*Next-Door Tech CEO 2024*

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @Mytechceo
    @Mytechceo 4 месяца назад +495

    don't even apply

    • @75hilmar
      @75hilmar 4 месяца назад +13

      That's the right mindset, we need people like you in our company

    • @johnpulawski35
      @johnpulawski35 4 месяца назад +1

      this gotta be what working for e acc dudes is like

  • @backgroundnoise9310
    @backgroundnoise9310 4 месяца назад +793

    You can tell he means business because he has a vest on. He's got no time for sleeves.

    • @SoftBreadSoft
      @SoftBreadSoft 4 месяца назад +43

      no one was ever called Sleeve Jobs

    • @aziz9488
      @aziz9488 4 месяца назад +4

      yep patagonia too

    • @PhilippBlum
      @PhilippBlum 4 месяца назад +3

      Not only does Patagonia mean business.
      It also means he is a good person, because he cares about the environment.

    • @RepXn
      @RepXn 4 месяца назад +6

      I would like to see you get anywhere near 10x development without blowing your sleeves off. Sleeves are a liability.

    • @getreadytotube
      @getreadytotube 3 месяца назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @coinflipper8871
    @coinflipper8871 4 месяца назад +442

    New tech startup? Check!
    Crypto/AI based? Check!
    Bankrupt in a year? Check!

  • @disekjoumoer
    @disekjoumoer 4 месяца назад +243

    A company I worked for hired a guy exactly like this. The entire company's personnel left within 60 days.

    • @passerby4507
      @passerby4507 4 месяца назад +14

      For real? Do you have a quote for us?

    • @disekjoumoer
      @disekjoumoer 4 месяца назад

      @@passerby4507 Loads. Fired one PM after stealing his work and claiming it as his own. Publicly humiliating someone (me) by mailing the entire company and telling them how I was useless at IT. Threatened to fire me as the first thing he did on his first day. Me consoling people he'd humiliated who were crying in the bathroom. Him criticising me for not getting Apple monitors for every single desk. Him complaining about people being unorganised, but having about 300 files on his tiny 12" Macbook's desktop. Him complaining that there was no way to connect a 12" Macbook to said Apple monitor (this was in 2015 when Apple stopped making monitors for a while). I left after 2 months to join the original founders who left after two weeks, realising that he was a walking train wreck. He was fired after three years, not having managed to sign up a single customer in that time. The guy who hired him, who had kept him on in spite of his obvious problems to save face, eventually sold what remained of the company and became an alcoholic.

    • @harryg9976
      @harryg9976 4 месяца назад +6

      tell us more

    • @vamonosraza4361
      @vamonosraza4361 4 месяца назад +13

      He did his job well

    • @iasonmax3473
      @iasonmax3473 4 месяца назад +2

      Spill the tea pls

  • @sirexilon49
    @sirexilon49 4 месяца назад +376

    "You're not sick; this is America" - Jason

    • @antelope6826
      @antelope6826 4 месяца назад +1

      Truer words have never been spoken 😂😭

    • @WochenendNerds
      @WochenendNerds 16 дней назад

      Health insurance is communism 😂

  • @dustin_echoes
    @dustin_echoes 4 месяца назад +441

    "I'm fully on a keto diet because Steve Jobs said stay hungry." 😂

    • @sergioterrero
      @sergioterrero 4 месяца назад +4

      That was the highlight of the video 😅😂

    • @APIsForDevs
      @APIsForDevs 4 месяца назад +2

      That diet seems to instill some energy through

    • @NikolaNevenov86
      @NikolaNevenov86 4 месяца назад +5

      honestly never felt hungry on a keto

    • @antelope6826
      @antelope6826 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @MathiasMartinWR
      @MathiasMartinWR 2 месяца назад

      He clearly doesn’t understand keto then.

  • @aominedaiki3783
    @aominedaiki3783 4 месяца назад +260

    "Are we a startup or are we a start down" 🤣

  • @generalzod5944
    @generalzod5944 4 месяца назад +134

    Giving employee of the month to his dog is the most accurate zing I've seen yet. That absolutely slayed me.

