This Is How You DON'T Play Skyrim: Part II

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @James-mi5qt
    @James-mi5qt 6 лет назад +59

    27:24
    "You were there for Roggvir's execution, right?"
    'Nasty bit of business, tha--
    YOU NEED TO LEAVE
    That's about how far phil gets in socializing in real life.

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 4 года назад +14

    Despite how BAD this playthrough is, compared to modern Phil this is gold.
    Hes actually playing the fucking game and having a decent time of it, hes not rushing through it or getting handheld by chat, hes not begging the entire playthrough hes just...playing the game. Poorly yes, and his commentary is fuckawful but hes actually playing it.
    Seeing how he does games today this almost makes me sad.

    • @numbersbubble
      @numbersbubble 6 месяцев назад +2

      this is him playing at his best? WOOOOOOWW

  • @videohorrorsystem5812
    @videohorrorsystem5812 4 года назад +8

    Him burping and snorting the Skyrim theme was the best 😂

  • @The0utsyder
    @The0utsyder 6 лет назад +64

    A 10 minute Intro, but well worth every second imo. The recap using the map was also informative, intuitive and very very good. So Far I'm really liking this, great work was put in (that far surpasses my own) and I'm thoroughly impressed. Definitely want to see more.
    57:00 was funny, i remember watching this, it's great honestly. You can tell he's having fun and enjoying himself.
    1:08:30 was amazing, and please tell me there's a link for a full version of the Why am I toxic song lol.

    • @sardinesworldorder1900
      @sardinesworldorder1900  6 лет назад +7

      Thanks man, here it is : ruclips.net/video/vzSdS-njLM4/видео.html
      and the other dsp related song : ruclips.net/video/BPObtApk8CA/видео.html

  • @ladyrendarkstrider2398
    @ladyrendarkstrider2398 Год назад +2

    An experienced Skyrim player here. I can't stop laughing at the sheer stupidity that he displayed in these clips. And the fact that he was trespassing says a lot. If the Skyrim Reputation mod was an actual feature, then he would be booed by not just his viewers, but NPCs alike. And the fact that he considers the Shouts to be power for wimps says his disregard for the important game mechanic and the lore. When I played Skyrim for the first time, I knew that the shouts were important to the Dragonborn, and used them.

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 6 лет назад +15

    Can't believe this schmoe killed the chicken using magic in Riverwood like that.

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 3 года назад +1

      Doesn't he know that non-restoration Magic is outlawed in Skyrim?

  • @SkyThePegasus
    @SkyThePegasus 3 года назад +7

    Dsp: I cant hit him he’s to far dood!
    Bows: Am I a joke to you?

  • @8-bitSpaceship
    @8-bitSpaceship 3 года назад +5

    Phil: Look at me, I'm an idiot.
    Me: You sure are Phil, you sure are.

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 5 лет назад +6

    "Use...THE WABBAJACK!"
    *gives Phil the Wabbajack*
    Quest Log: Use the Wabbajack to Escape Pelagius's Mind
    No other items, spells, or shouts are available to him
    Only one character in the 'room' with him
    "What do I do?"
    *punches Pelagius two dozen times to no effect*

    • @sparkyyy2834
      @sparkyyy2834 8 месяцев назад

      Guys an idiot biggest moron on this planet

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome 5 лет назад +22

    28:44 one of the greatest moments in TIHYDP history

  • @erikptaszynski3371
    @erikptaszynski3371 5 лет назад +8

    The whole sequence with the Wabajak had me crying :D
    I didn't even know you can fail that mission so badly

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 3 года назад

      Never underestimate this man's level of stupidity.

  • @The.Nasty.
    @The.Nasty. 6 лет назад +7

    Every spell is favorited when he goes through the menu to change spells mid combat!
    It’s like he’s trying to piss us off.

  • @DarthVictious
    @DarthVictious Год назад +2

    I wish there was a part 3, this is too fucking funny man

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 4 года назад +2

    "He's (Krosis) being a pussy!"
    *pauses game and drinks literally nine healing potions*

  • @James-mi5qt
    @James-mi5qt 4 года назад +4

    Introducing the Dovabegking of Hate, with his ancient power of Unrelenting Gas.

  • @charamelle
    @charamelle 6 лет назад +4

    oh my god i can't believe i've only just found this
    that whole wabbajack section is gold thanks to your editing

  • @NannersBobo
    @NannersBobo 6 лет назад +9

    The FusRoDah of the students would be funny if you didn't have to listen to a hyena-ogre hybrid cackle as it happened.

  • @unicornman147
    @unicornman147 Год назад +1

    If this is what Skyrim has for a hero to save her, maybe we should just let Alduin have this one.

    • @numbersbubble
      @numbersbubble 6 месяцев назад

      just imagine the dragonborn sneezing on you

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 6 лет назад +18

    8:02 - 8:48 ... Wow! A masterpiece! Well done maestro!

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 6 лет назад +2

      When that belch hits the note just right...
      i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/070/061/d96.jpg

  • @JohnnyJonestown
    @JohnnyJonestown 3 года назад +3

    57:00 Perfectly captures the essence of Phil.

