My parents watched jerry springer and telenovelas My sister watched jersey shore Now i watch lolcows. It does not matter what race, culture or socioeconomic status, drama has universal appeal to everyone Detractors are usually normal people, but like any subculture there will always be weird chronically online ones that are obsessed
Phil is the definition of the guy that leaves a comment "dont care about your opinion" but then writes a two thousand word essay how little he cares about your opinion
With that being said, why dont I care about your opinion??? Because YOU ARE A MORAHN, I have a 15 year Begacy Oahkay!? I am NOT like the other youtubers who just shill pointless products, run ads, and get millions of views..Im a small youtuber Oahkay? So You punching down with your comments is STUPID. I dont do DRAMA, I dont need it, Who gives a fuck about lawlcaows!? IM NOT A LAWLCAOW!! But anyway, Supports been slow tonight, I dont know if its trolls and detractors meeting in secret discords **SNORT** buht, this isnt good mahn! We got ZERO contributions, no memberships and a few super chats..This isnt good Guise! I need your buy in, I need your support!
Im guilty of that... Ive learned just to say "Not interested..." or "this is absurd" and end it there. Its just social media anad a post no one will ever see for more then a few hours at best. Hardly not worth enganging beyond that.
@@yurikendal4868 Same here. Sometimes you have to just actually not care about a thing rather than go on about what you don't like about it. But to be clear, I actually care about the Snortex. There is something wrong with me. I have to see what happens next.
I’ve been watching Phil’s shenanigans for a long time, but I really think the Side Scrollers interview broke him. That was the first time in almost a decade that he actually interacted with people for an extended period of time, and it showed how out of touch he is to reality. After it, he’s shut himself out even more and has coping segments like this almost every week at this point preaching to his audience who will mindlessly accept everything he says. He can never disprove or refute anything that is said in the Turkey Tom video because he tries to justify everything by saying it’s “out of context” or “in the past” and “he’s a better person.” But he fails to understand that, like is shown in the Dent Sea Scrolls, he is and always will be that same obnoxious person who hasn’t matured past his teenage years that nobody can stand to be around or associate with. He may have been making money back in the day and is “the most prolific RUclipsr,” but he has always been a failure in the grand scheme of his career, crying because the whole RUclips landscape evolved around him and left him in the dust. His pride will never let him accept this fact.
More than a decade of never having his opinions challenged or refuted has only increased his sense of entitlement, I mean if nobody ever tells you that you are wrong about something eventually you begin to believe it. Unchecked ego, combined with no repercussions or punishments must make Phil feel invincible amongst the content creation wave. I used to think the interview was great because I thought at the time that he had gotten humbled for the briefest of minutes but it just wasn’t true. Look back on it a second time and you’ll realise he never took anyone’s advice or recommendations to heart. He merely agreed with them to briefly placate them. Give them a sense of agreement while he simply waited for his next opportunity to speak. The interaction meant absolutely nothing to Phil whatsoever. He wanted a platform to diatribe, he wanted to talk as much as possible and he wanted to believe he was in the right 100% of the time. Truth be told the interview did not do the damage. In any way shape or form, it was the AFTER show they did without him present that did the real damage. He wasn’t present to do damage control, had no opportunities to speak and couldn’t interact with anybody present to change the narrative present. That’s when he was truly humbled.
Noticed that when he wants the pity, suddenly he's just a really small guy who is totally not important? But really he thinks that he's hot shit and that he's never wrong.
@12:39 Not going to lie, I was up one night at 4am typing a comment on Doody's video and I had kind of a moment. I was like "Over 20 years in the miliary flying jets and I'm fucking commenting on a DSP video is this what military retirement looks like?" but you're right, we're from all walks of life. DSP is the beetle in the jar and we're all trying to figure out why this strange creature does what he does.
I flew helicopters in the Army and I've had the same epiphany. I realized it's good to study this animal because it teaches us the reach of human insecurity and narcissism.
Imagine maxing out almost 20 credit cards to achieve and maintain a lifestyle you never earned, declaring bankruptcy when you're half a million in debt, and then staring dead eyed into the camera and saying: I am not a failure. When you also begged for grocery money last week.
Dude is fucking /desperate/ for other people just to mention his name. He’s like a stupid child, anything he says he doesn’t want is exactly the thing he does want. Hence this drama, he wants to be involved in it so he keeps bringing it up instead of just simply saying something once & never mentioning it again.
I think DSP thinks that if he repeats "I don't wanna be part of drama" as many times as possible, people will think he's really trying to distance himself from drama and that he's just a victim of people bringing it up.
Schrodinger’s nobody: a man who simultaneously it is, as he puts it, Joe, nobody on the Internet, yet sees himself as an Internet legend at the same time.
