Can a Car Window Break Your Finger?
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Not sure how much real science happened, but with pretty high confidence I suggest not crushing your finger in a car window.
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Papers referenced:
"Can Wood be used as a Bio-mechanical Substitute for Bone during Evaluation of Surgical Machining Tools?" - Andrew Naylor
"Finger injuries caused by power-operated windows of motor vehicles: An experimental cadaver study." - Hohendorff
imagine dying just to find out your bones were used for some guy on the internet just roll up in a car window
They do tell you when you decide to donate your body to science that you don't get to pick what science...
when your finger bone is 1 milion times more famous than you
Sf Dane.Ashburn at least you are on youtube
im sure it is a remade bone you can buy those.. real human bones are hard to get
Who said you had to die to sell your fingers?
i accidentally rolled my finger up in a ford taurus window as a child
can confirm, did not break my finger, did cry
one must suffer in pursuit of science
Same i even commented about it too
yeah me too, it didnt cut it off clean sadly
As a child my brother accidentally got his head caught in the window as it rolled up and his head did not come off he just choked and was angry
@@sophiahernandez3232 HAHA
I did it too, and it didn't break my finger. However, I got it in amazingly terrible spot and it dislocated at the joint. -2/10 don't recommend
What would someone do with a replica of your finger....?
...oh! oh, no...
caffeineadvocate uh uh uuuuuuh
Bow chica wow wow.
I live in Germany and I thought that all modern cars in the world would have that safety feature. I used to put my hand there when I was little to test if it had a safety feature and basically all cars I tried this on in the last 15 years all had this safety feature.
Basically all?? What happened on those that didn't?
@@HerohammerStudios That didn't have the safety feature? I didn't find one, it's completely normal for all cars to have that in Germany.
@@Marco_My_Words its actually because we have a Law that says that we need it
@@booostverbotuwu3561 We do? I didn’t know that. What law is it?
@@Marco_My_Words Fensterheberfingeramputationspräventionsapperaturpflicht
German automakers: We have security systems in our cars.
American automakers: ...
We have a killing machine in our cars
i just think about it
because i stuck my finger always as a kid at the window
but i live in germany so... yeah😂😂😂
sry for bad englsih😂😂
@@marielol141 good thing that it's a german car
Asunatsu「 アスナツ 」 yeah😂😅
Safety systems*
“Bananas, much like Michael Reeves, have a tough exterior but a soft interior.”
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Why did I happen to read this at the exact same time it said in the video
Me too...
everyone made the exact same noise
Wait he has an exoskeleton?
Lønely bean 15 lol yes he does i guess 🤷♂️
German Engineers: *develop safety feature*
William Osman: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
American engineers: this bad boy can decapitate you no problemo
German science is the best in the world
@@lenaherrman7145 Sekaichiiii
reviewbrah!!
Reviewbrah motto u stole it
I like how he said "you can buy the bones of a child on the internet, that's not a joke" with that music in the background it sounded like he's a psychopat 🤣🤣🤣
psychopat
I got my hand caught on the window it was on my nails and it hurt bad it had some bruises. But I'm fine the pain went away quickly I didn't break any bones.
I would like to meet a “psychopat”
I've been searching for this answer since I was little kid.
@Lilian Žunić well no
I found out when I was younger, my mom didn't know I had my fingers out of the window and she started to roll it up and when it hit my fingers it kinda just stalled
we're you nine and stupid
I figured it out the hard way
serb It pinched mine but that's about it.
*When your finger bone is 10 million times more famous than yourself.*
so he was known by one people?
Wow, what an phenomenal and original comment! Wow!
😢
In that case that would be an estimate of 1.9 million people
20 million*
"Is somebody killing children for their bones?"
a few seconds later
"It doesn't really matter bc I got what I needed"
They're probably from all the accidents in car windows...
Morgan Scott - maybe not for their *bones* per se...
Morgan Scott I think its from dead children and I don’t wanna know who took it 😱😰😰
@@ayekantspeylgud for their virgin
phil osophical really THATS horrible does the mom and dad agreed with it?
Entertaining! Just a few constructive comments: The diameter of the oak should be comparable to the human finger bone since their intrinsic mechanical properties are similar (per the nerdy paper) to see if it really would break. Also the dried human finger bones slipped from position because they were disarticulated (not attached). The definitive test would be a cadaver finger, but not saying you can *easily* buy that one on the Internet!
who said you have to buy a cavader finger *cue ominous music*
Genius plan foiled by German engineering. Wonderful.
