protegent rap but Google Translate makes the lyrics better

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2017
  • this was a request, but I had already started making it when it was requested
    Lyrics:
    I blessed, my wife is true
    Stop the computer:
    Protect your protection
    I do not have bacteria there.
    Computer input,
    Focus! Marsh! Traya! ...
    Everything is eternal
    I'm ready to sell
    Check Wi-Fi. Here
    Several processes, system, system, system ...
    My peace is my snow
    Loading hidden data.
    New forms of new vaccines are up to date.
    Antiviral antioxidant
    Buy online!
    Mystery will be there
    So I can do very well
    Model: balls
    The service is very convenient.
    Particular attention is paid. There is no competition
    Good performance
    I'm sure I'm ready to be a strong person
    Employees under 20 years of age ...
    This company is not good
    Several processes, system, system, system ...
    Your hashtag is your hashtag
    Limited information is limited
    Commercial shopping photographs
    Many books, non-emails,
    The license is not allowed.
    He's not a thief.
    Foreign activity
    Data protection is not my story.
    I lost the information.
    People are angry
    I deleted the files ...
    You always laugh
    Several processes, system, system, system ...
    My goal is to quit smoking.
    I lost my Christmas notebook.
    Do not stop your business
    I ... a secured remote control,
    It protects you.
    Your family should follow standard procedures and adhere to the rules.
    They protect children from reading.
    I am your father's grave.
    I would like to make my blog.
    By making the internet a good player,
    All the bad things
    I will show my transgression my law, I will be a perfect example.
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz 7 лет назад +6749

    *_I blessed, my wife is true_*

  • @JaxPerson
    @JaxPerson 6 лет назад +3195

    *M O D E L : B A L L S*

  • @Speedyspeedbot
    @Speedyspeedbot 2 года назад +158

    “Limited information is limited”
    Such wise words!

    • @Axels100
      @Axels100 3 месяца назад +1

      true true, and also "Your hashtag is your hashtag"

  • @rubeedi1015
    @rubeedi1015 2 года назад +253

    "Data protection is not my story"
    "They protect children from reading"
    "I am your father's grave"

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 2 года назад

      Laugh You Fuckfhxyddyuddyusdudh

    • @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy
      @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy Год назад +14

      "antiviral antioxidant
      Buy online!"

    • @dajim10.
      @dajim10. Год назад +13

      “Loading hidden data.”

    • @grubasekpl9254
      @grubasekpl9254 Год назад +13

      "My goal is to quit smoking"

    • @fouraces2918
      @fouraces2918 10 месяцев назад +9

      "Goal: B A L L S 🏉⚾⚾🏐🏐🏈🏈🎱🎱🏀🏀🎳🎳🥎🥎

  • @rakzparkingu2353
    @rakzparkingu2353 6 лет назад +2905

    E V E R Y T H I N G I S E T E R N A L

  • @musiscarrinu3470
    @musiscarrinu3470 4 года назад +561

    "i deleted the files"
    "you always laugh"
    ...proto?

  • @user-zx9xb6tm6i
    @user-zx9xb6tm6i 2 года назад +46

    I just randomly google translated
    "I am proto, security theft is my motto!"
    But google translate said
    "I am a teacher. Salvation is my destiny."

  • @MmmirTy
    @MmmirTy 2 года назад +84

    2:43 im laughing so hard at this

  • @manuelpereiroconde91
    @manuelpereiroconde91 7 лет назад +621

    *THEY PROTECT CHILDREN FROM READING*
    *SUPER WHY THEME INTENSIFIES*

    • @trevorpowers439
      @trevorpowers439 7 лет назад +7

      Best comment here

    • @Liz_8803
      @Liz_8803 7 лет назад

      This needs wayyyyy more likes that those top comments

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 7 лет назад +14

      The anti super why

    • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
      @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 4 года назад +2

      Coppa RUclips rules in a nutshell

    • @toaddx
      @toaddx 4 года назад +4

      The funniest thing that "Proto" is actually Whyatt Beanstalk (Super Why).

