1 up from that is the "we can drown the enemy in our own blood!" tactic as seen in the exploding ant or the death by bee oven of the Japanese honeybee.
I love how these videos always make the predator seem like a final boss in Elden Ring when compared to their prey, but if you were to actually see a coconut crab it'd probably be eating a washed up sandal
Some of them have brains the size of peanuts but most of them can also rip you apart easily, even this funi looking dum crab can probably crush our skulls without much effort so I'd say its fair to portray them as some sort of final boss
@Jakjak Meh, the spider crab is thin,the shell isn't that hard and its claw doesn't have enough power to break coconut crab's shell and neither the coconut crab.
@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess The war of most prey. If the zebras or gnus teamed up against the lions instead of "every man for himself" the lions would go extinct
@@raksh9 I think if said human's junk is in a position whereby le monsieur Crab can effortlessly snip it off then it is well and truly deserved. We don't do beastiality in this dojo
It's so fun to watch crabs do stuff because they're very quiet and appear emotionless, like the most absurd thing will happen and they just stare and move like robots
Seriously, sometimes I find it funny how animals can see another of their species literally getting eaten and just kind of walk away or worse just watch without doing anything, but crabs are a whole new level ngl
They say that coconut crabs ate Amelia Earheart's corpse after her lethal crash. After seeing one pierce that crab's carapace, I think I see how they found no remains.
Why do I see you commenting on every video I watch. LITERALLY every random video that gets in my RUclips feed I see you commenting lol. Maybe same weird taste idk
@@chaosinc.382 if you wanna use that analogy it would have to be a tank that can’t shoot its gun and only has big claws on the front lol i would like to think if all the grabs rushed him some could get on top and open the hatch to kill everyone inside 😂🤷♂️
@@cygnusprime6728 They could get between the limbs, the armor has to have weaknesses there otherwise it wouldn't be able to move. U know, just like in Attack on Titan.
I love how, in nature, “Breed in such a way it doesn’t matter how many of us die, our population will never deplete enough to permanently affect our species’s survival” is an effective survival strategy. In layman’s terms, having lots of sex and having lots of babies saves lives.
@@NuevoExistence Basically, it doesn't prevent death but it does prevent extinction. We also see this in fiction. The villain sometimes wants to save humanity, at the cost of many lives, while the hero doesn't want to sacrifice anyone at the risk of extinction (which would kill everyone anyways).
@@christopherorozco4533 I'd have to agree, but maybe fitness should also be determined by more factors. Its easier to kill 10 red crabs than it is to kill one person, so maybe a single life of an organism isn't worth the same amount of fitness of another because its harder to kill.
@@hxdzenHuh, looking at it again, it makes sense actually. As you can see from this vid, coconut Crab's feet are capable of moving forward, just like shrimps and lobster. The real crab usually only moves sideways.
Imagine waking up an seeing a coconut crab in your room between you an the door "life isn't big enough for the both of us, one of us will not survive this battle"
It'll be cool if all those red crabs learned the ability to completely swarm the coconut crab and just make quick work of it, that will be a sight to see
Fun fact: *The big boi can crack a coconut clean and thats where they found its name "Coconut Crab" and explains why The big Crab just PIERCED through the red crabs shell*
If a mantis shrimp were the size of a polar bear it could punch me into outer space. Not the animal in the video I know I just wanted everyone to know they have a reason to be thankful.
Who would've thought that crabs are some of the coldest killers in the world? I seriously thought they were going to have some claw wrestling like scorpions, but... their claws are for instant kills!
"Relax, they only eat coconuts, we're perfectly safe" - Last words of red crab.
lloooool
There's a report of coconut crab killing a bird
@@wildlifeisthewealthofnatur5457 and a kittens
@@mrchadthundercock7973 ...
tf is ur name!?
@@jimcasimirdiazbianes read it out loud
Ah yes, the classic "Survival by there being too many of us for you to hunt into extinction" tactic.
Hey, as long as it works
1 up from that is the "we can drown the enemy in our own blood!" tactic as seen in the exploding ant or the death by bee oven of the Japanese honeybee.
Cicada go buzzzz
Aaaahhhh, the Zapp Brannigan maneuver!
Cicadas: "TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....!!"
