@@passerby4507 Loads. Fired one PM after stealing his work and claiming it as his own. Publicly humiliating someone (me) by mailing the entire company and telling them how I was useless at IT. Threatened to fire me as the first thing he did on his first day. Me consoling people he'd humiliated who were crying in the bathroom. Him criticising me for not getting Apple monitors for every single desk. Him complaining about people being unorganised, but having about 300 files on his tiny 12" Macbook's desktop. Him complaining that there was no way to connect a 12" Macbook to said Apple monitor (this was in 2015 when Apple stopped making monitors for a while). I left after 2 months to join the original founders who left after two weeks, realising that he was a walking train wreck. He was fired after three years, not having managed to sign up a single customer in that time. The guy who hired him, who had kept him on in spite of his obvious problems to save face, eventually sold what remained of the company and became an alcoholic.
THIS GUY JUST REVOLUTIONISED AI!!! By making the activation function quantum, all the nodes are both activate and inactive simultaneously so that they can always output the perfect response.
The model weights are quantized with microscopic, nitrogen cooled lava lamps that will start charging $10,000 per bit-year of entropy once you go past the free energy quota
I've actually worked for a company owner that thought like this. "The server went down at 3am and you didn't pick up the phone!!" "I'm sorry, I was asleep and my phone was on vibrate to avoid waking the baby." "I expect more commitment than this." I have a new job now thankfully.
What's even more fun is when the boss is like this 10 years later, no longer a startup and now just a mediocre small business, but keeps the same authoritarian mania
FYI: if you have a manager or CEO like this wanna-be Steve Jobs guy I strongly suggest you quit. He/she/they will *never* stop being abusive. The cycle will go on forever, and after you burn out, they'll just move on to the next person.
The flat hierarchy shit is too real, had a former shit boss who told me the exact same thing whilst never talking too production about any goals or deadlines lmao
LMAO !!! Oh yes this is So So much 2024 CEO ... and the final part was amazing .. - Oh , you're not a VC ... look honestly we're running a crypto scam right now ... but we will eventually have a startup .. literally bitcoin with block size fork ... LOL!
don't even apply
That's the right mindset, we need people like you in our company
this gotta be what working for e acc dudes is like
You can tell he means business because he has a vest on. He's got no time for sleeves.
no one was ever called Sleeve Jobs
yep patagonia too
Not only does Patagonia mean business.
It also means he is a good person, because he cares about the environment.
I would like to see you get anywhere near 10x development without blowing your sleeves off. Sleeves are a liability.
🤣🤣🤣
New tech startup? Check!
Crypto/AI based? Check!
Bankrupt in a year? Check!
Oh yeah!!
The American Dream!
you forget quantum
A company I worked for hired a guy exactly like this. The entire company's personnel left within 60 days.
For real? Do you have a quote for us?
@@passerby4507 Loads. Fired one PM after stealing his work and claiming it as his own. Publicly humiliating someone (me) by mailing the entire company and telling them how I was useless at IT. Threatened to fire me as the first thing he did on his first day. Me consoling people he'd humiliated who were crying in the bathroom. Him criticising me for not getting Apple monitors for every single desk. Him complaining about people being unorganised, but having about 300 files on his tiny 12" Macbook's desktop. Him complaining that there was no way to connect a 12" Macbook to said Apple monitor (this was in 2015 when Apple stopped making monitors for a while). I left after 2 months to join the original founders who left after two weeks, realising that he was a walking train wreck. He was fired after three years, not having managed to sign up a single customer in that time. The guy who hired him, who had kept him on in spite of his obvious problems to save face, eventually sold what remained of the company and became an alcoholic.
tell us more
He did his job well
Spill the tea pls
"You're not sick; this is America" - Jason
Truer words have never been spoken 😂😭
Health insurance is communism 😂
"I'm fully on a keto diet because Steve Jobs said stay hungry." 😂
That was the highlight of the video 😅😂
That diet seems to instill some energy through
honestly never felt hungry on a keto
😂😂😂
He clearly doesn’t understand keto then.
"Are we a startup or are we a start down" 🤣
Giving employee of the month to his dog is the most accurate zing I've seen yet. That absolutely slayed me.
💅💅💅
The board doesn't run this company
2 days later: I apologize!!!
lmfao😂
When the “CEO” is tech illiterate 😂
This makes CTO reasonable then
he’s got his venture capital puffer jacket on guys…he’s the real deal
1:54 one guy on chatgpt and another watching minecraft vids on youtube got me
"We sell freedom!" ← This is probably the most Start Up American thing I've ever heard 😁😂
Just a vest full of buzzwords instead of a person 😂😂😂
So. Most accurate CEO depiction ever?
"You're supposed to be intrinsically motivated."
This is the AI meets blockchain 10x quantum content I am subbed for!
Quantum Computing
Your Degrees dont matter.
'Wait this is not IVY league''
This one is too real to be funny, guys. You're reaching peak realism.
Developer: But the board won't like it
CEO: I am the board
Not. Yet.
@@leichtgesalzener-kabeljaurogge It's treason then.
THIS GUY JUST REVOLUTIONISED AI!!! By making the activation function quantum, all the nodes are both activate and inactive simultaneously so that they can always output the perfect response.
The model weights are quantized with microscopic, nitrogen cooled lava lamps that will start charging $10,000 per bit-year of entropy once you go past the free energy quota
Schrödingers Neural Net
I've actually worked for a company owner that thought like this.
