Lizards lose their tail when frightened. So all we need to do is go scare some Komodo dragons and the world will have an endless supply of death free meat!
But does Komodo dragon taste good? Are you willing to do the empirical experimentation for us all to know? Your audience awaits with baited breath. Also hope the heatwave isn't impacting your family too much, stay safe!
this was one of the first videos i saw when i found this channel and let me tell you i did spend all 17 minutes and two seconds wondering whether or not will and ian were life partners
@@liambhagan9239 To Ian's own admission he acts the gayest around his old friend Jordan (Radjor). He was in some of his older videos. Considering how gay he acts around Max (maxmoefoe), that's saying something
Odd one, but around the 2 minute mark you mentioned chopping off a piece of a critter and letting the remainder live. We actually do that in some cases - Adam Ragusa on youtube did a video regarding this topic. In that video he was talking about how a certain kinda crab is only harvested for their claws, so they haul the crabs and then pluck a claw if its above a certain size. They only pluck one claw and then release the crab back into the sea. The crabs do (sometimes) survive this, think it was ultimately like a roughly 50% chance. The claws regrow, and do not lose a significant amount of hemolymph due to a release socket that closes automatically to prevent bleeding. So if the crab survives the initial few days without its claw, it will likely live to regrow its claw and carry on. Still pretty horrific, but I guess a 50% survival chance is better than a 0%...
This is the most unhinged, oddly homoerotic yet straight while retaining an element of 'boys will be boys' video that i've ever seen and i'm here for it.
@@spirallllmao It means that this video is the most unhinged, oddly homoerotic yet straight while retaining an element of 'boys will be boys' video that shes ever seen.
Simone slowly realizing what Will was implying about animals and losing a leg, then the absolute panic in her tone once she realized what the video was getting at.
I guess you've never heard of a grilled watermelon burger. It's ok to find out about things you didn't know about before and, you know, not say that it's "cringe". I'm really worried about the kids growing up today. Edit: It's also OK to not like a watermelon burger. That's fine too, but that's where it ends. It's not "cringey".
Cat Warehouse: Has so much inventory on hand that it's created a fire hazard. Also Cat Warehouse: Creates more inventory to commemorate said fire hazard.
The sounds they're reporting is the frequency at which liquid flows through capillaries in the plant tissue. It is not a conscious cry for help, but a change in pressure altering flow rate. This is like saying your garden hose cries in pain when you turn it on and kink it. Some evidence against this theory are that; plants generally don't have any vibrating parts, or organs to make any kind of sound. Plants also have no central nervous system that supports the sensation of pain, and they also have no pain receptors. They also have no brain or central consciousness where they make active decisions that might be informed by pain... they're more like trial and error mechanisms really. They can, on the other hand, elicit a chemical response that different parts of the plant react to as part of a defensive strategy against disease and damage. They react by cause and effect - changes in energy production in one area changing the flow of nutrients in another. On an individual basis it seems simple, but the system plants thrive in typically includes vast networks of ecosystems spanning from fungus and bacteria to insects and so forth which all get nutrients from each other, and they can react rapidly. A stressed or dying plant may not feel pain, but they have a ripple effect that affect many things around it that do.
-in the boardroom with William- Boss: "Does anybody know how to raise revenue this quarter?" William: "I got it...cat t-shirts." Boss: "why is that your answer to everything"
Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a YT LEGEND! Don't d*slike my v*deos! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear smel
I actually assumed through the title that he'd do the thing where you change the cells and you grow the meat and then I realized that this was the man who made a robot to butter toast.
I was expecting the usual "swap out the plant cells in the watermelon with cow cells" type video but I guess that wouldn't have been half as entertaining as this.
@@moralcompass8457 It's still not vegan. Anything that is an animal product, whether or not it actually hurts the animal, is not vegan. It would be vegetarian, though.
The craziest part of this video for me was discovering the “little pocket” on men’s pants can fit an entire credit card. That same pocket on womens pants barely fits a quarter. I’m so jealous...
@@jgclark45 but they’re not comfy and you can’t fit anything into the pockets so why would they do that? Just wear normal pants. “Women’s pants” won’t be a thing if everyone stops buying them.
