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  • Опубликовано: 29 июн 2024
  • iT'Ŝ βETTR NOW.. PART 2 - • I Fixed the Alphabet M...
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    0:00 - Intro/History
    0:59 - FIXING THE ALPHABET
    5:33 - BONUS FEATURS
    6:11 - expectations
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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @OatsJenkins
    @OatsJenkins  2 года назад +4680

    VERSION 3 OUT NOW ruclips.net/video/H333yyMqudU/видео.html

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 года назад +49

      A 3rd?!?!?!?

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 года назад +18

      @@Kyrkkk what

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 года назад +11

      @@Kyrkkk “bruh another”

    • @Kyrkkk
      @Kyrkkk 2 года назад +14

      @@ender5312 ᴇ

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 года назад +8

      @@Kyrkkk E

  • @Leron...
    @Leron... 2 года назад +28965

    The fact that you chose to call your version "Alphabet 2" instead of "Alphabetter" is all the reason I need not to trust it.

    • @fivehoursleep9709
      @fivehoursleep9709 2 года назад +1587

      Also the 'ph' is superfluous, could just be an f, so it should be alfabetr, 1/10

    • @Beasto
      @Beasto 2 года назад +754

      @@fivehoursleep9709 And he made α its own letter so it would be αbetr, or αβ (alphabeta)

    • @rellikx7519
      @rellikx7519 2 года назад +448

      Hear me out the first alphabet starts with alpha, the first Greek letter. So the second alphabet should be the betabet.

    • @stvksn
      @stvksn 2 года назад +152

      Just call it αβst

    • @ernestw955
      @ernestw955 2 года назад +71

      @@rellikx7519 more like betagam

  • @asiyah4464
    @asiyah4464 2 года назад +23236

    Can we appreciate the fact that every time he makes a new decision the subtitle format changes to fit it

  • @thischannelisded
    @thischannelisded 5 месяцев назад +256

    I absolutely love how the captions change depending on how he changes the alphabet, the attention to detail is just👌

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 5 месяцев назад +167

    The fact that the subtitles adehere to the new rules as they are being created is just GOLD.

  • @thegameowl11
    @thegameowl11 2 года назад +9199

    If the alphabet was so good, why isn’t there a sequel.

    • @mihailoaleksic3330
      @mihailoaleksic3330 2 года назад +139

      This is a sequel, and if he didn't made an another sequel, he will for a couple of days

    • @Star17Platinum17
      @Star17Platinum17 2 года назад +60

      IT IS THE SEQUEL

    • @drog9235
      @drog9235 2 года назад +16

      @@mihailoaleksic3330 r/whoosh

    • @drog9235
      @drog9235 2 года назад +14

      @@Star17Platinum17 r/whoosh

    • @tgkyle
      @tgkyle 2 года назад +27

      too many bugs and complaints from the first release

  • @rubub8455
    @rubub8455 2 года назад +12330

    The way the captions slowly adapt to the changes that you make is genius

    • @oliviacreagh7986
      @oliviacreagh7986 2 года назад +357

      I watched this video over again but with captions just because of this comment, damn you and thank you

    • @fionavivianandaiden3008
      @fionavivianandaiden3008 2 года назад

      W in France is double va

    • @adacskipper
      @adacskipper 2 года назад +174

      Holy shit, the video is literally twice as funny if you turn subtitles on

    • @NotEnvixity
      @NotEnvixity 2 года назад +41

      i NO RIT

    • @Meiseside
      @Meiseside 2 года назад +33

      I was thinking google has taken the wrong language again.

  • @sokcheachheng103
    @sokcheachheng103 5 месяцев назад +53

    The letters A Q R T U are a must have since they can literally make a sentence.
    For example: U R A Q T

  • @Hi-ff3vg
    @Hi-ff3vg 5 месяцев назад +14

    1:12 Cc Removed
    1:36 Qq Removed
    2:03 x Removed
    2:19 Upper & Lowercase is the same
    2:27 "I" Removed
    2:37 Fixed "u"
    2:42 Fixed k
    2:56 W = Double V
    3:14 No Silent Es
    3:38 Q rejoined
    4:13 O replaced C
    4:44 Qwerty Version
    5:04 Cursive Removed
    5:26 No Signatures
    5:37 S is cool
    5:47 A,B is replaced with Alpha,Beta
    6:11 Bird at end

  • @danitho
    @danitho 2 года назад +14754

    As someone who had to learn the history of the alphabet, this entire video is equally infuriating and humourous.

    • @ssall3879
      @ssall3879 2 года назад +361

      No just infuriating

    • @billywhizz09
      @billywhizz09 2 года назад +59

      @@ssall3879 yeah I agree

    • @loganshark667
      @loganshark667 2 года назад +26

      @@billywhizz09 yep even more then POGO PEAS

    • @quacklord69
      @quacklord69 2 года назад +275

      A samuan hu had to lern the history of the alphabeta, this entire video is iqualy infuriating and humoros*

    • @gioiadelsapere
      @gioiadelsapere 2 года назад +15

      @@ssall3879 honesty is good.

  • @T_FV
    @T_FV 2 года назад +3460

    In French we actually say "double V" for W and that's the only logical thing about this language

    • @itsriivan
      @itsriivan 2 года назад +105

      Spain does this too

    • @blackjackdaw7865
      @blackjackdaw7865 2 года назад +230

      As you are a French person please explain to me, why the heck, do I have to:
      multiply 4 and 20
      and then add 15
      just to say 95
      Why? Just why???

