Worst Console Ever Made 3 - Rerez

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @NESNerd427
    @NESNerd427 5 лет назад +1139

    At 9:33, you shot the last enemy and hit the other one behind him. That caused an underflow because the game can not handle -1 enemies killed. This means that the game will jump back up and, as far as I know, throw 255 enemies, or whatever the maximum is, at you. The crosshair is missing because the game calls for that sprite to be removed when the level/stage is finished. So, you guys basically pulled off a pretty sweet glitch!

    • @warlordofvideogameglitches
      @warlordofvideogameglitches 5 лет назад +121

      Awesome showing computing code and how it fucks up.

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 4 года назад +105

      On top of that, the enemy counter that gets displayed can only hold numbers 0 through 99, and whatever the maximum is (probably 2 raised to (8 times a power of 2) minus 1) is probably overflowing that counter multiple times, leaving a remainder of 35.
      This, in itself, is rather unusual for a display to do, but I can’t think of any other reason why the displayed number would behave the way it does.
      If I’m correct, the number of enemies to kill would be orders of magnitude larger than 255, so no human would be realistically able to deplete the enemy counter and progress at this point, making the stage effectively unwinnable. To any player, it would appear as though the counter just won’t reach 0 ever and the game is stuck in an infinite loop.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 года назад +66

      bhull242 Given your description, I think it overflowed to 65535.

    • @overwatchominidroid717
      @overwatchominidroid717 4 года назад +21

      avoid it by NOT killing an extra enemy :P

    • @kildaver
      @kildaver 4 года назад +75

      See, this is why you make sure you have your code check for things like this. Normally, you're trying to idiot-proof it from the user...but, what happens when the *coder* is the idiot?!

  • @QualityApeMan
    @QualityApeMan 7 лет назад +1736

    True fact: The sensor that goes on the TV isn't a sensor. It's a camera so that the creators of the Wireless can watch you go insane playing their games.

    • @craftergamers4997
      @craftergamers4997 6 лет назад +15

      QualityApeMan makes since

    • @mmcblk05studio
      @mmcblk05studio 6 лет назад +7

      They have free internet?

    • @mmcblk05studio
      @mmcblk05studio 6 лет назад +2

      I wanna too

    • @gavintantleff
      @gavintantleff 6 лет назад +16

      Nithyanth Kenthapadi it’s a joke

    • @heiselproductions_01
      @heiselproductions_01 6 лет назад +31

      So that's why the Wireless Air 60 takes your picture when you lose. The creators are making a scrapbook to remember the rage they've induced.

  • @markusTegelane
    @markusTegelane 4 года назад +423

    Wireless 60 - Shane starts to suffer and become insane
    Wireless Air 60 - Shane almost lost his mind
    Wireless - Shane completely lost his mind

    • @professionalrose7889
      @professionalrose7889 3 года назад +24

      Shane's slow descent into insanity

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 года назад +6

      Accurate

    • @Thorin-MattfromGO
      @Thorin-MattfromGO 2 года назад +14

      Shane pretty much completely lost his mind during the Air 60, it just continued to develop in this one

    • @jordanpowell2242
      @jordanpowell2242 2 года назад +3

      What an interesting naming convention, it goes from no number to 60….

    • @Nightmare-kn6ee
      @Nightmare-kn6ee 2 года назад +3

      @@jordanpowell2242 I also recently found out that there's a Zone 60 although I don't know if it's made by the people who made the wireless, the wireless 60, the wireless air 60, or not of course even if someone gives Shane and Adam the Zone 60 it's unlikely if they will or will not make another video talking about another console from the company.

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 6 лет назад +745

    14:10
    "They did put a ton of work in the visuals"
    ...that's a Luma from Super Mario Galaxy. I wouldn't be surprised if they stole the rest of the assets.

    • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
      @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 лет назад +17

      You didn’t need to put the quote there.

    • @ixxirecords26
      @ixxirecords26 5 лет назад +43

      Net Power is all stolen from Feeding Frenzy. The whole entire thing.

    • @rileykuiack4507
      @rileykuiack4507 5 лет назад +8

      IXXI Records literally about to mention that lmao

    • @baalfgames5318
      @baalfgames5318 5 лет назад +17

      31:00 Captain Kidd from World Heroes!?

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 4 года назад +10

      @@ixxirecords26 ikr its so similar i then realized the nets were stolen from a game at a arcade i go to.

  • @dragontea6426
    @dragontea6426 6 лет назад +1464

    This is turning into a Board James type series, slowing getting darker and crazier as the consoles go on.

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 3 года назад +33

    Ah, this lovely intro. They go crazy with their production values but it still makes sense. It's a perfect preview for the final numbered Worst Ever video. (not the series itself, just the ones they could keep count for) Featuring The Evil Eye, a brief recap of the previous systems, Tied-Up Adam, Duck Hunt, Trophy Season, Dream Forest, Be Careful and a creepy 6 all to start off the finale. It is awesome!

  • @LeoTakacs
    @LeoTakacs 6 лет назад +719

    I bought a Sega Genesis clone at Walgreens for $6.99. It came with a bunch of crappy motion-based games, and some equally as crappy homebrew games, but also a BUNCH of awesome real Genesis titles. Best of all, it could play Genesis ROMs off of an SD card which was awesome. So it's more like one step backwards, three steps forwards.

    • @Beansman-gp3ws
      @Beansman-gp3ws 6 лет назад +47

      The atgames one? Eh, those are shit. And it was officially licensed by Sega. They run terribly, have awful sound, and have no SRAM or EEPROM (despite one of the handheld versions having Megaman the Wily Wars)

    • @GatorRay
      @GatorRay 6 лет назад +9

      +LassiKnnunen They throw in homebrews to bloat out the game count.