I've found that vegan meat approximation burgers never really stand up to a real burger. However, black bean burgers that don't try to be meat, but try to be it's own thing are much better
William : " So if you had an animal with 4 legs and took one off it would be fine right?" Simone " Yea probably.......hey are you trying to take.... " best line ive heard today
Hello, Im an advocate for the deaf community and i was hoping you could enable auto captions? Many folks rely on closed captions to understand videos. Thank you so much, this makes a big difference!
Lizards lose their tail when frightened. So all we need to do is go scare some Komodo dragons and the world will have an endless supply of death free meat!
But does Komodo dragon taste good? Are you willing to do the empirical experimentation for us all to know? Your audience awaits with baited breath.
Also hope the heatwave isn't impacting your family too much, stay safe!
*y e s*
you should make a machine to do this automatically
Monitor lizards don’t actually lose their tails so ig we have to murder cows :/
@@noahhall4906 big oof
I like how Simone is immediately concerned when William brings up the number of legs her dog has
@@jonahs92 Simone Giertz, she's amazing.
@@jonahs92 Who's Jonah? Only joking mate, don't take it seriously. I know you kappa
1:54
Why am I subscribed to her?
Burnt watermelon smells sooooo bad. I don't know how you did it.. Id rather eat one of I did a thing's Komodo dragon burgers.
i love your videos
lol, i love the way will's style brings so many cool youtubers into the same comment section/video.
IKR, it's just not good.
XD
Watermelon has a smell?
this was one of the first videos i saw when i found this channel and let me tell you i did spend all 17 minutes and two seconds wondering whether or not will and ian were life partners
yeah
@@hamburger7243 Thank you for your insight, hamburger. The world would be darker without you.
@@General12th yeah
@@hamburger7243 yeah?
@@Scrimblescromble nah
this is the strangest, yet most beautiful friendship ever. we are all blessed to witness these two in action
they are those two friends that are too gay to be gay
amen! Jesus would approve!
Agree
@@liambhagan9239 To Ian's own admission he acts the gayest around his old friend Jordan (Radjor). He was in some of his older videos. Considering how gay he acts around Max (maxmoefoe), that's saying something
The perfectly cut “are you gonna take the leg off-“ is what really got me
I've rewatched that 10 seconds of this video about 100 times.
Editor's the MVP here
I rewound and rewatched it literally eight times because I couldn’t get over it
Of what tho of what
The funny thing is, the woman that they we’re talking to, Simone, has a dog with only 3 legs
truly pushing the boundaries of science, thanks william very cool
That’s pretty cool
Dani only responds to verified you tubers
Hey Dani I drink milk to you
Milk
Stop it
You two are the fruitiest looking straight men I’ve seen. I’m living for it
Will: "So if meat comes from animals and they don't need all legs..."
Simone: *Don't*
I've thought of that once when I was a kid I was a weird kid xD
@@fffdddaaa3089 or a genius
Hey what’s your e6
@@melbiamil5144 cant I be both?
@@fffdddaaa3089 no
William: *asks Simone about her dog*
Simone's face: *absolute terror*
OMG 69 LIKES
NOO
Haha yes because that is what happened in the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@fergalkidd91 you have a bad attitude
It's funny to see idubbbz hesitate to take a bite of a watermelon hotdog when I've seen him bake his own hair into a cake and eat it
Or when he ate the sewer pickle and the storm drain rotisserie chicken
Yt took down the cake trilogy, save what you can
and that moldy strawberry with h3h3 out of the dumpster
@@StoneWeevil oh that's sad.
the hair is most certainly better
Odd one, but around the 2 minute mark you mentioned chopping off a piece of a critter and letting the remainder live. We actually do that in some cases - Adam Ragusa on youtube did a video regarding this topic. In that video he was talking about how a certain kinda crab is only harvested for their claws, so they haul the crabs and then pluck a claw if its above a certain size. They only pluck one claw and then release the crab back into the sea.
The crabs do (sometimes) survive this, think it was ultimately like a roughly 50% chance. The claws regrow, and do not lose a significant amount of hemolymph due to a release socket that closes automatically to prevent bleeding. So if the crab survives the initial few days without its claw, it will likely live to regrow its claw and carry on.
Still pretty horrific, but I guess a 50% survival chance is better than a 0%...
