*noisily runs past teacher like a dumbass and gets caught* "She wasn't looking in the hallway and somehow she knew I was there" Uh, Phil, you do realize that humans have these things called "ears" that are used to hear things going on around them? Right.... right?! XD
I can imagine someone paying Phil to take pic of someone in the shower and he straights up walks up, gets spotted pulls out the camera and the person smacks him and dashes off and he says "What?! Come on, THATS FU*KING STUPID!"
Yeah, I was wondering if I should upload some of the class stuff. In Geography, after his first failed attempt he used a online picture of the map for the rest of the Geography classes. He also failed the first English class which was just scrabble, shop, and art. I don't remember the math class giving him trouble though...
+ThatOldShoggoth All the classes in bully are extremely easy, but shop is annoying because occasionally the prompt will fail even if you do it right (Not usually enough to fail it though)
8:20 worth of Phil failing a very easy stealth mission? And him making sex jokes to a group of teenage girls is somewhat disturbing. I mean, most of us might do stuff like that, but at least we keep it to ourselves.
"she wasnt even in the hallway and she knew i was there" cause no one would be thrown off by someone full on sprinting through the hall into the girls room. *continues to complain about being spotted* Phil, you are sprinting down a fucking hallway with running shoes not a fucking MGS sneaking suit!
I find it hilarious that Phil's played some 12 or so stealth-based games and he STILL doesn't know that people can hear when he's tromping around loudly.
"I can't wait till uou get out of those clothes either" that is literally a child. This is a school. For children... not surprising that Leanna was 17 when they started talking
To be fair, based on his starting commentary, DSP is probably playing with one hand. Which probably takes a LOT of focus. It's lucky the guy can talk and play at all! Well, using the word "lucky" as loosely as possible....
"She's not looking at the doorway you stupid f*cking game!" Maybe the sounds of your footsteps from running is what caught her attention, Phil. Ever thought of that? Probably not because the game is "poorly programmed."
Man, I could stomp on balloons filled with chips, swing ball clackers wildly, and sing Old McDonald through a fucking megaphone all at once, and I'd STILL be stealthier than DSP.
To be honest, I messed this up a few times. Once (maybe twice) because I got caught by Mandy, and another because I dropped off of the ledge because I thought I would survive
I have not seen his MGS playthroughts. But seeing 5:00 I can see that he is worst at stealth which does not help when he is bad at Video games in general.
DSP's logic when it comes to Rockstar games: "If I pass a stupid easy mission on the first try, it's a 'good' and 'fun' mission. But If I fail a mission even once, it's 'bullshit' and 'not well thought out!'"
Nah, phil would be the guy who'd run away from someone who needed help, or he'd be the guy getting his ass kicked. He'd never stick his neck out for anyone else. Even if they paid him. He's only in it for himself, and nobody else. That's dspigroach, in a nutshell. The worst "gamer" in the world, who can't appreciate quality games like Bully, even when they're right in front of him. He actually likes Ride To Hell, one of the worst games of all time. But hates quality games like Bayonetta, Bully, GTA5, and pretty much every game he's ever played. What a complete and utter shithead.
"I'm an equal opportunity perv"
Well, that explains how he got Panda Lee...
..._from a grocery cart in a Connecticut parking lot._
Phil gets turned on teen girls. Now if that doesn't make him the King of Perverts, I don't know what will.
He started dating PandaLee when she was 16.
SolarstrikeVG That pretty much sums it up. They way he acts means something and that's having your kids stay as far away as they can away from him.
The problem is he has absolutely no self restraint, he’s a freak.
I hope he never has children. They'd be living in Hell.
DSP is roughly as stealthy as a rampaging elephant in a glass factory. I'm truly surprised he even got past the first level in Thief.
RaxuRangerking
I'd like to see DSP play Manhunt 1 & 2, to see how he sucks at stealth.
