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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe  3 года назад +3833

    Holiday Season deal! Go to nordvpn.com/stevenhe
    to get a 2-year plan plus 1 additional month with a huge discount.

    • @evilcat212
      @evilcat212 3 года назад +7

      Oot

    • @kingpanda904
      @kingpanda904 3 года назад +7

      First to like this comment rest of you are failures

    • @DefinitelyNotJethro
      @DefinitelyNotJethro 3 года назад +6

      We haven't got "Nord VPN"... We got "South VPN"! ("Nord" means "North" in German... Yeah it's a bad joke lol)

    • @W.HDcFanFanArt
      @W.HDcFanFanArt 3 года назад +12

      Oh no what's happened to your eye whatever ever it is I hope that it heals and the bejjing embassy doesn't hear from this message

    • @justright2357
      @justright2357 3 года назад +3

      Amazing

  • @ThatGothScarlly
    @ThatGothScarlly 3 года назад +13894

    "You got Hersheys"
    "We got he/hims"
    Literally the best line

    • @Everie
      @Everie 3 года назад +551

      👞 I will send you to Jesus

    • @owoe_flower
      @owoe_flower 3 года назад +210

      LMAO i missed it bc the video was going a little too fast and now im laughing my ass off at this comment.

    • @CLOUDSTAR9
      @CLOUDSTAR9 2 года назад +56

      I get it now 😂😂

    • @Muninnfeathers
      @Muninnfeathers 2 года назад +47

      Deceased. 💀

    • @ThatGothScarlly
      @ThatGothScarlly 2 года назад +28

      My first ever comment to reach 1k likes...... Wow
      Why this tho

  • @GamePandaXXL
    @GamePandaXXL 3 года назад +5395

    "we have 5-day-depression"
    "thats called WEEK DAYS"
    god why is that so true

  • @reiteration6273
    @reiteration6273 3 года назад +23834

    When he said "Tournament of Failures", I knew Steven's Dad would buy that in a heartbeat. 🤣

    • @kekso2205
      @kekso2205 3 года назад +642

      League of Legends is Turnament of Failures the should rename the game after that.

    • @birdurai6688
      @birdurai6688 3 года назад +79

      @@シエスタ-z3s I'm more confused of the #'s...

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 3 года назад +13

      咯哦哦了

    • @KeloNem
      @KeloNem 3 года назад +187

      why did I think the dad was gonna say “THATS JUST MY SON PLAYING GAMES”

    • @skunk2x19
      @skunk2x19 3 года назад +36

      i knew he would buy five

  • @LucidVitro
    @LucidVitro Год назад +293

    "You got Call of Duty"
    "We got Text of Job"
    THIS LINE KILLED ME

  • @Bogdanol1
    @Bogdanol1 2 года назад +3896

    "We've got tournament of failures."
    "I'll take 5."
    Legendary tier joke

  • @figloalds
    @figloalds 2 года назад +7542

    "We got 5-day depression"
    "What the hell, they're called week days!"
    That one was good af

    • @ibrahimahm3d
      @ibrahimahm3d 2 года назад +26

      🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @gmoney6935
      @gmoney6935 2 года назад +65

      I didn't even process that one!

    • @ibrahimahm3d
      @ibrahimahm3d 2 года назад +42

      @@gmoney6935 same until I saw this comment… it’s definitely the best joke in the video I love his off brand videos

    • @sanchitamandal7485
      @sanchitamandal7485 2 года назад +10

      I almost died lmao

    • @tanthovo5894
      @tanthovo5894 2 года назад +9

      You mean school

  • @meghanmedendorp3257
    @meghanmedendorp3257 2 года назад +7469

    I love how he couldn’t even hold his laughter when he said “oh that’s not Microsoft, that’s big hard”

    • @wolfpriest6954
      @wolfpriest6954 2 года назад +128

      Big hard what?

    • @meghanmedendorp3257
      @meghanmedendorp3257 2 года назад +337

      @@wolfpriest6954 it’s the opposite of Microsoft. Micro= small, so big. Soft is hard. So big hard.

    • @minijp1300
      @minijp1300 2 года назад +201

      Its a ‘thats what she said joke’ if u dont get it u dont get it

    • @meghanmedendorp3257
      @meghanmedendorp3257 2 года назад +21

      @@minijp1300 we’re you replying to ME or the other person??

    • @eisenklad
      @eisenklad 2 года назад +72

      @@meghanmedendorp3257 you could also say macrohard

  • @GlitchyBoy823
    @GlitchyBoy823 9 месяцев назад +214

    “You got Quakers Oats “
    “We got Jacob’s Nuts”

    • @savitaruhella9573
      @savitaruhella9573 8 месяцев назад +18

      I made one also
      "You got clash of clans"
      "We got peace of kingdoms"

    • @FuriousGuy1234
      @FuriousGuy1234 7 месяцев назад

      @@savitaruhella9573dude that’s actually good

    • @Darkgubz
      @Darkgubz 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@savitaruhella9573you got Subway surfer?
      Nah,we got planes fly

    • @PurpleGuy661
      @PurpleGuy661 6 месяцев назад +13

      Person 1: what are you eating?
      Person 2: Jacob’s Nuts
      ☠️

    • @shadoww-snoww
      @shadoww-snoww 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@PurpleGuy661 "I love Jacob's nuts! They taste so good!"

