I Fixed the Alphabet

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @OatsJenkins
    @OatsJenkins  2 года назад +4873

    VERSION 3 OUT NOW ruclips.net/video/H333yyMqudU/видео.html

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 года назад +52

      A 3rd?!?!?!?

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 года назад +20

      @@Kyrkkk what

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 года назад +12

      @@Kyrkkk “bruh another”

    • @Kyrkkk
      @Kyrkkk 2 года назад +16

      @@ender5312 ᴇ

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 года назад +9

      @@Kyrkkk E

  • @rubub8455
    @rubub8455 2 года назад +13830

    The way the captions slowly adapt to the changes that you make is genius

    • @oliviacreagh7986
      @oliviacreagh7986 2 года назад +397

      I watched this video over again but with captions just because of this comment, damn you and thank you

    • @fionavivianandaiden3008
      @fionavivianandaiden3008 2 года назад

      W in France is double va

    • @adacskipper
      @adacskipper 2 года назад +204

      Holy shit, the video is literally twice as funny if you turn subtitles on

    • @Pointless-Content
      @Pointless-Content 2 года назад +51

      i NO RIT

    • @Meiseside
      @Meiseside 2 года назад +41

      I was thinking google has taken the wrong language again.

  • @asiyah4464
    @asiyah4464 2 года назад +24006

    Can we appreciate the fact that every time he makes a new decision the subtitle format changes to fit it
    edit: @RichConnerGMN did them, pretty cool !

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 2 года назад +5894

    A, B, O actually works really well as the starting letters cuz then the first three letters would also be the blood types and it’d be really easy to change any mention of “the ABC’s” cuz you could just finish off the curve with a sharpie. Keyboard order is good too tho

    • @ohzmosiss
      @ohzmosiss 2 года назад +577

      Wattpad writers would love this

    • @guccerice1162
      @guccerice1162 2 года назад +229

      @@ohzmosiss i hate that i understand

    • @sp4c1ng_0ut8
      @sp4c1ng_0ut8 2 года назад +277

      NO
      NOT ABO
      NEVER

    • @mmiaxyz
      @mmiaxyz 2 года назад +23

      @@guccerice1162 please explain

    • @guccerice1162
      @guccerice1162 2 года назад +249

      @@mmiaxyz ABO (alpha, beta, omega) is another term for omegaverse, a story trope in where humans are divided into three biological classes - alpha, beta, and omega - and experience rut/heat cycles regardless of gender.
      Alphas are at the top of the hierarchy and go through rut cycles. Betas are basically your average person. And omegas are at the bottom of the hierarchy and are the ones who go into heat.
      There are many ways one can go about writing it but it's because of this central idea that works that feature this trope are usually NSFW. Again, not always but usually.

  • @42Xgamer-e5d
    @42Xgamer-e5d Месяц назад +370

    I love how captions changed too😂

  • @T_FV
    @T_FV 2 года назад +4129

    In French we actually say "double V" for W and that's the only logical thing about this language

    • @itsriivan
      @itsriivan 2 года назад +118

      Spain does this too

    • @blackjackdaw7865
      @blackjackdaw7865 2 года назад +258

      As you are a French person please explain to me, why the heck, do I have to:
      multiply 4 and 20
      and then add 15
      just to say 95
      Why? Just why???

    • @randomperson1955
      @randomperson1955 2 года назад +71

      @@blackjackdaw7865 I think there's some language where you say 5*20-20/2 instead of 90

    • @mauringilles1563
      @mauringilles1563 2 года назад +130

      @@blackjackdaw7865 I think we used to count in a base-20 numeral system at some point during the Middle-Ages. We even used to say other horros such as "trois vingt" (three twentys) for 60, or even "six vingts" (six twentys) for 120, etc. For some reason, we just kept this base-20 system for numbers from 60 to 100.
      However, our Swiss and Belgian neighboors have the goodness to use "septente" (seventy) for "soixante-dix" (sixty-ten), "huitante" (eighty) for "quatre-vingt" (four-twenty) and "nonante" (ninety) for "quatre-vingt-dix" (four-twenty-ten).
      I don't know if you were expecting such a serious answer, but you've got one.

    • @blackjackdaw7865
      @blackjackdaw7865 2 года назад +58

      @@mauringilles1563 I wasn't really expecting a serious answer under a youtube coment but I was kinda hoping for one.
      Thank you.

  • @danitho
    @danitho 2 года назад +14996

    As someone who had to learn the history of the alphabet, this entire video is equally infuriating and humourous.

    • @flatbreadjk
      @flatbreadjk 2 года назад +368

      No just infuriating

    • @billywhizz09
      @billywhizz09 2 года назад +60

      @@flatbreadjk yeah I agree

    • @loganshark667
      @loganshark667 2 года назад +26

      @@billywhizz09 yep even more then POGO PEAS

    • @quacklord69
      @quacklord69 2 года назад +278

      A samuan hu had to lern the history of the alphabeta, this entire video is iqualy infuriating and humoros*

    • @gioiadelsapere
      @gioiadelsapere 2 года назад +16

      @@flatbreadjk honesty is good.

  • @Leron...
    @Leron... 2 года назад +30734

    The fact that you chose to call your version "Alphabet 2" instead of "Alphabetter" is all the reason I need not to trust it.

    • @fivehoursleep9709
      @fivehoursleep9709 2 года назад +1680

      Also the 'ph' is superfluous, could just be an f, so it should be alfabetr, 1/10

    • @Beasto
      @Beasto 2 года назад +782

      @@fivehoursleep9709 And he made α its own letter so it would be αbetr, or αβ (alphabeta)

    • @rellikx7519
      @rellikx7519 2 года назад +469

      Hear me out the first alphabet starts with alpha, the first Greek letter. So the second alphabet should be the betabet.

    • @stvksn
      @stvksn 2 года назад +162

      Just call it αβst

    • @ernestw955
      @ernestw955 2 года назад +72

      @@rellikx7519 more like betagam

  • @LaylaMarie-27
    @LaylaMarie-27 Месяц назад +14

    I love how the captions are also spelt the way you wanted

  • @miwubunz
    @miwubunz 2 года назад +3476

    the dedication that the one who made the subtitles put in is incredible.

    • @n0tk1tt3y
      @n0tk1tt3y 2 года назад +54

      Agreed.

    • @Gaiaschosen
      @Gaiaschosen 2 года назад +33

      A true madlad 👑

    • @littletreesandmore4664
      @littletreesandmore4664 2 года назад +13

      No one MAKES the subtitles it’s AI trying to hear what their saying

    • @n0tk1tt3y
      @n0tk1tt3y 2 года назад +108

      @@littletreesandmore4664 Actually (if you aren’t joking), there is a way for somebody to edit the subtitles for a video.

    • @Aegis4521
      @Aegis4521 2 года назад +36

      @@littletreesandmore4664 you can put your own if you want…

  • @thegameowl11
    @thegameowl11 2 года назад +9362

    If the alphabet was so good, why isn’t there a sequel.