    • @randomperson1955
      @randomperson1955 2 года назад +64

      @@blackjackdaw7865 I think there's some language where you say 5*20-20/2 instead of 90

    • @mauringilles1563
      @mauringilles1563 2 года назад +121

      @@blackjackdaw7865 I think we used to count in a base-20 numeral system at some point during the Middle-Ages. We even used to say other horros such as "trois vingt" (three twentys) for 60, or even "six vingts" (six twentys) for 120, etc. For some reason, we just kept this base-20 system for numbers from 60 to 100.
      However, our Swiss and Belgian neighboors have the goodness to use "septente" (seventy) for "soixante-dix" (sixty-ten), "huitante" (eighty) for "quatre-vingt" (four-twenty) and "nonante" (ninety) for "quatre-vingt-dix" (four-twenty-ten).
      I don't know if you were expecting such a serious answer, but you've got one.

    • @blackjackdaw7865
      @blackjackdaw7865 2 года назад +54

      @@mauringilles1563 I wasn't really expecting a serious answer under a youtube coment but I was kinda hoping for one.
      Thank you.

  • @JayTheStickman571
    @JayTheStickman571 Месяц назад +2

    1:13
    1: I do exist 😢
    2: YOU ALMOST KILLED ME?!

  • @kidsarecomedians
    @kidsarecomedians Месяц назад +4

    I love how they stayed true in the subtitles

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 2 года назад +5634

    A, B, O actually works really well as the starting letters cuz then the first three letters would also be the blood types and it’d be really easy to change any mention of “the ABC’s” cuz you could just finish off the curve with a sharpie. Keyboard order is good too tho

    • @ohzmosiss
      @ohzmosiss 2 года назад +562

      Wattpad writers would love this

    • @guccerice1162
      @guccerice1162 2 года назад +223

      @@ohzmosiss i hate that i understand

    • @sp4c1ng_0ut8
      @sp4c1ng_0ut8 2 года назад +270

      NO
      NOT ABO
      NEVER

    • @mmiaxyz
      @mmiaxyz 2 года назад +21

      @@guccerice1162 please explain

    • @guccerice1162
      @guccerice1162 2 года назад +242

      @@mmiaxyz ABO (alpha, beta, omega) is another term for omegaverse, a story trope in where humans are divided into three biological classes - alpha, beta, and omega - and experience rut/heat cycles regardless of gender.
      Alphas are at the top of the hierarchy and go through rut cycles. Betas are basically your average person. And omegas are at the bottom of the hierarchy and are the ones who go into heat.
      There are many ways one can go about writing it but it's because of this central idea that works that feature this trope are usually NSFW. Again, not always but usually.

  • @themoldysausage
    @themoldysausage Год назад +5669

    "Instead of signatures, everyone should just have logos." My man just reinvented a family crest

    • @mariostar13
      @mariostar13 Год назад +157

      Or brought the concept of Japanese "signature stamps" to the English speaking world! Love it!

    • @user-ee4wp7qx5i
      @user-ee4wp7qx5i Год назад +66

      @@mariostar13 'signature stamps' have been used all across Asia not just Japan

    • @mariostar13
      @mariostar13 Год назад +17

      @@user-ee4wp7qx5i Wow

    • @jeremvfx
      @jeremvfx Год назад +16

      Bruh when you do signature you have to do it unde 1 sec or 2 max but to make a logo à lot of people will have sames logo plus it will be super easy if you are a good drawer like me to copy the logos of other people . And It will take very too long to make the logo , if you have to do 10 signature on 10 pages it will take 5 minutes to do all the logos

    • @KidNamedPerson
      @KidNamedPerson Год назад +15

      @@jeremvfx bruh it was a joke

  • @NATER-TAINMENT
    @NATER-TAINMENT 3 месяца назад +1

    I love how when he makes changes the subtitles change to fit it 😂

  • @hunterpennington439
    @hunterpennington439 2 месяца назад +2

    So im here rewatching this again like 2 years later and I have the subtitles on. I love that you spelled the subtitles with the new alphabet as the video went on. I really like it when youtubers put little notations or fun things like this in subtitles

  • @miwubunz
    @miwubunz Год назад +3344

    the dedication that the one who made the subtitles put in is incredible.

    • @n0tk1tt3y
      @n0tk1tt3y Год назад +51

      Agreed.

    • @Gaiaschosen
      @Gaiaschosen Год назад +32

      A true madlad 👑

    • @littletreesandmore4664
      @littletreesandmore4664 Год назад +11

      No one MAKES the subtitles it’s AI trying to hear what their saying

    • @n0tk1tt3y
      @n0tk1tt3y Год назад +104

      @@littletreesandmore4664 Actually (if you aren’t joking), there is a way for somebody to edit the subtitles for a video.

    • @Aegis4521
      @Aegis4521 Год назад +34

      @@littletreesandmore4664 you can put your own if you want…

  • @AlexanderCheong
    @AlexanderCheong 2 года назад +5260

    "No signature, everyone just has to have their own logo" this guy was 2 years ahead of everyone back in 2020 predicting the future NFT.

    • @mangouschase
      @mangouschase 2 года назад +127

      japanese system:

    • @maybemintmochi_
      @maybemintmochi_ 2 года назад +10

      @@mangouschase HAA

    • @justineazrort2708
      @justineazrort2708 2 года назад +53

      @@mangouschase oh yeh ahahah Japan has those personalized stamps. I think those are called Hanko

    • @davo8942
      @davo8942 2 года назад +30

      I will sign my son’s PG13 permission slip with my bored ape!

    • @jamesgizasson
      @jamesgizasson 2 года назад +17

      Not joking, I made up a little symbol to draw next to my signature.
      ...because I can't distinguish my own scribbling from anyone else's, I don't have the patience to perfect my penmanship, and I like to draw! X3

  • @blackcat-102
    @blackcat-102 2 месяца назад +3

    I love how as the video goes on the subtitles follow the new alphabet and it’s rules
    It’s such a cool detail

  • @strskull
    @strskull 2 дня назад +1

    i love how the subtitles change each rule

  • @KarlDandelton
    @KarlDandelton 2 года назад +2129

    The signature just being a unique logo to be placed in a designated box is literally how they do document signing in Japan. The government sends you a personalized stamp that serves as your signature. So good job lol

    • @jan3386
      @jan3386 2 года назад +51

      everyone is a QR code for the government :o

    • @skuldragen
      @skuldragen 2 года назад +18

      a personalized stamp for everyone... , you mean like fingerprints? great job Japan.