  • @beepbeepimasheep.4303
    @beepbeepimasheep.4303 7 лет назад +605

    They protect *children* from *reading.*

  • @danimatrixx2462
    @danimatrixx2462 2 года назад +123

    Things that made me die:
    0:07 Protect your protection
    0:52 MODEL: BALLS
    1:23 Your hashtag is your hashtag
    1:45 - 2:00 Kinda true
    2:43: *I A M Y O U R F A T H E R S G R A V E*
    Thx for Reading :)

    • @troller69420
      @troller69420 Год назад +11

      i cant get over model: balls💀💀💀

    • @ThatFanOfEverything
      @ThatFanOfEverything Год назад +7

      Rest in peace

    • @Slayer25235
      @Slayer25235 11 месяцев назад +12

      1:36 *He's not a thief*

    • @3way-studios
      @3way-studios 11 месяцев назад +12

      2:14 i lost my christmas notebook

    • @Goofyaugh1
      @Goofyaugh1 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@tubbytobey1234i feel bad for you

  • @7take93
    @7take93 2 года назад +62

    "This company is not good" Even more truth than the actual antivirus

    • @BAKU2K2
      @BAKU2K2 11 месяцев назад

      "I lost the information, people are angry."

  • @StMp39
    @StMp39 6 лет назад +168

    Model : balls

  • @_goldrook7112
    @_goldrook7112 6 лет назад +576

    *Guy robbing a bank*
    **hEs NoT a ThIeF**

    • @SpaghettiCodetti
      @SpaghettiCodetti 5 лет назад +19

      Proto: He's not a thief
      *Points to thief*
      John Cena: Are you sure about that?

    • @Adar512
      @Adar512 5 лет назад +1

      Uh sure he is a regular person

    • @demoncat3503
      @demoncat3503 5 лет назад +1

      @@Adar512 r/woosh

    • @derkommissar4986
      @derkommissar4986 5 лет назад +1

      Attorneys be like

    • @anggahartoto
      @anggahartoto 5 лет назад +1

      He's a robber duh

  • @barackobama6331
    @barackobama6331 2 года назад +21

    0:05 - 0:09
    "Stop your computer: Protect your protection."
    Such wise words.

  • @XbotOfficialYT
    @XbotOfficialYT 2 года назад +40

    "Your hashtag is your hashtag, Limited information is limited."
    Ah yes the floor is made of floor

  • @bananyacatty
    @bananyacatty 5 лет назад +570

    0:55
    •moonwalks•
    *B A L L S*

  • @MemeMorto
    @MemeMorto 5 лет назад +398

    *EMPLOYEES UNDER 20 YEARS OF AGE*
    *THIS COMPANY IS NOT GOOD*

  • @maulermallet
    @maulermallet 2 года назад +72

    "I lost my data. But i had Protogent!"
    *Data Protection is not my story. I deleted the files.*

    • @7w82isntReal
      @7w82isntReal 9 месяцев назад +5

      I lost the information, people are angry.

  • @ahmadjaber1808
    @ahmadjaber1808 2 года назад +143

    "when youre happy you enjoy the music.
    when youre sad you understand the lyric."
    *M O D E L : B A L L S*

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz 7 лет назад +4376

    "Dude you stink!"
    * looks down *
    *I DO NOT HAVE BACTERIA THERE*

  • @Oscar-tn5wl
    @Oscar-tn5wl 7 лет назад +1989

    "He's not a thief" *points to a suspicious person covered in black clothing doing crap with his hand weirdly on a laptop*

    • @bastianbohner8667
      @bastianbohner8667 7 лет назад +90

      Oscar He works together with him and gets half the share if he gets him out of court

    • @SVNTrw
      @SVNTrw 7 лет назад +31

      Oscar Bruh the mask is to reduce strain from his eyes and so that he doesn't have that weird "glow" in the morning.

    • @egorence2149
      @egorence2149 7 лет назад +17

      Oscar "Data protection is not my story. I lost the information."

