Ozzy Man Reviews: KANO - Mortal Kombat 2021

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Here's me critical analysis of Kano in the new Mortal Kombat movie. Played by Josh Lawson. Links to his previous work and IG account are below. MERCH: www.ozzymansho...
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  • @kaineleggett3401
    @kaineleggett3401 3 года назад +920

    When Liu Kang grabs his shoulder, the timing on his "The fuck?" was absolutely bloody brilliant.

    • @Spyweb88
      @Spyweb88 3 года назад +34

      Agreed. One of the best moments easily.

    • @jacob.s3619
      @jacob.s3619 3 года назад +21

      As a aussie let me help you with this phase, is pronounce "Da fuck!?" 😂. It such a classic mannerism of a outback aussie, usually followed with "Da fuck you doing dickhead!?"

    • @romeoh4859
      @romeoh4859 3 года назад +14

      His comedic timing is perfect.

    • @nolanblue1616
      @nolanblue1616 3 года назад +1

      Sorry, at first glance you looked like Chumlee from "pawn stars".

    • @BeauTylerMakesMusic
      @BeauTylerMakesMusic 3 года назад +1

      I watched the movie out of boredom and I’m so glad I did. I laughed so hard at that part I woke up the house. Some of the best comedic timing I’ve ever seen. 😆😆😆

  • @rorydy
    @rorydy 3 года назад +480

    Kano instantly became my favorite regardless he was a villain. Never liked him, but the actor gained my strong vote. And yes he carried the entire movie.

    • @cherryman666
      @cherryman666 3 года назад +12

      without kano the movie kinda sucked after 15 minutes huh?

    • @ryanlacey7315
      @ryanlacey7315 3 года назад +2

      I loved kano so much im actually training to use him as a main in mk11 lmao class name?.
      "Ya F'n Idiot" purely because of kano in this film and his actually a really strong fast versatile character

    • @Streetzisdeathrow
      @Streetzisdeathrow 3 года назад +2

      yea if it wasnt for Kano i wouldn't have continued to watch that train wreck of a movie

    • @asmosisyup2557
      @asmosisyup2557 3 года назад +5

      yeah definitely, the main guy was deadpan boring. I dont even know what character he was playing or if he was a made up one for the movie.

    • @oshtreep5802
      @oshtreep5802 2 года назад +1

      I just played this on background yesterday, but as soon as Kano came in to play, I started watching properly. He was just so entertaining as a character... and I don't even know much about MK lore.
      It's a "Captain Boomerang" situation where they're the greatest thing about their lame movies.

  • @Ginzu232
    @Ginzu232 3 года назад +314

    Saw a meme saying that Josh Lawson was "hospitalized with back pain after carrying the whole movie". And after watching the movie, I can believe that. Hahaha

    • @sadlerbw9
      @sadlerbw9 3 года назад +14

      The guy playing scorpion did an OK job with what they gave him, but Josh Lawson really did go above and beyond. Definitely a more interesting character than the rest of the ‘hero’ team, and all of the ‘villain’ team as well.

    • @iguanajoe9329
      @iguanajoe9329 3 года назад +1

      Could it be because he partly wrote this piece of shit and he gave himself a huge part in it?

    • @sadlerbw9
      @sadlerbw9 3 года назад

      @@iguanajoe9329 I don't see him credited as a writer for the movie, but I'm just going by IMDB.

    • @hellofellowmoshe4395
      @hellofellowmoshe4395 3 года назад

      @@sadlerbw9 kabal was pretty ok but i mean its not a whole lot of facial acting so it would be more difficult. I really liked kabals voice though

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 2 года назад +1

      @@sadlerbw9 the guys playing Scorpion and Sun-Zero were both brilliant!

  • @roccocoyote
    @roccocoyote 3 года назад +279

    You can in fact watch Mortal Kombat in Australia all you need is an eyepatch, a wooden leg and the right attitude

  • @theriddler497
    @theriddler497 3 года назад +101

    My favorite kano line is " your beer is shit and your almost out of it"

  • @Sosozanyway
    @Sosozanyway 3 года назад +468

    "We don't really get HBO MAX, the Americans don't share that"
    Lmao that got me.

    • @fndjfgsdk
      @fndjfgsdk 3 года назад +26

      I legit thought that was his segue into "So here's NordVPN"

    • @thelegendofbardock3816
      @thelegendofbardock3816 3 года назад +2

      @@fndjfgsdk yup

    • @NexusLives
      @NexusLives 3 года назад +2

      @@fndjfgsdk Same.

    • @RKM8506
      @RKM8506 3 года назад +1

      @@fndjfgsdk but it doesn't work though. Still recognises your debit card doesn't have a bald eagle on it

    • @rcmedia9516
      @rcmedia9516 3 года назад +1

      @@RKM8506 hello

  • @Palerax
    @Palerax 3 года назад +602

    Then Kano & Ozzy Man formed a team & traveled around Australia spitting on gnomes.