    • @horesfan400
      @horesfan400 6 лет назад +3

      That may be because it had a wirus

    • @m4gmaroni
      @m4gmaroni 5 лет назад +3

      They can play SD card games, but there isn’t any motion control.

    • @rynmaymay9309
      @rynmaymay9309 5 лет назад +5

      I heard about that one.I think it was called the "sega genesis motion arcade" and it was actually licensed by sega themselves

  • @connormartin6185
    @connormartin6185 6 лет назад +543

    SCP Foundation Official Document
    Secure, Contain, Protect
    SCP-6460 - "Wireless"
    Classified as: Truculent
    Like SCP-6460-2 and SCP-6460-3, this device, after over 2 minutes of play time, will inflict psychological problems on any lifeform playing or watching it such as, but not limited to:
    Depression
    Insanity
    Anxiety
    PTSD

  • @d3-penguin954
    @d3-penguin954 5 лет назад +161

    14:10 You can see a stolen Luma model from Mario galaxy in that game.

    • @pixelplayer140
      @pixelplayer140 4 года назад +14

      Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed

    • @marshallhorton7154
      @marshallhorton7154 3 года назад +8

      They used Photoshop on a render to make it pink

  • @girzarro
    @girzarro 6 лет назад +725

    the fact that there's a red cross in the military one as the health meter means that a game on this console violates a geneva convention and i think that's hilarious

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 4 года назад +31

      How does that violate the Geneva convention?
      Is there a ban on use of the symbol in games?
      Or did you mean it violates the Geneva convention within the game's universe because a medic is shooting and being shot?

    • @pelingilnith5155
      @pelingilnith5155 4 года назад +151

      @@theuncalledfor the red cross is not allowed to be used in videogames and other media for many reasons.

    • @admiralfrosty3495
      @admiralfrosty3495 4 года назад +100

      If you play the newest releases of Doom, they patched the medkits to have green crosses instead, because the Red Cross complained about their trademark logo being coopted

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 года назад +125

      @@pelingilnith5155
      1. Doesn't violate the Geneva Convention.
      2. The only reason is because the Red Cross themselves bitched and moaned about being represented in videogames as *gasp* HELPFUL. Honestly it's such a barebones symbol that I'm positive you could fight it in court.

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 4 года назад +18

      becos steel is heavier than fethers

  • @nullstar1806
    @nullstar1806 6 лет назад +592

    9:34 That was caused by integer underflow. The 2nd stage should have been beaten normally if you haven’t killed that extra enemy, which the programmers never bothered to stop the counter from going below zero. The enemies remaining value is in a 16 bit integer, which means you have to kill exactly *65535* more enemies after the underflow occurred, and since it shows up the last two digits, it shows 35.

    • @g-forcefgt323
      @g-forcefgt323 6 лет назад +34

      thank you IT guy

    • @topkek7587
      @topkek7587 6 лет назад +12

      /r/quityourbullshit Wrong... It was caused because the console over heated due to the overwhelming load caused by the level and the extra enemy. Get your facts straight

    • @bluiiCH
      @bluiiCH 6 лет назад +1

      Swiftie Switch he didn't say probably

    • @bluiiCH
      @bluiiCH 6 лет назад +14

      "Donald Trump" overheating? the only thing overheating does to a computer (I believe) is turning it off to cool it down

    • @MarkusMaal
      @MarkusMaal 6 лет назад +2

      Makes sense

  • @danielvakser9993
    @danielvakser9993 5 лет назад +33

    13:46 AM I THE ONLY PERSON TO SEE THAT CUTE PINK LUMA AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT!? IT'S EVEN WADDLING WITHOUT FLYING, IT IS SO ADORABLE!!! 😄

  • @tomdragamer
    @tomdragamer 6 лет назад +676

    I remember back when I watched the original "Worst Console Ever" video and..... yeah he's gone insane.

    • @yagirlhenney5701
      @yagirlhenney5701 5 лет назад +2

      i'm pretty sure it's the second worst consel ever made your talking about, right?

    • @markusTegelane
      @markusTegelane 5 лет назад +2

      Did we just uncover a conspiracy?

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 5 лет назад +5

      He needs some help

    • @WhitekidCvsual
      @WhitekidCvsual 5 лет назад +4

      As all of us

    • @heavy0119
      @heavy0119 4 года назад +5

      @Justin Griffith In the SCP Website the list gets inconsistent once it gets into 5000's there are entries missing, corrupted, WIP, etc. I think these consoles could be SCP-5066 SCP-5067 and SCP-5068

  • @memyopinionsche6610
    @memyopinionsche6610 6 лет назад +101

    That poor girl.
    She will need years of therapy
    To cope being tied to that damn wheel.

  • @spaghetticoconut658
    @spaghetticoconut658 4 года назад +66

    Oh god.
    I just found out there are M O R E of these!
    The vii, the zone 40 wireless gaming, the zone 60 wireless gaming, and the zone 100 wireless gaming.
    how delightful.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 года назад +2

      So, how long until Shane and Adam cover those?

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 года назад +2

      At least we know we have more of their insanity to look forward to

    • @daisybutinhertennisoutfit
      @daisybutinhertennisoutfit 3 года назад +4

      the VII?!???

    • @formerlygrimagikoopa
      @formerlygrimagikoopa 3 года назад

      @@daisybutinhertennisoutfit yeah ive heard about it before

  • @Talia_Foxx
    @Talia_Foxx 6 лет назад +69

    33:15 Lmfao you actually said "Frankenstein's Monster" that's amazing. Thank you for that.

  • @amoroughil8874
    @amoroughil8874 6 лет назад +175

    Oh my god the backgrounds and levels for Secret Mission are screen shots from a game called Men of War Assault Squad 2, a ww2 military strategy game. They just went into a game, took some pictures, and called it their own.

