@@xaterepd9519 The Do-335 A-0 is 4.7 and not 4.0 + those 750Kph are at 8400m altitude, near the ground where most of the fights, especially late game, will be present, it wont go faster than ~600kph, and the Do has basically Zero Gun control, it cant get its Nose on target if the enemy is aware
“That one sideclimbing P-47 watching his entire team chase a single JU-288 down to low altitude and die before he gets to 5km”. This is me every game I play in the P-47D-28
Why would they do anything to make the game better? Once they saw that they could put pay to win aspects in, and that while everyone complained they still kept playing and buying. Until people leave and stop giving them money, they will never care. There are far more whales in games like this then people openly admit. I quit 3 years ago ( played since before ground rb). I used to be in a few squadrons and knew 8 people who admitted to spending a few thousand dollars on that game while having played less than 3 years.
Ah yes the T-4-6 combination after take-off. It's engraved in my immediate muscular memory at this point. Also thar P-47 watching the whole team die hits too hard man... AND the AAA stuff ! This isn't slander this is just straight up facts
after the recent anniversary sale all of 3.0 to 5.0 matches have at least one wyvern player that bombs one base and then just runns forever around the map
I wish they would just run around the map. Wyverns I play immediately book it straight back to their airfield every time. I have absolutely 0 respect for anyone in a wyvern now because of them
I got the wyvern because it was cheap and a good way to grind up a tree I have no progress in. I alternate between base bomb and scoot to base to get more bombs to repeat the process (because gaijoob grind is funny), the same opener but then strafe ground targets, and once again same opener but then go combat pilot, it all depends on the map size and where the enemy team is once bombs are away. Either way, I am on the ground for as little time as I have to be. Is this respectable? XD
@@8ballentertainment.885 thats mostly what I do, i have 7.0 in ground UK tho and no air so I just used it to get a plane I can do CAS with, but now I've just gotten addicted to air rb and I'm up to 8.7 lol
For me, the last part is partly true. Unlike ground, where you can learn how to drive pretty quickly, the air requires some serious research about the planes, their playstyles, all kind of maneuvers(offensive/defensive), how not to let your pilot blackout in the middle of combat, and some basic physics knowledges. Edit: air RB is the fastest way to have a good CAS plane. You wont survive in ground RB if you dont have a good plane in your lineup
wdym you wont survive if you dont have a good plane? planes contribute nothing to the ground tree your researching and their only function is to ruin someones 5 killstreak with 0 counterplay.
as a Fw190 A-4 player i can confirm that by the time i reached the battlefield without fail an xp-50 would always dive down on my ass, no matter the altitude
Bro the "lone P-47" one hit deep. I'm usually that lone P-47 trying to get altitude while watching my team dogpile on some bomber. I've got to the point where if my team starts dying in droves before I even get altitude then I just turn around and J out on airfield.
0:55 Enough said. I've played both the Ju-288 and.. not the P47 but 6.0 aircraft a lot and usually allied teams end up all diving for the flood of 288s. There's only one or two guys usually who don't do that and sideclimb to actually live longer than 5 minutes. 1:12 YES!! REMOVE!! NO MORE AA THAT YOU CAN NEVER FIGHT BACK AGAINST EVEN AS A GROUND POUNDER!!
Ah yes the game mode where you climb for two hours, dive on someone, get your kill stolen then get your pilot knocked out by some dude who snuck up on you.
What’s wild is that that last thing is too true, in the way that air ab, it’s quick to get to the fight, relatively easy to get kills, at higher ranks, pay is pretty good. But air rb retains almost nothing from arcade, takes too fucking long to get to the fight, and when you do, you just end up getting destroyed by some tryhard who just got down from fucking orbit, doesn’t pay much more than Arcade, and is all around literally useless
There's a hole in our left wing! Leaking water! We're leaking something! Going down! Mayday! Mayday! Those messages make me rage because there's 6 enemy planes on my tail and at the same time make me sad because the pilot is pointlessly trying to scream something and survive while my team doesnt give a shit.
O:54 I feel that so much, I play the thunder bolt MK1 and p47M as my main SL grinders and every fucking match is f2gs dieing to 288s then the f4ubs go after it and then the p51s try to catch it when thw f4ubs can't dive fast enough and the meme shows my exact feelings on the matter
The stealth belt one really got me man. Its the same like prem a-10 players accusing me of cheating after i shot them down with r-60m (their dodging tactics were dropping a shitton of flares while flying in straight line)
Air RB in my 3.3 P-51 Mustang with the 4 20mm hispano cannons is so much fun, people hate my AA belts, only downside is ammo is nonexistant after a half second burst
100k tf
professor pop stole your vid
stolen vid here ruclips.net/video/GOmes_JFQMQ/видео.html
thanks for letting me know, i'll see what I can do about it@@guy33
Normally slanders kind of memes are... Well... Memes. But this one? This is just good and true.
this is the best one ive seen so far
Except I think J2M or CW21 for the climb rate one would have been miles better than the Pyor.
