Taskmaster’s Task
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- Опубликовано: 6 апр 2023
- Taskmaster faces off against the combined might of the Avengers, the Fantastic Four and medicare
Taskmaster voiced by @KaiserNeko
Black Widow voiced by RR
Art by @TheFrenchPineapple
Second channel: @Solidusjj
Patreon: / solidjj 
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Lets be real, the way Johnny paused before flaming on shows that he thought through his actions and did it anyways
fuck, you beat me to it,i was gonna comment the same thing
Knowing Johnny, he'd totally do that for shits and giggles until it got a little too real.
Fr you know he was thinking about doing from the second he broke his arm
He had a theory he needed to test
@@victinhomatadordeporco1322 A flame theory.
I like how Johnny was silently waiting for his turn in a corner. He knew exactly what he was doing
You could see the gears slowly turning in his head.
Looked him dead in the eyes then ignited 😭
Exactly
At least his nose didn't melt off again
Now for the invisible woman😊
That fact that Johhny never said a word before or after lighting himself on fire means he was thinking about it the whole time, and still went ahead and did it.
The inner thought process:
"Wow this guy is crazy.
We probably should stop him...
But he's not crazy enough to copy me, right?
... Ah fuck it, it'll be funny if he does"
@@reidj2226he let the intrusive thoughts win
@@Palmtop_Userfr
coating yourself in and others in a flamable liquid is actually a smart way to deal with Johney.
Like. What's he gonna do? kill the hostages?
its like When somones about to sit down an you are thinking "is it wrong of me to pull the chair back"
No matter how powerful you are, no matter what physically impossible things you can do seeing a guy who brakes his friggin arm and starts spinning it around while being determined to beat the shit out of you with it is fucking terrifying.
Unless he chose to broke his neck in an attempt to one-up that. I'm not a doctor, but I assume that tends to make fighting a bit harder.
Huh that reminds me just how insane moon knight is in the solidjjj marvel universe if even taskmaster refuses to copy his fighting style ?
@@dragontear1638fucker is going to fight you like a giraffe.
That's actually canon, though. Taskmaster has a pretty solid healing factor, but he refused to copy Moon Knight. Moon Knight has a _better_ healing factor, and he does not do silly things like dodge, block, etc etc. That wastes effort. He just freaking face tanks whatever is thrown at him while dishing pain in return.
@@thalastianjorustaskmaster also said that he wouldn't try to copy Deadpool either, I wonder if it's because of the fact that Deadpool is freaking insane, plus the dude avoids wolverine like the plague.
You gotta respect a man with so much pride he would literally break his arm to prove a point.
He's done it canonically. A villain called Red Shirt the Uber Henchman had bone surgery so he'd be able to impersonate Shiar martial arts, assuming Taskmaster wouldn't be able to mimic it. Taskmaster broke his arm mimicking one of the style's counter attacks to win in one punch.
And light himself on fire. Dude’s not fighting, he’s making a point.
You gotta respect stupidity?
Break his arm AND light himself on fire
I've done it
People just don't understand how passionate Taskmaster is about jaywalking.
"...And I'D DO IT AGAIN!!" lolol
To be fair, he did see someone else do it first.
Jaywalking is the people's crime. Taskmaster supports the proletariat.
"I got caught Jaywalking, could you believe it?"
Honestly, a true hero of public transit and pedestrian based infrastructure.
The way his eyes go from shocked at seeing the Human Torch bursting into flames, then going back to calm, knowing full well what he's about to do.
I mean hey you gotta comment to ur ability’s. So task master didn’t wanna be looking like a chicken.
"I don't understand. We just caught you jaywalking!"
"AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN"
The stare right before dumping gasoline over himself had me dying
THE POWER OF LIGHT!!!!!
@@plushiepenguin Creepy...
He was able to take a flamethrower canister exploding on him with no damage so he might be fire proof
From shock to determination
It also probably had him dying
So dedicated to his art that he instantly healed his arm in order to dump gasoline on himself. A true maestro.
He just copied the captain's enhanced healing
@@miniman649
I like the idea that he just copied one of their arms rather than their powers.
"Haha! Broken bones? Not if I copy your NORMAL bones!"