    • @locogamingrocker5014
      @locogamingrocker5014 5 лет назад +20

      They stole from Feeding Frenzy as well (game number 9, "Net Power") at timestamp 20:12. Thevbackground and the fish were ripped straight from FF.
      They also stole from Feeding Frenzy in the Wireless Air 60 (Rerez's "Worst Console Ever Made 3" video - it was the last game he showed in that video).

    • @paulghignon4092
      @paulghignon4092 4 года назад +9

      They also lifted assets on UFO shooting with assets from Maplestory. Seems like it was a common theme for whoever made these.

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 4 года назад +4

      So they did what the devs of Limbo of the Lost did.
      Amazing.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 года назад +3

      There's a Luma and a stolen Zebra in another game.

    • @namelesslang5909
      @namelesslang5909 3 года назад +3

      I'm also pretty sure the "naked pirate captain" in Angry Pirate is supposed to be Captain Kidd from World Heroes, too. Just adding to the plagiarism here.

  • @J.unishere
    @J.unishere 4 года назад +174

    I just wanna pay respects to Adam, considering how he was dragged into this in the context of the episode.

    • @formerlygrimagikoopa
      @formerlygrimagikoopa 3 года назад +2

      *_S A M E._*

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 года назад

      *_oH aDaM, i HaVe SuCh WoNdErS tO sHoW yOu._*

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 2 года назад +5

      @@formerlygrimagikoopa Oh, were you also dragged into this, like Adam? Sorry to hear that. But yeah, you and the other person are right; Adam does indeed deserve respect for his dedication to playing the guy who's been duct taped, and for his dedication in the Just Bad Games episodes, where him and Shane both have some pretty good chemistry, and make some really good jokes, and I especially like how they both feel like real friends, and it doesn't just feel faked or anything. Feels like real friendship between Shane and Adam, even if Shane is slowly losing his mind over these awful consoles.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 года назад +2

      @@shawnfields2369 this was Adam’s first time on camera in this show right?🤔

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 2 года назад

      @@gracekim1998 Well, it sure SEEMED like it was his first time being shown on camera, anyways. Why do you want you to know? Just asking.

  • @melody_florum
    @melody_florum 6 лет назад +425

    I just love how purely infuriated Rerez gets

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 6 лет назад +21

      And purely frightening too, if his little rant on how he hates what he's doing is anything to go by.

    • @nicholastosoni707
      @nicholastosoni707 5 лет назад +14

      "They just keep coming...and coming...AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING...ANY SIIIIIIIIIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOOOOOOOWIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!"

  • @watam8
    @watam8 7 лет назад +123

    13:28 Far left you can see a Luma from Super Mario Galaxy

    • @CellShadeee
      @CellShadeee 5 лет назад +2

      Oh thank God you saw it too

  • @phet1211
    @phet1211 4 года назад +96

    I really like the rerez art style, and I hope that if they ever tackle a console or game that’s entirely about animating or drawing, then I hope most or the entirety of it would be animated

    • @formerlygrimagikoopa
      @formerlygrimagikoopa 3 года назад +4

      wow im not the only one who thinks this

    • @luke4090
      @luke4090 2 года назад +2

      That's oddly specific

    • @lames232
      @lames232 Год назад +3

      @@luke4090 ljn video systen

  • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
    @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 6 лет назад +269

    Here is a funny thing.
    Wireless is better than the Wireless 60, which is better than the Wireless Air 60. If they make a 3D Wireless console, it would be 50% unplayable.

    • @khmerkandal121
      @khmerkandal121 5 лет назад +16

      And if they continue that stuff with the wireless VR gaming system then it would be for 100% unplayable

    • @SuperNitroZ64
      @SuperNitroZ64 5 лет назад +16

      *Do not tell Shane about the Zone 60*

    • @centurionchet
      @centurionchet 5 лет назад +2

      @@SuperNitroZ64 now I have to

    • @SuperNitroZ64
      @SuperNitroZ64 5 лет назад +5

      @@centurionchet *And don't tell him about the Zone 3D Interactive Gaming Console, either!*

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 4 года назад

      @@khmerkandal121
      Please don't give them ideas.

  • @GamingOcelotArmy
    @GamingOcelotArmy 5 лет назад +377

    "Oh, Adam... I have such wonders to show you" lol I'm actually in tears from that

    • @mraaronfrancis
      @mraaronfrancis 5 лет назад +11

      I was the same. It took me a while to regain my composure after that line

    • @magicvampirelver1321
      @magicvampirelver1321 4 года назад +9

      Yeah that quote LOL😈I love the Hellraiser franchise

    • @zrisethesonicgamer
      @zrisethesonicgamer 4 года назад

      Lol.

    • @edwirichuuhdr8885
      @edwirichuuhdr8885 4 года назад

      @@magicvampirelver1321 wtf it's not even a reference, did you even watch the video, kid?

    • @magicvampirelver1321
      @magicvampirelver1321 4 года назад +4

      @@edwirichuuhdr8885 I looked at your profile boy lol n your calling me the kid tho ok😂😂 boy gone you prolly never seen Hellraiser either

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 5 лет назад +16

    This is probably the magnum opus of your series. The production values of this episode is insanely good, right down to the amazing intro. It almost feels like a short indie documentary but with surreal horror. I also love how you used music from the episode that began the whole series. We used to think Magic Jelly was as bad as it got, but it got more and more insane, and it got more and more unsettling. This episode is also a definitive crossover because it makes it all the more terrifying. Especially that ending. Oh god, the question for the ages; "What are you laughing at?"

  • @Ladderthief1
    @Ladderthief1 5 лет назад +61

    There is so much detail put into this. Like at 5:39 if you turn the captions on the text is slightly jumbled to reflect Shane's voice.