I love how these videos always make the predator seem like a final boss in Elden Ring when compared to their prey, but if you were to actually see a coconut crab it'd probably be eating a washed up sandal
They're brawn, not brain.
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER AND HAND ME THE DAMN GLOCK 19 WITH THE EXTENDO MAG.
Some of them have brains the size of peanuts but most of them can also rip you apart easily, even this funi looking dum crab can probably crush our skulls without much effort so I'd say its fair to portray them as some sort of final boss
@@some_icedtea5205 HAND ME THE 50 CAL MG
@@personthing88 BET.
The final boss of the crab world.
@Jakjakoptional boss
@Jakjak Meh, the spider crab is thin,the shell isn't that hard and its claw doesn't have enough power to break coconut crab's shell and neither the coconut crab.
@@nguyenp.nguyen7896 Uhhh just to tell you the Coconut crab can break a coconut so im not so sure
What about the giant enemy crab? Then again it did have a weak spot for massive damage, unlike a coconut crab
Red crab needs to dodge roll better
Damn, even crabs know how delicious crabs are..
First
+1 They ARE delicious.
Coconut crabs kinda just kill them
Krabby patty ingredient theory CONFIRMED.
hence craby patty ;)
Man you know you have bad luck when out of millions of red crabs you're the one that gets caught by the coconut crab
If you have that thing next to you and you don't move away, you can't call it "bad luck"
I hate how dumb crabs are. They outnumber the bully but don't have an IQ high enough to figure out they can just jump him facepalm
@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess The war of most prey. If the zebras or gnus teamed up against the lions instead of "every man for himself" the lions would go extinct
It’s a crab eat crab world
*Crabnibalism*
It's a false crab eat real crab world
Crab on crab crime.
It's a "Crabby" way to die
@@BOAYang When I try to say this out loud I get: "Crab _Nibble_ ism".
*And that's perfect.*
Note to self: Coconut crabs do NOT enjoy crab raves.
Isnt crab rave a dance for crabs?-
They do actually. Very yummy.
@@generischerkanalname1879 all you can eat buffet
@@table1225 coconut crabs are not crabs so Y E S
Then along came a smiling human, no claws and no fangs, just a swift hand and a "look Ethel, I caught us a big one for dinner"
Crab effortlessly snips off the human's junk
@@raksh9 I think if said human's junk is in a position whereby le monsieur Crab can effortlessly snip it off then it is well and truly deserved. We don't do beastiality in this dojo
@@TheAntiTrope No, Sensei!
Where are the vids of pet coconut crabs biti g owners fi gers of or killing pets or worst of all climbing in bed when u sleep
Wrong. They can be poisonous. Also, they can break your arm.
The other red crabs just walking like
“Damn bro I ain’t see shit. I’ll just be on my way”
🤣🤣🤣
It's so fun to watch crabs do stuff because they're very quiet and appear emotionless, like the most absurd thing will happen and they just stare and move like robots
ruclips.net/video/w_YaUQJAQSU/видео.html ,,.
First
Seriously, sometimes I find it funny how animals can see another of their species literally getting eaten and just kind of walk away or worse just watch without doing anything, but crabs are a whole new level ngl
@@cannibalman8175 I mean that’s the benefit of not having any real intelligence
Aliens watching humans be like:
Fun fact: The crush force of the coconut crab's claw is 3300 newtons, which is almost enough to crack a human bone.
Which means as malnourished as most people are they can probably break em
They say that coconut crabs ate Amelia Earheart's corpse after her lethal crash. After seeing one pierce that crab's carapace, I think I see how they found no remains.
“No matter how many they kill. They won’t dent red crab numbers. There’s just too many of them.” -exactly the point of an endless loophole.
They’ll never go hungry.
To a coconut crab, everything looks like Amelia Earhart
too soon-
@@meandmadarastwogiantballsa5638 she died 91 years ago tf you mean too soon
@@drew.- what if s/he's 97yrs old?
@@drew.- he was making a joke.
Wtf?
I like how they're basically just giant armored spiders in how their body is structured.
1:09 I was ready for crab rave to start
Lol
Lol
Me too
Which is an instant kill to the coconut crab🦀
It's a Prodigy fat of the land concert gathering
0:28 *"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"*
ah, a man of culture
0:36 flavor,i need more flavor
@@enguelberthbernal5341 meatcanyon?
