I swear if people ever get these implants on the hand or brain willingly and queuing up like at an IPhone release convention, then that’s the day I’m relocating to the Himalayas and live a life as a goat farmer and call myself Shen-Zao.
*How to install VPN into your neurolink* I am afraid of this shit! Sooner or later they will read our minds and even influence our mind directly, WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!
I Google is copper magnetic If you have a strong enough magnetic field all matter is magnetic. But copper is so weakly magnetic that we can't observe it without very, very large magnetic fields. So the short answer is "No, copper isn't magnetic." This can quickly be tested by trying to pick up a penny with a magnet.
Imagine in a thousand years a bunch of human skulls are missing a chunk of their skull and the civilization is scratching their heads like wtf where they thinking.. lol.
Thank you all for coming to my lecture on Quark-gluon plasma. Two major questions will be answered here today: 1. Where is the deconfinement offset as a function of temperature and chemical potentials? 2. What is the function of relativistic heavy-ion... _Due to non-payment, your Neuralink subscription to advanced nuclear physics has been cancelled_ ...err particles go brrr
Elon: "I've invented a device that will allow people to regain sight and lost limbs" Joe: "You ever been ice fishing?? Its great, you take this auger....."
Elon is a mad scientist the director of avengers based tony stark character off of him.. .n just like the movie cern has asked for his help.. remember cern didnt work until they got tony stark help
9:12" if you can't beat em join em" there's our answer kuz I was wondering why he changed his mind recently he KNOW something a MAN that smart he has money and all? This krazy damn elon talk to US
I remember reading a article a year ago and China was doing this from the UK Express website but they said they would be able to read ppl thoughts so they can track down crimes b4 it happen this was last year
He tried to stop it all and make everyone slow down with the AI and nobody would listen. He said all of this last podcast. He’d rather be apart of it and try regulating it some or making it as safe as he possibly can, than to let others do it and it have horrible consequences. I’d say the man feels like he’s got humanity resting on his shoulders tbh.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔X AE A-12 : [ (X=10 ..10-4(4May2020)=6], [AE = A 1st letter of alphabet , E 5th... 1+5 = 6], [ A-12, precursor of SR 71, 7-1= 6] . 666. The mark of the beast is on peoples Hands or Heads, Revelations 13, guess this chip will be substitute for VACCINES, since it’ll be done by next year. Elons kid is AI , the first AI child, the one that will get people to worship the image of the beast. Awaken yourselves👁 Jesus healed the sick and got them closer to god, ELON AND TECHNOLOGY WILL NOW HEAL YOU AND PUT YOU FURTHER FROM GOD because you got help off tech, it’s like getting prosthetic leg replacement as compared to Jesus healing your leg... it just hits different and the appreciation is different. “Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.” Revelation 13:18 NLT “He required everyone-small and great, rich and poor, free and slave-to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead.” Revelation 13:16 NLT
BOArdbmx yes he’s being used? Illuminati has a lot of power, if he doesn’t know what he’s saying how come you didn’t hear him speak on the current virus, or social distancing or anything relevant bro yet this is 5 days ago???? Bro trust me if someone has an agenda they can execute it while remaining on track
@Eli Bell "quantom dot tatoo"? Maybe that one is proof that those hypermodern hypertechnological chips are all marks of the beast of the same palette? That's why I'm telling you - don't get the RFID chip
Heidi LeeJade you’re absolutely bonkers. You think him pausing like every human does while in a conversation is evidence he has a chip? You must be able to create whatever theory you want by just watching two seconds of something because you clearly are methed up and think your thoughts are much smarter then they actually are. If he did have the chip, there’s no logical explanation why he would need to “reset” stop watching sci-fi movies
or a virus Believe in Jesus Christ of Nazareth for salvation, seek Him. Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. God loves you and offers a wonderful plan for your life All of us sin and our sin has separated us from God Jesus Christ is God's only provision for our sin. Through Him we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives We must individually receive Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord, then we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives
Revelation 14:11 King James Version 11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
@@mitchellsheppard2998 Imagine someone taking that away because they feel like it. Computers and life support systems get hacked all the time in hospitals. If you're willing to put all your trust into some guy who's main goal is to make money you'll get what you deserve.
His replys are short because he has a stutter. It's also why he takes a long pause after questions Joe asks. Gives him time to recite the words he's going to use so they come out less stuttered
His species send a messenger here each 2000years or so, and as we all know the last one got crucified so he's pretty carefull on what he let us know haha
LittleRainGames I don’t remember him saying anything about the speed at which you talk being altered? But I get it, your smart enough to figure out how many bits he is speaking. Congratulations.
Tom Scott made a video about language barriers for google translate. You should check it out on why sentences don’t make sense sometimes when translated.