  • @EsmeMarion
    @EsmeMarion 7 лет назад +301

    "Cora Loft the Room Explorer" 10/10 knockoff name

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 6 лет назад +7

      *Lara Croft

    • @markortiz126
      @markortiz126 6 лет назад +7

      @@ilikecurry2345 r/wooooooosh

    • @pieturtle
      @pieturtle 6 лет назад +12

      Mr.SpyCrab 1 sir, this is not a wooosh. He was responding to the second comment, not the funny one. Therefore, he was put into a different scenario than the one you placed and as such was correcting the second person's misspelling of Lara Croft and so it was not a wooosh.

    • @lennaertvanmierlo2955
      @lennaertvanmierlo2955 5 лет назад

      temmie *DJ Hunt* if you watch more of this guy’s videos, you could’ve known that there are knock offs of knock offs, and in that respect, “Lora Croft r/woooooosh” can definitely be a thing.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 лет назад +4

      Is that like Dora the Explorer?

  • @a_ceiling_fan1551
    @a_ceiling_fan1551 4 года назад +90

    Alternative title: Shane loses his fucking mind

  • @SuperNitroZ64
    @SuperNitroZ64 5 лет назад +176

    28:14 "Wireless Air 60 + 3D = ?!"
    That actually makes the Zone 3D. Yes, it's a real knockoff console, but it uses fake 3D graphics and comes with 3D glasses.

    • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
      @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 лет назад +12

      Or a really bad 3DS game, which is a disgrace to the 3DS.
      I love the 3DS.

    • @shaka7302
      @shaka7302 5 лет назад +9

      If Im not Wrong The people who made the Wireless Systems are them one who created The Zone 3d

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 4 года назад +7

      @NightSlashZ -Gaming And Beyond
      If so, I guess we’ll be seeing an episode about that one sooner or later.

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 4 года назад +4

      What's next? WirelessVR 60?

    • @protoretro1290
      @protoretro1290 4 года назад +3

      @@shaka7302 Yes and the Zone Wireless 30/50/70. They are JungleTac

  • @PixelGameSquad
    @PixelGameSquad 7 лет назад +627

    Bruuuuuu! Your production value has me SHOOK! 👏🏻

    • @Isaax
      @Isaax 7 лет назад +22

      Why can't you just talk English

    • @HughJaeness
      @HughJaeness 7 лет назад +19

      Isaax *speak

    • @travisschaefer7850
      @travisschaefer7850 7 лет назад +18

      *type

    • @Serena13
      @Serena13 7 лет назад +7

      Superhero Game Squad shook? What are you mattias?

    • @Isaax
      @Isaax 7 лет назад +2

      Travis Schaefer nice one

  • @TrioHorrorProduction
    @TrioHorrorProduction 5 лет назад +21

    5:10 "You know what this means?!"
    Me- Quoting Doc Brown:
    "It means this damn thing doesn't work at all!"
    Haha. You're welcome

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 7 лет назад +253

    Did i miss a video or two? Because your production values are through the roof lately! :D

    • @TheGamingTree
      @TheGamingTree 7 лет назад +15

      Nope just him not uploading for acouple months. This has happened for a ouple years, but hey always happy to see new videos from him

    • @HavenMarches
      @HavenMarches 7 лет назад +4

      I thought I was reading a cringey pick up line for a minute

    • @SuperNitroZ64
      @SuperNitroZ64 5 лет назад +2

      Don't tell him about the Zone 60.

  • @ChaseMC215
    @ChaseMC215 6 лет назад +47

    32:37
    "Welcome to a game where absolutely nobody that made this game opened up a SINGLE book to do any research on ghosts!"

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 6 лет назад +6

      What th-c-the- the theyre ghosts they're already dead they don't die and become other ghosts!

    • @minerobking1533
      @minerobking1533 4 года назад +2

      I’m actually wondering why they look like Babies.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 2 года назад +2

      You don't even capture them with an iron drum!

  • @eatsgouda6636
    @eatsgouda6636 5 лет назад +34

    That star in the "kids nightmare fuel game" is from Super Mario Galaxy!!

  • @oldreapervegasarchive3940
    @oldreapervegasarchive3940 7 лет назад +88

    33:56 The day that Shane went full JonTron on some PG ghosts.

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 7 лет назад +70

    I can actually imagine THIS being someone's first console, and being completely immersed in all the colour and visuals, having some fun once in a while etc.
    And then they get a PS4 Pro or an Xbox One X a few months later and their head explode! xD

    • @danielhowe2218
      @danielhowe2218 7 лет назад +4

      AstraVex Hold up... no, uh, fanboys from microsoft or nintendo? Ok then... carry on.
      I'm for nintendo btw. But PS4 is goregeous.

    • @moonfreak-5983
      @moonfreak-5983 7 лет назад +1

      Daniel Howe yeah I wish I went for the PS4 instead of Xbone

    • @ouh8509
      @ouh8509 7 лет назад +1

      Captaincarrot 25 "Xbox"

    • @moonfreak-5983
      @moonfreak-5983 7 лет назад

      ouh X
      Bone

    • @emolgagameyt4950
      @emolgagameyt4950 7 лет назад +1

      Nintendo and PC Master Race

  • @DethMetalDurgn
    @DethMetalDurgn 2 года назад +10

    The fact he spins the shotgun like a revolver (or Heavy from TF2) makes me smile. 😆

  • @oxymoronic-ephiphanies
    @oxymoronic-ephiphanies 7 лет назад +117

    This series become comedy to psychological thriller... Serious shit...
    Nice job Shane. A sequel which is a prequel? Hell yes!
    And that Intro... AMAZING
    P.S.: I hope you're doing well

    • @raptecclawtooth9046
      @raptecclawtooth9046 7 лет назад +3

      Welcome to Rerez Hill

    • @nobody88767
      @nobody88767 7 лет назад +1

      Sercan Yelen I was just thinking that

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 7 лет назад +1

      Sercan Yelen Well, seeing them react to the jumpscare which was that claymation clown was the funniest thing I have seen all day. But Shane calling the Wireless pure evil is not.

