James May lists everywhere he's been fired from
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- Опубликовано: 31 авг 2019
- We're back in the pub with James May, this time reminiscing about all the establishments that he's managed to get fired from. The list is rather long (we're not sure whether that's a surprise or not), although we reckon he'll be safe at DriveTribe...
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This elderly lady has a good memory.
John … Now that is truly funny!! Bravo sir!
lol
She's my grandma
Elderly lady? How dare you?! She's just a middle-aged, respected woman!
@Ganiscol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You are doing extremly well for getting fired everywhere.
Maybe that’s the key... always get fired from everywhere and you’ll get rich.
@@ConstantinSPurcea it not about getting fire.. it about how to get a high paid job and get a separate package...
@@ConstantinSPurcea Someone told me, "the best way to take a step forward is to have someone kick you in the ass"
Don't forget that he was driving Fiat Panda for a long time :P.
at least he didnt get fired from the BBC
James is so endearing, he doesn’t mind sharing his life with us viewers for our entertainment even though sometimes it’s embarrassing. I commend you.
Thediamondsnatcher // By far my favorite of the trio.
May was always the sensible one out of the lot, he was my favourite gear..
Being the fourth best knwon Car person makes his suffering probably more bearable.
"Sometimes"
On the other hand if you know what he was fired from autocar for, it's not embarrassing, it's actually a moment of awsome
...and I confronted him
*QUITE AGGRESSIVELY*
By writing a stiffly worded letter
'Hello.'
"OH COCK!"
CLAAARKSOOOOOOONNN!
started with hello
I can only imagine his reaction whenever he gets fired
"Uh, that sucks. I'm gonna go to the pub."
Captain Slow for PM!!!
"I was fired from a sweet shop cuz I kept eating the sweets" 😂😂😂
Ah, so that's the substantial qualification required to lead a democratic parliament?
Yes, I know, the current bunch of oddball buffoons aren't much better qualified.
We're doomed.
@@Tinker1950 I didnt mean thats why he should be PM. In honesty I typed out James May for PM at the start but was caught off guard by the line I was quoting. May would still probably do a better job than Bumbling Boris even with that track record
@@Tinker1950 whoooossshhhh
100th liker
Nah because you need to of snorted coke, smoked weed or have a mistress
Mr. May: I'm unemployable
Amazon: *hands him a very well deserved millionaire check for his services*
He was unemployable on TOP Gear because Jeremy beat him to punching that producer.
@@chinaman1 sad day for humanity, that. We all lost.
@@jondoe3561 Well,Thanks To Amazon They Relive The Old Top Gear. I Mean Almost All The Original Crew From BBC Goes To Amazon
Kresna The Roblox /Minecraft Gamer Hopefully one day you’ll learn that the vast majority of the capitalization in your comment is entirely unnecessary because comments aren’t the same as titles.
@@jondoe3561 Well, for humanity behind bars that is
"I'm virtually unemployable"
good thing you have that unemployment tube to fall back on
I remember Clarkson once said in a Forza gameplay he considers Super Mario World as brilliant.
A gameplay series with him doing Super Mario would be cool to see.
*sees a goomba*
F*ck off!
@@Lgs260495 Seing him play Banjo Kazooie N&B would be 'interesting'.
I remember as kids all my friends thought of him as the “boring one” on top gear, but as I’ve aged, he is without a doubt one of the most interesting blokes around, and good god is he funny in an understated way.
James May is Virtually Un-Employable ! " Does that mean He's not Coming On then ? "
No James!
Legendary 😂
TopGearNS “Well, James, he doesn’t work here anymore and isn’t allowed to present with us”
What a rotten bit of luck
That only means he is an ass of camera
After years of being a huge fan, I think I've determined James is my favourite television personality full stop.
Can you make the videos with James way way longer I could listen to this guy talk for hours.
I know right.
I also support this groundbreaking idea!!!!
Try his general knowledge chat videos, I think there are two parts on RUclips now, together 2 hours of fun with James :)
@@MetalTrabant ok great thanks
Human beings: Backpack
James May: Pathetic Man Bags
This, James, is exactly why we love you
but it wasn't a backpack,
None of you are right, its a brutish thing. It’s like a small rectangle but bigger than a wallet with a strap that goes over your shoulder and the bag bit goes down to your hip.
@@renannaw brutish or british????
He means those pouches teenagers who listen to drill wear
James May casually walks out of a pub and invites us to have a drink with him, and tells his story. What more can you ask for?
Same, in person
Ah, James May giving us all hope. Just what we all need today.
