r/Entitledparents "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY BABY!"

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +2194

    I AM NO LONGER LOOKING FOR MERCH DESIGNS
    PLEASE STOP SUBMITTING DESIGNS

  • @kayleighbrown459
    @kayleighbrown459 5 лет назад +1874

    Honestly, I'd have called the police. She's abandoning her kid. Simple.

    • @Destroxy
      @Destroxy 4 года назад +70

      Imo, OP in that story is really an idiot, unfortunately.

    • @davidkroejev
      @davidkroejev 4 года назад +15

      Same

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 4 года назад +14

      @@H-to-O I mean, where I live it's a bit of an unwritten rule that you don't call the police on the folk next door, unless you really have to. You have to live next to these people after all.

    • @amiyahbutler2774
      @amiyahbutler2774 4 года назад +37

      Kayleigh Brown ikr the whole time I was listening I was just like CPS! CPS! CPS! 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @yeetus5763
      @yeetus5763 4 года назад +2

      Same

  • @crazym1me
    @crazym1me 5 лет назад +1514

    The whole kid story. Girl I would've called CPS the day he sat outside my house for 3 hours. CPS is there for this reason, no matter how scary, you need to protect the child.

    • @crazyweirdgirl115
      @crazyweirdgirl115 5 лет назад +102

      exactly! That would be my first thought. The mother is actively putting her child in danger and not looking after him.

    • @RollerBladesMan
      @RollerBladesMan 4 года назад +53

      @@crazyweirdgirl115 i think the best was was to talk to the father of the kid... AND if he is also insane as his wife, than CPS is a correct address.
      The story tells is all, the woman herd bad stories about CPS. I have no experience but i know from various sources, that it is not nice and good for a child to go to CPS.
      I really feel sorry for the small 7y.o. kid, he's the victim in this story and it's very hard for me to tolerate that a child was treated that way, and i personally don't even have a child my self...
      Hope he has a good father, because his mother is not worth anything.

    • @davidkroejev
      @davidkroejev 4 года назад +3

      Exactly

    • @Uninspiredbrittnae
      @Uninspiredbrittnae 4 года назад +25

      I grew up in the system, and for this reason I have NEVER called CPS on anyone, for the child's sake, foster homes are rampant with abuse, and once you're in the system if you are abused by your foster parents NO one will believe you, because "those kids have problems, they make up stuff all the time!" Foster parents have sex with these kids, take their medication, and fill there houses with the maximum number of kids for a paycheck, not all of them, but alot. My foster sister just aged out of a group home she was forced into after she got labeled a runaway, because no one would believe are foster dad was sleeping with her so she ran. Foster Care is not a safe haven, I literally never know if the hell a child is currently dealing with is better or worse then what they would deal with in the system. Don't get me wrong I'm sure there are great foster parents out there, but certainly not enough for me to risk making that call. That's why people don't just call CPS.

    • @DrHardlyKummsz
      @DrHardlyKummsz 4 года назад +3

      Don't think they have a cps in France and if they do they don't work like they do out here

  • @davidjacobs7465
    @davidjacobs7465 5 лет назад +2118

    You drop off your kid at my place without my permission? Well, I guess it's finders keepers.

    • @callmesouls749
      @callmesouls749 5 лет назад +50

      David Jacobs no joke I was literally about to type finders keepers for the kid lol

    • @terryanisaurasrex2207
      @terryanisaurasrex2207 5 лет назад +18

      That is exactly what I was thinking I’d keep the kid

    • @jaunusender6166
      @jaunusender6166 5 лет назад +10

      I know another Dave Jacobs who would say the same thing, he could also back it up by putting the kid to work in his Haunted Manor attraction if it was the right season. The proceeds to the manor go to charity so I know the kid would have fun and be well fed until the Dad came to pick him up and sort it out.

    • @miniminininja538
      @miniminininja538 5 лет назад +11

      Legit XDDD forget the neighbor, keep the kid

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 5 лет назад +16

      I hear there's a solid black market for abandoned children.
      Too far?

  • @melissaclark1051
    @melissaclark1051 4 года назад +242

    The fact that he is still allowed in the same school as her is saying a lot.

    • @callumedlin960
      @callumedlin960 3 года назад +15

      The parents most likely bribed the school

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +7

      13:14: What a question.
      First time a kid is described in the story as 'scared and hungry',
      something aint right, DUH.

    • @dreadedworld8864
      @dreadedworld8864 2 года назад +2

      I'd make sure they'd never find his body

    • @starleaf-luna
      @starleaf-luna Год назад

      @@dreadedworld8864 id make sure the body wasnt on the planet

  • @JOE-no3mj
    @JOE-no3mj 5 лет назад +758

    entitled parent:*Leaves child at a random person's home*
    CPS:*Am i a joke to you*

    • @Stormfalcon2018
      @Stormfalcon2018 5 лет назад +12

      Me: APPARENTLY CPS, THAT ENTITLED PARENT IS A HERETIC!!!

    • @robbieberg9452
      @robbieberg9452 5 лет назад +2

      lol best idea

    • @adonaiorion
      @adonaiorion 5 лет назад +9

      The level of patience and empathy from that woman is amazing. She wasn't paid, asked, just randomly dragged in to a horror show and she probably felt for the poor little boy.
      It shows how narcissists use these things against people. That's just a real WTF story; I mean this woman didn't know her neighbour would do that to her one day.

    • @brezzeyoung7656
      @brezzeyoung7656 5 лет назад +2

      My sister was taken away from me and now my family is broken

    • @monkey9899
      @monkey9899 5 лет назад +1

      Brezze Young take the L

  • @thepaladinpup2272
    @thepaladinpup2272 5 лет назад +5126

    EP: Take my kid!
    Me: Ok
    EP later: Where's my kid?
    Me: You don't have one
    EP: WHAT?!
    Me: It's mine now. Finders keepers!

  • @MimiUsagichan
    @MimiUsagichan 5 лет назад +723

    9:30 I would've called Child Protective Services for the woman abandoning the child as soon as she didn't stop

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 5 лет назад +22

      Yeah, honestly the kid probably would have been better off then being with the crazy b*$%&. At least the kid seems to have a decent dad who can rein in his wife, at least when he knows what is really going on...

    • @NoOneReally111
      @NoOneReally111 5 лет назад +6

      I would have dropped him off with a drum set and two cans of Jolt Cola in his system.

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @jomomma4989
    @jomomma4989 5 лет назад +217

    "I'm glad nobody got seriously hurt" WTF?! Sexual abuse IS seriously hurt!

    • @godmagnus
      @godmagnus 4 года назад +18

      I think she meant harassment. Multiple accusers and proof and no jail time?