    • @Gamebuilder2000
      @Gamebuilder2000 2 года назад +40

      @@skuldragen well i mean if you lose your fingers or arms you don't have a fingerprint or if your hands are damaged and the prints become unrecognizable-ish

    • @ravenneck1035
      @ravenneck1035 2 года назад +49

      Fun fact, hanko stamps aren't generally given by the government, in fact, you can buy a hanko stamp from your local daiso, which is kinda whack if you ask me...

    • @KarlDandelton
      @KarlDandelton 2 года назад +4

      @@ravenneck1035 Huh that is sorta whack lol. You're right tho I totally misremembered that factoid.

  • @FagitaWaffle
    @FagitaWaffle 11 месяцев назад +751

    The fact the subtitles follow the rules of his new alphabet is just truly alphabetter.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 9 месяцев назад +24

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

    • @tokhote
      @tokhote 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@RichConnerGMN You didn’t get rid of silent letter e

    • @japunaka
      @japunaka 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@tokhoteUhm yes they did?

    • @ls_ultimate8978
      @ls_ultimate8978 8 месяцев назад

      It is alphabetter😂😂

    • @eropoke
      @eropoke 8 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@RichConnerGMNthanks a lot

  • @Thosesisters-zc2xo
    @Thosesisters-zc2xo 3 часа назад +1

    I love how the subtitles are in his own language. 💀✨

  • @cvcubes8578
    @cvcubes8578 6 месяцев назад +1

    In Japan they don't have signatures they just have a stamp you buy as your signature

  • @cheyheun
    @cheyheun 2 года назад +2522

    him: "lets cancel c, q, and x"
    the Chinese: quaking right now
    for those who don't know, all 3 of those letters make unique sounds in Chinese that don't exist in English ;)

    • @cheyheun
      @cheyheun 2 года назад +33

      @Bee Sixteen ah that would make sense 👍wish you luck learning Chinese!

    • @evanven2429
      @evanven2429 2 года назад +8

      FORREAL

    • @theflashgamerhd9398
      @theflashgamerhd9398 2 года назад +42

      XQC

    • @Zeekiel
      @Zeekiel 2 года назад +8

      I was about to say that. You are so right!

    • @Conor-jr6lu
      @Conor-jr6lu 2 года назад +14

      But the Chinese don't use those letters, we do when writing their words/sounds in English. And you could do the same with the Alphabet made in this video too.

  • @stevenbridges
    @stevenbridges 2 года назад +4634

    I legit expected this to be a legitimate attempt to improve the alphabet 😂

    • @frederikl.1642
      @frederikl.1642 2 года назад +365

      Same, but that expectation got subverted very quickly. Oh sorry, I mean "kwiklee".

    • @stevenbridges
      @stevenbridges 2 года назад +40

      @@frederikl.1642 😂

    • @hazelnutnougat582
      @hazelnutnougat582 2 года назад +69

      It is what are you talking about

    • @jabir5768
      @jabir5768 2 года назад +6

      Same lol

    • @juliandean2931
      @juliandean2931 2 года назад +74

      iDK WHaT UR ON HE MAD XELENT $HaNGE$

  • @user-ik7vc4ez9o
    @user-ik7vc4ez9o 2 месяца назад +1

    The reason it’s a double u it’s because back in the days the printer made it a u and then we slowly evolved to a v we never change it ever because I think it was iconic 2:50

  • @poppyfjrowan
    @poppyfjrowan 2 дня назад

    respect because he made it a font and make all custom captions with that font and specifically typed out his alphabet and had to refuse his muscle memory to use it

  • @GordonTheGamer
    @GordonTheGamer Год назад +739

    I love how the subtitles takes the rules he says and changes the sentences that are being said to be spelt the way it should with the new alphebet

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ Год назад +4

      The power of Ctrl+H

    • @Legokidstv
      @Legokidstv 11 месяцев назад +7

      I was going to see if anyone also saw dis

    • @lumberapple8820
      @lumberapple8820 11 месяцев назад +3

      I was about to say the same thing

    • @r3tr0gaming-750
      @r3tr0gaming-750 10 месяцев назад +1

      100th like

    • @MASK3DS
      @MASK3DS 10 месяцев назад +2

      I was literally about to comment the same thing lol 😂

  • @v0idstablook
    @v0idstablook Год назад +893

    The fact that the captions follow the rules he's making as he goes along >>>

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад +47

      thanks that was me

    • @pinkiroxe2417
      @pinkiroxe2417 Год назад +16

      @@RichConnerGMN your amazing!

    • @magmoet4341
      @magmoet4341 Год назад +2

      But how😊

    • @ShowGames_TV
      @ShowGames_TV Год назад +5

      @@RichConnerGMN huge respects to you man!

    • @len1254
      @len1254 Год назад +7

      The fakt that teh kaptions follow the ruleS heS making as he gos alobg

  • @penguins_1111
    @penguins_1111 3 месяца назад +5

    i love these captions

  • @felixia17
    @felixia17 4 месяца назад +1

    I love how if you turn on the subtitles it follows the progress of the alphabet! What a fun touch!

  • @Plexiate
    @Plexiate 2 года назад +637

    It seems you created that of a serial killers note left on scene in the 1970s.

  • @ValkryieM2842
    @ValkryieM2842 2 года назад +1490

    You definitely chose the wrong bird, every cool Egyptologist knows the best bird hieroglyph is G48 'Three chicks in a nest' - which just looks like a group of baby turkeys about to be turned into soup

    • @teslacactus1135
      @teslacactus1135 2 года назад +56

      i love how hieroglyphics are just referred to as numbers

    • @yennypea6335
      @yennypea6335 2 года назад +8

      ARE YOU MY MATH TEACHER?!

