Jimmy Carr - Paralympics

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Jimmy Carr talking about the paralympics.

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  • @spencerjohnson2911
    @spencerjohnson2911 7 лет назад +527

    It's amazing how his responses are within less than a millisecond.

    • @iVironment
      @iVironment 6 лет назад +16

      ah the wonders of robotics

  • @Madferitleeds
    @Madferitleeds 11 лет назад

    Good on Jimmy for not paying tax. Tax is indistinguishable from theft. Cut more and privatise the public sector

  • @KSal-t2d
    @KSal-t2d 9 лет назад

    what did he mean when he was like " hang on that would be just below football". I didnt get it

    • @thepaulbradley
      @thepaulbradley 8 лет назад +9

      +Kareem Salem
      That would just be BLOW football...

  • @JK_Clark
    @JK_Clark 11 лет назад +44

    Watching the Paralympics has taught me so much about acceptance of other people's different abilities but also...
    If they can lift more, throw further and run faster than me, how come they still get to park closer to Tesco?

    • @philosopher1a
      @philosopher1a 3 года назад

      haha

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 3 года назад +1

      Now that deserves more than 4 likes per year..
      Are you quoting a comedian? That was a very well formed joke.

    • @JK_Clark
      @JK_Clark 3 года назад +1

      @@drewlovelyhell4892 thanks! I know a good joke, when I steal one.

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 3 года назад +1

      @@JK_Clark 😆

  • @Stuff8522
    @Stuff8522 7 лет назад +124

    Paranormal Olympics. Nailed it.

    • @DavidAndrewsPEC
      @DavidAndrewsPEC 7 лет назад

      Ah - you only think that you nailed it when it was your spirit guide that whispered it in your ear!
      /sarcasm at paranormalists

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 3 года назад

      @@DavidAndrewsPEC Oh my god, that would be awesome.. really sets my imagination running.

  • @mimoochodom2684
    @mimoochodom2684 8 лет назад +151

    After viewing Jim's vids, I've come to the conclusion that his jokes are secondary to his audience and heckler interactions. Often I've felt that if a comedian interacts with their audience , at length, he/she doesn't have enough credible material to go by but this guy has sold us candy and we love it. What a great spontaneous talent. Hilarious.

    • @Bernard-John
      @Bernard-John 5 лет назад +1

      what a strange thing to write.

    • @Bernard-John
      @Bernard-John 5 лет назад

      @Paul In Kyushu who cares when he is so funny,chill out

  • @oliverhayhoe
    @oliverhayhoe 7 лет назад +105

    The bloke who yelled "spacker olympics" deserves a medal.

  • @thekingofnorway3465
    @thekingofnorway3465 6 лет назад +72

    What's better than winning the paralympics? Having legs

  • @TheJusticeNpeace
    @TheJusticeNpeace 8 лет назад +81

    Damn, the best response would be "Parasite", imagine all the woooooooooo!

  • @TranscendentLion
    @TranscendentLion 10 лет назад +79

    Oddly enough, he's about right with the Paralympics being essentially a sports day for injured servicemen.

    • @klystron2010
      @klystron2010 5 лет назад +2

      "Colonel Dan, you ain't got no legs!"

  • @PixPunxel
    @PixPunxel 5 лет назад +6

    Comedy as it was supposed to be. Non politically correct

  • @JacobZ-gm8jd
    @JacobZ-gm8jd 7 лет назад +29

    para legs that don't work

  • @petehall1985
    @petehall1985 11 лет назад +6

    I have just watched this with other disabled athletes and we all laughed it clever well delivered comedy not cheap tat and that's how he gets away with it

  • @MrKleenexDude
    @MrKleenexDude 11 лет назад +12

    I'm in a wheelchair and thought this was hilarious.

    • @jsegovia
      @jsegovia 6 лет назад +2

      Would you give him a standing ovation though?

    • @VaibhavSingh-cg5zs
      @VaibhavSingh-cg5zs 3 года назад

      That’s because u can’t stand up for ur rights!
      Wait a second!

  • @0dWHOHWb0
    @0dWHOHWb0 10 лет назад +22

    Paraplegic isn't a bad guess though, and not entirely incorrect. It was originally named after paraplegics and olympics, the official story for the name was changed as an afterthought.

    • @nelsonricardo3729
      @nelsonricardo3729 9 лет назад

      0dWHOHWb0 Yay, revisionist history!?