    • @brutus2288
      @brutus2288 3 года назад +3

      No, ozzy man said he wouldn't do that. So not funny

    • @caitlyncpelletier
      @caitlyncpelletier 3 года назад +1

      Lmao !!! I'm short dose that make me a gnome ?! 🤣😂
      *gnome noises*

    • @thegameseriesop1300
      @thegameseriesop1300 3 года назад +1

      So true bro 🤣🤣

    • @Seadansr1
      @Seadansr1 3 года назад +4

      *warning* no gnomes were hurt in this adventure

    • @thegameseriesop1300
      @thegameseriesop1300 3 года назад

      @@Seadansr1 I'm so relived to hear that 🤣

  • @TheMichaelStott
    @TheMichaelStott 3 года назад +446

    Legend has it that the new movie is rated R just to let Kano speak Aussie😜

    • @jrodriguez1374
      @jrodriguez1374 3 года назад +15

      This actually makes sense, he's the source of like all the curses lmao

    • @TheMichaelStott
      @TheMichaelStott 3 года назад +2

      I got a heart from Ozzy Man😃
      You F$%ken Beauty🤠

    • @FoodRecipes108
      @FoodRecipes108 3 года назад +2

      @@TheMichaelStott lucky mate

    • @Darklarik
      @Darklarik 3 года назад +3

      Sure, because Kung Pao chopping a woman in half vertically and Jax clapping a dude head didnt warrant the R rating.

    • @umwhatamIdoinghere
      @umwhatamIdoinghere 3 года назад

      @@Darklarik well regarding the violence and language, I'd say Deadpool is pretty on par with it. Deadpool having more profanity though. Yet Deadpool recieved MA15 rating in Australia.

  • @lp86edits
    @lp86edits 3 года назад +97

    In the movie Kano, an australian, kills Reptile, a crocodile-like creature...
    He's the evil Steve Irwin!

    • @Loonaticx
      @Loonaticx 3 года назад +5

      Wait...Stevil Irwin

    • @EmileVinesh
      @EmileVinesh 3 года назад +5

      He even says: "Kano Wins... yeh fcking beauty" which reminded me of Steve Irwin. Kano does have a heart... literally...

    • @lp86edits
      @lp86edits 3 года назад +1

      @@Loonaticx LOL Kombat Pack, here we go

  • @AFatalPapercut
    @AFatalPapercut 3 года назад +290

    You guys get Kano and we get friggin Cole with his miraculous powers of literal plot armor.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад +5

      Who huh?

    • @dantheman669
      @dantheman669 3 года назад +17

      @@stevethea5250 exactly

    • @dandini0698
      @dandini0698 3 года назад +28

      ah i love it. "literal plot armor". I fucking hate the fact only thing that made me really going in the entire thing was Kano and Hanzo. I didnt like Cole, i didnt like Sonya, i didnt like Raiden or Tseng Tsung, and i especially cringed at Liu Kang. I think movie would be a complete bust without Kano.

    • @letsgobrandon987
      @letsgobrandon987 3 года назад +3

      Yea and of-course that made up puss Cole guy has to be American too...there’s literally no way to do that to an Aussie character especially one like Kano lol.

    • @krillinsmoustache6261
      @krillinsmoustache6261 3 года назад

      isnt cole supposed to be jonny cage?

  • @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
    @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258 3 года назад +528

    I can't believe they let Josh Lawson go full Aussie in mortal Kombat, you never go full Aussie..

    • @barringtonwomble4713
      @barringtonwomble4713 3 года назад +46

      Kano was dead set in the fair dinkum department.

    • @Kenmanhl
      @Kenmanhl 3 года назад +50

      I watched an interview of Josh about Kano and originally he did have scripts and lines but the director found his improvisations quite good. They ended up choosing mostly his improv lines for the movie :)

    • @razorblaid
      @razorblaid 3 года назад

      Not wrong

    • @joebloggs9738
      @joebloggs9738 3 года назад +21

      The director said he "wanted to test the limits of an R18+ movie", and elected to go full Aussie ✅

    • @jeepnutscotty
      @jeepnutscotty 3 года назад +12

      You cant handle “Full Aussie”!!!!! 😂

  • @mgsxmike
    @mgsxmike 3 года назад +213

    To be honest, Ozzyman was the first thing that popped in my mind when I heard Kano talking

  • @Nekminute
    @Nekminute 3 года назад +757

    Kano broke his back carrying this movie xD

    • @justlikethat6824
      @justlikethat6824 3 года назад +27

      And died in the end

    • @cjh0050
      @cjh0050 3 года назад +7

      He put an eye out with that performance

    • @iguanajoe9329
      @iguanajoe9329 3 года назад +5

      Because Lawson (the actor who portrayed him) was one of the ones who wrote this piece of shit. Of course he'd want some protagonism. Whoever thought Kano was a main character in any way?

    • @SLIGHTTONE
      @SLIGHTTONE 3 года назад +3

      More like sub zero!

    • @KillerGothChick
      @KillerGothChick 3 года назад +5

      Him and Bi-Han Kung Lao :)

  • @BkSMedia
    @BkSMedia 3 года назад +36

    Wu Shoo Wanker is probably the greatest line in the whole movie. It had me in fucking stitches.

    • @baiwatch1
      @baiwatch1 3 года назад +5

      HAHAHAHA LAZER BYEAM! Better than fire balls you pussay!

    • @TingusPingus445
      @TingusPingus445 3 года назад +1

      Who wears a hubcap as a helmet

    • @nicoleobrien2517
      @nicoleobrien2517 2 года назад

      "Twirling his anal beads" had me on the floor

  • @letsgobrandon987
    @letsgobrandon987 3 года назад +162

    Seriously Kano deserves his own movie or three. If these guys knew anything about what fans really want they’d feature him and eliminate half of the rest of the baddies.