@@spiffygonzales5160 idk why but i find the term “normal bones” so funny, I’ve been cackling over this for a while and finding reason for it makes it funnier pls help
So if he copies (thing that canonically he can't do) Deadpool he will start tweaking?
@@oxygendepletion8538 did you try adding a funny bone?
Bro was ready to break and elongate his whole damn spine than die from broken pride. I respect that.
like wise.
meh, he would just snap it back in place after, worked for his arm
1:27 I love the half second of determination in taskmasters eyes before he sets himself on fire
I love how from 1:26-1:29 You can absolutely see him go from completely shocked, to unshakably determined in his resolve. He's all in!
*He doubled down.*
_God help him._
"What's he doing?"
"...he's beginning to believe..."
*pours gasoline on himself*
@@spiffygonzales5160 shit he's gonna fly away
I love how 4 super heroes got sent to stop him just because he was jaywalking.
Yes.
Taskmaster admitting that he'd gladly break his bones again just to be able to jaywalk is honestly the funniest part
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Why the hell Superheroes in anyone's reality would arrest a Supervillain for jaywalking and NOT think it's "gotta be a TRAP" first, is beyond me!!
I think he was saying that he would jaywalk again, even knowing the consequences.
@@frenzalrhomb6919they wanted a excuse 😂
Johnny: "At this point, you're committed, and if you're really going to copy anything, then you deserve exactly what is about to happen."
“Unless you’re made out of rubber friend-“
*Taskmaster pulls out the Gum Gum Fruit*
All right this one’s actually new I’ll give you like
I always imagined taskmaster with skeletors voice but this one fits just as good, props to the voice actor
I always expected him with a low, sinister voice that just has a coldness to it
Taskmaster canonically has an extremely noticeable Boston accent
Task Master looks like a hybrid between Skeletor and Altair from Assassin's Creed.
Have you played Marvel Vs. Capcom? He does not sound like skeletor
In Tasky's defense, he's literally from the Bronx. Hell, I'm suprised nobody made an action/comedy where he's best friends with Shocker. One of the few Avengers villains without powers (besides his memory thing) and one of the many criminally underrated Spider-Man villains. I mean c'mon, they both have the mentality where they don't wanna go guns blazing whenever they fight heroes so that everyone underestimates them until it's too late.😏
I enjoy how the fire guy intentionally set himself on fire out of a morbid curiosity to see if task master would burn himself alive.
Could not agree more
The fire guy is Marvel's first hero the human torch
Did you seriously just call the fucking Human Torch "the fire guy"?!
The hell you mean 'fire guy?' He's one of the most important characters to Marvel's existence.
*The fire guy?*
*ARE YOU AN ALIEN?*
Ok thank for informing me.
I can imagine task fighting the hulk
Immediately running off to give himself a dose of gamma radiation
Giving himself hell magic gamma
Or either just pumping himself with enough steroids to be as big as the hulk or stealing tony stark's hulk buster suit
@@user-li2tw4og2f pumping with enough steroids? Have you ever heard of an overdose
He was so busy with proving that he could, that he didn't really stopped to consider if he should
Bro broke his arm, started spinning it, snapped it BACK IN PLACE, and then lit himself on fire. That is dedication.
Dedication to the max that is.
Yes he's a master of dedication... to his tasks.
AYYY!
@@brackzaffi guess you can say he is a taskmaster..... okay I'll stop
Uh HELLO? MASTER OF COMBAT?
1:28 I love his little look of determination before he sets himself on fire, I swear I could practically hear him thinking "I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it"
Oh he most certainly knew he had the strength to do it. He's a man of focus.
@@joekinnear4671 that moment of shock when he saw human torch use his powers was him deciding if he had the strength to do it, afterwards he wasn't afraid
all that hate's gonna burn you up, kid.
He was connecting to the force
@@rahulbansal2 that’s not how the force works
When you see the punchline coming a mile away, but it still lands gloriously.
Excellent work.