Elon is always like that. Interviews always get awkward when someone makes a joke cause they say it, start laughing and then Elon has no reaction. I think he’s just too smart and elevated in state of mind to have a sense of humor
@3Odat's Lair okay dude go get yours 😂😂😂 I am not stopping you ... Be a test subjects for those of us who can wait a couple of years and see if there are no major incidents 😂😂😂
@Mman did I ever say no one should get it ... I only said I won't get it ... Would you get a spinal surgery even if everything is alright with you .. Same case here in medicine there is always little risk involved
There was spounge bob epidsode about this were Patrick put on a different head and he got really smart and then realized he wanted to be dumb again and put his old scalp back on. Anyone remember that😂
Juke Juked 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔X AE A-12 : [ (X=10 ..10-4(4May2020)=6], [AE = A 1st letter of alphabet , E 5th... 1+5 = 6], [ A-12, precursor of SR 71, 7-1= 6] . 666. The mark of the beast is on peoples Hands or Heads, Revelations 13, guess this chip will be substitute for VACCINES, since it’ll be done by next year. Elons kid is AI , the first AI child, the one that will get people to worship the image of the beast. Awaken yourselves👁 Jesus healed the sick and got them closer to god, ELON AND TECHNOLOGY WILL NOW HEAL YOU AND PUT YOU FURTHER FROM GOD because you got help off tech, it’s like getting prosthetic leg replacement as compared to Jesus healing your leg... it just hits different and the appreciation is different. “Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.” Revelation 13:18 NLT “He required everyone-small and great, rich and poor, free and slave-to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead.” Revelation 13:16 NLT
Juke Juked okay sweet would you like a starbucks coffee and a cookie along your way sir, the tickets to eternal damnation aren’t expensive, just proceed 😇🤝
How do people not see Elon musk is working with bill Gates and other evil billionaires with an agenda, his satellites aren't there for internet that's ridiculous, it's no coincidence that Gates wants to vaccinate the world and track everything we do, watch dr. Andrew Kaufman on Richie from Boston RUclips channel
Hes nothing like a real life tony stark, tony stark designed and built his own creations. Elon musk has ideas and pays other people to try to make them a reality.
@@marcuscarrow3938 : Uum, not exactly true. With both Space X AND Tesla, he's the Chief Engineer. In other words, unlike Steve Jobs, who told his people what he wanted, and that they needed to figure how to do it, Musk actually designs these things himself. No, he may not be turning the wrenches and sodering all the little wires to the mother boards, but he does design everything WITH his team(s).
This is the theme for the entire video. Every concept Elon starts talking about Joe takes into a funny subject trying to extend the conversation into a much simpler concept.
dunno they are super paranoid people who ramble on about god and sheep or something. i am going to happily get the implant when it becomes publicly available since i have a lot of things that need fixing haha :p
Elons brain must vibrate on a higher level. But dreaming when I was young I thought the "Dick Tracy" watch telephone would never happen! Now we have it! E.M. saying "we are already a cyborg in a form'phones', our data rate is just too slow" It is true to a large extent. All this technology blows my mind 🤯🤔
everyone is mocking elon stuttering, he has to think carefully on the words he says as there are millions of people watching and if people get the wrong impression of the game changing experiments it could ruin everything hes built and could end up being condemned by the government for being to enhanced for our time period
He's stuttering because he held didn't create the technology and he very clearly doesn't understand how it works or what it even is. He called it "a thing that fixes everything wrong with the brain". It's obvious.
This whole interview is predictive programming. Pay close attention to how they're conditioning you to accept that this is coming. And to perceive it as a good thing
That's because this is so far from reality it isn't funny.We don't have the ability to do this, our understanding of neurology just isn't there yet. Of course Elon doesn't generate more capital by telling you all the reasons his ideas aren't viable, he makes his money selling you on a concept whether its realistic or not. He's a salesman.
@@peacan696969 100 % True . They barely have an understanding of the basics how the brain works . You're not going to stick one on INTEL's micro chips just haphazzardly into brain tissue and it just find its way around to where its needed .
There's enough understanding to do what he's trying to accomplish with version one. Now what if they can save and learn from said version one? Give it 10years and 10different upgrades and we would probably know how to make artificial carbon copies of brains.
@@GiancarloXmusic i believe he has two the first chil then the updated version that he said. Of course he's afraid 😅 don't you see how scary it is in America? People protesting the virus
@@RetroShark360 yes but if people were to merge with ai then hopefully the thought process and information output would be substantial. Hell once realeased I'll probably get it and upgrade myself. You can't be afraid of progress, otherwise then you're(you is being used as a euphanism for john q public.) Just outdated.
This has already been going on for years study on epileptics. I gracefully rejected each time and requested more brain be resected. I went through my last (3rd) awake brain surgery in 2010. My brain has been opened and closed 7. Thankfully no more seizures and nothing weird in my head to follow me around with. I even had my screws and plates taken out. Doing this is absolutely controlling. It’s so painful on top of it.
I swear if people ever get these implants on the hand or brain willingly and queuing up like at an IPhone release convention, then that’s the day I’m relocating to the Himalayas and live a life as a goat farmer and call myself Shen-Zao.
zakarie mohamed well it’s around the corner so be prepared to pack your bags!
same
ben middleton can’t wait to see you there. When we get there do you want hunt snow leopards or the Sumatran Tiger?
Jason Alvarez I’m counting on it
zakarie mohamed same g
It’s all fun and games until you start hearing ads for Spotify premium in your mind
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty” 💀😂
😂😂😂
@@Thatoneframer make it stop! 😭
Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here...
“You wouldn’t even notice somebody has it” *smiles*
Exactly..
Oliver C creepy
maybe he has it already
NICE
This guy has no soul
Every time you dream you’re going to see an advertisement.