    • @mihailoaleksic3330
      @mihailoaleksic3330 2 года назад +140

      This is a sequel, and if he didn't made an another sequel, he will for a couple of days

    • @Star17Platinum17
      @Star17Platinum17 2 года назад +61

      IT IS THE SEQUEL

    • @drog9235
      @drog9235 2 года назад +17

      @@mihailoaleksic3330 r/whoosh

    • @drog9235
      @drog9235 2 года назад +15

      @@Star17Platinum17 r/whoosh

    • @tgkyle
      @tgkyle 2 года назад +27

      too many bugs and complaints from the first release

  • @KarlDandelton
    @KarlDandelton 2 года назад +2165

    The signature just being a unique logo to be placed in a designated box is literally how they do document signing in Japan. The government sends you a personalized stamp that serves as your signature. So good job lol

    • @jan3386
      @jan3386 2 года назад +51

      everyone is a QR code for the government :o

    • @skuldragen
      @skuldragen 2 года назад +19

      a personalized stamp for everyone... , you mean like fingerprints? great job Japan.

    • @Gamebuilder2000
      @Gamebuilder2000 2 года назад +41

      @@skuldragen well i mean if you lose your fingers or arms you don't have a fingerprint or if your hands are damaged and the prints become unrecognizable-ish

    • @ravenneck1035
      @ravenneck1035 2 года назад +50

      Fun fact, hanko stamps aren't generally given by the government, in fact, you can buy a hanko stamp from your local daiso, which is kinda whack if you ask me...

    • @KarlDandelton
      @KarlDandelton 2 года назад +4

      @@ravenneck1035 Huh that is sorta whack lol. You're right tho I totally misremembered that factoid.

  • @DorkyDoodl
    @DorkyDoodl 2 месяца назад +42

    I love how when he kicks out a letter he stops using it in the captions lmao

  • @themoldysausage
    @themoldysausage 2 года назад +5740

    "Instead of signatures, everyone should just have logos." My man just reinvented a family crest

    • @mariostar13
      @mariostar13 2 года назад +158

      Or brought the concept of Japanese "signature stamps" to the English speaking world! Love it!

    • @1821-p6m
      @1821-p6m 2 года назад +67

      @@mariostar13 'signature stamps' have been used all across Asia not just Japan

    • @mariostar13
      @mariostar13 2 года назад +17

      @@1821-p6m Wow

    • @jeremvfx
      @jeremvfx 2 года назад +16

      Bruh when you do signature you have to do it unde 1 sec or 2 max but to make a logo à lot of people will have sames logo plus it will be super easy if you are a good drawer like me to copy the logos of other people . And It will take very too long to make the logo , if you have to do 10 signature on 10 pages it will take 5 minutes to do all the logos

    • @KidNamedPerson
      @KidNamedPerson 2 года назад +15

      @@jeremvfx bruh it was a joke

  • @FagitaWaffle
    @FagitaWaffle Год назад +769

    The fact the subtitles follow the rules of his new alphabet is just truly alphabetter.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад +23

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

    • @tokhote
      @tokhote Год назад +4

      @@RichConnerGMN You didn’t get rid of silent letter e

    • @japunaka
      @japunaka Год назад +3

      @@tokhoteUhm yes they did?

    • @FIZZEROLLI
      @FIZZEROLLI Год назад

      It is alphabetter😂😂

    • @eropoke
      @eropoke Год назад

      ⁠@@RichConnerGMNthanks a lot

  • @AlexanderCheong
    @AlexanderCheong 2 года назад +5310

    "No signature, everyone just has to have their own logo" this guy was 2 years ahead of everyone back in 2020 predicting the future NFT.

    • @mangouschase
      @mangouschase 2 года назад +128

      japanese system:

    • @maybemintmochi_
      @maybemintmochi_ 2 года назад +10

      @@mangouschase HAA

    • @justineazrort2708
      @justineazrort2708 2 года назад +54

      @@mangouschase oh yeh ahahah Japan has those personalized stamps. I think those are called Hanko

    • @davo8942
      @davo8942 2 года назад +30

      I will sign my son’s PG13 permission slip with my bored ape!

    • @jamesgizasson
      @jamesgizasson 2 года назад +17

      Not joking, I made up a little symbol to draw next to my signature.
      ...because I can't distinguish my own scribbling from anyone else's, I don't have the patience to perfect my penmanship, and I like to draw! X3

  • @Toaster-Kingofbread
    @Toaster-Kingofbread 2 месяца назад +27

    2:14 why do the subtitles match the videos

  • @cheyheun
    @cheyheun 2 года назад +2544

    him: "lets cancel c, q, and x"
    the Chinese: quaking right now
    for those who don't know, all 3 of those letters make unique sounds in Chinese that don't exist in English ;)

    • @cheyheun
      @cheyheun 2 года назад +31

      @Bee Sixteen ah that would make sense 👍wish you luck learning Chinese!

    • @evanven2429
      @evanven2429 2 года назад +8

      FORREAL

    • @theflashgamerhd9398
      @theflashgamerhd9398 2 года назад +43

      XQC

    • @Zeekiel
      @Zeekiel 2 года назад +8

      I was about to say that. You are so right!

    • @Conor-jr6lu
      @Conor-jr6lu 2 года назад +14

      But the Chinese don't use those letters, we do when writing their words/sounds in English. And you could do the same with the Alphabet made in this video too.

  • @GordonTheGamer
    @GordonTheGamer Год назад +739

    I love how the subtitles takes the rules he says and changes the sentences that are being said to be spelt the way it should with the new alphebet

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ Год назад +4

      The power of Ctrl+H

    • @Legokidstv
      @Legokidstv Год назад +6

      I was going to see if anyone also saw dis

    • @lumberapple8820
      @lumberapple8820 Год назад +3

      I was about to say the same thing

    • @r3tr0gaming-750
      @r3tr0gaming-750 Год назад +1

      100th like

    • @MASK3DS
      @MASK3DS Год назад +2

      I was literally about to comment the same thing lol 😂

  • @v0id_is_inactiv3
    @v0id_is_inactiv3 2 года назад +894

    The fact that the captions follow the rules he's making as he goes along >>>

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад +48

      thanks that was me

    • @pinkiroxe2417
      @pinkiroxe2417 Год назад +16

      @@RichConnerGMN your amazing!

    • @magmoet4341
      @magmoet4341 Год назад +2

      But how😊

    • @ShowGames_TV
      @ShowGames_TV Год назад +5

      @@RichConnerGMN huge respects to you man!

    • @len1254
      @len1254 Год назад +7

      The fakt that teh kaptions follow the ruleS heS making as he gos alobg

  • @Winnielewis-mz1ix
    @Winnielewis-mz1ix Месяц назад +26

    6:35 YOU SAID NO SILENT Es BUT SUBSCRIBE HAS A SILENT E

  • @achyuthavm
    @achyuthavm 2 года назад +987

    In ye olden days 'u' & 'v' were the same letter so when they made 'w' they called it double-u. It was only later that a rounded 'v' was implemented to avoid confusion.

    • @skyranger9743
      @skyranger9743 2 года назад +26

      For Þe, which people pronounced as the, "Þ" was actually the character for "th"

    • @achyuthavm
      @achyuthavm 2 года назад +31

      @@skyranger9743 I know I actually want to bring þ back into þe alphabet, but if I typed wiþ it no one would understand.

    • @skyranger9743
      @skyranger9743 2 года назад +3

      @@achyuthavm Fair enough.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr 2 года назад +8

      Also another fail is that the e in extreme isn't silent... or the e in better....

