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@@ocerco93 harry sounds like hairy which is a lot of hair. So the opposite is hairless, which is no hair. Potter and ceramic are not really opposite but since ceramic is a rip off, it doesn’t need to be at the exact value of opposite. That’s hilarious
Let's get this man to 2M he is seriously underrated (talking about Steven's dad not him, he is a failure). All jokes aside props to steven, he still interacts with community just like before.
I love how there’s always that one point in the video where Steven’s Dad just has to do several poses as he contemplates life. Also I loved that Steven’s Dad had learned his lesson to not stick around when he tells the employees that he’s leaving and going somewhere for them to only tell him that it’s called something else.
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Steven has just broken the internet with his “emotional damage” voice line. This integrated with Pompeii creates a viral song on Tik Tok. Congrats Steven! from Ireland. Thanks for raising child abuse awareness in Asia.
"You have Xmen" "No we have Y-kids" "You have fantastic four" "We have Amazing 5" "You have Teen Titans" "No we have Adult Shorties" "Do you at least have Batman" "Actually, we have Birdgirl" "What the hell is that?" "Its like Batman but feminine"
@@StevenHe yea. Also, do u know this guy? ruclips.net/user/shortsgOmCkqHhbKI?feature=share It’s actually funny too Rich Black Guy he renames Disney stuff🤪
“Do You Got Falcon And The Winter Soldier” “We Got Pigeon And The Summer Nurse” “PIGEON” “Who The Hell Does Pigeon Fight” “Bread” That Is Gold Comedy Right There Your Like A Number One Comedian
I love that Steven's dad seems to have his own super power. Able to summon hats onto his head whenever something so unbelievable is told to him that he needs a hat just to throw it in anger. Easily the most useful super power to have access to, no doubt.
steven, im proud of how your youtube career is going. Ive been here for awhile, and I know your channel is growing. PLUS you're receiving sponsors! Great job man keep it up.
Dad: falcon and winter soldier? employee: we have pigeon and summer nurse Dad: ....PIGEON?! who does pigeon fight?! employee: ..bread why did he say it so for sure 0:47
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I work at Walmart as a cashier and honestly have no idea what the hail is in Walmart 😅 Front end workers have been stopped a lot to ask where things are but we have no idea if they even exist, so now we wear bright yellow vests that show we're cashiers and have no idea wtf is in the store. It would be cool if that was a thing tho, where you asked a cashier if Walmart carries Beijing Corn & they replied "no but we have American carrots" 😂
Next to, "Emotional Damage", "I will send you to Jesus", always gets me laughing. Brilliant. Thank you for these great sketches that add some laughter to my day in an otherwise, topsy-turvy and depressing world.
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“You have Incredible Hulk?” “We got Average Bulk.” “Scarlet Witch?” “We have the Aquamarine Warlock.” “Do you have any Wolverine or Sabertooth comics?” “Ah, sorry, we only have Badger & Rifleclaw.”
Part three: “I’m looking for a computer for my failure son” “Oh cool, yeah we have a good selection” “Do you have HP?” “We have DY” “What the heilll is a DY??” “It’s the reverse model” “Do you have ASUS?” “No but we have BSUSPICIOUS” “You’re kidding! Is there at least Apple?” “There’s Pear” “WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLASCE”
@@alittleimagination9023 That was my first thought! "There's pear" took me straight to memories of iCarly and Victorious and Sam & Cat, all which featured Pear computers and phones, as probably did Zoey 101 and Drake & Josh and Harvey Danger, but I didn't watch those.
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You got black panther?
We got white cat.
Ok dad
First
4 days ago... Lmao
Nice
I lost it at “You have Infinity War?”
“We have Fairly Long Battle.”
hahahahahah
Accurate
Welcome to bot land!
@@benzmeowsalot2036 CharlotteA Barks not much =(
@@StevenHe Super Team: Endless Tussle
“You got Harry Potter?”
“We have Hairless Ceramics”
That got me laughing way too hard
I Didn’t understand
@@ocerco93 it's the off brand version of Harry potter
@@ocerco93 Harry potter - Hairy potter so the opposite would be hairless ceramics
@@ocerco93 harry sounds like hairy which is a lot of hair. So the opposite is hairless, which is no hair. Potter and ceramic are not really opposite but since ceramic is a rip off, it doesn’t need to be at the exact value of opposite. That’s hilarious
Please 😭🤣
"You got Green Lantern?"
"We got Blue LED."
