Turning Watermelon Into Meat

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing 4 года назад +20063

    Lizards lose their tail when frightened. So all we need to do is go scare some Komodo dragons and the world will have an endless supply of death free meat!

    • @cherade99
      @cherade99 4 года назад +1144

      But does Komodo dragon taste good? Are you willing to do the empirical experimentation for us all to know? Your audience awaits with baited breath.
      Also hope the heatwave isn't impacting your family too much, stay safe!

    • @aboveaveragecat44
      @aboveaveragecat44 4 года назад +150

      *y e s*

    • @firedoctor1
      @firedoctor1 4 года назад +216

      you should make a machine to do this automatically

    • @noahhall4906
      @noahhall4906 4 года назад +359

      Monitor lizards don’t actually lose their tails so ig we have to murder cows :/

    • @aboveaveragecat44
      @aboveaveragecat44 4 года назад +53

      @@noahhall4906 big oof

  • @GrapplingHookJones
    @GrapplingHookJones 4 года назад +1608

    I like how Simone is immediately concerned when William brings up the number of legs her dog has

    • @raf42
      @raf42 4 года назад +8

      @@jonahs92 Simone Giertz, she's amazing.

    • @Michael-rl7wx
      @Michael-rl7wx 4 года назад +1

      @@jonahs92 Who's Jonah? Only joking mate, don't take it seriously. I know you kappa

    • @WhyDoesMyCodeNotCompile
      @WhyDoesMyCodeNotCompile 4 года назад +2

      1:54

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 4 года назад

      Why am I subscribed to her?

  • @TheBackyardScientist
    @TheBackyardScientist 4 года назад +3248

    Burnt watermelon smells sooooo bad. I don't know how you did it.. Id rather eat one of I did a thing's Komodo dragon burgers.

    • @daydbaysinger4572
      @daydbaysinger4572 4 года назад +7

      i love your videos

    • @kailoucleary6025
      @kailoucleary6025 4 года назад +51

      lol, i love the way will's style brings so many cool youtubers into the same comment section/video.

    • @PanPenguins
      @PanPenguins 4 года назад +1

      IKR, it's just not good.

    • @Coco-ke5db
      @Coco-ke5db 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @_Fraya
      @_Fraya 4 года назад +5

      Watermelon has a smell?

  • @libbeee1406
    @libbeee1406 3 года назад +474

    this was one of the first videos i saw when i found this channel and let me tell you i did spend all 17 minutes and two seconds wondering whether or not will and ian were life partners

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 2 года назад +23

      yeah

    • @General12th
      @General12th 2 года назад +26

      @@hamburger7243 Thank you for your insight, hamburger. The world would be darker without you.

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 2 года назад +36

      @@General12th yeah

    • @Scrimblescromble
      @Scrimblescromble Год назад +3

      @@hamburger7243 yeah?

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 Год назад +12

      @@Scrimblescromble nah

  • @Octoshark19
    @Octoshark19 4 года назад +1271

    this is the strangest, yet most beautiful friendship ever. we are all blessed to witness these two in action

    • @liambhagan9239
      @liambhagan9239 4 года назад +52

      they are those two friends that are too gay to be gay

    • @morkovija
      @morkovija 4 года назад +7

      amen! Jesus would approve!

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi 4 года назад +3

      Agree

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 4 года назад +11

      @@liambhagan9239 To Ian's own admission he acts the gayest around his old friend Jordan (Radjor). He was in some of his older videos. Considering how gay he acts around Max (maxmoefoe), that's saying something

  • @Cerrios
    @Cerrios 4 года назад +4256

    The perfectly cut “are you gonna take the leg off-“ is what really got me

    • @d6u4
      @d6u4 3 года назад +68

      I've rewatched that 10 seconds of this video about 100 times.

    • @coolman72891
      @coolman72891 3 года назад +36

      Editor's the MVP here

    • @BasilRoosli
      @BasilRoosli 3 года назад +8

      I rewound and rewatched it literally eight times because I couldn’t get over it

    • @internationalmemer69
      @internationalmemer69 3 года назад +2

      Of what tho of what

    • @-Unidentified_Comment-
      @-Unidentified_Comment- 3 года назад +9

      The funny thing is, the woman that they we’re talking to, Simone, has a dog with only 3 legs

