When a snake bites a snake oil salesman
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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2024
- Here is the episode of Blasphemers Bible that this clip came from.
• Blasphemers Bible - Ru...
Here is Hovind talking about how to shock a snake bite.
• Poisonous snakes - Ken...
Here is Hovind talking about his own snake bite.
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Here is the quoted article warning against using electro-shock therapy on viper bites.
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The doctor should have refused treatment and instructed him to pray.
Fortunately for Hovind the doctors treat stupid.
Isn't this illegal? Either way, I don't want to blame the doctor.
No, doctors are (mostly) much better people than Hovind and I want them to stay that way.
Guess he didn't have enough "faith".
But surely, according to idiots like him, snakes don't bite christians. So he's not a Christian so take his grift off him
NPR had a good interview with the snake about why he bit Kent. "Hovind's been talking shit about one of my ancestors for decades. Everybody knows snakes can't talk."
😂😂😂😂😂
It was still pissed off that it was forced to slither around on its belly 😂
This comment is gold. You win!
Gigachad snake
This was good... and then you made it great with the last 3 words.
I feel sorry for the snake, not Hovind. Hovind’s skin probably tasted awful.
It really is not every day you see a snake biting a bigger snake.
I was going to say the same thing.
My husband had to go to the ER while I was at work (I’m a night shift nurse at the local hospital). We didn’t know what kind of snake bit him, but after we were certain he was stable, he and I joked that the snake probably died of food poisoning. 😂
@@jojidubi4 don't insult snakes by comparing them to that humanoid please.
I hope the snake had medical treatment after biting hovind.
And in a twist that is pure irony Hovind nearly qualified as a contender for the Darwin Awards.
Naa. He’s already bred, he’s permanently disqualified as his genes have propagated. Even if some of them won’t speak with him.
@@thedave1771
Sad but true
The thing about the Darwin Awards is that you don’t just get one chance to participate, so Hovind will undoubtedly win his award some time in the future.
LMAO. It must be shocking to Hovind that his ignorance didn't protect him.
His armor of gawd is paper thin, evidently. 👍😳👍
Kent Hovind isn't ignorant or stupid. He's an intelligent and manipulative liar, con artist and abuser.
It was literally shocking
No, but it ALMOST "protected" the rest of us😏🤣🤣
Pun intended?
That poor poor snake. Hero snake, but to have to taste that creature… My sympathies.
He killed it too :c
Should I send mouthwash for the snake? Reminds me of Mushu the dragon from Mulan. He brushes his teeth over and over in disgust after biting the butt of one guy.
I know, it probably is going to suffer from e-reptile dysfunction now!
You love the snake more than you do Kent. I don't blame you.
@@perfectblindguy The snake is a hero even though snakes are seen as evil in Christianity and Zoroastrianism alike and he's a Christian. Funny.
Is the poor snake ok?
Apparently it was killed
I heard that he killed it.
@@robertadsett5273That snake should be posthumously awarded with some kind of medal for its brave attempt to relieve us all of Hovind's malicious stupidity.
It died. Hovind is too toxic.
😂😂😂
Watch him blame satan, I can already see it
They always blame Satan whenever anything doesn't go the way they like. Even when it's the consequences of their actions and fault is theirs and theirs alone.
Which is funny because many theologists argue that it's literally Satan's job to tempt people and people's job to rise above the temptations; basically, the Devil just does his job and it's up to a person on how to deal with that. Someone even argued that Master and Margarita pedals this narrative as well. So even by their own doctrine, they're not being good Christians.
I think the Bible says something on the lines "don't tempt your God", i.e don't jump off a cliff and expect to be miraculously saves.
Whatever his "flock" will eat up, he will feed them
Nah it happened during pride, we are to blame like always. The dastardly gays are to blame for everything, snakebite, hurricane, the Emoji Movie, all our doing.
@@kohinarec6580 Although it does specifically say you CAN handle snakes safely.
Wait, it just occurred to me. 🤔
Does this mean that Dr Dishonest doesn't believe the part of the BuyBull that says no venom or poison can harm the true believer?😱😏🤷🏻♂️
I was going to post that myself. Well done.
@@thomasgallipoli8376 👍🏻 Great minds think alike🙂
Yep Mark 16:15-18
Kent? A liar? Nooooooooooooooo.
Oh right, his mouth was moving. Well there’s your problem.