“Why does the title have to be clickbait?” Cause that’s the game, Phil. That’s how it works. The algorithm has learned that people click on clickbait, and so if your title doesn’t have clickbait it risks not getting recommended
Side note. When he says he was doing it before he could monetize his videos, he had a paypal link on his page the entire time. If you bring that up to him he'll say he never got paid from youtube.
If he opened his chat: most of his detractors would watch his streams instead of restreams. Not joking. He loses views because he takes himself so seriously
To this day he doesnt even have a open comment section on RUclips. Its moderated now but he closed it all down for years because his fans didnt want to comment because there were so many nasty comments there.LOL!
yea, arkhan asylum already denied DSP entry... this dood is beyond help nowdays. nothing we can do, just witness the irrelevance of DSP and how he tries to shiny his past again.
What gets me the most is that Phil is 41 years old. Every single time I think about that it makes me genuinely cringe. This guy will be here after the third world war and beg to the surviving people he needs memberships. When he is like 80 years old and he still will have the fragile ego of a teenager
And unless he keels over live on stream, we will be getting this entire song and dance from a 55 year old Phil...only it's going to be even more cringe as pathetic...can't wait.
It's to get the ladies wet with the fancy shirt, and to get the detractors salty with the jammy-wammys alright? (SNORT!) That way the detractors know he's got a business degree.
"I hope that doesn't invite any bad actors into my chat." User named Bad Actor: *cries* Also your videos are great to listen to during lunch breaks, big ups.
41:17 suddenly I'm reminded of a futurama joke "we're are scared it's the human condition why do you think I put on this tough guy facade" which would explain a lot about Phil
“Guys, I just wanna be a chill, low key, positive streamer with no drama. I just want to move on!” *Chat member asks about a current drama* “Okay, I need to address some drama” Phil is literally not capable of being a streamer or any kind of content creator, he’s far too soft and gets upset over literally anything said about him.
“I’m happy doing this. I’m having a great time. Would I really repeat this 4 times per week if it wasn’t true (high pitch laugh/tell). Would a successful, happy dood really be this chill and fuwn? Look at me, LOOK HOW F’N CHILL AND HAPPY I AM.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did anyone else notice that around 2:10 to 2:15... He didn't say he told THE truth, but HIS truth. No, Phil.. There is no such thing, it's THE TRUTH, or that's it.. There is no Nuance It's either the Truth or a lie, there is no separate truth from the actual truth of things. Also, just keep talking out both sides of your mouth. Like, you usually do. Great job, Atlus... Thanks for the upload. You keep this up, and you're going to go pretty far, pretty quickly.. You're already at almost 3k Sub's. Which is well deserved. You might be one of the newer ' Detractor's " on the scene... However, you're becoming one of the better ones already.
Yes someone saying "they spoke there truth" always means they lied or misrepresented what actually happened to better fit their narrative. Also I appreciate the kind words
Begs for grocery/cat food money every week, half a mil bankrupt, burned every bridge, no networking skills, looks bored playing video games, hates his dented fans, insults/bans anyone who disagrees with him, maxed 14 credit cards, doesn't exercise at all, tries to start beef with people and got burned heavily in the end. That's a whole lot of failure.
My goodness….. I so badly wanna reach through the screen, pinch his mouth shut, and politely tell him to shut up forever. Somehow has good enough awareness to know he’s said it all year but none to realize he’s said “I don’t care” and “I’ll stay out of the drama” a billion times in 2 days. Genuinely cannot understand how fans can put up with that, it’s so monotonous
42:30 This RECKLESS mountbank! TUrkery Tom will call his video whatever he desires, regardless of the noise polllution coming out of your mourth dsp! Again, apologies for the spam, this is just such a striking display of rillary that it astounds basic sanity.
Theo said it best in his latest vid, “this guy has insane.” Today Dsp’s delusions & lies are outright insanity he’s completely lost touch🤣😂he’s so far gone
Says he was coaxed into an interview, right after telling the internet he dreamed about doing a pahsahtive interview and begging people like Moist to notice him.
@10:50 the cope is so incredible. "Did I screw up or is it because I stayed true to myself?"... you stroked off on live phil. Definitely the former. 🤔🙄😬🤷♂️😂
I had that same shirt. I got it 13 years ago at Kohl’s, wore it once, realized it looked ugly, and never wore it again. But I didn’t throw it out. So either DSP also bought it at Kohl’s 13 years ago, or… It’s literally my actual shirt. Because I lived in West Seattle and when I moved away, I sold/donated a ton of clothes to a thrift shop across from Southcenter mall in Tukwila- the very mall that DSP takes Kat to. That’s right! I’m 90% positive that DSP is wearing my old shirt!
Atlas for those three years he quote on quote did it for free he still put up his PayPal account and was receiving donations to pay for games and equipment. He was always monetizing his content in one shape or another.