  • @Danidev
    @Danidev 4 года назад +8775

    truly pushing the boundaries of science, thanks william very cool

    • @wetblanket
      @wetblanket 4 года назад +57

      That’s pretty cool

    • @2027frfr
      @2027frfr 4 года назад +78

      Dani only responds to verified you tubers

    • @heypeter1815
      @heypeter1815 4 года назад +21

      Hey Dani I drink milk to you

    • @mustarddiver7281
      @mustarddiver7281 4 года назад +10

      Milk

    • @azpz
      @azpz 4 года назад +4

      Stop it

  • @GoblinVolume
    @GoblinVolume Год назад +110

    You two are the fruitiest looking straight men I’ve seen. I’m living for it

  • @plumeria1985
    @plumeria1985 4 года назад +2263

    Will: "So if meat comes from animals and they don't need all legs..."
    Simone: *Don't*

    • @fffdddaaa3089
      @fffdddaaa3089 4 года назад +18

      I've thought of that once when I was a kid I was a weird kid xD

    • @melbiamil5144
      @melbiamil5144 4 года назад +8

      @@fffdddaaa3089 or a genius

    • @L00PdeL00P
      @L00PdeL00P 4 года назад +2

      Hey what’s your e6

    • @fffdddaaa3089
      @fffdddaaa3089 4 года назад +6

      @@melbiamil5144 cant I be both?

    • @melbiamil5144
      @melbiamil5144 4 года назад +1

      @@fffdddaaa3089 no

  • @sajjadalikhan
    @sajjadalikhan 4 года назад +767

    William: *asks Simone about her dog*
    Simone's face: *absolute terror*

    • @justine1569
      @justine1569 4 года назад +2

      OMG 69 LIKES

    • @justine1569
      @justine1569 4 года назад +8

      NOO

    • @fergalkidd91
      @fergalkidd91 4 года назад

      Haha yes because that is what happened in the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK 4 года назад

      @@fergalkidd91 you have a bad attitude

  • @hypnotis7107
    @hypnotis7107 4 года назад +6192

    It's funny to see idubbbz hesitate to take a bite of a watermelon hotdog when I've seen him bake his own hair into a cake and eat it

    • @Skyman-xb8gt
      @Skyman-xb8gt 3 года назад +528

      Or when he ate the sewer pickle and the storm drain rotisserie chicken

    • @nothankyou7529
      @nothankyou7529 3 года назад +142

      Yt took down the cake trilogy, save what you can

    • @devansprecher1315
      @devansprecher1315 3 года назад +140

      and that moldy strawberry with h3h3 out of the dumpster

    • @KelseyDrummer
      @KelseyDrummer 3 года назад +16

      @@StoneWeevil oh that's sad.

    • @cold_chimp
      @cold_chimp 3 года назад +8

      the hair is most certainly better

  • @johnmccarrick3123
    @johnmccarrick3123 Год назад +73

    Odd one, but around the 2 minute mark you mentioned chopping off a piece of a critter and letting the remainder live. We actually do that in some cases - Adam Ragusa on youtube did a video regarding this topic. In that video he was talking about how a certain kinda crab is only harvested for their claws, so they haul the crabs and then pluck a claw if its above a certain size. They only pluck one claw and then release the crab back into the sea.
    The crabs do (sometimes) survive this, think it was ultimately like a roughly 50% chance. The claws regrow, and do not lose a significant amount of hemolymph due to a release socket that closes automatically to prevent bleeding. So if the crab survives the initial few days without its claw, it will likely live to regrow its claw and carry on.
    Still pretty horrific, but I guess a 50% survival chance is better than a 0%...

  • @RoomieOfficial
    @RoomieOfficial 4 года назад +3949

    Lmaoo love this video. More of this duo’s adventures please

  • @questocanale
    @questocanale 4 года назад +1096

    This is not how I imagined William to do his coming out...

    • @floriandraxler3868
      @floriandraxler3868 4 года назад +19

      The truth always hurts
      Are caretakers feeling hurt now ?

    • @moongazell1430
      @moongazell1430 4 года назад +46

      Ah yes. Willy comes out as hysterically bi

    • @thatneonchannel
      @thatneonchannel 4 года назад +29

      Coming out as what? How to basic

    • @piefly4558
      @piefly4558 4 года назад +9

      @@floriandraxler3868 That’s his sister

    • @andrewmorris483
      @andrewmorris483 4 года назад +26

      @@moongazell1430 he legally has to be. He lives in california

  • @bobobeebo
    @bobobeebo 4 года назад +543

    Will's content has moved from science to dark magic.

  • @prismaticpotato7941
    @prismaticpotato7941 3 года назад +137

    “We’re not flaming you”
    2 seconds later: “ are you a dirty lying journaliiiiist?!”

  • @colettelee-k2466
    @colettelee-k2466 4 года назад +3411

    Always highly enjoy the "that one kid in class who can turn his eyelids inside out and won't stop showing everyone" energy this channel provides

  • @wilsonpatterson2703
    @wilsonpatterson2703 4 года назад +517

    In a stunning turn of events, William takes 17 minutes to deduce that watermelon doesn't taste like meat.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +11

      He seemed genuinely surprised. Literally none of those ingredients were in any way similar to a burger.