    • @damianskiii4728
      @damianskiii4728 6 лет назад +14

      Oscar
      The mask is just there for better vision. The black clothing is his business outfit. His hands hurt.

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 6 лет назад +3

      666 likes

  • @FallenAmmit
    @FallenAmmit 2 года назад +22

    "Protect your protection"
    Truer Words never been told.

  • @penalties_
    @penalties_ Год назад +11

    "my goal is to quit smoking"
    Keep going proto

  • @bleachinator1384
    @bleachinator1384 6 лет назад +301

    *F U N N Y Q U O T E F R O M T H E V I D E O*

  • @helloimjerry1580
    @helloimjerry1580 5 лет назад +621

    **points at a thief**
    "he's not a thief."

  • @lilgurl7551
    @lilgurl7551 10 месяцев назад +4

    My favorite parts
    0:31 My peace is my snow.
    0:43 Mistery will be there.
    0:53 MODEL:BALLS
    1:12 Employees under 20 years of age.
    1:27 Limited information is limited.
    1:36 He's not a thief.
    1:52 People are angry.
    2:14 I lost my Christmas notebook.
    2:33 Your family should follow standard procedures.

  • @otterpxpalt5591
    @otterpxpalt5591 2 года назад +6

    2:03 "you always laugh"
    no shit sherlock i've been rolling on the floor laughing since this started

  • @itstoolate3186
    @itstoolate3186 6 лет назад +265

    I hope he finds his Christmas notebook

  • @davefood635
    @davefood635 4 года назад +364

    1:35
    *shows picture of thief*
    "He is not a thief "

  • @TheMadMeteorite
    @TheMadMeteorite 2 года назад +6

    “Limited information is limited”
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

  • @3way-studios
    @3way-studios 11 месяцев назад +2

    2:14 "i lost my christmas notebook :("
    proto wants his christmas notebook, help him find his christmas notebook.

  • @exiled_to_elba
    @exiled_to_elba 5 лет назад +897

    *_model: balls_*
    no further words are required

  • @frogenjoyer69420
    @frogenjoyer69420 6 лет назад +175

    *pointing at guy in ski mask* he is not a thief

    • @Johannesburgus
      @Johannesburgus 6 лет назад +9

      Merryweather i'm laughing so much

    • @exittheflorpus7354
      @exittheflorpus7354 6 лет назад +6

      *beside a guy typing* Foreign activity

    • @charliem827
      @charliem827 6 лет назад

      Mr. Skeltal that is true

    • @charliem827
      @charliem827 6 лет назад

      Mr. Skeltal guy in ski mask is supposed to be a thief

  • @mr.jitterspam9552
    @mr.jitterspam9552 2 года назад +5

    0:36 bro that's actually fire

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer 2 года назад +4

    “My goal is to quit smoking. Data protection is not my story.”

    • @LivvyTube24
      @LivvyTube24 6 месяцев назад +1

      Didn't expect to see you here-

    • @Goatman_Gamer
      @Goatman_Gamer 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@LivvyTube24 I comment a lot. I’m sure you can find me on tons of videos lol.

    • @LivvyTube24
      @LivvyTube24 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Goatman_Gamer makes sense, who doesn't love leavin a comment? :D

  • @jaspaldeora8572
    @jaspaldeora8572 7 лет назад +561

    "IM YOUR FATHERS GRAVE "
    Damn thats *deep*

    • @zaxlorax7605
      @zaxlorax7605 7 лет назад +8

      Sway in the morning Ya the grave is deep.

    • @jaspaldeora8572
      @jaspaldeora8572 7 лет назад +1

      THAT ONE AND ONLY ORIGINAL NO VIDEO CHANNEL thats the joke -_-

    • @tony-wt1wq
      @tony-wt1wq 7 лет назад +4

      six feet deep

    • @LongNeckedBird
      @LongNeckedBird 3 года назад

      Cursed Holy Shit Hoho Why Remove Your Comments Strange As Fuck

    • @luciatago5070
      @luciatago5070 2 года назад +1

      2:43 thats where you found it

  • @BMB
    @BMB 6 лет назад +358

    *Stop the computer:*
    *Protect your protection*

  • @Artem1xOnRoblox
    @Artem1xOnRoblox 2 года назад +4

    "Data protection is not my story.
    I lost the data"
    -Proto,2017

    • @renzsena
      @renzsena Год назад +1

      I D E L E T E D T H E F I L E S

  • @itdone
    @itdone 2 года назад +1

    No kidding, this is my favorite video, that I watched, like, 100 times already?