I lost it right there
Ryan Reynolds will be more embarrassed
I'll send you to jesus
Hq
I lost at fairness group
i lost it at the "i will send you to jesus. i discovered this exact video and seen that. i laughed for 34 minutes straight. my ribs still hurt
“PIIiIDGEOn?! wHO THe HELL DOES pIDgEon fIghT?!”
“ b r e a d “
b r e a d
b r e a d
B R E A D
I like how when Steven's dad says hello, the shopkeeper jumps as if he hasn't seen a human being enter the store in years
What hail is that line of bots
Me too
damn this guy is a bot magnet
Yeah I don't know why, but every time I comment at least 3 bots reply😅
hahaha nice subplot. I'll say that's canon
"Failure Man? It's called the Steven He Channel"
He roasts himself for our entertainment. What a legend.
n o
Hey it's you
Your comment Wasn't this fun this time.
Yes'nt
Wassup
"you got falcon and the winter soldier."
"we got pigen and summer nurse."
"PIGEN-who the hell does pigen fight-"
that's got me😂😂
Clerk: "Bread?"
"he fights bread.."
Pigen?
@@yanyanzhang5813 they meant pigeon
That’s the one that got me lmao
every time he says "I will send you to Jesus" cracks me up
I love when he says "I WILL SEND U TO JESUS" It's just PERFECT
@@CarMarket_1 there you go
It never gets old
What is with these bull crap links.....I will send you to Jesus
You will be sent to Jesus
@@dewilestari6057 i will send you to jesus
"Who does pigeon fight?"
"Bread."
That's too funny.
Pigeon fight burnt wheat
F&T
FR
The image of a buff dude in a pigeon costume punching the shit outta giant piece of bread made me laugh
“You have green lantern”
“We have blue LED”
*Still better than the movie*
And he's Electro's little brother.
🗿. Just 🗿.
@@McSenkel at least they have electro
We don't have movie here we only have movie-ng.
@@raviolithebest8644 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
"We have Failure Man."
"Failure Man?!? It's called the Steven He channel."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That part was absolute Genius!
Steven He literally roasted himself
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“We only have trash CAN’T”
Steven’s dad: “I will send you to Jesus”
🤣
I almost died how he pronounce it. This Is legend.
@@vojtasxxx yes
Steven’s dad: “I will send you to Jesus”
"We only have Man that walk on water"
@@HTFGamesStudio probably what the store clerk would say. 🤣
that's a dad joke if i ever heard one
The little twirly leap he does with "FAILURE MAN!?" makes me laugh every time hehe
and the fact that it signifies "what the actual fuck?" makes it even funnier.
😂😂😂😂😂
1:20 Here's a timestamp of that moment for your (and my) amusement. Your welcome.
Same
I laughed so hard at that
This man's comedy keeps getting better and better and I'm all for it.
Xavier Thanks for being a part of then channel man
@@StevenHethanks and keep it up man, I'm always excited whenever you upload. I'm glad you've made it so far.
dude these bots need to stop
@@mrgreen9464 exactly
Mr Anderson
"Do you have Wonder Woman?"
"We have Failure Man."
*proceeds to jump*
"Failure man?!"
That joke got me.
💀
The way he always holds the "I will send you to jesus" slipper is iconic
Agreed
I have a kitten named Jesus
should of said "I will send you to satan"
@@Dr_Mid da jesus is first of our kind and jesus need to remake dem human
and dat is de asion asian chinese not da vietnamese way da vietnamese is Hand Broomstick Ruler Spachula Stick AND Manymore
“Who the hell does pigeon fight?”
“Bread”
Comedy Gold right there😂😂
What happened to his eye why does he have a band-aid on?
“What does Water Boy do?”
“Stay hydrated”
😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's some high quality H2O
We have those, it's called EVERY SPORTS PLAYER IN HISTORY! Am I wrong?
Seems very common
"Sandwich Peasant" I'm dead 😂
Haha yes "Burger King"
@@nigj1937Thank you for helping me realize which one that ripped off LOL
Gotta love when Steven's dad does the ballet moves when he's confused and pissed
uh that's not Steven's dad that is Steven (just letting you know)
@@twintrouble8421 LIES that's like saying Santa isn't real
@@sykoanarcasts4079 uhh I mean if u watched more of steven's vids, u would know that they are both the same ppl.
@@twintrouble8421 dude I'm aware I'm Messing with you
@@sykoanarcasts4079 ok why would u want to do that?🤔
"Do you at least have Dr. Strange ?!"
"Yup, we got mr Normal"
Got me laughing hard.