+Ivan Simpson Alien: Isolation........
gaterzoom Didn't he play that? xD
He did. It was...terrible. How does he get so far in games?
gaterzoom Two words: Stream. Chat.
Typical Phil. At 9:25 he's standing next to a trash can and it even says "hide", yet he somehow ignores it.
He ignored his natural habitat
*noisily runs past teacher like a dumbass and gets caught*
"She wasn't looking in the hallway and somehow she knew I was there"
Uh, Phil, you do realize that humans have these things called "ears" that are used to hear things going on around them? Right.... right?! XD
The character runs like a bat outta Hell, flailing and slamming his feet into the ground, how do you *not* hear that clamor?
yesIamovereighteen Apparently, he thinks that Bully's developers didn't think to put realistic A.I. in their NPCs. But then again, this is DSP XD.
that "KAHM AHHHHHN" when he was spotted by mandy made me transcend humanity
I am glad I am not the only one Lol that part is golden to me haha
I can imagine someone paying Phil to take pic of someone in the shower and he straights up walks up, gets spotted pulls out the camera and the person smacks him and dashes off and he says "What?! Come on, THATS FU*KING STUPID!"
And this is not even the worst part of his playthrough! *cough* *cough* geography and math *cough* *cough*
Dear God, I remember that. *quivers*
Yeah, I was wondering if I should upload some of the class stuff. In Geography, after his first failed attempt he used a online picture of the map for the rest of the Geography classes. He also failed the first English class which was just scrabble, shop, and art. I don't remember the math class giving him trouble though...
Lawrence Ibbetson "sees the map of the states of USA." Oh god, I have to name the STATES. Time for me to google that shit...
+ThatOldShoggoth All the classes in bully are extremely easy, but shop is annoying because occasionally the prompt will fail even if you do it right (Not usually enough to fail it though)
+ThatOldShoggoth * has to choose which object travels fastest *
* chooses bridge *
8:20 worth of Phil failing a very easy stealth mission?
And him making sex jokes to a group of teenage girls is somewhat disturbing. I mean, most of us might do stuff like that, but at least we keep it to ourselves.
"she wasnt even in the hallway and she knew i was there"
cause no one would be thrown off by someone full on sprinting through the hall into the girls room.
*continues to complain about being spotted*
Phil, you are sprinting down a fucking hallway with running shoes not a fucking MGS sneaking suit!
I favorite part was when he was walking stealthy after he gets up the stairs, then tries to sprint past.
I find it hilarious that Phil's played some 12 or so stealth-based games and he STILL doesn't know that people can hear when he's tromping around loudly.
"I can't wait till uou get out of those clothes either" that is literally a child. This is a school. For children... not surprising that Leanna was 17 when they started talking
He is playing my favourite game of all time ..... I feel so dirty....
29gish Join the club.
Join the fucking club.
Roxas theNobody where do I sign
To be fair, based on his starting commentary, DSP is probably playing with one hand. Which probably takes a LOT of focus. It's lucky the guy can talk and play at all! Well, using the word "lucky" as loosely as possible....
dracocrusher it took me so long to understand what you meant but now im laughing harder than i should be tbh
Shaddowdragonz Lol! That's just great.
dracocrusher Is he jacking it with the other hand?
Demon Rantz I don't know for absolutely sure, but yeah, of course he's jerking it.
love how after the first time he tries the way you're supposed to go, gets caught, then immediately tries going the dumbass way every time after
"She's not looking at the doorway you stupid f*cking game!" Maybe the sounds of your footsteps from running is what caught her attention, Phil. Ever thought of that? Probably not because the game is "poorly programmed."
I don't think Phil is aware that there is a minimap.
HuskyVerbatim
Actually, he was aware of it earlier and now he's not.
Man, I could stomp on balloons filled with chips, swing ball clackers wildly, and sing Old McDonald through a fucking megaphone all at once, and I'd STILL be stealthier than DSP.