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 6 лет назад +1

      Shane may have forgot that this thing existed when he made the "Worst Console Ever" Wireless 60 video, and after that, he learned its existence, and made it the third video, the "sequel" video.

  • @curseyoujordanshow
    @curseyoujordanshow 7 лет назад +35

    I met you at ConBravo in 2016, and after telling you I enjoyed your two "worst console ever" videos, you told me there was another on the way. Assuming this was the console you were talking about, this video has been a long time coming! It was worth the wait :)

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 7 лет назад +1

      CURSE YOU...Jordan!
      ....shit

  • @terrytheblackmage4799
    @terrytheblackmage4799 5 лет назад +13

    Imagine how cool a crossover between Worst Ever and AVGN would be

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 6 лет назад +579

    This guy could be a voice actor.

    • @gameboi20
      @gameboi20 5 лет назад +35

      Aegis he makes a perfect villain

    • @thesnesgeek
      @thesnesgeek 5 лет назад +12

      @@gameboi20 Yeah, he could.

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 4 года назад +40

      Note to self: if I ever need VAs in a future game, see if this guy is available.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +4

      YES

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 4 года назад +8

      If rockstar ever makes manhunt again I would say that he is a perfect fit

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 лет назад +52

    I swear the production values on these are through the roof.

  • @kileundead
    @kileundead 2 года назад +4

    "Down there with me, Adam, where the bad games go..." I love your channel, been watching a while. I wish your newer videos were like these plug and play hell realms, they make for the funniest videos. Still great content!..just wish there was more of these 'psychotic breaks'.

  • @daemon1548
    @daemon1548 5 лет назад +36

    "You aim where you want the dart to go, and it doesn't go there" that killed me

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 2 года назад +1

      HAppY DUARhtZ!!1!

  • @godisdead
    @godisdead 6 лет назад +16

    This video gave me so much joy. I just discovered Rerez and I am hooked. Thank for suffering for you fans . We love you

  • @bodacious44
    @bodacious44 4 года назад +129

    "Who would ever play a child torture simulator?"
    i dunno just ask postal fans

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 4 года назад +28

      postal fans don't have children in the games
      Also would you like to sign my petition?

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 4 года назад +2

      @@gagejohnathan9641 must be referring to the postal movie.

    • @CSSLZT13
      @CSSLZT13 4 года назад +3

      All I want to say here is: POSTAL ORIGINAL FINAL LEVEL
      That is all.

    • @DeathAngel-ft8oz
      @DeathAngel-ft8oz 4 года назад +9

      @@CSSLZT13 The funny thing? They didn't take it out of the Redux because of the attention it could bring, oh no. The truth, if I remember correctly: it wasn't so shocking and jarring anymore. Which is actually kinda sad to realize that school shootings have kinda been normalized...

    • @Jimin-ik6zp
      @Jimin-ik6zp 4 года назад +1

      Damn it's harvester man.

  • @SLKibara
    @SLKibara 7 лет назад +181

    I think you're about to turn into something horrifying, Rerez.

    • @qwirky1709
      @qwirky1709 6 лет назад +1

      Spit Dragon mood

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 6 лет назад +3

      Like maybe some sort of psychological torturer?

    • @abrogaming5976
      @abrogaming5976 6 лет назад +5

      Hes be coming the clown

    • @FigureFarter
      @FigureFarter 6 лет назад +2

      Or perhaps Peter Puppy's true form.

  • @FrozenPhotonX_X
    @FrozenPhotonX_X 5 лет назад +35

    One of the enemies in that UFO Shooter is an alien from Maplestory...

  • @metaforth
    @metaforth 5 лет назад +23

    "who in their right mind would ever wanna make a child torture simulator?!" Programing teachers

  • @kikineptune316
    @kikineptune316 5 лет назад +41

    3:33 that gun spin though :D

  • @TheCarDemotic
    @TheCarDemotic 6 лет назад +71

    20:26 that barracuda is ripped straight from Feeding Frenzy
    EDIT: Notice how at 24:15 the Rockets are affected by gravity, but it’s in space

    • @storba3860
      @storba3860 5 лет назад +6

      Everything is. The background and other fish are too.

    • @locogamingrocker5014
      @locogamingrocker5014 5 лет назад +4

      Every single fish in that game is ripped straight from Feeding Frenzy... So is the background.
      The only unique "creature" in the game is the turtle. Turtles were in FF... Just not this specific asset.
      They ripped off Feeding Frenzy for the Wireless Air 60 in Rerez's "Worst Console Ever Made 2" video as well.

    • @ABHIJITHVIVEK
      @ABHIJITHVIVEK 5 лет назад +4

      I was searching the comments section for this😂🙏🏾

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад

      That rocket game must have been designed by Rian Johnson

    • @JSmith-nu4bl
      @JSmith-nu4bl 4 года назад

      In fact there is gravity at that height... 90% of what you have here

  • @Venuz117
    @Venuz117 5 лет назад +17

    26:20 slowly descending into madness

  • @valiant2398
    @valiant2398 7 лет назад +260

    13:47
    Is that a pink luma?

  • @LeftoverCultureReview
    @LeftoverCultureReview 7 лет назад +16

    @20:10 - Child torture simulator? I think it was mostly made for parents... Come to think of it, the whole machine could be a child torture device... Glad you reviewed it though :D

  • @TheDorkKnight5419
    @TheDorkKnight5419 Год назад +3

    I love coming back to this video because it's the turning point for this channel. Adam joins the team and the comedy gold was born.

  • @yagirlhenney5701
    @yagirlhenney5701 5 лет назад +96

    6:27-
    shane: i hate tunnel vision
    adam: WHO SAID THAT!?!?!