  • @vulfura
    @vulfura 6 лет назад +638

    original: i recover deleted files
    this: *I D E L E T E D T H E F I L E S . . .*

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 5 лет назад +58

      Original: I'm Pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-Proto
      This: Several processes, system, system, system

    • @antihumor2231
      @antihumor2231 5 лет назад +33

      Original: With 20% less staff the company is shining!
      This: Employees under 20 years of age, this company is not good

    • @mememonster1373
      @mememonster1373 5 лет назад +20

      1:50 i lost the information

    • @firebadnofire9768
      @firebadnofire9768 5 лет назад +20

      original: I prevent laptop theft
      This: My goal is to quit smoking

    • @AutisticShyGuy
      @AutisticShyGuy 5 лет назад +10

      1:57

  • @TalkingNonsense
    @TalkingNonsense  7 лет назад +1718

    I'm not done yet

  • @withered_bonn3499
    @withered_bonn3499 2 года назад +4

    “My goal is to quit smoking”
    Classic joke of the year! Here you go!

  • @EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy
    @EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy 2 года назад +9

    0:06 *protect your protection*

  • @Rebirthed
    @Rebirthed 6 лет назад +277

    *I A M Y O U R F A T H E R ‘ S G R A V E*

    • @fardstudio5771
      @fardstudio5771 6 лет назад +4

      Rebirthed Playz i prevent your kids from reading

    • @zerno_dread
      @zerno_dread 6 лет назад

      but my dad is still alive

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 лет назад

      Oh shit, looks like it's tired of waiting for my old man to drop dead

    • @noahnorman6877
      @noahnorman6877 3 месяца назад

      If Proto is my father’s grave, then how is he supposed to help me with protecting my computer from malware, spy where and Trojans?

  • @kugelofblltz6047
    @kugelofblltz6047 6 лет назад +474

    "My goal is to quit smoking*
    Thats great Proto, I hope this addiction goes away.

    • @someweirdstuff1256
      @someweirdstuff1256 2 года назад +6

      haha

    • @WololoWololo2
      @WololoWololo2 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👌👌👌

    • @akm_anisuzzaman
      @akm_anisuzzaman 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Monster-Endergy
      @Monster-Endergy 2 года назад +1

      @@someweirdstuff1256 Don’t laugh

    • @someweirdstuff1256
      @someweirdstuff1256 2 года назад +1

      @@Monster-Endergy why?

  • @barbarawisniewska8515
    @barbarawisniewska8515 2 года назад +1

    "limited information is limited"
    Thanks mister thankful!

  • @tfsoldierfan
    @tfsoldierfan Год назад +4

    “Protect your protection”
    “Everything is eternal”
    “Model: B A L L S”
    “Mystery will be there”
    “He’s not a thief”
    “Data protection is not my story”
    “I lost the information”
    “I am your father’s grave”
    Best lines here

    • @WololoWololo2
      @WololoWololo2 Год назад +2

      “This company is not good”
      “Your hashtag is your hashtag”
      “Limited information is limited”

  • @imature5070
    @imature5070 6 лет назад +106

    *_M y g o a l i s t o q u i t s m o k i n g_*
    but *I lost my Christmas Notebook*

  • @user-jy6wj1mh4x
    @user-jy6wj1mh4x 7 лет назад +262

    *M O D E L B A L L S*

    • @shadxwsss
      @shadxwsss 6 лет назад +1

      Sarah Butterfly *I L O S T M Y C H R I S T M A S N O T E B O O K*

  • @uyandromeda
    @uyandromeda 2 года назад

    *I have no words for how good this is*

  • @baconcheesesauce
    @baconcheesesauce 2 года назад +4

    “It protects you”
    A Very good and normal line but it’s suspiciously virusified

