DSP Pissed Off With Baldur's Gate 3, Asks for Full Handholding, Takes It Out on Viewers and Devs

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

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  • @Beggars_Banquet
    @Beggars_Banquet 9 месяцев назад +351

    Baldur’s Gate 3 did nothing wrong. Baldur’s Gate 3 did everything correct.

    • @TheUlquiorraCifer
      @TheUlquiorraCifer 9 месяцев назад +19

      Grym was the only thing I hated in this game personally. It's cool in concept, but such an awful fight. However this moment right here makes me feel that this was the true purpose of the boss fight.

    • @nyx7331
      @nyx7331 9 месяцев назад +6

      I was so confused at the beginning of this fight, then I thought about using the hammer after 2 defeats. I felt so smart lol

    • @doktorroast2819
      @doktorroast2819 9 месяцев назад

      Amen

    • @HaouRex
      @HaouRex 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@nyx7331 Just drop a big owlbear on him and 1 hit him XD

    • @mikeG30013
      @mikeG30013 9 месяцев назад

      Paladin, two characters with misty step, overheat two times, using devine smites and missiles, done, without the hammer

  • @KingDDDuke
    @KingDDDuke 9 месяцев назад +371

    Imagine spending almost 50 hours on a game and not knowing how to play without help from stream chat. 😂

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 9 месяцев назад +21

      Would have been amazing to see his chat trick him to betray the druid camp and spend the night with Minthara to get a special item, only to watch him squirm during the cutscene AND lose both Wyll and Karlach. Sadly, it looks like he picked the lame path.

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O 9 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@JoeyCentralI hope they trick him into doing the emperor scene lol

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@ShadowFox10587O LOL fortunately, I have been spared from seeing that, but I will absolutely lose my shit if they can pull that off.

    • @lulukomadori9651
      @lulukomadori9651 9 месяцев назад

      And still being on act 1 of the game

    • @Onlyfightingme
      @Onlyfightingme 9 месяцев назад +2

      I’m 50 hours in and I still don’t know what I’m doing. I’m having fun figuring it out. Trust the dice.

  • @revolutionarymagic3459
    @revolutionarymagic3459 9 месяцев назад +273

    Never have I seen someone so against learning how things work in a game. Goes against everything humans are good at.

    • @friedsensei
      @friedsensei 9 месяцев назад +6

      Honest question tho, is that not just a character at this point? I'm new to DSP, he's the only lolcow I feel is playing it up for donations. I'm not saying he is good but he seems smart enough to understand basic mechanics, like using stealth in a stealth game lol. He has a big ego but in his mind he probably thinks he's so good he can pretend to suck and still make money. But I do feel like he's sucking on purpose in his own mind haha.

    • @ak-qd2jk
      @ak-qd2jk 9 месяцев назад +35

      @@friedsensei the only times hes playing it up is when he says hes grateful or that he has changed

    • @billvolk4236
      @billvolk4236 9 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@friedsensei I honestly think it's not a character. Phil doesn't experience games the way we do, because for him they're work, and on top of that they're work he hates doing. I think most of us have zoned out during mind-numbing jobs we hate.

    • @friedsensei
      @friedsensei 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@billvolk4236 that actually makes sense. He's not mad at the enemy reinforcemwnts because he might die, he's mad because he doesn't wanna play haha

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 9 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@friedsenseihe wants the game to be bad so he can claim that he was right from the start and he knew that the game was overhyped and bad.
      The other part of the reason is that long games like this tend to get less support as it goes along because people get bored with Phil blaming the game all the time. If he quits because the game is bad, he can move onto something else and get more tips. It also opens the possibility of him getting fans to pay more money for him to pick it up again to do a 'true' playthrough.

  • @scorchbubbles
    @scorchbubbles 9 месяцев назад +139

    *nothing but lava around him*
    "Guys how do I superheat him"

    • @baysports3298
      @baysports3298 9 месяцев назад +15

      I swear Phil does not comprehend the shit that he says sometimes. His mouth just moves and random words come out.

    • @ghettoprince187
      @ghettoprince187 9 месяцев назад +28

      Reminds me when he tried to take on The End...a legendary sniper....which is supposed to be an epic sniper battle....with a shotgun.
      #DSPLogic 😂😂

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@baysports3298he has to, to stream so it forces his mouth to babble,, since hes too unintelligent And spoiled

    • @ghettoprince187
      @ghettoprince187 8 месяцев назад +1

      @awhellnah__ EvilAJ did a video on it. DSP was garbage...hell, he, didn't even shut up during most of the cutscenes. I think he tried to do a redemption run years later and he was just even worse.
      Video's a bit long but a great laugh! 🤣

  • @spekkio6649
    @spekkio6649 9 месяцев назад +233

    Most people: "Wow new content even after 40 hours! Awesome!"
    Phail: "Why does this fight have new mechanics??"