Only thing missing is wyverns outrunning everybody at 650Kph 50m above the ground at 4.0
Also them getting all four bases before any of the bombers had even reached any
YES
Do 335 A-0 75Kkph ...........
@@xaterepd9519 The Do-335 A-0 is 4.7 and not 4.0 + those 750Kph are at 8400m altitude, near the ground where most of the fights, especially late game, will be present, it wont go faster than ~600kph, and the Do has basically Zero Gun control, it cant get its Nose on target if the enemy is aware
Wyvern mains bombing 1 base then instantly dying every match.
Real
Sup ya dingus
bruh
algorithm moment
Yoooooooooo
Hello e-celeb
The first time I watched this video, I laughed at every single joke. Then I realised how incredibly sad it is that I laughed at EVERY SINGLE JOKE.
Understanding every joke in this video is definitive proof that you've played air RB for too many hours.
as a pyörremyrsky pilot, i can confirm that the plane is actually a space shuttle.
100%
no it's not, a space shuttle can't turn for shit and besides the pyörremyrsky would beat the shuttle to space shuttle to space
J2M2 climbs faster.
@@ayylmao8901 that's because it's an Anime protagonist and the oil loving, capitallists shits can't do shit
As a Mk24 Pilot I can confirm.
I think the real joke is that Su-11 and Spitfire Mk24 are the same BR. Exact Same BR
Thank you gayijibles
Or the Su11 and the 262s.
@@reinbeers5322 you can kinda get by because su-11 players are fucking awful but in a 1vs1 with good pilots there is not much you can do
@@sparkling925 Nah even with a good pilot in the 262, the Su11s can out-everything you.
It's like the M4A1 76 and the Chi-Tos.
@@reinbeers5322 it really can yes, but a good me262 pilot can put up a good fight against a wallet warrior su11, until and f84 comes along that is
He speaks truthfully, silence him!
I embrace my impending Gaijin chatban
o7 Seeker Head
I can deeply relate to the p47 sideclimb thing
Same here, just watching the entire team die as I sideclimb 😂
american teams are just next level stupid and the meta sucks rn, tfw you watch the entire team trade before you get in position
The pain is immense with us
“That one sideclimbing P-47 watching his entire team chase a single JU-288 down to low altitude and die before he gets to 5km”. This is me every game I play in the P-47D-28
lvl 7 Sea Vixen player trying not to lock a missile at his teammates:
the fact that after 10 years we still havent gotten a new permanent gamemode for ground and air RB speaks volumes of this game and company
Why would they do anything to make the game better? Once they saw that they could put pay to win aspects in, and that while everyone complained they still kept playing and buying. Until people leave and stop giving them money, they will never care. There are far more whales in games like this then people openly admit. I quit 3 years ago ( played since before ground rb). I used to be in a few squadrons and knew 8 people who admitted to spending a few thousand dollars on that game while having played less than 3 years.
Too factual and based. I'm off my meds aren't I?
Nobody taking their proper meds would log into WT
hit
target undamaged
left wing😵
Ah yes the T-4-6 combination after take-off. It's engraved in my immediate muscular memory at this point.
Also thar P-47 watching the whole team die hits too hard man...
AND the AAA stuff !
This isn't slander this is just straight up facts
as engraved as T-1-4 at the start of every match
What is that?
@@D_U_N_E Attack the D point!
I mean the T-1-4/T-4-6
after the recent anniversary sale all of 3.0 to 5.0 matches have at least one wyvern player that bombs one base and then just runns forever around the map
And two or three XP 50s two kilometers above everyone
I wish they would just run around the map. Wyverns I play immediately book it straight back to their airfield every time. I have absolutely 0 respect for anyone in a wyvern now because of them
I got the wyvern because it was cheap and a good way to grind up a tree I have no progress in. I alternate between base bomb and scoot to base to get more bombs to repeat the process (because gaijoob grind is funny), the same opener but then strafe ground targets, and once again same opener but then go combat pilot, it all depends on the map size and where the enemy team is once bombs are away. Either way, I am on the ground for as little time as I have to be. Is this respectable? XD
@@8ballentertainment.885 thats mostly what I do, i have 7.0 in ground UK tho and no air so I just used it to get a plane I can do CAS with, but now I've just gotten addicted to air rb and I'm up to 8.7 lol
For me, the last part is partly true. Unlike ground, where you can learn how to drive pretty quickly, the air requires some serious research about the planes, their playstyles, all kind of maneuvers(offensive/defensive), how not to let your pilot blackout in the middle of combat, and some basic physics knowledges.
