[@presentrama]

the voices in my head telling me to buy him a beer later

[@RMYT1102]

It’s me Gorden! Barney from Balck Mesa.

[@AngelicGauge]

I definitely think there was something in that beer that Barney owed Gordon.

[@AmirSonic2008]

This video wants me to ''It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa.''

[@_Dotiko_]

This feels like a coma dream or personal hellscape for not getting that beer

[@the_real_inquisitor]

This sourly needed so many time to made. You're some kind of madman. XD

[@guwuber_]

this feels like a fever dream

[@Bruh-pj6dc]

This is what happens when you drink the water

[@The_Real_SmolOrTem]

"It's me, Gordon! Barney from black mesa!"
beautiful I have never heard such an amazing sentence

[@tuomaselo4877]

Thats a lot of beer.

[@thotmagnet3336]

this is like that one living hell vault from fallout filled with nothing but Gary's saying the same thing

[@t3hgir]

HaHAha Garryyyyy....

[@diamondaxxe]

-Why did you watch this video?
-It's me Gordon.Barney from Black Mesa!

[@truestbluu]

gordon smoked the beer barney owed him

[@Flick1oo1]

My favorite part is when he said : " it's me Gordon, Barney from black mesa"

[@lij9069]

10/10
would listen again

[@theIargedude]

BλRNEY CALHOUN was one of my favorite games as a kid, glad to see some footage of it after so long!

[@Fish-man2]

they put something in the water to make you forget, now about that beer i owed you

[@romans8752]

0:52 will give you nightmares

[@WaterLeaf]

It took my third rewatch to notice the poster had barney on it too. Oh my god.

[@user-st2ti4wy1w]

Barney is a cool dude. Like a Gordon.

[@Badd_Egg]

"when you said you loved barney i didn't know you LOVED loved him"

[@bizmasterTheSlav]

This is Gordon's fever dream

[@Salutethesun2]

2:11 should of had it say "about that beer i owed ya"

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa. Not that I'm sorry for the scare. No one is more deserving of a show for the cameras. And all the beer in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets just say I have been working undercover with civil protection. The right quota in the wrong beating can make all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the beer I owed ya.

[@SAS_Guy]

POV: Gordon is having a nightmare about that beer Barney owes him

[@FluffyWolfLord]

kid of disappointed that the barney thats the real barney in the original games wasnt someone else in disguise

[@Phawnreath]

Can you say that one more time? I didnt catch it sorry

[@Gaming1Doge]

The credits changing to "it's me gordon, barney, from black mesa" is a great touch

[@Haunted_Hunter]

I do believe I've suffered a stroke. Several strokes.
I should probably see a doctor now.

[@nightmareknighteng8936]

Average dreams when you have a high temperature:

[@lm9029]

Gordon: "Doesn't ring a bell!"

[@TryingToImproveOnArtHere.]

Barney’s nightmare: cat ghost
Gordon Freeman’s nightmare:

[@TryingToImproveOnArtHere.]

I’m DYING OF LAUGHTER AF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lukemorgan6166]

It's me Gordon, barney from black mesa

[@devec]

The only thing why barneys killed all combine and citizens, and not gordon is that the original barney is owing gordon a beer

[@humorgep]

Who is this man and from where does he know Gordon?

[@arthurconanthebarbarian1288]

From what I've scraped his name is Gordon Barney. Still wish we knew where he's from, though

[@TheSneakySnitch]

@@arthurconanthebarbarian1288 I've been putting it together, and I think he's from White Desert. It does kind of seem like he's saying Black Mesa though..

[@The1-The-G]

It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa

[@c64cosmin]

GMan gave Gordon a concussion while carrying him in a briefcase.

[@Infarlock]

2:00 omfg the horror

[@Kamletue]

Barney from black mesa

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

What would be the coolest is if someone plugged every voice line in the game to a voice ai for Barney and replaced it with that. Full on Barnpocalypse

[@PicroMenis88]

Barney giving us time to get in groups of 4 and discuss

[@Alayawills]

All barneys: * owes Gordon a beer *
Gordon: * starts having liver disease *