It’s your payment for witnessing
This is the mark of the beast, Jesus is King!!!
Imagine getting up in the morning and needing a software
Update
That's pretty much what sleep already does.
More or less.
It's coming soon
@kmden Rt people tend to discard that which is given, but cherish that for which they have toiled. Studying is part of the struggle to achieve.
Imagine updating yourself.
I need it i have a synthetic bone bc i went in for brain surgery so i might get it.
Ever since I got my implant I've had this intense desire to buy a Tesla.
Lolll
jahahn johnson be nice buckRooo
LOOOOL
@@jahahnjohnson3206 It's called humor, if you weren't so depressed and negative, you'd take the time to crack a smile.
Poy Tehe
It’s all fun and games until modders start giving themselves aimbot
School shooters dream
hahahahaha
You won in my book😂
Fucking dead
/Gamemode Creative
It has a bluetooth and a battery and every hacker can get access to your brain 😂
Elon: “BEDTIME X Æ A-12!”
X Æ A-12: *windows shut down sound*
Anas Ibrahim Haha That made me l o l 😄
Stfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anas Ibrahim 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Beep Boop. 😭😭😭☠☠☠
“6 million dollars not that much nowdays”
Me spending my last 35 pennies on an energy drink
Put that happy shopper drink down the EU spit in them 🤣
Crispo Uk I swear to god 🤣
Ben Johnson after this brexit madness it wouldn’t surprise me lool
Let me see if i can scrape up some change for a black and mild
@@crispouk3070 lol wait til the EU collapse I'm gonna buy an EU country for £1 MUHAHAHAHA
Everybody gangsta til militaries start downloading aimlock on their soldiers' Neuralinks.
Underrated comment my guy 😂😂
Gautam Nambiar facts till we break out our 5g audio devices and turn them on blast lmao technology sucks
Omg no!🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
I know it's a Joke, but hypothetically if you think about it, militaries would certainly want to do something with that right?
Zuckerberg is watching this saying "oh yeah? Well, in the meta verse, we're gonna have glow-in-the-dark henna tattoos"
Ha ha
2030 youtube tutorials: how to overclock your neuralink.
🤣🤣🤣
*How to install VPN into your neurolink*
I am afraid of this shit! Sooner or later they will read our minds and even influence our mind directly, WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!
😭😂 How to hack your neighbour neural.
How to jail break your neuralink
Trey White 🤣👌
"Babe I didn't cheat"
"Oh really? Lemme check your memory"
Bruhh 🤣☠️
people who dont cheat shouldnt feel scared about that
You ever seen Black Mirror.......
Celery Head bruh fr that episode was sad
Celery Head i thought the same thing that episode was crazy
Elon: You put this thing in your skull
Joe: Ever been ice fishing?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true😂😂😂
ikbenvoetbal... He better send an army if he wants that shit in my body. If I we’re Dictator these are first people I would eliminate.
Lmfaooooooooooo
This is so awesome
23:10 “As a human being as yourself…”
Joe’s just trying to reassure himself he’s not sitting with a cyborg
Elon definitely gave his self away as the end of this video by saying I like camp 🔥 #cyborg😂
This is the mark of the beast, Jesus is king!! Repent!!!
imagine someone trying to talk to you and leaving them on heard
Marcello Alvarado LMFAOO NOO
This comment needs to get big omg LOL
Not sure if it was intentional or not but this comment is quite funny on a couple of levels.
Also seeing someone and leaving them on seen, this comment rocks 😂
Amber heard. Wonder what that bitch is up to?
Everyones gangsta til you walk past a magnet
Facts 😂😂😂
This comment is underrated!
Make it out of copper or anything else other than iron
I bet Elon already has a solution in mind.
I Google is copper magnetic
If you have a strong enough magnetic field all matter is magnetic. But copper is so weakly magnetic that we can't observe it without very, very large magnetic fields. So the short answer is "No, copper isn't magnetic." This can quickly be tested by trying to pick up a penny with a magnet.
Elon's stutters are just signal issues from his real body on mars
Ian Duffy - Too far away to get near real time uplink.
Huko426 thank you science man
my theory is that he stutters so much because he has to think harder to explain it to people not on his level😂😂
@@johncardona6963 that is 100% it. His mind likely skips several steps to get to the end result and he has to slow down and step through it.
Bruh
They've had to test it on someone. Lots of homeless people in these major cities that no one would miss.🤷🏾♂️
This is the mark of the beast, Jesus is king!! Repent!!!
2030: How to Jailbreak your Neuralink
Imagine in a thousand years a bunch of human skulls are missing a chunk of their skull and the civilization is scratching their heads like wtf where they thinking.. lol.
Till you brick it on accident
Thank you all for coming to my lecture on Quark-gluon plasma.
Two major questions will be answered here today:
1. Where is the deconfinement offset as a function of temperature and chemical potentials?
2. What is the function of relativistic heavy-ion...
_Due to non-payment, your Neuralink subscription to advanced nuclear physics has been cancelled_
...err particles go brrr
elonn musk make a hapiness brainchip releasing dopamine and hapiness into the human brain
@@tf2er584 if only 🤔
Elon: "I've invented a device that will allow people to regain sight and lost limbs"
Joe: "You ever been ice fishing?? Its great, you take this auger....."