    • @scarlettryuken4320
      @scarlettryuken4320 8 лет назад

      +Nelson Ricardo no because there are other people in the paralympics like blind people?

    • @0dWHOHWb0
      @0dWHOHWb0 8 лет назад +2

      Mason Wong As I understand, a big part of why they changed it is due to the evolution from an event held for people with spinal cord injuries, to people confined to wheelchairs to people with all kinds of disabilities in its modern form. Since it no longer makes sense the official explanation of the word has changed to accommodate.

    • @DavidAndrewsPEC
      @DavidAndrewsPEC 7 лет назад +3

      Nope. That's not revisionism - it's factism.
      Originally a portmanteau: paraplegic + olympics
      Now a portmanteau: parallel + olympics
      Because the committee that runs the games felt that the original portmanteau was no longer inclusive enough. The original games, played in 1948 at Stoke Mandeville Hospital had been organised by neurologist Ludwig Guttman who had said of the games that they would be seen as:“the paraplegics’ equivalent of the Olympics”.
      SMH is the home of the National Spinal Injuries Centre in the UK, and much of this dealt with lower spinal cord injuries leading to paraplegic conditions.

  • @crystalheart9
    @crystalheart9 7 лет назад +36

    I hope I don't get a bunch of hate for this post but if every topic that offended someone was off limits for comedians there would be no comedy left. I saw a video with Joan Rivers and she made a joke about the deaf and a guy in the audience got angry and said she shouldn't make fun of the deaf because he had a deaf child. She said her mother is deaf and comedy is to help us deal with life's problems. Anyway she also made a joke about her husband's suicide and I actually laughed. I know what it is like to have a loved one die that way and her joke was about how you feel when that happens. She said, I was so angry when my husband committed suicide, if he ever came back I would kill him.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300  7 лет назад +9

      crystalheart9 I agree. In comedy, if you aren't crossing the line, you're towing it.
      And jokes exist to point out the absurdity in something. It's rarely if ever laughing at or making fun of the situation itself or the people involved. It's laughing at or making fun of the circumstances surrounding it.

    • @crystalheart9
      @crystalheart9 7 лет назад

      You said it so much better than I could have!

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 6 лет назад

      Offensiveness is just an extreme form of subversiveness which is the root of comedy. Piers Morgan saying something offensive and Frankie Boyle doing it are different, as long as there's a joke there.

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 6 лет назад

      +crystalheart9
      Yes people today think that if something offends them it should not be allowed to exist. It is completely the opposite of the truth. It is good to talk about offensive things. That is how we can understand them and get over them. Comedian Steve Hughes has a hilarious set on being offended. Must watch.

    • @klystron2010
      @klystron2010 5 лет назад

      It's not like the child heard the joke.

  • @Flinklehurst
    @Flinklehurst 12 лет назад +1

    As somebody severely crippled by an unmanageably large ballsack, I'd just like to confirm that I and my brothers in disability are willing to pretend to be cool with jokes like this so that people will consider us brave and self-assured.

  • @thecubba85
    @thecubba85 12 лет назад +1

    If you search for 'Harry Crosby Comedy Podcast pt2: Paralympics', those two comedians rip the hell out of the Paralympics!!

  • @runasto
    @runasto 6 лет назад +6

    I just can't help but laugh. He is an amazing on-the-spot comedian. He might be offensive, but boy is he funny!

  • @Prometheus4096
    @Prometheus4096 10 лет назад +7

    Thank you Bush and Blair for all the medals!

  • @ceceliagrgin8324
    @ceceliagrgin8324 5 месяцев назад +1

    Jimmy, your hair is too neat and greasy. Grow it and let it hang free and natural, you'll look much sexier😊

  • @jez9999
    @jez9999 11 лет назад +5

    No-one in a wheelchair has ever walked out hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @pauldog
    @pauldog 12 лет назад +2

    What is there to joke about, if you can't joke about troubles and issues in the world? "Lol I came home from a great day at work and went to bed" yep, that's funny.

  • @dyingsun23
    @dyingsun23 7 лет назад +2

    He seemed to be toning it down in this segment. Usually he pushes the boundaries a lot further, but this was oddly restrained for Jimmy.

  • @esufmp
    @esufmp 11 лет назад +2

    This bit was used by Ricky Gervais in an old Xfm episode with Steve Merchant and Karl 'the K Man' Pilkington. I think Ricky and Steve knew Jimmy from their days on Meet Ricky Gervais and The 11 O'Clock Show.

