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the only game i know from farlight games is farlight 84, they started out good, but in a rough spot right now. I was kinda surprised to see this sponsor. #save farlight 84 and W vid steven
For the link in the description, do I text code AFKJNEWSEASON to get 500 diamonds and 50,000 coins or so I text code JFKANEWSEASON to get 500 diamonds and 50,000 coins?
Actually lightning was blue in his imagination in cars 1 when he dreamed about being under contract for dinoco and in cars 3 when he had the Doc Hudson memorial paintjob
It seems Steven has discovered Obvious Plant "Do you have Spider-Man?" "Yeah, it's right over there." "I'm covered in spiders, man!?!???" "Do you have Kang the Conqueror?" "We have crippling depression."
I used to work in an arcade and we would get liltle random junk/bootleg toys like this from China for prizes. Reading the hilarious munted english packaging was one of my highlights.
I hope Steven never makes too much money from these so that he will have to keep making them for the rest of his life so he can afford to live... And I can keep enjoying his content... 😁
dude, my sis and I are dubbing the Hotel transylvania series on netflix and I made Lydia a strict asian mafia boss with the hotel as a ploy who always refers to mavis as "Failiure Number 2" and id like to thank you for my asian impression lol, cuz I learnt from this channel
This is an absolute gem 😁 Incredible Fella, Robert Cop, Weird Dogs (???) Being chinese and growing up knowing about China knock-offs, this had me in stitches
The "sense of right alliance" had me laughing so hard, while trying to stay quiet cuz it was like 2am when I watched this, my roommates asked me the next day if I was crying in my room. Which I could factually tell them "yes. yes I was".
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What happens if u say the bootleg items will the store owner give you the real deal? 🤔
Pls next time i need spider man whit the ak 47 is my favorit toy but i cant buy it
I love that you're using Obvious Plant stuff in these now. Not just off-brand, but PURPOSEFULLY off-brand!
the only game i know from farlight games is farlight 84, they started out good, but in a rough spot right now. I was kinda surprised to see this sponsor. #save farlight 84 and W vid steven
you may need to cut down on the tacos. you are getting a 3x chin
Me: Do you have AFK?
Employee: No, but we do have JFK
kay a.f.
Ope, JFK is out.
For the link in the description, do I text code AFKJNEWSEASON to get 500 diamonds and 50,000 coins
or so I text code JFKANEWSEASON to get 500 diamonds and 50,000 coins?
They HAD JFK.
-You got afk journey?
-No but we got JFK voyage.
“Do you have Winter Soldier?”
“We got Summer Combatant”
Spring Warrior
Monsoon Major
*Not Available In Most North American and European Retail Stores*
Private Fall
2:00 bro that from gumball
Summer nurse
Shrek is now cannonically in the jusice league, FIGHT ME
So is lightning mcqueen and spiderman apparently
@ImBumblebeeIzzy and a single power ranger
@@ImBumblebeeIzzy and it's a shiny lightning mcqueen apparently
More like sense of right alliaence
@@danbom121 nah, shrek solos
"Is that... SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" Got me dieing so hard💀
Same here 😂
same
Dying*
“Who does he fight?android?” even LOLier than my prevoius LOL
Iron Man: Age of Android
My favorite is that even 'horses' are ripped off and are 'weird dogs'.
Can I buy that suit? It actually looks fire
@lichtsprecher apple man, age of android
1:46 “R2-Steve-2 does he work in accounting?” Got me crying
1:30 Seems like no one noticed, but Robert Cop 2 is the furniture of law enforcement.
Just wanted to write that. Was the funniest so far for me.
lost my shit, thank you
Lol, Now He's Ro Burt Couch🤖🛋🤣
"just touch him"
Like I said when I saw sense of right. It is the JonTron crossover!
1:20 I can not get over how amazingly he said that. Its like he was saying "is so🌟Dreamy 🌟"
"Ron's not even included" 1:20
Big Fella and Sense of Right Alliance had me rollin. Also, Lightning McQueen being blue is just 💀🤣🤣🤣
The mark iphone 5s hits too😂😂😂
lol fr fr
lol
my comment has 1 like
Actually lightning was blue in his imagination in cars 1 when he dreamed about being under contract for dinoco and in cars 3 when he had the Doc Hudson memorial paintjob
SHREEEEE
2:21 "WEIRD DOGS?!" is the best part, couldn't stop laughing 😂
*chicken noise*
"WEIRD DOGS!?"
I will send you to jeesus
"Boring plain animal figure"
Hey!
They've got Regular Racoon!