    • @tweer64
      @tweer64 2 года назад +10

      In French it’s called Double V.

  • @jj_mang0144
    @jj_mang0144 2 года назад +376

    3:09 I love how he specifically got rid of lower-case E and then wrote it a few seconds later.

    • @VCJSV
      @VCJSV 2 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @-jeff.-
      @-jeff.- 2 года назад +3

      what’s a C?

    • @jonathanyea3646
      @jonathanyea3646 2 года назад +9

      then he said no silent E’s but put one in his subscribe card

    • @choka3750
      @choka3750 2 года назад +1

      @@jonathanyea3646 He made some exceptions. When the E actually does smth. Such as subscribe, the E changes the sound of the "i".

    • @purple.st4rz_556
      @purple.st4rz_556 2 года назад

      @@jonathanyea3646 Then the word would be subscrib, which is sub....scrib(like the word scribble cut short), so like the reply above the e does somthing

  • @iamveryconfusedabout
    @iamveryconfusedabout 2 года назад +1068

    I've seen many alphabet reform videos, spelling reforms are like a classic trope for new linguistics enthusiasts, and when you started knocking out C and Q I thought I knew where this was going. I was wrong. this video took a wonderful turn and addressed many important issues. it was also very narratively satisfying how the Egyptian alphabet stuff from the beginning got brought back in the end, excellent video excellent video

    • @Alex_Is_Not_Here
      @Alex_Is_Not_Here 2 года назад +6

      H was left in there :c its silence and you can subtitute for a j like jajajajaja or just o intead of oh

    • @miniepicness
      @miniepicness 2 года назад

      Alexa h isnt entirely silence tho
      try to say "hack" separate from "ack" or "jack" without it

    • @paperroll3105
      @paperroll3105 2 года назад +23

      @@Alex_Is_Not_Here if I saw someone writing jajajajaja and not hahahah I would be so confused fr

    • @iamveryconfusedabout
      @iamveryconfusedabout 2 года назад +4

      @Rhett nice ! I'm officially cool enough to copy

    • @anti-spiral159
      @anti-spiral159 2 года назад +7

      @@paperroll3105 Jajajaja is how you laugh in spanish, you need the H to laugh in english.

  • @LazyP0tat0
    @LazyP0tat0 Месяц назад +4

    2:10 "spesifik" such gracious words~

  • @thischannelisded
    @thischannelisded 11 месяцев назад +318

    I absolutely love how the captions change depending on how he changes the alphabet, the attention to detail is just👌

    • @patriciaconnolly8138
      @patriciaconnolly8138 10 месяцев назад +9

      Oh that's why they're weird. I was 'konfused'.

    • @Naazneenf
      @Naazneenf 9 месяцев назад +5

      i no rit (I know right)

    • @daclub12345
      @daclub12345 9 месяцев назад +2

      Same

    • @TheLordofLoafs
      @TheLordofLoafs 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@Naazneenferm noe its “i knoe rite”

    • @Naazneenf
      @Naazneenf 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheLordofLoafs oops sory

  • @josephschubert6561
    @josephschubert6561 2 года назад +1404

    I like how this starts out semi-professional, but instead of actually going into why the sounds changed but not the letters, and going back and bringing "thorn" in again, or doing something similar to Hangul (the Korean alphabet, also the best one), it's just THE WORST (but funniest) "solution."

    • @TalesGrimm
      @TalesGrimm 2 года назад +29

      The real ones remember thorn

    • @inacruz5709
      @inacruz5709 2 года назад +18

      Sorry what’s a “c”

    • @allique__
      @allique__ 2 года назад +9

      oh my god I remember thorn it looked like a p combined with l

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад

      @@allique__ and what about the yogh
      ȝᴇs ʙᴇᴋᴀvs som ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴅᴇsᴇʀғ ᴛo ʙᴇ ʙʀoᴛ ʙᴀᴋ ᴀɴivvᴀȝ, ɴo ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ iғ þᴇȝ ғᴇll ouᴛ oғ usᴇ ғoʀ soᴍᴇ ʀᴇᴀsoɴ

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 2 года назад +25

      @@allique__ you remember thorn??? how old are you

  • @knull416
    @knull416 2 года назад +704

    The fact that the captions change according to changes he makes is amazing
    You get a standing ovation

    • @terminusfinity009
      @terminusfinity009 2 года назад +2

      ekstreme?

    • @lamonite
      @lamonite 2 года назад +7

      @@terminusfinity009 Xtreme

    • @adv78
      @adv78 2 года назад

      O no. i had to se the whol video again
      (I'm not doing alphas, sorry, way too much trouble)

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 2 года назад +1

      thanks that was me

  • @0Extreme0
    @0Extreme0 Месяц назад +13

    1:40 HOW YOU DARE

    • @Gamingroonblox
      @Gamingroonblox Месяц назад +3

      well aktualy its how dare you

    • @Chris-gk2vj
      @Chris-gk2vj Месяц назад +3

      Well actually you spelt it wrong

    • @0Extreme0
      @0Extreme0 Месяц назад

      Lol​@@Chris-gk2vj

    • @0Extreme0
      @0Extreme0 Месяц назад

      ​@@Gamingroonbloxlol

  • @matthewsherwood4881
    @matthewsherwood4881 2 года назад +1111

    Laughed so hard when he brought up cursive... especially because the picture he showed isn't actually English cursive; it's Russian cursive! (Which is, in fact, worse than normal English cursive anyway, because the differences between Russian printed letters and the cursive letters are much larger, but it's still funny because it gets his point across.)

    • @sofija642
      @sofija642 2 года назад +11

      I personally think cyrillic cursive is so much prettier than english cursive

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan 2 года назад +47

      @@sofija642 But that isn't the most important part of a writing system, is it? What matters is readability, and I don't know how you're supposed to see that as anything but scribbles.

    • @smethingreal1138
      @smethingreal1138 2 года назад +11

      правда

    • @sofija642
      @sofija642 2 года назад +18

      @@TheMGMfan That's correct. I didn't say it's important. Anyways it's readable if written properly. Most people I know use cyrillic cursive writing and I have no problem reading it.

    • @moonpony7490
      @moonpony7490 2 года назад +15

      You right. I mean? My first thought was: "dude, you can't read it, because it's even NOT YOU'RE LANGUAGE"

  • @tiral123
    @tiral123 Год назад +498

    Mad respect for making the captions follow the alphabet👌

    • @CrazyLinnnn
      @CrazyLinnnn Год назад +6

      YEAH I SAW

    • @ashleyd8885
      @ashleyd8885 Год назад +1

      Same

    • @Cattycupcake
      @Cattycupcake Год назад

      frr

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад +3

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

  • @Plexiate
    @Plexiate 2 года назад +636

    It seems you created that of a serial killers note left on scene in the 1970s.

  • @Swifte13_225
    @Swifte13_225 28 дней назад +9

    0:48 Justin Bieber vibes

  • @ValkryieM2842
    @ValkryieM2842 2 года назад +1489

    You definitely chose the wrong bird, every cool Egyptologist knows the best bird hieroglyph is G48 'Three chicks in a nest' - which just looks like a group of baby turkeys about to be turned into soup

    • @teslacactus1135
      @teslacactus1135 2 года назад +56

      i love how hieroglyphics are just referred to as numbers

    • @yennypea6335
      @yennypea6335 2 года назад +8

      ARE YOU MY MATH TEACHER?!