  • @sans9232
    @sans9232 2 года назад +6437

    "You got 5 hours energy?"
    "We got 5 days depression"
    That's the line that made me wheeze until I almost passed out

    • @G4L4XYISIDK
      @G4L4XYISIDK 2 года назад +64

      That's...
      big.. hard....
      KOALA THEATER
      Fifth Day
      Tournamental Failure

    • @zdcrypt5687
      @zdcrypt5687 2 года назад +27

      @@G4L4XYISIDK the hail you mean koala theater it’s koala detour😂 and tournamental failure? It’s tournament of failures.

    • @joshuaarsis7753
      @joshuaarsis7753 2 года назад +4

      @@G4L4XYISIDK 😂

    • @beidmoint1370
      @beidmoint1370 2 года назад +69

      IT'S CALLED WEEKDAYS HAHAHAHA

    • @muhammadirfanseptiannugrah5341
      @muhammadirfanseptiannugrah5341 2 года назад +3

      @@beidmoint1370 what the heck

  • @DragonBorne1991
    @DragonBorne1991 2 года назад +4498

    "Is that Matt Damon?"
    "No, that's his cousin Carpet Damon."
    "I will send you to Jesus."
    Best. Line. Ever.

  • @throne8593
    @throne8593 2 года назад +2994

    “That’s big hard”
    “BIG HARD”
    I love this line, it really is great because he holds back his laughter

    • @itskaiks3469
      @itskaiks3469 2 года назад +12

      *insert me when ur mum joke here*

    • @itskaiks3469
      @itskaiks3469 2 года назад +8

      *insert me when ur mum joke here*

    • @jhericogaza6748
      @jhericogaza6748 2 года назад +16

      Should have called macrohard..but big hard is way funnier

    • @kokushibo1638
      @kokushibo1638 2 года назад +2

      That line is my favorite

    • @kokushibo1638
      @kokushibo1638 2 года назад +2

      That line is the best line

  • @YourName-qg2of
    @YourName-qg2of Год назад +114

    "Oh no that's not Microsoft, that's * laughter * big hard."
    "BEEEEEG HAAAAAAAAAAARD?"

  • @arandomweeb1890
    @arandomweeb1890 3 года назад +1784

    "Oh no thats not Microsoft, thats Big Hard"
    I love how he doesn't cut the part where he laughs at this, it makes it even more hilarious

    • @Kitsunegami
      @Kitsunegami 3 года назад +24

      Bigger Hard!?!?!?!

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 3 года назад +4

      You’re every where I think saw you in Vtuber stuffs.

    • @notaburneraccount
      @notaburneraccount 3 года назад +3

      😂⚰️⚰️⚰️

    • @andypandy4722
      @andypandy4722 3 года назад +22

      Macrohard

    • @nicholaslau3194
      @nicholaslau3194 3 года назад +7

      I'm just gonna head to the orange store for a macpaperback

  • @radlinraf9236
    @radlinraf9236 2 года назад +3805

    “Thats not Microsoft, Thats big hard ”
    "BIG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!"
    That's the line that made me wheeze until I almost passed out!! Literally the best line!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @master_mega
    @master_mega 2 года назад +2853

    As an Australian I can confirm that “crocodile-help” is our favourite drink

    • @master_mega
      @master_mega 2 года назад +98

      But I cannot vouch for “koala-detour” as that’s just made by a company in another country that sells Australian food

    • @yn-kun6538
      @yn-kun6538 2 года назад +58

      Americans just don’t understand the beauty of crocodile-help 😔🤚🏼

    • @yellowwasp6949
      @yellowwasp6949 2 года назад +8

      @@yn-kun6538 I know right

    • @master_mega
      @master_mega 2 года назад +2

      @@Tech-Ultimate it’s a joke yeash

    • @kapythebara5089
      @kapythebara5089 2 года назад +2

      @@yn-kun6538 same

  • @AnimCosplays3
    @AnimCosplays3 Год назад +78

    Famous quotes, “KOALA DETOUR” and “BIG HARD” said by Steven he, the guy who makes us laugh every day.

  • @Moshuun
    @Moshuun 3 года назад +1049

    Idky but “crocodile help” put me on the floor.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +96

      😂😂😂

    • @kziila0244
      @kziila0244 3 года назад +25

      @@StevenHe
      Just saying, but Kitkat should’ve been Pupdog since baby cats are called kit/kitten and baby dogs are called pup/puppy.