    • @zrider100z
      @zrider100z 9 месяцев назад +44

      Meanwhile, Phil, when no new mechanics:
      "After 40 hours you know everything and it gets boring, nothing new happens, no robust style new mechanics"

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE 9 месяцев назад

      ​@exactpy @zrider100z

    • @dl5fse990
      @dl5fse990 9 месяцев назад +28

      It’s because he hates the game and wants to finish it as soon as possible so he gets mad at anything that gets in his way of doing that

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 9 месяцев назад +5

      Literally my last recollection of a game Dave actually liked was Stray. And who can blame him. Game’s like a 2 hour walking sim

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@cloudshines812 I love stray tho, it's very cute and I can play it with my partner since they aren't a gamer.

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 9 месяцев назад +125

    Remember guys he’s not a children’s entertainer he says while wearing a colorful Viking hat and making stupid faces and noises for money

    • @Atom.Storm.
      @Atom.Storm. 9 месяцев назад +6

      We got him to abandon the bubbles. Let's work on the hats and vests and then remind him of how much money he wasted on them.

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 9 месяцев назад

      @@Atom.Storm. just need another dent to super chat him 1.00 and break him again.

    • @TheGreenCumulon
      @TheGreenCumulon 9 месяцев назад +3

      "I'm not some muppet"

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  9 месяцев назад +155

    - DSP: *Complains about games not adding new mechanics*
    - Also DSP: *Complains about games adding new mechanics*

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 9 месяцев назад +5

      "Why is the game so unfair dood"
      chat: "You could try turning on karmic dice!"
      "No that's not how the game is designed to be played."

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE 9 месяцев назад +2

      Its incredible really

  • @humanbean3
    @humanbean3 9 месяцев назад +41

    My favorite thing DSP does all the time >>> sneak a peek at chat and read a hint - pretend to not see it -use the hint - and then celebrate and say things like "I KNEW IT!".

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 5 месяцев назад +3

      That's the kind of thi g I used to do as a child! It's so blatant and immature, for such a miniscule amount of insenciere gratification.

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@left-2-write28 its really funny. he does it a lot too. i even had to screen cap one when he was playing mario. I might make it a video one of these days because its just so blatant and funny.
      a new viewer that joined for mario told him theres a secret behind the waterfall. he glanced at the message and then quickly glanced away.. then he goes up to a waterfall (the wrong one) and goes "OHH LOOK!!" or something as he started walking into it, and nothing.. he just walked into a wall.. lol.. then he went to the correct one and "OH LOOK. I KNEW IT!"
      it was so comical for me.
      what's even funnier is that he was doing that the whole stream with this one guy. It was a new viewer. after that time, and Phil acting like he didnt see yet another one of his tips, the new viewer just says "ok wtf im leaving" or something lol. too funny. I dont think anyone else even realized what was going on except me, phil, and that poor new viewer that phil turned into a detractor in one mario stream.
      and you can believe that phil wasnt finding the purple coins easily after that guy left lol.

  • @WhoaMoses
    @WhoaMoses 9 месяцев назад +132

    As soon as the fight started he knew to use the forge hammer to beat him dude is still reading guides to beat games after being a pro gamer for 15 years.

    • @AlbertoDSalas
      @AlbertoDSalas 9 месяцев назад +14

      Not trying to defend phil but I would say it's pretty obvious. Especially since you see the hammer drop just before this boss shows up

    • @WhoaMoses
      @WhoaMoses 9 месяцев назад +50

      @@AlbertoDSalas If it were anyone but Phil I would agree but this dude is lucky that he can remember to breathe without being reminded.

    • @AlbertoDSalas
      @AlbertoDSalas 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@WhoaMoses lol fair point

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 9 месяцев назад +13

      It was not obvious to me and took me a few turns before I realized that I wasn't doing enough damage to be the right way to do it.
      He's definitely looking up a guide, same way he knew the twist in inFamous.

    • @boswelldoddler5235
      @boswelldoddler5235 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@AlbertoDSalas You're putting a lot of faith in Phil.

  • @omnimaster1
    @omnimaster1 9 месяцев назад +40

    And still refuses to examine the enemies. Someone needs to post this on the bg3 subreddit.

  • @BasedF-15Pilot
    @BasedF-15Pilot 9 месяцев назад +88

    How did he get this far without learning how to unlink his group so they can be commanded individually and stay put? Kind of a requirement so no one walks in lava wow.

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne 9 месяцев назад

      Phil is stupid as fuck and I pray that his bankruptcy gets reviewed.
      But let's be real, saying that's a 'requirement' to make it so no one walks in lava is a shitty design choice. Those characters are adults. They shouldn't need DSP level of handholding to get past fucking lava. The ai partner should already be able to route around the lava itself

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself 9 месяцев назад +3

      Lol, I actually had to learn how to do this, because one character got accidentally unlinked somehow. Don't remember how tho.