"Yes M'lord, I appreciate that there is a mountain of irrefutable proof that I am guilty, but, and this is the last I'm going to say on the matter, I am innocent, honest guv."
How dare you Atlus, Don't you know that on his "day off" he goes the the local children's hospital and cures children of cancer by just by waving his gouty hooves over them.. 🤣🤣
I'm feeling sick today and yet I did some drawings on Paint Tool SAI while listening to you. Even I was more productive then Mr. Phil "Can't play cuz I'm sick" Burnell ever did
I'm starting to think the gin drowned his left side of the brain ( the ones that does logic, math and facts) and the right side is slowly dying since he's got a hard on WWE champions.
Phil continues to prove this documentary doesn't bother him by spending yet another half an hour talking about it and coping over a single word. Once again, you can cope all you want and say this was all your grand plan to be a joke and have to eat scraps from others but it's not gonna fly with anyone else. Besides I saw the documentary and all it did was talk about undeniable facts that are recorded, understood and true. Phil won't admit that though. he can't acknowledge that any of it's true or it would mean he's a liar, a scammer, a jerk and a beggar..... and a failure.
Phil is a strange one most happy folks dont need to say that they're happy. Hell most folks would just shrug off the documentary/drama and be on their way.
49:55 "that's always been a rule" would love to see the rules of his chat. He seems to just ban people depending on the mood he's in or whether they've kissed his ass enough or not.
Your videos are something I look forward to. I love your takes on the Lore and Legend of DSP. You're a clever writer and perfect on delivery. I envy your skill. You are just a joy! And I believe DSP is happy where he is. The narrative according to DSP is nothing but a tale of how the world was against him but he dedicated himself to staying true to himself and that is why he is a huge success! He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct. He is so confident that he is correct. This is why I will always miss old DSP, back when you could tell just by watching him he was having a good time. He doesn't do that anymore.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Sweet lord that only makes it more amazing! I didn't know it was a stream of consciousness thing. It sounded like you have taken your time to carefully research and take note of time and places. You're damn clever
@@otopico i just watch the thing and say what im thinking. If you havent caught a stream before you can see it in full display there. A little messier though cause there is no retakes.
"I wouldn't be happy been a drama person" says it in a drama stream, while swearing at people, during a segment of insulting and lying to make his point, and all this while begging for money from people who need wheelchairs
Part three of this drama coming out soon because we now he will spend his time off his "work" to "avoid" drama and totally not watch Tom's response video.
Bro we appreciate your content. Definitely laughing with you Atlus. It's a good perspective of him, and I am not supporting him anymore. He plays games so weirdly and stupidly. I mean does he want the first dollar I earned from my business too? Its framed, maybe I should break it with my mini hammer and gold plate it for him. Sorry getting ahead of myself lmao.
I have finally reached the zenith of DSP. Know the law, I know every single thing that he is going to say. He now contradicts himself almost within the same sentence. No more having to use pigpig go to match a contradiction, just wait a few seconds. I have recently been doing a sub purge and from a time when I could never keep up with the content on offer, now I struggle for a few hours of entertainment. I am circling the airport of DSP praying for the fuel to finally drain, and the plummet. I no longer want him gone, I want him still doing this for minimum wage. I watched the awful lolcow live. Never again. This is it, cruel, cruel world must I go on? My time with DSP has not restored my faith in humanity, nor has he given me the lols. Atlus you did not start at the end or indeed the beginning of the end, but you are certainly at the end of the begging. I had a little help from the War-Monger Churchill there. There is a little of us all in DSP, and at the very least if I ever catch myself doing nothing wrong, or cooking beef balls, meatballs DSP implies more than one type of meat. Or about to enter an 18-year-old, or shave with a spoon, I might pause and reflect on my time spent with DSP and say to myself, no Pundit you are better than this, you can do everything right.
5:31 OK Phil I'll bite what qualifies as "positive content" to you describe what counts as positive content to you without using yourself as an example
Wishes he could spend MORE time with his wife? He can! He absolutely can! He is hardcore just reframing the terms of success and failure so that he no longer fits it. If at one point he was prominent and making good money and suddenly he is no longer prominent and making good money and begging for what he does get...yeah that's a failure to me. Doesn't matter if he claims to be happy where he is. Plus if he's happy why beg? Also can he sit still? Like he moves around so much it's suspect of him being a liar honestly. Phil really doesn't know how to be genuine so he can only say words and expect you to believe him. "I'm done with drama." "It doesn't bother me." but his actions don't line up with that with the begging, calling out other content creators, and complaining about literally nothing burgers. Guy is a professional victim. He always wants to look like The Guy getting kicked while he's down, but he's not down. And he's happy where he is, except when he begs and sweats his tips are low and RUclips's check is not on a business day so his two big bills can't get paid. And his whole threat speak I'd like to know what threats. He just says people threaten him but what is it? Are they gonna stab you? Murder your horse? Or did they just say they'd spit in his DoorDash? There is a world of difference here.