    • @kziila0244
      @kziila0244 3 года назад +11

      @@amoeba_with_rizz
      How is that an r/whoosh? He was obviously playing on the word ‘kat’ being ‘cat’ and making an opposite version. Kitcat. Pupdog. That would’ve enhanced the joke. What are you on?

    • @laserblast1832
      @laserblast1832 3 года назад +4

      @@kziila0244 just ignore him, just another braindead commenter looking for attention

    • @riduanaqil1452
      @riduanaqil1452 3 года назад +3

      @@kziila0244 I was thinking of adult dog

  • @gavalant366
    @gavalant366 2 года назад +688

    "you got Quaker's oats?"
    "Nope we got Jacob's Nuts."
    *I'm ded*

    • @hottgirlsx3
      @hottgirlsx3 2 года назад +19

      I’ve been seeing if someone said something about Jacob nuts

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 2 года назад +24

      Jacob's nuts and BigHard
      I think I see something

    • @xnate11
      @xnate11 2 года назад +3

      @@hottgirlsx3 same haha

    • @Scarzk
      @Scarzk 2 года назад

      SAY NO MORE

    • @typicalvillageguard4452
      @typicalvillageguard4452 2 года назад

      Some random rock: 🗿

  • @The_GreenHub
    @The_GreenHub 2 года назад +4027

    Steven trying to control his laughter at the "big hard" bit was so funny

    • @felixlee9645
      @felixlee9645 2 года назад +38

      Explain the pepsi thing

    • @samhamplayz3251
      @samhamplayz3251 2 года назад +12

      lol

    • @MrPP.
      @MrPP. 2 года назад +152

      @@felixlee9645 cause it's pronounced as pep-see, so they sell the off brand version which is Pep-Hear

    • @rosanafalcao4038
      @rosanafalcao4038 2 года назад +60

      @@MrPP. I think it should've been Pepno since si in Spanish is yes

    • @PatoChu
      @PatoChu 2 года назад +21

      @@rosanafalcao4038 yes I was waiting for someopne to say that

  • @AbdulkarimZaidi
    @AbdulkarimZaidi 7 дней назад +1

    0:50 Steven: you got quakers?
    Shop assistant: We got Jacob’s nuts ☠️

  • @DC-tm7hs
    @DC-tm7hs 2 года назад +1855

    When the dad yelled “BIG HAAAARD?!?!” I nearly died laughing and crying!🤣🤣🤣

  • @waltofalltrades6817
    @waltofalltrades6817 2 года назад +838

    "You got ice cream?"
    "We got fire milk."
    That one just about killed me. XD

    • @music389xd4
      @music389xd4 2 года назад +4

      Sounds melted?

    • @fmfilipinoman5609
      @fmfilipinoman5609 2 года назад +24

      It’s milked from the angriest cows

    • @obseys
      @obseys 2 года назад +1

      Sounds like mad milj

    • @MOE_FUN
      @MOE_FUN 2 года назад +1

      His reaction… OMG it was hilarious!

    • @B3_H0N3ST
      @B3_H0N3ST Год назад +1

      Same xd

  • @kamiladrewaossowska1847
    @kamiladrewaossowska1847 3 года назад +3573

    I love how he couldn't even say "big hard" without laughing lol

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +1099

      probably best joke I've ever written

    • @Celestial_Iris
      @Celestial_Iris 3 года назад +85

      @@シエスタ-z3s dude wtf

    • @redstonulo
      @redstonulo 3 года назад +60

      @@Celestial_Iris i knew this was gonna be there (its probably a bot)

    • @og_ocassions
      @og_ocassions 3 года назад +21

      I thought the same thing!! LMAOOO! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @og_ocassions
      @og_ocassions 3 года назад +16

      @@redstonulo yea it is, unless they comment on this comment.

  • @NanobanaKinako
    @NanobanaKinako 11 месяцев назад +11

    You got RUclips?
    No, we got MePipe

  • @luwi5972
    @luwi5972 3 года назад +832

    "You got 5 hour energy?"
    "We got 5 day depression"
    "What the he- it's called weekdays"
    Yeah hes not wrong

    • @techrvl9406
      @techrvl9406 3 года назад +20

      That line was everything

    • @adamself2463
      @adamself2463 3 года назад +10

      *weak days*

    • @strayrunner0339
      @strayrunner0339 2 года назад +2

      you mean strong years

    • @Guyettejohn
      @Guyettejohn 2 года назад

      @@strayrunner0339 "you got weekends?"
      "No,but we do got Monthstarts"

  • @lostsilver94
    @lostsilver94 2 года назад +1762

    "You got Quakers Oats?"
    "We got Jacobs Nuts!"
    Second best line ever

  • @nicktestorial7945
    @nicktestorial7945 2 года назад +846

    "You got quaker oats, no we got Jacob's nuts" that made me laugh so hard

    • @Charged_Creeper6
      @Charged_Creeper6 2 года назад +9

      I know SAME!! 😂

    • @PAlouidor
      @PAlouidor 2 года назад +4

      This one hit me the most I fell out the chair.