Lmaoo love this video. More of this duo’s adventures please
woah its roomie
Hey, it's the penis hut!!
onision?
Omg it's Roomba
Hey
This is not how I imagined William to do his coming out...
The truth always hurts
Are caretakers feeling hurt now ?
Ah yes. Willy comes out as hysterically bi
Coming out as what? How to basic
@@floriandraxler3868 That’s his sister
@@moongazell1430 he legally has to be. He lives in california
Will's content has moved from science to dark magic.
Will's content has moved from science to dark magic.
*W H A T S O R C E R Y I S T H I S*
No
"Science"
It moved from good to mindless crap
“We’re not flaming you”
2 seconds later: “ are you a dirty lying journaliiiiist?!”
Always highly enjoy the "that one kid in class who can turn his eyelids inside out and won't stop showing everyone" energy this channel provides
The one kid who can what now?
Teach me the way
I spat out my water when I read this comment.
😂😂😂😂🤣
i can do it, but it hurts the living shit out of my eyes
In a stunning turn of events, William takes 17 minutes to deduce that watermelon doesn't taste like meat.
He seemed genuinely surprised. Literally none of those ingredients were in any way similar to a burger.
This is the most unhinged, oddly homoerotic yet straight while retaining an element of 'boys will be boys' video that i've ever seen and i'm here for it.
Well, welcome to the william osman channel, grab a chair, you'll get used to it
I think you just described this channel perfectly
that is the best video summary that ive come across that is also 100% correct
@@spirallllmao It means that this video is the most unhinged, oddly homoerotic yet straight while retaining an element of 'boys will be boys' video that shes ever seen.
@@spirallllmao exactly
“My wife is lost in the warehouse”
MTF alpha, a class D personnel has entered SCP-3008, and will require extraction
clever very clever
Noice
The image of William in a pink tank top and Ian in only a leather jacket will haunt my mind until I die
same bro
They look like a gay couple
Haunt? I'm blessed!
"haunt"
Don't forget the fanny pack
Ian: Eats pickles in a sewer
Also Ian: Reluctant to eat cooked watermelon with mustard
When u have the 69th like
Remember he ate the "human cake"
Simone slowly realizing what Will was implying about animals and losing a leg, then the absolute panic in her tone once she realized what the video was getting at.
It's a rare instance of Simone being the most sane person in the room.
New episode of Breaking Bad is insane. They took cookin to a different level.
the idea of biting into a piece of bread and watermelon at the same time makes me physically cringe
But would you eat it if they served it at Rainforest Cafe?
I guess you've never heard of a grilled watermelon burger. It's ok to find out about things you didn't know about before and, you know, not say that it's "cringe".
I'm really worried about the kids growing up today.
Edit: It's also OK to not like a watermelon burger. That's fine too, but that's where it ends. It's not "cringey".
@@GraemeGunn sounds like you didn’t watch the video boomer
@Graeme Gunn Cringe
oh hey its you
Ian literally turns into the funniest man alive when he has someone to play off of, especially william
He is amazing in anyone else's videos. It's unfortunate he struggles so much on his solo stuff.
@@GrugGangGrugGang that's crazy and sad but true.
@@GrugGangGrugGang yeah that’s honestly really true, I’m just glad he can make what he wants on his channel even tho most of us don’t enjoy it as much
I click on the video thinking it’s boring but then I watch it and I wonder why I thought that
Dad: "Why are you watching gay men?"
Me: "They're Californian, dad"
Dad: "Ah."
@Dio Brando it’s true I’m a Californian
@jeff L. yes but actually no
You know I came here to learn how to cook the perfect watermelon burger, but ended up learning far more about something else...
Love.
Simone: "Dogs are three legged animals with one leg extra"
Meanwhile Scraps is stumbling in the background.
I mean a human with an extra leg wouldn’t be able to walk well either
@@flameyboy4184 if your dong long enough, you can
LMAO
@@flameyboy4184 I mean not necessarily. Depends on its size and position
@@teathesilkwing7616 Large
Why did they cut the orange that way?