    • @evolvingminds
      @evolvingminds 2 года назад

      𓅸

    • @Alex_Is_Not_Here
      @Alex_Is_Not_Here 2 года назад +17

      @@teslacactus1135 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH the egyptian reaction to that would be the same as the reaction that we are seeing of the persons that learned alphabet history

    • @DominicHoneycutt
      @DominicHoneycutt 2 года назад +1

      Nerd

  • @VisionaryGD
    @VisionaryGD 2 дня назад

    I love how the subtitles go along with your new alphabet as you are creating it

  • @Swiftieahen13
    @Swiftieahen13 Месяц назад +1

    I love how the subtitle changes as he updates it

  • @Normee
    @Normee 2 года назад +228

    grayt video! I lurnd a lot, now i speak perfekt english

  • @josephschubert6561
    @josephschubert6561 2 года назад +1404

    I like how this starts out semi-professional, but instead of actually going into why the sounds changed but not the letters, and going back and bringing "thorn" in again, or doing something similar to Hangul (the Korean alphabet, also the best one), it's just THE WORST (but funniest) "solution."

    • @TalesGrimm
      @TalesGrimm 2 года назад +29

      The real ones remember thorn

    • @inacruz5709
      @inacruz5709 2 года назад +18

      Sorry what’s a “c”

    • @allique__
      @allique__ 2 года назад +9

      oh my god I remember thorn it looked like a p combined with l

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад

      @@allique__ and what about the yogh
      ȝᴇs ʙᴇᴋᴀvs som ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴅᴇsᴇʀғ ᴛo ʙᴇ ʙʀoᴛ ʙᴀᴋ ᴀɴivvᴀȝ, ɴo ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ iғ þᴇȝ ғᴇll ouᴛ oғ usᴇ ғoʀ soᴍᴇ ʀᴇᴀsoɴ

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 2 года назад +25

      @@allique__ you remember thorn??? how old are you

  • @dylanvds3450
    @dylanvds3450 Месяц назад

    I love how he just slowly decreases the description you can read under the video to his alphabeth

  • @Ivie_Th3_B3atlemaniac_on_P4ws
    @Ivie_Th3_B3atlemaniac_on_P4ws 5 месяцев назад +1

    him: I expect everyone to be using this by the next 2 months.
    *3 years later*

  • @jj_mang0144
    @jj_mang0144 2 года назад +373

    3:09 I love how he specifically got rid of lower-case E and then wrote it a few seconds later.

    • @EyesAnimes
      @EyesAnimes 2 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @-jeff.-
      @-jeff.- 2 года назад +3

      what’s a C?

    • @jonathanyea3646
      @jonathanyea3646 2 года назад +9

      then he said no silent E’s but put one in his subscribe card

    • @choka3750
      @choka3750 2 года назад +1

      @@jonathanyea3646 He made some exceptions. When the E actually does smth. Such as subscribe, the E changes the sound of the "i".

    • @purple.st4rz_556
      @purple.st4rz_556 2 года назад

      @@jonathanyea3646 Then the word would be subscrib, which is sub....scrib(like the word scribble cut short), so like the reply above the e does somthing

  • @derpex16
    @derpex16 Год назад +500

    Mad respect for making the captions follow the alphabet👌

    • @PhyscoBoi
      @PhyscoBoi Год назад +6

      YEAH I SAW

    • @ashleyd8885
      @ashleyd8885 11 месяцев назад +1

      Same

    • @Cattycupcake
      @Cattycupcake 11 месяцев назад

      frr

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 9 месяцев назад +2

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

  • @Hyper7522
    @Hyper7522 Месяц назад

    For an actual perfect English Alphabet:
    1.Get rid of K
    2.Get rid of X
    3.Get rid of Q
    4.Get rid of Silent letters
    5.Add a letter for the “SH” sound, the “CH” sound and the “TH” sound.
    6.Add accents so for example if you add a specific accent to “A” it could make the “AY” sound or if you add a different accent it will be pronounced as “AR”.

  • @clawapex1017
    @clawapex1017 21 день назад

    I like how the subtitles actually change as new rules are introduced

  • @achyuthavm
    @achyuthavm 2 года назад +988

    In ye olden days 'u' & 'v' were the same letter so when they made 'w' they called it double-u. It was only later that a rounded 'v' was implemented to avoid confusion.

    • @skyranger9743
      @skyranger9743 2 года назад +26

      For Þe, which people pronounced as the, "Þ" was actually the character for "th"

    • @achyuthavm
      @achyuthavm 2 года назад +31

      @@skyranger9743 I know I actually want to bring þ back into þe alphabet, but if I typed wiþ it no one would understand.

    • @skyranger9743
      @skyranger9743 2 года назад +3

      @@achyuthavm Fair enough.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr 2 года назад +8

      Also another fail is that the e in extreme isn't silent... or the e in better....

    • @tweer64
      @tweer64 2 года назад +10

      In French it’s called Double V.

  • @Iamveryconfusedabout
    @Iamveryconfusedabout 2 года назад +1064

    I've seen many alphabet reform videos, spelling reforms are like a classic trope for new linguistics enthusiasts, and when you started knocking out C and Q I thought I knew where this was going. I was wrong. this video took a wonderful turn and addressed many important issues. it was also very narratively satisfying how the Egyptian alphabet stuff from the beginning got brought back in the end, excellent video excellent video

    • @Alex_Is_Not_Here
      @Alex_Is_Not_Here 2 года назад +6

      H was left in there :c its silence and you can subtitute for a j like jajajajaja or just o intead of oh

    • @miniepicness
      @miniepicness 2 года назад

      Alexa h isnt entirely silence tho
      try to say "hack" separate from "ack" or "jack" without it

    • @paperroll3105
      @paperroll3105 2 года назад +23

      @@Alex_Is_Not_Here if I saw someone writing jajajajaja and not hahahah I would be so confused fr

    • @Iamveryconfusedabout
      @Iamveryconfusedabout 2 года назад +4

      @Rhett nice ! I'm officially cool enough to copy

    • @anti-spiral159
      @anti-spiral159 2 года назад +7

      @@paperroll3105 Jajajaja is how you laugh in spanish, you need the H to laugh in english.