    • @kmoustakas
      @kmoustakas 3 года назад +8

      I am thinking he's coming back with a metal eye prosthetic and killing someone, prolly sonya, so they can play out that mk4 ending scene

    • @XxLavedogxX
      @XxLavedogxX 3 года назад +3

      Dude I loved kano in the film but felt like he kept getting done dirty but fuck he was a brilliant actor for it and definitely should be milking him honestly

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 3 года назад

      Kano and erron black could carry the next movie with erron being the straight man of the jokes.

  • @mattsully2238
    @mattsully2238 3 года назад +113

    Kano single-handedly carried that entire movie. Best bits of that movie all contained kano. I kept laughing everytime that dude opened his mouth.

    • @hairtrigger8317
      @hairtrigger8317 3 года назад +5

      agreed, the action was ok and Kano carried it for sure, the rest of the acting in the movie was garbage.

    • @mattsully2238
      @mattsully2238 3 года назад +8

      @@hairtrigger8317 garbage maybe it's a bit harsh. I mean, no oscars will be handed out or anything but, the other actors were serviceable. Finding a dynamic, good looking ( this is hollywood), star that can actually make fighting choreography look good is a rare combo. Often you get two of the attributes and flub the third... Most often their ability to act.

    • @daddystu7046
      @daddystu7046 3 года назад +2

      He was great right up until he "spoiler alert".

    • @hairtrigger8317
      @hairtrigger8317 3 года назад +4

      @@mattsully2238 That's fine man I think most of the acting was terrible especially Sonya. If it hadn't been for Kano my wife and I would have turned that shit off. Seems odd to go to the effort to have good choreography, special effects, a decent story and then have pretty shit acting. Kano had us cracking up though and really was the movies saving grace.

    • @badboyuk777
      @badboyuk777 3 года назад +5

      your right, if it wasn't for kano and his quality lines then this film wouldve been really boring and shit.

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk 3 года назад +257

    Well Kano did miss a beat when the eye laser popped out and he didn't yell BARBECUUUE!

  • @timslack7568
    @timslack7568 3 года назад +183

    Ozzyman so humble, even when presented with video evidence of being in a blockbuster movie he still wants to give credit to some small unknown actor. Fair Dinkum

    • @cdogthehedgehog6923
      @cdogthehedgehog6923 3 года назад +3

      Dude I almost wooosh'd myself so hard holy shit. I don't think I'd have recovered.

  • @erzsebet56
    @erzsebet56 Год назад +12

    So Kano became widely Australian after the 1995 movie where he was portrayed as such by Trevor Goddard. It was a widely loved portrayal so he adopted that accent even in the games.

    • @Jo_Wardy
      @Jo_Wardy Год назад

      I loved him in Paul Hogan

  • @mactocmo
    @mactocmo 3 года назад +109

    OzzyMan's Arcana is the ability to make every boring situation interesting.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад +1

      Arcana?

    • @mactocmo
      @mactocmo 3 года назад +1

      @@stevethea5250 someone hasn't watched the movie.

    • @deltonlowery812
      @deltonlowery812 3 года назад

      @@stevethea5250 o

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад

      @@mactocmo OK from what you said I've worked it out, like power/ability

    • @notus11
      @notus11 3 года назад

      @@mactocmo good for him, he didn't waste his time watching such a bad movie

  • @chrish7508
    @chrish7508 3 года назад +360

    I genuinely think Australians appreciate Kano on a level that 99% of the people who see the movie wont understand. The delivery on a lot his lines I reckon went straight over the heads of most of the world.

    • @tl5404
      @tl5404 3 года назад +26

      Lol for real. He def went quite full Aussie there with his jokes lol. I wonder how it was like for the cast because a lot of them were Aussies lol

    • @julianspeckner
      @julianspeckner 3 года назад +18

      U guys are very similar to us Bavarians here in Germany. I don´t understand why 99% of the world prefers to walk the earth sad and all serious.

    • @Hellknight27
      @Hellknight27 3 года назад +13

      Got a good laugh in the cinema here in NZ.

    • @rblrwsr
      @rblrwsr 3 года назад +27

      I saw it opening day in the theater here in the US and Kano was killing it. Whole theater was laughing at the shit he said/did. Though it helps to know the language to understand well written lines, I find good comedic delivery to be universal.

    • @tippyandfriend
      @tippyandfriend 3 года назад +15

      I think more people can appreciate it than you think.

  • @morphshag
    @morphshag 3 года назад +117

    I think what I love most about this movie is, the Aussie isn't the "American version" of an Aussie. thats legit. ike, we all know someone who's totally like that. its so good!

  • @javebjorkman
    @javebjorkman 3 года назад +96

    The “dafuq” line destroyed me when I watched it 💀💀💀

  • @189Productions
    @189Productions 3 года назад +65

    It’s clear to everyone that Kano is Ozzy Man’s evil twin from the Outer Realm, right? He even reviews other people’s powers.

  • @Yommbo
    @Yommbo 3 года назад +15

    Love how kano is literally just every typical Aussie bricklayer, tradie, etc

  • @benniemoe1621
    @benniemoe1621 3 года назад +150

    I swear i never loved an Austrailian character more than Crocodile Dundy, but Kano is a real contender.

    • @TheBlackDeck
      @TheBlackDeck 3 года назад +3

      I've known many people from Ausy, most sound british. People with the "dundee" accent is comparable to the southern draw in the US.