    • @drakebeasley5811
      @drakebeasley5811 4 года назад

      Genuine question, how does it fall under sexual abuse? I’m young and ignorant and am just curious

    • @wandering_penguino
      @wandering_penguino 4 года назад +19

      Also there's no such thing as a child's sex offenders list. There's just the one. That's why there's a movement for reform. There is only one list, US, Canada and the UK, so, at least in the US you have people on that list who when they were underage shared nudes of other underage kids (distribution of child porn), people who pissed in public etc. next to serial child rapists, people who have molested children, real pedophiles etc.. It's a real problem and it needs to be changed because it fucks over your entire life being on that list when you may not have done something heinous.

    • @thestig2350
      @thestig2350 4 года назад +2

      I'm Getting Weird Feelings About The ED, I Hope He Is Ok

    • @thestig2350
      @thestig2350 4 года назад +2

      The Mom And Child Thinks This Is Ok? Poor Dad, I Wonder What Happened

  • @MsKakashilover1
    @MsKakashilover1 5 лет назад +760

    I’d be calling the cops since she was abandoning her kid with a stranger. Sorry woman, I don’t watch for free

    • @dydysenpai7460
      @dydysenpai7460 5 лет назад +6

      Big facts

    • @celinetheperson4758
      @celinetheperson4758 5 лет назад +17

      I screamed call the police on time 2 lol

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 5 лет назад +8

      I think I would have contacted the father ASAP. It seems obvious he wasn't aware of what crazy wife was doing.

    • @cubeydude7605
      @cubeydude7605 3 года назад

      Agree but no sorry

    • @Hey0987
      @Hey0987 3 года назад

      @@cubeydude7605 wdym?

  • @trentonsimmons9568
    @trentonsimmons9568 5 лет назад +351

    If someone left a kid at my doorstep, then CPS would have been called within an hour. In leaving their kid at some random person's doorstep, they endangered them and CPS is better equipped than I am to deal with it.

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony 5 лет назад +20

      I'd probably babysit the first day assuming it was some crazy misunderstanding, but the second day, yeah. Just CPS, no need to bother the police (unless CPS tells me to).

    • @edwardteach841
      @edwardteach841 5 лет назад +4

      @@Huntracony same, you give them a mulligan because sometimes crazy stuff happens and after that its straight to CPS.

    • @doggolovescheese1310
      @doggolovescheese1310 5 лет назад +2

      Yep for real

    • @TsarofScars
      @TsarofScars 5 лет назад +3

      Child abandonment immediately marks the parent as unfit for parenthood, making the child a ward of the state. So yeah, calling CPS is the right thing to do.

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony 5 лет назад +2

      @@TsarofScars r/NobodyWinsTheThrone

  • @crocuslament9680
    @crocuslament9680 5 лет назад +435

    "Mommy there's a kid on our doorstep."
    "Well, now, didn't I always tell you that was where babies came from?"

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +11

      Story about the Non-Babysitter:
      Dude, get the Police involved DAYS EARLIER
      when this happens.
      WTF is wrong with you? Why did you let this
      go on and and on and on?

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester 2 года назад

      @@loturzelrestaurant in her defense, this was probably her first encounter with an EP, and didn't really know the right course of action was ATT. That and it's probably more satisfying to see them feel the rath of their spouse' fury when they've been deceived

  • @deniseeulert5220
    @deniseeulert5220 5 лет назад +212

    If a neighbor kept leaving a kid with me I'd take him to the cops. Damn traumatizing the child, they already are.

    • @saxphonian2972
      @saxphonian2972 4 года назад +5

      Yoda, you are?

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 4 года назад +2

      Mmmm, yoda he is, hmmmmm.

    • @paulfuray8557
      @paulfuray8557 4 года назад +4

      Yea, that neighbour was absolutely brazen doing that. 😡
      After the 3rd time (as like 3 strikes and your out) she should have warned with CPS.
      Or even involve police.
      Expecting someone to look after your kid and not even pay them.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад

      13:14: What a question.
      First time a kid is described in the story as 'scared and hungry',
      something aint right, DUH.

  • @The_Glitch_Reaper
    @The_Glitch_Reaper 5 лет назад +370

    EK: My family is rich and I can get you anything you want.
    Me if I was OP: How about a restraining order.

    • @barbkendall6933
      @barbkendall6933 4 года назад +3

      The kid: tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.700ed07bdd2b410746a919425a8eb9b4&pid=Api&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.giphy.com%2fmedia%2fyaAbruchhQFFu%2fsource.gif&ehk=jZwgPbQonkGGH3nqrm8FYez0c6YG0mwI56b2JHj0ld4%3d

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +10

      "I'm glad nobody got seriously hurt"
      WTF?! Sexual abuse IS seriously hurt!

    • @The_Guy_Who_Asked72
      @The_Guy_Who_Asked72 3 года назад +4

      @@barbkendall6933 that was a terrifying image

  • @WereRea3807
    @WereRea3807 5 лет назад +248

    Answer to that question: Second day I would call the police and CPS. Child abandonment is no joke.

    • @mihirx27
      @mihirx27 5 лет назад +20

      I'd take the Kid to the Police, and Report that I found a Lost kid, please take him to his parents. If the parents get mad, too late. The cops are already on the case.

    • @digizilla164
      @digizilla164 5 лет назад +1

      Yep, exactly.

    • @kaljapassion3354
      @kaljapassion3354 5 лет назад

      What about the father?

    • @krysdiablon1171
      @krysdiablon1171 5 лет назад +4

      You do that the FIRST day.

    • @kaljapassion3354
      @kaljapassion3354 5 лет назад

      I would've talked to the father too. If he's a dick, then go on, I would gladly drop the kid off at a police station or call CPS. However in this case the father was a nice guy. Imagine sending money to your wife to pay someone ti babysit your kid and finding out the mother is just using the money herself and sending the kid to a fuy who doesn't even want to babysit

  • @WineScrounger
    @WineScrounger 5 лет назад +226

    EM: finders keepers
    Knife: u are not my master
    ...
    U neither

    • @bettydiaz4286
      @bettydiaz4286 5 лет назад +3

      WineScrounger knife: **bites/cuts em and ek**

  • @nicoletteadams1398
    @nicoletteadams1398 5 лет назад +321

    If someone left a kid at my door, they would be there for *seven hours* or *more.* I'm never home!

    • @swiftstargames871
      @swiftstargames871 4 года назад +35

      Someone leaves a baby at my door they may end up in my house for 18+ years
      I love kids and If someone leaves a baby on my door I would call it in as a abandonment and fast track to get a foster license and offer to care for the baby and then later petition to adopt it, god forbid anyone leaves a baby in my door or they may not get it back 😂

    • @jannahmcnece2186
      @jannahmcnece2186 3 года назад +7

      @@swiftstargames871 hehheh, same

    • @greenmenace5908
      @greenmenace5908 3 года назад +5

      Same but I'm home and if I was in a bad mood the kid would be on the porch all day. Heartless ik but it's punishment to the mother and the kid was in the crossfire. I would obviously buy him chocolate or smtg the next day

    • @donkeyslayer4661
      @donkeyslayer4661 3 года назад +3

      I am. It would cause me to immediately call CPS. Then, it's their problem.