  • @spicyham359
    @spicyham359 6 лет назад +389

    *_PROTECT YOUR PROTECTION_*

    • @bob-mu5ys
      @bob-mu5ys 6 лет назад +15

      Condoms for condoms

    • @RocKnMetaL97
      @RocKnMetaL97 6 лет назад +1

      SpicyChicken2000 YT "antivirus is not enough, you need protegent" basically this

    • @ewkak.8470
      @ewkak.8470 6 лет назад

      SpicyChicken2000 YT *my snow is my peace*

    • @protosdeeta2418
      @protosdeeta2418 6 лет назад

      0/10 needs more deeta in joke

    • @ComputerGirlMae
      @ComputerGirlMae 6 лет назад

      I D O N O T H A V E B A C T E R I A T H E R E

  • @dannyh_music
    @dannyh_music 6 лет назад +1407

    "Employees under 20 years of age.... this company is not good."
    Proto is making some much-needed social commentary on child labor

    • @Daidek
      @Daidek 6 лет назад +41

      A true intellectual.

    • @scarface2771
      @scarface2771 6 лет назад +20

      woke

    • @Kyrkkk
      @Kyrkkk 2 года назад +43

      Model: b a l l s

    • @borger298
      @borger298 2 года назад +10

      Based proto

    • @TrainerJaden2
      @TrainerJaden2 2 года назад +1

      Employees under 20 years of age ...
      This company is not good

  • @GhostlyMinty
    @GhostlyMinty 2 года назад +4

    “Several processes, system system system”
    Perfect

  • @yousseftamer4943
    @yousseftamer4943 2 года назад +3

    Ah yes... everything is eternal

  • @reinerbraun9103
    @reinerbraun9103 6 лет назад +274

    Teacher: so class what can we learn from modern day medicine compared to medicine from 1890
    Me: *NEW FORMS OF VACCINES ARE UP TO DATE*

    • @suzannemelbourne1447
      @suzannemelbourne1447 6 лет назад +5

      Hans Krebs your comment is so similar to the top one..

    • @puikili5254
      @puikili5254 6 лет назад

      proto memes and the ink is a little shit dude how to get a silenced sw swat team and the ink 323

    • @user-ft4pb5vb3e
      @user-ft4pb5vb3e 6 лет назад

      puiki li Lol

    • @w.547
      @w.547 6 лет назад +4

      Teacher: Particular attention has been paid! Good performance! Do not stop your business!
      Me: *LIMITED INFORMATION IS LIMITED! I AM A SECURED REMOTE CONTROL!*

    • @beepbeepimasheep.4303
      @beepbeepimasheep.4303 6 лет назад +3

      i do not have bacteria there

  • @GreenLegion
    @GreenLegion 6 лет назад +157

    Employees under 20 years of age. This company is not good.

  • @hatingmachine8827
    @hatingmachine8827 2 года назад +3

    “He’s not a thief”
    *points to thief*

  • @JhohnFriProductions
    @JhohnFriProductions 2 года назад +1

    It syncs so well

  • @donaldcreswell4915
    @donaldcreswell4915 6 лет назад +348

    Darth Vader: No, I am your father
    's grave
    Luke: Wait what

  • @tetriweswrs3029
    @tetriweswrs3029 4 года назад +551

    Original: I am Proto, enhanced performance is my motto.
    Google translate: *MODEL:BALLS*

  • @act1veizzyy
    @act1veizzyy 11 месяцев назад +2

    0:01 i am blessed, my wife is true
    0:07 protect your protection
    0:16 everything is eternal
    0:30 my peace is my snow
    0:35 new forms of vaccines
    0:43 mystery will be there
    0:51 model: balls
    1:11 child labor
    1:23 your hashtag is your hashtag
    1:28 commercial shopping photographs
    1:34 he is not a thief
    1:44 the truth about protegent
    1:57 he deleted the files
    2:11 my goal is to quit smoking
    2:14 i lost my christmas notebook
    2:33 adhere to the rules
    2:43 i am your fathers grave