  • @leadubuc523
    @leadubuc523 4 года назад +3213

    This is the most unhinged, oddly homoerotic yet straight while retaining an element of 'boys will be boys' video that i've ever seen and i'm here for it.

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 4 года назад +68

      Well, welcome to the william osman channel, grab a chair, you'll get used to it

    • @TheReadySetPunks123
      @TheReadySetPunks123 3 года назад +37

      I think you just described this channel perfectly

    • @grayKT
      @grayKT 2 года назад +11

      that is the best video summary that ive come across that is also 100% correct

    • @JohnFartblast
      @JohnFartblast 2 года назад

      @@spirallllmao It means that this video is the most unhinged, oddly homoerotic yet straight while retaining an element of 'boys will be boys' video that shes ever seen.

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 2 года назад +3

      @@spirallllmao exactly

  • @camamations1573
    @camamations1573 3 года назад +89

    “My wife is lost in the warehouse”
    MTF alpha, a class D personnel has entered SCP-3008, and will require extraction

  • @bluetongue7723
    @bluetongue7723 4 года назад +421

    The image of William in a pink tank top and Ian in only a leather jacket will haunt my mind until I die

    • @Paul-fs5xj
      @Paul-fs5xj 4 года назад +1

      same bro

    • @jhc2457
      @jhc2457 4 года назад +10

      They look like a gay couple

    • @M-A-Khaki
      @M-A-Khaki 4 года назад +7

      Haunt? I'm blessed!

    • @ROBIEM97
      @ROBIEM97 4 года назад +2

      "haunt"

    • @i_Soar
      @i_Soar 4 года назад +2

      Don't forget the fanny pack

  • @CabooseAtLast
    @CabooseAtLast 4 года назад +304

    Ian: Eats pickles in a sewer
    Also Ian: Reluctant to eat cooked watermelon with mustard

  • @41tinman41
    @41tinman41 4 года назад +251

    Simone slowly realizing what Will was implying about animals and losing a leg, then the absolute panic in her tone once she realized what the video was getting at.

  • @hkillorean6254
    @hkillorean6254 Год назад +6

    New episode of Breaking Bad is insane. They took cookin to a different level.

  • @tomatoanus
    @tomatoanus 4 года назад +6836

    the idea of biting into a piece of bread and watermelon at the same time makes me physically cringe

    • @rhodso
      @rhodso 4 года назад +85

      But would you eat it if they served it at Rainforest Cafe?

    • @GraemeGunn
      @GraemeGunn 4 года назад +33

      I guess you've never heard of a grilled watermelon burger. It's ok to find out about things you didn't know about before and, you know, not say that it's "cringe".
      I'm really worried about the kids growing up today.
      Edit: It's also OK to not like a watermelon burger. That's fine too, but that's where it ends. It's not "cringey".

    • @jasperfk
      @jasperfk 4 года назад +255

      @@GraemeGunn sounds like you didn’t watch the video boomer

    • @andrive
      @andrive 4 года назад +57

      @Graeme Gunn Cringe

    • @Devin-ul4ho
      @Devin-ul4ho 4 года назад +6

      oh hey its you

  • @shutuptravis5609
    @shutuptravis5609 4 года назад +845

    Ian literally turns into the funniest man alive when he has someone to play off of, especially william

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 4 года назад +30

      He is amazing in anyone else's videos. It's unfortunate he struggles so much on his solo stuff.

    • @antthegord9411
      @antthegord9411 4 года назад +4

      @@GrugGangGrugGang that's crazy and sad but true.

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 4 года назад +4

      @@GrugGangGrugGang yeah that’s honestly really true, I’m just glad he can make what he wants on his channel even tho most of us don’t enjoy it as much

    • @sevenchair5594
      @sevenchair5594 4 года назад

      I click on the video thinking it’s boring but then I watch it and I wonder why I thought that

  • @jd_99
    @jd_99 4 года назад +911

    Dad: "Why are you watching gay men?"
    Me: "They're Californian, dad"
    Dad: "Ah."

    • @momsspaghetti7165
      @momsspaghetti7165 4 года назад +31

      @Dio Brando it’s true I’m a Californian

    • @mason3229
      @mason3229 4 года назад

      @jeff L. yes but actually no

  • @jmonart2008
    @jmonart2008 2 года назад +38

    You know I came here to learn how to cook the perfect watermelon burger, but ended up learning far more about something else...
    Love.

  • @nexy12
    @nexy12 4 года назад +1356

    Simone: "Dogs are three legged animals with one leg extra"
    Meanwhile Scraps is stumbling in the background.