If Phil were a serial killer and they made a documentary about him being a serial killer he would be upset because it didn't mention that one time he won a talent show in 2nd grade.
I didnt know who tf dsp was until tihydp ds2, not only did i not know who he was during his prime I didnt know about hum until i saw a tihydp that was much more popular than his actual playthrough
7:55 So he just admitted he's lying to himself and somehow that qualifies as pulling one over on the detractors wow that's so pathetic that I've got nothing to add to that
27:00 this is such nonsense. His audience is delusional but they cant be that delusional. I genuinely feel every time he says people contact him to tell him all these things its more lies. For the most part.
HE DOESNT STAY OUT OF "DRAMA" BC BE DOESNT WANT TO HURT PEOPLE HE TALKS TO HIS VIEWERS ABUSIVELY, HE JUST CANT TAKE PERSONAL CRITICISM AND TRIES TO TURN IT INTO HIM BEING SOME MORAL AUTHORITY, HIS MANIPULATION IS INSANE
Phail always pushes back with more aggression, like a typical internet tough guy. There's always jabs at mental health, always jabs at being better, always jabs at being 'above it', he claims he wants to be 'positive and mature' yet stuff like that is why we know he hasnt changed in the slightest.
LTG is so vile and and nasty with his obscenly foul mouth, I cant watch him, even through a detractor. You are not missing anything being block by LTG. DSP cant handle even the hint of criticism. HE can dish it out but cannot take it.
My parents watched jerry springer and telenovelas
My sister watched jersey shore
Now i watch lolcows.
It does not matter what race, culture or socioeconomic status, drama has universal appeal to everyone
Detractors are usually normal people, but like any subculture there will always be weird chronically online ones that are obsessed
SoK Fred Fuchs immediately comes to mind. But that's why many kept their distance from them.
Phil is the definition of the guy that leaves a comment "dont care about your opinion" but then writes a two thousand word essay how little he cares about your opinion
With that being said, why dont I care about your opinion??? Because YOU ARE A MORAHN, I have a 15 year Begacy Oahkay!? I am NOT like the other youtubers who just shill pointless products, run ads, and get millions of views..Im a small youtuber Oahkay? So You punching down with your comments is STUPID. I dont do DRAMA, I dont need it, Who gives a fuck about lawlcaows!? IM NOT A LAWLCAOW!! But anyway, Supports been slow tonight, I dont know if its trolls and detractors meeting in secret discords **SNORT** buht, this isnt good mahn! We got ZERO contributions, no memberships and a few super chats..This isnt good Guise! I need your buy in, I need your support!
Im guilty of that... Ive learned just to say "Not interested..." or "this is absurd" and end it there. Its just social media anad a post no one will ever see for more then a few hours at best. Hardly not worth enganging beyond that.
His paypigs have strong Reddit mod energy
Lmao
@@yurikendal4868 Same here. Sometimes you have to just actually not care about a thing rather than go on about what you don't like about it.
But to be clear, I actually care about the Snortex. There is something wrong with me. I have to see what happens next.
I’ve been watching Phil’s shenanigans for a long time, but I really think the Side Scrollers interview broke him. That was the first time in almost a decade that he actually interacted with people for an extended period of time, and it showed how out of touch he is to reality. After it, he’s shut himself out even more and has coping segments like this almost every week at this point preaching to his audience who will mindlessly accept everything he says. He can never disprove or refute anything that is said in the Turkey Tom video because he tries to justify everything by saying it’s “out of context” or “in the past” and “he’s a better person.” But he fails to understand that, like is shown in the Dent Sea Scrolls, he is and always will be that same obnoxious person who hasn’t matured past his teenage years that nobody can stand to be around or associate with. He may have been making money back in the day and is “the most prolific RUclipsr,” but he has always been a failure in the grand scheme of his career, crying because the whole RUclips landscape evolved around him and left him in the dust. His pride will never let him accept this fact.
More than a decade of never having his opinions challenged or refuted has only increased his sense of entitlement, I mean if nobody ever tells you that you are wrong about something eventually you begin to believe it.
Unchecked ego, combined with no repercussions or punishments must make Phil feel invincible amongst the content creation wave.
I used to think the interview was great because I thought at the time that he had gotten humbled for the briefest of minutes but it just wasn’t true. Look back on it a second time and you’ll realise he never took anyone’s advice or recommendations to heart. He merely agreed with them to briefly placate them. Give them a sense of agreement while he simply waited for his next opportunity to speak.
The interaction meant absolutely nothing to Phil whatsoever. He wanted a platform to diatribe, he wanted to talk as much as possible and he wanted to believe he was in the right 100% of the time.