    • @evolvingminds
      @evolvingminds 2 года назад

      𓅸

    • @Alex_Is_Not_Here
      @Alex_Is_Not_Here 2 года назад +17

      @@teslacactus1135 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH the egyptian reaction to that would be the same as the reaction that we are seeing of the persons that learned alphabet history

    • @DominicHoneycutt
      @DominicHoneycutt 2 года назад +1

      Nerd

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 11 месяцев назад +190

    The fact that the subtitles adehere to the new rules as they are being created is just GOLD.

    • @oliverp7666
      @oliverp7666 10 месяцев назад +9

      𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱

    • @Ramen.h2
      @Ramen.h2 8 месяцев назад +2

      I was looking for this comment

    • @meloneill13
      @meloneill13 7 месяцев назад +3

      RONG LANGUAG

    • @SavannaSmoot-Brown
      @SavannaSmoot-Brown 6 месяцев назад +1

      Frrr I love it!

    • @LimaBean-jz7st
      @LimaBean-jz7st 5 месяцев назад

      Not exactly they said dumb and there’s no silent letters

  • @vinijoncrafts2882
    @vinijoncrafts2882 Год назад +177

    Whoever made the subtitles is an ABSOLUTE beast.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад +15

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

    • @masongrey5907
      @masongrey5907 Год назад +3

      @@RichConnerGMN you also have a record to be the first guy that uses Alphabet 2

    • @Andyanddiana467
      @Andyanddiana467 Год назад

      Like Mr beast?

    • @Andyanddiana467
      @Andyanddiana467 Год назад

      @@masongrey5907 cool

  • @Laynielove
    @Laynielove Месяц назад +3

    3:05 they’re called double us because in the past they used UU instead of VV

  • @gamercraft2600
    @gamercraft2600 Год назад +126

    The fact that this man made subtitles shows how much effort was put into this

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад +2

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) (and i'm not a man :3 )

    • @gamercraft2600
      @gamercraft2600 Год назад +2

      @@RichConnerGMNi did
      Not read the description
      *sorry*

  • @4orinrin
    @4orinrin 2 года назад +295

    as a linguist, i was gonna comment about my pain watching this
    and then the driftveil theme came and all the worries were *ground* away

    • @thecosplaycrafter8017
      @thecosplaycrafter8017 2 года назад +3

      As another linguist, I wonder if you can transcribe the comment that I just put on the video.

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 года назад +10

      @Fitz the dragon it depends what language youre intending it to be used; theres also different approaches to it
      if you purely ignore aesthetics and make this for english, indonesian’s alphabet is a good baseline where the ch sound just uses c, the rest of the letters are comparable to their IPA counterparts except making y be /j/ like in a lot of languages
      the “useless letters” would be x and q although i think /ks/ is the only *pair* of unvoiced consonants that becomes voiced intervocalically, so i think its reasonable to let x be its own letter still (also to reduce total letters used to for a given word)
      you could also argue getting rid of y and w and replacing with i and u
      now if you went with this guy’s approach where you use letter names, i gueeeeess you could have q for the sole purpose of the word queue (when you could just write cue within current spelling rules)
      changing the current english alphabet would also need you to account for what spelling system to use; if we completely change it to be more phonemic, the letter name approach would not work. and regardless of which you use, youre going to need to add at least one or two new vowel letters to account for all of them
      i would give you more than this whole ass essay but you can take that to my twitter dms if you care enough

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 года назад

      @Fitz the dragon it’s in my channel description

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 года назад

      i have an alt linked on my main twitter thats mainly for linguistics and world building; you can dm that if you prefer

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 года назад

      @Fitz the dragon not necessarily
      i just mentioned that there could be an argument for keeping x
      if i were to make my own alphabet that kept x, id make it only represent /ks/ not including when the s is a morpheme (e.g. plural, possessive, a verb tense, etc) so box and relax would have x but hacks would not

  • @lofidreamer
    @lofidreamer 2 года назад +100

    Can we appreciate how J went from almost being cut, to the only letter to keep its capital and lowercase form? Heck yeah Jj!

  • @SnapshotOfASoul
    @SnapshotOfASoul 23 дня назад

    The little logo thing was used in Korea for many years, you'd get your own signature stamp. I believe they still use them for some things, but it's mostly been outmoded by digital stuff.

  • @mellembrnenema2219
    @mellembrnenema2219 Год назад +278

    Gotta love how the subtitles change along with the changes made, as the video progresses.

  • @stevenbridges
    @stevenbridges 2 года назад +4644

    I legit expected this to be a legitimate attempt to improve the alphabet 😂

    • @frederikl.1642
      @frederikl.1642 2 года назад +366

      Same, but that expectation got subverted very quickly. Oh sorry, I mean "kwiklee".

    • @stevenbridges
      @stevenbridges 2 года назад +41

      @@frederikl.1642 😂

    • @hazelnutnougat582
      @hazelnutnougat582 2 года назад +69

      It is what are you talking about

    • @jabir5768
      @jabir5768 2 года назад +6

      Same lol

    • @juliandean2931
      @juliandean2931 2 года назад +74

      iDK WHaT UR ON HE MAD XELENT $HaNGE$

  • @Rat-ve1xi
    @Rat-ve1xi 2 года назад +139

    imagine having your toddler sing the alphabet as "q-w-e-r-t-y-u-i-o-p-a and cool sssssssss d-f-fh-j-k-l-z-x-v-b-n-m and birrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddd"

  • @Lobomotycore
    @Lobomotycore Месяц назад +9

    6:11 HOW DO WE EVEN DRAW THE BİRD

  • @vannillaAJofficial204
    @vannillaAJofficial204 2 года назад +714

    0:09
    "but then they realised they didn't wanna draw 12 birds, 4 knives, 4 moplican guys and 53 other things just to say bandaid"
    basically my brain trying to process ancient egyptian language

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 2 года назад +24

      If I'm not mistaken, there are two ways to write it:
      - by using the concepts of the symbols, where that bird probably means "baby chicken"
      - by the first sound of each symbol, so say the name of the word is 'chicken', then the symbol would represent the sound 'ch' makes if used as a sound instead of a concept.

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 2 года назад +2

      @@Liggliluff that comment was a joke
      but ok

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 2 года назад +10

      @@vannillaAJofficial204 So what if it's a joke? I still liked that explanation, it's a fun fact

    • @thegchdude2927
      @thegchdude2927 2 года назад +2

      you mean 'mop lookin'?

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius 2 года назад

      I drew half of the different birds once (about 20), and then I never went back to trying to learn the hieroglyphs. I guess it broke me...

  • @minklemadness5532
    @minklemadness5532 2 года назад +253

    I like how he casually realises the idiocy behind him removing certain letters by himself

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Год назад

      @xrag ever heard of ь or ъ, or even half the words in russian like "грустный", where the the 'т' is silent?