    • @trey6883
      @trey6883 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@IHMyselfthere are a few things early on that force your group to separate. The weirdo Loviatar worshipper in the Goblin camp forces your group to unlink and Gut won’t help you unless you separate

    • @baldrkrueger3552
      @baldrkrueger3552 9 месяцев назад

      it's breath of the wild all over again hahaa

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 9 месяцев назад +106

    He’s gonna rage quit the game and prove the detractors right…again.

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE 9 месяцев назад +9

      I bet even with non stop hand holding

    • @JJsiN84
      @JJsiN84 9 месяцев назад +9

      I am actually wholeheartedly surprised he has even got this far. I predicted he would be done after four or five streams. I didn't anticipate the ungodly amounts of hand holding. Literally every move he makes is not done by him. He does no pre-planning, no clever strategy, just gets told what abilities to cast and where to go. I don't see the fun in that personally but dents are giving him money for it, while playing the game for him. Only on DSP gaming folks. 😄😄

    • @sorinsilverheart3200
      @sorinsilverheart3200 9 месяцев назад +1

      Calling it right now, if he does the Creche, he's gonna rage quot against the Inquizitor fight

    • @King_Of_Clubz
      @King_Of_Clubz 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@JJsiN84 apparently this guy can't figure out much of anything on his own according to other commentors 🤷🏾

  • @tonyt_mp4744
    @tonyt_mp4744 9 месяцев назад +102

    Hes looking SO HARD at chat. Pathetic

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake 9 месяцев назад +13

      Tell me what to do! I don’t like figuring things out. I just mash buttons.

  • @spectrealangritch
    @spectrealangritch 9 месяцев назад +5

    The game shows you the path your character will move to get in range before you attack…😂

  • @shushshush7137
    @shushshush7137 9 месяцев назад +39

    '' i don,t want waste time trying'' Phil actual philosophy, i wanna win and know everything in advance so i win without using my swiss cheese shriveled goblin brain

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 5 месяцев назад

      I can't imagine always winning things first try. It sounds so boring. Nothing would be fun anymore.

  • @Blind-cow
    @Blind-cow 9 месяцев назад +70

    Big ups to the one paypig dent having to get pigroach to the $100 minimum tip goal everytime BG3 is played I hope the investment is worth it.

    • @HaouRex
      @HaouRex 9 месяцев назад +15

      I don't get why there is single people who give money for charlatans like this guy...

    • @FLOPPYBAKER
      @FLOPPYBAKER 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@HaouRex I ask myself that every day

    • @MichaelFoster117
      @MichaelFoster117 9 месяцев назад

      @@HaouRex Dude they are actual mentally impaired people. and phil larps like he has a community. that isn't just the same 10 regards donating. and the rest are laughing at him.

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@HaouRexthis is inspiring me to make a new DSP build in BG3; a half orc deception/intimidation build with the charlatan background. Either a Bard or Rogue class.

  • @patrickhough5861
    @patrickhough5861 9 месяцев назад +38

    Someone should send this footage to Larian. I bet they'd get a laugh out of it.

    • @TheUlquiorraCifer
      @TheUlquiorraCifer 9 месяцев назад +11

      This was their goal when making this fight, I'm all for it. Every game needs a stupid boss fight.

    • @steel5897
      @steel5897 9 месяцев назад +22

      Probably. Too bad Santa Monica took his gameplay seriously and featured it in a GDC Talk, that's probably how we got GoW Ragnarok and every character explaining puzzles before you even get a chance to figure them out.

    • @TheUlquiorraCifer
      @TheUlquiorraCifer 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@steel5897 DSP, and the video game journalists are such a plague.

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@steel5897 Developers can't alter their games for paint sniffers like Phil, we would never get a challenging game again.

    • @fredfuchs5600
      @fredfuchs5600 9 месяцев назад +2

      Thats no good, they want to lure ALL GAMERS, and remember, this is the majority like Phil.

  • @Bumbleoni
    @Bumbleoni 9 месяцев назад +32

    He didn't go after Wyll because he couldn't reach him and attack in the same turn, and another viable target was close by. Threat Assessment means they attack the last person that hit them IF POSSIBLE... which Phil would've known if he paid attention to anything he read. Phil should just retire BG3 and play something more to his speed, like Paw Patrol

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 9 месяцев назад +4

      hello kitty

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@airiakizuki5592hello kitty island adventures

    • @JathanielLunnington
      @JathanielLunnington 9 месяцев назад +2

      Bugged Puppy Mechanics dood

    • @doctorsno906
      @doctorsno906 9 месяцев назад +3

      Diner dash but that might be too difficult for him too

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@airiakizuki5592this reminded me of how my first open world rpg was my older sisters Hello Kitty game on either Gameboy or DS.