Truth be told the interview did not do the damage. In any way shape or form, it was the AFTER show they did without him present that did the real damage. He wasn’t present to do damage control, had no opportunities to speak and couldn’t interact with anybody present to change the narrative present. That’s when he was truly humbled.
Noticed that when he wants the pity, suddenly he's just a really small guy who is totally not important?
But really he thinks that he's hot shit and that he's never wrong.
@12:39 Not going to lie, I was up one night at 4am typing a comment on Doody's video and I had kind of a moment. I was like "Over 20 years in the miliary flying jets and I'm fucking commenting on a DSP video is this what military retirement looks like?" but you're right, we're from all walks of life. DSP is the beetle in the jar and we're all trying to figure out why this strange creature does what he does.
I think we've all had that moment at some point 😁 Apart from the flying F-15's part. BooktownBoy is well jealous of that.
thank you for the 20yrs of service to our country
*snort* DSP is the real hero, coming into work while he's sick dood, busting his ass ackackack
We can all have guilty pleasures. Some people do blow and whores.
I flew helicopters in the Army and I've had the same epiphany. I realized it's good to study this animal because it teaches us the reach of human insecurity and narcissism.
Imagine maxing out almost 20 credit cards to achieve and maintain a lifestyle you never earned, declaring bankruptcy when you're half a million in debt, and then staring dead eyed into the camera and saying: I am not a failure. When you also begged for grocery money last week.
How much you wanna bet he's ruining Khets credit and mooching off hers l
The only really unsatisfying thing about Phil is that he is actually too stupid to understand how much of a filthy disgrace to mankind he is
Sad thing is with a little fiscal responsibility he could be rich even now. But we know he wont thats why he is the Pigroach.
DSP Tries it : "playing the victim part..... UGH I lost count!"
DSP has removed all the mirrors in his house so he never has to self reflect
So true 😂
Only Phil can stay out of the drama by talking about it on a regular basis.
Like how he doesn't beg, apart from the 4-5 times an hour when he does.
Dude is fucking /desperate/ for other people just to mention his name. He’s like a stupid child, anything he says he doesn’t want is exactly the thing he does want. Hence this drama, he wants to be involved in it so he keeps bringing it up instead of just simply saying something once & never mentioning it again.
He is nonsensical by now. WHO is he??? Can he shut up? He is just making noises.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper.
I think DSP thinks that if he repeats "I don't wanna be part of drama" as many times as possible, people will think he's really trying to distance himself from drama and that he's just a victim of people bringing it up.
Yes, thats a classic manipulation tactic. I believe it was Goebbels who said If you repeat a lie enough times people will start to believe it.
Schrodinger’s nobody: a man who simultaneously it is, as he puts it, Joe, nobody on the Internet, yet sees himself as an Internet legend at the same time.
“Why does the title have to be clickbait?”
Cause that’s the game, Phil. That’s how it works. The algorithm has learned that people click on clickbait, and so if your title doesn’t have clickbait it risks not getting recommended
Side note. When he says he was doing it before he could monetize his videos, he had a paypal link on his page the entire time. If you bring that up to him he'll say he never got paid from youtube.
If he opened his chat: most of his detractors would watch his streams instead of restreams. Not joking. He loses views because he takes himself so seriously
110%
Phils ego is his worst enemy
To this day he doesnt even have a open comment section on RUclips. Its moderated now but he closed it all down for years because his fans didnt want to comment because there were so many nasty comments there.LOL!
yea, arkhan asylum already denied DSP entry... this dood is beyond help nowdays.
nothing we can do, just witness the irrelevance of DSP and how he tries to shiny his past again.
I'm a fairly avid gamer who's been watching RUclips regularly since 2007, and I never heard of DSP until he accidentally left the camera on.
Only in Dave's head he was the big shit everyone else on YT gaming at the time " Dave who? "
@@WASD-MVME Exactly, he was never popular. He got views because he unknowingly cheesed the old algorithm by flooding it with videos.
Which is funny because I remember he whined when yt basically told him "holy fuk stop spamming uploads"
@@dumbfoundedkiryu9468 Yeah, his channel was flagged as spam by the automated system one time lol
Almost 40 minutes of not bringing up drama and not being triggered because Phil's ego is paper thin. 😂
What gets me the most is that Phil is 41 years old. Every single time I think about that it makes me genuinely cringe. This guy will be here after the third world war and beg to the surviving people he needs memberships. When he is like 80 years old and he still will have the fragile ego of a teenager
@@requiemagent3014the pig-Roach will survive the apocalypse 😂
@@rmcdudmk212Definitely. Only cockroaches and Phil will remain
@@requiemagent3014 Phill will be streaming to the roaches begging for tips and gifted memberships 🤣
And unless he keels over live on stream, we will be getting this entire song and dance from a 55 year old Phil...only it's going to be even more cringe as pathetic...can't wait.
peepul asking him for halloween costume when he's dressed as an old couch
We must band together and ensure Phil starts working a real job again. He doesn't know the value of a dollar. #makephilwork
He is in this for the long haul brother. Nothing he has ever done or can do is as easy and lucrative.