    • @FarFromHome91
      @FarFromHome91 2 года назад

      ironically we have Jacob's nuts in australia 🤣

    • @SXVIOREDITS
      @SXVIOREDITS 2 года назад

      agreed my hand couldn’t do anything cuz i was laughing so hard

    • @Charlotte-dq2fk
      @Charlotte-dq2fk 2 года назад +1

      Do they have Jacob's sausage aswell

  • @JustYourAverageYouTubeViewer
    @JustYourAverageYouTubeViewer Год назад +13

    "Surely you have Hershey's"
    "We have Hehims" 😭

  • @jiungieluvs
    @jiungieluvs 2 года назад +1394

    "I will send you to Jesus."
    LITERALLY MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.
    edit: mom i’m famous

    • @pkphantom
      @pkphantom 2 года назад +16

      I don't know why that keeps catching me off guard but I'm glad it does

    • @wdolgae
      @wdolgae 2 года назад +2

      I was expecting a response to that!

    • @jiungieluvs
      @jiungieluvs 2 года назад +1

      @@pkphantom SAME ☠️

    • @jiungieluvs
      @jiungieluvs 2 года назад

      @@wdolgae hello :3

    • @Dat_MrBlack
      @Dat_MrBlack 2 года назад

      the best line
      and the "Failure" line

  • @sregt
    @sregt 3 года назад +159

    "You have Quakers oats?"
    "No we got Jacob's nuts"
    PLEASE THAT PART GOT ME DYING

  • @ZigZagPower
    @ZigZagPower 3 года назад +1792

    Yooo, another banger from Steven!

    • @シエスタ-z3s
      @シエスタ-z3s 3 года назад

      --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Party Special for you
      💋 NUDE.SNAPGIRLS.TODAY/SIESTA?Party 💋.
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Party Special for you
      💋 NUDE.SNAPGIRLS.TODAY/SIESTA?Party 💋.
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @justright2357
      @justright2357 3 года назад +4

      OH NEVER KNEW ZIG WAS HERE lol

    • @dremsten8988
      @dremsten8988 3 года назад +2

      just like he banged his head

    • @divbs1605
      @divbs1605 3 года назад

      Hi ZigZag

    • @divbs1605
      @divbs1605 3 года назад

      @@slimetree like last week or the week before

  • @zairerolle757
    @zairerolle757 10 месяцев назад +9

    "You got ice cream?"
    "We have fire milk."
    "FIIRRE MILLLKK?!"
    "Only from the angriest cows."

  • @rni_
    @rni_ 2 года назад +669

    "You got ice cream?"
    "We got fire milk"
    this is so good

  • @leo-hao
    @leo-hao 3 года назад +685

    Cashier: "Tournament of failures"
    Steven's dad: "Hey my son is in that"

    • @falkov2447
      @falkov2447 3 года назад +34

      "tournament of failures"
      Stevens dad: TAKE MY MONEY

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +100

      HAHAHA it's only steven

    • @tejascheema9712
      @tejascheema9712 3 года назад +9

      @@StevenHe this is like sprint video, but faster

    • @Mortisem
      @Mortisem 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, copyright money

    • @Mainter23
      @Mainter23 3 года назад +3

      @@StevenHe and he still cannot win

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +2584

    "I will send you to Jesus"
    Clerk: Oh you mean Moist Cr1tikal?

    • @koreancowboy42
      @koreancowboy42 2 года назад +36

      Bro? Tf? You here too????????? I saw you mins ago!??????????

    • @garredbell2159
      @garredbell2159 2 года назад +20

      omg why are u everywhere

    • @pixelhy
      @pixelhy 2 года назад +10

      @@garredbell2159 because comment botting

    • @wovenfur6711
      @wovenfur6711 2 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @sokialegit
      @sokialegit 2 года назад +1

      Hello guy

  • @sabbath.death_punk666
    @sabbath.death_punk666 Год назад +40

    it was too funny even Steven couldn't help but start chuckling 1:09 best part of the video

  • @hazard_flame7890
    @hazard_flame7890 2 года назад +1247

    "Gatorade"
    "Crocodile health"
    "Where this from"
    "Australia"
    That made me laugh so hard🤣🤣

    • @acidicblitzen2072
      @acidicblitzen2072 2 года назад +45

      i thought its crocodile help ngl

    • @Ozymandias2x
      @Ozymandias2x 2 года назад +43

      @@acidicblitzen2072 It is. Gator Ade sounds like Gator Aid, hence Crocodile Help.