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 3 года назад +17

      I mean a human with an extra leg wouldn’t be able to walk well either

    • @tjrex9458
      @tjrex9458 3 года назад +3

      @@flameyboy4184 if your dong long enough, you can

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 3 года назад

      LMAO

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 года назад +3

      @@flameyboy4184 I mean not necessarily. Depends on its size and position

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 3 года назад +2

      @@teathesilkwing7616 Large

  • @4077Disc
    @4077Disc 4 года назад +262

    Why did they cut the orange that way?
    They must not have had an air compressor handy

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 4 года назад +1

      My thoughts exactly

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser 4 года назад +1

      discount code is GH7U-X3YL I spent too long clicking that dumb cat in the merch store to get it too 100

  • @roho8pl640
    @roho8pl640 4 года назад +270

    I just watched 12 minutes of two men harassing a watermelon

  • @weweather7787
    @weweather7787 3 года назад +37

    The way they are dressed in the beginning of the video is hilarious 😂

  • @DOITWITHDAN
    @DOITWITHDAN 4 года назад +1015

    I just wanna know who has the ninja

  • @zewizarde2865
    @zewizarde2865 4 года назад +158

    when i was 11 a girl in my class discovered that meat does come from animals and she cried

  • @SheenCorp
    @SheenCorp 4 года назад +1377

    Alternate Title: “Two gay dads cook vegan thanksgiving for their adopted son”

    • @HBCrigs
      @HBCrigs 4 года назад +58

      Is caretaker their adopted son?!😂

    • @JazzyFizzleDrummers
      @JazzyFizzleDrummers 4 года назад +35

      Jimmy Neutron is. Caretaker probably doesn't trust the cooking.

    • @Shadowmech88
      @Shadowmech88 4 года назад +24

      I miss Michael, I wish he still showed up in videos.

    • @dillion308
      @dillion308 4 года назад +34

      this video does exude homosexual energy

    • @killa3648
      @killa3648 4 года назад +1

      Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys

  • @sadgirlhours4088
    @sadgirlhours4088 3 года назад +9

    I feel like if I walked into a gay bar I'd see at least 7 dudes dressed like them in the beginning
    These are fits worn by kings and kings only

  • @brookhaven86
    @brookhaven86 4 года назад +533

    Cat Warehouse: Has so much inventory on hand that it's created a fire hazard.
    Also Cat Warehouse: Creates more inventory to commemorate said fire hazard.

    • @eder7468
      @eder7468 4 года назад +14

      Sometimes you need to make more flammable materials in order to get rid of said flammable material

    • @sephreed1938
      @sephreed1938 2 года назад +1

      So bummed the tshirt is gone!

    • @ls_812
      @ls_812 2 года назад

      Also - Williams fire related comedy is so 🔥

  • @neogamerdaxter6844
    @neogamerdaxter6844 4 года назад +480

    This just feels like a very looong beginning of a very cuestionable gay porno.
    10/10

    • @fredriks5090
      @fredriks5090 4 года назад +27

      "Two dudes eat eachothers meaty melons, pastrami style."

    • @sonicsid29
      @sonicsid29 4 года назад +4

      ...how do you know what the beginning of gay pornos be like?
      that's kinda gay bro ngl

    • @neogamerdaxter6844
      @neogamerdaxter6844 4 года назад +7

      @@sonicsid29 It's not gay if i say "NO HOMO" after watching it

    • @thedarkarts881
      @thedarkarts881 4 года назад +6

      The way you spelled “questionable” is.... questionable

    • @neogamerdaxter6844
      @neogamerdaxter6844 4 года назад +2

      @@thedarkarts881 Yes

  • @bert_banana
    @bert_banana 4 года назад +2069

    The people who disliked can’t handle a little bit of friendly homoeroticism

    • @jjOnceAgain
      @jjOnceAgain 4 года назад +70

      No, we don't care about the gay. The problem is the v e g a n xD

    • @visiblur
      @visiblur 4 года назад +66

      You're not friends if you aren't at least 20% more gay together

    • @burgchergler7344
      @burgchergler7344 4 года назад +12

      @@visiblur well then you definitely are gay

    • @ifollowhoes128
      @ifollowhoes128 4 года назад +19

      @@burgchergler7344 what that’s true if you can’t be gay with friends you’re actually the gay

    • @burgchergler7344
      @burgchergler7344 4 года назад +1

      @@ifollowhoes128 what? Can you please use actual English I have no idea the point your trying to convay

  • @starstrukk723
    @starstrukk723 3 года назад +28

    I'm glad I wasn't the only who felt that man to man relationship vibe from this video.