  • @MrXclusivemoe
    @MrXclusivemoe 12 лет назад +1

    the special Olympics are the one where there all winners looooooool classic

  • @pennydesouza
    @pennydesouza 12 лет назад +2

    Jimmy Carr never fails to impress. Pleasing wordplay.

  • @MuslimahMelika
    @MuslimahMelika 12 лет назад +2

    When Ellie Simmonds won her gold medal her dad was Happy. Or Bashful. Or Sneezy...

  • @ZzonkedMCFC
    @ZzonkedMCFC 12 лет назад +2

    He's so quick to come up with his jokes, I'm genuinely impressed.

  • @BearumScarum
    @BearumScarum 10 лет назад +32

    Like this from Jimmy, didn't think it was at all offensive, unlike contributions from some more classless comedians.

  • @deepshizzle1
    @deepshizzle1 12 лет назад +1

    dude he's a comedian! he doesn't actually mean any of the things that he is saying. He is just making jokes purely for entertainment and to make people laugh. You just need to grow up and get a sense of humour.

  • @monkeys350
    @monkeys350 11 лет назад +1

    Haha yeah I know what you mean man. Political "correctness" gets to me too.

  • @wanker4761
    @wanker4761 8 лет назад +24

    the Para stands for PARODY. Hahahahahahahaha.

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 8 лет назад

      +wanker4761 Good one

    • @BlueXonar
      @BlueXonar 8 лет назад +12

      +wanker4761 Right but its called the Paralympics not the Parolympics... :P

    • @simonpreston1693
      @simonpreston1693 8 лет назад +1

      Surely that would be for people out on parole. :D

  • @BigSleepyJoeCooking
    @BigSleepyJoeCooking 6 лет назад +1

    I always thought the parolympics and special Olympics were the same thing.

  • @eazybe1
    @eazybe1 11 лет назад +3

    He is brilliant!

  • @Vaeviktis
    @Vaeviktis 12 лет назад +1

    Whoa.
    lol.

  • @paddotk
    @paddotk 5 лет назад +1

    Seems like Jimmy's got the wrong idea about the meaning of 'paralytic'..

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300  5 лет назад +1

      Paralytic is actually used in the UK as a slang word to mean very drunk.

  • @Madferitleeds
    @Madferitleeds 11 лет назад +1

    Disabled people don't get treated poorly in the UK. What a joke. Everyone has had to cut back. Disabled people are given money by the State to live on. That's not treating them poorly. A few cutbacks to this allowance is fair if everyone else has to as well.

  • @Madferitleeds
    @Madferitleeds 11 лет назад +1

    You also called me a Capitalist? If you mean supporting freedom to trade then yes I am. If you're implying that I'm rich, you couldn't be more wrong.

  • @THECARKUS
    @THECARKUS 6 лет назад +1

    I feel so bad that I laughed so hard.

  • @Alladin671
    @Alladin671 12 лет назад

    I think Jimmy has done more for any person with a physical deformity or loss of a body part than anyone who says: "don't look at the person over there, it's not nice to look." Let's just accept people who are different for what they are instead of thinking that noticing them is offensive. I certainly wouldn't want sympathy from a horse because I only have 2 legs.

  • @selecktabo
    @selecktabo 11 лет назад

    have you seen the recent cuts to Remploy and all the disabled plpe who are now unemployed....have you seen the effects of austerity on disabled plpe... I do have the facts and as much as you may tout carr as a spokesman for disabled plpe he aint, he is part of the problem..

  • @selecktabo
    @selecktabo 12 лет назад

    the first part in undervaluing someone/groups starts by making jokes...so it aint funny making jokes about disabled and he is an arsehole for doing it....but hey, maybe that's where english humour is at...in the gutter...

  • @deepshizzle1
    @deepshizzle1 11 лет назад +1

    cheer up stop taking life so seriously

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 3 года назад

    Cool.. I actually learned something..

  • @ItsJakeTheBrake
    @ItsJakeTheBrake 12 лет назад

    originally it actually was paraplegic olympics, but to also represent people with other handicaps they changed the meaning to the greek "para" >> beside, alongside

  • @Aeoliandorian
    @Aeoliandorian 12 лет назад

    @selecktabo Woah there, Moral Crusader! You almost made me give a shit about your opinion. Wait, no you didn't. FALSE ALARM, EVERYONE!