  • @joshuarosas7856
    @joshuarosas7856 9 месяцев назад +22

    I remember reaching this area with my friends on our first play through of the game. When the boss first appeared we learned about its aggro mechanic and how to damage it within the first attempt but redone the fight since we used to many resources and the fight was not to difficult to do. However, our first reactions to the boss and the minion spawn wasn’t anger or annoyance, it was more astonishment and surprise along with appreciation that the game could give a very interesting boss and mechanic. This bozo just gets very annoyed and pissed the moment a game throws anything new towards him. Baldurs gate 3 is an incredible game that is filled with fun moments and times that can give you the thrill of an actual dnd game. It should not be treated like it’s existence is to annoy you

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 9 месяцев назад +34

    He’s lived his life on easy mode for so long he expects all the games he plays to be the same. I also find it hilarious that he hates this game but has to play it because it’s the only game he gets support for. Must be a sad life

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 9 месяцев назад +3

      How can it be a sad life when he constantly talks about how this is his happiest time in his entire life d00d.

    • @youtubecrack
      @youtubecrack 9 месяцев назад +1

      I wonder how many other pro gamers like DSP had a hard time at Boulder's gate. 3...snort.

  • @SomeofDEEZ303
    @SomeofDEEZ303 9 месяцев назад +35

    This man plays video games for a living
    But SOMEHOW behaves in a way like hes NEVER IN HIS LIFE played a video game

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 9 месяцев назад +2

      Imagine playing video games for a living. On he resume he has to put 2009-2024 - Played video games in mah spare bedroooooommmmm?

    • @DiktatrSquid
      @DiktatrSquid 6 месяцев назад

      While saying he's amazing.

  • @Nathan_Coley
    @Nathan_Coley 9 месяцев назад +38

    How can you be 40+ hours into a game and not understand game mechanics?

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage 9 месяцев назад +11

      Because he has a strange adversity to learning. Probably because if learns something he new he’ll have to admit he doesn’t know everything

    • @coolguychapman6685
      @coolguychapman6685 9 месяцев назад +2

      Because his stream hand holds for him why remember basic game mechanics when you can have your chat play the game for you? And PAY you for it

  • @foehammer5047
    @foehammer5047 9 месяцев назад +15

    DM: You are in an ancient lost forge, about to smith a powerful magic item, when suddenly you are attacked by a 14ft tall golem made entirely of a mythical metal, rendering it almost completely invulnerable. What do you do?
    DSP: I bitch and whine until the other players at the table tell me what to do.
    Seriously how do you not get hyped by the scene he finds himself in. Maybe he's not like a fantasy guy but cmon, Grym is a fantastic piece of set design, environmental story telling, and strategy gaming.

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 9 месяцев назад +4

      He hates it because he is required to think. This isn't his strong suit. You could say this is his weak point. He just wants to steamroll everything while his chat praises him and donates their entire disability checks to him.
      Phail doesn't like fantasy games. He doesn't like games at all. He wants to do as little as possible but be paid for it. He doesn't care about RPG's or fantasy games.

  • @unbearifiedbear1885
    @unbearifiedbear1885 9 месяцев назад +11

    _"How do I get him to be superheated?"_ as the word Lava is displayed directly in the middle of the screen 😂

  • @mrromanow3123
    @mrromanow3123 9 месяцев назад +57

    I knew Grym would break Phil 😂 a worthy successor to Ludwig The Accursed and Nemi from RE3 Remake. These damn puzzle bosses!

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake 9 месяцев назад +5

      Phil wants his character to be like Grym and have most attacks not affect him.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 9 месяцев назад +3

      Grym is the hardest boss in the game
      So theres that on top of phil being stupid
      The legit stonewall for honor mode

    • @obsidiansinclaire3826
      @obsidiansinclaire3826 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@V2ULTRAKill I feel like raphael is harder. I kill grym with only slight difficulty.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@obsidiansinclaire3826 naw, by rafael if you build well you can 1 turn cycle him even on honor mode
      Grym is harder because at minimum you have to deal with multiple turn cycles even with the boss gimmick, that means more chances to get bodied

    • @obsidiansinclaire3826
      @obsidiansinclaire3826 9 месяцев назад +3

      @V2ULTRAKill you don't even need the anvil though. I feel like the anvil actually makes him harder.

  • @Bumbleoni
    @Bumbleoni 9 месяцев назад +33

    Also the reason he keeps walking in to the lava is because he's cuing up their attacks without adjusting for range. The attacks can't reach on their own, and just clicking on the enemy makes your character move to range. He should be moving first in to range, and then attacking. Same for when he tried to jump in to the middle, the range on the jump alone wasn't enough so the character moved forward to complete the action

  • @GamerGuyOG
    @GamerGuyOG 9 месяцев назад +38

    He wants to drop it so he can replace it with Tekken. Just like when SF6 came out, he played it every. Single. Day. For 4 months. "Variety streamer"

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 9 месяцев назад +5

      "Content curator"

    • @daltonbolser5100
      @daltonbolser5100 9 месяцев назад +3

      he will play whatever gets him the most money 💴 😂😂

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 9 месяцев назад +5

      I have a feeling he's going to hate Tekken 8, but I'm sure for the first few streams he will be playing it up as if he's enjoying it.