I wanna like but it’s ok 69 likes
Lmao, I didn't know this comment would get that popular, thanks guys 😀
1000th like
Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
“We only have a trashcan’t” and “failure man” had me practically wheezing for 10 minutes
"You got Best Buy?"
"We got Superior Purchase"
The way he says " I WILL SEND U TO JESUS " will never get old.
WTF--
Please don't reply irrelevant things
That line never fails to amuse me!
@@datingzoneo798 Get a life!
@@SuperLadyDanger same
👞 I will send you to Jesus.
"You got Blade?"
"We got his cousin, Butterknife"
Absolute gold, my friend... 🤣
Butterknife, known to his foes as "The Morning Stroller", is the world's most powerful and dangerous mosquito hunter.
I wonder how tf does butter knife do in his heroic act lmao
"WHERES THE TRASH CAN"
"We got Trash ca-"
"I will send you to jesus.."
Thats insane with his among us slipper
Funniest part of the video ngl
@@iceikiru6171 ikr
Trash can’t*
Garbage Tin
his "I will send you to jesus" just cracks me up everytime
"You got Batman?"
"We got Chicken Woman."
"CHICKEN WOMAN?!!!! WHAT DA HAIL SHE DO?! LAY EGGS?!"
That one doesn’t even make sense.
Steven He: I will send you to jesus
@@OfficalTaxcollector I will send YOU to Satan.
“I’m going to the Taco Bell”
“Oh you mean the burrito alarm?”
That got me rolling for 5 minutes
"it's right next to the... sandwich peasant..."
ummmm there is a restaurant here call 5 alarm burrito >.>
@@dicedragon4171 what was sandwich peasant supposed to be the off brand version of?
@@sanianaqvi3372 burger king
@@dicedragon4171 oh lol, tysm!
The jump and swirl he makes when he says "failure man".. comedy gold!! 😂😂
It’s a thing in Asia. Ppl there do a little ballet jump at the sound of something completely stupid and ridiculous.
(Joke btw)
*FALIURE MAN!?!*
@@RexPlaysYTRblx “It’s called the Steven He channel!”
@@BenG6509 ok im done where is your trash can?
@@RexPlaysYTRblx “Oh we only have trash CAN’T”
Special man is my new favourite hero
Same
He cancels his enemies, we never found out how
@@datingzoneo798 wow
That is alot of words
Same
Epic
“I will send you to Jesus”
“We only have Zeus”
"You have Wonder Woman?"
"We have Failure Man."
**Proceeds to spin aggressively**
Helicopter Helicopter
"That called Steven He youtube channel."
FAILURE MAN!?
Relatable 🤣
@@maskedredstonerproz lmfaoo this got me off guard tbh
Everyone: Say the line Steven.
Steven He: “I will send you to Jesus.”
HAHAH
👞 I will send you to Jesus.
Let's get this man to 2M he is seriously underrated (talking about Steven's dad not him, he is a failure). All jokes aside props to steven, he still interacts with community just like before.
Thank you Pu 👑 best community on RUclips
@@StevenHe what is the sandwich present a knock off of?
@@JS-rv3et - I think he said "Sandwich Peasant"... which would probably be a knock-off of Burger King. ;-)
@@steveg6199 ahhh
He's at 2.1 million now, now onto 5 mil.
“Wat he do?”
“He cancels bad guys :) “
“Ok, sounds popular ❤”
Not approved by Billie Eilish
(or Building Eyebrows)
I absolutely lost it at “pigeon and the summer nurse” and “blue led”…I may need a whole new pair of lungs soon if I keep laughin like this
Blue led killed me when I wrote it
@@StevenHe “He Steven”
“The metal knight”
@@StevenHe ya you laugh ALOT in the bloopers
“Pigeon~” 😆 Yes, Blue LED was great
I love how there’s always that one point in the video where Steven’s Dad just has to do several poses as he contemplates life. Also I loved that Steven’s Dad had learned his lesson to not stick around when he tells the employees that he’s leaving and going somewhere for them to only tell him that it’s called something else.
Honestly, its impressive as to how many names he can come up with for the off brands
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THREE IN ONE
L...❤❤❤...
RUclips: THIS IS FINE.
THREE IN ONE
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
RUclips: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
Megan: ''Hotter''
Hopi: ''Sweeter''
Joonie: ''Cooler''
Yoongi: ''Butter''
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter" .
ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！今後は気を付けないとね. .
!💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！#１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！ #１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！ #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那sfdsd些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品``
It is that Chinese brain if his after all china is the homeland for offbrands
(quietly ignoring the fact he did a community post a while back asking for ideas)
"Failure man!?"
"Its called the Steven He channel"
Got me rolling
This guy will always find a way to put the quote “I will send you to Jesus” in every video and I am loving the way he says it.
Same
"He cancels bad guys"
Literally every person on Twitter
Nah, they cancel good people, that's twitter.
@@livedandletdie yep
@@livedandletdie Agreed
Duh
@@livedandletdie yes
Steven has just broken the internet with his “emotional damage” voice line. This integrated with Pompeii creates a viral song on Tik Tok. Congrats Steven! from Ireland. Thanks for raising child abuse awareness in Asia.
Facts 💀
This might sound disregarding to your comment, and that's not my intention, but I'm the 69th like.
What da heeeeeeeeeeell
1:27 FALIURE MAN got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m a BIG fan Steven
"Where's your trash can?"
"We only have trash can't."
"I will send you to Jesus!"
🤣🤣🤣
I will send you to Satan
@@jamesjohnXII I will take you from Satan
"You have Xmen"
"No we have Y-kids"
"You have fantastic four"
"We have Amazing 5"
"You have Teen Titans"
"No we have Adult Shorties"
"Do you at least have Batman"
"Actually, we have Birdgirl"
"What the hell is that?"
"Its like Batman but feminine"
Y kids. I would watch that
@@StevenHe so would i
Put all these characters into one movie.
Little edit
It’s like Batman, but for feminists
😬
@@Goo_Gle. it could still work either way
I love how Steven's dad is just contemplating his life after hearing each knockoff like: what has this world come to
He does all those squat poses🤣🤣🤣
@@morbrakai8533 ikr i was wheezing at that
That’s what happens when physics gets invented
@@UwU-ou3nc uwu?? that... kinda... SUS.
@@morbrakai8533 Beluga sus
"I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS." never gets old 😂😂😂
We all know it’s a great day when Steven He uploads.
best youtuber
He uploads.
Always a good day to see you on the channel Epic
@@StevenHe yea. Also, do u know this guy?
ruclips.net/user/shortsgOmCkqHhbKI?feature=share
It’s actually funny too Rich Black Guy he renames Disney stuff🤪
@@raykirushiroyshi2752 hell yea
“Do You Got Falcon And The Winter Soldier” “We Got Pigeon And The Summer Nurse” “PIGEON”
“Who The Hell Does Pigeon Fight”
“Bread”
That Is Gold Comedy Right There Your Like A Number One Comedian
ikr
Learn some proper grammar
All fax but no printer
Why
Do
You
Capitalize
Every
Fucking
Word
?
!
It should have been “Bread guys” smh
Stevens dad: “You got scarlet witch?”
Worker: “we got cyan wizard”
Stevens dad: “fine, you got Thor?”
Worker: “we got… door”
Stevens dad: “DOOR?! What da hell door do”
Worker: “he wrenches his doorknob…”
Stevens dad: …
steven's dad:i will send you to jesus
@@reddawn1873 shopkeeper: we have something even better
@@devoidchain5846 We have je-odd
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
*holds up slipper* I will send you to Jesus.
Store owner: arachnid kid
Steven: *STARTS PHILOSOPHING*
I love how Steven He is becoming a meme on Instagram, he totally deserves the attention. His comedy is HIGH QUALITY
idk why he does not have a comady tv show
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
My streamer mod chat is just filled with "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" lol I wonder what life would be without "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"
It is TALL ENDURANCE, not high quality
I only hist started watching him yesterday and I have laughed every video I watched so far, pur gold content right here
Every time Steven’s dad gets in a new position i lose a braincell to laughter
Pigeon and the summer nurse had me dying 🤣
“You got wonder women?”
“we have Failure Man”
“ That’s my new favorite superhero”
1:30 I gotta admit this is the most James Bond “I send you to Jesus” I have ever seen 😂😂Good work Steven..
1:29 I will send you to jesus
I love that Steven's dad seems to have his own super power. Able to summon hats onto his head whenever something so unbelievable is told to him that he needs a hat just to throw it in anger. Easily the most useful super power to have access to, no doubt.
Hahahaha that’s still a better superpower than hawkeye
@@StevenHe hey they wouldn't have the soul stone if it wasn't for Hawkeye
@@oozer3827 yes they would because it was Black widow who got the soul stone Hawkeye is trash
They would have everystone and would of stopped thanos instantly if Stevens dad replaced hawkeye
@@oozer3827 you mean eagle ear?