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Год назад

      @xrag чел, загугли просто фонетический разбор слова грустный и всё

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Год назад

      @xrag bro why do I gotta read a book from 1700 to learn about my language, the year is 2023 not 1700. Language isn't static, it evolves with the needs of the people and with the way they talk, and right now the 'т' in "грустный" is silent

  • @kidsarecomedians
    @kidsarecomedians 7 месяцев назад +172

    I love how they stayed true in the subtitles

    • @karinapayero
      @karinapayero 5 месяцев назад +3

      Me too

    • @i_fried_a_sign
      @i_fried_a_sign 4 месяца назад +2

      Same lmao

    • @SrTelis1
      @SrTelis1 2 месяца назад +2

      keyboards don't have it 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

    • @VikromBookung
      @VikromBookung 2 месяца назад

      Fr

    • @kidsarecomedians
      @kidsarecomedians Месяц назад

      @@VikromBookung yr

  • @Bye-j4y7i
    @Bye-j4y7i Месяц назад +5

    I have captions on and they used ur alphabet 4:34

  • @toby7451
    @toby7451 2 года назад +49

    teacher: alright kids! lets recite the alphabet. Jimmy, you go first
    Jimmy: Q W E R T Y U i O P a COOL S D F G H J K L Z X V b N M bird from egypt
    Teacher: ...what?

    • @a-random._account1
      @a-random._account1 9 месяцев назад

      u dont have to write bird from egypt.
      just copy paste it
      here: 𓅱

  • @djkapustka
    @djkapustka 2 года назад +631

    as a person who had unlimited access to internet as a child, it felt like a war flashback to see him put "o" as the third letter of the alphabet. chills down my spine literally.

    • @adriendAyEP
      @adriendAyEP 2 года назад +10

      what does abo mean 😟

    • @RedstoneAMISS09713
      @RedstoneAMISS09713 2 года назад +140

      @@adriendAyEP "ABO" is Alpha Beta Omega
      It's a fanfiction thing
      Don't look it up if you're still innocent-minded please

    • @adriendAyEP
      @adriendAyEP 2 года назад +22

      @@RedstoneAMISS09713 oh god i know that but i didn't know it went by abo

    • @loreleihillard5078
      @loreleihillard5078 2 года назад +37

      @@adriendAyEP if it's lowercase, it's a slur for Aboriginal people

    • @Voltagegeekin
      @Voltagegeekin 2 года назад

      @@EstStupidity Somali?

  • @Kurse_of_Kall
    @Kurse_of_Kall 2 года назад +126

    "Instead of Queue you could say- ...." absolutely pricelessly, you earned yourself a sub, cheers mate

    • @M_Feitosa7
      @M_Feitosa7 2 года назад +5

      Just say Kiwi

    • @soravichtechottiasnee7238
      @soravichtechottiasnee7238 2 года назад

      How would you say kiwi then

    • @phase0400
      @phase0400 2 года назад

      Aight who's gonna say it?
      Uh. Nobody it seems. Anyways, "Ksueue"

    • @pastiche9514
      @pastiche9514 2 года назад

      @@soravichtechottiasnee7238 kouie

    • @tonyliu9493
      @tonyliu9493 2 года назад

      @@pastiche9514 Cue. Oh wait C disapeared

  • @DoggyWoggyGames-l9n
    @DoggyWoggyGames-l9n Месяц назад +13

    5:13 thats just bad cursive

    • @4mia
      @4mia Месяц назад +1

      Fr tho

    • @kulichkun8709
      @kulichkun8709 Месяц назад +1

      This is the "cursive" of russian doctors. Almost all of them write that badly. That's why many Russians are used to deciphering such cursive.
      The picture says something about pregnancy, no complaints, satisfactory condition. On the left it says t=36.6°C, blood pressure 100/60.

    • @juniorguardado1354
      @juniorguardado1354 Месяц назад

      True

  • @XDaniDiariesX
    @XDaniDiariesX 2 года назад +306

    Can we just appreciate, the amount of time my man took to edit the subtitles as his alphabet. How come barely anyone has noticed this. We need to sub to him for this

    • @alegoncalves472
      @alegoncalves472 Год назад +3

      I thought the same

    • @avabavasava
      @avabavasava Год назад +7

      so many people wrote that in the comments so many people noticed this lol

    • @Angelfn777
      @Angelfn777 Год назад +2

      Damn i didnt even realise

    • @crossiscool6681
      @crossiscool6681 Год назад +1

      Yeah like even when he says he is removing lower c- kase letters THE SUBTITLES KHANGETO KAPITAL LETTERS

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад +5

      that's the top comment, also thanks that was me

  • @drakegrandx5914
    @drakegrandx5914 2 года назад +448

    I love how he just casually announces that he expects everyone in the world to use the new alphabet within two months right before ending the video. 😂

  • @Turtleycute
    @Turtleycute 2 года назад +405

    Actually, the way you pointed out the 'w' being called 'double u' is so interesting. The french actually do say 'double v' when talking about 'w' so I wonder why we said 'nah man, that's 2 u's put together'. 🤔

    • @peepeepoopoo88
      @peepeepoopoo88 2 года назад +38

      Doublevé

    • @iwanttobeabillionaire1703
      @iwanttobeabillionaire1703 2 года назад +12

      Roumania also. Probably a Latin gang thing
      PS: I have a duck video, a chicken video, a video where i am begging for money on Twitter, a walking video, a video where i am playing with my nuts. A short with a blog ... Also a patreon

    • @emdivine
      @emdivine 2 года назад +11

      jan misali has a very good video on the letter w and why/how that happened. the video is called:
      w

    • @Mescha_
      @Mescha_ 2 года назад +15

      That's actually very interesting. I'm studying German and learned this recently for an exam.
      The letter W did not exist in the early Middle Ages, nor was it pronounced as such, but as a double UU (I’m talking for German right now. Could be same for english cause the languages are related)
      It is due to the medieval script, which often wrote U as V (but it was pronounced U. Just written as V).
      So the W developed from the double VV (which is a double UU) and got a new sound over time (cause shit was hard to say back then and they wanted it easier).
      In English it’s called double U because it was indeed a double UU. In French it’s called double V because the letter looked like a double VV. In German we call it „Weh“ because it evolved in a totally new letter (and sound), so you know.. it needs a new name.

    • @doopy5932
      @doopy5932 2 года назад +9

      I actually write 2 round UU's instead of sharp pointy VV's

  • @meatballmafiaman
    @meatballmafiaman 2 месяца назад +3

    I love how in the subtitles, he replased every “c” with a “k” or “s” - the attention to detail is krazy
    edit: it’s not just that, but every time he makes a shange to a letter, the subtitles also shange to matsh it 🤩

  • @Bismarck-S
    @Bismarck-S 2 года назад +304

    As a speaker of a Nordic language, I am relieved that an English speaker finally realized that W should be called double V and not double U. I am so furious that this sadly is the case in real life, yet I am pleased knowing that at least some people understand what bullshit they are putting up with trying to convince other non-native English speakers that their W is a double U and not a double V.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 2 года назад +21

      In English, the sounds of U and V are quite different and W is closer to the U sound than a V sound. Also, English - for all its Saxon + Norman French bastard heritage - draws on the older Celtic languages of Britain, and you will notice that in certain surviving Celtic languages - such as Welsh - the W is indeed a double "U" sound.
      In short, W is a vowel in certain "British" languages, despite being viewed as a consonant in modern English. Therefore "double-U" not "double-V".
      Unlike Germans and others, we do not pronounce the W like a V.