@@cjisslime yes
Our hunger is saciated for now, but We will be back sponge bob
Love how there's a playlist of crabs dying in the most brutal way possible
Coconut crabs are very strong. But United, we are stronger
The crabs: hehe *poke*
activate the boss 🦀 crab : *death*
The crabs: I'm in *danger*
Why do I see you commenting on every video I watch. LITERALLY every random video that gets in my RUclips feed I see you commenting lol. Maybe same weird taste idk
Not this era
@Salmon Ella crab not kill crab.
Stop haunting people
When he said there are just too many of them I thought they would swarm him like ants do but they seemed to mind their own business lol
Tbf in this case the 'swarm em' stat wouldn't work since itd be like a wave of Troopers armed with combat knives charging an armageddon tank.
@@chaosinc.382 if you wanna use that analogy it would have to be a tank that can’t shoot its gun and only has big claws on the front lol i would like to think if all the grabs rushed him some could get on top and open the hatch to kill everyone inside 😂🤷♂️
@@RocketDraco47 lmao, that's fair. Guess it's more like a group armed with pointed sticks fighting a predatory dinosaur.
Even if they somehow could come up with a swarming strategy they probably wouldn't be able to put a dent in the coconut crab. Too durable.
@@cygnusprime6728 They could get between the limbs, the armor has to have weaknesses there otherwise it wouldn't be able to move. U know, just like in Attack on Titan.
"hey, look at him, he's a big fella. maybe he can share his workout."
"wait why's he going towards joshua."
Run Joshua run! Joshua no!
Red Crabs be like:
*WE STILL COMIN’*
Red armys in a nutshell
Red Lobster be like:
"WHERE'S THE BUTTER?"
Coconut Crab: Yum! Red Crabs for days!
RA2 Hell March intensifies! FOR HOME COUNTRY! URAAAA!
The homies watching their friend get torn apart be like: 👁👄👁
👁️👄👁️
👀
@@stanissmajorek5916 👁👄👁👀
@@juderichards1856 👀
👃
🕳️
@@stanissmajorek5916 👁👀👄👁
Am I the only person who can hear Mr. Krabs saying “money” as the red crabs are moving around😂
That is why I am here
same
😂😂
Found this on my recommended and seeing crab violence as of lately, yes, I did hear Mr. Krabs saying: "Money! Money!".
Are you feeling it now, Mr.Krabs?
I can just imagine a coconut crab killing one and being like “Finally,” then it just sees millions more and is like”. . . FUUUUUUUUUU-“
More like, thanks god i am not gonna starving
But they arent dangerous to it
It would rather be like this in the coconut crab's mind: "yes some more crabs to fill up my belly"
Dead
@@GameJuggz do all the red crabs gang up on the coconut crab?
I love how, in nature, “Breed in such a way it doesn’t matter how many of us die, our population will never deplete enough to permanently affect our species’s survival” is an effective survival strategy.
In layman’s terms, having lots of sex and having lots of babies saves lives.
Explains why we're still here eh ?
By definition, the fittest are those that produce the most.
- My Biology Textbook
@@NuevoExistence Basically, it doesn't prevent death but it does prevent extinction.
We also see this in fiction. The villain sometimes wants to save humanity, at the cost of many lives, while the hero doesn't want to sacrifice anyone at the risk of extinction (which would kill everyone anyways).
@@christopherorozco4533 I'd have to agree, but maybe fitness should also be determined by more factors. Its easier to kill 10 red crabs than it is to kill one person, so maybe a single life of an organism isn't worth the same amount of fitness of another because its harder to kill.
@@NuevoExistence in the animal world, doesnt matter who does. What matters is the species does not die and go extinct
Rare footage of the crab army at the most violent moments in crab wars
Crab : * gets killed by coconut crab *
Other crabs : 🦀🦀🦀 * crab rave playing *
Coconut crab: exists
Red crabs: let's sing the Soviet Union anthem
CRAB RAVE 🦀 🦀 🦀
The international
Maybe thats the reason why they called “Red” crab
No
P
That's like pinning a gecko up against a Komodo dragon, it's just not fair.