  • @Pek1gn
    @Pek1gn 4 года назад +482

    "wait aRE YOU GOING TO TAKE A LEG OFF-"

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 4 года назад +29

      I love how it took Simone so long to realize that's what he's aiming for because it's so insane that she didn't even think of it

    • @Pek1gn
      @Pek1gn 4 года назад +3

      @@incog0956 lmao

    • @Pek1gn
      @Pek1gn 4 года назад

      @@yuame7605 Just like legos

  • @samsh0-q3a
    @samsh0-q3a 4 года назад +248

    "I don't like hot watermelon" somehow just ties it all together.

  • @jakedeeks8131
    @jakedeeks8131 4 года назад +75

    The leather jacket and short short combo.
    Ian got me about to risk it all

  • @Austro121
    @Austro121 Год назад +4

    2:34 plants actually DO scream when you cut them, however it is hypersonic so you cant hear it

    • @KarmaCadet
      @KarmaCadet 4 месяца назад

      The sounds they're reporting is the frequency at which liquid flows through capillaries in the plant tissue. It is not a conscious cry for help, but a change in pressure altering flow rate. This is like saying your garden hose cries in pain when you turn it on and kink it.
      Some evidence against this theory are that; plants generally don't have any vibrating parts, or organs to make any kind of sound. Plants also have no central nervous system that supports the sensation of pain, and they also have no pain receptors. They also have no brain or central consciousness where they make active decisions that might be informed by pain... they're more like trial and error mechanisms really.
      They can, on the other hand, elicit a chemical response that different parts of the plant react to as part of a defensive strategy against disease and damage. They react by cause and effect - changes in energy production in one area changing the flow of nutrients in another. On an individual basis it seems simple, but the system plants thrive in typically includes vast networks of ecosystems spanning from fungus and bacteria to insects and so forth which all get nutrients from each other, and they can react rapidly. A stressed or dying plant may not feel pain, but they have a ripple effect that affect many things around it that do.

  • @Duarte_GB
    @Duarte_GB 4 года назад +493

    watermelon: is 98% water
    random journalist: "I have found the substitute of meat"

    • @ryleypalmer
      @ryleypalmer 4 года назад +29

      Well 75% of meat is water so he’s pretty close

    • @vyebugguy
      @vyebugguy 4 года назад +40

      I guess, in a way, we are watermelons

    • @capreesan302
      @capreesan302 4 года назад +2

      @@vyebugguy bruh

    • @karoshn
      @karoshn 4 года назад +1

      @@vyebugguy 😳

    • @OctoMatoe
      @OctoMatoe 4 года назад +5

      @@ryleypalmer i dont think it works like that

  • @Soyapudding
    @Soyapudding 4 года назад +325

    "and this is my wife's favorite [shirt]"
    shirt: little willy club

  • @erickleinwolterink3524
    @erickleinwolterink3524 4 года назад +706

    Congratulations on your most homoerotic video to date.
    It was a masterpiece

    • @lazy9943
      @lazy9943 3 года назад +5

      underrated comment

    • @HogwartsBasement
      @HogwartsBasement 2 года назад +11

      I like videos where they don’t care about toxic masculinity and just want to create content it feels safe and non judgemental

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 2 года назад

      @ScottyLand 🔵 If a RUclips video makes you feel “unsafe,” you have some mental issues

  • @calvinscarvings.66
    @calvinscarvings.66 3 года назад +23

    "This is awesome!"
    "This is a disaster."
    "This is great!"

  • @cormacmaher2
    @cormacmaher2 4 года назад +566

    Why do Ian and William both look like they just finished filming a Village People music video?

  • @corniferjr3300
    @corniferjr3300 4 года назад +52

    This seems like something you would find in an obscure corner of cable TV. That's what makes it so great.

    • @birboii
      @birboii 4 года назад +2

      Like a high budget public access show

    • @streetpeter3210
      @streetpeter3210 4 года назад +1

      The beginning ad gives off crazy Tim & Eric

  • @milesendebrock373
    @milesendebrock373 4 года назад +189

    The new hit single from Harold Stylish, “Watermelon Burger Why”

  • @zeldamudkip9129
    @zeldamudkip9129 3 года назад +9

    I'm really glad William found another boy to be chaotic with

  • @Codebreakerblue
    @Codebreakerblue 4 года назад +104

    "we're not gonna eat you!"
    "Yeah-"
    _mid-roll ad electric guitar noises_ *"beef. It's what's for dinner."*

  • @rakk8594
    @rakk8594 4 года назад +139

    I have to be honest, seeing Will in that bright pink tank top he's looking in pretty good shape.
    Willy's been lifting his weights ;)