    • @Bismarck-S
      @Bismarck-S 2 года назад +8

      @@wolf1066 This all is bullsh*t. The real reasons is because of romans and how their V's were pronounced as U's, and I knew that when I wrote the comment, yet my point still stands.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 2 года назад +11

      @@Bismarck-S Yes, I know that the V was a U sound in Latin. That still does not alter the fact that the W is pronounced like a literal double-U in the Welsh language and similarly-enough to a U in English words.
      So it's not remotely a "double V".

    • @hiddenvelix
      @hiddenvelix 2 года назад +3

      ... just pronounce it like "we"............. You never use double v or double u in a word.

    • @larissaheunis533
      @larissaheunis533 2 года назад +9

      my handwriting actually writes w like uu (curvy, not sharp) so in my case its accurate lol

  • @Normee
    @Normee 2 года назад +231

    grayt video! I lurnd a lot, now i speak perfekt english

  • @LilyFlower2818
    @LilyFlower2818 Год назад +62

    I love that as he goes along with revising the alphabet, the subtitles change to fit the new alphabet. And the best part is, even without hearing the words, I could still understand it.

    • @alviemorales6109
      @alviemorales6109 Год назад

      bruh

    • @marlonvalbuenar37
      @marlonvalbuenar37 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад +1

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

  • @nikadoesart
    @nikadoesart Месяц назад +9

    4:17 a/b/o. Shut up brain im sure it has nothing to do with A/B/O

    • @kleptomaniakrow
      @kleptomaniakrow 21 день назад

      pls remember slashes bc otherwise its a slur

    • @nikadoesart
      @nikadoesart 21 день назад

      @kleptomaniakrow thanks, I didn't know

    • @kleptomaniakrow
      @kleptomaniakrow 20 дней назад

      @@nikadoesart np! happy 2 help

  • @Iapetus7849
    @Iapetus7849 2 года назад +121

    "The Romans crafted the alphabet"
    Phoenicians: “Am I a joke to you?!”

    • @joji_kanell
      @joji_kanell 2 года назад +9

      i was about to say the same thing.
      the funniest fact is that the romans wasnt even the guys that created the first famous alphabet/language. IT WAS THE GREEKS! even the world alphabet is coming from the greek world αλφάβητο/άλφα-βήτα (alphabeto/alpha-beta)

    • @АннаМарияВалескова
      @АннаМарияВалескова 2 года назад +1

      @@joji_kanell yes , Roman's have stolen our Alphabet but we stole the Phoenician alphabet and we just add the sounds that were missing . (When I say we I mean Greeks, I just want to shown as useful)
      By the way you are either Greek or you are a human with brilliant knowledge.

    • @joji_kanell
      @joji_kanell 2 года назад +2

      @@АннаМарияВалескова well... I dont even know good english that they are eazy, so there would be no way i could learn the greek language if i was from other country. Soo yes. I am from greece. (By the way, greece is one of the best countries for holidays and she may have a great history, but these days, is the worst place to live. The fun part is than in ours "schools" some teachers are saying that we have to study because we are the future of the country, but the real reason we study is to leave greece. :,-)

    • @АннаМарияВалескова
      @АннаМарияВалескова 2 года назад +2

      @@joji_kanell Ελπίζω να μιλάς άρτια την ελληνική γλώσσα, διότι θα συνεχίσω τον διάλογο στα Ελληνικά. Λοιπόν τα Αγγλικά σου είναι εξαιρετικά μην έχεις αμφιβολία περί τούτου. Φάνηκε ότι γνωρίζεις την ελληνική γλώσσα διότι ήξερες ότι το alphabet is associated with the Greek αλφάβητο. Ως αναφορά το εκπαιδευτικό σύστημα στην Ελλάδα, πίστεψέ με δεν θες να αντικρύσεις αλλά εκπαιδευτικά συστήματα σε άλλες ηπείρους.

  • @sokcheachheng103
    @sokcheachheng103 11 месяцев назад +56

    The letters A Q R T U are a must have since they can literally make a sentence.
    For example: U R A Q T

  • @halahlo8046
    @halahlo8046 2 года назад +185

    I had captions on and props to this man for using his own alphabet (2:06) it really adds

    • @frospitality
      @frospitality 2 года назад +6

      I had kaptions on and props to this man for usin his own alphabet (2:06) it really adds*

    • @angelicamunoz9572
      @angelicamunoz9572 2 года назад

      @@frospitality Isn't G still existing?
      Oh yeah spelling mistake.

    • @frospitality
      @frospitality 2 года назад

      @@angelicamunoz9572 oh.

    • @LuxembourgishMapping
      @LuxembourgishMapping 2 года назад

      The caption is cryllic now, but Latin word is still here.

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 Год назад

      ⁠@@LuxembourgishMapping Ҁұгїԏїҁ

  • @AlexARY3
    @AlexARY3 Месяц назад +1

    I saw this when it first came out like within the first week. 1. I cant believe its been 4 years, 2. This guy has changed!!

  • @mann_mans
    @mann_mans 2 года назад +382

    This is the worst “fixed” version of the alphabet.It’s perfect.

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 2 года назад +7

      Honestly, I don't like this, I don't even understand what's going on, this is terrible

    • @buildintoships1220
      @buildintoships1220 2 года назад +24

      @@jamburga321 ur jealous you couldnt make a better alphabet

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 2 года назад

      @@buildintoships1220 Bro this is my opinion

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 2 года назад

      @@buildintoships1220 I don't like it

    • @loylem
      @loylem 2 года назад +18

      @@jamburga321 this whole video is a joke. chill 💀

  • @ChillkittzGT
    @ChillkittzGT 2 года назад +193

    I love how the subtitles gets changed too while the letters being removed lol

  • @tabletopdrop4004
    @tabletopdrop4004 3 года назад +944

    This is the alphabet I’m teaching my kids

    • @OatsJenkins
      @OatsJenkins  3 года назад +219

      Instant prodigies

    • @YamamotoTV2021
      @YamamotoTV2021 2 года назад +10

      What do you mean by “your kids?” Are you a teacher or a parent?

    • @fancykero
      @fancykero 2 года назад

      ‘-‘

    • @Scute_King
      @Scute_King 2 года назад +22

      @@YamamotoTV2021 bro it's a joke no need to ask questions

    • @Krakyy
      @Krakyy 2 года назад +28

      @@YamamotoTV2021 its a joke, also is it illegal to have kids or something?? when someone says they have kids do you seriously jump to the conclusion that they are a kidnapper or something? was your brain reconstructed by a blind person or something?