  • @mightymole2
    @mightymole2 6 лет назад +19

    Some great video-smything here

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 6 лет назад +2

      mightymole2 Video-Smything skill leveled up!

  • @thedub007
    @thedub007 6 лет назад +12

    The editing in this is simply unreal. You did an astounding job recreating the style of the original Tyler Hansen TIHYDP, which WAS far and away my all-time favorite, but did everything 110% better. I know it doesn't mean really anything coming from a nobody like me, but this is my new favorite TIHYDP video, and I've watched just about all of them.

  • @DanielKay06
    @DanielKay06 6 лет назад +6

    GOD his belching in this one is off the charts disgusting.

  • @Jehutyde
    @Jehutyde 6 лет назад +10

    "YO DUDE LOOK AT THIS! IT'S A WALRUS!! :)"

    • @MachiriReviews
      @MachiriReviews 4 года назад +1

      A very rare legitimately funny DSP quote.

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 6 лет назад +28

    Brilliant editing from start to end as always Sardine. You never disappoint.

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 4 года назад +2

    J. Jonah Jameson having DSP's laugh was pure fucking gold.

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 3 года назад +6

    “Can you devour a dragon’s soul?”
    *DEVOUR*
    Another game I like ruined by this disgusting roach.

  • @pkradiancegamingbiorhythm
    @pkradiancegamingbiorhythm 6 лет назад +14

    Dat editing is godlike! An excellent entry into the TIHYDP archives!

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 6 лет назад

      Super JaMAaIRIO Sardine isn't new to TIHYDP, he's just not gained recognition yet. Go watch his Disgaea: 5 video, it's the best.

  • @boatcaptain6288
    @boatcaptain6288 6 лет назад +24

    Part Three when?

  • @yanisole1806
    @yanisole1806 4 года назад +6

    Only dsp knows how to turn skyrim normal dificulty mode in legendary dificulty mode (Face Palm)

  • @jordening
    @jordening 4 года назад +2

    This is so incredible. Omg I have been laughing all afternoon, THANK YOU. Need a part 3!!!

  • @smward87
    @smward87 6 лет назад +4

    'Use...the Wabbajack!"

  • @Fire5stone
    @Fire5stone 6 лет назад +31

    Unfortunate to see this few veiws

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 6 лет назад +2

      I wonder if the ten-minute intro has something to do with it? Or maybe the fact Sardines World Order is a rather obscure uploader among TIHYDP fans.
      Either way I hope to see more of this from them.

  • @zylaaeria2627
    @zylaaeria2627 6 лет назад +8

    Please tell me there will be a part three. This was a work of art.

  • @AncientCS
    @AncientCS 6 лет назад +12

    The saga continues. Very nicely made TIHYDP mantaage.

  • @josterplays8128
    @josterplays8128 Год назад +3

    8:02
    Epic

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 Год назад +3

    Are you still around?

  • @moonman2180
    @moonman2180 6 лет назад +2

    This is a fantastic TIHYDP. You really put a lot of work into it man. Please make more!

  • @Sh33rCold
    @Sh33rCold 6 лет назад +14

    Yesss thank you for blessing us with this upload

  • @spike-km9je
    @spike-km9je 6 лет назад +4

    54:33 DSP, the stoopidest frat-boy in Skyrim.

  • @ItsRawdraft2
    @ItsRawdraft2 5 лет назад +2

    We are reaching levels of entertainment that should not be possible

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome 5 лет назад +6

    Fus Roh Ack

  • @thedub007
    @thedub007 5 лет назад +2

    For personal use only: 1:10:18

  • @noobishmacgaming
    @noobishmacgaming 5 лет назад +2

    Playing countless hours without a house, and without unrelenting force unlocked. Jesus Christ

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 6 лет назад +10

    Maybe he should leave?

  • @aquilakbeeeh8325
    @aquilakbeeeh8325 6 лет назад +4

    1:10:18 That was Beyond the Best snorting Montage i have ever fucking seen XD
    Overall Best fucking TIHYDP i ever seen Gg

  • @adamnagrom4147
    @adamnagrom4147 4 года назад +4

    why isnt there a part 3 to this :(

  • @nuller87
    @nuller87 5 лет назад +14

    Will you ever make a part 3? :( Been waiting so long.

  • @immelmannace4067
    @immelmannace4067 4 года назад +4

    If you ever fail horribly at any game in the future just remember "hey, at least I'm not as bad as Phil". Also, I think Skyrim keeps crashing in a futile attempt to escape from his excruciatingly bad game comprehension skills that are just slightly above a special needs person.

  • @Bokune9999
    @Bokune9999 5 лет назад +2

    im hoping we get to see a part 3 (assuming that wasnt the end of things.. i mean it was on a cliffhanger ending so i doubt it) this was funny and had a lot of effort put in (someone should really mod in the DSP load screens into skyrim) and its been a year since this part was made

  • @Jason-mu6ug
    @Jason-mu6ug 6 лет назад +4

    You NEED to leave

  • @MrRetrospectral
    @MrRetrospectral Год назад +2

    Where is part I?