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@torchlight1785 Phail doesn't enjoy video games. He hates them. He likes money. He'll play it and continue if his special education "fahnzzz" pour their whole SSI checks into his bank account.
      This is what happens when you turn your hobby into a job. You eventually start to resent it.

    • @RassGurmy92
      @RassGurmy92 9 месяцев назад +2

      He'll get trolled online with names like Khetgotblacked. FatKhet. Jasperisdead.

  • @bonedragon7665
    @bonedragon7665 9 месяцев назад +13

    Every time Phil ask “Can I do this?” I hear Matt Mercer say “You can certainly try”

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 5 месяцев назад

      Hahahaha, I'm glad I'm not the only one!

  • @cerebralisk
    @cerebralisk 9 месяцев назад +20

    lol there is literally a little platform next to the anvil to stand on to lure him onto it, also he didn't bother to read that the boss goes for the last target that attacked it 'if able' a rather crucial caveat

    • @trey6883
      @trey6883 9 месяцев назад +3

      You also don’t even need to be in the center. The four platforms around the outside work perfectly. If you shoot him from the opposite side, he walked perfectly onto the anvil and can’t even reach a party member to attack

  • @Dragon_Lair
    @Dragon_Lair 9 месяцев назад +17

    I'm more surprised that he hadn't rage quit before the Adamantine Golem. Now if only he can get to the Gauntlet of Shar and I'll be happy laughing at him every step of the way.

    • @benjaminmorgan6168
      @benjaminmorgan6168 9 месяцев назад +4

      He's going to quit at gauntlet 💯

    • @pauloa.7609
      @pauloa.7609 9 месяцев назад +2

      The gauntlet of Shar will be the last straw for sure. Another rage quit

    • @rossstrickland1722
      @rossstrickland1722 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@pauloa.7609 He's gonna lose it at the leap of faith lol.

  • @Dovahkiin049
    @Dovahkiin049 9 месяцев назад +34

    I love that he essentially admits in this clip that he hates any boss that he can't beat by simply hitting it till it dies XD

    • @luckytheprotoboi826
      @luckytheprotoboi826 9 месяцев назад +1

      If he wanted to do that he should have played Barbarian or Fighter and not a Sorceror lol

    • @mediokay
      @mediokay 9 месяцев назад +2

      Caveman brain

    • @DeadlyAntelope
      @DeadlyAntelope 9 месяцев назад +2

      I mean, you can beat Grym without using the hammer. I did it as a challenge.
      10/10 gaming experience, wouldn't do it again.

    • @ThorAxeleon
      @ThorAxeleon 8 месяцев назад

      There's a tactic with Grym where legends look at the forge hammer and laugh, I prefer sniping Grym from the stairs and that ruined platform (One that leads to the lava pits with the elemental) then have your party be equipped with ranged weapons, your welcome on killing Grym and NOT spawning those imp critters.

  • @nickbrooks4993
    @nickbrooks4993 9 месяцев назад +58

    without phil we would be lost in this world he does everything right

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 9 месяцев назад +23

    Phil's leaning so hard on chat to carry him that he's falling out of his chair. 🤣

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 9 месяцев назад +9

    He literally read that the boss attacks the last person who damaged him IF ABLE yet wonders why it attacked another person...

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
    @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 9 месяцев назад +15

    This doods whole life consists of "wasting time", but he's complaining about "wasting time".

  • @CFKttv
    @CFKttv 9 месяцев назад +4

    I'm planning on a BG3 stream way down the line.
    I'm legit learning disabled. Before seeing this series my biggest fear would be flexing my room temp IQ for everyone to see.
    After seeing a graduate struggle this much though my fears have been eased lol

  • @boswelldoddler5235
    @boswelldoddler5235 9 месяцев назад +9

    He is so confused by literally everything he sees.

  • @andrewthorsten3809
    @andrewthorsten3809 9 месяцев назад +7

    i would vote to kick him out of any gaming group i was in.

  • @milkinobama
    @milkinobama 9 месяцев назад +38

    It’s impressive that Phil save scums in mid battle yet still struggle.

    • @milkinobama
      @milkinobama 9 месяцев назад +3

      What’s even funnier is that this fight isn’t really hard. I had 2 people by the spawn area of the extra enemies while my tank was in the middle. My rogue character then switched in the machine and shot the level to slam the boss. Did this twice and won.
      Each party member except for my main character, but I still won.
      Without save scumming either.

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@milkinobamayeah one or 2 pulls its fine.

    • @rossstrickland1722
      @rossstrickland1722 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@milkinobama This fight is honestly easy even without the hammer tbh.