Ghorn Is bae GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD !!!!
@@paulo2a6 Sekaii ICHI
@@paulo2a6 you mean engeneering 😂
@@simonmarcu01 you mean engineering.
@@alextorres4667 yes I do :))
Watching this as a child.
Whispers:
Hey u can buy child bones online
*Confused screaming*
ai Piano *_AHHHH?_*
*screams in spanish*
*Screaming for no reason*
YEETUS FEETUS DELETUS that’s creepy
-Buys Human bones on the internet
*FBI wants to know your location*
😂😂😂
*FBI OPEN UP*
Im here
@@elysium_xvx6569 wow
@@elysium_xvx6569 XD
As someone who had an entire car door fully close on their wrist as a kid, kids r just weirdly resilient so im sure in most cases they don’t break a finger. Im still surprised that I didn’t break anything when it happened
“That’d be fun”
I swear these will be William Osmans last words.
It was probably the last words said in his house before it burned down.
“Hey I’m gonna do a thing”
(Dies)
Lol I wonder what lithium does in water, that'd be a fun experiment.
Today i learned: you can buy child bones on the internet
Also windows can be dangerous.
Wonna buy some penis bones?
@@sebastiangrabowski8147 wait a minute....
That’s why I use apple
Waiter: how would you like your carrots cut?
Me: american car window
Waiter: im sorry wha-
Me: *A M E R I C A N C A R W I N D O W*
Hahah
Lol
Kaylum Franklin LOL
This is one of the best comments I’ve ever seen in a long time! You’ve made my day thank you! 😄
I busted up laughing thank you
kid named finger
"I'm donating my body to science for the betterment of humanity."
"Lol lets see if we can crush these finger bones in a car window"
GIMME YO FINGIES
William bought them online. They didn't done their bones for science.
Someone donated their body to capitalism.
uuuhhh... those are probably late term abortion bones. (the children's ones.)
• PuppyCat512 • it’s not. The joke is that he thought they were donated for science, so he made the joke saying his bones are used for a retarder reason.
@@urielcarrillo4349 lol XD!
William: Dont put your fingers out of a car window
Teenagers: **puts entire body out of window**
Just a guy who likes to comment THATS HOW LIFE WORKS
😂
F
One more year and ill be there
Scarlxrd TV meme's dumbass
"I think i did a bad job, but i did my best!"
Every. Student. Ever.
Edit: Thank you for the likes! i think this is the most ive ever gotten X3
i was reading it as he said that lol!!
That's true.
Majora it’s happened to me before and it does hurt but it didn’t even give me a bride it just really hurt at the moment
Alexis Turner I was thinking the same thing
It aint much but it's honest work
You look like Jesse Pinkman.
" In the medical industry this is called
*bone sticking out of skin* "
In the comedy industry your comment is called
“A humerus joke 😏”
@@jayjr3488 😂😂
Duh😂
Anyone who actually doesnt know, its called a Open Fracture
George Kleine
Dude!!!!! Don’t ruin the fun!😑
"Hey, remember when you were 9 and really dumb?"
Pewd's army: *_Well yes but actually no_*
Pewd's army in reality: Well yes but actually yes
@@araphis836 reality is often disappointing
*family
@@IvanTube0 you are speaking the language of gods
pewds army: rip big tiddy animes
william: "did it hurt?"
cameraman: *shakes head*
william: *severely disappointed*
Oof
*sad song plays*
This is so sad hey Alexa play decpacito
*Reality is often disappointing*
I would be disappointed to
I actually did get my fingers caught in a car window once. So basically I was with my dad in the car and he had to go talk with someone outside while I stayed alone in the car. I was I think 6 years old,the child-lock wasn’t on so I could move the window up and down as I pleased. I wanted to know what would happened if I DIDNT pull my fingers away. So I tried it. My fingers got incredibly stuck and it hurt like hell,I had a bruise on 4 fingers for a few weeks.