“I will send you to Jesus” gets me every time 😂
Same 😂
You have Aquaman?
We have Water Boy
Me: Percy Jackson?
steven, im proud of how your youtube career is going. Ive been here for awhile, and I know your channel is growing. PLUS you're receiving sponsors! Great job man keep it up.
I'm literally always dying when the moment comes around to be threatened with ''I will send you to Jesus'' by the way of the slipper.
yeah
Not pigeon and blue LED 😂😂😂 I haven’t laughter that hard in a long time. Thank you 🙏🏽
1:34 you can see a typewriter
1:13 seeing him jump off the chair for emphasis had me 😂😂😂
1:21 idk why but that ballerina ish move he pulled was just 👌 😂🤣🤣
"We have Arachnid Kid."
*posing while contemplating Life and this comic book store's mess*
Legit TEARS!
Arachnid Kid still counts as a Spider-Man since Miles is the Arachnid Kid.
missed the chance for Arach-kid or something
@@robertmerin1080 0:38
Comic Book Store needs Jesus.
Jesus Fucking Christ dude.🙄
Imagine if it was Japanese spider man reference
The movements he does when he's surprised 🤣
"You got Doctor Strange ?"
"We have Mr Normal"
You killing me of laughter dude 💯😂😂😂😂
I feel like Sir Weird works too
0:55 Pigeon fights Bread Pitt
It’s not bread Pitt it’s bread hole
@@hola_my_name_is_Paans no, it’s Butt Hole
Dad: falcon and winter soldier?
employee: we have pigeon and summer nurse
Dad: ....PIGEON?! who does pigeon fight?!
employee: ..bread
why did he say it so for sure
0:47
Pilot cancel vs summer nurse
"U got infinity war?"
"no we got short fight"
0:31 modest pelican would be proud
True
Wait until he hears that Arachnid Kid is an actual Marvel Hero. It's um
Miles Morales.
Me too
Never thought I would see a comment like that here
"Mom, can we please go buy Aquaman?"
"No son, we already have Aquaman at home"
Aquaman at home:
"Water Boy stays hydrated!"
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THREE IN ONE
L...❤❤❤...
RUclips: THIS IS FINE.
THREE IN ONE
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
RUclips: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
Megan: ''Hotter''
Hopi: ''Sweeter''
Joonie: ''Cooler''
Yoongi: ''Butter''
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter" .
ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！今後は気を付けないとね. .
!💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！#１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！ #１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！ #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那sfdsd些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品``
Sad, you have water boy stays hydrated at home and 2 bots here
literaly just a regular boy with a bottle of water
You are spreading the good word for Modest Pelican. Stay hydrated!
@@StevenHe what!!!! I thought he play defense for the Mudogs football team!
1:07 Always gets me cracked up
same dude
Same boi
"you got invincible?" "we got undefeatable" "you got the boys?" "we got the buddys" "you got rick and morty?" "we got cal and allen"
Me at Walmart, “Do you guys have Bejing Corn”
Cashier: We’ve got America Carrots.
Me again: Proceeds to leave and shout “Haiyaa!”
Ahahaha
@@StevenHe FAILURES
I work at Walmart as a cashier and honestly have no idea what the hail is in Walmart 😅 Front end workers have been stopped a lot to ask where things are but we have no idea if they even exist, so now we wear bright yellow vests that show we're cashiers and have no idea wtf is in the store.
It would be cool if that was a thing tho, where you asked a cashier if Walmart carries Beijing Corn & they replied "no but we have American carrots" 😂
i see that you have been hanging out with uncle roger
@@Dory_VM ugh I know exactly how you feel yet ppl still ask me for help when they see my vest 😭
1:18 i just died 😂
All I see is 2 ads that aren't meant to be there
FaLiUrE MaN!?
Me: Can we get Superman?
Mom: No we have Superman at home
Superman at home: 0:10
Sarah David (DavidWarrior360): Oh come on!
Overused joke
"You got Iphone 14?"
"Yes, MyMobile 17"
Next to, "Emotional Damage", "I will send you to Jesus", always gets me laughing. Brilliant. Thank you for these great sketches that add some laughter to my day in an otherwise, topsy-turvy and depressing world.
Seems like you need some bottom-steady happy earth vibes. Best, my friend
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
It's edits like these 1:13 that make this channel so great. 🙂
“You have Hawkeye?”
“No but we have BirdEar.”
Next video. Do it.