  • @cooking.4465
    @cooking.4465 4 года назад +189

    YOU HAVE TO WASH THE PASTRAMI AFTER YOU BRINE IT LMAO, IF YOU DONT ITS GONNA BE SUPER SALTY XD

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 4 года назад +24

      Also watermelon is mostly water to begin with, it's going to absorb _way_ more brine than beef would

  • @salt5882
    @salt5882 3 года назад +5

    I wish plants actually said “bruh” when you killed them

    • @matigrace2597
      @matigrace2597 3 года назад

      cutting grass would be a personal hell

  • @sheriffandytaylor-m9u
    @sheriffandytaylor-m9u 4 года назад +146

    I love how empty their condiment supply is. Like they don’t have to plan out a video beyond “let’s cook watermelon” for it to go viral

  • @smellycat249
    @smellycat249 4 года назад +205

    -in the boardroom with William-
    Boss: "Does anybody know how to raise revenue this quarter?"
    William: "I got it...cat t-shirts."
    Boss: "why is that your answer to everything"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

      Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a YT LEGEND! Don't d*slike my v*deos! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear smel

  • @nols550
    @nols550 4 года назад +39

    I actually assumed through the title that he'd do the thing where you change the cells and you grow the meat and then I realized that this was the man who made a robot to butter toast.

    • @try_neat4553
      @try_neat4553 4 года назад

      more like buttering apparatus

  • @dirkmcghee1604
    @dirkmcghee1604 2 года назад +1

    For the record, safety fourth. Style, function, comfort, safety.

  • @bwood6337
    @bwood6337 4 года назад +80

    That bit with Simone put tears in my eyes.

    • @shaynguyen836
      @shaynguyen836 4 года назад

      Is she dead??? :(

    • @HolowatyVlogs
      @HolowatyVlogs 4 года назад +2

      @@shaynguyen836 No I think they meant from laughter, she’s fine!

    • @bwood6337
      @bwood6337 4 года назад

      @@HolowatyVlogs Glad you said something. I didn't realize what they meant and then I was worried for a second.

  • @benjaminli188
    @benjaminli188 4 года назад +428

    This video exudes such a strong "me and the boys" vibe and I'm lovin it.

  • @ChickenmanSC
    @ChickenmanSC 4 года назад +285

    William: Has a family friendly channel
    Ian: Eat queefs not meat!

    • @michaellatham4890
      @michaellatham4890 3 года назад

      Grill it, smoke it, choke it

    • @nathanhays8696
      @nathanhays8696 2 года назад

      I feel its worse that he decided to make a watermelon penis.

  • @pogo1027
    @pogo1027 Год назад +3

    8:36 "If there's crusties on your girl I'm gonna tell you right now take her to an OBGYN." This may be one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard 😂

  • @Icytits
    @Icytits 4 года назад +87

    The irony of William Osman making an "infrequent uploader" joke is killing me.

  • @ungrave5231
    @ungrave5231 4 года назад +167

    I was expecting the usual "swap out the plant cells in the watermelon with cow cells" type video but I guess that wouldn't have been half as entertaining as this.

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 4 года назад +3

      Yep, same. "Usual" lol

    • @-w-.
      @-w-. 4 года назад +3

      I thought I was back at The Thought Emporium but I guess I'm not getting educated this time.

  • @Asphyr
    @Asphyr 4 года назад +62

    Tom Scott: This is why your green screen doesn't look perfect
    William Osman:

  • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
    @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 2 года назад +12

    Poor Simone 😂😂😂, the fact she logically went through and thought about the logistics as well was incredible

  • @GabeCNCs
    @GabeCNCs 4 года назад +171

    "The saying is that dogs are three legged animals with one leg extra"
    Dog : proceeds to limp in background

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 4 года назад +422

    The worst part was when they rode a motorcycle in short shorts. People wear leather on bikes for a reason

    • @soulreaper359
      @soulreaper359 4 года назад +10

      But it’s a nice bike tho

    • @artoriasmclemons1614
      @artoriasmclemons1614 4 года назад +68

      Dress for the slide, not the ride. Unless it's the winter, then you dress in everything or freeze to death

    • @Rebster
      @Rebster 4 года назад +13

      They clearly didn't drive the motorcycle themselves

    • @CorporalPT
      @CorporalPT 4 года назад +5

      @@Rebster watch the after credits

    • @Talkingworms
      @Talkingworms 4 года назад +5

      You want the meat on the grill, not finely pureed across 100 meters of interstate.

  • @christopherhansen2105
    @christopherhansen2105 4 года назад +634

    William: We’re going vegan
    Also William: Puts cream cheese on bagel

    • @moralcompass8457
      @moralcompass8457 4 года назад +19

      Milk isnt a dead animal....