Blud was so dedicated, you could punch a supernova and he would punch TON618 to prove it. He would freeze his clock just to show he could freeze time to 💀
that second one XD
As you can see 1:29
He effortlessly fixed his broken arm, so clearly his replication of Mr fantastic, while extremely painful and unnecessary, was a perfect replica
I am less scared of his skill and more of his physiology
@@justanotherchannelwithauno7580 yeah I hope he survives
Extrémeme alteration to your biology be like that
@@justanotherchannelwithauno7580same clearly even though it hurts he’s able to do it semi reliably, theres more to him then just copying fighting styles thats for sure
We only saw him liquefy what about the s t r e t c h
I love the fact Johnny likely activated his power knowing full well what Taskmaster was going to do
It's a very Jonny Storm thing to do.
"Look he either gets scared off or doesn't, either way the problem solves itself"
@@edfreak9001 eh taskmaster survived a speeding car he be okay also survived a strike from lightning and got crushed by concrete so he be kay
@@gameuniverse5973 I'm sure Taskmaster thought the same thing... until he lit the match.
My thoughts exactly. It seemed completely intentional.
Plot twist: it was just deadpool wlking around dressed as task master.😮
*Galactus walks in, drops his pants to show who's bigger*
Taskmaster: YOU WANNA GO, MATE?!
An *actual* voice actress in the first five seconds?! This channel is evolving at a rapid pace
I see what getting the channel to a million subscribers got us
Still not wonder woman tho
Nods in lack of voice actress.
Or maybe he's improving his range of voices
Probably AI
Regardless of how crazy are Taskmaster’s actions, you can’t help but admire this man’s dedication.
FLAME ON
reminds me of the chameleon guy. i felt so bad for him
Actually there’s very few people that he won’t copy, one of them is moon knight because is fighting style is so erratic task master can’t use it without hurting himself
@@WarpTheKid or deadpool
@@quinnv1905 iirc, deadpool is the only person he can't predict, due to how chaotic and insane he is. he can still beat him easily though if he just fights him normally instead of copying him.
Why is taskmaster so eager to explain his abilities to everyone he sees lmao. Mothefucker be buying groceries and just starts aggressively scanning things like “I CAN MIMIC ANYTHING THAT I SEE” to the cashier
Theres actually an anime character who has a similar power to him
Human Torch contemplated his actions and still fuckin did it, FULLY aware of what would happen.
As did Taskmaster
Kids, don't play Fire Chicken
The way Task Master just goes from, 'Oh are you serious right now' to 'Oh, it is ON!' when Human Torch lights up is hilarious to me.
Instant Gasoline
Now that’s what I call gaslighting.
well he could actually do that if he protected himself using fireproof gel, tho his fucking insides would still be fucking boiling after a few minutes
You could say it's...
FLAME ON!
...
I'll see myself out
@@OccuredJakub12 no no get stay where you are, that was valid.
At this point, Wonder Woman Is eternally dammed to a lack of a voice actress
Thats her real super power!
Black Widow stole it.
God damn Dyslexia 🤦♂️.
This is the way
@@rodan9773 "Black Window" xDxDxDxD
her and hawkgirl,and maybe all of DC female character
“Flame on!” -taskmasters final words
The fact that He had no hesitation in breaking his arm is outstanding
Thanks for bringing me on to voice Taskmaster. I know I didn't need to actually break my wrist, but I still believe you got my best performance for it.
Please use some of the profits of this video for my hospital bills.
Oh no Kaisera discovered method acting! May gof have mercy on the HGIL directors soul
Kaiser
oh yeah it IS you
sometimes you do enough to be recognizable but not noticeable
well done, Scott
AYY KaiserNeko, I love your work in DBZA. Your awesome!
how you make your voice so throaty
*"And I'd do it again!!!"*
Is such an underrated line to use. The pure determination is awe inspiring.
makes ya wanna jaywalk with him
Underrated HOW??
Who sleeps on it? _Who_ ???
Average New Yorker:
Why did he cross the street though?
@@soundwave2515 To get to the other side.
This isn't as evil as when Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes. That's four tens of cakes.
0:53 Mr.Fantastic's genuine "What the fuck?" killed me
"I don't understand, we just caught you jaywalking"
"AND I'D DO IT AGAIN"
How truly diabolical
I nearly died from a asphyxiation
Homie really has too much free time on one of his hands Lmao
@@Marryjanesbud *hand*
@@Marryjanesbud Gavin Blake's Batman wants Taskmaster's location
That's almost as evil as Lex Luther stealing 40 cakes... That's four 10s!