Seriously lmao I couldn't believe Joe thought that was a good response right then😂
Lol
Leave it up to Joe to bring some levity to the situation.
Brayden Clysdale I cant really blame him too much. Not sure how you reply to a thing like that, haha.
Brayden Clysdale vrrrrrrrrrrrr... and essentially you’re ice fishing in your brain and you cork it
Who else got Black Mirror vibes from this when he said you can record your memories then replay them?
If you think about it people can already do that just tape a camera to your head and record all day.
Pre programming you, so when it comes it’s not that much of a major shock.
Simbeo
Welp you saying you could watch your own porn an keep it on replay
@@arma1stsfod368 Just keep the laptop open.
Elon is sadistic and Joe is wrong for not calling that shit out
This is the mark of the beast, Jesus is king!! Repent!!!
Elon musk talks like he's buffering in real Life.
No
@The Deathless lol ikr
This is how I talk man
Tutto Salvé except you’re a dumbass
Elon is a mad scientist the director of avengers based tony stark character off of him.. .n just like the movie cern has asked for his help.. remember cern didnt work until they got tony stark help
*wake up one day*
*can't see anything*
*message appears*
"If you would like the use of your eyesight, send $300 of bitcoin to..."
That’s hilarious
100% borg.
Part of the collective
This really happened to my computer a few days back. The bastards wanted $50k in bitcoin. You just scared me away from neuralink for good.
@douglas wahid I'm pretty sure that was his point. The security on these things needs to be beyond impenetrable.
That's fuckeddddd
Elon: I'm afraid technology is getting out of hand.
Also Elon: I'm going to put chips in people's brains
9:12" if you can't beat em join em" there's our answer kuz I was wondering why he changed his mind recently he KNOW something a MAN that smart he has money and all? This krazy damn elon talk to US
I remember reading a article a year ago and China was doing this from the UK Express website but they said they would be able to read ppl thoughts so they can track down crimes b4 it happen this was last year
He tried to stop it all and make everyone slow down with the AI and nobody would listen. He said all of this last podcast. He’d rather be apart of it and try regulating it some or making it as safe as he possibly can, than to let others do it and it have horrible consequences. I’d say the man feels like he’s got humanity resting on his shoulders tbh.
Ann Berlin or hes being forced to by a certain group and organization threatening him if he doesnt cooperate. Just a possibility.
Ice G good one
This sound like that man off Shark Tank 😂😂😂
My guy said you can replay memories like a movie thats literally the concept of a black mirror episode
dude that's what i always do xD
Or “strange days”
Brutha I think that's the whole concept of the show good lookings
plot twist: black mirror is based on real life
So your telling me....I can watch a whole ass porno?!?!
Must be awkward to have ads playing directly to your brain.
@Trwerking man That's the joke...
Syed Shah subliminal messaging has entered the chat
Get premium for ad free
This
You're walking on the street and suddenly it screams " IFOOD" (Add) and you'll be like, Jeezz
The RUclips employee that moved the comments sucks
I'm sorry
ADD much
Imagine watching youtube on a mobile device
Jayesh imagine caring lol
Yeah it's fucking bullshit. Such a chore to negotiate the comments section anymore. It was fucking fine how it was! JESUS!
“You wouldn’t even know somebody has it “. He definitely has it in his brain bro..
Nah
This is the mark of the beast, Jesus is king!! Repent!!!
It’s all fun and games till he executes order 66...
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔X AE A-12 : [ (X=10 ..10-4(4May2020)=6], [AE = A 1st letter of alphabet , E 5th... 1+5 = 6], [ A-12, precursor of SR 71, 7-1= 6] . 666. The mark of the beast is on peoples Hands or Heads, Revelations 13, guess this chip will be substitute for VACCINES, since it’ll be done by next year. Elons kid is AI , the first AI child, the one that will get people to worship the image of the beast. Awaken yourselves👁 Jesus healed the sick and got them closer to god, ELON AND TECHNOLOGY WILL NOW HEAL YOU AND PUT YOU FURTHER FROM GOD because you got help off tech, it’s like getting prosthetic leg replacement as compared to Jesus healing your leg... it just hits different and the appreciation is different. “Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.”
Revelation 13:18 NLT
“He required everyone-small and great, rich and poor, free and slave-to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead.”
Revelation 13:16 NLT
@Eli Bell it's all fun and game till your immune system tries kill itself now that it's 90%cyborg
Bruh Elon just a man w money.. he doesn’t even know what he’s saying
BOArdbmx yes he’s being used? Illuminati has a lot of power, if he doesn’t know what he’s saying how come you didn’t hear him speak on the current virus, or social distancing or anything relevant bro yet this is 5 days ago???? Bro trust me if someone has an agenda they can execute it while remaining on track
@Eli Bell "quantom dot tatoo"? Maybe that one is proof that those hypermodern hypertechnological chips are all marks of the beast of the same palette? That's why I'm telling you - don't get the RFID chip
Joe Rogan: asks if we’d still like camp fires after getting a computer put in our brain
Elon: “I like camp fires”
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
I wouldnt be surprised if he has some type of neuralink chip already
My thoughts exactly! i was just about to type that. Plus the face he made looked like an "oops" face
He does sound strange; I thought he was high again...