    • @joshlikescarcrushers2635
      @joshlikescarcrushers2635 2 года назад +6

      I live in Australia and this is so accurate😂

    • @412Shivangi
      @412Shivangi Год назад +1

      It was crocodile help for Gator'aid'

    • @StarkSpider24
      @StarkSpider24 Год назад +1

      Mumbling “Of course… 😒”
      Made me laugh harder than it should.

  • @b3ttr
    @b3ttr 3 года назад +1317

    Got me dead laughing on the ground when you said “Big Hard”!

    • @schmollanski
      @schmollanski 3 года назад +70

      In my city there literally is a microsoft call-center named "MegaHard". Germany btw

    • @b3ttr
      @b3ttr 3 года назад +9

      @@schmollanski hahahaha

    • @Whyyoutubewhy..
      @Whyyoutubewhy.. 3 года назад +16

      @@schmollanski 😳😳😳

    • @schmollanski
      @schmollanski 3 года назад +15

      Just as a follow up it actually is certified by Microsoft and the building is painted in the four colors of the Microsoft logo. Gotta go see if I would be able to take a picture since there is like no picture of it online and not even Google Streetview but it is a fair bit away from my home so have to see first.

    • @luciofloresv7207
      @luciofloresv7207 3 года назад +8

      BiG HaRd!!!!

  • @TurqueWithTheMicrophone
    @TurqueWithTheMicrophone 2 года назад +152

    “You got Burger King?”
    “We got Pizza Queen.”
    “You got Dollar Tree?”
    “We got Quarter Bush.”
    “You got McDonald’s?”
    “We got McDavid’s.”

    • @keithkunikida1222
      @keithkunikida1222 2 года назад +18

      “You got Kentucky Fried Chicken?”
      “We got Utah Steamed Beef.”

    • @PianoCrab
      @PianoCrab 2 года назад +16

      "You got Pizza Hut?"
      "We got Calzone Shack."

    • @eirdonne_
      @eirdonne_ 2 года назад +18

      "You got Taco Bell?"
      "We got Burrito Chime."
      "You got Starbucks?"
      "We got Sundollars."

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 2 года назад +3

      I mean I got Queen’s Pizza

    • @Scott_mans
      @Scott_mans 2 года назад +6

      “Do you have Ocean Spray?”
      “No we have Lake Squirt.”

  • @SpaceVacuum-xb2ki
    @SpaceVacuum-xb2ki Год назад +8

    The way the guy SCREAMED "BIG-HARD" with a straight face is magnificent

  • @phewgangslomo2478
    @phewgangslomo2478 2 года назад +1131

    I had to pause the video to burst out laughing at
    “Fiiiiiiire Miiilk?!”
    “Jacobs Nuts”
    And “Koala Detour?!” 😂😂😂

  • @grate5463
    @grate5463 3 года назад +211

    0:49 "We've got 5 day depression. It called Weekdays" That just summarizes our entire human life and existence.

  • @ejrocks8076
    @ejrocks8076 2 года назад +411

    “It tastes like how Rick Astley sounds.” Literally the best line ever

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman 2 года назад +11

      It bothers me that there’s a certain percentage of the world’s population that knows this & can confirm! 😅

    • @Bread-b8v
      @Bread-b8v 2 года назад +2

      Yeah it is 👌

    • @music389xd4
      @music389xd4 2 года назад

      💀

    • @music389xd4
      @music389xd4 2 года назад +3

      Nice Rick Roll

    • @JustARandomGuy-1234
      @JustARandomGuy-1234 2 года назад +2

      must taste amazing then

  • @Rylan5522
    @Rylan5522 25 дней назад +8

    1:12 BIG HARD?!?😂

  • @Kaehyung
    @Kaehyung 3 года назад +139

    "We got 5 day depression"
    "WHAT THE HE- they're called week days"
    my favorite part

  • @jacobrispoli4351
    @jacobrispoli4351 Год назад +584

    Salesman: We have Tournament of Failures
    Steven's Dad: I'll take five!

  • @undeadboyoexe6268
    @undeadboyoexe6268 3 года назад +422

    1:36 every time Steven's dad says "I will send you to Jesus" I laugh uncontrollably

  • @RobloxKid123
    @RobloxKid123 Год назад +4

    "Do you have jolly ranchers"
    "We have depressed ranchers"
    "DEPRESSED RANCHERS???? How do those taste like?"
    "They taste like your life"

  • @bodin1912
    @bodin1912 2 года назад +334

    The “I will send you to Jesus” line took me by surprise and it made me actually laugh out loud

  • @justsomerandomanimefan1135
    @justsomerandomanimefan1135 3 года назад +317

    I love how Steven’s dad just summoned the slipper to his hand using his Asian powers

  • @slygun451
    @slygun451 2 года назад +382

    “I will send you to jesus” should be your merchandise. I’d wear that hat/shirt

    • @insanityplea5502
      @insanityplea5502 Год назад +9

      With a slipper in a hand!