    • @collenjets123
      @collenjets123 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@rossstrickland1722 i fought that boss without realizing i could slam the hammer on him to kill him. I believe i tried it atleast once but i think i missed somehow. I sure would like you to explain to me how the boss is *easy* though if you arent using the gimmick, because it took prettyt much every resource and exploitation of the games mechanics i had to beat it by the skin of my teeth the bad way,

    • @vtubersubs3803
      @vtubersubs3803 9 месяцев назад

      @@collenjets123 It's incredibly easy, much easier than trying to position him under the hammer. Just have a melee character with a bludgeoning weapon and use haste. He'll die in like 2 turns

  • @nervosadustbolt9642
    @nervosadustbolt9642 9 месяцев назад +10

    " This is pissing me off " As if, he wasn't Irascible to begin with.

  • @DefenestrateLogic
    @DefenestrateLogic 9 месяцев назад +19

    Chooses a wizard... doesn't wanna read books.

    • @boswelldoddler5235
      @boswelldoddler5235 9 месяцев назад +6

      He's actually a sorcerer. Which is funny because it's the other major arcane class that doesn't have to study or read anything.

    • @IAmHumongous
      @IAmHumongous 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@boswelldoddler5235 but the sorcerer relies on charisma..

    • @boswelldoddler5235
      @boswelldoddler5235 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@IAmHumongous Phil has charisma. It's the charisma of a greasy used car salesman but it's there.

    • @IAmHumongous
      @IAmHumongous 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@boswelldoddler5235 nah, CHA and INT are daves dumpstats

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 5 месяцев назад +1

      I would argue he still has a TYPE of charisma, as both deception and intimidation are charisma. And I would classify manipulative begging as being somewhere between those.

  • @dalepak1955
    @dalepak1955 9 месяцев назад +6

    That’s so weird, I beat this boss the first time by going unga bunga on him with a pally and fighter with mauls and a monk. They were blessed and speed potted. Everyone survived the fight...

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 5 месяцев назад

      My first time against this boss, I had the worst possible match up. I had two warlocks, cleric, and wizard, and non of them had any bludgeoning weapons on then.Thankfully, my Tav had the warlock pact of blades, so I summoned a warhammer and bonked him until I realized what do do with the anvil.

  • @DrakeHunter324
    @DrakeHunter324 9 месяцев назад +5

    50 hours........still on act 1.
    I was on act 3 by that point and I was being slow.
    Good lord this guy needs to studied, this level of incompetence is unprecedented.

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 5 месяцев назад

      Same. I'm in the later part of act three at a little over 50 hours, and I have a bad habit of leaving my desk with the game running in the background for hours while I do other things, so at least some of my playtime is bloated because of that.

  • @LesPeterGuitarJam
    @LesPeterGuitarJam 9 месяцев назад +11

    I didn't have a chat to hold my hand and to basically every single decision for me...
    And neither did thousands and thousands of other people...
    But Phil who play video games for a living can't play anything by himself.
    He just sits and stare at the chat instead of fucking trying... How does he think other people play the game...

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 9 месяцев назад +3

      He thinks people do what he used to do..have a guide on hand all the time.

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 5 месяцев назад

      Does BG3 even have an official game guide you can buy? It would be nearly impossible to include all the possible ways a player could beat anything in the game.
      It's nearly as open ended as real dnd, so I guess if they can make rule and guide books for dnd, they should be able to make them for this...

  • @absoluteandrew398
    @absoluteandrew398 9 месяцев назад +6

    Watching him not even think about trying to heal/revive all his downed teammates while he continues just missing attacks against Grym was so hard to watch 😭

  • @Dovahkiin049
    @Dovahkiin049 9 месяцев назад +7

    "Pro gamer doesn't mean I play things at a high level"
    What does he think professional means?

  • @birduno
    @birduno 9 месяцев назад +60

    i genuinely wonder how many games dsp could complete if he was playing completely alone

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 9 месяцев назад +19

      he fails at childrens games without help so id say 2%

    • @happycat4838
      @happycat4838 9 месяцев назад +8

      Probably just Street Fighter 2

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@happycat4838
      DSP could brute force at least few games.

    • @MaelPlaguecrow6942
      @MaelPlaguecrow6942 9 месяцев назад +14

      That WWE Champions mobile game.

    • @JohnGraves1985
      @JohnGraves1985 9 месяцев назад +1

      All Bethesda "RPGs" post Fallout: New Vegas, so how many is that exactly?

  • @darthrevan6
    @darthrevan6 9 месяцев назад +3

    BG3 rewards thinking outside of the box to beat a boss like this one. But Phil's brain only thinks within a smaller box inside of the box...

  • @phugindomas
    @phugindomas 9 месяцев назад +2

    Its super pathetic that he tried so hard to act like he didnt read a guide and just pretended to run fresh.

  • @DiktatrSquid
    @DiktatrSquid 6 месяцев назад +1

    He doesn't "get" the encounter
    Therefore it's the encounter that's stupid
    Incredible

  • @AstroWilliamss
    @AstroWilliamss 9 месяцев назад +43

    Guys remember he’s probably overall one of the best gamers in the country

  • @ickyfist
    @ickyfist 9 месяцев назад +12

    The game is stupid and cryptic because Phil keeps walking into lava. Okay.