They must not have had an air compressor handy
My thoughts exactly
discount code is GH7U-X3YL I spent too long clicking that dumb cat in the merch store to get it too 100
I just watched 12 minutes of two men harassing a watermelon
The way they are dressed in the beginning of the video is hilarious 😂
I just wanna know who has the ninja
aaye , dan's here, he is william's friend Morgan
You would...
I saw you riding away on the burnout scene Dan your secrets safe with me 🙊😉
Hey it's Dan!
I think it's Ian's
when i was 11 a girl in my class discovered that meat does come from animals and she cried
She must've been living under a rock
why so weak?
@@LPSWeirdCow13 or she took one in the head i can't dell
american education system
lame
Alternate Title: “Two gay dads cook vegan thanksgiving for their adopted son”
Is caretaker their adopted son?!😂
Jimmy Neutron is. Caretaker probably doesn't trust the cooking.
I miss Michael, I wish he still showed up in videos.
this video does exude homosexual energy
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys
I feel like if I walked into a gay bar I'd see at least 7 dudes dressed like them in the beginning
These are fits worn by kings and kings only
Cat Warehouse: Has so much inventory on hand that it's created a fire hazard.
Also Cat Warehouse: Creates more inventory to commemorate said fire hazard.
Sometimes you need to make more flammable materials in order to get rid of said flammable material
So bummed the tshirt is gone!
Also - Williams fire related comedy is so 🔥
This just feels like a very looong beginning of a very cuestionable gay porno.
10/10
"Two dudes eat eachothers meaty melons, pastrami style."
...how do you know what the beginning of gay pornos be like?
that's kinda gay bro ngl
@@sonicsid29 It's not gay if i say "NO HOMO" after watching it
The way you spelled “questionable” is.... questionable
@@thedarkarts881 Yes
The people who disliked can’t handle a little bit of friendly homoeroticism
No, we don't care about the gay. The problem is the v e g a n xD
You're not friends if you aren't at least 20% more gay together
@@visiblur well then you definitely are gay
@@burgchergler7344 what that’s true if you can’t be gay with friends you’re actually the gay
@@ifollowhoes128 what? Can you please use actual English I have no idea the point your trying to convay
I'm glad I wasn't the only who felt that man to man relationship vibe from this video.
"wait aRE YOU GOING TO TAKE A LEG OFF-"
I love how it took Simone so long to realize that's what he's aiming for because it's so insane that she didn't even think of it
@@incog0956 lmao
@@yuame7605 Just like legos
"I don't like hot watermelon" somehow just ties it all together.
The leather jacket and short short combo.
Ian got me about to risk it all
Its December
2:34 plants actually DO scream when you cut them, however it is hypersonic so you cant hear it
The sounds they're reporting is the frequency at which liquid flows through capillaries in the plant tissue. It is not a conscious cry for help, but a change in pressure altering flow rate. This is like saying your garden hose cries in pain when you turn it on and kink it.
Some evidence against this theory are that; plants generally don't have any vibrating parts, or organs to make any kind of sound. Plants also have no central nervous system that supports the sensation of pain, and they also have no pain receptors. They also have no brain or central consciousness where they make active decisions that might be informed by pain... they're more like trial and error mechanisms really.
They can, on the other hand, elicit a chemical response that different parts of the plant react to as part of a defensive strategy against disease and damage. They react by cause and effect - changes in energy production in one area changing the flow of nutrients in another. On an individual basis it seems simple, but the system plants thrive in typically includes vast networks of ecosystems spanning from fungus and bacteria to insects and so forth which all get nutrients from each other, and they can react rapidly. A stressed or dying plant may not feel pain, but they have a ripple effect that affect many things around it that do.
watermelon: is 98% water
random journalist: "I have found the substitute of meat"
Well 75% of meat is water so he’s pretty close
I guess, in a way, we are watermelons
@@vyebugguy bruh
@@vyebugguy 😳
@@ryleypalmer i dont think it works like that
"and this is my wife's favorite [shirt]"
shirt: little willy club
Congratulations on your most homoerotic video to date.
It was a masterpiece
underrated comment
I like videos where they don’t care about toxic masculinity and just want to create content it feels safe and non judgemental
@ScottyLand 🔵 If a RUclips video makes you feel “unsafe,” you have some mental issues
"This is awesome!"
"This is a disaster."
"This is great!"