  • @isenewotheophilus6485
    @isenewotheophilus6485 4 месяца назад +72

    The board doesn't run this company
    2 days later: I apologize!!!
    lmfao😂

  • @firstname8559
    @firstname8559 4 месяца назад +142

    When the “CEO” is tech illiterate 😂

    • @theskyblockman
      @theskyblockman 4 месяца назад +8

      This makes CTO reasonable then

  • @bonquaviusdingle5720
    @bonquaviusdingle5720 4 месяца назад +121

    he’s got his venture capital puffer jacket on guys…he’s the real deal

  • @AkichiDaikashima
    @AkichiDaikashima 4 месяца назад +111

    1:54 one guy on chatgpt and another watching minecraft vids on youtube got me

  • @mbunkus
    @mbunkus 4 месяца назад +56

    "We sell freedom!" ← This is probably the most Start Up American thing I've ever heard 😁😂

  • @tsyf1
    @tsyf1 4 месяца назад +68

    Just a vest full of buzzwords instead of a person 😂😂😂

    • @FathDaniel
      @FathDaniel 4 месяца назад +10

      So. Most accurate CEO depiction ever?

  • @leonhard.doerflinger
    @leonhard.doerflinger 4 месяца назад +53

    "You're supposed to be intrinsically motivated."

  • @SargasGeorgiev
    @SargasGeorgiev 4 месяца назад +62

    This is the AI meets blockchain 10x quantum content I am subbed for!

  • @ramanhalder3147
    @ramanhalder3147 4 месяца назад +56

    Your Degrees dont matter.
    'Wait this is not IVY league''

  • @vicca4671
    @vicca4671 4 месяца назад +14

    This one is too real to be funny, guys. You're reaching peak realism.

  • @vito2320
    @vito2320 4 месяца назад +30

    Developer: But the board won't like it
    CEO: I am the board

  • @WoolyCow
    @WoolyCow 4 месяца назад +24

    THIS GUY JUST REVOLUTIONISED AI!!! By making the activation function quantum, all the nodes are both activate and inactive simultaneously so that they can always output the perfect response.

    • @michaellin4553
      @michaellin4553 4 месяца назад +1

      The model weights are quantized with microscopic, nitrogen cooled lava lamps that will start charging $10,000 per bit-year of entropy once you go past the free energy quota

    • @zackchen6280
      @zackchen6280 3 месяца назад

      Schrödingers Neural Net

  • @cuatro336
    @cuatro336 4 месяца назад +3

    I've actually worked for a company owner that thought like this.
    "The server went down at 3am and you didn't pick up the phone!!"
    "I'm sorry, I was asleep and my phone was on vibrate to avoid waking the baby."
    "I expect more commitment than this."
    I have a new job now thankfully.

  • @davidk.8434
    @davidk.8434 2 месяца назад +2

    What's even more fun is when the boss is like this 10 years later, no longer a startup and now just a mediocre small business, but keeps the same authoritarian mania

  • @unimposings
    @unimposings 4 месяца назад +20

    Pump Pump Pump... Hire Hire Hire... Fire Fire Fire..

  • @reallyWyrd
    @reallyWyrd 4 месяца назад +8

    FYI: if you have a manager or CEO like this wanna-be Steve Jobs guy I strongly suggest you quit.
    He/she/they will *never* stop being abusive. The cycle will go on forever, and after you burn out, they'll just move on to the next person.

  • @jenssundqvist17
    @jenssundqvist17 4 месяца назад +29

    The flat hierarchy shit is too real, had a former shit boss who told me the exact same thing whilst never talking too production about any goals or deadlines lmao

  • @didnti
    @didnti 4 месяца назад +10

    "I'm working 24 hours straight" "Where is the extra hours?" 💀💀💀

  • @jcy089
    @jcy089 4 месяца назад +15

    This guy + the startup PM from the previous video + a bunch of synthetic AI employees will be what future startups look like 😂

    • @aaronlandis7929
      @aaronlandis7929 4 месяца назад +1

      Not the dystopia we asked for, but the one we deserve.

  • @cptbaker
    @cptbaker 4 месяца назад +11

    "you're not sick, this is AMERICA." 😂😅😭

  • @tizianschmidlin5411
    @tizianschmidlin5411 4 месяца назад +4

    at about 2:30 the cuts were so fast I had to take a break because I was about the throw up, nicely done!

  • @projekt95
    @projekt95 4 месяца назад +23

    The CEO looks a bit like a crazy version of Jared from Silicon Valley

    • @ficolas2
      @ficolas2 4 месяца назад +5

      I mean Jared was crazy, but in a different way

    • @nbarbettini
      @nbarbettini 4 месяца назад

      Discount Jared

  • @dmitriyrasskazov8858
    @dmitriyrasskazov8858 4 месяца назад +7

    When i hear "Growth hacker" i cant but imagine a dude that injected something into himself and now its growths everywhere

  • @sofiaknyazeva
    @sofiaknyazeva 4 месяца назад +42

    Average Gen Z Tech CEOs be like:

  • @davidemiozzi8589
    @davidemiozzi8589 4 месяца назад +5

    I once met a German guy, CTO of a startup that moved to San Francisco, and that's basically how his company was.