    • @JohnGraves1985
      @JohnGraves1985 9 месяцев назад +3

      He should stick to Bethesda RPGs. They are right up his alley, no thought necessary in them.

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@JohnGraves1985As a life long fallout fan, I hate how right you are, lmao!

  • @umbralecs
    @umbralecs 9 месяцев назад +10

    A puzzle boss!

  • @Techy837
    @Techy837 9 месяцев назад +3

    I really want to see a "There was nothing I could do" montag

  • @Nekros-t9e
    @Nekros-t9e 9 месяцев назад +5

    Glad to see Philbert has improved 0% since the very beginning with the harpy fight

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 9 месяцев назад +1

      😂 my exact thought. Literally zero growth since hour 1

  • @Astroga159
    @Astroga159 9 месяцев назад +4

    Dsp is like a wow player being told dont stay in fire and he walks into fire and blame the tank

  • @luckys901
    @luckys901 9 месяцев назад +5

    Man the hog got his bacon toasted Alabama style

  • @ChickenRooster007
    @ChickenRooster007 9 месяцев назад +3

    I see we hit the hat goal and a sprinkle of gout

  • @cardgamerdebu
    @cardgamerdebu 9 месяцев назад +4

    Porky is like that one kid from your school who is terrible at soccer, but has a fancy ball - and threatens to take it home when he gets his ass handed to him, so no-one else can play.

  • @CrownlessKingIX
    @CrownlessKingIX 9 месяцев назад +2

    "This game gets more tedious the longer I play it." Imagine that. A game gets harder the further along you go? Who would've fucking thought? He really should just play every game on the easiest difficulty at this point.

  • @itzJuztThomas
    @itzJuztThomas 9 месяцев назад +5

    I'm a professional gamer. I could pick any game up and play it to a professional level.

  • @WASD-MVME
    @WASD-MVME 9 месяцев назад +2

    God he's insufferable

  • @ItsSayrn
    @ItsSayrn 9 месяцев назад +3

    Examine the golem
    *READ* that it becomes softens under lava and only be damaged by bludgeon attacks

  • @kuragariinuken255
    @kuragariinuken255 9 месяцев назад +7

    Im honestly surprised he's still playing BG3 with how much he never misses a chance to complain about it.

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 9 месяцев назад +3

      Hes getting money so he cant drop it.

  • @cmille24
    @cmille24 9 месяцев назад +3

    Wearing a ridiculous viking helmet, gunnar glasses, picking his nose, and begging his chat for help.
    Amazing kahntent. He's a mature adult streamer d00d.

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 9 месяцев назад +4

    A grown man in a plastic viking hat bitterly complaining about an extremely popular and highly regarded video game that he's being paid to play. That's meaningful to me.

  • @dramacelcia
    @dramacelcia 9 месяцев назад +8

    Phil plays games at a game journalist level

  • @DrunkDoglol
    @DrunkDoglol 9 месяцев назад +4

    Piggy's idea of MEANINGFUL chat interaction is letting his dents play the game for him.

  • @CremeDeLaNut
    @CremeDeLaNut 9 месяцев назад +5

    after trying the fight once, he literally knows what to do. Why does he play so stupid.

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 9 месяцев назад +10

      He has an obsession with appearing high IQ on stream. He clearly looked at a guide quickly for this boss but forgot certain aspects of it.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 9 месяцев назад +3

    Doesn’t wanna take the time, perseverance or patience to learn by trial and error. But doesn’t wanna change the difficulty because it “won’t make the fight better” to get through it. Phil would be a flat earther if it wasn’t for his “business” perpetually keeping him inside the Snort Fort.

  • @Davehhhh
    @Davehhhh 9 месяцев назад +8

    Good hes getting mad. I want him to drop BG3

  • @3dpded
    @3dpded 9 месяцев назад +7

    That hat makes him look like a conehead

  • @lawlessx9
    @lawlessx9 9 месяцев назад +4

    1:10 he called out what it was before it even appeared on the screen.

    • @selfawaredrew
      @selfawaredrew 9 месяцев назад +2

      well spotted. he definitely looked it up or a dent told him

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@selfawaredrew this entire playthru has been guided. He's barely even playing the game

  • @runshouse
    @runshouse 9 месяцев назад +4

    He doesn't like video games.

  • @Disc023-ps6le
    @Disc023-ps6le 9 месяцев назад +2

    Why when he says wtf over and over. All i hear is " i dont have a clue what im doing and i need you to help me because im an invalid."

  • @blasphamer390
    @blasphamer390 9 месяцев назад +5

    It's so obvious he's looking up guides for everything and he still cant handle it lmao

  • @aaron_aj_knight_95
    @aaron_aj_knight_95 9 месяцев назад +2

    One reason I don't buy games I don't understand. Phil buys games just to make himself feel relevant, regardless if he's good at it.