Hooooooh shiiiit
Heidi LeeJade you’re absolutely bonkers. You think him pausing like every human does while in a conversation is evidence he has a chip? You must be able to create whatever theory you want by just watching two seconds of something because you clearly are methed up and think your thoughts are much smarter then they actually are. If he did have the chip, there’s no logical explanation why he would need to “reset” stop watching sci-fi movies
What freaks me out most is how casual he talks about it.
He does seem to be shaking inside sometimes, though. Don't forget, he has to appear cool af for his rich, nerd followers...
Paul B you sound insecure lol
How tf do you want him to talk
@@paulb3436 Imagine thinking Elon of all people appears cool while speaking. He's one of the most socially awkward public speakers out there
@@SoumilSahu hes an ugly incel looking loser. I wish one genius actually had some morality. They are all reptilian.
Anyone who thinks this is a bad idea is probably someone who watches too many science fiction movies
Me : I'm hungry.
My brain : Watch this 30 second ad on finger lickin good KFC chicken or skip ad for $9.99
Oof
Some serious black mirror shit
That's a smart way if selling shit tho no cap
just download a adblocker
Neurolink is all fun in games until ur brain gets a amber alert at 3am
Jack Gaetz
😂 👍🏻 👌
or a virus
Believe in Jesus Christ of Nazareth for salvation, seek Him.
Acts 4:12
Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
God loves you and offers a wonderful plan for your life
All of us sin and our sin has separated us from God
Jesus Christ is God's only provision for our sin. Through Him we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives
We must individually receive Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord, then we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives
🤦🏽♂️😆🤣
goodshorts wtf are you on about
@@cooper_h3r509 speaking facts your a lost soul who needs the help
“ can’t wait to see ads in my sleep” said no one ever
😂😂😂
Block non MUSK adds only!
I find your comment so disturbing. I blame you for my future nightmares.
Futurama
Revelation 14:11
King James Version
11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
Wake up every morning wanting to renew my cars extended warranty
Rogan is secretly horrified, you can tell.
Haha! True!
PARK God and Satan are fake
Krooksbane can u prove it
Christian Guerrero can you prove it is real?
Christian Guerrero the argument goes both ways and it will go on like that forever
Imagine getting Alzheimers with bad app update
Imagine getting a malware💀 just start glitching out
@@KOLDKINGKILLA imagine having your brain literally hacked and losing function in your limbs...
Imagine seeing again
Imagine walking and touching your lover.
@@mitchellsheppard2998 Imagine someone taking that away because they feel like it. Computers and life support systems get hacked all the time in hospitals. If you're willing to put all your trust into some guy who's main goal is to make money you'll get what you deserve.
Imagine the pop up ads tho😷 oh hell nah
Joe: how do you implement this device
Elon: Very carefully.
....enlightening
Imagine if neuralink had a video describing the technology and new surgeon bot they are developing specifically for this procedure.
His replys are short because he has a stutter. It's also why he takes a long pause after questions Joe asks. Gives him time to recite the words he's going to use so they come out less stuttered
@TONY D why do you think its a scam? Its not like its a new concept. I've been hearing about this idea back in the 90s
We keep them comfortable!
@@luisalonso959 the government is not involved
"It wasn't me that robbed the bank, my implant was hacked"
Elon musk talks like he’s been to the future and it’s killing him not to say so.
Not this again lol
His species send a messenger here each 2000years or so, and as we all know the last one got crucified so he's pretty carefull on what he let us know haha
DMT took him to the future 😂
@@Cedvig yup
Cool story bro dmt will not take you to the future.
Everybody gangsta until they see Elon's phone has no fingerprints
Sami Yalçıntaş he doesn’t have prints on his fingers, only explanation
because he uses his tongue...
Is he using the Bluetooth in his brain to control the phone maybe?
Anyone else think Elon already has the thing in his head.
No he talks slowly. Lets say average word length is 4 letters, and he speaks 3 words a second, thats only 96 bits per second.
@@LittleRainGames the neuralink isn't currently able to enhance cognitive ability but it will certainly be a reality within the next few years
LittleRainGames I don’t remember him saying anything about the speed at which you talk being altered? But I get it, your smart enough to figure out how many bits he is speaking. Congratulations.
He is either a psychopath or an alien from somewhere else.just laughing at the masses.
🤦♀️
You can stop searching for aliens, we are the aliens
“Where does consciousnesses come from”
Rogan: “I was watching this video of a monkey riding a motorcycle then it tried to steal a baby”
What the hell 🤣😭😭💀
That vid is hilarious
Lmao
The exact same part that killed me 😂
www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf
Elon: it's optional
Rogan: maniacally laughs
Until we can get Google Translate to complete full sentences I think we should restrain on micro-chipping anyone's brain
Haha spell check can’t figure close words maybe we cure the common cold first .... or covid 19/20
Tom Scott made a video about language barriers for google translate. You should check it out on why sentences don’t make sense sometimes when translated.
You are in almost every comment section i read, nice traps tho
It’s mark of the beast
Our people are sleeping!
Icke: They want us connected through AI.
People: He's crazy.