    • @paulgabrielbruma6712
      @paulgabrielbruma6712 3 года назад +2

      if someone left a kid at my door i would not even notice him or her because i am at my PC all the time ( ok not all the time only when i get water or food )

  • @wintertimber1749
    @wintertimber1749 5 лет назад +575

    rSlash Reading: "These parents are literal Demons!"
    Me: Please... that's an insult to Demons

    • @rosemary_carll
      @rosemary_carll 5 лет назад +43

      The poor demons...their reputations are being ruined by these a-holes😢😢😢😢😭

    • @XZombie_KatX
      @XZombie_KatX 5 лет назад +40

      I bet some demons are nicer than entitled people

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 5 лет назад +25

      Yep. Demons are nice. Give ya things.
      Eventually drag ya to hell, but who gives a crap.
      They make living absolutely fun when it matters.

    • @flipflop1508
      @flipflop1508 5 лет назад +5

      You have a point

    • @AloysiusWaffle
      @AloysiusWaffle 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah stop insulting people who look like angels compared to these kids

  • @cicidrawsalot5674
    @cicidrawsalot5674 5 лет назад +218

    Entitled Parents: *does a thing that usually involves saying*- This is mine now
    Cps: *takes away child* and THIS is mine now

    • @Sin_Sista
      @Sin_Sista 5 лет назад +2

      Entitled parent: >:O

    • @solblackfire3237
      @solblackfire3237 5 лет назад +2

      Ep:NANI!?!?

    • @lenierkuusha
      @lenierkuusha 5 лет назад

      If I saw that I be like
      Me: *....* *WHAT AN IDIOT*

    • @SurrealSnowman
      @SurrealSnowman 5 лет назад +1

      Ta da...

    • @TheMrskmt
      @TheMrskmt 5 лет назад +2

      I LOVE your profile picture! I have never in my life seen a man so dedicated into watching a banana 🍌 😂😂😂😂

  • @narwhal7473
    @narwhal7473 5 лет назад +243

    OP to EK: No...
    EM from across the room: *DEMONIC SCREECH STRAIGHT FROM THE DEEPEST, DANKEST REACHES OF HELL*

    • @moistenerchan9846
      @moistenerchan9846 5 лет назад +3

      where she came from is ultra hell instead of 666 the devils number there is 420 because every EP is frickin high

    • @matts2080
      @matts2080 5 лет назад +3

      The devils in hell are scared of her, she's their hell

    • @angelofdeath8739
      @angelofdeath8739 5 лет назад

      Devil inspires greed and entitlement. Not demons. Emmons inspire weaknesses like fear, pain, etc

    • @DivineHotdog
      @DivineHotdog 5 лет назад

      VEGATA WHAT ARE HER POWER LEVELS, THERE OVER 666666666666666666666666666666

    • @sharkyj368
      @sharkyj368 5 лет назад +1

      Did he just say Dankest?

  • @Catherine.Dorian.
    @Catherine.Dorian. 5 лет назад +130

    EK is still in the school after several girls came forward and he was put on the sex offender registry?! He should’ve been kicked out of the school and homeschooled after that. That’s disgusting and they definitely are to blame for his actions

    • @PastleMaria
      @PastleMaria 2 года назад +12

      Bribery still exist and that story made me sick to my stomach I nearly broke my fast by throwing up

    • @mandalorethemaximum1408
      @mandalorethemaximum1408 Год назад

      Forget that, he should be in jail

    • @Catherine.Dorian.
      @Catherine.Dorian. Год назад

      @@mandalorethemaximum1408 No, he should be under the jail. But yeah, I just meant only for the school part but legally yeah he should be in jail for this. I don’t understand how teenagers commit crimes, serious crimes, and the community treats them like they’re children. And the schools never protect the victims

    • @DavidHeels-j7b
      @DavidHeels-j7b 26 дней назад

      @@Catherine.Dorian.I disagree it appears to be the result of poor education by his mother, he should at least be put on a watch list and DEFINITELY be taken away from his parents so they can’t influence him negatively

  • @snowyroo6613
    @snowyroo6613 5 лет назад +500

    Wow entitled parents are just like broken pencils
    *THEY HAVE NO POINT*

    • @that1tortle251
      @that1tortle251 5 лет назад +3

      good one

    • @OhMoonPresence
      @OhMoonPresence 5 лет назад +6

      What if you break the middle of the pencil though? Lol sorry that was pointless just wanted to remind you that in the middle Karen has lots of points, just broken ones

    • @bittlesthecookieakacaitcat8798
      @bittlesthecookieakacaitcat8798 5 лет назад +1

      Snowy Roo Yus

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +1

      I see what you did there.

    • @babbles1979
      @babbles1979 5 лет назад +1

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 лет назад +170

    The neighbor "babysitter" is nicer than I would be. The kid would've never been allowed inside after the first time. Cops would've been called instead

    • @jbowman1018
      @jbowman1018 5 лет назад +14

      First I would have contacted the mother at her job. Informed her that she has an hour to come pick them up and if she hasn't arrived by then I will have the police/CPS come pick them up. I'd hate handing the kid over to them so I would have to give the mother a chance first.

    • @BestBES
      @BestBES 5 лет назад +10

      @@jbowman1018 I wouldn't just because she was informed the day before not to do it. That was her chance and she didn't take it

    • @chimponkoman
      @chimponkoman 5 лет назад +16

      More like a complete pushover..... hard to feel sorry for someone when they're a spineless tool lmao

    • @cael1978
      @cael1978 5 лет назад

      Aye, same here.

    • @toritori2299
      @toritori2299 5 лет назад +7

      @@chimponkoman exactly. Stories like that are frustrating not because of the entitled mom, but because the op is a coward.

  • @venon0891
    @venon0891 5 лет назад +661

    EP: grabs knife blade
    EP's hand: bleeds
    EP: surprised pikachu meme

    • @weewoo3343
      @weewoo3343 4 года назад +14

      FriendlyNeighbourhoodDemonBoi I’m gonna call the cops on you for cutting my hand!

    • @lebronartsandvids1290
      @lebronartsandvids1290 4 года назад +12

      @@weewoo3343 Later
      Police: what's going on?
      EP: I grabbed this knife by the blade and it's bleeding! Arrest OP!!
      Police: have a good day *leaves*
      EP: *Confused Screaming*

    • @MsHarpsychord
      @MsHarpsychord 4 года назад +7

      if given the chance, she'd accuse OP of stabbing her

    • @venon0891
      @venon0891 4 года назад +1

      @@MsHarpsychordprobably

    • @Shannessa
      @Shannessa 4 года назад

      FriendlyNeighbourhoodDemonBoi
      I’m surprised she didn’t

  • @ladydimom276
    @ladydimom276 4 года назад +74

    If she told me it’s my “Neighborly duty” to watch her kid, I would call the cops and CPS the second her kid was at my door

    • @BLANK-tj5ew
      @BLANK-tj5ew 4 года назад +11

      "its your neighborly duty to watch my kids!"
      Me: "its my neighborly duty to call cps or the police on bad neighbors as well"

  • @AgentSeattle1998
    @AgentSeattle1998 5 лет назад +144

    Day 1: try to be rational and bring the child back after first day.
    Day 2: if he showed up again, don’t bring the child home. Drop him off at the police station and say mother abandoned him.