Task master has a power gimmick that I'm surprised hasn't been parodied on this channel before
Is being a real good combatant a "power"?
@@felipecosta-kv2fxwhen it's instantaneous it is
it has or unless you're talking about the past when hasn't been parodied
@@felipecosta-kv2fx He once watched an Olympic athlete on fast forward to get super speed.
@@YadadameanfoolFor me sounds like a human peak performance thing, not as much of a "meta" super power
It's funny being Taskmasters 2 most biggest weakness of copying when being in a fight is Deadpool and Moonknight. Being Deadpool's movements are extremely unpredictable and even if Taskmaster copies his Deadpool on how he thinks he will go mental. For Moonknight his fighting style is legit taking every hit as possible then hit them back. Nothing else. But Moonknight so god damn tough he's willing to bleed out to the very end which is something TaskMaster tries to avoid.
It doesnt make sense tho. Hows he gonna copy of fight agains something extremly durable or fast tho? He cant copy hulk, the thing or any other tanks all he can do is run and cant do shit if its a speedster, not just them Magneto, professorx , wolverine, jaggurnaut, jean grey, iceman, etc. how its just deadpool and moonknight?
@@shirogami4224 he doesn't copy powers. He copies their style or martial arts. He can copy spiderman style but not his powers or reflex. In comics he did actually also copy the punisher which ended up them punching each other back and forth.
reminds me of vegeta
@@shirogami4224he just copies their fighting styles so if you're familiar with Naruto it's like having a sharingan but you can only mimic physical techniques. I do believe if he can prep for a battle ahead of time he'll try to carry something to counter a specific year as ability if he can't copy it
Every time I rewatch this one, I laugh at the part Taskmaster says he would do it again. Still gets me even now xD
Love how this manages to feel completely in character while also being the opposite of what he would probably do. Taskmaster has said himself that what sets him apart from other supervillains is his willingness to cut and run, but here man is all in.
There is something known as 'creative liberty'.
He has broken one of his bones to mimic a fighting style
His love for jaywalking allows him to do this
No pussin out
Yeah. It perfectly captures why Tony masters power is a joke ability for a joke villain lmfao
1:24 You gotta love how fast Taskmaster goes from "oh shit" to "alright bet"
“Am i really gonna light myself on fir just to prove a point?”
“COURSE I AM!”-taskmaster 2023
Better to die than giving up i guess
I think that expression was merely him still in a berserked, adrenaline fueled rage, and then he calmed down, went into a state of serenity, and knew that he HAD to do the following steps.
😂
Also loved that his willingness to prove a point enabled him to just… fix his arm.
This is still my favorite utterance of someone saying "What the fuck???" on youtube. Every time I say it now I'm thinking of this.
johnny: "It's not murder if he did it to himself."
0:50 I love Mr Fantastic’s voice expression right here. It’s super accurate to the extremely-confused-but-not-quite-scared vocal pattern that you might hear in real life.
What-the-fucc
On God, I did not expect that from this guy's usual voice acting
both horrified and amused
@@Josh-le6lu You just shortened my comment by about 30 words and clarified it at the same time
it sounded to me more like JJ couldn't stop laughing at his own bit.
The thing: sorry guys was i late?
Taskmaster: *glues rocks onto his body*
Human Torch let the impulsive thoughts win
I like how he asked us which video we wanted today, and he gave us the lowest voted for choice. Classic JJ.
Edit: It wasn’t a bad video, i just pointed that out since i was expecting the flinstones one, but every JJ video is amazing.
It wasn't the video we wanted, but the video we needed.
You thought your vote mattered but only mine does.
@@bartudundar3193 ours
glad I wasnt the only one who noticed that.
And it was still fucking hilarious 😂
If they thought that Task Master was worrying, wait until they find out about the powers of Task Manager.
She'll end YOUR background processes.
Captain America: "so task manager, a new villian right?"
Task manager: "With my power i shall take over the world!"
Iron man: "sure bud- *silence*
Cap: "what-what just happened"
Task manager: "i ended him"
Cap: "You cant just do that!"