Elon: We will be able to connect people through AI.
People: *applauds*
Some people will love to try it. Thats the end...
no applauds here
This man is just a walking black mirror episode.
David Icke was right about alot of things.
I agree with you Julius.. people are blind.
2060: Mum I need to go to the hospital
Mum: Why?
*Me: i need to update my software*
😂😂
Larry Whiskeyjack Mum: No honey just plug you head into the computer
@Jay Paltan Beat me to it
An MRI would cause quite a painfully crazy death.
2030 RUclips tutorials:
“How to install a VPN into your neuralink”
Or who can jail break my neuralink 😂
here bc my teacher told me to watch this before starting my essay?
I feel like Elon musk probably already has clones of himself
no wonder he can work on Neuralink and Tweet memes at the same time lol
@@ThaaImmortal frrr lol
This is one of his clones
Hey
Really the stutter is just an after effect of the cloning process
Elon named his kid that because he thought it had to be a username that wasn’t taken
LOL
🤣🤣🤣
How To Remember Your Passwords: A Book For Naming Children
Well it is now x1000
I see you also saw the meme on r/dankmemes
I love how Joe laughs and Elon stays straight faced because he’s not joking.
Elon got into a lot of shit last time he was on the podcast and smoked up. He probably wanted to stay straight faced and not slip up.
Elon is on some altered carbon type shit
@krylesangerbeaver He “smoked” last time but he definitely didn’t get high. Not sure if a version 3.0 Muskbot even has working lungs yet 🤷🏽♂️
@@kevindube7096 'Muskbot Lmaooooooo
Elon is always like that. Interviews always get awkward when someone makes a joke cause they say it, start laughing and then Elon has no reaction. I think he’s just too smart and elevated in state of mind to have a sense of humor
This that terminator gateway drug...
Am I the only one that thinks this will be weaponized in the future?
No no no dude everyone knows it will be that's why we don't want implants
@3Odat's Lair okay dude go get yours 😂😂😂 I am not stopping you ... Be a test subjects for those of us who can wait a couple of years and see if there are no major incidents 😂😂😂
Preparing the way for the anti christ ..STAY OUTTA MY BRAIN!!
@Mman did I ever say no one should get it ... I only said I won't get it ...
Would you get a spinal surgery even if everything is alright with you ..
Same case here in medicine there is always little risk involved
Everybody thought it. The military most likely has it already for secret teams lol. I mean, who wouldn't want an edge over any enemy?
lol imagine people start hacking other people’s brains
I'd give my friends random boners
@@atlas-3541 Lol. Dress up as a trap then give them a boner.
This is basically Ghost in the shell. Watch the anime if you haven't already.
Its already happening with all the media and other stuff that manipulates all of us just look at the lockdown stuff in america right now
Yeah and holding your 5 senses as ransom for money
Neuralink is literally the real-life start of a Black Mirror episode.
Soooo truee mannnnn
You're jist copy pasting what Elon said
Muhammad Mujtaba Look at the time stamp Einstein. I said this BEFORE Elon even spoke those words at the press release.
Witch one? The episode about likes?
Nelson Geada No, one of the first ones about seeing your memories over again.
Imagine if we were all quite literally on the same wavelength!! 😳🤯🙀
🤣🤣🤣
if this were the case I would already know what you do, late at nite , alone with your vibrator.....
Joe was so proud of his ice fishing analogy
I loved it, he felt so included
@@janpietraszkiewicz9585 y66
@@tuckerjohnson4082 y66⁶66⁶
@@the_spicegod ý⅞5⁶ž7¾
I think Joe likes when he can make Elon smirk at his silliness.
There was spounge bob epidsode about this were Patrick put on a different head and he got really smart and then realized he wanted to be dumb again and put his old scalp back on. Anyone remember that😂
Jake Gaffney Simpson’s too lol
Basically "ignorance is bliss" in a nutshell lol
Totally agreed..this elon wants to become oversmart..
you mean brain coral?
I love spounge bob
Then you’re gonna have people jail breaking these things and becoming gods.
Theyll be able to turn creative mode on
Juke Juked 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔X AE A-12 : [ (X=10 ..10-4(4May2020)=6], [AE = A 1st letter of alphabet , E 5th... 1+5 = 6], [ A-12, precursor of SR 71, 7-1= 6] . 666. The mark of the beast is on peoples Hands or Heads, Revelations 13, guess this chip will be substitute for VACCINES, since it’ll be done by next year. Elons kid is AI , the first AI child, the one that will get people to worship the image of the beast. Awaken yourselves👁 Jesus healed the sick and got them closer to god, ELON AND TECHNOLOGY WILL NOW HEAL YOU AND PUT YOU FURTHER FROM GOD because you got help off tech, it’s like getting prosthetic leg replacement as compared to Jesus healing your leg... it just hits different and the appreciation is different. “Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.”
Revelation 13:18 NLT
“He required everyone-small and great, rich and poor, free and slave-to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead.”
Revelation 13:16 NLT
@@damienonawave7736 well if it puts me further from God then I'll take it.