0:34 god damn that was brutal asf lol.
Went for the heart man hahaha
@@TheBlightMonkey you should have went for the head
@@brolysupersaiyan1634 ya should go for the money
The added Sfx is brutal indeed
Hey, you ventilate them like that and they stop squirming.
0:45
Fly lands on coconut crab and whispers: *Yo homie somebody sneaking up behind ya dawg*
Coconut Crab: *Oh alright fo sho*
Lol this needs attention
*Underrated*
I love this lmao
damn
"They only eat coconuts"
Famous last words
1:08 "Money money money money"
Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?
~ForneverWorld The Clown
@@rocknrollstar2798 I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL BARNACLE HEAD!
Lol
Im dead cause crabs got nothing to do with money 😭😭 just random
"Dude, you're max level, why are you still farming the beginner zone?"
Another coconut crab looks over to the coconut crab that asks the question: Bro, they put all the legendary stuff in this part of the Island.
PFFFT
Imagine falling asleep while in the beach and this dudes starts crawling on your leg omg
Yooo 😂
Amelia Earhart moment
"Why do I hear boss music?"
-Frank the now dead Red Crab
Coconut crab: Germany
Red crabs: USSR
Lmao
Underrated af.
Savage lmao
big german tanks vs waves of t34’s
Yet, you *do* know who wins in World War Two, right? 🤔
0:04 "They have a metal gear? Here!?"
crabs: see their friends be torn apart:
also crabs: *oh no! anyway*
Fun fact: Coconut crabs are not true crabs despite of their name.
What are they actually then?
@@adampeters892 Coconut crabs and Hermit crabs are more closely related to lobsters and shrimps.
or False crabs or imposters as a add on
@@hxdzenHuh, looking at it again, it makes sense actually. As you can see from this vid, coconut Crab's feet are capable of moving forward, just like shrimps and lobster. The real crab usually only moves sideways.
@@hanselsihotang also they have a hard tail (like shrimps and lobsters) that's curved to their "abdomen"
Imagine being the sound person who has to add the sound effects for puncturing that red crab.
I don't think that is an added sound.
Red Crab got molested
I tried not to laugh at this comment bc molested ppl go threw that...like me but...😂😂 I COULDN'T HELP IT
Silvercookie Xd O-oh god
@@Saphielles this comment was dark then u bring out the clouds sorry for your unfortunate event
Silvercookie
You aren’t wrong
0:44 that damn fly always makes it in at the right moment. Its like they have a gift for appearing in new coverage.
Everytime I see a coconut crab my head goes "a weapon to surpass Metal Gear"
One can imagine the strength of Coconut Crab claws which can rip open the hardest of Coconuts which even human hands can do....
They actually can tear open human heads. I heard there was this incident where they mistook some sleeping peoples heads for coconuts and killed them
@@freakeasia hmm...
meep 1478 mhm, righttt
Don't let a coconut crab near your balls.
@@bradmarchand8646 they are castration specialists 😆
Coconut crab eats a red crab
Other red crabs : Yea that's Garry, he does that.
😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated
New Red Crab: What do we do?!
Older Red Crabs: Just don't make eye contact and go around him.
@@aaronporter4221 what if that was just another coconut crab that looked like Gary?
Red Crabs: *raving*
Coconut crab: *appears*
Red Crabs: “Oh no, he’s going for the boombox!”
Now, this is the “giant enemy crab”
I’m the 70th like I ruined the 69 :)
Could you imagine if humans had the same strength to size ratio of a coconut crab? Insane.
You realize an ant is stronger right??
@@brianperea294 all right guy
@@brianperea294 but crab is cool with claws that go pinch
I already do
0:11
Holy crap, that pan out to show the size comparison is INSANE.
I'd rather be SHINY!
I say that on crab videos all the time.
Lol
Ohh it's the moana song that uhh... what was that giant crab's name again?
Tamatoa
@@ziriebenton6659 ohh thanks for telling me the crab's name 👍
Mr. Crab using Naruto shadow clone jutsu vs coconut crab
Vs susaano crab
Oh hi xiao main
@@hydra6148 haha hi
The red crabs didn't even bother to move further away while they had the chance. Each one assumed THEY would not be the one caught.