I really love these long videos, I could listen to you just talk forever 💕
Im glad you feel that way
Phil cracks me up. The dude has the mullet of fashion with his button down shirt and pajama pants. Business up top, party down below.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's to get the ladies wet with the fancy shirt, and to get the detractors salty with the jammy-wammys alright? (SNORT!) That way the detractors know he's got a business degree.
If 400 people showed up at my house every day to discuss poop: after a while I would just stop answering the door...
"I hope that doesn't invite any bad actors into my chat."
User named Bad Actor: *cries*
Also your videos are great to listen to during lunch breaks, big ups.
Phil loves denying his many addictions... gin, pulling Hogans, begging, *DRAMA*. Another great recap Atlus! Thanks for making this sad sap watchable!
41:17 suddenly I'm reminded of a futurama joke "we're are scared it's the human condition why do you think I put on this tough guy facade" which would explain a lot about Phil
“Guys, I just wanna be a chill, low key, positive streamer with no drama. I just want to move on!”
*Chat member asks about a current drama*
“Okay, I need to address some drama”
Phil is literally not capable of being a streamer or any kind of content creator, he’s far too soft and gets upset over literally anything said about him.
“I’m happy doing this. I’m having a great time. Would I really repeat this 4 times per week if it wasn’t true (high pitch laugh/tell). Would a successful, happy dood really be this chill and fuwn? Look at me, LOOK HOW F’N CHILL AND HAPPY I AM.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did anyone else notice that around 2:10 to 2:15... He didn't say he told THE truth, but HIS truth. No, Phil.. There is no such thing, it's THE TRUTH, or that's it.. There is no Nuance It's either the Truth or a lie, there is no separate truth from the actual truth of things. Also, just keep talking out both sides of your mouth. Like, you usually do.
Great job, Atlus... Thanks for the upload. You keep this up, and you're going to go pretty far, pretty quickly.. You're already at almost 3k Sub's. Which is well deserved. You might be one of the newer ' Detractor's " on the scene... However, you're becoming one of the better ones already.
Yes someone saying "they spoke there truth" always means they lied or misrepresented what actually happened to better fit their narrative. Also I appreciate the kind words
"There's more dents out there than you would think, but less than DSP hopes."
That sums up Phil and his "fans" pretty damn well.
Begs for grocery/cat food money every week, half a mil bankrupt, burned every bridge, no networking skills, looks bored playing video games, hates his dented fans, insults/bans anyone who disagrees with him, maxed 14 credit cards, doesn't exercise at all, tries to start beef with people and got burned heavily in the end. That's a whole lot of failure.
The delusion. It’s too much.
He hated doing that old commentary but he stuck to his guns...
Dave doesn’t want to hurt people, but everyone he doesn’t agree with he calls brain dead idiots, or says they are mentally ill.
My goodness…..
I so badly wanna reach through the screen, pinch his mouth shut, and politely tell him to shut up forever. Somehow has good enough awareness to know he’s said it all year but none to realize he’s said “I don’t care” and “I’ll stay out of the drama” a billion times in 2 days. Genuinely cannot understand how fans can put up with that, it’s so monotonous
chill man, on the end of the day it is just a middle aged man who begs for money on the internet, no need to get that mad.
@@CineGoodog Yeah this came off way angrier than I intended lolll
42:30 This RECKLESS mountbank! TUrkery Tom will call his video whatever he desires, regardless of the noise polllution coming out of your mourth dsp! Again, apologies for the spam, this is just such a striking display of rillary that it astounds basic sanity.
Theo said it best in his latest vid, “this guy has insane.” Today Dsp’s delusions & lies are outright insanity he’s completely lost touch🤣😂he’s so far gone
We all need a voice inside our head that keeps us as honest as Altus keeps dsp 💯
DripSydePhil got the drip and the copium ♥
Says he was coaxed into an interview, right after telling the internet he dreamed about doing a pahsahtive interview and begging people like Moist to notice him.
I look forward to this every day.
As always well done and said, appreciate the consistent quality
Listening to DSP cope is like listening to a dementia patient but the dementia patient has more interesting things to say.
Oh goodness. This was a hearty and great watch. You ever feel bad "punching down" on a level 1? Your level has to be 125±.
No. Not with dsp
0:53 actions speak louder than words Phil
God, he goes over this shit every single damn day.
44:50 Wow..what a Rambling COPE rant he starts on. Desperation is running deep 😆😆😆😂😂😂
Dsp defining failure is like listening to him redefine rage quit...