    • @ScytheRSB
      @ScytheRSB 3 года назад +9

      @@TheBlackDeck sound British? Fuck we have a yank in the comments

    • @TheBlackDeck
      @TheBlackDeck 3 года назад

      @Kratos GodofWar I mean proper british not that crap slang where you guys add ' to the middle of every word

    • @daisah1323
      @daisah1323 3 года назад +5

      If you liked Kano then you really should watch Chopper. Classic Aussie film.

    • @ScytheRSB
      @ScytheRSB 3 года назад +1

      @@TheBlackDeck British isn’t an accent

  • @JaqenHghar.
    @JaqenHghar. 3 года назад +76

    When they're talking about the dragon markings and Cole asks where Sonjas is at and she says she doesn't have one. In the background you can hear Kano say, "wamp wamp" I laughed pretty good

    • @timg3525
      @timg3525 3 года назад +3

      or later when they're about to train......kung lao to sonia - only the chosen ones may enter kano - fucking whoops.....i spit out my drink at that one haha

  • @snowrexilium
    @snowrexilium 3 года назад +255

    I have a feeling that Josh Lawson watch Ozzy Man Reviews and said, "yep, I will make this fucken bastard as the basis for Kano."

    • @deathcorekitchen2312
      @deathcorekitchen2312 3 года назад +3

      You know what??????? When I was watching the movie I was like where the fuck have i heard this guy before?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      GAGAGAGAGAGAGA this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT v*deos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear sno

    • @staravs360
      @staravs360 3 года назад +1

      I am thinking the same thing.....

    • @DS-dh8pl
      @DS-dh8pl 3 года назад +1

      I've had aussie friends in addition to watching many australian movies and none of them sound like Ozzy Man. Like seriously they've all had much gentler laid back speaking tones even if they cuss up a storm like Ozzy Man (it's why I prefer the australian accent over british accents, they sound less...stiff). But Josh lawson as Kano sounded nearly identical to Ozzy Man in most of the movie, so I do think he may have been inspired by Ozzy man's gruff, excited, manner of speaking. Having an Australian accent doesn't mean every australian sounds like Ozzy Man🙄 smh

  • @Freddyfan1428
    @Freddyfan1428 3 года назад +2

    IIRC, Kano was originally half-Chinese, half-American. After the first live Mortal Kombat movie, and Kano's portrayal by Australian actor Trevor Goddard (R.I.P.) the creators actually retconned Kano to be Australian with a full accent in game as a nod of respect and tribute to his performance and it's stuck around to this day. :-)

  • @joaofernandes8501
    @joaofernandes8501 3 года назад +9

    When Raiden says he's weak I throught: Excuse me? The guy killed Reptile!

  • @reylabrento9805
    @reylabrento9805 3 года назад +285

    "We don't have HBO Max, the Americans don't share that"
    #Shades

    • @1snorelax
      @1snorelax 3 года назад +4

      Lmfao 😂 I died at this part

    • @tobiaswedin
      @tobiaswedin 3 года назад +13

      @Juan Bonet Some of us still dream of the day that the internet is without those pesky stupid national borders limiting access. Which kinda was the entire point of the internet until corporate greed entered the arena..

    • @hairtrigger8317
      @hairtrigger8317 3 года назад +5

      ​@Juan Bonet the creator lmao

    • @tobiaswedin
      @tobiaswedin 3 года назад +3

      @Juan Bonet the creator of what? The internet? If you mean god then i can't do anything but laugh at the ignorance..

    • @itsicebabyyy7437
      @itsicebabyyy7437 3 года назад

      @Juan Bonet you know your stuff 🥲

  • @skate_health7319
    @skate_health7319 3 года назад +128

    I suffer from severe depression and no matter how shitty I feel this guy makes me fucking laugh, every fucking time. Thank you Ozzy!!! Needed that one

    • @Utubeisazzho
      @Utubeisazzho 3 года назад +10

      Stop being depressed mate. Everyone sucks embrace the suck

    • @ltme4134
      @ltme4134 3 года назад +1

      Get a OneWheel pint, you will never feel depressed again. Got mine a year ago and no longer live in my head.

    • @avinashtiwari9005
      @avinashtiwari9005 3 года назад +1

      Best wishes to you man ❤️🙏

    • @twiztedclown
      @twiztedclown 3 года назад +1

      @@Utubeisazzho society creates the depression so I mean eliminate that problem for me and most and we might be OK to get better. I mean depression gets medication and means your broken. beleiveing your an attack helicopter gets a parade and public praise these days. Depression comes from being told you have all these freedoms that reality shows we do not have. Current generations in a debt trap for over 100 years of industrialized damages none of us reaped any reward from. Kind of hard not to feel depressed when you take life realistically.

    • @Spyweb88
      @Spyweb88 3 года назад

      Fair dinkem mate

  • @jackdaniels9179
    @jackdaniels9179 3 года назад +177

    Who else is here because they've been waiting for this since they first heard kano speak?

  • @Melanrick
    @Melanrick 3 года назад +49

    Man, KANO is making me want to see that mess of a movie. Holy shit that was perfect.

    • @Alishalee44
      @Alishalee44 3 года назад +9

      I thought it was a pretty good movie honestly. I might be biased I'm easy to please and have been and MK fan my whole life.

    • @KarasouTengu
      @KarasouTengu 3 года назад +6

      @@Alishalee44 I thought it was great, Loved the references to the game in it.