Edit: air RB is the fastest way to have a good CAS plane. You wont survive in ground RB if you dont have a good plane in your lineup
Nah don't worry, now you can take the totally not overpowered drones and get 2 easy kills
wdym you wont survive if you dont have a good plane? planes contribute nothing to the ground tree your researching and their only function is to ruin someones 5 killstreak with 0 counterplay.
@@evo3s75 Me in soviet rank IV still using the br 3 IL 2 🗿
@@ranikdesilva2543 lmao same, I seriously neglected the Russian air tree so I'm still using the Pe-8 and IL-2 (1942) at br 9.3
I suck at air rb tho i need extra spawns.
P63 wings trying not to get a permanent fire after getting grazed by a round
Its worse on the f14
Laughs in do335 where i am a fuckin spinning snail after getting a 7.7mm near my wing💀
One of the best memes of War Thunder ever
as a Fw190 A-4 player i can confirm that by the time i reached the battlefield without fail an xp-50 would always dive down on my ass, no matter the altitude
Have you tried sideclimbing? /s
Basically the US prop experience but swap the XP50 with all Germany and britain
The side climbing p47 one was too real
Me winning an 8 minute dogfight with an XP-50 despite being 4km bellow him and in a 190
I can relate to the Mid map AAA especially when I ground pound with typhoons or fireflies.
Bro the "lone P-47" one hit deep. I'm usually that lone P-47 trying to get altitude while watching my team dogpile on some bomber. I've got to the point where if my team starts dying in droves before I even get altitude then I just turn around and J out on airfield.
At that point you might as well roll in to try a headon or something, less boring than giving up
@@blad3mast3r I'll start trying that but if I starts costing me more SL than it's worth I'll probably just go back to J'ing out on the airstrip lol
As an Air Sim pilot, i will welcome each one of you open handed
Air sim doesn't exist
Air RB is worth playing for those sick 1v4 clutches once in a while
First five minutes of an american main in air rb: 💤💤💤 (he decided to sideclimb and dogfight instead of groundpounding)
The one about Swedish 13.2mm guns reminded me when the J21a was introduced, it was at BR 3.0. Unbelievably strong
Yep, nice and op while the swede tree was available only to paying "testers" and then nerfed shortly after
Man thats the most honest War Thunder slander you can find
Realistic players when they see someone playing arcade: (they simply cant comprehend people having fun)
The Swedish 13.2s do be amazing, the explosive filler is amazing to have. Too bad they get swapped out for the absolutely average .50s in the jets.
You forfot the biggest frustration that only happens in air rb,... The teamkilling
last few enemies that camp the airfield and win on tickets anyway
forgot the classic "50 cals shredding people from 2km away"
The last one is the truest of them all
My favorite is when you are having a nice 1v1 dogfight with another plane and someone just shows up and blasts you
Literally THE BEST SLADER ON THE INTERNET including where you quit
bombers trying not to let go of their tail as soon as its damaged
If there was a War Thunder time capsule, this would be in it. Absolute gold
Another slander :
The whole team in top tier proceding to turn on the left at less than 200meters :
0:55 Enough said. I've played both the Ju-288 and.. not the P47 but 6.0 aircraft a lot and usually allied teams end up all diving for the flood of 288s. There's only one or two guys usually who don't do that and sideclimb to actually live longer than 5 minutes.
1:12 YES!! REMOVE!! NO MORE AA THAT YOU CAN NEVER FIGHT BACK AGAINST EVEN AS A GROUND POUNDER!!
As a ground rb player, I can confirm the last slander piece is very accurate.
As a xp-50 player true.
Japanese and British pilots on their way to annoy the entire enemy team:
I think you forget about the light bombers after they drop all bombs on one base and then smack the plane in the ground
"relizing that air RB isn't even worth playing":
Me:thats why i play Arcade Battles
Idk I find air rb fun up until 9.3 and sometimes it’s fun at 11.3 when ur team isn’t brain dead SU-22 players
Air RB is what got me kicking War Thunder the first time
I have relapsed 3 times but never again air RB
My favorite part of Air RB is the fact that I make more progress on my plane trees by playing Ground RB
The most accurate WT slander I have ever seen. Nice
Ah yes the game mode where you climb for two hours, dive on someone, get your kill stolen then get your pilot knocked out by some dude who snuck up on you.