The way he yells WEIRD DOGS through my headphones got me rolling off my bed
The Rooster When They Show The "Weird Dogs" Packaging
WIERD DOGS?!? I will send you to Jesus 🩴
@@love_shrek_firelord😂😂😂
Robert Cop 2: The Furniture of Law Enforcement. “I will be back.”
I’m CRYING
Just touch him
😂😂 plz never stop this Off Brand series, Steven. I always end up dying with laughter at some point
“Your actually our most loyal customer”
Steven: *Why do I keep coming back?*
He knows everything is off brand, and yet he keeps coming back
2:23 Those are horses
That's a weird lookin dog
Fuuuck, you don't say so.. thank you so much Captain Obvious!.
What da dog doing
"Dog. Hey dog? Do you see the size of that chicken?"
no no, weird dogs
It seems Steven has discovered Obvious Plant
"Do you have Spider-Man?"
"Yeah, it's right over there."
"I'm covered in spiders, man!?!???"
"Do you have Kang the Conqueror?"
"We have crippling depression."
Yeah, I wondered how many of those were legitimate foreign knockoffs and how many were obvious plant parody items
"I will send you to Jesus."
Always gets me...
I wish he reply by "oh you mean Isa?" The muslim name given to jesus
me too.
"Robert cop 2 !! I'll ne back" end me😂😂😂😂
> get nervous breakdown every time he's in the store
> still most loyal customer
the store is a money laundering front, he is the only customer and he comes in once a year
“Why do I keep coming back to this shop?”
Legend has it, Steven is still trying to find normal brands at this store.
1:12 “ron not included LOL
Who the hail is Steven He?Hahahahahahaha😄😄😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂
It’s only been the first 5 seconds and I’m already crying 😂😂 why is the front worker always shocked to see him!!!! 😂😂
Ron not included killed me lol
2:13 bro couldn’t choose the regular raccoon at the start
"Weird Dogs??!?!?!" Had me laughing 😂
Those are Obvious Plant. He makes joke products.
-You have Darth Sidious
-We have Darth Steve
"who does he fight, ANDROID?" 💀
-stevenhe 2024
Oh man, the best one yet. I was literally crying, there were tears flowing down my cheek. Love this dude.
I used to work in an arcade and we would get liltle random junk/bootleg toys like this from China for prizes. Reading the hilarious munted english packaging was one of my highlights.
-Is he in accounting??
-No, that's CPA-30
Don’t you mean StevePA-30
@@fuzzysstuff9888 I will send you to Jesus.
The Fedora Ron part was hilarious. I can tell that the Game Joy was knocking off the Game Bog Micro’s appearance.
“The drawing’s worse than the toy”.LOL
I mean it is still godzilla
@@LegendaryGodzillakotm says godzilla
@@Slapbattler666 yes who do you expect to say that
The "Furniture of law enforcement" has arrived! He transforms into a depressing metal desk.
0:57 Steve Jobs would wear this during every Apple Keynote
Do You Have Sense Of Right
No we have No common sense😂
"I will send you to Jesus!"
"We don't have Jesus--we have Antichrist."
Nice.
Some of those "toys" were made by Obvious Plant! LOL
Some of? I only knew the weird dogs. Which others?
@@WDCallahan Steve-3PO and R2-Steve2, as well as all of the Avengers stuff. Probably others.
I think all of them might have been obvious plant.
I can’t stop laughing because he said Shrek😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 0:45
0:45 They were my Avengers
is that SHREEEEEEK
0:36 ain't no way they got the blue ranger from Power Rangers SPD in there
there’s shrek too 😭
My Pringles hit different when I watch videos like this
You should be eating Prongles for this video.
Pingles are also an option
@@newsoupvialtno krack
The best part about the blue Lightning Queen is there was a limited edition toy for the Ghost Light short.
Steven's dad: this product works
Steven: dad it's off brand it won't work
Steven's dad: I made it myself and bought it on discount. You STUUUPid
I see you make a comment everywhere on RUclips. I'm going to give you a sub since you are very active in the comment section.
2:05 Bro no way I actually have that wtf 💀
1:43
R2-STEVE-2 😂. Imagine if that STEVE means our STEVEn🤣
That's the most painful "I'll be back" I ever heard
"Steve 3 P.O.????!😂😂😂😂
Don’t forget *Robert Cop* as well. He will be back 😂🤣
1:46 I would genuinely buy this.