  • @GBlastMan
    @GBlastMan 7 лет назад +15

    This was pretty well done Shane, really it shows how much this have improve since the first one which is still my favorite one but man, that 90's MTV like intro with a touch of Neverhood in it, the way the skits were perfectly animated or executed, humor was on point and didnt dragged along too much.
    The only the only thing i could find kinda annoying its you forced a little bit the angry part, i mean it was ok for the most part because was in the same way as the first videos of the Wireless lineup but this seemed to be way too "angrery" for the most part, but hey i like the AVGN so this is a minor nitpick anyway.
    Im really impressed on how well done this Worst Console Ever was done and i expect this to just ramp up in the future because man this was really really cool.

  • @TheNexDude
    @TheNexDude 2 года назад +4

    I keep coming back to this video and I love it. From the hilariously bad games to the humor and dynamic of Adam and Shane.

  • @KareemHillJr
    @KareemHillJr 7 лет назад +22

    A new "Worst Console Ever"? Bless the heavens!
    By the way, I'm surprised you didn't notice the Luma at 13:58

    • @resort-anthem
      @resort-anthem 7 лет назад +5

      ThePikachuFan99 Thanks for pointing that out, really makes you wonder how much of this is original

  • @demelochristopher
    @demelochristopher 6 лет назад +9

    Oh man, the level of production along with the pure insanity of this is amazing. Glad to see you and Adam at EGXL again dude. This is a great video

  • @falondonahue8457
    @falondonahue8457 4 года назад +2

    Meanwhile at Hamy
    Boss: Okay we have to give the WIRELESS 20 games so far we have 19 games one more game and it'll be completed!
    Hamy Staff: **clapping**
    Boss: The final game we have is called 'Dream Forest' we just have to add characters as targets what characters can we use them as targets?
    Hamy Staff Worker 1: Puppies!
    Boss: Good next.
    Hamy Staff Worker 2: Bunnies!
    Boss: Awesome next.
    Energetic Hamy Staff Worker: STEAL CHARACTERS FROM LOCOROCO!!!
    Boss: PERFECT!!!

  • @Gigadramon6
    @Gigadramon6 7 лет назад +103

    "Who in their right mind would ever want to *make* a child torture simulator."
    I dunno, maybe ask those people who make the Spiderman and Elsa videos?

    • @icecube8214
      @icecube8214 6 лет назад +7

      Ikr

    • @flash4354
      @flash4354 6 лет назад +8

      Gigadramon6 **insert Joseph Joestar's 'OH NO' scream**

    • @GatorRay
      @GatorRay 6 лет назад +4

      +Gigadramon6 Or the people responsible for SuperMarioLogan (Note that I'm not bashing SML. Just pointing out that they've made multiple torture porn videos involving the child characters)

    • @sheriffaboubakar9720
      @sheriffaboubakar9720 6 лет назад +7

      Flash435 *insert Joshua and the promised Land "No, nooooooo!" cry*

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel 6 лет назад +4

      Gigadramon6 Or the government.

  • @SorowFame
    @SorowFame 6 лет назад +42

    "Tomato Absorbing Demon Cupcake" I need to work that into a conversation sometime

  • @UnusualPete
    @UnusualPete Год назад +3

    Wow... I thought GrayStillPlays was insane but you sir are absolutely bonkers and I love it! 😂
    Great video! 🎉

  • @GreatCornDev
    @GreatCornDev 5 лет назад +8

    The production quality on this channel is good and really great in some instances, like the Worst Ever series and especially this video. It feels more that just a review, in fact, it feels very close to a movie, just based around the Wireless system. It delivers high quality acting that really takes it to an another new level. This channel is simply amazing and it's a shame it doesn't have as much subscribers as it deserves.

  • @GeolyteGM
    @GeolyteGM 5 лет назад +72

    (20:12) This game is just Feeding Frenzy

    • @brenda6574
      @brenda6574 4 года назад +8

      The shark looks like feeding frenzy too!

    • @questionablequestion8918
      @questionablequestion8918 4 года назад +4

      Feeding frenzy is one of my childhood :0

    • @Mr.Malliquin666
      @Mr.Malliquin666 Год назад

      ​@@questionablequestion8918Yeah mine too I loved playing that game GODDAMN MEMORIES HURT !

    • @meinogamerz2730
      @meinogamerz2730 2 месяца назад

      it's basically feeding Frenzy except they changed the net gameplay that you win coins and added the turtle

  • @superbros64deluxe
    @superbros64deluxe 4 года назад +2

    14:14 "They put a lot of work into the visuals" as a Pink Luma from Mario Galaxy inches across the screen.

  • @CandisClassicGameShrine
    @CandisClassicGameShrine 7 лет назад +17

    Loving the new intro, Shane. I don't know how you survive playing these terrible pieces of crap lol. Keep up the great content :)

  • @2011supergamer
    @2011supergamer 7 лет назад +161

    That was a sick ass intro.

    • @onometre
      @onometre 7 лет назад +9

      genuinely one of the best intros Ive seen on youtube

    • @stentor9579
      @stentor9579 7 лет назад

      I know

    • @Subscriptcat676
      @Subscriptcat676 7 лет назад

      Where is your pfp from??

    • @2011supergamer
      @2011supergamer 7 лет назад

      David Betancourt Between the Lions

    • @Subscriptcat676
      @Subscriptcat676 7 лет назад

      Rixor12 YOOO I used too loooovvee that show as a kid

  • @Businessgoose124
    @Businessgoose124 4 месяца назад +2

    Something about the shotgun taking in batteries through the butt of the stock killed me inside. Reloading the batteries is such a cute idea I dont think I've ever seen done before, and they squandered it.