    • @Alishalee44
      @Alishalee44 3 года назад +6

      @@KarasouTengu Yes all the easter eggs were 👍🏻👌

    • @iguanajoe9329
      @iguanajoe9329 3 года назад

      Kano is literally the worst thing of that whole shit storm.

    • @Alishalee44
      @Alishalee44 3 года назад +7

      @@iguanajoe9329 I disagree but to each thier own

  • @darnnellmason1900
    @darnnellmason1900 3 года назад +15

    Kano literally made the first hour of the film entertaining.

  • @tammyquakers280
    @tammyquakers280 3 года назад +183

    As soon as I heard Kano speak my thoughts went straight to Ozzy Man...ya fucking beaudy!

    • @randysookdeo2990
      @randysookdeo2990 3 года назад +1

      Told my wife the exact same thing 😂

    • @tammyquakers280
      @tammyquakers280 3 года назад +3

      @@randysookdeo2990 Lol, right. I couldn't get him out of my head, and as soon as I received the notification for this video, I was like, 'yup, I'm not surprised.'

  • @a.t.3192
    @a.t.3192 3 года назад +95

    "Kung Pao, pass us some fucken eggrolls would ya" puts me in stitches every fucken time lol

  • @kingtutankhamun6022
    @kingtutankhamun6022 3 года назад +158

    I heard that he was rush to hospital, for back pain by carrying the whole movie on his back!

    • @Garahan
      @Garahan 3 года назад +10

      don't forget subzero

    • @BaconBane
      @BaconBane 3 года назад +9

      @@Garahan don't forget scorpion

    • @kamenwaticlients
      @kamenwaticlients 3 года назад +18

      Best part of the movie was first 7 minutes, kano, scorpion and subzero. I could give or take the rest. Honorable mention, Sonia.

    • @KD-kl4sx
      @KD-kl4sx 3 года назад

      @@Garahan Not really

    • @bboyhanvzla
      @bboyhanvzla 3 года назад +2

      the sad part is that maybe Kano isn't gonna be in the next movie, so, there's a huge chance the sequel is gonna suck kangaroo' balls.

  • @irrationalgeographic9953
    @irrationalgeographic9953 3 года назад +41

    We need a Ozzy Man and Muza spin off called Mortal Wombat.

    • @skumar5055
      @skumar5055 3 года назад

      More like wombat combat.

    • @elgs7609
      @elgs7609 3 года назад

      2:50 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 ➜ ruclips.net/video/49mwt6s95aY/видео.html
      》》 iPhone Giveaway 《《
      在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木
      來調味食物煮的時候%^%^ 1620506982

    • @philbox4566
      @philbox4566 3 года назад

      I'd pay to see that.

  • @JDs1stChannel
    @JDs1stChannel 3 года назад +5

    Ozzy is great for being so kind hearted about others whom ask that he doesn’t post something because of how embarrassing it was, and happily does so. Definitely a great person, a fair dinkum fella.

  • @LeahMouseVlog
    @LeahMouseVlog 3 года назад +37

    I know zero about Mortal Kombat anything, but I went to see this with my boyfriend and his brother. Kano 100% kept me interested in everything that was going on and had me laughing the whole time. Josh Lawson is brilliant and he was the perfect casting choice for Kano. Loved your reactions and thanks for telling us more about the actor :)

    • @cake94309
      @cake94309 3 года назад

      You won't like the other kanos then lol. This version is the best. The others were just annoying a holes

  • @defwishfx4400
    @defwishfx4400 3 года назад +111

    Kano's fatality was the best back then. My sister spend ages to explain me that I cant just run around and rip peoples heart out. Freagging real life...

    • @Chr1z4m
      @Chr1z4m 3 года назад +1

      Hahahha

    • @Calistarius79
      @Calistarius79 3 года назад

      _"Kali Ma... Kali Ma... Kali Ma Shakti de!"_

  • @mjn0052
    @mjn0052 3 года назад +45

    Every time I heard kanos voice I was reminded of ozzyman... And it put a smile on my face

  • @psypsy751
    @psypsy751 3 года назад +4

    I thought the exact same about Kano. He was the perfect voice of reason in such a ridiculous scenario as a "Mortal Kombat", which says a looot.

  • @BlackDaw1
    @BlackDaw1 3 года назад +14

    Kano absolutely stole every single scene in that movie. He was like the Jack Sparrow of Mortal Kombat. Definitely needs to stay around for the sequels as a major character. Bloody legend he is.

  • @isaacgonzo
    @isaacgonzo 3 года назад +48

    I love the idea of Kano getting his power because of an egg roll

  • @czarface5615
    @czarface5615 3 года назад +36

    Kano was one of the only people who looked like they were payed to act. The rest of the movie looked like stand ins and people who have never acted before. I guess it keeps the MK movie legacy alive in that respect.

    • @natashagk7877
      @natashagk7877 3 года назад +2

      "YOU IDIOTS!! YOU CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!"

    • @MrBielsoN
      @MrBielsoN 3 года назад

      Paid ?🤨

  • @Koudey
    @Koudey 3 года назад +47

    "Is that the only move you know, mate? Ahh! Oh, fahk."

    • @WMithrandirXbox
      @WMithrandirXbox 3 года назад +2

      Possibly the funniest part of the movie

  • @tonysangiorgio6872
    @tonysangiorgio6872 3 года назад +4

    Glad I’m not the only one who thought, “this guy really reminds of Ozzy Man”, every time Kano talked. It’s more than just the Australian accent, too. Like his voice and mannerisms are so similar. Like, if I hadn’t actually seen your face before, I would’ve been like, “Is that ozzy man?”