    • @salvagev6mustangforgetting812
      @salvagev6mustangforgetting812 9 месяцев назад +1

      He didn’t buy BG3. A viewer gifted it to him just like Armored Core 6 was gifted to him

  • @Hulkdude2099
    @Hulkdude2099 9 месяцев назад +1

    He doesn’t understand the concept of chance to hit.

  • @Jason0binladen
    @Jason0binladen 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is how you don't play, this is how you don't life

  • @RBraunDPlaza
    @RBraunDPlaza 9 месяцев назад +8

    I was waiting for this. God he struggled so hard with this whole thing. It took him about 10 minutes to even get the fight started and it required extreme hand holding.
    His forst turn of combat was him staring at the screen for 5 minutes waiting for someone to tell him what to do....

  • @HaeravonFAQs
    @HaeravonFAQs 9 месяцев назад +4

    DSP makes the easy look difficult, and the difficult look impossible.

  • @MundaneDave
    @MundaneDave 9 месяцев назад +2

    Permanent wut-do-i-du lean
    100+ hours of DOS2 + BG3 later, Felipe has proven this is the most difficult game ever made

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
    @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 9 месяцев назад +5

    Whats more likely, the developers made a game that has literally impossible parts or that Phil sucks at playing video games and is too lazy to even think?

  • @aqdjbcr
    @aqdjbcr 8 месяцев назад +1

    It’s funny he blames the game for control issues I never had lol. Just walking into the lava again and again 😂

  • @Golden_Jester
    @Golden_Jester 9 месяцев назад +10

    This fight really only needs 8-12 minutes but he can pick up any game and play it at a pro level and can’t even do this easy boss😂

    • @khemicalburn
      @khemicalburn 9 месяцев назад

      Right! This fight took me 15 minutes, and I fucked up part of it and had to kill him without the hammer at the end. How is this fight taking him over an HOUR!?! Even with the handholding, he can't be bothered to learn even the simplest game mechanics. Can't jump, can't position his folks. I mean, this moron is playing a strategy game and pissed off you actually have to use STRATEGY to play!! But, what do I know compared to Pro Gamer Phil.

    • @JohnGraves1985
      @JohnGraves1985 9 месяцев назад

      8-12 minutes? Shouldn't even take half that lol.

  • @daltonbolser5100
    @daltonbolser5100 9 месяцев назад +4

    remember he loves his job 😂😂😂

  • @egil9859
    @egil9859 9 месяцев назад +1

    Speed potions, hammers, monks
    Gyrm dead in a couple turns without the hammer

  • @oldmatejohnno
    @oldmatejohnno 9 месяцев назад +3

    WHY AM I TOXIC?!

  • @armandoguerra7658
    @armandoguerra7658 9 месяцев назад +5

    He’s the antithesis of Ricky gervais while looking exactly alike

  • @MeeSeeksAndDestroy
    @MeeSeeksAndDestroy 9 месяцев назад +5

    too many bright lights and loud noises, scares old man.

  • @SmashGuyROA
    @SmashGuyROA 9 месяцев назад +2

    I can't wait for the TIHYDP for this to be 50 hours

  • @simplysage3562
    @simplysage3562 9 месяцев назад +1

    My father is from Nigeria who just started playing BG3 with me
    And when i showed him who DSP is he said
    "Phil is forever cursed to be the Enemy of progress"

  • @Jm_m808
    @Jm_m808 9 месяцев назад +1

    Took me one try to figure out how to fight Grym. Love how Phil is so terrified

  • @roneherushin4638
    @roneherushin4638 9 месяцев назад +1

    It's like he doesn't understand what the words "if possible " means...

  • @skullmastermasterofskulls3843
    @skullmastermasterofskulls3843 9 месяцев назад +2

    Holy Christ i was waiting for this. I just did this fight for the first time. I didn't even know you could use the forge hammer and still beat it in 2 rounds on tactician. It was the most fun I have ever had breaking a video game.
    Of course Phil would hate it.

  • @butteredtoast3032
    @butteredtoast3032 9 месяцев назад +2

    Dude im playing this game for the first time, in tactician, playing for like 2 weeks, 40h in and i just got into the shadow realm and last light inn, how is this dude still in the forge playing on normal? Truly a professional gamer

  • @shimmey4842
    @shimmey4842 9 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao he knows what he’s supposed to do but he’s still too incompetent to perform the simplest task!
    1. Just lead the robot onto platform.
    2. Pull the lever and squish robot.
    3. Lead robot back into lava.
    4. Repeat.

  • @baldrkrueger3552
    @baldrkrueger3552 9 месяцев назад +1

    turn the lava on make the thing walk on lava hit it again make it walk to the center use hammer turn lava off walk around, repeat ooooooooooooo so difficult ohmagashhh adamantite golem is a detractor 😩

  • @lessermook7608
    @lessermook7608 9 месяцев назад +1

    He always manages to spin innocent advice and turn it into a passive-aggressive attack

  • @dupekane956
    @dupekane956 9 месяцев назад

    “I won’t know, until i waste time trying.” Yeah, that’s a good life lesson actually.