  • @AmeerahLerizzeLuna
    @AmeerahLerizzeLuna Месяц назад

    I love how the captions just does what you do like when you removed the c every word that you say just replaces with a "k" or "k with any letter paired"

  • @a9plecloudju1ce
    @a9plecloudju1ce 2 года назад +132

    Just imagine having to sing the new alphabet
    "Q W E R T Y U, I O P A S D F, G H J.. K L Z, X V B N and M. Now I know my Q W E Next time won't you sing with me"

    • @willofthewinds3222
      @willofthewinds3222 2 года назад +24

      Missed Cool Egyptian Bird, and you mispronounced Cool S

    • @njfgrmygd2509
      @njfgrmygd2509 2 года назад +7

      you missed bird from egypt

    • @chesster1312
      @chesster1312 2 года назад +4

      @Haji Mohammad Raihan same lol

    • @eIIaaaaa
      @eIIaaaaa 2 года назад +4

      @Haji Mohammad Raihan SAME

    • @lanphuong9758
      @lanphuong9758 2 года назад

      Bird from egypt
      Is a period

  • @Julian_Bertsch
    @Julian_Bertsch 2 года назад +47

    I came here thinking this was an actual linguistic explanation on how to improve the alphabet but this is way better

  • @avadrumm
    @avadrumm 2 года назад +161

    As much a joke as this might be, it's honestly probably one of the more likely alphabet remakes to really happen

    • @faereman
      @faereman 2 года назад +13

      True, especially 🐦

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 Год назад +1

      you have the same pfp as me

  • @SalemRodriguez-sl2on
    @SalemRodriguez-sl2on Месяц назад +2

    5:14 How my seat partner at school writes😂😂

  • @Elaine-fv7oj
    @Elaine-fv7oj 2 года назад +101

    I'm so disappointed that "ph" being an "f" sound wasn't banned

    • @htwtrbg1
      @htwtrbg1 2 года назад +11

      why the “S” and “h” for sh?
      why the “C” and “h” for ch?
      why does h corrupt every letter that comes before it?

    • @redmage777
      @redmage777 2 года назад +7

      @@htwtrbg1 H does that twice with "T" and does some suspicious things with "W" too. _That's_ it! _who_ would do such a _thing?_

    • @meraalnawashi
      @meraalnawashi 2 года назад +1

      @@redmage777 👌

    • @jameswest6161
      @jameswest6161 2 года назад +3

      @@htwtrbg1 you're onto something here

    • @nearo007
      @nearo007 2 года назад

      Guess we gonna to wait for the alphabet 3

  • @sphygo
    @sphygo 2 года назад +368

    I always thought C would be better off meaning "ch" instead of having a dedicated pairing for that sound, and then it wouldn't take up the same spot as S or K either. Chart becomes cart. Cart would be spelled kart. Much would be spelled Muc. Cildren, Cosen, Coose, Ouc, etc. You get the idea. Spelling "much" as "mush" made me think of sharing this, thanks to the captions at 4:47 And we might as well use the bird symbol for "sh" too, because why not.

    • @laryb.5136
      @laryb.5136 2 года назад +10

      exactly, how do we make the ch sound without a c haha

    • @sharpeningtheaxe
      @sharpeningtheaxe 2 года назад +8

      In Spanish CH is it’s own letter, but the Spanish alphabet has many of the same problems the English one does

    • @sharpeningtheaxe
      @sharpeningtheaxe 2 года назад +5

      @@laryb.5136 Maybe kh? It’s not doing anything currently

    • @aonairskies
      @aonairskies 2 года назад +8

      The Turkish alphabet does this, Ç is the Ch sound. C is like G in George and K is K, S is S. Not that hard, really. English has one of the least phonetic alphabets in the world.

    • @AbsoluteHuman
      @AbsoluteHuman 2 года назад +6

      Ch and Sh also exist in Russian as Ч and Ш
      English also needs that sweet Th letter back!

  • @Malowith
    @Malowith 2 года назад +212

    The logos as signatures thing is literally just My Little Pony cutie marks.

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 2 года назад +8

      I thought of those wax stamps a lot of Asian countries use to sign things but that works too

    • @Hamilton-TheMusical
      @Hamilton-TheMusical 2 года назад +2

      STOP

    • @bricklord5017
      @bricklord5017 2 года назад

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I wanted to forget that!!!!!!

  • @Wowowzz
    @Wowowzz 26 дней назад +1

    5:10 oh thats the Russian cursive of our doctors! Btw, russian cursive is the most confusing type of cursive in my opinion. Cause we turn a T into m and we have these letters that are either silent or dont even make noise at all??? ш,щ,ь,ъ,ю,й,ы,ф,ж.

  • @thebutterattack1239
    @thebutterattack1239 2 года назад +90

    I went through so many emotions with this. At first, I felt my heart drop when the C was removed. I felt confusion at the Q's death. I laughed for a time, and when we reached the end I was upset, angry even. But thankfully, it was all saved when you reintroduced BIRD to the alphabet, my heart has been lifted and my life is complete. Goodbye xylophone but written in cursive, you will be missed.

  • @vitality.612
    @vitality.612 2 года назад +314

    Beautiful.
    This man will be written down in history as the man that invented the "αλΦαβετα"

    • @Zendarolin
      @Zendarolin 2 года назад +9

      *ALFABET

    • @vitality.612
      @vitality.612 2 года назад +2

      @@Zendarolin My bad

    • @jonathannorthcutt9096
      @jonathannorthcutt9096 2 года назад +11

      αλΦαβετα, actually...

    • @awelko
      @awelko 2 года назад +3

      @@IAGamingWay it's not what they meant
      He said it's an alphabeta in the vid, so they wrote it phonetically in greek
      As we don't have those (alpha-beta) in the Latin alphabet

    • @LittleWhole
      @LittleWhole 2 года назад +4

      @@IAGamingWay It's άλφα βήτα not άλφα βίτα

  • @rovillonYT
    @rovillonYT Год назад +56

    this guy even went through subtitles to remove the deleted letters...
    RESPECT 👍🏻

    • @objectssituatedReal
      @objectssituatedReal Год назад

      He added the stuff as the video went on too

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

  • @itzhenryh
    @itzhenryh 15 дней назад

    I love how he made the captions change over the times that he got rid of the letters and made the letters different

  • @Emery1237
    @Emery1237 2 года назад +223

    Can we just appreciate how he made the captions follow his alphabet language 😂

    • @jordanhasch2544
      @jordanhasch2544 2 года назад +11

      That hurt more than watching him decimate the alphabet. He really f'd it up. I still don't know why I continue to laugh at it; it sucker punched me and ran my face into a plate glass window.

    • @monsYbaby
      @monsYbaby 2 года назад +4

      @@jordanhasch2544 that was a bit dramatic but ok

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 года назад +2

      *THE CAPTIONS HAVE THE VIRUS TOO?!?!*

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 2 года назад +2

      @@jordanhasch2544 im glad i could do that to you

  • @seannyyx
    @seannyyx 2 года назад +83

    The fact you went to the trouble of updating the subtitles as you went along was just beautiful conviction to the project.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

    • @seannyyx
      @seannyyx Год назад

      @@RichConnerGMN bravo 👏 proper conviction to the project!

  • @SubLTK
    @SubLTK 2 года назад +522

    Fun fact: When first invented the manual typewriters, they had keys arranged in an alphabetical order, but people typed so fast that the mechanical character arms got "tangled up". So the keys were randomly positioned to "slow down" typing and prevent key jams.

    • @liagamer4265
      @liagamer4265 2 года назад +61

      Thats funny because we still type fast, just got adjusted to the new order :)

    • @lelrond
      @lelrond 2 года назад +123

      I'm pretty sure that the actual problem wasn't people typing too fast, as they were required to keep up with conversations for the sake of logging.
      The issue with an alphabetical order was more about how many often used letters lied next to or near each other. Though that could obviously have been prevented by typing slower, that wasn't really a viable option if typewriting was to be used i.e. in courts, so the order was changed to *preserve* pace, not slow it down.