  • @verkhani5325
    @verkhani5325 4 месяца назад +12

    Thank You, this was weirdly therapeutic.

  • @SIMULATAN
    @SIMULATAN 4 месяца назад +21

    I genuinely feel bad for the employees lmao

  • @wchorski
    @wchorski 4 месяца назад +3

    This guy plays Helldivers 2 and roleplays as a soldier

  • @Puschit1
    @Puschit1 4 месяца назад +12

    In the end that CEO should have been shown having a cold, too

  • @Minastir1
    @Minastir1 4 месяца назад +5

    everyone who has worked at startups has met this guy

  • @theobuh
    @theobuh 4 месяца назад +5

    I love Joe the Backend Engineer 😂😂

  • @JLarky
    @JLarky 4 месяца назад +17

    Unlimited non-PTO days. This sounds like this is not a company, but a family

    • @AvikNayak_
      @AvikNayak_ 4 месяца назад +4

      "We are a family" 😂

  • @tiko-
    @tiko- 4 месяца назад +12

    lol the guy at 1:53 watching a minecraft video

  • @11vag
    @11vag 4 месяца назад +3

    I like how this channel is evolving

  • @user-dd3lw2pq9v
    @user-dd3lw2pq9v 4 месяца назад +2

    So many great one-liners.
    We don't hire part-time. We don't do the whole 9-5.

    • @user-dd3lw2pq9v
      @user-dd3lw2pq9v 4 месяца назад

      If you have another kidney dysfunction this week, you're not gonna go to the hospital you're gonna go to the unemployment line.

  • @kekitech
    @kekitech 4 месяца назад +4

    this hurts. too real.

  • @theobuh
    @theobuh 4 месяца назад +3

    I love how one of the Programmers was using Chat GPT 😂

  • @alvisedwald
    @alvisedwald 4 месяца назад +1

    "You don't need a degree to work for us." But also "That's not an Ivy League. Who hired you?" 🤣

  • @tiko-
    @tiko- 4 месяца назад +6

    we gangnam style now

  • @John_Smith__
    @John_Smith__ 4 месяца назад +6

    LMAO !!! Oh yes this is So So much 2024 CEO ... and the final part was amazing ..
    - Oh , you're not a VC ... look honestly we're running a crypto scam right now ... but we will eventually have a startup .. literally bitcoin with block size fork ...
    LOL!

  • @connor43057
    @connor43057 4 месяца назад +1

    “Temple University” - is that a King Terry reference!?

  • @casperes0912
    @casperes0912 4 месяца назад +6

    I’m on a fully keto diet because Steve Jobs said stay hungry. 😂

  • @forresthopkinsa
    @forresthopkinsa 4 месяца назад +3

    BITCOIN WITH BLOCK SIZE FOUR LMAO

  • @mccafferyfamily
    @mccafferyfamily 4 месяца назад +4

    how about first day dev at crowdstrike pushing out a patch globally lol

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 3 месяца назад

    "btc with blocksize 4" at first i interperated it as 4 bytes and was dying laughing

  • @willothewild
    @willothewild 4 месяца назад +1

    Wow, his American accent is spot-on. If he was giving a TED talk I would totally believe him.

  • @beertrader9385
    @beertrader9385 4 месяца назад +4

    This is the evil twin of Jared/Donald from Silicon valley

    • @psibarpsi
      @psibarpsi 4 месяца назад

      OMG YES!! 😂

  • @carlosuresti4390
    @carlosuresti4390 4 месяца назад +2

    "Pump! Pump! Pump! Pump!.....Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher!...."

  • @therealjohnshelburne
    @therealjohnshelburne 4 месяца назад +5

    It’s a 10x Mooshot project

  • @isfandyar3937
    @isfandyar3937 4 месяца назад +1

    at this point i am convinced this channel team all members are 10x engineers

  • @D4DAM
    @D4DAM 4 месяца назад +3

    why does this feel like a game trailer? lol

  • @BlueCardinal33
    @BlueCardinal33 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm getting heavy The Office vibes, but in Start-Up World

  • @RedParaCoder
    @RedParaCoder 4 месяца назад +10

    Gangnam Style

  • @MaZe741
    @MaZe741 4 месяца назад

    "How many hours does a Wednesday have" xDDDDD

  • @frankyfraaank
    @frankyfraaank 4 месяца назад +13

    God I hope his Patagonia vest isn't flame-resistant.