A practical lesson in taxonomy. Different snakes, different species, different abilities. They all aren't just one "snake kind"
"I'm not a narcissist, I'm the nicest guy I know" - Kent Hovind
Who says there isn't good news on RUclips?
Sadly, the news is bitter sweet, Yes, a snake bit that thing, but unfortunately IT lived and the Snake died.
@@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith Well shit, I guess life ain't fair after all
As Mark says: "They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing it shall not hurt them as long as they zap themselves with a bug zapper or something"
I'm still laughing at the inmates discomfort but in all seriousness gullible people listen to this fool
Well now they have an even better reason never to do so. Kent affirms himself as an expert in taxonomy but he doesn’t know how to tell snakes apart, he affirms himself to be an expert in healing but put himself in the hospital.
Wait, if he is in prison, how did he get a taser? How was a snake in the prison?
@@wellhellothere6347 He got out of prison a while ago. Granted he will tell you he went to prison for preaching the gospel… no it was fraud.
@@wellhellothere6347 He served his time a while ago.
@@wellhellothere6347he wasn't in prison at the time
Is the Snake ok??
So he went to hospital ? - the place he wouldn't take his son, and where they use medical practices based on the theory of evolution..............
Nothing is more hypocritical than a preacher man with medical trouble.
Suddenly prayer and laying on of hands wasn't that attractive any more.
Also see Evil little Sister Theresa, she claimed suffering cleansed the soul so kept medication and donations from her hospital, only to fly business class to Europe as soon as she herself needed medical help.
@@Virtualblueartmother Theresa, made a saint by JP II. You know the guy who tried to cover up catholic child rape. A lovely pair. Oh and I've been to her "hospital" it's a shit hole
@@Virtualblueart Great Documentary, Hell's Angel, presented by Chris Hitchens.
Remember back in 2020 outbreak? How many priests were screaming "if you pray, the LAWD will SAVE you" and "it's okay to share the communal things, if they are in a church, THE LAWD will protect you". Que them getting a single cough and, oh, would you look at that, private room in the hospital. How peculiar.
Lemme tell you, I typically don't laugh at people dying, but when a priest near my city, who had been screaming that it was 'the devil's disease' and that he could excorcise it, died of it, I laughed. Very much a "he could save others, but not himself, guess he didn't pray hard enough" moment.
@@lyravain6304
Yeah it's a sort of shaudenfroad to laugh at this point, it doesn't make someone a bad person. Just an.l FYI. 💁♂️
I'm not a fan of snakes, can take them or leave them, but I do feel sorry for snakes having to be associated with Hovind.
I guess this is evidence hovind at least partially believes the nonsense he spouts. I honestly believed for a long time he knew he was lying but kept going anyway.
I think it started that way but these obsessive liars convince themselves of their own lies to better help them lie. They become their own victims.
@tylerbloomington7695 it could also be desperation. He got bitten by a rattle snake and would have been scared, any of us would. So he likely turned to his delusion for some comfort and escape in the moment.
@@myself8354 - He didn't stop to pray, eh?
@@MossyMozart i imagine he probably was praying that the tazer would save him. But it didn't. In what universe would causing yourself more pain help lesser pain?
Pokemon, if you got a status effect then you cant get another, they dont stack in pokemon. So if your pokemon is asleep then it cant be burned ect @@myself8354
I don't think I've ever seen Aron lose his composure so hard.
How on Earth did the world‘s leading expert on absolutely everything confuse two snakes???
"Even a five-year-old can tell which one is which kind!"
@@user-qm4ev6jb7d Yes, they're the "snake kind", duh! Who would have thought that microevolution made some members of the snake kind poisonous by making them lose the genetic information on how to not produce poison?
@@user-qm4ev6jb7d Yes, they're the "snake kind", obviously! Who would have thought that microevolution made some members of the snake kind poisonous by making them lose the genetic information on how to not produce poison?
@@user-qm4ev6jb7d Yes, they're the "snake kind", obviously! Who would have thought that microevolution made some members of the snake kind venomous by making them lose the genetic information on how to not produce venom?
@@user-qm4ev6jb7d Yes, they're the "snake kind", obviously! Who would have thought that microevolution made some members of the snake kind venomous by making them lose the genetic information on how to not produce venom?
"Oh, LORD!" "Why hast ye foresnaken me?"