"you can buy children's bones on the internet"
my brain : orphanage has to make money somehow
got flashbacks of The Promised Neverland anime
Me: wha- OH NO
Oml
That’s the second worst thing to happen to them
Tyler Vu third
"in the end it doesn't really matter, because I got what I needed"
Humanity's epitaph
Haha, exactly!
feel the würst gfswetvcc
Pau de queijo
Ironically, I got an ad about climate change afterwards
Coé Davi.
4:05
"Is someone killing kids for their bones? I don't know. In the end, it doesn't really matter, because I got what I needed."
~William 2019
"The ends always justify means"
I was about to comment that and saw this as the top comment.
William killed a baby
"In the end, it doesnt really matter"
Sounds like Linkin Park
No they actually take the bones of already dead children like from car accidents -TheBlurredFace
when i was around 6 i liked to put my fingers out the window. one day my mom went to roll up the window and for some reason i didnt move my fingers, so my they got trapped. since i was in the back seat my mom couldn't see what was happening, she just thought i was throwing a tantrum over the window being shut, so she kept pulling the window lever thing full force to try and shut the window (shes really strong by the way, i dont say that lightly). she noticed eventually when she wondered why the window was stuck for so long and it hurt but my fingers were completely fine. even though it wasnt an electric window i think i can safely say car windows can not break your bones.
"Please don't demonitize this video" *"DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD BUY HUMAN BONES ON THE INTERNET"*
Nazi Oepe I feel like your promoting something
It has an ad
@@su-hoonc3073 oh shit
Car window: *has safety precautions*
William: wHaT iS tHiS??
XD
“lets get some of that american lack of safety”
If its not a contankerous metal death trap with a monstrously overpowered V-8, its unamericam.
Gotta love that lack of safety
Do European cars actually have that safety feature ?
But the ford company originated in Ireland
@@dp9862 yeah youtube was originally not from google
When I was 7 I got my finger crushed by the car window, hurt like HELL but got no serious damage.
"In the medical industry it's called 'bone sticking out of your skin'"
No it's not..it's called an "ouchie bang bang"
w h e e z e
I get that reference
"This is a picture of a melted marshmallow, does that answer all of your questions?"
Please Complete All Fields as a radiology tech in training I agree
@Please Complete All Fields r/wooosh
He knew what he was doing he was just adding some info
No it's not
when he used the carrot in the first clip it actually scared me💀
edit: holy crap i didn’t expect this to get 800 likes lmaoo
I know right
Same here I was scared too
I had an heartattack
I thought it was a Cheeto
Same And I sad: "Holy F***ing Crap!" It scared the hell out of me ;^; *This is my dad acc ;w;*
The reason the machine breaks is because the company who made it designed it the break and the company who fixes it which costs a lot of money is the company who made the ice cream machine
Nobody:
RUclips recommendation: can a car window break your finger
Deezstuff 666 I dunno, can it?
"You can buy child bones on the internet."
My little sister can't stop screaming.
Why the fuck is this possible
@@freealter dark web
Put her down
hol' up
hol' up
i love how he casually zipties human bones to his finger
For real xD
400 like
🍖 chain
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I love stumbling across a new channel that i must now binge watch, thank you
I want to donate my body to science!
One year later on Wiliam Osman channel: "Can a Car Window Break Your Finger?".
I get your joke. They would most likely use your dead corpse to see what a chemical would do to it. Or just let it rot and see the process of it.
hah
Well good for you
Davide Corrocher Yeah, normally you’d have to put some money away so wherever you donate it has enough money to process you body. Otherwise they might just sell it
thats really funny bro HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
Someone in the US: **donates their body to science when they die**
Their parents: “Their hands must be being used for arthritis research!”
What their hands are really being used for:
It educates people on car window safety
This is science
*It's the American Lack Of Safety Science*
Some old guy in a small bizzare place wants those hands man.
JoJo?!???!!
You forgot the most important test.
Actual live human finger.
Edit: To all the people saying they already did that, LIVE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT LIVE MEANS?
THANK YOU
lIvE
no
They done it ?
@@cdd492 'did'
I could email you the real reason why the ice cream machine is always broken
He's referring the Johnny Harris video which explains it all.
*"Is somebody killing children for their bones"*
Wtf lol😂
CosmicNix • *Alex Bones*
I mean obviously
Pro disease moms again
Get them off the *_DARK WEB_*
you can buy childrens' heads
"Do they kill the kids to get their bones?"