  • @WacKEDmaN
    @WacKEDmaN 3 года назад +8

    Josh Lawson has done the best portrayal of an aussie in fucking years..... dundee aint got shit on kano!

  • @seanrooney170
    @seanrooney170 3 года назад +33

    the shoulder tap is my favorite scene in the entire film

  • @Neko-Cult
    @Neko-Cult 3 года назад +68

    Kano needs his own tv show, about how he runs the Black Dragon.

    • @josequins9099
      @josequins9099 3 года назад +3

      I would absolutely watch that.

    • @chrisp9824
      @chrisp9824 3 года назад +3

      He doesn't run Black Dragon... he IS the Black Dragon ;P

    • @theboggyman
      @theboggyman 3 года назад

      F yes m8 f yes

  • @daisah1323
    @daisah1323 3 года назад +51

    Australians: Kano is pretty ocker ay
    Everybody else: OMFG they made Kano sound just like Ozzy Man

    • @hazbiniznow89
      @hazbiniznow89 3 года назад +1

      Pretty sure this fella ends up with a sore throat after these videos, aussies don't really talk like that un ironically.

    • @daisah1323
      @daisah1323 3 года назад

      @@hazbiniznow89 Depends on where you're from. Bogans and some people from the country talk like this more naturally. We do make ourselves more ocker around non-Aussies though, like he mentions.
      Source: have been an Aussie my entire life.

    • @shegocrazy
      @shegocrazy 3 года назад

      @@hazbiniznow89 Many do. Many don't.

  • @LosRockson
    @LosRockson 3 года назад +4

    “You sound just like Kano” Hahahaha that was the first thing I thought the second Kano opened his mouth.

  • @jaygarrick69
    @jaygarrick69 3 года назад +6

    His delivery of the jokes is realistic Aussie hot headed sarcasm.

  • @Muipha
    @Muipha 3 года назад +41

    Not going to lie... when Kano was laughing at his superpower I thought that was you laughing off screen...

  • @KarlReith
    @KarlReith 3 года назад +31

    Heath Ledger's inspiration: Tom Watts
    Josh Lawson's inspiration: OzzieMan at 11
    Also would 10/10 watch a movie with Kano and Kabal going at each other and trash talking!

    • @M2Mil7er
      @M2Mil7er 3 года назад +1

      *Tom Waits

    • @haremking7256
      @haremking7256 3 года назад

      They carried the movie

    • @baiwatch1
      @baiwatch1 3 года назад +1

      You're the first person I've seen who's said that. I've been telling friends for years I think Heath Ledger was trying to sound like Tom Waits and they think I'm crazy.

    • @mattwilson9580
      @mattwilson9580 3 года назад +1

      honestly, if the second movie gets greenlit. thats all the need to do for the marketing campaign, just the actors riffing off each other followed by the mortal kombat logo.

  • @michaelmurphy2786
    @michaelmurphy2786 3 года назад +32

    "I'm getting credit for work I havent even done", ah the RUclipsr lifestyle!

  • @hellalpha
    @hellalpha 3 года назад +5

    For a moment, I was thinking 'Ozploitation' was the appropriation of Ozzy Man's likeness.

  • @vladgolcea9840
    @vladgolcea9840 3 года назад +4

    Imagine everyone in MK being a hotheaded Kano. Would love to see the laser rays chaos that kills 90% of people within the first 6 minutes, after 5 min 30 seconds of aussies insulting eachother.

  • @japudjuha
    @japudjuha 3 года назад +34

    I love the fact that there is an aussie with unhindered Ozzie-ness in a big movie.
    Nice to see.

  • @Ben-311
    @Ben-311 3 года назад +22

    We all know the Josh Lawson skin suit Ozzy Man wore for this movie was incredible. The detail was amazing. Now destination fucked videos could include “Finish Him” and or “flawless victory”! One can hope

  • @markofthemitch
    @markofthemitch 3 года назад +24

    The look on Kano's face, I thought he was gonna pop out a hemeroid instead of an eye laser 🤪

    • @goosejail
      @goosejail 3 года назад

      He probably had to say the line without moving his face so they could add the effects easier in post.

  • @jenrig2333
    @jenrig2333 3 года назад +8

    When Kano goes missing, you will find him strapped to a shark in Dr, Evil's lair.

  • @knucklehead5505
    @knucklehead5505 3 года назад +10

    We Need To Start A Petition Or Do A Fundraiser To Get Ozzy Man HBO Max, Or Have Him In The Sequel

    • @abellator7560
      @abellator7560 3 года назад +1

      Y'know i could see the director having ozzy man in the background eating popcorn going ya.. naw... ya

  • @jberg0077
    @jberg0077 3 года назад +34

    Oi mate .... wish I could meet you . Ex pat from Perth ...in Kansas City now . Cheers Top Blooooooke !

    • @ozzymanreviews
      @ozzymanreviews  3 года назад +21

      How the hell do ya end up in Kansas from Perth!? Must be a wild story.

    • @jberg0077
      @jberg0077 3 года назад +9

      @@ozzymanreviews Me dad ...Vietnam. Went around the world . Fortunately ended up in Perth . Long story I’ll tell yous if you can invite me over for a few long neck VBs...Fn h3ll I miss those Nearly as much as meat pies , with fountains . F this sauce here ....