    • @FabulousFemFiend
      @FabulousFemFiend 5 лет назад +6

      I would SO do this. Call child services or something. Other kids arent my responsibility unless we have arranged an agreement to do so in advance.

    • @mattisandin1268
      @mattisandin1268 5 лет назад

      In the comments of that post op said that she would do that nowadays

  • @Shifterai
    @Shifterai 5 лет назад +90

    I would be calling the cops straight away if someone just dumped their kid on my doorstep, no hesitation whatsoever.

    • @wynautwarrior2161
      @wynautwarrior2161 5 лет назад

      Amen to that

    • @kvngcasim7712
      @kvngcasim7712 5 лет назад +3

      I mean isn’t it negligence or abandonment or something like that??

    • @Shifterai
      @Shifterai 5 лет назад

      @@kvngcasim7712 plus add in child endangerment and I'm sure there's more potential charges if you went digging

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +2466

    You arrive home to find a child at your front door with a note that reads 'WATCH MY BABY YOU PRICK"
    What do you do?

  • @Catherine.Dorian.
    @Catherine.Dorian. 5 лет назад +47

    By watching the child she was allowing the mother to keep doing it. what she should’ve done was immediately called the police and handed the child to them to deal with. That’s their job

  • @nubcake9245
    @nubcake9245 5 лет назад +169

    I would call CPS immediately after the interview hassle then adopt if I went that far cause it's not his fault

  • @maralorca6518
    @maralorca6518 5 лет назад +170

    That woman is crazy. But OP is too nice, to a fault. You don't have an obligation to care for another person's child. If anything happens to him, it'll be your fault too. You could've just called CPS immediately.
    But if that were me, when EM comes home, I'd have slapped her entitled face into next week.

    • @GMODMV
      @GMODMV 5 лет назад +1

      I Wouldnt,bI would make the kid clean my house, seems only fair since he was forced there, and then tell the kid to tell the mother that he spent all day cleaning

    • @arnavanand8037
      @arnavanand8037 5 лет назад +4

      @@GMODMV it wasn't the kids fault at all

    • @GMODMV
      @GMODMV 5 лет назад +1

      @@arnavanand8037 yup it wasnt, but I sure as hell wouldnt take shit from a parent without gaining nothing from it, and callin cps is bad, kid could actually have a good home life and be taken away
      Also I sure as hell wouldnt want my kid cleanin houses

    • @stardustcomet4714
      @stardustcomet4714 5 лет назад

      I'd just set up boobytraps all over the place to ward off EM...

    • @toritori2299
      @toritori2299 5 лет назад +8

      @@GMODMV ikr. I facepalmed when she said it wouldn't be fair for the boy to call CPS.
      Like.. the kid could be kidnapped, raped or murdered. Or abused at home. But omg not the cps!!!!

  • @V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos
    @V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos 5 лет назад +69

    Second time the kid showed up at my place, police would be involved. Dad could of gotten his kid back while Mom would have child endangerment charges.

  • @florian8599
    @florian8599 3 года назад +25

    EP: "Art isn't a real job."
    Renaissance Artists: "Are we a joke to you?"

  • @brandi5126
    @brandi5126 5 лет назад +111

    "A few racial slurs were thrown in there even though we were both white"
    *Wut!?*

  • @benjaminw403
    @benjaminw403 5 лет назад +246

    "Ma'am im afraid i cant take care of youre child."
    EP: why not?!
    "I eat children."

  • @Nepafarius
    @Nepafarius 5 лет назад +307

    Somebody needs to make a shirt saying "you should give me your shirt, think about the EXPOSURE it'll give you!"

    • @gingerbred_23
      @gingerbred_23 5 лет назад +5

      YES

    • @jadedragon6222
      @jadedragon6222 5 лет назад

      I love it!

    • @FluffyNebula
      @FluffyNebula 5 лет назад +2

      That’s actually a pretty great idea.

    • @jonathancohen4427
      @jonathancohen4427 5 лет назад +3

      Now rslash should really see this! Because you are a genius friend.

    • @galactic7458
      @galactic7458 5 лет назад +1

      That’s the new merch! Also, since I spent my time reading this comment, you should just give me one of the shirts! Do it or I callthe cops!

  • @seriousblond007
    @seriousblond007 5 лет назад +22

    I would've called CPS on the first instance if I couldn't get her to come home and take her kid or find someone to come get him within the hour. Give those crazy people one inch..... and you end up with these stories. No way.

  • @xcvxq
    @xcvxq 5 лет назад +144

    EM: wanna hold my baby?
    Me: sure, why not.
    *hands over the baby*
    EM: hEy yOu’Re kIdNaPpInG mY cHiLd
    Me: aw shit, here we go again

  • @-orion-6359
    @-orion-6359 5 лет назад +136

    EP: Hi, can you take care of my baby?
    OP: No.
    EP: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SUCH A RUDE PERSON, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST ASSAULTED ME SPIRITUALLY!

    • @stardustcomet4714
      @stardustcomet4714 5 лет назад +4

      Me: *Bitch-slaps EP with an energy sword from HALO*

    • @KryoNitrone
      @KryoNitrone 5 лет назад +1

      OP: _regularly walks past EP and EK like a normal human being_
      EP: *DID YOU JUST WALK PAST MY CHILD? THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT, MENTAL ABUSE, HARASSMENT, AND YOU HAD JUST STALKED MY POOR KID. IM CALLING US ARMED FORCES ON YOU!*

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 5 лет назад +127

    I think we've found the solution for Entitlement: give all EP:s a knife! They'll hurt themselves in their ignorance.
    Or actually, don't give EP:s anything that can be used as a weapon. They might end up harming others for having their Entitlement infringed on. And then they'll play the blame game.

    • @marcy1949
      @marcy1949 5 лет назад +2

      would like, but 69

  • @Jays1256
    @Jays1256 4 года назад +17

    The knife story should've ended with him saying "you got slapped by karma"

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 5 лет назад +61

    Entitled Mom: *Places her baby in my car when I'm at work*
    Me: *Goes out for lunch break and notices the baby in my car with a note reading: "Thanks for babysitting my baby!"* "Well sh**". *Picks up the kid and calls my boss, telling her that someone left their baby in my car*
    Entitled Mom: *Comes back half and hour later, when I'm feeding the child* "Thank you for babysitting my baby!"
    Me: "It's not your baby anymore."
    Entitled Mom: "WHAT?!"
    Me: "Finders Keepers."