No, they just farm the bones of children who try putting their fingers on top of the car window as their parents are closing it.
Kids should be cut off
@Otsutsuki God Madara base form **money**
Don’t worry, it’s Johnny Depps
@@aodishappi4799 I see mr crabs saying that.
Dude what is that question lol? but seriosly how do they get REAL BONES?
*Imagine donating your bones and somebody on amazon just bought it for a car window science experiment*
That's cool
@@lsd-rickb-1728 inr
@@lsd-rickb-1728 i know right :V
@@eptix1707 yeah ikr :[]
@@lsd-rickb-1728 lol l_l
*when carrots are like fingers: why hello*
"Lets get some of that american lack of safety"
Well that just made my day.
Hooray for deregulation
I find that it's more of a lack of safety. (Someone is trying to get at you from the window and you try and keep them from yourself.)
Who needs safety when you can just drive a motorcycle at twice the legal speed limit and flip off bewildered drivers as you pass them.
american culture
As an American I can say... that quote is 100% accurate👌🏽
I love how the Germans have a safety system and we don’t
We?
It's obviously a defense mechanism for dealing with pesky carjackers who try and grab you through the window.
@@049withagun7 youtuber is american; i'm assuming Hopper Hi is as well.
Hehe, Us South africans also mostly dont have a detector on our windows ...Yay
@@Acaykath Uh, isn't it bad that the window goes back down then? Or even worse, when you're running from a murderer who sticks their hand in the window and it just goes back down.
German engineering: too safe
*Switches to American Ford Taurus*
America: “You’re embarrassing me.”
China: Am I a joke to you?
Hey...I brought some tequila...*winks*
Lird Sherpez iS tHis A jOjO reFerEnce
our German car is from 1998 and the windows go back if it detects that there in sth in between and modern American cars can't do that. That is embarrassing!
@Lird Sherpez when your Nazi friend turns into a cyborg and gets big flashlights to help you fight aztec male strippers hybernating in a pillar
The bones are called the _metacarpals,_ the tip bone is the _phalange,_ and that injury is called an _open fracture._
William:wants to experiment with Johns car
Johns car: *_I’m going to ruin this whole mans career_*
ajdidsjaaaosa ga
Soejry i haddb a istromeek
+fluffycloud28 * this mans whole career
I'm about to end this man's whole career*
Fuck u get it right
Thanks, this has been a life long fear.
*_Now I can be more afraid_*
Yup! This is sooo GrEaT
I actually did this in our car, it hurts like a mofo, almost screamed I quickly pushed the button down.
@@FuznAGM ooooo Jesus
My parent accidentally closed the window on my fingers. Its hurts A LOT. Its happened when I was like 6. Didnt lose my finger or break a bone. But I was screaming the whole ride after that. No scar
In short:
If you drive a European car: no.
If you drive an American car: chopchop.
Guess I was lucky. I live in the US as a child we had a Ford explorer. once my brother was talking to a friend with his head out the window I glanced at him then sat back and relaxed, my mother pressed the window button to rolling the window up I started hearing my brother go ahh ah. And I saw his head stuck getting pinned by the window and car. It was funny and makes me laugh as I type this. Long story short it won't crush ur finger or head. I've placed my fingers in the windows and rolled window up to see how it feels. no skin cut or bones broken not enough pressure.
and what about japanese cars
@@mumbo3361 well I have a Toyota 86 and since the door doesn't have a door frame at the top of the window. I won't risk it.
@@mumbo3361 no, my dad has a toyota, the window wasn't that sharp and the holder for the window was soft, the car was from 2004, 5 years before i was born, and when i was young l accidentally put my hand on the self on the left front of the driver seat and my mom closed the door on my hand so hard, and even when i was that young it doesn't hurt that bad and didn't break anything, didn't even broke a nail.
@@silence227B the door didnt had a door frame, oh gosh....
Imagine buying real human bones and just being calm about it
Fun fact: if you close the door on your finger they’ll come out mildly bruised however for those of you who dont have fingers you are safe
good to know thank u :)
Thats the darkest humor i have seen in a VERY long time
Also just saying but when I was like 10 maybe 11 I was going to soccer practice and I slammed the door on my thumb
This happened to me. Hurt like hell, but the worst thing was that my nail came off.