Why do Ian and William both look like they just finished filming a Village People music video?
OMG YES
They are Village People
Would that surprise you? Hahaha
“I. AM NOT GAY.” - iDubbbz 2015
the shorts
This seems like something you would find in an obscure corner of cable TV. That's what makes it so great.
Like a high budget public access show
The beginning ad gives off crazy Tim & Eric
The new hit single from Harold Stylish, “Watermelon Burger Why”
Miles Endebrock good one
UNUS..?
Lol it took a sec but good one
@@spicycucumber8193 ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
@Spicy Cucumber @Im Beet Memento mori friends
I'm really glad William found another boy to be chaotic with
"we're not gonna eat you!"
"Yeah-"
_mid-roll ad electric guitar noises_ *"beef. It's what's for dinner."*
I have to be honest, seeing Will in that bright pink tank top he's looking in pretty good shape.
Willy's been lifting his weights ;)
YOU HAVE TO WASH THE PASTRAMI AFTER YOU BRINE IT LMAO, IF YOU DONT ITS GONNA BE SUPER SALTY XD
Also watermelon is mostly water to begin with, it's going to absorb _way_ more brine than beef would
I wish plants actually said “bruh” when you killed them
cutting grass would be a personal hell
I love how empty their condiment supply is. Like they don’t have to plan out a video beyond “let’s cook watermelon” for it to go viral
-in the boardroom with William-
Boss: "Does anybody know how to raise revenue this quarter?"
William: "I got it...cat t-shirts."
Boss: "why is that your answer to everything"
Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a YT LEGEND! Don't d*slike my v*deos! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear smel
I actually assumed through the title that he'd do the thing where you change the cells and you grow the meat and then I realized that this was the man who made a robot to butter toast.
more like buttering apparatus
For the record, safety fourth. Style, function, comfort, safety.
That bit with Simone put tears in my eyes.
Is she dead??? :(
@@shaynguyen836 No I think they meant from laughter, she’s fine!
@@HolowatyVlogs Glad you said something. I didn't realize what they meant and then I was worried for a second.
This video exudes such a strong "me and the boys" vibe and I'm lovin it.
Ah yes ;)
will ajdj bus okay iff od eahc other well. thry got thr ghood emergy stuff gouisrkjgn
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Yep I agree
You mean gay? Hell yeah dude.
William: Has a family friendly channel
Ian: Eat queefs not meat!
Grill it, smoke it, choke it
I feel its worse that he decided to make a watermelon penis.
8:36 "If there's crusties on your girl I'm gonna tell you right now take her to an OBGYN." This may be one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard 😂
The irony of William Osman making an "infrequent uploader" joke is killing me.
I was expecting the usual "swap out the plant cells in the watermelon with cow cells" type video but I guess that wouldn't have been half as entertaining as this.
Yep, same. "Usual" lol
I thought I was back at The Thought Emporium but I guess I'm not getting educated this time.
Tom Scott: This is why your green screen doesn't look perfect
William Osman:
What green screen? Everything was filmed on location.
Poor Simone 😂😂😂, the fact she logically went through and thought about the logistics as well was incredible
"The saying is that dogs are three legged animals with one leg extra"
Dog : proceeds to limp in background
The worst part was when they rode a motorcycle in short shorts. People wear leather on bikes for a reason
But it’s a nice bike tho
Dress for the slide, not the ride. Unless it's the winter, then you dress in everything or freeze to death
They clearly didn't drive the motorcycle themselves
@@Rebster watch the after credits
You want the meat on the grill, not finely pureed across 100 meters of interstate.
William: We’re going vegan
Also William: Puts cream cheese on bagel
Milk isnt a dead animal....
@@moralcompass8457 It's still not vegan. Anything that is an animal product, whether or not it actually hurts the animal, is not vegan.
It would be vegetarian, though.
Tbf he said he didn't want to eat something that an animal died for and no animal died for the cheese
@@grinkleshtink Right. He just used the wrong word. No big deal... Except it is to people on the internet
@@grinkleshtink baby male cows die for the milk industry, as does the mother cow when she eventually cant keep up with milk production
thank you for including my favourite dish of raw tofu drowned in soy sauce, I feel seen.