  • @75hilmar
    @75hilmar 4 месяца назад +1

    "Twentyseven twentyseven." Isn't that a quote from Rage 2 😂

  • @JagaSantagostino
    @JagaSantagostino 2 месяца назад

    "Startdown" killed me ☠

  • @luuat595
    @luuat595 4 месяца назад +1

    3:45 “Scamming Users, Scamming VCs”

  • @Ciprian-Amarandei
    @Ciprian-Amarandei 4 месяца назад +8

    I only respect developers that have at least 2 monitors on their desk.

    • @elongated_muskrat_is_my_name
      @elongated_muskrat_is_my_name 3 месяца назад +2

      i'll happily use a laptop screen and a £5 2nd-hand monitor but you do need two monitors or else you're constantly flipping between windows

  • @PhonkEcho
    @PhonkEcho 4 месяца назад +1

    Making the World a Better Place" style hype from the Silicon Valley episode at TechCrunch Disrupt.

  • @weathercontrol0
    @weathercontrol0 4 месяца назад +1

    BCH brun at the end was craaazy💀💀💀

  • @TheHowingFantods
    @TheHowingFantods 2 месяца назад

    "…a flat hierarchy" 😅

  • @kingcrimson5303
    @kingcrimson5303 4 месяца назад +1

    The collab we didn’t know we needed

  • @evanmaier2551
    @evanmaier2551 2 месяца назад

    I'm on a keto dient because steve jobs said "stay hungry" 😂😂😂

  • @BuckedUnicorn
    @BuckedUnicorn 4 месяца назад +2

    2:44, best frame.

  • @CodemanBen
    @CodemanBen 3 месяца назад

    "I've worked for 24 hours straight"
    "See that's the problem. What about that other hour?"
    Oh God. It's too real 😆

  • @WistrelChianti
    @WistrelChianti 4 месяца назад

    lol that triangle of success XD

  • @zuxcode
    @zuxcode 3 месяца назад

    4:45 these are our underpaid engineers 😂😂😂😂

  • @Stefos96k
    @Stefos96k 22 дня назад

    This is the Michael Scott of Tech

  • @LHCB6
    @LHCB6 4 месяца назад

    This is gold. Pure gold.

  • @GatorDunnAZ
    @GatorDunnAZ 4 месяца назад +1

    Interesting documentary!

  • @wherami
    @wherami 4 месяца назад +1

    This rekinds me of 2000s bubbles lol

  • @peteshmeat9495
    @peteshmeat9495 4 месяца назад

    I love it. Had a boss like this.

  • @Zuckerkome
    @Zuckerkome 4 месяца назад +1

    Is this the real Quinoacoin Inc. ?

  • @treythomas7647
    @treythomas7647 4 месяца назад +1

    Lol I'm on keto but I don't stay hungry

  • @flightmode7655
    @flightmode7655 4 месяца назад +5

    04:01 😂

  • @banzaipiegaming
    @banzaipiegaming 3 месяца назад

    The only thing that could make this better is him repeating "innovation" rather than "technology"

  • @xpertdbx
    @xpertdbx 4 месяца назад

    shit to fire. Never show this to my boss.

  • @guilherme5094
    @guilherme5094 4 месяца назад

    🤣Thanks!

  • @RealSergius
    @RealSergius 2 месяца назад

    Web3 to AI is so easy and natural when you are in founder mode

  • @the_game1259
    @the_game1259 21 день назад

    I love how most of them are watching yt

  • @vivekgautamj
    @vivekgautamj 2 месяца назад

    we pivoted 4 times this week

  • @deepthread
    @deepthread 4 месяца назад

    We pivoted 4 times this week 😂

  • @leyasep5919
    @leyasep5919 4 месяца назад

    3:45 it's missing "scamming suppliers" and "scamming workers"

  • @pabloe1802
    @pabloe1802 4 месяца назад +1

    Its like working for Elon

  • @syedjs_
    @syedjs_ 4 месяца назад +1

    Is that my boy Farzy?

  • @Azcane
    @Azcane 4 месяца назад

    *Demands 27/27 work hours*
    "We sell FREEDOM"
    America in a nutshell

  • @HonsHon
    @HonsHon 2 месяца назад

    Damn good actor by the way

  • @marosmierka1904
    @marosmierka1904 8 дней назад

    i have discovered Mr RObot
    aint that Martin Wallstrom ? tha COE guy is like a brother of Tyrell

  • @sjnewhouse2010
    @sjnewhouse2010 3 месяца назад

    Product are a special breed... PTSD inducing special

  • @b-easy-sp0
    @b-easy-sp0 3 месяца назад

    Thanks Joe, everyone needs a Joe 3:56

  • @dphov
    @dphov 2 месяца назад

    I want to vomit after this video, so accurate