  • @xbabyxcowx3848
    @xbabyxcowx3848 5 лет назад +521

    His EP voice really makes me angry....so good job👏👏

  • @CalsGirl97
    @CalsGirl97 5 лет назад +113

    That first story is so painful. I myself like to collect knives but more painful is that it was a gift for a family member. Screw that EP. I'm so glad OP got their knife back.

    • @BLANK-tj5ew
      @BLANK-tj5ew 4 года назад +7

      my problem was that she gave a knife to the kid who was 8-10 years old, she did say "It belongs to EK!"

    • @gryphon4909
      @gryphon4909 4 года назад +3

      Same, I would've been LIVID I was already raging cause of the story. I have 4 knives do far in my collection

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 3 года назад +5

      I've been collecting knives for 50+ years, and this story peeved me off. EM is some wickedly sick piece of crap.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад

      The very last story-related sentence
      makes me sick.
      OP, you're also not in your right mind, are you?

    • @Ayaforshort
      @Ayaforshort 3 года назад +3

      What kind of mother gives her child a combat knife liked it's a toy. Did she think it was a fake toy knife? And has she never heard of possession of stolen property. 🤔

  • @kmaree2603
    @kmaree2603 5 лет назад +22

    I would’ve called the police on the lady repeatedly abandoning her kid

  • @heimdallscooter2598
    @heimdallscooter2598 5 лет назад +80

    Yep if she cost me a job interview then I'd be calling CPS. That lady is ridiculous 🤯

    • @MstangMch4
      @MstangMch4 5 лет назад +8

      I couldn't believe sumone was so weak willed that their answer to a person continuously dropping a kid off at their house was to look for a job to get away/have an excuse for not babysitting!! Hell, by the 3rd time I'd either have called CPS or just "kept" the kid aka: not taken it home!!! Assuming I was weak enough to allow there to be a 3rd time!!!

    • @tiamod
      @tiamod 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah, I can’t understand how the person allowed it to escalate that far. It would have been the end of it after the second day for me, I would have straight up called the police if the mother sent her kid over after me telling her to stop, just once, ESPECIALLY if I barely even knew her.

  • @ettem9149
    @ettem9149 5 лет назад +643

    Ep: shut up and take my baby!
    Stranger: *Grabs it*
    Ep: good!
    Stranger: *Jumps into black van and drives away with a baby, leaving Ep*

  • @cadeyray
    @cadeyray 5 лет назад +100

    A neighbor has actually dropped their kid off without permission about a month ago without notice, I was babysitting 3 kids at the moment, I’m 14, AND IT WASN’T EVEN AT MY HOUSE.

    • @dinnercat1142
      @dinnercat1142 5 лет назад +2

      Thats tough fam.

    • @doggolovescheese1310
      @doggolovescheese1310 5 лет назад

      What did you do?!

    • @mastatheif9909
      @mastatheif9909 5 лет назад +1

      Boi you got a nice face so don't let that shit slide, nohomo

    • @cadeyray
      @cadeyray 5 лет назад +1

      Usgosudi Wahya-Gihli I went to check the house and the door was left U N L O C K E D so I kindly told the kid to do what ever while I waited outside then he broke a vase by accident

  • @wellhi2430
    @wellhi2430 3 года назад +6

    If I was OP for the "babysitting" story I would've handled it just how you said. They weren't even friends and they respected their kids working more than a work from home parent,
    Nip that shizz in the bud. Manipulators will always find a door mat.

  • @ClownlyChuckles
    @ClownlyChuckles 5 лет назад +100

    13:13 boi, i'd be calling cps and the cops the second time it happened.

  • @_.-._.-.
    @_.-._.-. 5 лет назад +24

    If some lady slapped me for trying to get my property back I swear to god I would slap her back. Bless OP and their patience.

  • @puppyton2793
    @puppyton2793 5 лет назад +334

    *Calls the police*
    *police come*
    This lady tried to steal my knife
    *lady and kid on the ground bleeding out with OP holding a bloody knife*
    Sir you need to come with us

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 5 лет назад +25

      She tried to steal my knife ten times.

    • @sedidandanazu535
      @sedidandanazu535 5 лет назад +3

      Or he could say that she attacked him which is actually true and he defended himself

    • @tdefe13
      @tdefe13 5 лет назад +5

      she tried to steal my knife 28 times

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 5 лет назад +4

      @@tdefe13 Didn't wanna leave them a chance huh?

    • @chrissy8862
      @chrissy8862 5 лет назад +2

      @@fynnla.e DAMN YOU BEAT IT TO ME

  • @jessiecomputer4832
    @jessiecomputer4832 5 лет назад +7

    Why the hell would the mom not report that woman to child protective services? She let that woman continue to ruin that child’s life. Shame on both of them.

  • @Beanz-on-Toast
    @Beanz-on-Toast 5 лет назад +140

    Day 1: Verbal (recorded) warning.
    Day 2: Written (copied) warning.
    Day 3: Call CPS (Especially if he was left on my porch FOR 3 HOURS, like in this story).
    No chance for a Day 4.

    • @konradrojo3572
      @konradrojo3572 5 лет назад +3

      Wes Prang
      Slow clap in the background while raising a glass of vine and raising head in acknowledgment

    • @jamey7754
      @jamey7754 5 лет назад +1

      My aunt tried to call cps on her sister for abandoning her kids with her, and she was told the kids had to be left for 3 months to be considered abandoned. Atleast where I live

    • @kimtinte84
      @kimtinte84 5 лет назад +1

      I live in apt complex...I work nights...Im just getting home at 7:15am some parent does that to me.." Ok EP just so you know I'm going to sleep for next 10 hrs and leaving your child unsupervised. And I have a 6 year old wolf mix and a pit pup, and lots of candy and sugary sweets in the house. So they will be own for food as well. I also take 2 sleep aids so when I am out. I mean I am out. If your ok with it than great, child can stay."
      Once they hear wolf and pit.....nope
      Don't know why pepper and tatlo are very sweet dogs I mean just look at Pepper? (Pictured) how can you think she is even the slightest bit aggressive? Tatlo is only 7 months just a baby. Doesn't know his own strength. 😆

    • @streamoflillies2345
      @streamoflillies2345 5 лет назад +1

      I probably wouldn't actually do this, but the malicious part of my mind says just keep the kid. See if she even notices him missing, and if she does tell her she can have him back when she pays me for the babysitting (and charge way more than a legit daycare). If she calls the cops, turn it around on her and tell them that she has been abandoning her kid at my place DAILY and that I was keeping him there because I was worried about him being neglected.
      This is especially the case because (from a VERY quick google search) the 3 month rule that @CrankThatYee mentioned seems to be fairly universal.

  • @jamie_c727
    @jamie_c727 5 лет назад +159

    That 2nd woman be like:"ARt Is'NT A ReAl JoB!"
    Me:"DISNEY!"