"The server went down at 3am and you didn't pick up the phone!!"
"I'm sorry, I was asleep and my phone was on vibrate to avoid waking the baby."
"I expect more commitment than this."
I have a new job now thankfully.
What's even more fun is when the boss is like this 10 years later, no longer a startup and now just a mediocre small business, but keeps the same authoritarian mania
Pump Pump Pump... Hire Hire Hire... Fire Fire Fire..
FYI: if you have a manager or CEO like this wanna-be Steve Jobs guy I strongly suggest you quit.
He/she/they will *never* stop being abusive. The cycle will go on forever, and after you burn out, they'll just move on to the next person.
>they
The flat hierarchy shit is too real, had a former shit boss who told me the exact same thing whilst never talking too production about any goals or deadlines lmao
"I'm working 24 hours straight" "Where is the extra hours?" 💀💀💀
This guy + the startup PM from the previous video + a bunch of synthetic AI employees will be what future startups look like 😂
Not the dystopia we asked for, but the one we deserve.
"you're not sick, this is AMERICA." 😂😅😭
at about 2:30 the cuts were so fast I had to take a break because I was about the throw up, nicely done!
The CEO looks a bit like a crazy version of Jared from Silicon Valley
I mean Jared was crazy, but in a different way
Discount Jared
When i hear "Growth hacker" i cant but imagine a dude that injected something into himself and now its growths everywhere
Average Gen Z Tech CEOs be like:
I once met a German guy, CTO of a startup that moved to San Francisco, and that's basically how his company was.
Thank You, this was weirdly therapeutic.
I genuinely feel bad for the employees lmao
This guy plays Helldivers 2 and roleplays as a soldier
In the end that CEO should have been shown having a cold, too
everyone who has worked at startups has met this guy
I love Joe the Backend Engineer 😂😂
Unlimited non-PTO days. This sounds like this is not a company, but a family
"We are a family" 😂
lol the guy at 1:53 watching a minecraft video
I like how this channel is evolving
So many great one-liners.
We don't hire part-time. We don't do the whole 9-5.
If you have another kidney dysfunction this week, you're not gonna go to the hospital you're gonna go to the unemployment line.
this hurts. too real.
I love how one of the Programmers was using Chat GPT 😂
"You don't need a degree to work for us." But also "That's not an Ivy League. Who hired you?" 🤣
we gangnam style now
LMAO !!! Oh yes this is So So much 2024 CEO ... and the final part was amazing ..
- Oh , you're not a VC ... look honestly we're running a crypto scam right now ... but we will eventually have a startup .. literally bitcoin with block size fork ...
LOL!
“Temple University” - is that a King Terry reference!?
I’m on a fully keto diet because Steve Jobs said stay hungry. 😂
BITCOIN WITH BLOCK SIZE FOUR LMAO
how about first day dev at crowdstrike pushing out a patch globally lol
"btc with blocksize 4" at first i interperated it as 4 bytes and was dying laughing
Wow, his American accent is spot-on. If he was giving a TED talk I would totally believe him.
This is the evil twin of Jared/Donald from Silicon valley
OMG YES!! 😂
"Pump! Pump! Pump! Pump!.....Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher!...."
It’s a 10x Mooshot project
at this point i am convinced this channel team all members are 10x engineers
why does this feel like a game trailer? lol
I'm getting heavy The Office vibes, but in Start-Up World
Gangnam Style
"How many hours does a Wednesday have" xDDDDD
God I hope his Patagonia vest isn't flame-resistant.
"Twentyseven twentyseven." Isn't that a quote from Rage 2 😂
"Startdown" killed me ☠
3:45 “Scamming Users, Scamming VCs”
I only respect developers that have at least 2 monitors on their desk.
i'll happily use a laptop screen and a £5 2nd-hand monitor but you do need two monitors or else you're constantly flipping between windows
Making the World a Better Place" style hype from the Silicon Valley episode at TechCrunch Disrupt.
BCH brun at the end was craaazy💀💀💀
"…a flat hierarchy" 😅
The collab we didn’t know we needed
I'm on a keto dient because steve jobs said "stay hungry" 😂😂😂
2:44, best frame.
"I've worked for 24 hours straight"
"See that's the problem. What about that other hour?"
Oh God. It's too real 😆
lol that triangle of success XD
4:45 these are our underpaid engineers 😂😂😂😂
This is the Michael Scott of Tech
This is gold. Pure gold.
Interesting documentary!
This rekinds me of 2000s bubbles lol
I love it. Had a boss like this.
Is this the real Quinoacoin Inc. ?
Lol I'm on keto but I don't stay hungry
04:01 😂
The only thing that could make this better is him repeating "innovation" rather than "technology"
shit to fire. Never show this to my boss.
🤣Thanks!
Web3 to AI is so easy and natural when you are in founder mode
I love how most of them are watching yt
we pivoted 4 times this week
We pivoted 4 times this week 😂
3:45 it's missing "scamming suppliers" and "scamming workers"
Its like working for Elon
Is that my boy Farzy?
*Demands 27/27 work hours*
"We sell FREEDOM"
America in a nutshell
Damn good actor by the way
i have discovered Mr RObot
aint that Martin Wallstrom ? tha COE guy is like a brother of Tyrell
Product are a special breed... PTSD inducing special
Thanks Joe, everyone needs a Joe 3:56
I want to vomit after this video, so accurate