@10:50 the cope is so incredible. "Did I screw up or is it because I stayed true to myself?"... you stroked off on live phil. Definitely the former. 🤔🙄😬🤷♂️😂
I had that same shirt. I got it 13 years ago at Kohl’s, wore it once, realized it looked ugly, and never wore it again. But I didn’t throw it out. So either DSP also bought it at Kohl’s 13 years ago, or…
It’s literally my actual shirt. Because I lived in West Seattle and when I moved away, I sold/donated a ton of clothes to a thrift shop across from Southcenter mall in Tukwila- the very mall that DSP takes Kat to. That’s right! I’m 90% positive that DSP is wearing my old shirt!
he said with my wife and my cat instead of my family. The mask slipped there
Atlas for those three years he quote on quote did it for free he still put up his PayPal account and was receiving donations to pay for games and equipment. He was always monetizing his content in one shape or another.
"Yes M'lord, I appreciate that there is a mountain of irrefutable proof that I am guilty, but, and this is the last I'm going to say on the matter, I am innocent, honest guv."
How dare you Atlus, Don't you know that on his "day off" he goes the the local children's hospital and cures children of cancer by just by waving his gouty hooves over them.. 🤣🤣
"I can easily tare them down." Id fucking love to see him try. The clap back from any big youtuber would be glorious
And they have. And it was glorious
I'm feeling sick today and yet I did some drawings on Paint Tool SAI while listening to you. Even I was more productive then Mr. Phil "Can't play cuz I'm sick" Burnell ever did
I'm starting to think the gin drowned his left side of the brain ( the ones that does logic, math and facts) and the right side is slowly dying since he's got a hard on WWE champions.
Phil IS the drama. He brings shit onto himself by saying the dumb shit he saya
DSP: The king of revisionist history
Phil still trying to push the narrative that he was a big content creator in the past is hilarious. Lol
You notice he only started wearing these “formal” shirts after the LTG incident? Dude really got in his head, more than Side Scrollers.
Phil continues to prove this documentary doesn't bother him by spending yet another half an hour talking about it and coping over a single word. Once again, you can cope all you want and say this was all your grand plan to be a joke and have to eat scraps from others but it's not gonna fly with anyone else.
Besides I saw the documentary and all it did was talk about undeniable facts that are recorded, understood and true. Phil won't admit that though. he can't acknowledge that any of it's true or it would mean he's a liar, a scammer, a jerk and a beggar..... and a failure.
Phil is a strange one most happy folks dont need to say that they're happy. Hell most folks would just shrug off the documentary/drama and be on their way.
All that shaking and trembling says more than his bubble speech.
My 5 year old nephew could dress himself better than Phil 😂
I was waiting for this video. His cope here...wow.
Bro said “last night we had fun yelling at modern warfare 3” no delusion is an understatement.
49:55 "that's always been a rule" would love to see the rules of his chat. He seems to just ban people depending on the mood he's in or whether they've kissed his ass enough or not.
Yeah id love to see the rules written out so we can clearly define them
It is NOT Phil’s decision whether or not he is a failure.
He loves drama! He really do
Without it his dying channel(s) would be in an even worse state thatn they are right now.
Phil is 100% a drama tuber.
Phil: "This game literally sucks ass!"
Everyone: 🤔
For a guy who wants to avoid drama he sure like to stir drama.
Your videos are something I look forward to. I love your takes on the Lore and Legend of DSP. You're a clever writer and perfect on delivery.
I envy your skill. You are just a joy!
And I believe DSP is happy where he is.
The narrative according to DSP is nothing but a tale of how the world was against him but he dedicated himself to staying true to himself and that is why he is a huge success! He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.
He is so confident that he is correct.
This is why I will always miss old DSP, back when you could tell just by watching him he was having a good time. He doesn't do that anymore.
I'm glad you feel so positive about the content. But I do have to clarify there is no writing. That gives far to much credit to what I do
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Sweet lord that only makes it more amazing! I didn't know it was a stream of consciousness thing. It sounded like you have taken your time to carefully research and take note of time and places.
You're damn clever
@@otopico i just watch the thing and say what im thinking. If you havent caught a stream before you can see it in full display there. A little messier though cause there is no retakes.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper I caught your Monday stream, I'm glad you're in the detractor thing snortex
"I wouldn't be happy been a drama person" says it in a drama stream, while swearing at people, during a segment of insulting and lying to make his point, and all this while begging for money from people who need wheelchairs
DSP has obviously never watched CinemaWins.
Part three of this drama coming out soon because we now he will spend his time off his "work" to "avoid" drama and totally not watch Tom's response video.
He spent another 39 minutes on this topic?! I thought we were done…🤦♂️
Bro we appreciate your content. Definitely laughing with you Atlus. It's a good perspective of him, and I am not supporting him anymore. He plays games so weirdly and stupidly. I mean does he want the first dollar I earned from my business too? Its framed, maybe I should break it with my mini hammer and gold plate it for him. Sorry getting ahead of myself lmao.