Because thou art a most monumental prick my son!
underrated comment - that was great!
@@magnetiktrax Thank you. I do try.😁
The smile slowly growing on Aron's face as he realizes what's happening makes me laugh.
File under, "You Can't Make This Sh*t Up".
That’s perfect
He actually tazed himself??? That's a riot!
I feel bad for the snake though. Being manhandled by Hovind, having to bite his flesh? I'm against cruelty to animals!
This must be the first science experiment he has ever done. He actually succesfully tested his BS hypothesis that electricity helps against venom.
Kent just didn't taze himself enough. He also needed to ingest the snake to gain its antivenom of course. Oh, and pray upside-down for good measure.
...Are we still talking false prophets or is it vampires? Because I feel there is some overlap now.
This does put a smile on my face.
The joy in the face of suffering disgusts me.
The snake sacrificed itself for all of us. Please show some respect.
Snake, you had ONE job!
Snake did the job! Got Hovind into hospital and proving his stupidity to new people.
Never wish death on another. That needs prayer.
@@mdug7224 So that God will kill them? Um, what?
Also, where's your sense of humour gone?
@@archapmangcmg That was my sense of humour😁 (prayer/invoking magic)
@@mdug7224 Fair enough. My sense of humour's a bit odd and text is notorious for making that kind of joke hard to spot.. especially when there are people who'd say it seriously. Take care
Here is an idea. Send Ken Ham and Hoovind over to Australia in January and let them play with a Inland taipan and see if his taser works with this snake bite
The snake probably talked and warned him that he was going to bite him. Snakes talked according to the Bible. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
That poor snake.
I can't stop picturing Kermit the frog talking with his voice.
I can't unread that!!!😂😂😂😂 Now all I'm gonna think of when I see him is Kermit.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some day we'll find it,
The taser connection!
Nice self-own, Kent.
he can't own a stun gun anymore because he's a felon
Didn't stop him though.
What did he use, like a BBQ lighter?
@@phillyphakename1255He used an electric eel! god predicted his need of a taser in that moment and created thousands of years ago an eel that will save him. 😂
Kent doesn't know the difference between poisonous and venomous.
I am not surprised.
His tazing himself is hilarious.
many creatures are venomous. some of them are even poisonous to us.
opening a dictionary would help your comprehension here. reading the actual meanings of the words would be an even greater boon to your understanding.
What kind of snake is it? A hero snake, of course.
Dapper Danger Noodle is the hero we need.
I am happy to send him an Eastern, Sydney funnel web spider from Australia.👍
Free of charge.
Shout out to another hero of this story: whoever taught Kent Hovind you can taze yourself to cure a rattle snake bite. 😂
Agreed
Wait stop... @2:00 The guy who apparently taught School Science for over a decade still calls venomous animals "Poisonous"
Maybe he's chowed down on a few?
I mean, he believes in the "miracle cure" of eating stone fruit _pits_ , like apricot pits. Those are high in Laetrile/ "vitamin B-17" (not actually a vitamin), which forms cyanide in the body. Dude's been poisoning himself with the stuff for decades!
Meh. I'm not a fan of the venom/poison pedantry in non technical circles, even if the guy is an "expert".
@phillyphakename1255 for the sake of a pedantic extra comment for the algorithm, venom is specifically injected by fangs.
Welp, that definitely seals Hovind being stupid - how the HELL do you mistake a Rattlesnake for anything else?
Bull snakes look a bit like rattle snakes. They're non-venomous, so maybe that was what he thought it was?
Gopher snake does a good mimic as well.
We only ever see snakes on TV, I would not know.
@@Kalleron But he KNEW one of the snakes was a rattlesnake. And he didn't even bother to go to a hospital to check it out when it starts being painful. XD
@@SysterYster he probably ran for the hospital when electrocutions and prayer didn't do anything
We need an account of this told by the snake - Hovind believes in talking snakes; the snake probably felt that the snake received more venom than the snake delivered; the snake may have appreciated that Hovind was chastising himself for his misbehavior/ignorance/. . .
"There I was, minding my own business, as rattlers are wont to do, making obviously anti-seductive noises to chase the foolish away, when all of a sudden this can't take a hint preacher decided to get kinky with me. I did not consent.
Will Hovind learn from this mistake? Given Hovinds history of not learning from Hovind's mistakes, the bookies are probably going to avoid taking bets on Hovind's ability to learn.