  • @IM-A-BANNANA
    @IM-A-BANNANA Месяц назад +1

    The closed captions have those new alphabet changes

  • @paisleystillman6877
    @paisleystillman6877 Месяц назад

    I CANT the captions follow the rules as they are implemented this is BEAUTIFUL

  • @matthewsherwood4881
    @matthewsherwood4881 2 года назад +1114

    Laughed so hard when he brought up cursive... especially because the picture he showed isn't actually English cursive; it's Russian cursive! (Which is, in fact, worse than normal English cursive anyway, because the differences between Russian printed letters and the cursive letters are much larger, but it's still funny because it gets his point across.)

    • @sofija642
      @sofija642 2 года назад +11

      I personally think cyrillic cursive is so much prettier than english cursive

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan Год назад +47

      @@sofija642 But that isn't the most important part of a writing system, is it? What matters is readability, and I don't know how you're supposed to see that as anything but scribbles.

    • @smethingreal1138
      @smethingreal1138 Год назад +11

      правда

    • @sofija642
      @sofija642 Год назад +18

      @@TheMGMfan That's correct. I didn't say it's important. Anyways it's readable if written properly. Most people I know use cyrillic cursive writing and I have no problem reading it.

    • @moonpony7490
      @moonpony7490 Год назад +15

      You right. I mean? My first thought was: "dude, you can't read it, because it's even NOT YOU'RE LANGUAGE"

  • @vannillaAJofficial204
    @vannillaAJofficial204 2 года назад +713

    0:09
    "but then they realised they didn't wanna draw 12 birds, 4 knives, 4 moplican guys and 53 other things just to say bandaid"
    basically my brain trying to process ancient egyptian language

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 2 года назад +24

      If I'm not mistaken, there are two ways to write it:
      - by using the concepts of the symbols, where that bird probably means "baby chicken"
      - by the first sound of each symbol, so say the name of the word is 'chicken', then the symbol would represent the sound 'ch' makes if used as a sound instead of a concept.

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 2 года назад +2

      @@Liggliluff that comment was a joke
      but ok

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 2 года назад +10

      @@vannillaAJofficial204 So what if it's a joke? I still liked that explanation, it's a fun fact

    • @thecybopdude2927
      @thecybopdude2927 2 года назад +2

      you mean 'mop lookin'?

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius 2 года назад

      I drew half of the different birds once (about 20), and then I never went back to trying to learn the hieroglyphs. I guess it broke me...

  • @mikewelker2460
    @mikewelker2460 3 месяца назад

    the fact the captions follow the rules of your alphabet (specific was spesifik) was top editing

  • @SRslow3130
    @SRslow3130 3 месяца назад +1

    in Brazil we use the cursive letters, it saves your hand from pain, you don´t need to remove the pencil from the paper (wich tires a lot). I vote for CURSIVE NUMBERS too.

    • @ahnz
      @ahnz Месяц назад

      “which”

  • @knull416
    @knull416 2 года назад +702

    The fact that the captions change according to changes he makes is amazing
    You get a standing ovation

    • @terminusfinity009
      @terminusfinity009 2 года назад +2

      ekstreme?

    • @lamonite
      @lamonite 2 года назад +7

      @@terminusfinity009 Xtreme

    • @adv78
      @adv78 2 года назад

      O no. i had to se the whol video again
      (I'm not doing alphas, sorry, way too much trouble)

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад +1

      thanks that was me

  • @Rat-ve1xi
    @Rat-ve1xi 2 года назад +137

    imagine having your toddler sing the alphabet as "q-w-e-r-t-y-u-i-o-p-a and cool sssssssss d-f-fh-j-k-l-z-x-v-b-n-m and birrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddd"

  • @Tempo_The_Cat
    @Tempo_The_Cat 5 месяцев назад

    I like how the captions follow the rules, they just get goofier the more rules are added

  • @timothy69420
    @timothy69420 6 месяцев назад

    i loved how the captions were following his rules by the alphabet lol

  • @vinijoncrafts2882
    @vinijoncrafts2882 Год назад +177

    Whoever made the subtitles is an ABSOLUTE beast.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 9 месяцев назад +14

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

    • @masongrey5907
      @masongrey5907 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@RichConnerGMN you also have a record to be the first guy that uses Alphabet 2

    • @Andyanddiana467
      @Andyanddiana467 6 месяцев назад

      Like Mr beast?

    • @Andyanddiana467
      @Andyanddiana467 6 месяцев назад

      @@masongrey5907 cool

  • @4orinrin
    @4orinrin 2 года назад +295

    as a linguist, i was gonna comment about my pain watching this
    and then the driftveil theme came and all the worries were *ground* away

    • @thecosplaycrafter8017
      @thecosplaycrafter8017 2 года назад +3

      As another linguist, I wonder if you can transcribe the comment that I just put on the video.