  • @Pinkipuppy333
    @Pinkipuppy333 5 лет назад +136

    If a stranger kept leaving me with their kid I would just call cops I don’t care.

  • @kelpanimates3788
    @kelpanimates3788 4 года назад +17

    "EM: being an artist isn't a real job"
    Now now, no need to be rude to us! Besides, artists can make money, so it is a "real job". (You probably didn't read that the way I intended, but whatever. You get the point)
    Edit: my friend does art too, so yeah. Even though we don't do art for money, we shouldn't stop doing art just because "it's not a real job" art is fun, and, especially now, it's really our only source of fun. We don't live near each other, don't worry, we talk through Roblox, and my friend is in another country. I'm sorry, that EM saying "being an artist isn't a real job" really made me upset because I love doing art. Thanks for reading, and have a wonderful day/night!

    • @JadeAnnabelArt
      @JadeAnnabelArt 3 года назад

      My first thought when they said "Being an artist isn't a real job" was "Say that to Da Vinci."

    • @kelpanimates3788
      @kelpanimates3788 3 года назад

      @@JadeAnnabelArt this was posted a year ago

  • @gomesgreen
    @gomesgreen 5 лет назад +116

    Ep: *drops kid at home*
    Me: * teaches kid how to swear and give him coffee before taking him back*

    • @Uragaking
      @Uragaking 5 лет назад +14

      Ep : where did you learn that word
      Kid : *explains everything*
      Ep : *comes to your house to scream like a profesional retard*

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah, I would have send the kid home with a bag of dirty magazines or something, while telling him that, if he really loved his mother, he'd call her a cunt whenever he could, since that was the best word to use for mom.

    • @moistenerchan9846
      @moistenerchan9846 5 лет назад +3

      Me: takes him to the dark alley and simulate a real drug deal with someone named Jósé amd gives garbage bag full of crack.
      the only complaint from EP about that is: EP: he was supposed to be back at 7:00 pm instead you brought him back at 7:01 pm you.... you poopy head. #censorshipgang

    • @matts2080
      @matts2080 5 лет назад +1

      And a cigarette, and vodka

    • @pain_9998
      @pain_9998 5 лет назад +1

      I would have called the cops. What if he got kidnapped or something??

  • @coronavirus4908
    @coronavirus4908 5 лет назад +107

    15:24
    EP: my poor baby deserves love
    me: so you don’t love him

  • @dead0blivion
    @dead0blivion 5 лет назад +64

    After the second time I would have called the police. After the third I would've called CPS

    • @MrJerichoPumpkin
      @MrJerichoPumpkin 5 лет назад +2

      yep, no remorse at all. Better off in some foster care than with a mother that abandoons him to his own devices every day

    • @matts2080
      @matts2080 5 лет назад +1

      4th = hitman?

    • @j.c.2240
      @j.c.2240 5 лет назад +1

      @@matts2080
      4th = I'm adopting this kid now. He's clearly better off with me than the mother

  • @nickyspencer4550
    @nickyspencer4550 5 лет назад +7

    I had a family of 4 move in next door to us and they left their kid with us all the time. I didn't mind because he was well behaved and my son's age. After a few days of having this kid at my house every day/night I quickly realized his parents give give 2 cares about him. After finally meeting the kids parents I also realized they were on drugs really bad. It got to where I had him every day. Sending him to school, doing homework, feeding and buying him clothes. The parents would be gone for days at a time. This went on for almost a year and then one day they called him over to their house and poof, they're gone. I've never seen the boy sense then. I was crushed. I started to love this boy like my own. I know I should've turned them in but I didn't want them to take him away and I didn't know what would happen to him if I did that. This was about 5yrs ago and I regret not doing something about it every day. I also wonder what happened to the boy after that. It's like a piece is missing now.

    • @brendakrause5639
      @brendakrause5639 4 года назад +1

      That poor kid. Yes, you should have reported them!

    • @absolutelynot6546
      @absolutelynot6546 Год назад

      Sometimes it's better to go through one hardship to escape another, coming from a former foster kid. CPS and foster parents can be horrible, though, so it's really a coin toss unless you are "in" with the CPS people and know that they will actually help.

  • @marcysoucy9522
    @marcysoucy9522 5 лет назад +138

    If being an artist isn't a real job,
    Tell that to all the Disney, pixar, dreamworks, and other animators.
    Also tell that to all the Marvel and DC comic artists.

    • @frankxxxmullerxxx6734
      @frankxxxmullerxxx6734 5 лет назад +6

      EXACTLY!!!

    • @strongbeliver1321
      @strongbeliver1321 5 лет назад +5

      @Justin Lopez shit Simpsons is the peak of how wrong she was. It is the longest running "cartoon" still on air and making new content. Some people need to shut the hell up. Plus if we are talking real art then look at all the famous paintings like the screaming man and star lights. Art is more than a job. It's (ART!)

    • @marcysoucy9522
      @marcysoucy9522 5 лет назад +1

      @Justin Lopez I was going to but it would take too long

    • @gusthelord2292
      @gusthelord2292 5 лет назад +1

      Rip stanley will in our hearts

    • @ExDragonMaster
      @ExDragonMaster 5 лет назад +1

      Design is also a MAJOR thing in the Marketing and Fashion industries. People who think artistry isn't a real job are dangerously deluded.

  • @rodelmunsayac2878
    @rodelmunsayac2878 5 лет назад +58

    I got mad at the guy/girl who did not call CPS/Child Protective Services

  • @natethegreatactor
    @natethegreatactor 5 лет назад +86

    "Apple doesnt falll far from the tree" Then theres me thinking of an apple tree on the edge of a cliff.

  • @Akay4444444444444444
    @Akay4444444444444444 4 года назад +4

    That kid is being consistently neglected and abandoned by a parent, which yes, is abuse. He cannot rely on his parents to provide him with a healthy or non-harmful environment. It would have been one's duty to step in and seek legal recourse to help that child.

  • @alankennedy8233
    @alankennedy8233 5 лет назад +39

    Screw consistently... I'm a foster parent, I'd call CPS within 15 min THE FIRST OCCURENCE

    • @adrian225
      @adrian225 5 лет назад

      That's politically correct, on the 8th day of this week you will receive your good citizen prize

    • @adrian225
      @adrian225 5 лет назад

      That's politically correct, on the 8th day of this week you will receive your good citizen reward

    • @alankennedy8233
      @alankennedy8233 5 лет назад +8

      @@adrian225 screw good citizen award. I'm just tired of entitled shits in the world. Get the kids away and try to decrease the numbers

  • @x-48
    @x-48 5 лет назад +78

    EP: watch my child
    Me: fine
    6 hours later
    EP knocks on my door: okay where is my kid?
    Me: oh sorry you don't have a kid anymore
    EP: WHAT?! what did you do to my kid?
    Me: have you ever heard of CPS?