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If he only had a donkey there with him that was making fun of him with an Eddie Murphy voice.
I heard that after many hours of horrific pain and suffering, the snake died.
Rattlesnake bites Kent Hovind.
Everyone wishes a speedy recovery for the rattlesnake.
The mental image of Hovid TASING himself to heal a snake bite is going to amuse me forever
Knowing Hovind got a juvenile rattlesnake's dose of venom makes it even better.
Actually, juvenile or adult makes no difference. Look it up.
@@Support_Ad_Blocker "look it up", versus raising 63 snakes of two dozen breeds over a decade, including Eastern Diamondbacks, personally suffering bites from juvenile and adult versions...
@@davidschneide5422 Ah. Basic internet fallacy. Anecdotal testimonial. You're a herpetologist? Or just playing one on the Internet?
Myth:
"Baby rattlesnakes are more dangerous than adults."
Not really. It’s a myth that baby rattlesnakes release more venom than adults, said UC Davis conservation biology professor Brian Todd.
In fact, babies are typically less dangerous because they have less venom to inject when they bite, Todd said.
Younger snakes can be more hazardous because they’re small and hard to see, and because they are born without a rattle. The rattle grows each time the snake sheds its skin, so a baby rattler may not have shed enough times to give a warning before striking, Todd said."
Wanna keep playing?
A taser only works to prevent the effects of snake bites if they are used on the snake, BEFORE it bites you.
The irony of the snake bit by a snake, and aron having snakes, is hilarious
This is by far one of the best/funniest news I have heard in a long time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why was he taken to the hospital? Why not take him to church?
I, for one, would like to thank the snake for his great service to thinking humans everywhere. Thoughts & prayers for the brave noodle & his loved ones.
I hope the snake is OK.
I can't believe y'all are laughing. This poor soul is had to suffer through an horrific and monstrous encounter and I wish a speedy recovery to the snake
The Hero we didn’t know we needed…. The AWESOME ATHEIST RATTLESNAKE
He should have read the list of Ig-nobel prize winners, the most hilarious entry would have taught him that someone already proved this wrong long ago but in an even dumber way
if you cant 100% identify the snake, dont grab it... if there is ANY doubt as to what type it is, leave it alone
Snakes aren't supposed to be able to farm true believers.
What's to hat say about Kent.
A stun gun is not gonna stop venom of any kind. My guess is they think shocks somehow magiclly cuase your muscles contract to the point of cutting off your circulation.
That's thinking too scientifically for him. The electricity turns into God's lightning via sympathetic magic and the venom is banished to hell. Instant prayer.
Dr Dino, the science man. 🤣
"The name is Plissken."
My question is: has Hovind’s extremist religious beliefs so destroyed his ability to reason that he bought into this “electric shocks can cure venom” nonsense, or was it his inability to reason that left him open to the fallacies of religious belief and woo such as this in the first place?
In other words: does religion make you stupid, or do to have to be stupid to be religious?
Yes
In his defense, there is _one_ study from 1986 (published in The Lancet, somehow) that apparently supports his claim.
And, like, fifteen that don't. Although apparently there are people who make "snake bite tasers" specifically marketed for this kind of thing, from my understanding. And they've sold thousands of them despite their dubious efficacy.
Stupid people tend to gravitate toward religion, but religion can, and often does, cause smart people to believe and do stupid things.
Both!
Yes, yes and yes I think.
He's not smart, but he has a gift for gritting and being duplicitous because he seems to have no sense of empathy and a big dollop of ignorant self confidence.
In the wild west he would literally be that snake oil selling fake doctor smart enough to fool the rubes, but dumb enough to get himself tarred and feathered because he forgot to mark which towns he already had been to.
I wonder what Kent's daughter's snake looks like because I don't know of any species of snake that resemble a rattlesnake the way milk snakes resemble coral snakes.
Bull snakes, maybe? We had cotton mouth rattle snakes and bull snakes in Idaho, and they do like a bit a like.
Little bullsnake, Hognose snake maybe.
Maybe a bull snake, maybe.