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 года назад +10

      @Fitz the dragon it depends what language youre intending it to be used; theres also different approaches to it
      if you purely ignore aesthetics and make this for english, indonesian’s alphabet is a good baseline where the ch sound just uses c, the rest of the letters are comparable to their IPA counterparts except making y be /j/ like in a lot of languages
      the “useless letters” would be x and q although i think /ks/ is the only *pair* of unvoiced consonants that becomes voiced intervocalically, so i think its reasonable to let x be its own letter still (also to reduce total letters used to for a given word)
      you could also argue getting rid of y and w and replacing with i and u
      now if you went with this guy’s approach where you use letter names, i gueeeeess you could have q for the sole purpose of the word queue (when you could just write cue within current spelling rules)
      changing the current english alphabet would also need you to account for what spelling system to use; if we completely change it to be more phonemic, the letter name approach would not work. and regardless of which you use, youre going to need to add at least one or two new vowel letters to account for all of them
      i would give you more than this whole ass essay but you can take that to my twitter dms if you care enough

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 года назад

      @Fitz the dragon it’s in my channel description

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 года назад

      i have an alt linked on my main twitter thats mainly for linguistics and world building; you can dm that if you prefer

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 года назад

      @Fitz the dragon not necessarily
      i just mentioned that there could be an argument for keeping x
      if i were to make my own alphabet that kept x, id make it only represent /ks/ not including when the s is a morpheme (e.g. plural, possessive, a verb tense, etc) so box and relax would have x but hacks would not

  • @dutchempiremapping
    @dutchempiremapping 3 месяца назад +1

    Bruh the subtitles are gold.

  • @geriandrukow2859
    @geriandrukow2859 28 дней назад

    I love it that used the same rules from his alphabet in the subtitles

  • @toby7451
    @toby7451 2 года назад +47

    teacher: alright kids! lets recite the alphabet. Jimmy, you go first
    Jimmy: Q W E R T Y U i O P a COOL S D F G H J K L Z X V b N M bird from egypt
    Teacher: ...what?

    • @randomaccount593
      @randomaccount593 3 месяца назад

      u dont have to write bird from egypt.
      just copy paste it
      here: 𓅱

  • @tabletopdrop4004
    @tabletopdrop4004 3 года назад +943

    This is the alphabet I’m teaching my kids

    • @OatsJenkins
      @OatsJenkins  2 года назад +220

      Instant prodigies

    • @angelcannon2840
      @angelcannon2840 2 года назад +19

      Yes 🙏 thankyou

    • @YamamotoTV2021
      @YamamotoTV2021 2 года назад +10

      What do you mean by “your kids?” Are you a teacher or a parent?

    • @fancykero
      @fancykero 2 года назад

      ‘-‘

    • @Scute_King
      @Scute_King 2 года назад +21

      @@YamamotoTV2021 bro it's a joke no need to ask questions

  • @rachellecurrie9517
    @rachellecurrie9517 Месяц назад

    I really like that you change the subtitles to the alphabet that you actually are using very funny

  • @KPXGamznstuf
    @KPXGamznstuf 2 месяца назад

    The facts the the captions are in his alphabet had me rolling😊😂

  • @djkapustka
    @djkapustka 2 года назад +632

    as a person who had unlimited access to internet as a child, it felt like a war flashback to see him put "o" as the third letter of the alphabet. chills down my spine literally.

    • @adrien7866
      @adrien7866 2 года назад +10

      what does abo mean 😟

    • @RedstoneAMISS09713
      @RedstoneAMISS09713 2 года назад +141

      @@adrien7866 "ABO" is Alpha Beta Omega
      It's a fanfiction thing
      Don't look it up if you're still innocent-minded please

    • @adrien7866
      @adrien7866 2 года назад +22

      @@RedstoneAMISS09713 oh god i know that but i didn't know it went by abo

    • @loreleihillard5078
      @loreleihillard5078 2 года назад +36

      @@adrien7866 if it's lowercase, it's a slur for Aboriginal people

    • @xxalterxx
      @xxalterxx 2 года назад

      @@EstStupidity Somali?

  • @gamercraft2600
    @gamercraft2600 9 месяцев назад +126

    The fact that this man made subtitles shows how much effort was put into this

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 9 месяцев назад +2

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) (and i'm not a man :3 )

    • @gamercraft2600
      @gamercraft2600 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@RichConnerGMNi did
      Not read the description
      *sorry*

  • @rainbowcornbabyshark719
    @rainbowcornbabyshark719 3 месяца назад

    The captions are so good every time he changes something it also changes the captions

  • @nataliewilkins7521
    @nataliewilkins7521 6 месяцев назад

    Omg, I just realized that in the captions he used his new alphabet to speak and say stuff instead of it just being normal english. Legend.

  • @mellembrnenema2219
    @mellembrnenema2219 Год назад +279

    Gotta love how the subtitles change along with the changes made, as the video progresses.

  • @drakegrandx5914
    @drakegrandx5914 2 года назад +450

    I love how he just casually announces that he expects everyone in the world to use the new alphabet within two months right before ending the video. 😂

  • @lucasglitch007
    @lucasglitch007 4 месяца назад +1

    I like how the subtitles uses the Alphabet 2

  • @glitch650-yi2xz
    @glitch650-yi2xz 10 часов назад

    I love how the subtitle just follow the changes through out the video

  • @minklemadness5532
    @minklemadness5532 Год назад +254

    I like how he casually realises the idiocy behind him removing certain letters by himself

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Год назад

      @xrag ever heard of ь or ъ, or even half the words in russian like "грустный", where the the 'т' is silent?

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Год назад

      @xrag чел, загугли просто фонетический разбор слова грустный и всё

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Год назад

      @xrag bro why do I gotta read a book from 1700 to learn about my language, the year is 2023 not 1700. Language isn't static, it evolves with the needs of the people and with the way they talk, and right now the 'т' in "грустный" is silent

  • @lofidreamer
    @lofidreamer 2 года назад +100

    Can we appreciate how J went from almost being cut, to the only letter to keep its capital and lowercase form? Heck yeah Jj!