  • @zerotwosixty3814
    @zerotwosixty3814 2 года назад +3

    Original lyrics- I am Proto, enhanced performance is my motto
    Google Translate- M O D E L : B A L L S

  • @Houndoom97akabranflakes
    @Houndoom97akabranflakes 6 лет назад +171

    "Protect your protection"
    Well at least he's honest telling you to install another antivirus to protect protegent...

  • @mariselojeda0810
    @mariselojeda0810 4 года назад +545

    "This company is not good"
    Truer words were never spoken

  • @osteoporosisgaming4235
    @osteoporosisgaming4235 2 года назад

    my friend: so what are your life goals?
    me: MY GOAL IS TO QUIT SMOKING

  • @ask343
    @ask343 Год назад +2

    Protegent was an amazing meme

  • @je_re
    @je_re 7 лет назад +721

    *F O R E I G N A C T I V I T Y*

  • @doppelcipher6875
    @doppelcipher6875 7 лет назад +403

    *I D E L E T E D T H E F I L E S*
    then that photo is a lie

    • @theogtenyafan
      @theogtenyafan 7 лет назад

      Doppelcipher The Triangle so true

    • @shinyemerald3401
      @shinyemerald3401 7 лет назад +2

      Making you angry

    • @beepbopwoptop4860
      @beepbopwoptop4860 7 лет назад +2

      Then you always laugh

    • @jadenrosethe4986
      @jadenrosethe4986 6 лет назад +3

      Y O U A L W A Y S L A U G H

    • @GoofballPaul
      @GoofballPaul 6 лет назад +1

      I specially love that part because he's saying pretty much the opposite of what the original rap said. XD

  • @tracyvalentine5340
    @tracyvalentine5340 2 года назад +2

    2:52
    "By making the internet a good player,"
    *Pssh* like that's gonna ever happen

  • @Randomboiwithnosanity
    @Randomboiwithnosanity 2 года назад +1

    Protogen: my goal is stop smoking
    Me: WAIT PROTOGEN HAS BEEN SMOKING?!.

  • @Jcc2224
    @Jcc2224 7 лет назад +858

    Oh my god, the already broken English has helped this be one of the best Google Translate butcherings ever. Holy shit. This company is not good.

    • @GoofballPaul
      @GoofballPaul 6 лет назад +28

      But the service is very convinient

    • @redluigi5031
      @redluigi5031 6 лет назад +21

      This liscense is not allowed.

    • @zipperooni
      @zipperooni 6 лет назад +41

      They protect children from reading.

    • @marten949
      @marten949 6 лет назад +37

      *DO NOT STOP YOUR BUSINESS*

    • @CLK944
      @CLK944 6 лет назад +8

      You always laugh

  • @kaizoz6017
    @kaizoz6017 6 лет назад +125

    "this company is not good"
    well...you're not wrong

  • @elevatorsareout667
    @elevatorsareout667 Год назад +1

    Okay, but can we just talk about how excellent "All the bad things" fits in with the timing of the song?

  • @lynner175
    @lynner175 2 года назад +1

    "*MY PEACE IS MY SNOW*" -a wise man

  • @darksidebuddha
    @darksidebuddha 6 лет назад +105

    *I do not have bacteria there.*
    That's my new pick-up line.

  • @FourBrosLPRM
    @FourBrosLPRM 6 лет назад +139

    *HE'S NOT A THIEF*
    thanks, i didn't know that

    • @davidd4047
      @davidd4047 6 лет назад

      Никита Arfanise lmao

  • @matparedovich3172
    @matparedovich3172 2 года назад +2

    "Several processes, system, system, system" That is what happens when your install protegent on your computer

  • @birutologo
    @birutologo 2 года назад +1

    "i am your father's grave." that one was the best for me

  • @mochamoo2139
    @mochamoo2139 6 лет назад +639

    Proto: He is not a thief
    *shows picture of a thief*

  • @JS_SN_UQAU
    @JS_SN_UQAU 7 лет назад +491

    *points at thief*
    He's not a thief.