James is the only person you want to have around when you feel like having a relaxing day at home. just listening him talking about anything is pure relaxing bliss.
James's impression of Tiff is so on point
I was 100% convinced for a period in the 2000's that Tiff Needell was the Stig.
Got driven round Thruxton by Tiff in an M4 (part of a driving experience package) and as he was hurling the beemer round the track, he started casually telling a story about wrapping presents at Christmas, without an ounce of fear in his voice 😂 Meanwhile I couldn’t relax a single muscle in my body aha
Dominic Wilds haha I loved the thruxton Porsche experience and the formula renaults
“I also once put my luggage in a Volvo”
Nobody else but James May could make those words exciting.
I know - he said the story was probably boring but I for one was interested in it!
That Tiff impression is spot on.
Love it James, Tiff holds you in high regards and continues to blow our minds with his ability on every shoot we do!
I can't be fired from Drive Tribe because I own it.
Swag level 1000
#humblebrag
*gets fired from DriveTribe*
You're famous already, so you buy a $15 domain and go to work making videos in the pub. Not the worst idea.
You can be fired if you own just part of it
that didn't work too well for steve jobs..
Rumor has it that James is so unemployable that he fired himself from JMs unemployment tube
Trondenhondenhiem is in Norway James..
CAPTAIN SENSE OF DIRECTION :p
He may have drove to norway 🤣
Latsaaben xD
And as we know, there's a tall and thick wall between Sweden and Norway and nobody is allowed to drive or otherwise travel between the two countries.
Love how casual he is
James May videos get an immediate thumbs up. James May stamp of approval always mean quality.
James is a Legend
"Fired from a sweetsshop for eating sweets" - What else would you do there?
Alas, these unenlightened sweetshop owners expect the employees to SELL the sweets for money, which the owner gets to keep. This is why we need more left-wing plots... or at least some sideways driving.
"Owner gets to keep" minus, of course, the part of the profits which the sweetshop owner, sets aside, in order to PAY the sweet selling employee(s) for time spent selling sweets. THAT'S why, we need more forward thinking capitalists, who set up businesses, which employ right and ungrateful left wingers alike, and without the likes of whom, the jobs wouldn't exist that earn the ungrateful lefties, their living (for them to then do nothing but moan about!)
@@michaelrawson6261 David Mitchell has entered the chat
James: come on in
Us: **doesn't move**
Drinking ?! On broad daylight ?!
@@hybridAbsol yes. widely accepted here in the uk
Daytime boozing is the best. Especially on a weekday
@@Tmuk2 mhm
I once witnessed an ambulance getting a very drunk man out of the pub....Seems reasonable if it was 2am and he'd just had too much to drink or something.... Trouble was, this was at 11am!!
I could listen to James talk for hours, he is one of the most successful unemployable people I know of. I had to laugh at him saying he can't be fired from Drivetribe because he owns part of it :)
if you been fired, in anywhere in the world, that doesn't matter, you've been in our heart forever dear James May
I wish I was unemployable enough to drive a 458 speciale
this is just delightful
Sir you are a legend. I've spent hours of joy thanks to your splendid personality.
LOL, "Going sideways is some sort of left-wing plot."
Did not understand that, would you mind explaining?
@@Werevertumoto The Joke being the cliché that old people, or more specifically, the readership of the Daily Mail, complain about the youth for being too much fun and for subscribing to socialist ideologies. So "Going sideways is some sort of left-wing plot" is a satirisation of headlines like "Is school making your child a communist?".
Basically James just made the most sophisticated "get off my lawn" joke of the year.
Viscous Shear tf you talking about?
Viscous Shear libtards owned once again xddd
Viscous Shear haha ok bud 😂
Would love to go for a drink with James, he’s so down to earth and brilliant.
Doctor: You have 3 minutes to live
Me, an intellectual:
Virtually unemployable, but anything he makes is gold. Imagine any other TV presenter pitching a show where he puts things back together that have been disassembled. James May wants to do what? Absolutely! We'll commission THAT!
Can not have enough of James May... make longer videos 👍
This video is probably endless
How can you not love James may
Mr. May is one of the few people I never get tired of listening to. An absolutely proper model and world treasure. No matter what I'm doing, I have one of his stories playing in the background. A plethora of factual and nonsensical knowledge with the occasional unexpected quip, that's so much of a cringe stereotypical dad joke, you can't help but cover your face so no one sees you laugh. Reminds me a lot of my late grandfather. Honestly, since his debut on Top Gear UK; whenever I'm posed the question of whom I would choose to sit down and have a beer and conversation with when I was in grade or university, well, Mr. James May of course.