  • @AubztheRtist-rx6gc
    @AubztheRtist-rx6gc 2 месяца назад

    i love how the subtitles change the more he fixes the alphabet

  • @_VeXx_OFFICIAL
    @_VeXx_OFFICIAL 3 месяца назад

    Tha fact he used the new alphabet for the subtitles makes me crack up😂😊

  • @a9plecloudju1ce
    @a9plecloudju1ce Год назад +131

    Just imagine having to sing the new alphabet
    "Q W E R T Y U, I O P A S D F, G H J.. K L Z, X V B N and M. Now I know my Q W E Next time won't you sing with me"

  • @Turtleycute
    @Turtleycute 2 года назад +406

    Actually, the way you pointed out the 'w' being called 'double u' is so interesting. The french actually do say 'double v' when talking about 'w' so I wonder why we said 'nah man, that's 2 u's put together'. 🤔

    • @peepeepoopoo88
      @peepeepoopoo88 Год назад +38

      Doublevé

    • @iwanttobeabillionaire1703
      @iwanttobeabillionaire1703 Год назад +12

      Roumania also. Probably a Latin gang thing
      PS: I have a duck video, a chicken video, a video where i am begging for money on Twitter, a walking video, a video where i am playing with my nuts. A short with a blog ... Also a patreon

    • @emdivine
      @emdivine Год назад +11

      jan misali has a very good video on the letter w and why/how that happened. the video is called:
      w

    • @Mescha_
      @Mescha_ Год назад +15

      That's actually very interesting. I'm studying German and learned this recently for an exam.
      The letter W did not exist in the early Middle Ages, nor was it pronounced as such, but as a double UU (I’m talking for German right now. Could be same for english cause the languages are related)
      It is due to the medieval script, which often wrote U as V (but it was pronounced U. Just written as V).
      So the W developed from the double VV (which is a double UU) and got a new sound over time (cause shit was hard to say back then and they wanted it easier).
      In English it’s called double U because it was indeed a double UU. In French it’s called double V because the letter looked like a double VV. In German we call it „Weh“ because it evolved in a totally new letter (and sound), so you know.. it needs a new name.

    • @doopy5932
      @doopy5932 Год назад +9

      I actually write 2 round UU's instead of sharp pointy VV's

  • @yelv
    @yelv 5 месяцев назад

    I love how he bans the silent E, but it shows up at the end where it says “subskribe

  • @NastyaTheSiren
    @NastyaTheSiren 4 месяца назад +1

    As a person who only writes in cursive, I’m illegal now.

  • @mann_man8556
    @mann_man8556 2 года назад +383

    This is the worst “fixed” version of the alphabet.It’s perfect.

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 2 года назад +7

      Honestly, I don't like this, I don't even understand what's going on, this is terrible

    • @buildintoships1220
      @buildintoships1220 2 года назад +24

      @@jamburga321 ur jealous you couldnt make a better alphabet

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 2 года назад

      @@buildintoships1220 Bro this is my opinion

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 2 года назад

      @@buildintoships1220 I don't like it

    • @loylem
      @loylem 2 года назад +18

      @@jamburga321 this whole video is a joke. chill 💀

  • @giuliopatruno7849
    @giuliopatruno7849 2 года назад +120

    "The Romans crafted the alphabet"
    Phoenicians: “Am I a joke to you?!”

    • @joji_kanell
      @joji_kanell 2 года назад +9

      i was about to say the same thing.
      the funniest fact is that the romans wasnt even the guys that created the first famous alphabet/language. IT WAS THE GREEKS! even the world alphabet is coming from the greek world αλφάβητο/άλφα-βήτα (alphabeto/alpha-beta)

    • @user-dn5jt3dr6w
      @user-dn5jt3dr6w 2 года назад +1

      @@joji_kanell yes , Roman's have stolen our Alphabet but we stole the Phoenician alphabet and we just add the sounds that were missing . (When I say we I mean Greeks, I just want to shown as useful)
      By the way you are either Greek or you are a human with brilliant knowledge.

    • @joji_kanell
      @joji_kanell 2 года назад +2

      @@user-dn5jt3dr6w well... I dont even know good english that they are eazy, so there would be no way i could learn the greek language if i was from other country. Soo yes. I am from greece. (By the way, greece is one of the best countries for holidays and she may have a great history, but these days, is the worst place to live. The fun part is than in ours "schools" some teachers are saying that we have to study because we are the future of the country, but the real reason we study is to leave greece. :,-)

    • @user-dn5jt3dr6w
      @user-dn5jt3dr6w 2 года назад +2

      @@joji_kanell Ελπίζω να μιλάς άρτια την ελληνική γλώσσα, διότι θα συνεχίσω τον διάλογο στα Ελληνικά. Λοιπόν τα Αγγλικά σου είναι εξαιρετικά μην έχεις αμφιβολία περί τούτου. Φάνηκε ότι γνωρίζεις την ελληνική γλώσσα διότι ήξερες ότι το alphabet is associated with the Greek αλφάβητο. Ως αναφορά το εκπαιδευτικό σύστημα στην Ελλάδα, πίστεψέ με δεν θες να αντικρύσεις αλλά εκπαιδευτικά συστήματα σε άλλες ηπείρους.

  • @RatGuy123
    @RatGuy123 Месяц назад

    I love how the captions change whenever he changes the alphabet

  • @davidmatthewbawalan852
    @davidmatthewbawalan852 3 месяца назад

    The big flaw here is the keyboard letters are mixed up because back then it was in alphabetical order and typewriters would often break because their typing was fast because they knew how the alphabet worked so they changed that so it would be random and that's how the "qwerty" design worked

  • @Elaine-fv7oj
    @Elaine-fv7oj 2 года назад +100

    I'm so disappointed that "ph" being an "f" sound wasn't banned

    • @b1battledroid882
      @b1battledroid882 2 года назад +11

      why the “S” and “h” for sh?
      why the “C” and “h” for ch?
      why does h corrupt every letter that comes before it?