    • @krithikasaikrishnan622
      @krithikasaikrishnan622 Год назад +9

      We demand this merch, Steven. Stop being a failure and make it happen!!!!

    • @That_one_bitch_16
      @That_one_bitch_16 Год назад +1

      That's what my mom said to me when I messed up in front of the family

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Год назад +1

      ​@@krithikasaikrishnan622hasn't opened a business with one foot.

  • @seven6two_
    @seven6two_ 3 месяца назад +1

    “league of legends”
    “ tournament of failures” 💀💀

  • @leovaldez680
    @leovaldez680 2 года назад +303

    Seeing his dad yell “BIG HARD” at the top of his lungs broke me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rysterstech
      @rysterstech 2 года назад +3

      They're the same person, hence the bandage in the same spot in both characters

    • @leovaldez680
      @leovaldez680 2 года назад +9

      @@rysterstech I know lmao, I’m talking about the character. That’s a pretty central thing to understand about his content

    • @scphobia
      @scphobia Год назад +1

      ​@@leovaldez680that's the store employee bro

    • @Valor1610
      @Valor1610 Год назад

      ​@@rysterstechNah bro its Steven's dad and the store employee what you on about dawg

  • @solairstudios2443
    @solairstudios2443 3 года назад +536

    My favorite gift is after the ads, where we get to see that Steven is a person with feelings, and not just a supercomputer of quality comedy. It always makes me happy to see the bloopers.
    "Thank you for sponsoring this video"
    "KOALA DETOUR!?!"

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 года назад +4

      That sounds more like an australian fastfood restaurant.

  • @samiam1088
    @samiam1088 3 месяца назад +1

    "BEEEEEGGAAA HAARRRRRDDD" 🤣

  • @nolansmith8261
    @nolansmith8261 2 года назад +359

    “You got Skyrim?”
    “We got GroundCenter.”
    “Fine, I’ll just go to target.”
    “Oh, you mean Arrow!”
    “I will send you to Jesus.”
    “We got Susej.”
    “What da hail?!?”
    “We got what the heaven?”

    • @ZirkaZironka
      @ZirkaZironka 2 года назад +22

      You got assassin's creed?
      No we got medic's club

    • @itza_bag6496
      @itza_bag6496 2 года назад +10

      “You got Roblox?”
      “We got Orspherez”

    • @WEENUS157
      @WEENUS157 2 года назад +14

      You got minecraft?
      No we go blockplacer

    • @ceferinomontagna438
      @ceferinomontagna438 2 года назад +6

      @@WEENUS157 digbuild

    • @itskaiks3469
      @itskaiks3469 2 года назад +3

      I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS “you mean hesus?” (How Mexicans say Jesus)

  • @JCSwishMan33
    @JCSwishMan33 2 года назад +1369

    "You got Dove chocolate?"
    "We got *B I R D*."
    I don't know why, but the delivery just SLAYED me.

  • @RushWheeler
    @RushWheeler 2 года назад +232

    Steven just trying his best to hold in his laughter when saying Big Hard is the highlight of this video.

  • @chiangjacob5973
    @chiangjacob5973 Месяц назад +7

    0:48 bro just said my name and my…..

  • @jafmdiscord1210
    @jafmdiscord1210 2 года назад +2064

    "Let me guess, authentic Chinese food, panda express?"
    "..."
    "..."
    "...koala detour"
    "*throws shoe* KOALA DETOUR?!!!"
    fantastic and hilarious

    • @TheBrokenOwl
      @TheBrokenOwl 2 года назад +38

      A lot of celebrities go there!

    • @gabrielzinho3230
      @gabrielzinho3230 2 года назад +20

      KOALAS ARE NOT EVEN CHINESE

    • @MxS1996
      @MxS1996 2 года назад +11

      I'm surprised he didn't throw it at "Beeeeeega Haaaaaaad"

    • @natchu96
      @natchu96 2 года назад +9

      @@gabrielzinho3230 it has to go down to Australia and back, that's why it's a detour.

    • @fabioformisano2
      @fabioformisano2 2 года назад

      Koalaaaaa detooooooouuur!

  • @thoccult
    @thoccult 3 года назад +119

    "It's like Mountain Dew but in 4K." holy shit that got me laughing on the floor

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +26

      big facts.

    • @1vy_Ro5e
      @1vy_Ro5e 3 года назад +6

      @@StevenHe we don't have that but we have little truths.

    • @SliferStreaming
      @SliferStreaming 3 года назад +1

      @@1vy_Ro5e shouldn't it be little lies? Lol

    • @1vy_Ro5e
      @1vy_Ro5e 3 года назад

      @@SliferStreaming no bc then it would not be a proper offbrand

    • @SliferStreaming
      @SliferStreaming 3 года назад

      @@1vy_Ro5e the name seems to be the opposite of the actual name

  • @scavengersix2161
    @scavengersix2161 2 года назад +251

    "We have Tournament of Failures."
    You can see the gears turning behind his eyes, like "That must be the game Steven plays on his Playstation!"