    • @crashman27
      @crashman27 3 года назад +2

      @@ozzymanreviews I was about to ask the same thing!!!!! I live in Missouri and I always wonder how people from around the world end up in a fly over state like this.

    • @steveluckhurst2350
      @steveluckhurst2350 3 года назад

      @@crashman27 Typical aussies bought chap seats on the plane.
      And fell off.
      That's how they end up in a flyover state!

    • @jberg0077
      @jberg0077 3 года назад

      @@crashman27 Oi crash where in Missouri are yous at ?

  • @DerrellCarter
    @DerrellCarter 3 года назад +15

    I saw in an interview that "fuckin beauty" was a Josh Lawson improv line. Makes it so much better.

    • @vegasvargas
      @vegasvargas 3 года назад +2

      Don't forget the meme that came out ages ago.

  • @UntitledHelix
    @UntitledHelix 3 года назад +51

    Literally walking in the door after seeing the film and this gets uploaded.

    • @miboogaroo
      @miboogaroo 3 года назад

      Same. Whole cinema was enjoying Kano.

  • @83412932
    @83412932 3 года назад +1

    So the guy training Josh Lawson in those shot is Nino Pilla, he also worked on Big Stan and Real Rob if anyone's interested.

  • @adamant4107
    @adamant4107 3 года назад +3

    Josh has turned Kano into a fan favourite.
    Just like Jason Mamoa with Aquaman.
    You get the right actor and a great script and suddenly you've got magic!
    Can't wait to see this movie!

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 Год назад

      Kano was a fan favorite after the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie where he was portrayed by the late Trevor Goddard.

  • @icycryyt4922
    @icycryyt4922 3 года назад +56

    When I heard "Kano" in the title, I knew I was in for a treat.

  • @feenfader
    @feenfader 3 года назад +12

    Wait.......NO HBOMAX in Australia?!?!? Cancel me trip, Sheila!!!

  • @mustafaabbasi1073
    @mustafaabbasi1073 3 года назад +17

    Holy shit Josh Lawson is actually Australian?? I always thought he was American, and in MK I was like 'wtf couldn't they get someone from Ozzie land rather than making this dude do an Ozzie Accent??'

    • @lmaree200886
      @lmaree200886 3 года назад +3

      Do you know the actress Yvonne Strahovski at all? She currently plays Serena Joy in The Handmaid's tale. She's actually Australian too, she's been hiding it for years!

    • @batterysurf
      @batterysurf 3 года назад +6

      yeah and the chick who plays Sonya is also Aussie

    • @miboogaroo
      @miboogaroo 3 года назад +6

      At least half were Aussies, boxing boss. Reiko, Kabal, Goro.....

    • @mustafaabbasi1073
      @mustafaabbasi1073 3 года назад +1

      @@lmaree200886 yeah but I'm talking about manufacturing american accent... Yvonne's ozzie accent slips in tbh, even I can feel it lol.

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 3 года назад +1

      @@miboogaroo goro 🙄

  • @onixy7818
    @onixy7818 3 года назад +5

    The lazerbeam scene will never gets old

  • @trevor311264
    @trevor311264 3 года назад +2

    "We all cringe when the Australian accent gets too bombastic!" Nah mate, you go right ahead, I love it so much Australia is on my bucket list, even with the snakes and spiders. I am from Perth too you know, just a different one!

  • @jtsuave6125
    @jtsuave6125 3 года назад +25

    It would be great to see a short clip of Kano and OZ man meeting and then a road trip together. # destination F#%ked

    • @velkanzi
      @velkanzi 3 года назад +1

      Be nice to see them meet, at a BBQ, sipping a some mid strength beers waiting for the snags to be ready.

  • @aayushsinghsengar7129
    @aayushsinghsengar7129 3 года назад +32

    Ozzy boy is the second most adorable creature I saw today

    • @bravoalley228
      @bravoalley228 3 года назад +2

      Who was the first?

    • @aayushsinghsengar7129
      @aayushsinghsengar7129 3 года назад +1

      @@bravoalley228 a kitten with a pup....hope that qualifies.

    • @bravoalley228
      @bravoalley228 3 года назад

      @@aayushsinghsengar7129 🥰

    • @paulosullivan3205
      @paulosullivan3205 3 года назад

      @@aayushsinghsengar7129 no not even close, not even close to being close

    • @aayushsinghsengar7129
      @aayushsinghsengar7129 3 года назад

      @@paulosullivan3205 whoa whoa. they belong to different specie so opinion might differ. cheers

  • @SpXPtwn
    @SpXPtwn 3 года назад +6

    Side bar, though the original Kano was actually a brit and used an aussie accent in the movie, he really was such a badass 💪🏼 rest in peace, Trevor Goddard ☄🐉🐲

  • @sonicmoviefan063ez8
    @sonicmoviefan063ez8 3 года назад +3

    “Kano looks like a strong character and I can’t wait to see it.” -ozzyman

  • @travismcnasty4239
    @travismcnasty4239 3 года назад +1

    Love Straya. Ever since that foreign exchange student lived in my house for a month. Me being a hopeless romantic and her being a girl with good standard, it never would have worked out.
    But a cute girl who said fun foreign things like "heeps" and "arvo" and "what is the shit with people from Seattle, are they all cold bastards, or is it just me?" Melted my heart of stone.