  • @crowmigration8245
    @crowmigration8245 7 лет назад +12

    Seriously dude, all I was thinking the entire time was you should do voices for cartoons, and then you actually made cartoons in the video. If you made a series even if just on RUclips I would so watch it. I would comment on the "game" "console" itself but I am speechless.

  • @Jetie
    @Jetie 6 лет назад +142

    13:59 Ways to get sued by Nintendo

    • @ucanhbui4424
      @ucanhbui4424 5 лет назад +1

      Jetdean ohhhhh It's Luma

    • @ucanhbui4424
      @ucanhbui4424 5 лет назад +6

      Diego Velasco Noo the game was made after super mario galaxy

    • @Recordable2000
      @Recordable2000 5 лет назад +1

      You are stupid Diego Velasko

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 5 лет назад

      Diego Velasco didn’t Rerez say that the game modelled off from Buck Hunt? That wasn’t 2001

    • @smiler4948
      @smiler4948 5 лет назад

      Diego Velasco you’re rarted.

  • @AnnoyedSonic
    @AnnoyedSonic 4 месяца назад +5

    Naming a console Wireless is like naming a program Digital *glares at Digital*

  • @sasukegirl3492
    @sasukegirl3492 5 лет назад +6

    Man I love these videos. The production value is so beautiful and I always appreciate a good belly laugh.

  • @surberus23
    @surberus23 7 лет назад +7

    So... how many takes did you need to nail that sweet shotgun twirl at 3:34?

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics 4 года назад +22

    WOW!
    They actually made a game system with a light gun/ motion controls that work, and it's a KNOCK OFF!
    That would be awesome!
    ...If the games were good!

  • @SarcasticPossum
    @SarcasticPossum 6 лет назад +81

    This video was very well put together and shows how bad the games suck.
    *HAPPY DAAAARTS!!!!*

    • @JacobTP64
      @JacobTP64 4 года назад +8

      *You’ll never win!* :D

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 4 года назад +5

      H-happy darts??

    • @TM_Em0lga
      @TM_Em0lga 3 года назад +1

      *HAPPY DARRTS!*

    • @russwaddel08
      @russwaddel08 3 года назад +1

      happy...darts...

    • @buggy730
      @buggy730 3 года назад

      Failure darts!

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 6 лет назад +72

    “Who would want to inflict so much pain on the public!?” -Rerez, 2018
    This console must be made by the government!

    • @Anomaly188
      @Anomaly188 5 лет назад +4

      Worse. The Chinese.

    • @formerlygrimagikoopa
      @formerlygrimagikoopa 4 года назад

      i read this comment right when shane said that. i’m so lucky lol

    • @Howlingd0g
      @Howlingd0g 4 года назад

      "Could this console be the work of the Illuminati?!"
      50 Internet Points to anyone who gets that reference.

    • @buggy730
      @buggy730 3 года назад +3

      It's actually just a incompetent Chinese game consoles creator, called jungle tac

    • @buggy730
      @buggy730 2 года назад +1

      It ain't from the government, it ain't from the US, it ain't from the communist,
      It's from China.

  • @markmcwest
    @markmcwest 3 года назад +1

    Man, I really miss these console reviews and their production value. I know you put a lot of effort in these and it shows, keep going!

  • @hemidas
    @hemidas 7 лет назад +476

    Send this to AVGN!

    • @Trockenshampooleopard
      @Trockenshampooleopard 7 лет назад +72

      Jovan Mitrić No. AVGN's purpose is to take us back to the past (you know, to play the shitty games that suck ass). Let's leave the modern bullcrap to Rerez. He's good at it!

    • @stoicvampirepig6063
      @stoicvampirepig6063 7 лет назад +47

      AVGN would not wipe his nerdy ass with this system.

    • @stoicvampirepig6063
      @stoicvampirepig6063 7 лет назад +5

      Sorry 'system'.
      Love these particular videos you make man, love the dark stylings.

    • @tmorh
      @tmorh 7 лет назад +27

      Actually, in an AVGN episode, there is a Wireless air60 in the background

    • @SK91NO
      @SK91NO 7 лет назад +3

      tmorh which one?

  • @Gigidag77
    @Gigidag77 6 лет назад +142

    Soulja Boy: *"Hold My Beer..."*

    • @justinhenley8700
      @justinhenley8700 4 года назад +2

      Well at least Soulja Boy was a successful person, unlike you and all of the others in your fandom.

    • @EpicTyphlosionTV
      @EpicTyphlosionTV 4 года назад +2

      @@justinhenley8700 Inb4 Nekojishi

    • @justinhenley8700
      @justinhenley8700 4 года назад

      @@EpicTyphlosionTV that's a video game you halfwit. A dating game with animals at that. Compare that to a living, breathing, *existing* human, who has many people that enjoy him and his music. Go whimper in a corner and think about your actions.

    • @EpicTyphlosionTV
      @EpicTyphlosionTV 4 года назад +4

      @@justinhenley8700 Jesus christ, it was a joke

    • @justinhenley8700
      @justinhenley8700 4 года назад

      @@EpicTyphlosionTV wasn't a very good joke then.

  • @edgardeitz2784
    @edgardeitz2784 2 года назад +1

    I love the stop motion animation in the intro; great stuff! :)

  • @Anthonybrother
    @Anthonybrother 5 лет назад +20

    23:37 Rerez: -"...It's the only frisbee shooting game i've ever played..."
    Me: You've never played the Clay Shooting mode in Duck Hunt?
    *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 5 лет назад +3

      Well, technically those are clay pigeons.

    • @henrydillard6217
      @henrydillard6217 5 лет назад

      Or revolution x on the Genesis

    • @Limbbiscuit
      @Limbbiscuit 4 года назад +2

      Frisbee and clay plate are 2 different thing dumdum

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 4 года назад

      Who's throwing those frisbees?? Patrick mahomes??