    • @mythmagician6311
      @mythmagician6311 2 года назад +4

      Your name opposite is Predator nine

    • @rynads
      @rynads 2 года назад +13

      Playstation? we got WorkTerminal.

    • @lgamez7734
      @lgamez7734 2 года назад +2

      @@rynads we got employment bench

    • @valentineshearter1807
      @valentineshearter1807 2 года назад

      So that’s what Steven plays which explains why he’s unemployed, lol 😂

    • @SirKnightOwl323
      @SirKnightOwl323 2 года назад

      I TAK UR ENTAIR STOC

  • @Borsh9028
    @Borsh9028 8 месяцев назад +5

    "You got 7 days to die?"
    "We got 1 week to live"

  • @TheYumpster
    @TheYumpster 3 года назад +170

    1:12 "BIG HARD" Sounds like a heavy duty hardware store.

    • @deeznutzbackwards
      @deeznutzbackwards 2 года назад +7

      BIG HAAAARD??! makes me laugh all the time

    • @masongaming58
      @masongaming58 2 года назад +8

      BIIGA HAAAAAARDA
      sounds like something an anime character would scream

    • @tredI9100
      @tredI9100 11 месяцев назад

      Bigcomputer Hardware

  • @ariannamcfarland4436
    @ariannamcfarland4436 2 года назад +466

    Salesman: "We have Tournament of Failures."
    Steven's Dad: "Shut up and take my monies!" 😂

    • @d0sky
      @d0sky 2 года назад +5

      Literally rebranded the ranked experience

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 2 года назад +5

      “Actually it’s called nomies”

  • @NotRemieLol
    @NotRemieLol 3 года назад +116

    Steven's dad: "You have Quaker's Oats?"
    Cashier: "We have Jacob's nuts."
    Me: *laughing my a** off."

  • @Thefactoryofshows
    @Thefactoryofshows 2 месяца назад +2

    1:45 ah yes. The nickname I give every game and show I hate. “Tournament of failures”

  • @tamkanatkhan7618
    @tamkanatkhan7618 3 года назад +86

    "Tournament of failure"
    Stevent's dad: Is this what Steven and his friends play?

  • @nicoledmal
    @nicoledmal 3 года назад +35

    "I will send you to Jesus." & "What the hail?!" Get me Every. Single. Time.

  • @samhamplayz3251
    @samhamplayz3251 2 года назад +515

    "You got ice cream?"
    "We got fire milk."
    "Fire Milk?"
    "Comes from the angriest cows." I nearly died lol.

  • @MewsHeart151
    @MewsHeart151 Год назад +4

    1:47 I was waiting for him to say,"Steven would love that"lol

  • @lordofshibainus
    @lordofshibainus 3 года назад +43

    Please- Are we not gonna talk about:
    “You got Hershey?”
    “We got he/him”

  • @theGDglitcher
    @theGDglitcher 2 года назад +110

    1:28 XD His reaction!

    • @Memefan
      @Memefan 2 года назад +12

      “KOALA DETOOOUR!?”

    • @MintFrog
      @MintFrog 2 года назад +2

      It could’ve been Monkey Fast!!

    • @Dcraft220
      @Dcraft220 Год назад +5

      1:29

    • @fire-squid5694
      @fire-squid5694 Год назад

      mans turned into Captain ginyu XD

    • @mr.crazydog274
      @mr.crazydog274 Год назад

      @@MintFrog FAST MONKEEEEE

  • @guardrailbiter
    @guardrailbiter 3 года назад +156

    Steven never skips leg day when he assumes the "confused half-squat."

  • @gamerbboysteammate921
    @gamerbboysteammate921 Год назад +1

    ‘You got Pepsi’ ‘We got pep here

  • @InsertPizza
    @InsertPizza 2 года назад +68

    Some ideas:
    Blue cheese - red butter
    Kitkat - digdog
    5alive - 4dead
    Quickbooks - slowpaintings
    One piece - whole thing
    Crispy crunch - soggy bite
    Save on foods - waste off drinks
    GoPro - staynoob
    Kleenex - dirtybacks
    Best Buy- worst sell
    Mr big - mrs small

    • @gladzmt6505
      @gladzmt6505 2 года назад +4

      😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @mypersonalaccount4934
      @mypersonalaccount4934 2 года назад +12

      *Left4Dead - Right5Alive
      Team Fortress - Individual Wall
      Devil May Cry - Angel Might Not Laugh
      Super Smash Bros - Regular Punch Sis
      Mobile Legends - PC Failures
      Superhot - Normalcold
      Player Unknown Battlegrounds - Referee Known Peace Airs
      The Last of Us - The First of Me
      Resident Evil - Visitors Good

    • @evandiaz8246
      @evandiaz8246 2 года назад +2

      @@mypersonalaccount4934 super smash bros ultimate- Little Sqaush sisters basic 🤣

  • @IoriaDieffenbach
    @IoriaDieffenbach 2 года назад +232

    Always lose it when he says “ I will send you to Jesus “😂🤣😂

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 2 года назад +91

    I gotta feeling Steven simply could not say “Big Hard” with a straight face and this was just the best take.