    • @martin0499
      @martin0499 2 года назад +7

      @@lelrond you're correct, you can still type fast in a qwerty typewriter and not get it jammed

    • @magorostravsky5732
      @magorostravsky5732 2 года назад +4

      I guess nobody understand Now how old typewriters worked. Today order was truly arranged to slow down typing. For example in past there was czech (i think, but i'm not 100% sure) attempt organize letters according to their usage. I don't know what was So different compare to others letter orders, but problém was same. Mechanical parts was slower than writing person.

    • @skyemonkey1822
      @skyemonkey1822 2 года назад +4

      typewriters are long gone, why do we keep using QWERTY or DVORAK?? Let the next gen follow the alphabetical order, while the QWERTY users can choose between old and new versions. Millennials have been through the transitioning of floppy disks to CDs to smartphones, keyboard transition is not that challenging. Even though I'm very used to QWERTY, it's like an ITCH in my brain because there is no valid reason to follow QWERTY anymore. If someone could help scratch this itch, it would be much appreciated.

  • @TimberWolfPaws
    @TimberWolfPaws Месяц назад +1

    i think it's funy how capshons get mor kaotic
    (Translation: I think it's funny how captions get more chaotic)

  • @king_jumpy1
    @king_jumpy1 2 года назад +58

    6:18 this looks like the thing you'd see in a high school vocabulary textbook

    • @aaronspeedy7780
      @aaronspeedy7780 2 года назад +4

      High school has a vocabulary textbook? Is this a thing in other countries, because I've never seen this in the US

  • @rubytheobald3768
    @rubytheobald3768 4 года назад +166

    I don’t know how it took me this long to watch this but my life is changed

    • @Zextranet
      @Zextranet 3 года назад +4

      A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, New tone "G" or Dg - (J), K, L, M, N, O, P, Kwe/Kwu - (Q), R, S, T, U, V, Uue - (W), Ks - (X), Eie - (Y), Z,
      New Letters :
      Rr:
      Replaced by "R"s with a Roaring Sound
      Rule = Rr - 'R'a → Rra, .(also applies to E, O, U) . . , Rr - 'R'ie or 'R'i →/→ Rrie or Rri
      Ex. = Respiration → Rrespirration
      [Kw]u and [Kw]e:
      Replaced by "Q"s with a "Uh" sound after ([Kw]u), Replaced by "Q"s with a "Ue" or "E" sound after
      Rule = 'Qu'a → Kwua ([Kw]u), 'Qu'e → Kwue
      Ex. = Quantum → Kwuantum ([Kw]u), Question → Kwestion ([Kw]e)
      New tone "G" or Dg:
      Replaced by "J"s with a Similar "G" sound
      Rule = New tone "G" for "G"s partnered with "E", "Y" and "A", Dg for "G"s partnered with "I", "O", "U"
      Ex. = Junction → Dgunction (Dg), Janitor → Ganitor (New tone "G")

  • @didnt_ask_for_handle
    @didnt_ask_for_handle 2 года назад +85

    Alternate title: English person discovers what it's like having phonetically correct spelling

  • @dogekid7
    @dogekid7 2 месяца назад +1

    The fact the captions still match the video’s grammar

  • @ataistaken
    @ataistaken 2 года назад +62

    I kinda like how he customized all the subtitle of context. Respect the effort.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 2 года назад +3

      thanks that was me actually

    • @ataistaken
      @ataistaken 2 года назад +3

      @@RichConnerGMN well respect your effort then.

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 Год назад

      @@ataistakenrespekt* kontXt* kustomizd* lik* al* v* subtitl* efrt*

  • @inqui
    @inqui 2 года назад +212

    5:08 Actually that's a handwriting in Russian. For those who wonder, it's a medical record entry (the infamous doctor's handwriting in Russian-speaking countries). Though it's almost completely in Russian, there's some Latin script letters (notice "t 36,6" at the beginning of the second line, which is a normal temperature in °C). Not sure I could decipher 100% of it, but most of it is still barely readable, once you know what to expect.

    • @davo8942
      @davo8942 2 года назад

      Thats not Russian. It’s Armenian.

    • @inqui
      @inqui 2 года назад +17

      Nope, thats definitely Russian.

    • @vvitchhhh
      @vvitchhhh 2 года назад +31

      @@davo8942 No, it’s not
      It’s definitely Russian, but illegible since it is a doctor’s handwriting, and all of them write in cursive in a rush
      I can recognise most words as “на приеме” = “at (doctor’s) appointment” (it was used twice) or “состояние удовлетворительное” = “general condition is satisfactory”, or “переменность” = “variability”, or “жалоб нет” = “no complaints”

    • @ShesHalfAPerson
      @ShesHalfAPerson 2 года назад +3

      I was pretty sure of that! I never learned to write in cyrillic but can still tell that squiggle madness apart lol insane

    • @ПолинаКуркотова
      @ПолинаКуркотова 2 года назад +3

      I`ve just thought of pointing that out! I believe the author didn`t know that he had more problems with understanding it than illegible handwriting

  • @M_STUDIO_channel
    @M_STUDIO_channel 2 года назад +101

    Everyone needs to have their own logo. Genius

    • @juniperkitkatstudios8234
      @juniperkitkatstudios8234 2 года назад +6

      I'm still going to use my signature because it's not cursive

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 2 года назад +3

      The Japanese already do this with their signature stamps.

  • @luvlyyycattt
    @luvlyyycattt 2 месяца назад +1

    I love how the subtitles match what he’s doing to the alphabet 😂

  • @AlbertAnderson-t1w
    @AlbertAnderson-t1w Год назад +24

    The fact that the captions on the video changed too is just insane. Your videos are insanely detailed. Also I will be using this alphabet now! 💗

  • @jxdwiga_artt
    @jxdwiga_artt 2 года назад +245

    Can we appreciate that he even changed the font of the subtitles on this video to look like his version of the alphabet? xD

    • @sunnafae.1886
      @sunnafae.1886 2 года назад +6

      Oh he did! Cool!

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Год назад +1

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

    • @jxdwiga_artt
      @jxdwiga_artt Год назад

      @@RichConnerGMN oh I didn't notice soz xD

  • @hunterpennington439
    @hunterpennington439 8 месяцев назад +17

    So im here rewatching this again like 2 years later and I have the subtitles on. I love that you spelled the subtitles with the new alphabet as the video went on. I really like it when youtubers put little notations or fun things like this in subtitles

  • @Strawberrymatchafruitsando
    @Strawberrymatchafruitsando 2 дня назад +1

    I love how the captions change to his version😂

  • @abraruralam3534
    @abraruralam3534 2 года назад +38

    This is how relaxed and casual I want to sound when giving presentations

  • @abiggruntythirst
    @abiggruntythirst 2 года назад +36

    I love how you made the subtitles change slowly as the video went on to show the progress you have made

  • @SillyPerrin
    @SillyPerrin 2 года назад +16

    Haha I like it when the captions change as you fix the alphabet. Or should I say, "Hᴀʜᴀ i ʟiᴋ iᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴀᴘᴛiᴏɴŜ̬ ᑫʜᴀɴɢ ᴀŜ̬ ᴜ ғix ᴛʜᴇ aʟᴘʜaßᴇᴛ𓅱"