    • @serverbreaker8677
      @serverbreaker8677 4 года назад +6

      CPS = clicks per second
      CPS = child protection services
      CPS = children poop s*it
      CPS = chocolate protection services
      CPS = crocodiles protec sloths

    • @callumedlin960
      @callumedlin960 3 года назад

      Makes sense surprised op did not try this

  • @chargedbowl
    @chargedbowl 5 лет назад +305

    I would called the cops. I'm not dealing with your crotch goblins.

    • @donvalentino9822
      @donvalentino9822 5 лет назад +9

      *CROTCH GOBLINS*
      LMFAO

    • @yikes4946
      @yikes4946 5 лет назад +4

      lmao i've heard this before i think, "crotch goblins"

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 5 лет назад +6

      “Crotch goblins”
      Are you from r/childfree?

    • @Arthion
      @Arthion 5 лет назад +4

      I thought that Crotch Goblins was for entitled uncotrollable little shits, the kid in that story didn't seem to be the problem, just his crazy mom.

    • @minisn3066
      @minisn3066 5 лет назад +1

      No you shouldn’t call the kid that because he was actually nice.

  • @GhostRoninnnn
    @GhostRoninnnn 5 лет назад +36

    911: whats your emerge
    Me: yeah some lady is dropping her kid off at my house
    911: OK we got the cops

    • @tiryaclearsong421
      @tiryaclearsong421 4 года назад +8

      I actually had to do that once. I just called the non-emergency line. A kid had appeared in the house I was dog sitting in covered in dirt. I put the dogs in a different room and tried to call the home owner. She didn't answer. So I asked the little girl where she lived and she freaked. She wouldn't go home, wouldn't go anywhere, ran away from her brother, and kept saying her daddy would whoop her. She seemed sweet, well dressed, and familiar with the house... but I couldn't get her to go back home. So I cleaned her up and called non-emergency. I felt bad. I didn't really think she was abused, but her fear of getting spanked seemed a little... much. She was hanging out with a stranger in a house full of dogs three times her size (she was terrified of them) to get away from a spanking. I hope nothing bad happened to her parents, but the owner of the house screamed at me for it. I guess I should have just kept the girl for all eternity or until a frantic mother appeared.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад

      @@tiryaclearsong421 Yeah, this sounds like you under-reacted.
      And being well-dressed definetly does not mean really anything, tbh.

    • @tiryaclearsong421
      @tiryaclearsong421 3 года назад +1

      @@loturzelrestaurant I know. I worked with small children for a long time as a side job. There are a couple of kids that haunt me still. Unfortunately, there really isn't much you can do if DHS won't take the children out of the home.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад

      @@tiryaclearsong421 Well, theoretically, you could trick the Parents somehow and/or wait-and-gather-evidence, but yeah, overall: I know what you mean.
      Sometimes you just cant help; but you should always make sure that youre sure about the 'no options left'.

  • @v1v10rnitier
    @v1v10rnitier 5 лет назад +34

    It would have been my Neighborly duty to call CPS.

  • @michaeladaniel7114
    @michaeladaniel7114 5 лет назад +38

    Man, that is SICKENING!
    How can that woman defend her son even after other girls have come forward for help?

    • @Paul-fp3qn
      @Paul-fp3qn 5 лет назад

      It's obviously fake lmao.

    • @pinkrose984
      @pinkrose984 5 лет назад +8

      @@Paul-fp3qn If you're a troll. You're a darn good one. The woman just doesn't want blame placed on her for her bad parenting. I've seen these types of parents all over.

    • @Paul-fp3qn
      @Paul-fp3qn 5 лет назад +1

      @@pinkrose984 No the whole story is fake. You can just tell from the way it's written.

    • @jakubrogacz6829
      @jakubrogacz6829 5 лет назад +3

      @@Paul-fp3qn You can tell from the fact that to abuse someone sexually you have to have sex with them and only guys that do get sex at 14 ( was it 14? whatever) are the ones that go out with partying hoes that do drink and smoke weed at those parties. Secondly yes most guys untill about 18 are just about that clueless when it comes to approaching girls. They simply watch from afar too scared of women to take any sort of action. See... stalking is modern problem. Why? Well because 100 years ago for a person to be labeled an abuser or creep it took more than girl's talk. So while I actively support sentiment you express... see that women never tells us how did he abuse her sexually while has a whole list of behaviours she finds unwelcome listed down to smallest detail. It's not how this works. If someone wants to be trustworthy he should share at least a bit more detailed description.
      Oh and one thing 100 women's word is a word of one women. Don't fool yourself thinking that if more women say something it's more credible. Women are taught to support eachother even if it means false claims.

    • @Sailorsenshioflore
      @Sailorsenshioflore 5 лет назад

      Happens all too often actually

  • @janis7077
    @janis7077 5 лет назад +92

    A neighbor wouldn't constantly leaving their kid with me, because on the first day I would call the police.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 лет назад +3

      I probably wait for the second day because there's always a chance there's some kind of emergency not two days in a row though
      At that point you point out how it wasn't an emergency the first time to CPS after you call them.

    • @I_am_Null
      @I_am_Null 5 лет назад

      @@FrancisR420 But dumping the kid on their porch after only speaking to them twice? That's WAY too risky, even if it was an emergency. If OP had been anyone else, that kid could have vanished. I actually wonder if an EP has had this happen.

  • @jds1258
    @jds1258 4 года назад +6

    Damn that stalker story was weird. He knows her timetable when I don’t even know my own

  • @swap6984
    @swap6984 5 лет назад +70

    Ahh yes, Exposure bucks, worth about $0.00 is any currency.
    Preferred by entitled people

  • @WaicongandWaicongGaming
    @WaicongandWaicongGaming 5 лет назад +69

    **See baby on my doorstep saying BABYSIT MY CHILD YOU PRICK**
    Hmmmmmmm
    Well **put the baby up for adoption** good lol i better get going

  • @ernestborres6179
    @ernestborres6179 5 лет назад +43

    *EM drops off her child without asking permission*
    Me: CPS it is!

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +1

      13:14: What a question.
      First time a kid is described in the story as 'scared and hungry',
      something aint right, DUH.

  • @teamNOben
    @teamNOben 5 лет назад +8

    Em: tell me a joke op
    Op: Common sense and children
    Em: I don't get it
    Op: yeah, you don't.

  • @PuppyLuvU2
    @PuppyLuvU2 5 лет назад +93

    rSlash: Hippity Hoppity, this design is now my property.
    ....actually that's a good design idea. Gimme money for it :P

  • @rexs4239
    @rexs4239 5 лет назад +77

    Me- calls 911
    911- what’s your emergency
    Me- a dumb*** women keeps dropping her child off I told her no multiple times
    Ep- cops I have a right it’s the law to watch my kid while I’m at work

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 лет назад +46

    Unpopular opinion:
    The second someone says, "I'll kill myself if you leave me/tell anyone about my actions," you leave. I seriously don't understand how that is even a threat.