@@oneish7454 it does hurt like hell this has happened to me before I'm saying my nail came of well half of it
The person whom once had these bones is like: wow, glad they're using my bones for good use.
They're*
Xynz please don’t
@@axo9401 ok, I'll fix it, but really dude
@@axo9401 happy now!!!
@@kiritisbored ikr, it's annoying
Germany: Let’s make windows that go back down on their own so no one gets hurt.
America: Let’s make the Windows go up on their own; it’ll be fine.
Germany do also make windows that go up on there own its just there engineers are better
@@fuckthepolice71
That's what they meant... german windows have sensors.
@@LaraCroftTR really wow didn't know that I thought it was some sort of magic thanks for clearing that up
@@fuckthepolice71 Germans always have superior engineering
Almost killed my dog rolling trying to roll it up another couple inches
this dudes lisp adds to his humor and makes him so much more funny! top 10 youtubers on my list
I nearly got a heart attack, then I realized it was a carrot.
Me too
Same
Same here
lmao same-
Me too I even screamed
I got scared when he put his finger there and the window slowly goes up
.
* cuts carrot *
Same 😂
I'm now scared
Same
Oh wow i didnt expect to get so many likes in 5 hour.
l̶u̶v̶//b̶.̶i̶ s̶u̶b̶l̶i̶m̶i̶n̶a̶l̶s̶ you channel is weird, what are the purposes of your videos?
He’s like Mark Rober but like, a child. I love it
Yep
That’s what I was thinking!😅
Mars Rover"
Mr Yeast*
Agreed
Mark rober just takes himself too seriously
Atleast we in the Europ have safe cars
Germany car:I can’t believe i am getting safety features only for windows
American car:You are getting safety features for windows?
My country’s car:You guys are getting windows?
Du bist doch selber deutsch. :D
Your from tiktoc
Windows: you are getting safety features for cars?
My country:ohhh you arents suposed to break them because we want to communicate our anger
Do you fucking live in mongolia or something
I feel like im watching a homemade version of mythbusters
shane clyde oh my goodness yess
shane clyde this is like a knockoff product that turns out to be better than the original
Everybody always asks "Who is Cameraman John" but not "How is Cameraman John"...
YeppyNope Why is cameraman John.
When is Cameraman John
@@allkorn93 where is Cameraman John ?
What is Cameraman John?
I’ll do one better why is camera john
Happened to me. Was trying to let my daughter out of the car and she pressed the car window to close while my hand was (for no reason at all) holding the window. Felt a really sharp pain cause it caught my middle and ring finger dead centre. Had pain for 2 to 3 days but i was feeling a bump on my ring finger at the place it was caught for a good month or two. Never went to get an x-ray to see what damage it caused.
"In the medical industry we call this bone sticking out of finger"
Lol
the real term is compound fracture
@@slitermist cool
Yea its a compound fracture, it happened to my arm. Yes. I saw my bone. It was great
@@venulisenanayake i don't think seeing your own bone is great lol
"Unfortunately for those of you who do have bones in your fingers"
*Human Existence is now at risk*
Natural selection
Nebula If but what is someone doesn’t have fingers...?
@@pale_nail_artpalenails5431 the stub people have suffered a lot from car windows
Yoooooo i was ur 1000 like that’s actually lit
@@jackgleckler1347 Aye
9:24
"In the medical industry this is called... Bone sticking out of skin"
Sun Flower this is beyond science
Thx for the spoiler bro :(
@@MnemonicHeadTrip why did you go to the comments then? There's always spoliers in the comments..
fireheart
You’re right. I usually do anyways because I read them while watching. It adds to the experience lol
Idk why but that part had me dead 😂
I think it's pretty great that the safety system exists at all. Why not? It costs nothing and it saves fingers occasionally.
Him: *puts finger in window*
Me: *gets triggered*
*carrot falls down*
I got jumpscared...
*gets triggered* I died 😂😂😂
@@panosvali4486 me too I was so scared
@@dxpressin-120 me too I was so scared they got me super good
Norahs Sawgubac Sameee 😂
the carrot actually fooled me for a second lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
*finger literally is in two pieces*
"iT dOeSn'T bReAk ThE bOnE, sO It'S oK."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL ROFL LMAO
OneThreeFilms the space between your fingers is nowhere near that big
Lol
Lmfao
Sarcalogos Tortolero do u really think everyone has the same size fingers?! My fingers are way bigger than my friends, those are spaced out bc those fingers aren’t the same size as his -__-
You killed me at the start! 🤧
In the medical industry, they call this “bone sticking out of skin”
An open fracture
Exactly. I just got to that clip at the time I posted this.