    • @THEmilkyboi
      @THEmilkyboi 4 года назад +78

      @@moralcompass8457 It's still not vegan. Anything that is an animal product, whether or not it actually hurts the animal, is not vegan.
      It would be vegetarian, though.

    • @grinkleshtink
      @grinkleshtink 4 года назад +53

      Tbf he said he didn't want to eat something that an animal died for and no animal died for the cheese

    • @Rappoltt
      @Rappoltt 3 года назад +42

      @@grinkleshtink Right. He just used the wrong word. No big deal... Except it is to people on the internet

    • @crap_queen2183
      @crap_queen2183 3 года назад +18

      @@grinkleshtink baby male cows die for the milk industry, as does the mother cow when she eventually cant keep up with milk production

  • @akludnna
    @akludnna 3 года назад +13

    thank you for including my favourite dish of raw tofu drowned in soy sauce, I feel seen.

  • @kwadkrazy6078
    @kwadkrazy6078 4 года назад +130

    William: "this is a family friendly channel"
    Me: ...

  • @jonsnowver4183
    @jonsnowver4183 4 года назад +200

    2:31 a gay man and his bisexual boyfriend stare at nature's most beautiful creatures

    • @kartauf_l8844
      @kartauf_l8844 4 года назад

      lmaoooooooooooo

    • @Asrashas
      @Asrashas 4 года назад +2

      Ah, you watched the video with your boyfriend?

    • @jonsnowver4183
      @jonsnowver4183 4 года назад +5

      @@Asrashas You didn't?

    • @borpie
      @borpie 4 года назад +1

      3:52

  • @dasdndaan5999
    @dasdndaan5999 4 года назад +133

    It's unbelievable how well that robot that stops over-eating works, look at William in that jacket in the beginning!

  • @justsomechick6316
    @justsomechick6316 3 года назад +4

    I think this might be my favorite collab on RUclips, like, ever. Y’all are so funny together, I love it

  • @Enraged.
    @Enraged. 4 года назад +64

    On the website, you should tag it as”The Fire Safe-tee.”

    • @kingcallaghan1011
      @kingcallaghan1011 4 года назад

      Big brain

    • @nejinaji
      @nejinaji 4 года назад +2

      *not actually fire safe you will still burn like normal

  • @fedoralaura3643
    @fedoralaura3643 4 года назад +216

    The craziest part of this video for me was discovering the “little pocket” on men’s pants can fit an entire credit card. That same pocket on womens pants barely fits a quarter. I’m so jealous...

    • @jgclark45
      @jgclark45 4 года назад +3

      right? what's up with that?

    • @cellophaneoxygen
      @cellophaneoxygen 4 года назад +13

      wear men’s pants

    • @jgclark45
      @jgclark45 4 года назад +9

      @@cellophaneoxygen if you wear womans pants

    • @noelvalenzarro
      @noelvalenzarro 4 года назад +13

      @@jgclark45 but they’re not comfy and you can’t fit anything into the pockets so why would they do that? Just wear normal pants. “Women’s pants” won’t be a thing if everyone stops buying them.

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 4 года назад +5

      Around the country where I lived in they sell jeans for women that haven't got any pockets. They just sew fake pocket lines on them.

  • @ethantaylor5425
    @ethantaylor5425 4 года назад +85

    "Eat queefs not meat!"
    Certainly words to live by

  • @kazimir8086
    @kazimir8086 8 месяцев назад +2

    An Idea for another video: proof that friends can be food

  • @mikerich32
    @mikerich32 4 года назад +796

    I've found that vegan meat approximation burgers never really stand up to a real burger. However, black bean burgers that don't try to be meat, but try to be it's own thing are much better

    • @KerpooHater
      @KerpooHater 3 года назад +9

      if you are a vegan can you try the carrot hotdog recipe for me i'm very curious

    • @Mysteri0usChannel
      @Mysteri0usChannel 3 года назад +43

      Yes! I hate mate "substitutes" but I love fruit and veggies!

    • @lilly_koii
      @lilly_koii 3 года назад +69

      impossible burger is pretty damn good though, and I eat meat

    • @shikkithefirst5393
      @shikkithefirst5393 3 года назад +3

      My fav is a champignons burger

    • @nyahnyahson523
      @nyahnyahson523 3 года назад +12

      I mean, modern meat approximations like Impossible taste super similar. So.

  • @aknuckles111
    @aknuckles111 4 года назад +56

    This is the most homoerotic thing on RUclips. Glorious.

  • @jgiv55
    @jgiv55 4 года назад +138

    William: a vegan feast fit for a king
    Also William: *pours big glass of chocolate milk*

    • @IanGrams
      @IanGrams 4 года назад +22

      That appeared to be soylent which is dairy-free.

    • @ErebusAbaddonAzrael
      @ErebusAbaddonAzrael 4 года назад +3

      I mean they don't die for it...