    • @Jasesaster
      @Jasesaster 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah I would probabbly be a fucking psycho for saying this but I would come back to him next week saying "thought you killed yourself"

    • @ghostmobiil
      @ghostmobiil 5 лет назад +10

      "Then perish"

    • @Jen321able
      @Jen321able 5 лет назад +5

      I've never thought of that as a serious threat either. No one has said it to me though, so maybe it's different when it happens to you.

    • @_JoyceArt
      @_JoyceArt 5 лет назад +3

      It’s not an unpopular opinion, it’s the only right thing to do.

    • @iconoclast.8707
      @iconoclast.8707 5 лет назад +1

      true. if they are leaving then they won't care if they die

  • @insertcreativenamehere242
    @insertcreativenamehere242 4 года назад +5

    I was yelling at her to call the cops.
    Literally they would’ve arrested her in a heartbeat

  • @gordieboi2340
    @gordieboi2340 5 лет назад +48

    If I was in the NOT babysitter’s shoes, I would call the cops on the EM and go and see if the other person is any nicer. If not than I would call CPS

    • @wolfcrazed0174
      @wolfcrazed0174 5 лет назад +1

      I would have done the exact same thing.

  • @DanishFay
    @DanishFay 5 лет назад +18

    I wouldn't have had that much patience as OP in the second story; I would have called both the cops and CPS on her

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 лет назад

      It's like sorry kid but I didn't abandon you my hands are tied

  • @Forced2DoThis1
    @Forced2DoThis1 2 года назад +2

    "I tried everything!" She tried everything but NOT calling the police!?! How on earth did she NOT call the police and report an abandoned child after the 1st time!?!

  • @nyanimations838
    @nyanimations838 5 лет назад +22

    Woman leaves kid at my porch......2mins later I got custody of the kid and she is being sent to an insane asylum.

  • @r9nx714
    @r9nx714 5 лет назад +28

    If a neighbor left their kid with me in that scenario... unfortunately, im ruthless. After the 3rd or 4th time cps, the police, and a lawyer would all be showing up at my house to hear about it. I really dont care for stupidity and entitlement.
    The military makes a hard man out of you. I thank them for that gift

    • @greenbarrel3886
      @greenbarrel3886 5 лет назад +8

      That's not ruthless, that's average leaning toward pushover status to wait for the 3rd or 4th time you were disrespected. I don't consider myself particularly ruthless, but I wouldn't even be letting the kid in the door the first time it happened.

    • @montatheral-zubeidy5597
      @montatheral-zubeidy5597 5 лет назад +5

      I'd let them in the first time, second time I'm calling CPS or the cops.

  • @heatherhartman6474
    @heatherhartman6474 5 лет назад +13

    I CANNOT STAND people who push their kids off on other people!
    I would've called the cops and CPS anyways too. Watching that kid THAT many times!?

  • @lavenderhoney3208
    @lavenderhoney3208 3 года назад +1

    A parent I didn't know sent her daughter home with my three girls and two of their friends. I had the kid for a week. I had no clue who this kids parents were. When they showed up at the end of the week I had sent all six kids to a summer camp I volunteered at so I got a discount. They knocked and I looked at them blankly and said "girl? What girl?" They called the cops and I explained that I had no clue if these where her parents or not because I had never met them. I thought the kid was a camp member left for me to give a lift to. They had to pay the full price for the week at camp.... $800 I was sad for the little girl. She was sweet.

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +9

    If a neighbor just drops their kid off at my place without asking, I'm calling CPS right at that moment.
    It's different if they spontaneously ring my doorbell and ask for an emergency of course, but if the kid just shows up, I have to assume there is abuse and/or neglect going on, and that cannot stand at all.

  • @jperalez5127
    @jperalez5127 5 лет назад +52

    Someone draw the puppy at the microphone with the logo in there
    Bonus points if he’s chewing on it

  • @samdatem1446
    @samdatem1446 5 лет назад +14

    EP’s quotes:
    -I am a single mother so buy me blah blah blah
    -but my kid wants your blah blah blah
    -You dont deserve it!
    -my child got good grades!

    • @samdatem1446
      @samdatem1446 5 лет назад

      Galaxy Gachas Anything else to add to the count?

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 3 года назад +2

    "Little does she know, the knife is fucking sharp."
    How could she possibly NOT know that?

  • @eriktheshitposterm.i.a6760
    @eriktheshitposterm.i.a6760 5 лет назад +54

    Entitle Parents : Watch my baby for a sec
    SCP foundation : Its free D-class staff

    • @BlueBeetle1939
      @BlueBeetle1939 5 лет назад +1

      I like you

    • @magtibay5331
      @magtibay5331 5 лет назад +1

      No even better more experiments for SCP-1810

    • @lomarivosa1
      @lomarivosa1 5 лет назад +1

      Its always so great when you are womdering the apocolyptic wasteland that is the internet and you stumble across an SCP reference.

    • @zacharymcleod8050
      @zacharymcleod8050 5 лет назад

      i havent read an scp story since i was a kid thanks for bringing back memories

    • @ruweed
      @ruweed 5 лет назад +1

      Remember the only quality a D Class is being disposable

  • @rebbengplays6714
    @rebbengplays6714 5 лет назад +46

    My child was distracted by this video while doing his homework! I DEMAND COMPENSATION

    • @shrawins
      @shrawins 5 лет назад +1

      File a case in small claims court

  • @derGhebbet
    @derGhebbet 5 лет назад +19

    "I want my child back"
    "What child?"
    "The one I left in your car while you were away."
    "Nope sorry, there was no child... but I remember one of my car's doors being open when I returned. Have a nice day."

  • @kerbo734
    @kerbo734 4 года назад +2

    grandfather:so what makes this knife so special.
    op:it has the cold blood of a karen

  • @Blandy8521
    @Blandy8521 5 лет назад +89

    Here's an idea for merch:
    Puppy bloopers shirt - picture of your puppy with r/PuppyBloopers under your dog

  • @fluffyjar5234
    @fluffyjar5234 5 лет назад +133

    Yo Mr. Slash, I think I'd be cool to hear a personal story of yours in one of your videos.

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 5 лет назад +18

      Plot twist, they are ALL his stories!

    • @Mrjagerz
      @Mrjagerz 5 лет назад +3

      Please like this comment and maybe he'll notice it and make one. Verynoice

    • @belle3809
      @belle3809 5 лет назад +1

      up

    • @fluffyjar5234
      @fluffyjar5234 5 лет назад +1

      andymcl92 O_O

    • @Potato-tb3wy
      @Potato-tb3wy 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@andymcl92 nAnI? owO

  • @snubble7772
    @snubble7772 5 лет назад +20

    you know, for the first babysitting problem, the answer is simple, doctor Phil!

  • @strawberrysoulforever8336
    @strawberrysoulforever8336 3 года назад +1

    OP: I won't be here tomorrow.
    EM: As a babysitter, you need to give me more notice!
    OP: Well, you needed to give me more notice that you thought I was a babysitter!