    • @justinhenley8700
      @justinhenley8700 4 года назад +2

      He said "frisbee shooting game *at a golf course*". Clay shooting wouldn't count here, since it's not at a golf course, and frisbees and clay pigeons are two different things.

  • @arbiter1272
    @arbiter1272 7 лет назад +37

    Flash games on Newgrounds are more enjoyable then this shit.

    • @rthenoob7474
      @rthenoob7474 6 лет назад

      Watching paint dry is more fun than the Wireless',Wireless 60's,and Air 60's games combined.

  • @carterwright8504
    @carterwright8504 Месяц назад +1

    I'm six years late but the production value here is incredible!!

  • @kieranstark7213
    @kieranstark7213 7 лет назад +19

    And the absolute worst of the worst is the LJN Video Art. THAT could be a way to conclude the Worst Console Ever series.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 6 лет назад +1

      Or the Hyper Scan

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 5 лет назад +1

      @Long schlong okay? That doesn't make it a good system, the games looked terrible and there were only like 9 all of them kinda crappy and cheap in design. I actually never mentioned loading times.

  • @MrMegaManFan
    @MrMegaManFan 2 года назад +2

    It's because of videos like these that I became a patron. Thanks for all the years of entertainment Shane!

  • @desflat
    @desflat 7 лет назад +24

    Other nerds will probably mention this too, sorry if I'm repeating things. But Avatar came out in 2009, the same year that the Wireless 60 came out (supposedly). Meaning this game either predicted the movie's mech and helicopter designs, along with the name... or this actually came out AFTER the Wireless 60.

    • @TJ-pg6up
      @TJ-pg6up 7 лет назад +7

      To add to dating, the thing uses a horrendous cut out of the guy from modern warfare 2 promo art for the predator screen. So it was being "developed" sometime during '09.

  • @nologinplease
    @nologinplease 7 лет назад +33

    The more agitated he gets, the more Shane starts sounding like Shaggy from Scooby Doo!

    • @thistoxicguy7219
      @thistoxicguy7219 7 лет назад +2

      nologinplease Like zoinks Scoob!

    • @hippiedave1362
      @hippiedave1362 7 лет назад +2

      Ruh-roh!

    • @shadowdragon236
      @shadowdragon236 7 лет назад +1

      He's turning into the best Anime Character

    • @Fenrir_Formally_Rye
      @Fenrir_Formally_Rye 7 лет назад +2

      He begins to sound like Micheal J. Fox when he runs short of breath and continues talking.

    • @Serena13
      @Serena13 7 лет назад

      nologinplease Zoinks!

  • @timothyroehm4307
    @timothyroehm4307 4 года назад +5

    4:12 Geez licking those Nintendo Switch Cartridges much? LOL!!!

  • @pazzoeo
    @pazzoeo 7 лет назад +19

    "Wireless Air 60 + 3D = ?!?"
    Omg the tease

  • @TrippySilver
    @TrippySilver 7 лет назад +107

    This series is like a more kid friendly AVGN

    • @Ubersnuber
      @Ubersnuber 6 лет назад +18

      I don't think I would let a kid watch those trips into insanity. Call me old-fashioned.

    • @notmomoayase
      @notmomoayase 3 года назад +3

      shane luis swearing in worst consoles 2.
      but thanks for the bleeping noise.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 года назад +2

      🤣

  • @TrueInvisible
    @TrueInvisible 5 лет назад +8

    20:30 these are directly stolen from feeding frenzy

  • @seabit253
    @seabit253 7 лет назад +6

    21:05 The story is that ALL these assets have been stolen from Feeding Frenzy, a XBLA game from the early life of the service. It was a really good game, but now is unfortunately pirated and stolen all the time.

  • @Gigidag77
    @Gigidag77 6 лет назад +33

    7:08
    They ripped the background from screenshots of Battlefield 1942 and redrew them poorly

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 5 лет назад

      *OOF*

    • @jacobxiaolong9104
      @jacobxiaolong9104 5 лет назад

      EA should've sued those Chinese bootleggers instead of putting more of those loot...i mean *S U R P R I S E M E C H A N I C S.*

  • @ya-boi-rexo
    @ya-boi-rexo 3 года назад +8

    1:27 Oh look, it's the ghost of the money that you've wasted on the console!

  • @Dysphoricsmile
    @Dysphoricsmile 7 лет назад +8

    12:22 LMAO That is an ACTUAL Chi-ri - one of a VERY FEW Japanese made WWII Medium Tanks!

  • @LetsPlayKeldeo
    @LetsPlayKeldeo 7 лет назад +93

    They stolen Lumas for Toyland

  • @retakkai
    @retakkai 2 года назад +7

    20:55
    The fish and background was stolen from a 2004 fish game called Feeding Frenzy

    • @Mr.Malliquin666
      @Mr.Malliquin666 2 года назад +3

      Yeah and unlike this game Feeding Frenzy was actually fun.

  • @Rob23765
    @Rob23765 7 лет назад +80

    Oh man, stolen asset in the Toy Land game: Pink Luma from Mario Galaxy

  • @qwaccc
    @qwaccc 7 лет назад +49

    this channel needs so many more subscribers. you make such high quality content, but get so few subs :(

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck 6 лет назад +1

      bibbaTM I 100% agree with you.

    • @BioCybergoth
      @BioCybergoth 6 лет назад +1

      it's way too unfair, dumbfucks that do very disrespectful things, offensive blogs, unbearable storytime videos and content beyond cringy get promoted by youtube and the trending tab picks the absolute most painfully fucking boring videos from every mediocre channel flooded with ads and add nothing new to the platform.

    • @hotchocolate8008
      @hotchocolate8008 6 лет назад

      BioCybergoth Its because it brings attention from other sponsors, and youtube makes money. RUclips doesn't care.

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 лет назад +2

      200k subs not enough for you?