  • @GyroZeppel
    @GyroZeppel 3 года назад +7

    When he said “fucking whoops” to the fighters telling Sonya blade that she couldn’t train with them I fucking lost it hahaha

  • @RtistiqSkubie
    @RtistiqSkubie 3 года назад +10

    When Cole & Sonya was talking about her lack of having the mark & you could HEAR Kano say "wah-wah" in the background making fun of her...
    I damn near laughed my lungs out.

    • @infallibleblue
      @infallibleblue 3 года назад

      I caught that too! Subtle but funny!

    • @ThePopolou
      @ThePopolou 3 года назад

      Bingo, cracked me up and went back to check it actually did happen and I just lost my shit.

  • @leeburkeked
    @leeburkeked 3 года назад +16

    That's pretty much all of kanos quality screentime

  • @pinkace
    @pinkace 3 года назад +6

    I just saw the movie and honestly he made the movie 10 times better than it had any right to be.

  • @niceguy4895
    @niceguy4895 3 года назад +4

    When you whispered "tosser" I instantly thought of the 3 owls talking shit 😂

  • @WanderingWeirdly
    @WanderingWeirdly 3 года назад +6

    My favorite Kano moment was when he scoffed: "Fuckin' whoops."

  • @CallieMasters5000
    @CallieMasters5000 3 года назад +13

    It's like National Geographic up in here, studying the Ozploitation subculture. I hope there isn't a test over this by the end of the class.

    • @turdferguson7112
      @turdferguson7112 3 года назад

      Is an oral test, so you'll do better than ok....

  • @cmac6136
    @cmac6136 3 года назад +26

    I got to see it before they copyright strike this video. 😆😆

  • @TheTonySRich
    @TheTonySRich 3 года назад +1

    Josh Lawson was absolutely the best part of that movie, I wouldn't be surprised if he contributed to Kano's dialogue, it was too spot on for a non Aussie to have written

  • @besinji2000
    @besinji2000 3 года назад +1

    One of the most honest and genuine things I’ve ever seen on the internet. You are and always will be one of my favorites

  • @RocketsFishingAdventures
    @RocketsFishingAdventures 3 года назад +54

    0:53 You know shit's got real when a masks end's up on your desk....Batman, Spiderman, Ozzyman...all the good Mans wear masks when you think about it.

    • @disabledshrek6701
      @disabledshrek6701 3 года назад +5

      Yeah that’s why Superman doesn’t wear one

    • @Nova3261
      @Nova3261 3 года назад +1

      doctor strange, banner/hulk, professor x, thor, the three blokes from fantastic four, flash with the helmet, quicksilver and many many more don't wear masks an that's not even including the female characters lol it's probably something like 50/50 those who wear and those who don't

    • @jstan5802
      @jstan5802 3 года назад +1

      @Agent Beige That made me chuckled, thanks

    • @bigdikbubls
      @bigdikbubls 3 года назад +3

      @@Nova3261 we don't let something as trivial as facts get in the way of a joke

    • @hughjanus7497
      @hughjanus7497 3 года назад +1

      @@bigdikbubls piss poor joke then coz it seems more of a statement than a joke but you do you

  • @garyevans3421
    @garyevans3421 3 года назад +4

    Between John Jarrett and Chopper Reed, I’ve learned to keep an eye on an Ozzy with an overly sinister laugh! 😂

  • @Kenji_22-21
    @Kenji_22-21 3 года назад +7

    The moment I hear Kano's Voice the first thing that came in my head is OzzyMan

  • @ripleyleuzarder630
    @ripleyleuzarder630 Год назад

    In Pearl Harbor, an Auzi diesel Sub came into port, and the whole Sub base got to watch drunk Auzi Sailer's get into fights with their mates. When they were done they all went back to the bar. The guy on Top Watch, of their Sub, had a 16oz can of beer.... What a tangled web we weave LOL never forgot 1974/75

  • @bravophoenix2341
    @bravophoenix2341 Год назад +1

    I had my doubts about this movie when I first heard about it, but when I seen the first fight scene I was immediately hooked. I love this movie and I'm really excited for the sequel

  • @yanderecay
    @yanderecay 3 года назад +15

    Dont ya just luv it when he says heres my face
    Such a legend 🤣

    • @ibrahimzulfiquar668
      @ibrahimzulfiquar668 3 года назад +9

      Me face😂

    • @yanderecay
      @yanderecay 3 года назад +2

      @@ibrahimzulfiquar668 yea 😂🤣

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 3 года назад

      I actually don't like it. I mean why's he gotta say it every time he shows his face? It's not like he's hidden it at all.

  • @SLAYHOLE88
    @SLAYHOLE88 3 года назад +9

    At one point in the movie Sonya mentions how she doesn't have them set and off in the background you hear kano go wah wah

  • @dukenukem3dfx572
    @dukenukem3dfx572 3 года назад +8

    I'm a little bit sad that Yahoo Serious wasn't in the Ozploitation collage. Great job in Mortal Kombat BTW! We all know it was you.

  • @davidvincent8929
    @davidvincent8929 3 года назад +1

    Who said:
    I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy!

  • @snowmink5508
    @snowmink5508 3 года назад +1

    When my dear Brisbane friend makes the occasional visit to the US. He came to Oklahoma and god, the people who just flocked to him hearing his voice was amusing and a little cringe a the same time. Thumbs up on your awesome videos.