  • @carlabroderick5508
    @carlabroderick5508 Год назад +6

    As creative as you are, your Dad is right, one succeeds with more education. True even for comedians.

  • @nuke_m4n
    @nuke_m4n Год назад +106

    "I want a mountain dew"
    **proceeds to take a wine bottle**

    • @sascha495
      @sascha495 Год назад +5

      *Recieves disappointment*

    • @twithz
      @twithz Год назад

      OMG OMG OMG OMG!

  • @Up-sidedown_circle
    @Up-sidedown_circle 3 года назад +18

    Worker:we have tournament of failures
    Stevens dad:completes Christmas shopping list

    • @nuxz6722
      @nuxz6722 3 года назад

      IM LAUGHIMG SO HARD
      I CABT TYPE RIGHT

  • @ebnertra0004
    @ebnertra0004 3 года назад +47

    They're called weekdays...
    Pure. Gold.

  • @lewilayrencemoe9474
    @lewilayrencemoe9474 Год назад +2

    "That's not MICROSOFT, that's BIG HARD"

    • @abox8362
      @abox8362 Месяц назад

      *”BIG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD?!”*

  • @spookyhead1
    @spookyhead1 2 года назад +146

    Who else started laughing already during the 3 seconds break before he said Koala detour? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Deathflare56
    @Deathflare56 3 года назад +271

    Steven's Dad threatening to send the Clerk to Jesus is funny, considering both he and the Clerk clearly have the same slipper injury on their eyebrow from post-jesus sending experiences.

    • @katinaegyptwalker6256
      @katinaegyptwalker6256 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣 you see that right only Steven can do the Jesus line

  • @cashmunycoop
    @cashmunycoop 2 года назад +322

    You can tell when he laughed when he said “big hard” that they probably took so many takes with Steven laughing they just decided to go with it

  • @Metallsturm
    @Metallsturm 2 месяца назад

    You have no idea how hard I lost it when you said "tournament of failures" 🤣🤣

  • @yeetethan3270
    @yeetethan3270 3 года назад +152

    You know your days are better when Steven he uploads

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +27

      YEET ETHAN my day is better when I see you

    • @DWcreatures
      @DWcreatures 3 года назад +2

      Hello cousin

  • @CbOt7
    @CbOt7 3 года назад +30

    "Fire milk!?!?"
    "From the angriest cows!"
    I'm using this as a joke. Don't sue me please 🙂

  • @RuralNanobot287
    @RuralNanobot287 2 года назад +75

    "Tournament of Failure" sounds like a game I'm pre selected for.

  • @tobiaswood9722
    @tobiaswood9722 Год назад +4

    The Jacob's nuts got me 😂😂

  • @Aerodil
    @Aerodil 2 года назад +98

    The fact he couldn't resist giggling at "big hard" makes it even better.

  • @laughsalot0512
    @laughsalot0512 3 года назад +44

    5 day depression sounds like an odd drink

  • @evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869
    @evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869 3 года назад +146

    I hope he says the " I'll send you to jesus" in this one too it always makes me laugh

    • @benjaminmolteni6097
      @benjaminmolteni6097 3 года назад +10

      I'm from the future. He did 😂

    • @themdbredder
      @themdbredder 3 года назад +3

      @@シエスタ-z3s wtf

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +59

      I love how much everyone loves that line

    • @spyder-
      @spyder- 3 года назад +3

      @@StevenHe lol same

    • @KaigoAkuma
      @KaigoAkuma 3 года назад

      How is this comment 1 hour earlier than the video?

  • @oozychubs5-3
    @oozychubs5-3 Год назад +15

    This man deserves an Oscar 😂😂

  • @badname7684
    @badname7684 3 года назад +33

    Steven’s dad: You got Ice cream?
    Clerk: We have fire milk.
    Steven’s dad: FIRE MILK?!
    Clerk: Only from the angriest cows.
    Steven’s dad: Maybe they so angry cause they’re failures!

  • @Filio755
    @Filio755 3 года назад +125

    1:45 i mean there is nothing different between League and tournament of failures :DDDDD

  • @eggegg8526
    @eggegg8526 2 года назад +42

    "Tournament of Failures"
    As a LoL player, I goddamn agree

    • @itskaiks3469
      @itskaiks3469 2 года назад +1

      Tourment of Failures, the initials…… just makes it TF2

  • @guitarmyheartsbeat
    @guitarmyheartsbeat 2 месяца назад +2

    Mountain dew in 4k 😂😂😂😂