Juke Juked okay sweet would you like a starbucks coffee and a cookie along your way sir, the tickets to eternal damnation aren’t expensive, just proceed 😇🤝
@@damienonawave7736 Hells yeah I'll take a nice hot cup of coffee on my way to an eternity of partying
Shut up Elon, I'm not a damn cyborg. I can absolutely live and survive without technology.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to break into the studio wearing biker clothes
Asta la Vista baby
Elon Musk = Miles Dyson
Joe Rogan come with me if you want to live Elon morphs into his true T2 form💀
Skynet 2.0
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 then He bursts in the studio and yells at Rogan “Get to the choppa! “. after pumping a shotgun round into Elon. “
Elon: There is no way to realistically assign a probability here.
Joe: Right but roughly.
Roman he said exact probability
Elon Musk is a "calm" version of a real life Tony Stark without the iron man suit (yet)
🤣😭
He doesn’t have the time to devote to building a suit. Cars/Spaceships/Neurolink. He’s building an militia he can control with his mind.
How do people not see Elon musk is working with bill Gates and other evil billionaires with an agenda, his satellites aren't there for internet that's ridiculous, it's no coincidence that Gates wants to vaccinate the world and track everything we do, watch dr. Andrew Kaufman on Richie from Boston RUclips channel
Hes nothing like a real life tony stark, tony stark designed and built his own creations. Elon musk has ideas and pays other people to try to make them a reality.
@@marcuscarrow3938 : Uum, not exactly true. With both Space X AND Tesla, he's the Chief Engineer. In other words, unlike Steve Jobs, who told his people what he wanted, and that they needed to figure how to do it, Musk actually designs these things himself. No, he may not be turning the wrenches and sodering all the little wires to the mother boards, but he does design everything WITH his team(s).
Anyone catch how Elon said "they usually go in 2 to 3mm", which to me strongly implies that this process has been done already and was successful.
Listen at minute 1:22 he says “here I am”, as I’m prove it works
Elon has already tested.
Elon: * ponders the concept of conciousness *
Joe: "I SAW A MONKEY ON A MOTORCYCLE KIDNAP A BABY"
This is the theme for the entire video. Every concept Elon starts talking about Joe takes into a funny subject trying to extend the conversation into a much simpler concept.
elon is an evil monster
@@mr.anderson1454 no, he's not. If anything, he's going to be helping save humanity.
@@mjt1517 if you call chipping all Americans saving humanity. wake up. lex Luther is not a good guy.
Funny how conspiracy idiots say wake up, as if their crackpot nonsense is already proven reality.
Why arnt people going crazy about this???? This is insane!
Because they buy into al the bs. Mark of the beast, and I am an atheïst.
@@vegeta8169 you're a fake atheist, you have to believe in revelation which I do to say its mark of the beast
@@theflashdcuniverse I just don't have to accept it😀.
@Atma Grizzly I meant it is the mark of tbe beast and all the talk that its for the good of us is Bs
dunno they are super paranoid people who ramble on about god and sheep or something.
i am going to happily get the implant when it becomes publicly available since i have a lot of things that need fixing haha :p
Elon is directing a real life "Black Mirror" episode.
williyg6969 I was thinking the same thinggggg !
but one that isn't depressing
Elon Musk is Black Mirror.
I was literally getting ready to type that
@@jasonzahnd1138 yet
Your brain will be like youtube with a commercial every 5 min
Watching Elon musk's career is like the prologue of a dystopian novel.
divergent haha
Elons brain must vibrate on a higher level. But dreaming when I was young I thought the "Dick Tracy" watch telephone would never happen! Now we have it!
E.M. saying "we are already a cyborg in a form'phones', our data rate is just too slow"
It is true to a large extent. All this technology blows my mind 🤯🤔
And we're in it!
I am sayin
I love dystopian future books. My favorite genre.. but yeah it really feels that way sometimes.
everyone is mocking elon stuttering, he has to think carefully on the words he says as there are millions of people watching and if people get the wrong impression of the game changing experiments it could ruin everything hes built and could end up being condemned by the government for being to enhanced for our time period
He's stuttering because he held didn't create the technology and he very clearly doesn't understand how it works or what it even is. He called it "a thing that fixes everything wrong with the brain". It's obvious.
Nikolas Shull that’s a very huge assumption lol
@@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 no, I think he just stutters... y'know? like what 70 million people worldwide do?
@@dready529its alot more than 70million lmao
@@insidescuff I was talking abt adults
This whole interview is predictive programming. Pay close attention to how they're conditioning you to accept that this is coming. And to perceive it as a good thing
Elon: “i dont have a neurolink in my brain” Joe: “🤨”
Who thinks Elon has already had an implant? The way he talks about the human ai interface and identifying himself as a robot/ai... makes you think
A drug dealer never consumes
@@JWu-jt7fz oh but they do xd. The phrase is "Never get high on your own supply" - R.I.P Biggie
Who’s joe
@@codmyzack Joe..mamma?
I cant believe they're actually talking about this in such a nonchalant manner...
That's because this is so far from reality it isn't funny.We don't have the ability to do this, our understanding of neurology just isn't there yet.
Of course Elon doesn't generate more capital by telling you all the reasons his ideas aren't viable, he makes his money selling you on a concept whether its realistic or not.
He's a salesman.
@@peacan696969 100 % True . They barely have an understanding of the basics how the brain works .