    • @jgiv55
      @jgiv55 4 года назад +3

      @@IanGrams Honestly, I just assumed it was real milk because I can’t read the bottle lol

    • @jgiv55
      @jgiv55 4 года назад +1

      @@ErebusAbaddonAzrael True but that only makes milk vegetarian not vegan

    • @ErebusAbaddonAzrael
      @ErebusAbaddonAzrael 4 года назад

      @@jgiv55 they said they were only gonna ear stuff animals didn't die for

  • @StoneWeevil
    @StoneWeevil 2 года назад +5

    iDubbbz: Ate the Hair Cake _and_ the Human Cake
    Also iDubbbz: Won't eat hot dog made of watermelon

  • @SauceStache
    @SauceStache 4 года назад +751

    haha OK I need to try some of these!

    • @markleyp03
      @markleyp03 4 года назад +12

      The smoked watermelon geniunely looks like it could be made to be tasty and useful

    • @BlueRootbeerz
      @BlueRootbeerz 4 года назад +3

      yes make it taste good

    • @natemit
      @natemit 4 года назад +2

      Ian + William vs Sauce Stache making the same recipe would be great

    • @AstralBeeArts
      @AstralBeeArts 4 года назад

      I love that you're here 😂

    • @bruh-cp2nq
      @bruh-cp2nq 4 года назад +1

      hey vsauce Michael here

  • @GipGap
    @GipGap 4 года назад +25

    I love the 'picnic with my gay lover to get away from the wife' vibes in the beginning.

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 4 года назад +92

    “I want meat, without killing anything”
    Watermelon:

  • @justsomechick6316
    @justsomechick6316 3 года назад +2

    Also, I adore how entertaining your sponsorships are. I am never not amused watching these videos

  • @brianf4499
    @brianf4499 4 года назад +352

    When you're so early the video isn't monetized yet

    • @JustFang
      @JustFang 4 года назад +1

      I didn’t even realize it wasn’t monitized yet

    • @plumeria1985
      @plumeria1985 4 года назад

      I missed it by two minutes rip

    • @raqbit
      @raqbit 4 года назад +16

      When you're so early the video is still monetized

    • @lostlakeboy4765
      @lostlakeboy4765 4 года назад

      lol

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 4 года назад +2

      *demonitized

  • @belalaloca
    @belalaloca 4 года назад +118

    The Simone segment was perfect! That cut was amazing.

  • @alexakvick8504
    @alexakvick8504 4 года назад +94

    3:35
    Ian: eat queefs not meat!
    Will: uuhuh
    Ian: yuh what

  • @HoneyBee-ex3yh
    @HoneyBee-ex3yh 3 года назад +10

    I didn’t know How To Basic was going to be a part of this. I’m thoroughly enjoying this video from start to finish.

  • @AirsoftAlfonse
    @AirsoftAlfonse 4 года назад +309

    WOW I love Watermelon 😮

    • @Auustinisretired
      @Auustinisretired 4 года назад +3

      Hey its the guy from the airsoft videos

    • @Woomvee
      @Woomvee 4 года назад

      Me too!

    • @erazn9077
      @erazn9077 4 года назад +2

      WAIT! do you breathe air too? :o holy shit same!!

    • @jam4955
      @jam4955 4 года назад

      beard man with lmg

  • @BenMclean007
    @BenMclean007 4 года назад +104

    Why is William looking so goddamn thicc on that farm

    • @MuscarV2
      @MuscarV2 4 года назад

      Dude, he's always been deliciously thicc, it just shows really well in pink with cows in the frame to compare him to.

  • @thebundieaussie8629
    @thebundieaussie8629 4 года назад +38

    When you revealed the smoked watermelon my room mate thought I was looking at someone dying, that's how horrified I was

  • @jeo1812
    @jeo1812 3 года назад +2

    I love that Caretaker freaks out at 12:15
    Shows she really cares

  • @reesesman8821
    @reesesman8821 4 года назад +185

    William : " So if you had an animal with 4 legs and took one off it would be fine right?"
    Simone " Yea probably.......hey are you trying to take.... " best line ive heard today

  • @fantagemagorical
    @fantagemagorical 4 года назад +73

    hey William, asking for a friend, but uhhhh....how much to release the uncensored version....?

  • @CapOb-zo4dq
    @CapOb-zo4dq 4 года назад +10

    Hello, Im an advocate for the deaf community and i was hoping you could enable auto captions? Many folks rely on closed captions to understand videos. Thank you so much, this makes a big difference!

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse 3 года назад +5

    The watermelon pastrami was creative. And the homoerotic undertones were fun. I just have one question: why the heck do you have a deli slicer?