I love swedish 13mm belts I LOVE THEM
this is the best slander of all time holy shit
certainly one of the slanders ever made
What’s wild is that that last thing is too true, in the way that air ab, it’s quick to get to the fight, relatively easy to get kills, at higher ranks, pay is pretty good. But air rb retains almost nothing from arcade, takes too fucking long to get to the fight, and when you do, you just end up getting destroyed by some tryhard who just got down from fucking orbit, doesn’t pay much more than Arcade, and is all around literally useless
My shitty teammates running away when im being attacked (meanwhile me saving their asses 5 times a game)
Yes. I almost stopped helping random team mates. No backup whatsoever for us once we get into the fight to save someone else.
@@SajithRupasinghe true
That's why I left RB and now play only air SIM. I find it much more fun
The best slander I have ever seen
Holy shit LMFAO 😂 Out of all the “Warthunder X Slander” videos this one, to me, is the best. You win, I’ll sub 😉
*Laughs in DCS*
That spit 24 meme hits hard
Nothing quite like loading in with your prop plane and seeing 1000kph capable swept wing jets next to you on the airstrip)))))
This video is a work of art.
There's a hole in our left wing!
Leaking water!
We're leaking something!
Going down! Mayday! Mayday!
Those messages make me rage because there's 6 enemy planes on my tail and at the same time make me sad because the pilot is pointlessly trying to scream something and survive while my team doesnt give a shit.
The planned BR changes reaction is spot on
the snail about to put this in the official channel
the cold, hard truth. now we just need a game to replace it
Welcome to the endless wait for an aRB competitor game.
This is a masterpiece of facts
"realising that war thunder isn't worth playing"
most accurate wt slander
O:54 I feel that so much, I play the thunder bolt MK1 and p47M as my main SL grinders and every fucking match is f2gs dieing to 288s then the f4ubs go after it and then the p51s try to catch it when thw f4ubs can't dive fast enough and the meme shows my exact feelings on the matter
“Digital Purgatory”
I agree!
Rocket plane pilots when they get matched in an EC map:
You forgot to add "Soviet mains when they get killed 3 minutes into the battle by a bf109, a6m2 or by a mustang"
Thoroughly enjoyable, and I don't even play War Thunder
the funniest part about this is its all so true. especially the ju288 ones. very high quality and funny good job m8.
This.
Based af, best content about air rb on yt.
You'll be back though. You can never leave.
good eyes
This is great how do you only have 39 subscribers
Real chads grind their entire air tree in ground rb
I swear to god, my blood boils whenever I see the XP-50
I am that lone sideclimbing p-47
as a bomber main, i can confirm this
nice work man, pretty accurate slander XD
man... This is so true, it hurts ...
After playing air RB, I concluded that Ground RB is better for planes 😂
The stealth belt one really got me man. Its the same like prem a-10 players accusing me of cheating after i shot them down with r-60m (their dodging tactics were dropping a shitton of flares while flying in straight line)
1:34 P-40E-1 players when they look up the historical climb rate of the P-40E-1
i saw that tetx at the end and ur right nobady can
0:55 U.S players spending half the match climbing, only for an entire wave of Russian and German planes to dive on them.
Wyvern post war turboprop at 4.0 😂😂😂
It's sad that I haven't played in a couple years now and I can still understand all but one of these.
Years pass, patches and metas come and go, but air RB remains air RB
Air RB in my 3.3 P-51 Mustang with the 4 20mm hispano cannons is so much fun, people hate my AA belts, only downside is ammo is nonexistant after a half second burst
This isn’t even slander. This is just straight facts
thats why i play air ab and ground rb
SM 91s after getting breathed on by any enemy craft: *Walter dying*
real
@@blad3mast3r It is made entirely from metal yet it is as resistant to bullets as wet toilet paper
T-4-6 is a lifestyle
This is why I play arcade. It takes me two minutes to get to the battlefield instead of ten and I don’t instantly die to midfield aa
This ain't slander, this is the truth!
The T 4 6 on friendly kills 😭😭😭
Last part is so true its hurt
All true, and i’d still take Air RB over ground any day
Me in my spitfire thinking im on top of everyone at 6km altitude:
An XP50 at 10k: (ignores me and dives at someone who was at 100m)