It’s called a compound fracture
Open fracture and compound fracture are the same
It's called tectonic distortion vector anomaly.
Willam Osman: Literally 3 years of good content
RUclips:naw
Also William Osman: cAn A cAr WiNdOw BrEaK yOuR fInGeR!?
RUclips: This is the one
#YTRecommendationsSuck ~ !
still good content
I know right.
13 million views! More than double of his second most popular video, which was 3.8 million views (as of 6/20).
this shows how broken the youtube algorithm is.
Germany: We need safety in our cars.
America: What’s safety?
88 likes
Biggie Cheese what about switzerland-
MolkieCookie UwU 🤔
I don't believe in safety.
Rosétta Rosé nor should you
"ay car you hungry?"
"yea"
"ok here you go"
*bone sticking out of finger*
William: “in the medical industry, this is called bone sticking out of finger”
better than some long ass name that you probably pronounce.
I Suck it’s not that hard it’s a compound fracture
Or an open fracture, if you want to make it even simpler.
*Bone sticking out of finger. If you're going to mate a dull comment quoting the video atleast get the quote right.
@@BigNutGaming Make*, you can't even state a proper statement.
I love this, its like mythbusters but way more loose and fun
And he uses ballistics gel
I was thinking the same thing
Karthik P I don't really like him
I’m the 666th liker
Sora thanks for letting me know
it bothered me that he had the bones of real humans just ziptied to his finger
Y
Yasquerda i do that all the time whats wrong with it
F
@@notapaypal. I mean I live In them
He is a real human so it works out
0:22 happened to me when I was a kid because I tried holding the window down because we were driving by somebody using a weed-eater (I was only 3, give me a break), and no my finger didn't get cut off, it just squished it really bad, and I was unable to bend that finger for about a week.
Me: *tries to sleep*
RUclips: here watch this random video we recommended
Ikr same
Same. Wtf. I'm on my flippin bed
“YEAH let’s get some of that *american lack of safety* “
Wow 😂
*lol*
~help meeh~
Lol
I also like to live dangerously
"hmmm.. i wonder.. can a car window actually smash my fingers?"
William Osman: *11 mins video*
He just wants money
@I'm Happily In Pain too bad its entertaining
Spoonie06 ... nerd
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ hows that being a nerd?
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ...asshole
Some guy in heaven watching in dismay as some RUclipsr breaks his fingers he donated to science in a car window.
William: "in the end it dosent matter cause I got what I wanted".
Children: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU!!"
Probably.
They dead lol
Your profile picture thouu ily
Ik lol 😂
No one:
RUclips recommendations:
Can a car window break your finger
Lmao
Nope
I'm subscribed
Its good a type of recommendation
I founf it on my recommend! 😂😆
Same
*Gets mad at car for saving your fingers*
*useless car*
Car: its not my fault i was made to save kids im sorry
Dammit car
Preston Garvey ya for content
I hate the minutemen
It's my boi greedo
I can't believe you got 29 million views and you didn't even try your own finger to get them. It's just a broken finger, worse case.
“Yeah, lets get that American lack of safety”
-William Osman
Edit: oh my I never got more than 2 likes actually
Sebastian Taylor safety is for pansies
Its funny as hell he calls his girlfriend "Caretaker" he should put that on her wedding ring
Nah dude they got married a while back
Yes... yes he should
what do ya know...
It did not cut me
its his wife, he calls her caretaker because people joked about her preventing him from doing something too stupid and he agreed with it.
1940's: "In the future we will have flying cars"
2019: "Can a car window break your finger?"
1940's:"In the future we will have better jokes"
2020's:
@@donaldbestkorea2248 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌
Hey its cars so... Eh?
caught you in the act of being everywhere
LOL
kid named finger:
William : I am going to try to break my finger in the car window
German car : I AM GOING TO END THIS MAN'S WHO CAREER
Im going to end this man's whole finger
I'm gonna cut this man's whole finger
im gonna man whole career WHO!? end
*Now that's the Power of German Engineering*