Please return the underwear you stole off my washing line James !!!
It's his now, his grundle touched it.
@!? ew
@0 0 precisely
I love the fact that he shares his life stories with us
This man is gold. Pure gold ❤️
Thank you, needed this motivation
💤 you should narrate some audio books for people who have difficulty sleeping
He does. Though not specifically for insomnia, it cures just as well.
Perfect job
He could literally just read some car's owners' manual, and I'd listen to it for hours...
"I was fired from a sweet shop for eating the sweets"
That got me REAL good, I'm still laughing XDDD.
I like how James always invites me in to have a wine with.
I was fired for the first time in 43 years earlier this year. Thanks James...I don't feel quite as disappointed in myself as I did.
He's virtually unemployable, whilst employing himself to be in the virtual world of the internet.
Is this a glitch in the matrix?
The red key or the blue key, your choice.
@@mrguest3749 they're all just grey/beige with letters and numbers and squiggles
I beg, powers that be at drivetribe - make a James May podcast
James May is slowly starting to look like Susan Boyle
Oh wow
Kinda looks like Piers Morgan but with grey hair
@@devilgod136
Was there?
Apparently doing the show has actually taken a real toll on him.
good guy. eternally. wishing him health and all the happiness.
James May is the type of person i would like to have as a granddad or that friendly elderly neighbour. Love the way he tell his life story.
We love to hear from you.
Christ that *BEEP* transition killed my eardrums multiple times
Im really enjoying the warm welcoming
I can relate to James, I've worked very hard to get where I am, and to count I've been fired right around 10 times in my budding 8 year career. It always surprises me because I work extremely hard, I gave myself a heart condition and a herniated disc from working physical jobs, and I still got fired. My wife got me this new job at her firm and to be honest I'm on the ropes. I'm searching for the answer for my life, but if I ever get to be as successful as James, I will be a happy man.
Tiff Needell is one of the top 4 Car Presenter people of all time.
I for one, Dr May, am very glad that you are employed.
Well, I guess if you’re unemployable, you’d best own a business and work for it!
Great stuff!
Thank you
Wow, that last bit about getting fired is classic 😆
James is brilliant when he’s drinking. So animated and fluffy. Lols
I love these videos we need more
Simply having a drink, and chatting with James May in a pub while listening to some Steely Dan, that would make the happiest man in the world in that moment. I hope it'll happen one day.
How awesome that he has such a high opinion of Tiff! ❤️
So GREAT to hear James speak of Tiff Needell in such glowing terms :-)
yo that was lowkey the best tiff impersonation ever lmao
Dr. Slowly,
What was the entire experience of driving Neil Armstrong's 'vette like? I can't imagine the feelings one would have the very moment they are told it's going to happen. Must have been unreal.
The way he just describes the Volvo story, and Tiff, so funny!
Yes , was missing this
“I’m virtually unemployable “ hahahaha god I love this guy , he’s just serious fun !
It is nice being invited in.
That Tiff Needell impression was hilarious 😆
This makes me feel better.
These need to be longer
I love the background music.
James May's Telegraph columns were fantastic. I miss them greatly.
James. Sir James proper, we love you.
3 minutes that felt like 15 seconds.
I genuinely let out an audible 'oh' when it ended. :)
I'm not really a Top Gear fan but do enjoy these videos, particularly the Food ones.
James says he's virtually un-employable, but he's the best man for the job :)
Love him and his slapstick humor
I could listen to hours of this.
We need all the stories!!
I am nearly at the end of my working life, and now I know where I went wrong, I never got fired from my job (made redundant a few times but never fired). 😉👍☮️
Brilliant! My mother started her own business because she was "unemployable". More than 30 years later it has proven to be very lucrative.
I didn't even know they James and Tiff knew each other. That's awesome!! I love Tiff Needell
"I'm virtually unemployable" yeah me too James. I feel ya buddy.
Fired for eating the sweets ? Priceless, Doctor James :-)
If you were fired that many times and have still found a way to be successful then there is still hope for me! ;) .....or not.
Who knew, 80 years to the day after WW2 started, we'd get this bucket of magnificence to feast our eyes on.
I bet that volvo dealer doesn't regret firing James May at all
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James May is my Spirit Animal.
I love DRIVETRIBE!!!!
If I could sit down at a pub and have a drink with James May and just talk my life would be complete
These really need to be longer.
As someone who just got fired, I needed this.