William: "this is a family friendly channel"
Me: ...
2:31 a gay man and his bisexual boyfriend stare at nature's most beautiful creatures
lmaoooooooooooo
Ah, you watched the video with your boyfriend?
@@Asrashas You didn't?
3:52
It's unbelievable how well that robot that stops over-eating works, look at William in that jacket in the beginning!
I agree, will's looking fantastic!
Eni de beninging
I think this might be my favorite collab on RUclips, like, ever. Y’all are so funny together, I love it
On the website, you should tag it as”The Fire Safe-tee.”
Big brain
*not actually fire safe you will still burn like normal
The craziest part of this video for me was discovering the “little pocket” on men’s pants can fit an entire credit card. That same pocket on womens pants barely fits a quarter. I’m so jealous...
right? what's up with that?
wear men’s pants
@@cellophaneoxygen if you wear womans pants
@@jgclark45 but they’re not comfy and you can’t fit anything into the pockets so why would they do that? Just wear normal pants. “Women’s pants” won’t be a thing if everyone stops buying them.
Around the country where I lived in they sell jeans for women that haven't got any pockets. They just sew fake pocket lines on them.
"Eat queefs not meat!"
Certainly words to live by
An Idea for another video: proof that friends can be food
I've found that vegan meat approximation burgers never really stand up to a real burger. However, black bean burgers that don't try to be meat, but try to be it's own thing are much better
if you are a vegan can you try the carrot hotdog recipe for me i'm very curious
Yes! I hate mate "substitutes" but I love fruit and veggies!
impossible burger is pretty damn good though, and I eat meat
My fav is a champignons burger
I mean, modern meat approximations like Impossible taste super similar. So.
This is the most homoerotic thing on RUclips. Glorious.
William: a vegan feast fit for a king
Also William: *pours big glass of chocolate milk*
That appeared to be soylent which is dairy-free.
I mean they don't die for it...
@@IanGrams Honestly, I just assumed it was real milk because I can’t read the bottle lol
@@ErebusAbaddonAzrael True but that only makes milk vegetarian not vegan
@@jgiv55 they said they were only gonna ear stuff animals didn't die for
iDubbbz: Ate the Hair Cake _and_ the Human Cake
Also iDubbbz: Won't eat hot dog made of watermelon
haha OK I need to try some of these!
The smoked watermelon geniunely looks like it could be made to be tasty and useful
yes make it taste good
Ian + William vs Sauce Stache making the same recipe would be great
I love that you're here 😂
hey vsauce Michael here
I love the 'picnic with my gay lover to get away from the wife' vibes in the beginning.
“I want meat, without killing anything”
Watermelon:
“Bruh”
Also, I adore how entertaining your sponsorships are. I am never not amused watching these videos
When you're so early the video isn't monetized yet
I didn’t even realize it wasn’t monitized yet
I missed it by two minutes rip
When you're so early the video is still monetized
lol
*demonitized
The Simone segment was perfect! That cut was amazing.
What is a Simon
Where is a Simon
How is a Simon
3:35
Ian: eat queefs not meat!
Will: uuhuh
Ian: yuh what
lamo
Ian's content is too meta
I didn’t know How To Basic was going to be a part of this. I’m thoroughly enjoying this video from start to finish.
WOW I love Watermelon 😮
Hey its the guy from the airsoft videos
Me too!
WAIT! do you breathe air too? :o holy shit same!!
beard man with lmg
Why is William looking so goddamn thicc on that farm
Dude, he's always been deliciously thicc, it just shows really well in pink with cows in the frame to compare him to.
When you revealed the smoked watermelon my room mate thought I was looking at someone dying, that's how horrified I was
I love that Caretaker freaks out at 12:15
Shows she really cares
William : " So if you had an animal with 4 legs and took one off it would be fine right?"
Simone " Yea probably.......hey are you trying to take.... " best line ive heard today
hey William, asking for a friend, but uhhhh....how much to release the uncensored version....?
Hello, Im an advocate for the deaf community and i was hoping you could enable auto captions? Many folks rely on closed captions to understand videos. Thank you so much, this makes a big difference!
The watermelon pastrami was creative. And the homoerotic undertones were fun. I just have one question: why the heck do you have a deli slicer?