    • @ladyrendarkstrider2398
      @ladyrendarkstrider2398 Год назад

      It was done by someone else here on RUclips. Here-ruclips.net/video/eEymR6TSHq8/видео.html

    • @MrRetrospectral
      @MrRetrospectral Год назад

      @@ladyrendarkstrider2398 Hi there! Thank you very much for telling me and for providing the link! 😊

  • @Krispen_Wah
    @Krispen_Wah Год назад

    ok i lost it after he started beating the shit out of Pelagius

  • @Krispen_Wah
    @Krispen_Wah Год назад +2

    you need to leave

  • @KHT2236
    @KHT2236 3 года назад

    50:34
    Holy shit, I think five years of my life just blew away...

  • @snackylie
    @snackylie 6 лет назад +2

    Yes very nice continuation of the first part that wasn't finished. 😁

  • @jrlpixels421
    @jrlpixels421 2 года назад +3

    The burping is so disgusting

    • @jrlpixels421
      @jrlpixels421 2 года назад

      The burping makes me want to stop watching, its soooo gross

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 5 лет назад +2

    Phil should go to Black Marsh/Argonia. I hear the place is more toxic than him.

  • @MachiriReviews
    @MachiriReviews 4 года назад +2

    45:51 *devour DEVOUR*

  • @sardinedood
    @sardinedood 9 месяцев назад

    25:58 That makes both Andrew Dobson AND DSP who did this exact same thing.

  • @alihendrix4779
    @alihendrix4779 6 лет назад +6

    Oh man i swear this video made my day😂😂😂

  • @002DrEvil
    @002DrEvil Год назад

    I've never known the goat in Sheogorath's quest to be aggressive before and I've played the game at least 50 times! I never attacked the goat though.

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 года назад

    "Smything"

  • @theaether3124
    @theaether3124 6 лет назад

    OH NO... DSP IS RELATED TO STOMEDY THAT LAUGH IT'S THE SAME

  • @walterloehrmann5213
    @walterloehrmann5213 4 года назад +2

    You need to leave!

  • @Ohflipsnap
    @Ohflipsnap 6 лет назад +2

    Where's the part one to this?

  • @atomsmasher703
    @atomsmasher703 5 лет назад +2

    14:33 lmao!

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 6 лет назад +4

    Did the first part get blocked?

    • @sardinesworldorder1900
      @sardinesworldorder1900  6 лет назад +10

      nope...
      The dood responsible for the first part was a big fan of a tahxic group called the "Sons Of Kojima"
      After the shitstorm, he deleted his youtube channel and decided to commit seppuku, offering his own death as atonement.
      But the deleted video has been re-uploded by The Outsyder ruclips.net/video/o-Zs0qpw-G0/видео.html
      There's another first part uploaded by someone else, it covers pt1 to pt128 (for some reason). ruclips.net/video/eEymR6TSHq8/видео.html
      unfortunately, watching 128 videos of Phil's kwality khantent was too much for him, he is now suffering from brain damage forcing him to stop making montages.

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 6 лет назад +2

      Sardines World Order Understandable. And by "kwality khantent" you mean: "interrogation material?"
      *The Wabbajack!*

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 3 года назад

      @@sardinesworldorder1900 Where have you been?

  • @someshyguy
    @someshyguy 5 лет назад

    Use... The Wabbajack!!!

  • @Ohflipsnap
    @Ohflipsnap 6 лет назад

    *THE WABBAJACK!*

  • @solomonleatherwood1518
    @solomonleatherwood1518 6 лет назад +2

    Amazing

  • @RezaQin
    @RezaQin 6 лет назад

    Pretty good, dood.

  • @trufu9
    @trufu9 6 лет назад +2

    1:01:25

  • @sparkyyy2834
    @sparkyyy2834 8 месяцев назад

    Is that dark side phils voice ?

  • @roguereaper0919
    @roguereaper0919 5 лет назад

    So where is part 3

  • @09ziyad
    @09ziyad 6 лет назад

    Part III ?

  • @blizzardkhaos
    @blizzardkhaos Год назад

    That intro was way too long especially when you can go watch part 1

  • @duplicarus
    @duplicarus 4 года назад

    Why would he sell the thieves guild armor?

  • @intrigueproductions5344
    @intrigueproductions5344 4 года назад

    This shit took me awhile too, but I wasn't aiming at random things lol

  • @sparkyyy2834
    @sparkyyy2834 8 месяцев назад

    Omg this video 😂

  • @patriousthefallenknight3185
    @patriousthefallenknight3185 6 лет назад

    you need more subs I'm subbing to you

  • @Aluunyax3
    @Aluunyax3 Год назад

    YOU NEED TO LEAVE

  • @XxBlueDudeGamerxX
    @XxBlueDudeGamerxX 5 лет назад

    26:27

  • @strawberrial
    @strawberrial 5 лет назад

    Why keep his burps in? We all know he has no respect for his audience or himself, so you don't need to keep them in.

  • @randy161616
    @randy161616 5 лет назад

    1:03:48