Task: "yes i can, infact i will end you- *accidentally ends universe*
They'll just have to bring in Task Manager's ultimate foe, Ms Office.
order, order
@@satie7 how refined
This gives off “tis but a scatch. it’s merely a flesh wound” vibes
The moment i realised Johnny was there i already knew what was coming...and it still shocked me.
Taskmaster is the epitome of “committing to the bit.”
One time he watched Kung fu flicks on 2x speed to beat a metahuman. Taskmaster is legit.
The team of him, deadpool, bullseye, and juggernaut is the best merc team.
Live by the bit, die by the bit
@@owlsayssouth except:
A)Taskmaster cannonically hates deadpool in about 70% of the source material, mostly cause something stupid deadpool did [including the owing of money to dracula...](also, he has a vendetta against the merc with the mouth because deadpool is uncopiable)
B) Bullseye doesn't get paid enough for this shit (jokes aside he and deadshot may as well fight for who can play the longest "lone wolf")
C)The juggernaut doesn't play nice with others...[source: literally any iteration of the juggernaut has just been an angery wrecking ball]
D) you forgot domino :P
(correct me if I got my facts wrong please
The idea of him whirling around a broken-but-still-attached appendage has unlocked a new tier of "unsettling thoughts I never wanted to think" 😂😂😂
Brah?
Every kid in grade thought doing that shit to look like tough
Hell
Me and my friends would have tried if the adults didn't bust us and take the hammer away
@@kylegovender6211 and THATS why its an unsettling thought...
to add unsettledness to it just imagine the two halves of the bones just occasionally bumping into eachother and making clacking sounds
or imagine the muscles in the arm twisting up inside the arm from the spinning
@@SpacebuggBecause there's a skele- *TON* of choices.
Fr
"Taskmaster spent the next 6 months in a hospital, he would never fully recover from his injuries. The heroes never even touched him."
why did i start laughing when he started swinging the arm
The sound of his flailing broken arm is so simple yet effectively guttural that I felt nauseous as I was giggling
The true underrated masterpiece of our time
I felt terrified on the behalf of the Avenger bro
JJ going ham with a celery stick.
I couldn’t have said it better myself
I love how you convince the audience with Taskmaster's expressions SO EASILY, upon see the human torch his face is like "you kidding me!?, I cant do that, or I could but I will f* die!", but then a subtle change on his face is like "..still, I CAN DO THAT!" and the mad man does the first step to acomplish this replication!.
Man the ideas, the execution and the voice acting in those videos are sooooo darn good!.
He's suicidally stubborn.
Man Taskmaster wasn’t kidding when he said he can copy any moves.
Quite honestly my favorite solid jj video, the utter dedication this man has
I love how over the course of the video it went from "Okay team, we've got to stop him!" to "Oh god! STOP HIM!"
He is a danger to society and himself
@@cherriblastproductionsmostly to himself.
@@cherriblastproductionsThe man was simply jaywalking 😭
Taskmaster's thick Brooklyn accent makes this even more legendary than it already is.
HE mimics that from Captain Anerica
He has it in most things. It's weird when he shows up in something and DOESN'T have it.
It's even funnier because that's how he supposedly sounds in the comics, and I know that's how he actually sounds in _Marvel vs. Capcom 3_ and the _Ultimate_ version of that game.
I swear every VA gives him a different accent. I remember one guy made him sounds Australian
@@MusicoftheDamned Steve Blum voices him pretty often and gives him the accent too.
This is ABSOLUTELY something the Taskmaster would do out of sheer spite and tenacity
I don't know what it is, but something about the exact moment that he breaks his arm just *gets* to me. I can never not tense my entire body.
It's not even graphic or anything
But the sound and performance that just... eeuugghhh. It really sells it.
Gotta give Taskmaster credit, he’s dedicated to his craft.
No one can say that he didn't master any task, no matter what horrible consequences might result. Props.
I like how Taskmaster's eyes grow wide upon seeing Johnny as if he has a moment of clarity before just doing it anyway with the gas tank.
Deadpool: Hey Guys!
Taskmaster: OH F*CK NO!
Taskmaster was like, *bet* the moment he saw Human Torch light himself on fire
Ant Man:" Sorry guys im late, whats going on?"