At first I thought "wow he's actually doing it faster than the good idea section"
I keep awake at night because of Phil's existence.
As soon as he has trouble, he goes to the classic “what a poorly designed game “
Never seen anything of this game before, but Christ, the playable character runs fucking fast.
This is how Phil met Pandalee
Whoever made the soundtrack to Bully needs a grammy.
the natural result of dsp's attempt at this in real life
2:58
"The time has come! ..."
And so has he, I'm sure. Was he predicting his future?
2:53 Phil has never sounded so happy to see a nude schoolgirl... Disgusting.
Rofl, one of the easiest missions. But of course, it's Phil we're talking about.
Oh dear God, USE THE LOCKERS/TRASH CANS!
I can't even lie, when Phil said "it's not even night time you dumb bitch" after the old woman said not to stay up late was pretty funny.
and i thought i was bad at stealth (mainly because im really impatient)
To be honest, I messed this up a few times. Once (maybe twice) because I got caught by Mandy, and another because I dropped off of the ledge because I thought I would survive
The one thing I thought Phil was good at, and he fucks it up...
come AHHHHHHHHNNNN.
"Yeah well you're in a world of bullshit" Good one, Phil.
If he gets turned on by teenage girls, then I hope he doesn't hear about Senran Kagura. Then again, it's probably too late.
There's a minimap for a reason.
Also, didn't the game tell Phil not to get too close?
"Yeah youre in a world of bullshit. This is fuckin stupid" xD
I have not seen his MGS playthroughts. But seeing 5:00 I can see that he is worst at stealth which does not help when he is bad at Video games in general.
DSP fails once: this is fucking stupid.
DSP disliked this slander. XD
I miss the days without the stream chat
The title sure does catch one's attention...
This game is bugged dood. I did nothing wrong!
in his defense you can't even see any part of the girl's body, I thought the mist would cover her but an entire door is put there too..
I guess the word ‘sneak’ isn’t in his vocabulary?
I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know how to spell vocabulary. And I'm also sure he doesn't know what a vocabulary even is, or what it does, dude/lady.
I really want to know the name of the music at the start, someone please help
is seeing the only sense phil knows?
Wait, you can just walk in the front door?! I always used the attic!
I enjoy watching DSP fail at a simple game. I played this back in 2006 when it was released on the PS2. Did this lots of times. It’s easy.
I wonder what would happen if DSP played _Yandere Simulator_.
DSP's logic when it comes to Rockstar games: "If I pass a stupid easy mission on the first try, it's a 'good' and 'fun' mission. But If I fail a mission even once, it's 'bullshit' and 'not well thought out!'"
Did he had any idea that the blue circle in the bathroom was where he could hide
Anyone planning to make a "This is how you don't play Bully" ?
qsqua Loophole572 said he was working on one but as far as I know he isn't in a rush to finish it.
*games is about stopping bullies*
*Runs by and ignores a kid beating up another kid, without any hesitation*
Nah, phil would be the guy who'd run away from someone who needed help, or he'd be the guy getting his ass kicked. He'd never stick his neck out for anyone else. Even if they paid him. He's only in it for himself, and nobody else. That's dspigroach, in a nutshell. The worst "gamer" in the world, who can't appreciate quality games like Bully, even when they're right in front of him. He actually likes Ride To Hell, one of the worst games of all time. But hates quality games like Bayonetta, Bully, GTA5, and pretty much every game he's ever played. What a complete and utter shithead.
Fucking legend
Rename this DSP Fails at Stealth.
That went fast one minute it was his fav mission then within the span of a few minutes within this very same video he hates it just that quick.
Bully is easier than Lego Star Wars and DumbShitPhool can't complete this mission 1st try
what is this game? :P
Bully
Bully
You should've edited in the game over screen from MGS every time he got kicked out of the dorm.
Which game?
Bully.
😂
Who does not hate bugs?
i dont think he did anything wrong here