I have finally reached the zenith of DSP. Know the law, I know every single thing that he is going to say. He now contradicts himself almost within the same sentence. No more having to use pigpig go to match a contradiction, just wait a few seconds. I have recently been doing a sub purge and from a time when I could never keep up with the content on offer, now I struggle for a few hours of entertainment. I am circling the airport of DSP praying for the fuel to finally drain, and the plummet. I no longer want him gone, I want him still doing this for minimum wage. I watched the awful lolcow live. Never again. This is it, cruel, cruel world must I go on? My time with DSP has not restored my faith in humanity, nor has he given me the lols. Atlus you did not start at the end or indeed the beginning of the end, but you are certainly at the end of the begging. I had a little help from the War-Monger Churchill there. There is a little of us all in DSP, and at the very least if I ever catch myself doing nothing wrong, or cooking beef balls, meatballs DSP implies more than one type of meat. Or about to enter an 18-year-old, or shave with a spoon, I might pause and reflect on my time spent with DSP and say to myself, no Pundit you are better than this, you can do everything right.
AND TURKEY TOM PUT OUT A RESPONSEEEEE
Me and my wife got to watch this live it was amazing
Eveyone who says "thats my truth" is delusional
Or lying
At what point in your life do you sit back and think that every single person around me says I am an asshole, maybe, just maybe, I am the asshole.
17:57 Sure you are Phil just ignore the thousand-mile stare he gives everytime he plays a video game
LowTierGod obliterated Phil's psyche this year, and all he had to do was say "Walmart NPC, crusty shirts and Teddy Bears"
5:31 OK Phil I'll bite what qualifies as "positive content" to you describe what counts as positive content to you without using yourself as an example
46:29 wait weren't you complaining about how uncertain your future was because you missed three streams because you were sick
What is this larper? This is new to me in the snortex. Great video!
Wishes he could spend MORE time with his wife? He can! He absolutely can!
He is hardcore just reframing the terms of success and failure so that he no longer fits it. If at one point he was prominent and making good money and suddenly he is no longer prominent and making good money and begging for what he does get...yeah that's a failure to me. Doesn't matter if he claims to be happy where he is. Plus if he's happy why beg?
Also can he sit still? Like he moves around so much it's suspect of him being a liar honestly. Phil really doesn't know how to be genuine so he can only say words and expect you to believe him. "I'm done with drama." "It doesn't bother me." but his actions don't line up with that with the begging, calling out other content creators, and complaining about literally nothing burgers.
Guy is a professional victim. He always wants to look like The Guy getting kicked while he's down, but he's not down. And he's happy where he is, except when he begs and sweats his tips are low and RUclips's check is not on a business day so his two big bills can't get paid. And his whole threat speak I'd like to know what threats. He just says people threaten him but what is it? Are they gonna stab you? Murder your horse? Or did they just say they'd spit in his DoorDash? There is a world of difference here.
If Phil were a serial killer and they made a documentary about him being a serial killer he would be upset because it didn't mention that one time he won a talent show in 2nd grade.
I didnt know who tf dsp was until tihydp ds2, not only did i not know who he was during his prime
I didnt know about hum until i saw a tihydp that was much more popular than his actual playthrough
7:55 So he just admitted he's lying to himself and somehow that qualifies as pulling one over on the detractors wow that's so pathetic that I've got nothing to add to that
27:00 this is such nonsense. His audience is delusional but they cant be that delusional. I genuinely feel every time he says people contact him to tell him all these things its more lies. For the most part.
HE DOESNT STAY OUT OF "DRAMA" BC BE DOESNT WANT TO HURT PEOPLE HE TALKS TO HIS VIEWERS ABUSIVELY, HE JUST CANT TAKE PERSONAL CRITICISM AND TRIES TO TURN IT INTO HIM BEING SOME MORAL AUTHORITY, HIS MANIPULATION IS INSANE
Ummm, alright, right, and ummm again, he speaks so eloquently…
Phail always pushes back with more aggression, like a typical internet tough guy. There's always jabs at mental health, always jabs at being better, always jabs at being 'above it', he claims he wants to be 'positive and mature' yet stuff like that is why we know he hasnt changed in the slightest.
Low test Phil back at it
In bookkeeper we trust
He blocked me on Twitter just for liking comments dunking on him. I NEVER even interacted with him negatively. Same with LTG.
LTG is so vile and and nasty with his obscenly foul mouth, I cant watch him, even through a detractor. You are not missing anything being block by LTG. DSP cant handle even the hint of criticism. HE can dish it out but cannot take it.
20:40 "i'm not astriving" this dude is losing his ability to talk more and more by the day lmaO