    • @Martsio
      @Martsio 6 лет назад +2

      Ok then.

    • @irigaymer04
      @irigaymer04 6 лет назад +17

      *S A N T I A G O*

    • @crust9889
      @crust9889 6 лет назад +1

      The Facts Girl Stealing information.

    • @Samuel-el9ul
      @Samuel-el9ul 6 лет назад +3

      Jacob you see that guy hacking your computer and trying to steal your data he's not a theif

    • @god5960
      @god5960 6 лет назад +3

      Jacob Foreign Activity

  • @arbrilliant191
    @arbrilliant191 21 день назад

    love how these new lyrics a lot of the times have a vague connection with the original lyrics

  • @toffoe
    @toffoe 2 года назад +1

    "Your hashtag is your hashtag" True

  • @Timotainment
    @Timotainment 6 лет назад +539

    Employees under 20 years of age:
    *_This company is not good_*

    • @SonicSweden1
      @SonicSweden1 6 лет назад +5

      Ecksdee

    • @peksn
      @peksn 6 лет назад +14

      Reyna A anyone without experience will do shit at their job

    • @nibblingconscience
      @nibblingconscience 6 лет назад +1

      Timotainment That Fox picture tho

    • @wavsnackssss
      @wavsnackssss 6 лет назад

      shitposting is my city your name is beautiful.

    • @SonicSweden1
      @SonicSweden1 6 лет назад +11

      Timotainment Model: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS

  • @Wolfily99
    @Wolfily99 4 года назад +195

    Me: I am very mature
    Also me: *M O D E L B A L L S* _WHEEZE_

    • @jej1.
      @jej1. 3 года назад +3

      same, here at 69 likes

    • @vibechecker3078
      @vibechecker3078 3 года назад +2

      69 is dead bc of me now (u mad bro)

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 2 года назад +2

      same, here at 99 likes

  • @SomeDummyOnTheInternet
    @SomeDummyOnTheInternet 2 года назад +11

    1:21 does actually sound kinda good

  • @feuratic
    @feuratic Год назад

    "Protect your protection" - Protogent
    Truly the best lines ever made.

  • @Kathy-lx5yb
    @Kathy-lx5yb 5 лет назад +933

    *"Your hashtag is your hashtag"*
    -Roblox

  • @Dinofly4
    @Dinofly4 6 лет назад +150

    *_you always laugh_*
    **shows guy smiling at camera**

  • @iva20osu
    @iva20osu 2 года назад +1

    I love random humor it makes me laugh

  • @NSWSteamFan
    @NSWSteamFan Год назад +2

    1:45 "Data protection is not my story."
    You're not wrong about that...

  • @kroniclenonicle9100
    @kroniclenonicle9100 4 года назад +488

    “You always laugh”
    *proceeds to show someone not laughing*

  • @baconhairpro9288
    @baconhairpro9288 Год назад +2

    “My wife is real” the person making the ad: *sigh*

  • @peterhallin9845
    @peterhallin9845 2 года назад

    "everything is eternal" wise words

  • @clairetheslimefurry4112
    @clairetheslimefurry4112 6 лет назад +327

    "i do not have *🅱 A C T E R I A* there"

  • @moved127
    @moved127 4 года назад +155

    2:14 "i lost my Christmas notebook"
    give proto his Christmas notebook, he needs his Christmas notebook

  • @adiraj1892
    @adiraj1892 2 года назад +1

    “My peace is my snow”

  • @aaaa.aaa.a..a.a.a.a.a.
    @aaaa.aaa.a..a.a.a.a.a. Год назад +2

    “Model” *stops for a moment* “Balls”

  • @vivvivivvi8080
    @vivvivivvi8080 5 лет назад +118

    Employees under 20 years of age...
    *P E O P L E A R E A N G R Y*