    • @redmage777
      @redmage777 2 года назад +7

      @@b1battledroid882 H does that twice with "T" and does some suspicious things with "W" too. _That's_ it! _who_ would do such a _thing?_

    • @meraalnawashi
      @meraalnawashi 2 года назад +1

      @@redmage777 👌

    • @jameswest6161
      @jameswest6161 2 года назад +3

      @@b1battledroid882 you're onto something here

    • @nearo007
      @nearo007 2 года назад

      Guess we gonna to wait for the alphabet 3

  • @XDaniDiariesX
    @XDaniDiariesX Год назад +306

    Can we just appreciate, the amount of time my man took to edit the subtitles as his alphabet. How come barely anyone has noticed this. We need to sub to him for this

    • @alegoncalves472
      @alegoncalves472 Год назад +3

      I thought the same

    • @alya_leaf
      @alya_leaf Год назад +7

      so many people wrote that in the comments so many people noticed this lol

    • @Angelfn777
      @Angelfn777 Год назад +2

      Damn i didnt even realise

    • @crossiscool6681
      @crossiscool6681 Год назад +1

      Yeah like even when he says he is removing lower c- kase letters THE SUBTITLES KHANGETO KAPITAL LETTERS

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад +5

      that's the top comment, also thanks that was me

  • @Dubito_Fluffywolf
    @Dubito_Fluffywolf Месяц назад

    I love how when turning on closed captioning, the captions change too :D

  • @Therealnugget69
    @Therealnugget69 4 месяца назад +1

    I Like How The Captions Uses His Custom Alphebet

  • @ChillkittzGT
    @ChillkittzGT 2 года назад +192

    I love how the subtitles gets changed too while the letters being removed lol

  • @Crystal-to8hr
    @Crystal-to8hr 3 месяца назад

    Bro I love how the captions also follow the new alphabeta 😂❤

  • @therailwaymen2203
    @therailwaymen2203 6 месяцев назад

    The captions are absolutely perfect

  • @Kurse_of_Kall
    @Kurse_of_Kall 2 года назад +126

    "Instead of Queue you could say- ...." absolutely pricelessly, you earned yourself a sub, cheers mate

    • @mtlins7
      @mtlins7 Год назад +5

      Just say Kiwi

    • @soravichtechottiasnee7238
      @soravichtechottiasnee7238 Год назад

      How would you say kiwi then

    • @phase0400
      @phase0400 Год назад

      Aight who's gonna say it?
      Uh. Nobody it seems. Anyways, "Ksueue"

    • @pastiche9514
      @pastiche9514 Год назад

      @@soravichtechottiasnee7238 kouie

    • @tonyliu9493
      @tonyliu9493 Год назад

      @@pastiche9514 Cue. Oh wait C disapeared

  • @Bismarck-S
    @Bismarck-S 2 года назад +304

    As a speaker of a Nordic language, I am relieved that an English speaker finally realized that W should be called double V and not double U. I am so furious that this sadly is the case in real life, yet I am pleased knowing that at least some people understand what bullshit they are putting up with trying to convince other non-native English speakers that their W is a double U and not a double V.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 2 года назад +21

      In English, the sounds of U and V are quite different and W is closer to the U sound than a V sound. Also, English - for all its Saxon + Norman French bastard heritage - draws on the older Celtic languages of Britain, and you will notice that in certain surviving Celtic languages - such as Welsh - the W is indeed a double "U" sound.
      In short, W is a vowel in certain "British" languages, despite being viewed as a consonant in modern English. Therefore "double-U" not "double-V".
      Unlike Germans and others, we do not pronounce the W like a V.

    • @Bismarck-S
      @Bismarck-S 2 года назад +8

      @@wolf1066 This all is bullsh*t. The real reasons is because of romans and how their V's were pronounced as U's, and I knew that when I wrote the comment, yet my point still stands.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 2 года назад +11

      @@Bismarck-S Yes, I know that the V was a U sound in Latin. That still does not alter the fact that the W is pronounced like a literal double-U in the Welsh language and similarly-enough to a U in English words.
      So it's not remotely a "double V".

    • @hiddenvelix
      @hiddenvelix 2 года назад +3

      ... just pronounce it like "we"............. You never use double v or double u in a word.

    • @larissaheunis533
      @larissaheunis533 2 года назад +9

      my handwriting actually writes w like uu (curvy, not sharp) so in my case its accurate lol

  • @BOBGG223
    @BOBGG223 4 месяца назад

    love how the captions use the new alphabet he made. truly kool

  • @HyPixButNot
    @HyPixButNot 3 месяца назад

    The best part is that, with captions, it follows his language!

  • @dotYT1396
    @dotYT1396 Год назад +130

    the fact that you updated your subtitles with each revision makes me admire your dedication

    • @SapphoWLW
      @SapphoWLW Год назад +1

      This is awesome

    • @CHEM0_R4BB1T
      @CHEM0_R4BB1T Год назад

      Uh-huh, I noticed too

    • @bloom4861
      @bloom4861 Год назад

      So true

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 9 месяцев назад +1

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

  • @Malowith
    @Malowith 2 года назад +212

    The logos as signatures thing is literally just My Little Pony cutie marks.

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 2 года назад +8

      I thought of those wax stamps a lot of Asian countries use to sign things but that works too

    • @Hamilton-TheMusical
      @Hamilton-TheMusical 2 года назад +2

      STOP

    • @bricklord5017
      @bricklord5017 2 года назад

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I wanted to forget that!!!!!!

    • @Violence-Escalated
      @Violence-Escalated 2 года назад

      everything's fine till someone draws a swastika as their signature.

  • @Randomscratcher1527
    @Randomscratcher1527 4 месяца назад

    the fact that kaption slowly starts using the new alphabet over time is eXtreme

  • @I6g9o5r1
    @I6g9o5r1 3 месяца назад

    i really like the fact that captions change during the video