You're not going to stick one on INTEL's micro chips just haphazzardly into brain tissue and it just find its way around to where its needed .
I’m such a nonchalant manner
There's enough understanding to do what he's trying to accomplish with version one. Now what if they can save and learn from said version one? Give it 10years and 10different upgrades and we would probably know how to make artificial carbon copies of brains.
It's pure evil.
No one:
2030 millennial adverts: " is your weener limping? Get the neuralink 90 pro max today 30 % off now"
Hahahaha
No more thrill pills
Hook up to hydro, play for days
Wilfy Martinez Gen A*
So just 4.2mil?
Imagine getting a update on your brain and you don’t have enough battery life for the update
He's stuttering because he has the prototype installed in his brain. Still buggy but made him smart af
I reckon Joe got him blazed
@@DavetheRaveDinkum nah, he was just puffin, not inhaling
@KPW no one takes what you're saying. The dude made tesla into what it is he's smart bro
@KPW he knows rocket science idk about that
KPW Yeah and what do you do dude?😂
Shet, getting black mirror vibes
ikr man shits hitting the fan
The truth is way worse brothers.
@@PKaddicted the bible predicated all this.
@@gorditochinito it sure did. And it predicted all the people that will be slaughtered by this world order aswell. To save a perishing earth.
Gordito Chinito sure
Some dude said....Elon sounds like he is buffering lol.
Do not try to adjust your tv or internet. It's simply part of the program
I love the outer limmits lol
Elon is just like a robot or A.I & he's got the brains!
It's his body that can't communicate as fast as what he would like.
@Harkeen15 'he's really smart' yeah okay lmao. Idiotic ideas does not equal to being smart without understanding how to get them to work.
@Harkeen15 "innovated the car industry", right.
5:12 Look at Elons FACE carefully, something inside is telling otherwise
Imagine you spend $6,000,000 on a neurolink chip and someone slaps a magnet on ur dome and it’s fried
maybe if the neurolink is designed by a 12 year old
😂😂🤯
Imagine walking down the street and somebody pulls the trigger on you. It's also that easy we just have laws to regulate that.
Rich people everywhere sighing with relief they will be able to just buy intelligence for their kids.
They already do it anyway.
Right... because now they just buy their kids college diploma. Lol
Mood: Envy 😏
That’s alresooccurs
The way he talks it's like he already has it but is scared to open up about it
I think during one of his interviews he said he already had one lol
Bet they made the movie 'upgrade' for that
GiancarloXmusic he said that he didn’t in the podcast, but who know lol
@@GiancarloXmusic i believe he has two the first chil then the updated version that he said. Of course he's afraid 😅 don't you see how scary it is in America? People protesting the virus
@@RetroShark360 yes but if people were to merge with ai then hopefully the thought process and information output would be substantial. Hell once realeased I'll probably get it and upgrade myself. You can't be afraid of progress, otherwise then you're(you is being used as a euphanism for john q public.) Just outdated.
Beam me up Scotty 😂😂😂
Elon Musk : "all these things are electrical signals"
Joe Rogan : "all these things are drugs"
No No LMFAO
Eddie Bravo: "all these things are conspiracies"
Joe “Mines prolly a couple inches” Rogan
😂😂😂
Ahahaha hahaha
Joome Hes got a bazooka and everyone else has pistols rogan
so your saying the dude who could kill you bare handed has to compensate for something?
but your just compensating with jokes instead
Forget2BHuman fuckoff have a little fun mate, it’s not that deep..
Recall being drunk so you don't have to purchase more alcohol.
I like this
During a greys abduction they told my daughter they are us in the future! Interesting you mentioned this
Joe Rogan is like a kid when Elon is around 😂 I love it! He’s so star struck.
M H But Elon is money AND BRAINS.
@@zubairm7419 *BIG* brains
It's ELON FUCKING MUSK
I can see Joe was floating around one concept, but somehow never asked: "can you set it to stimulate brain to secrete more DMT?"
hahahahaha I can almost imagine Joe doing that. He probably thought, man imagine what DMT trips would be like
That way you might be able to remember more of the trip, idk
@@zakov4968 i bet it would be illegal guys
Joe: “so can you remove it”
Elon: “yeah, you can totally take it out.”
*Sarcastic smirk*
Damnet he’s learned or should I say sequenced sarcasm
M K I don’t think people who believe in cyber enhancements and being harmonious with AI care about the Bible haha
That's what she said.
Patrick Fenis Why would he smite me if I believe in his true form lol
Patrick Fenis Damn well then I’m screwed
This has already been going on for years study on epileptics. I gracefully rejected each time and requested more brain be resected. I went through my last (3rd) awake brain surgery in 2010. My brain has been opened and closed 7. Thankfully no more seizures and nothing weird in my head to follow me around with. I even had my screws and plates taken out.
Doing this is absolutely controlling. It’s so painful on top of it.
Jesus Christ that sound like hell on earth. I have an enormous amount of sympathy for you. Glad you’re well now.
@HeatherSiebens I am grateful that you are doing well, as I can relate... wishing you all the best 😊
This is absolutely evil. Did you receive an implant?
id rather have a chip than a lobotomy
Elon in 20 years: “Execute order 66”
Dewit
🤣😂🤣😂
Pretty much
#best comment
Bruh