@@AronRa ahh Aron I find it. Ironic that you claim to care about people and there rights yet you cared nothing for and mocked when Kent a 70 something year old man got bite by a snake that could have killed him? You may disagree with him on everything but he's still a human being? You didn't even ask if he was ok? I bet if Kent was black or gay or transgender you would have cared then now wouldn't you? Just admit that you care nothing for people s lives or rights unless there black gay transgender or possibly woman white straight Christian man you care nothing for just admit it Aron
@@AronRa ahh Aron I've noticed that you did not ask if Kent was ok? Even though you may not agree with him he's still a human being? And a 71 year old man who could have died yet you just laughed at him . And you claim to care for people and there rights? Not hardly I bet if Kent was black gay or transgender or possibly a woman you would have cared then now wouldn't you?? But you only care for black gay transgender sometimes women s rights . Straight Christian white men you care nothing for just admit it Aron?
Cutting in Kunt's own words during this segment is very funny.
Karma's a bitch
Karma is also bullshit.
A snake, in this case.
It couldn't have happened to a more appropriate person.
Did the snake survive the experience? I think that may be unlikely.
Wow, just wow. Snake, you're fired. Send in the Black Widow!!!
Or the Komodo!
Oh joy! Waking up to such great news.😊
The stupidity of these conmen have no bounds. It's almost sad.
So Mr. Anti-Science went to hospital?
Why is this guy not arrested and charged for disseminating dangerous medical advice?
That’s not illegal.
@@Leith_Crowther, it actually is.
@@profanepersonalityIf that were illegal, we would’ve seen millions of arrests for people telling others not to wear masks a couple years ago. Or just in case the person reading this is stupid, then from the opposite perspective there should have been millions of arrests for people who did advise masks.
Because he's a religious huckster.
@@Leith_Crowther maskophobe
😂 oh Hovind, you're the gift that keeps on giving
He is one of the most slapstick humans I have ever seen
You misspelled grift.
Made my morning as well! Thanks Aron!
I think it would be appropriate to send condolence cards for the snake to Dinosaur Adventure Land
“X pattern” came from the remedy for itchy mosquito bites, you take your fingernail and make 2 marks in the form of an X to make it not itchy so you don’t scratch it
And it was millions of years of evolution that all led up to that snake being able to pump venom in him😂. He might have even been so affected by the venom he thought the snake was telling him to eat an apple!
Why am I not surprised that Hovind got one over on Hovind?
On a related note, I hear bear spray is great for treating pink eye.
Sending thoughts and prayers
Did anti science hovin go to the hospital or did he just pray.
Lorence looks like King Diamond without his makeup
Couldn't happen to a nicer convict!
🎁❤Oh, Christmas came early!!!!! 👍🐍
What I want to know. Did the snake speak to him before it bit him?
Apparently, AFTER he bit him.
Well done Mr Snakey Mcbiteface.🐍👍 Love from Scotland.😂
"... for the higher voltage, I got to the hospital..." (?!) Somehow I doubt the medical staff gave him his preferred treatment? The Hippocratic Oath being objectively moral, and all that...
Peter legit had me thinking kent couldnt tell the difference between a snake and his own daughter. Lmao
He's certainly stupid enough for it.
I will be watching this over and over again. For the giggles and to follow the comments. 🤣
Well, this brief clip brought some cheer into my life today.
Did they rush the snake to the hospital?
Oh Aron is soooooo digging this!!!!
His faith clearly isn’t strong enough. Everyone knows that if you believe hard enough, no snake (the devil’s favourite animal) can harm you.
The Darwinism wasn't quite effective enough. . .
Perhaps there's a runner-up award?
Modern medicine does hinder this kind of natural selection
Hovind never ceases to amaze with his boundless stupidity.
Amazing news!
thank you!
After 3 long days of agonizing pain, the snake died!
The odd thing is, the article he cited specified direct current.
Tasers and shock sticks (which work like cattle prods) generate alternating current.
Wow, I knew Hovind wasn’t the brightest guy, but this is too much 😂😂😂
I wonder how this will affect his perception of information. Probably not at all...
Dapper called Dinosaur Adventureland, according to the woman who answered, Kent was bit twice and his stun gun "didn't have enough battery" so he had to go to the hospital.
After (I didn't watch but) he supposedly did a live and admitted to killing the snake.
Poor thing. :( Not the snake's fault there was a complete moron manhandling the little sweetheart. :(
Made my day
I'll bet my next meal that Bent Hovlimp won't learn a damned thing from this...whaddya think?
More like he can't learn