  • @ColeOfCentauri
    @ColeOfCentauri 4 года назад

    It’s like a T-shirt that says “I hate blinks” on it. No blind person has ever been offended by it.

  • @nickfromCO
    @nickfromCO 12 лет назад

    if roger federer and morrissey bred a child it would be jimmy carr.

  • @iamthestig1
    @iamthestig1 3 года назад

    What's the special olympics, then?

  • @Pemmont107
    @Pemmont107 11 лет назад +1

    A bit late, but you sound a lot like Hitler.

  • @Trickersgame
    @Trickersgame 12 лет назад

    i guess both of you love ripping off other peoples quotes because you cant come up with any of your own.

  • @selecktabo
    @selecktabo 11 лет назад

    Thats OK, ah dont find it funny in the slightest..and he should keep his fecking mouth shut...

  • @TekranoXx
    @TekranoXx 12 лет назад

    that made no sense whatsoever. please learn to speak english before you debate/insult in it.

  • @dr.zoidberg4313
    @dr.zoidberg4313 6 лет назад +2

    👽 Paranormal?

  • @CanoasTC
    @CanoasTC 12 лет назад

    So you're saying that an handicapped person can't make a joke about handicapped people?

  • @Pedro-tl7jg
    @Pedro-tl7jg 3 года назад

    1:55 there is ONE dude that gets it before everyone else...

  • @phoenixminor
    @phoenixminor 12 лет назад

    I think that the condescending tone and the disabled word are the true offense here.

  • @Neeboopsh
    @Neeboopsh 11 лет назад

    the bombings in boston might pump up the numbers in the paralympics (in bad taste? yes)

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300  12 лет назад

    Blow football. It's a table-top game in the UK where one person sits at one end of the table and the other person sits at the other end of the table. You put a ping pong ball in the middle of the table and each person has to blow it through a make-shift goal on the other side. i.e. if they were paraplegic (paralysed from the waist down and in a wheelchair), that is the only "sport" you can really do.

  • @Rockwarrior2004
    @Rockwarrior2004 12 лет назад

    Oh my god, Jimmy Carr has no boundaries. He is crude, funny, but crude.

  • @thehangover69
    @thehangover69 12 лет назад

    13 people are watching this from the comfort of their wheel chairs.

  • @phoenixminor
    @phoenixminor 12 лет назад

    no you don't, despite it is probably your first language.

  • @thanatos313games
    @thanatos313games 12 лет назад

    does that make you one as well since your obviously here?

  • @stipplegripple
    @stipplegripple 12 лет назад

    i think jimmy and frankie boyle would get along famously

  • @tstlz10
    @tstlz10 12 лет назад

    lol i fucking died when that guy yelled out paratroopers

  • @xSachBumBashx
    @xSachBumBashx 12 лет назад

    I guessed it stood for 'Paralyzed Are Really Acrobatic'

  • @thanatos313games
    @thanatos313games 12 лет назад

    cant help but notice that you didnt answer my question.

  • @estebanrey
    @estebanrey 12 лет назад

    "Paratroopers? What they were all injured in service and thought we might as well have a sports day?"
    Well actually that kind is how the Paralympics did start.

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300  12 лет назад

    youtube: / watch?v=BBSgB8nP59o

  • @MarekNowakowski
    @MarekNowakowski 12 лет назад

    as someone on wheels i find it uplifting when people don't walk on eggshells around the topic. People being PC as if we were fragile and stupid may think they are the good guys, but no one likes tip-toeing around them.
    and surely someone insane enough to play rugby on a freaking minitank, deserves some jokes anyway

  • @monkeys350
    @monkeys350 11 лет назад

    Really? True natural selection hardly even applies to humans anymore with all of our technological and medical improvements. Doing that would have virtually no impact with all the other factors there are hindering human evolution. Besides that, nobody said it was only about people who are impaired for genetic reasons which completely throws out the argument once you consider the amount of disabled people who have no genetic disadvantages to pass on.

  • @mixmastermeeks
    @mixmastermeeks 11 лет назад

    horrible...and hilarious....at the same time.

  • @Widdekuu91
    @Widdekuu91 7 лет назад

    Oh god...I thought Paralyzed as well...I feel weird now...

  • @Bernard-John
    @Bernard-John 5 лет назад

    classic comedian,broke the mold.