The other crabs like,
"JUST WALK BOYS, WE SAW NOTHING."
Coconut crab:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!
I can just hear a versionof the "money, money, money AHHHH" meme, where it's just Mr. KRabs and then a bloody cameo featuring Tamatoa.
Tenés razón
"I'm so shiny!"
- Coconut crab, probably
I feel bad for the crab. That’s actually right about where it’s heart is. Poor thing, I guess the March goes on.
Mercy of the Coconut Crab
Imagine waking up an seeing a coconut crab in your room between you an the door "life isn't big enough for the both of us, one of us will not survive this battle"
God, these things strike a fear in my heart that I cannot coherently explain. Coconut crabs are kinda creepy looking too.
Red crab: Who are you?
Coconut crab: I'm you, but better.
I love how after it kills one they all back away like “oooooohhhhh...”
Coconut crab looks like the last boss of every game.
Now this is the Starship Troopers sequel I’ve been looking for
I like how coconut crabs are just hermit crabs that underwent insular gigantism to the point that they don't need shells anymore.
Imagine being the unlucky one out of thousands to be captured
who knew that what is essentially an Oversized Hermit Crab could be so brutal?
It'll be cool if all those red crabs learned the ability to completely swarm the coconut crab and just make quick work of it, that will be a sight to see
He's like the final boss in Metal Slug
It's 3am and I'm watching crabs fight, what has my life become
12:34 midnight ,over here 😂
1:58 here
Red Crab: 8 year old me running around with a pistol in MW2
Coconut Crab: My 18 year old brother with juggernaut armor
When the game fully releases and you're the only one with the beta tester gear
0:55 For a second, seemed as if its a Fly's eye
Imagine being on a deserted island and the top apex predator is a damn crab
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He *cracc*
Wow; that's so original!
Who does he protect ? Himself 😳😅
Fun fact: *The big boi can crack a coconut clean and thats where they found its name "Coconut Crab" and explains why The big Crab just PIERCED through the red crabs shell*
Fly: "Don't mind me, just passing by."
“Oh great guys it’s Jerry”
“I hate that guy he’s always so rough”
If a mantis shrimp were the size of a polar bear it could punch me into outer space.
Not the animal in the video I know I just wanted everyone to know they have a reason to be thankful.
It must be an Anxiety filled life to be a crab🦀
Tamatoa's on a killing spree
"No matter how many they kill, they wont dent red crab numbers." Japanese:" Hold my sashimi."
The coconut crab is considered vulnerable, it has gone extinct wherever there are large human populations.
That looks like the type of crab that would sing about how shiny he is
COCONUT CRABS ARE HERMIT CRABS AND ARE THE STRONGEST CRABS IN THE WORLD.
Whats Second
ANONYMOUS RUclipsr_36 can they chop a finger off
@@poopman7800 omg
@Brent Jones they might
@Brent Jones Have you seen a Tasmanian giant crab
"No matter how many they kill"
Proceeds to show time-lapsed footage of the coconut crab doing literally nothing to dozens of passing red crabs.
Who would've thought that crabs are some of the coldest killers in the world? I seriously thought they were going to have some claw wrestling like scorpions, but... their claws are for instant kills!
Holycrab !
I know right thay are freeking huge and dangerous thay can cut a finger clean of.
Red crab: You can't break my shell!
Coconut crab: Bold of you to assume your shell can protect you..
Red crabs like “if one of us goes to war, we ALL go to war!!”
Red Crab: you gonna die
Coconut Crab: We shall see (pounces)
I think people wanted to believe they just ate coconuts bc they are just so dang scary.
The Fact that the video is all from BBC being screen recorded 1:17
"Send your armies but they'll never be enough. My shell's too tough..."
Anyone else not expect the coconut crab to do something quickly? Like we always see them being slow
That is not a crab. That is a walking battle platform.
Crab-like-lobster-type-thing that eats crabs?
You know that shizzle tastes great!! 🍤 🍺
Who's here after the recommendation of a crab amputating his arm?
@Ent Htoo Khant welcome on board 😂
Haha Wtf you guys to?
@@thatguy1321 yes 😂😂😂
Indeed
@@spooked_frydo 😅
Every crab was thinking "slowly back away"
0:35 damn