Taskmaster: "....." *puts himself into a compressor*
Iron man: *watching*
Oh god he's everywhere
Giant Man: Am I late?
@@Wizard_CatHe copied Multiple Man. But he's staying that way. Like- forever....
Iron man pops in and Taskmaster just spends the next few years building a suit
I love how Johnny clearly knew where this was going, and had that moment of like "do I want to risk...Yeah."
"There's no way he's going to light himself on fire, he's- oh my good lord where did he get the gas can"
He was curious about what Taskmaster would do
human torch just wants to see how far this rabbit hole goes
He won’t let himself NOT be Taskmaster
He really is a jack-of-all-trades but a taskmaster of none.
*master of all
@@namesarefortheweak ?
But never better that a taskmaster of one
that pun 🤌
master of none fucks given.
Taskmaster's determination to copy any power no matter the repercussions is truly admirable.
And inspirational
I want to see him somehow copy flight.
Taskmaster really said, "Bet''' at the end. 🤣
As soon as he snapped his arm and I saw Johnny in the background I knew what was coming 😂
The way he shifts from shocked to determined after seeing the human torch is great.
It's funny how Black Widow believed that after one lousy kick being blocked with another, she instantly believes him and gives up
In his own comics Taskmaster is actually terrified of her, but his comics manage to give him a badass underdog take where we get to see the ridiculousness of these superheroes coming off as monsters that come back to life when killed from the viewpoint of a mercenary villain such as himself. He saw her die, her neck snapped years ago. And here she is after him.
@@virovac885 Taskmaster is afraid of everyone and makes no secret of it. He's the first person runaway when shit goes wrong
@@TupocalypseShakur thats why he runs schools training henchmen, he got tired of getting beat up for little reward
@@TupocalypseShakur let’s be real, that just means he’s smart.
I was expecting it but the final frame of the delivery was more than perfect.
The jaywalking line had me laughing hysterically
Can you imagine just committing a simple crime and then the fuckin Avengers and Fantastic Four suddenly jump you? A normal Marvel Universe citizen becomes an Avengers-level threat
AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!!
What is that
@just.try.going.to.gym1111 not crossing the street on a crosswalk.
@@Just.SomeGuYontheweb A made up crime by the vehicle lobby.
This is a better portrayal of Taskmaster than the Black Widow movie
It is!
There’s a black widow movie?
@@chaddusmaximus643 not a good one
nobody tell him the phrase "break a leg"
Love your videos
I love how, we all knew what the main joke and the final joke was going to be and it's still amazing just from the level of comedic timing, display and voice acting. In fact, that really describes a lot of the content on the channel. After like, 15 seconds, the jokes are obvious but they're still amazing. This is talent right here.
he fought through the pain to develop a new technique, truly a master of combat
Which is canon he does by the way to mimic martial arts and moves impossible for humans to replicate
Way of the flaming broken arm
@@christophertidwell2422 Pyromancers fractured grappler
I love how dedication he is!
Amazing video
As soon as Reed and Johnny showed up I started laughing out loud, 'cause I knew exactly where it was going to end up
Exactly haha
I certainly didn't. I am both impressed and concerned that you could guess this would be more gruesome than what I thought first.
@@clyax113 im genuinely curious: what direction did you think it would take?
@@firewall5189 I forget. If I remember I will come back and let you know.
this was all part of taskmasters plan to traumatize the fuck out of everyone he fights
we’re all ignoring that this started out as jaywalking and ended in him setting fire to himself
Another great video
What's really impressive is that Taskie here was able to break his own arm so easily
uwu
He copied caps super strength
@@dika_hilman owo
I more concerned about him having osteoporosis or something
I like to imagine when he copied her kick he isn’t flexible, he’s just that committed to doing it that the pain doesn’t register anymore
😂😂😂
great video and great animation
Sounds like the goon from the Arkham Batman games and the tough guy at that biker bar in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, haha!
Not gonna lie, I saw this one coming as soon as Human Torch entered the scene, but it was still brilliantly executed.
Human torch said not a word. But made the best impression lol
The soundeffect of his whirling broken arm is so good. The cracking the whole time. Well done.