  • @OptimusSledge
    @OptimusSledge 11 лет назад

    No there isn't. There is Godwin's Law, a theory that says the longer an internet discussion runs, the more likely it is that someone will refer to Hitler. It makes no comment on whether this ends the discussion or if the person making the comment automatically loses.

  • @LMvonLebkuchen
    @LMvonLebkuchen 12 лет назад

    I watched a program a while back where a comedian with cerebral palsy (Josh Blue?) did some jokes about having a girlfriend in a wheelchair. The bit ended with the old joke about how they broke up because "I guess I just pushed her too far". So there's at least two comedians who have joked about it

  • @martinwilliamrandall
    @martinwilliamrandall 12 лет назад

    Lost me shit when he shouted out spacka

  • @patrickwhittaker8842
    @patrickwhittaker8842 5 лет назад

    I’m sure Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant did this exact same bit on their xfm show right down to the blow football joke

  • @chelseayoung9797
    @chelseayoung9797 6 лет назад

    Kevin Bridges also did an act about the Paralympics which I would recommend watching. both comedians absolutely hilarious but have very different styles

  • @masteraso
    @masteraso 12 лет назад

    You know something like that happened on a Junstin Bieber concert, The whole front role was with this years paralympic weelchair medalists, and than a miracle happened, after the first song they all stood up and left.

  • @AbbeyNO
    @AbbeyNO 12 лет назад

    Why is this so offensive? Good jokes.

  • @bernowilliamson4818
    @bernowilliamson4818 5 лет назад

    Stole the paraplegic joke from Ricky gervais

  • @Madferitleeds
    @Madferitleeds 11 лет назад

    He made a brilliant, darwinistic point about nature and how the strong should better disabled people. You, on the other hand, just insulted disabled people for being disabled. Lacking intellect maybe?

  • @LasseBmann
    @LasseBmann 11 лет назад

    Did you know there is an actual theory which says that an internet discussion ends the second someone makes a hitler reference?
    Because it is believed that the discussion has reached such a low point that it cannot be saved.

  • @BortolanAlexandre
    @BortolanAlexandre 11 лет назад

    eugenics and evolution are not the same "under a different name", you seem to be greatly ignorant about the subject you are trying to debate. i suggest actually learning about it.

  • @Nulono
    @Nulono 12 лет назад

    Couldn't you do wheelchair sports?

  • @Nulono
    @Nulono 12 лет назад

    That would just be what football?

  • @PAULDESFOSSES
    @PAULDESFOSSES 5 лет назад

    179👽👾6:45 pm

  • @theknowbeing
    @theknowbeing 11 лет назад

    Funny, Im still a top comment. Maybe popular opinion agrees with me, they just don't want to speak out. And for the record, I was replying to someone else that was hating on Jimmy Carr, and my response was more of a troll than how I actually feel. However, it does help people to see both sides of the argument. Youre welcome.

  • @selecktabo
    @selecktabo 12 лет назад

    me no undestand proper england

  • @MahoganyDesk
    @MahoganyDesk 12 лет назад

    "Although, there is a legless gag in there somewhere, but we'll leave it." I thought he was going to say, "...but we'll walk away from that."

  • @eddyk3
    @eddyk3 12 лет назад

    Was off to bed around midnight, thought i'd watch a few Jimmy Carr videos before going to bed. It's now 3:40.

  • @00daveyr
    @00daveyr 12 лет назад

    Hence his mine field comment

  • @snorben
    @snorben 12 лет назад

    They do. There is a good video on here of them at an event,talking about the nature and parameters of comedy

  • @Shiryuk0
    @Shiryuk0 11 лет назад

    Yes the Spartans keep only the strong alive and raised them as soldiers. In the end it was their refusal to accept change that lead them to their defeat.

  • @OsmaroAcosta
    @OsmaroAcosta 7 лет назад

    We all read the title before coming here... sickos.

  • @MagePerform
    @MagePerform 12 лет назад

    I'd prefer you didn't.

  • @zowitsa
    @zowitsa 5 лет назад

    I see Jimmy Carr is also a fan of Ricky Gervais' XFM show.

  • @Krissmundur
    @Krissmundur 7 лет назад

    Some times this guy speaks so fast that i think that the video speed if too fast
    and even lower the speed, then he sounds like a normal person but the people in the background sound weird (the laughing)