1:58 ain't that the gameboy from that one episode from the amazing world of gumball
Yeah, from Chainor
Yes
0:03 I love how the cashier gets scared everytime steven’s dad greets him
“Big fella” I mean it’s not wrong he is a big monster
I hope Steven never makes too much money from these so that he will have to keep making them for the rest of his life so he can afford to live... And I can keep enjoying his content... 😁
These Off brand videos are my favorite! 😂😂😂
Same
Same
This off brand bit is amazing. I'm crying from laughing so hard.
Steve Wars?! Okay, that’s funny!
Falling out off from my chair rn.
🤣🤣
dude, my sis and I are dubbing the Hotel transylvania series on netflix and I made Lydia a strict asian mafia boss with the hotel as a ploy who always refers to mavis as "Failiure Number 2" and id like to thank you for my asian impression lol, cuz I learnt from this channel
nah iron man got me and the app store steven never fails to suprise
This is an absolute gem 😁 Incredible Fella, Robert Cop, Weird Dogs (???) Being chinese and growing up knowing about China knock-offs, this had me in stitches
'The galaxy where everyone is called Steve' 💀💀
Steven's universe.
That makes them all prime targets for brainwashing by YGO TAS Marik's Millennium Rod.
The horse toys labeled "weird dogs" and the rooster crow was the icing on the cake
The alliance also has a power ranger and spider man 😂😂😂😂
Idea:
Steven's dad: im looking for chili oil
Salesperson: oh ya, we have chilly oil
*Cuts to image of cold oil
Boy deformation is crazzyyyyyyy
0:57 he actually does fight androids, and a action figure that could access the App Store and anything your phone can would actually be kinda cool
“wait wait wait a minute is that SHREEEEEEEEE” 0:45
"The drawing's worse than the toy!"🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
Send the clerk to Jesus.😂
*Old man noises*👌😏2:06
The "sense of right alliance" had me laughing so hard, while trying to stay quiet cuz it was like 2am when I watched this, my roommates asked me the next day if I was crying in my room.
Which I could factually tell them "yes. yes I was".
He will summon Jesus at the off brand series at video 69.
(1:13) Phew!. That was close. For a second I thought I got called out.😅
Off brand product skit is always funny & never disappoints .
"boy deformation" 😂
Who the hail is Fedora Ron from the Avengers endless tussle ? 🤣🤣
That one got me 😂😂
Ron is not even included, I'm dead 😂😂
Why is there shrek? 0:35
Also lightning McQueen
I'll do you better, WHY NOT
And a Power Ranger
And a deka blue
The AD became a nice part of the script. Like the store exists to troll Steve's dad.
Congrats, you failed to fail this video.
Shrek in the justice league wile be more successful than all of their previous movies 😂
0:56 Can’t wait for THAT model.
A perfect blend of Iron Man and IPhone.
I love the off brand videos
Ive worked with horses and I can firmly say that yes they are weird shaped dogs
Also the fact that he used a Game Boy Micro, is awesome
Who does he fight, Android? ☠️☠️
I was not expecting the end off brand :))
Robert Cop - the furniture in police station 😅😅😅
I like how the employee still gets scared every time he walks in to ask where things are at
2:53 Yo , the bear is coming back for dream realm, sick
Steven maybe you should make a video called "If Murder Mystery was Asian" I would love to watch that, we love u and I am a big fan! 😄
Sounds like a good idea !
1:24 James Cameron COULD NEVER --
This made me laugh 😂😂😂😂
1:51 did he became *robert* too?
He definitely became *robert*
1:54 STEVE-3PO?!
Steven He you just got a new Subscriber because I mostly subscrived tk people who i loved and wacth for over a years and for u its time
1:01 -Damn 😂😂😂
I love how I get the AFK journey at the start of the video and it’s the sponsor of the video right after.
Gamechild is from the amazing world of gumball
Fedora Ron got me.... damn.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:01 AFK Journey 💀💀
Bro fr
More like a fake key journey
Ya gacha once you've gacha them all
As a wise blue cat once said,
"HEY YOU GOT ME A GAAAAaaaammmeee... Child?"
0:26
Kumon?
Edit : got it...💀💀💀
I didn’t
It's like an educating program
A learning center I think named after its japanese founder and its headquarters is in japan@@slavicmalchik
@@slavicmalchik it's an education program or learning center/ company
And it's named after its japanese founder and its headquarters is in Japan
Him: you got afk
Employee: you mean
JFK… SHOOTING SIMULATOR (yes it existed at one point just gotta clear things out and also it is banned💀)
Love the videos
Shrek in The Alliance had me busting up. He is in fact, the perfect addition.
Bro, it's not afk journey, it's online adventure.