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THREE IN ONE
L...❤❤❤...
RUclips: THIS IS FINE.
THREE IN ONE
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
RUclips: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
Megan: ''Hotter''
Hopi: ''Sweeter''
Joonie: ''Cooler''
Yoongi: ''Butter''
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter" .
ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！今後は気を付けないとね. .
!💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！#１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！ #１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！ #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那sfdsd些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品``
Hahaha I wrote bird mouth. The joke being birds don’t have mouths
@@StevenHe it's worse though - birds have mouths, just no lips.
@Kat Mann I think stevens is better tbh
@Steven He Haha
“You got Harry Potter?”
“We have Hairless Ceramics”
That got me laughing way too hard 😭
I am so gonna flex my Abibas now
I’m finna flex my Mike shoes
I'm gonna flex my trucks.
I just got these Over Weakness
Don’t watch my last video
I'm gonna flex my bego man
(1:27) "Where's your trash can?"
"Oh, we only have trash *can't.* "
"I will send you to jesus."
🤣🤣🤣
He got him so angry he summoned a hat from nowhere.
Hat? where? I saw a slipper. I watched it twice just to see the hat nope.
@@Ldybugsrus-Nadine 0:50 after "Pigeon and the summer nurse"
@@musiicismylife4 Thanks. I really had to watch I thought he was just running his hand over his hair!! LOL
That ballet move was beautiful
I was honestly expecting him to say "My son is in a comic book?" at 1:24
It’s a happy dictionary not a comic book
0:42
Steve's dad: Can you believe this shit?
Eeyore: I know right?
Shop worker: we have Eyesore
Steve’s dad:EYESORE!?
@@Justapro37247 Steve's dad: you got Piglet?
We got Kitlet
@antoniofernandooliveiraesi9982 We got Wine the pug
“I will send you to Jesus” always makes me laugh
The level of frustration he shows 0:38 onwards, made me laugh the soul out of me.
“You have Incredible Hulk?”
“We got Average Bulk.”
“Scarlet Witch?”
“We have the Aquamarine Warlock.”
“Do you have any Wolverine or Sabertooth comics?”
“Ah, sorry, we only have Badger & Rifleclaw.”
Oh man, I love Rifleclaw!
"You got Black Widow?"
"We have White Housewife."
"What about Iron Man?"
"We have Alloy Boy."
"Doctor Strange?"
"We have Mister Weird."
@@theantagonist2589 he actually did Doctor Strange. Mister Normal
@@KravenSpider yup, just noticed that. Here's a replacement:
"War Machine?"
"We have Peace Robot."
"you got caption marvel"
"we got Sergeant dc"
"you got black panter"
"we got white cat"
"you got bat man"
"we got rat boy"
"you got one punch man???"
??
"special man" hits a little too close to home
hahahahahahah that was my nickname as a kid
@TommyGaming 🅥 why are you spamming youtube
“ Surely you have Spider-Man!”
“ Yeah, that just came in.”
“ Oh, goo-“
“ We have arachnid kid”
😂😂😂
It's funnier when we know that "kid arachnid" is an actual superhero name (it's the name Miles Morales used before he inherited the name spider-man)
@@felixjoblon2230 it's actually his current name because he is Spiderman side kick now and not his own hero
Casually starts teleporting around the room making frustrated squatting positions
"We got very long battle."
I died.
Part three:
“I’m looking for a computer for my failure son”
“Oh cool, yeah we have a good selection”
“Do you have HP?”
“We have DY”
“What the heilll is a DY??”
“It’s the reverse model”
“Do you have ASUS?”
“No but we have BSUSPICIOUS”
“You’re kidding! Is there at least Apple?”
“There’s Pear”
“WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLASCE”
Okay. But Nickelodeon shows had pear phones.
@@alittleimagination9023 That was my first thought! "There's pear" took me straight to memories of iCarly and Victorious and Sam & Cat, all which featured Pear computers and phones, as probably did Zoey 101 and Drake & Josh and Harvey Danger, but I didn't watch those.
Oh I didn’t realize lol, Pear was just the first thing I thought of when thinking about potential Apple ripoffs xD
Pear. My favorite uphone brand
@@StevenHe can i get an ibanana please?
The best part of this channel is Steven's dad who used to travel 20 miles uphill both ways 26 hours a day on one leg. That's why I love this channel.
He had to or his dad would send him to
Off brands strike again! Steven you are so funny and I love those dramatic moves and jumps. Pure genius. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
“BLUE LED”
Yes we also have Turquoise Lamp