Rerez it really seems now that you are going out of your way for this torment. I understand that it kind of supports your flavor of branding but occasionally would be nice for you to be pleasantly surprised by something different that you tried out. Instead of something that we all know is something terrible.
Rerez I don't think this is the worst SNES classic. There may be an American made SNES classic clone MUCH WORSE than that. "How would America mess up that bad!?" you may ask. Well, remember that was the country that made the worst game ever called "Bubsy 3D"(And no, DON'T have me say E.T 'cause I know it isn't).
Extremewrecker2000 The willer. Come back after you've actually played (and beat) ET on the 2600. That game is literally not as bad as everyone thinks it is. It's not great but it did fall short of the advertised Mystique over it... And that's what broke the camel's back.
I love how honest your reviews are, even when a website sponsors a video, you have zero qualms about ripping their product to shreds if the quality is not up to snuff. Lesser channels would try to minimize just how bad something is to try to keep the sponsorship perks coming. Keep the honesty flowing! You kick ass
Gearbest probably doesn't mind much in this case since they didn't actually manufacture the product, they're just buying and selling. In fact maybe this will teach them to not store such crappy consoles. They ought to be thanking Shane.
@@NiePowiemCi Yep. That was one of the original Dendy games. That programmer, Alexandr Chudov guy make 9 games for russian 8bit famicom clone in early 90s.
Ninja Gaiden is called Shadow Warriors over here in Europe because we were afraid of ninjas back then. Same reason Turtles was called Teenage Mutant HERO Turtles here instead of Ninja. I'd imagine the music plays faster as the result of converting an optimized PAL 50hz game for NTSC territories.
So, this officially could mark the final time we ever see anything like this. Unless, of course, "...somebody starts to produce a miniaturized N64, and hot glues another Cool Baby system into it, and renames all the NES as N64 roms, confusing the general public, and possibly confusing younger consumers, who wouldn't know the difference anyway." But that wouldn't happen, right?
Honestly they probably sold WAY more of those things than they would ever done if it wasn't for that video. And that's simply because contrary to popular beliefe for items like these dime-a-dozen cheap Chinese knock-offs, even a horrible scathing review, if done by a reviewer with a ton of subs, will greatly increase sales. Heck, the worse the review probably the better! It helps increase visibility, getting people to learn about something that might have never heard of before and even if they did somehow come across it probably would've completely ignored it otherwise. I mean, just think of how many people knew the name "Coolbaby" and/or googled it after that video, and you can easily understand why a manufacturer or store would send him another one to review. There's also the "pet rock" effect of people buying things ironically just because they ARE bad as either gag gift or just because they are curious to see just how bad it really is. That might seem silly but it's something that companies can make a ton of money off of if they are smart or just incredibly lucky. Like the old saying goes "Any press is good press". You could even say that nowadays with advent the internet, social media, and viral marketing that it's truer now than it's ever been.
In the previous coolbaby video he's even calmer, it's not even part of the worst ever series XD the contrast between that video and those in the worst ever series is amazing
@@lonkzelda7871 I feel like Rerez is a class of his own. And I love all three. But to compare them is unfair to all, imo 😅 Rerez is more into the technical specs. JonTron is mostly the quotables and memes. AVGN is the fire and fury, plus maybe some history. And they all can intersect on varying aspects but... Yeah I've been here too long 🤐
The subtitles when he talks fast (a little before the 4:00 mark) are kinda hilarious: "Somebody somebody tries to Essex Warner Hut goes into the cooling system a donor names all the NES processes or I was confusing the John." Classic Rerez!
Greetings AlphaOmegaSin, i admit that i miss seeing new videos on your channel and showing your"fighting spirit"in action. yes i agree, i like how you get 621 8-BIT Games...
Haruhi Suzumiya i know you're not replying to me but wow,this is the 2nd time i found a"Haruhi Suzumiya"YT account. also NO,that's technically not ilegal because it is not a complete copy of the original.
Haruhi Suzumiya It is all part of fooling people into thinking that it's a Super Famicom Mini. and well according to the laws of china these products are ok so.
@@danielmas5493 His review of the Wireless Air 60 is fairly vulgar, but he censors out all the swears. I'd love to see an uncensored cut one day, but that's unlikely.
@Despondent not USSR, post-socialist ex-Soviet republics, 90s were a wild Dendy era.) In fact, I don't think they had ANY Nintendo products until GameCube or Wii era, no SNES clones meant people there mostly played SEGA before PlayStation came around.
@@KasumiRINA yup, growing up in Russia as a kid I had a Dendy and my friends had Sega and that's all we played. I remember the PlayStation getting announced but we moved to the US in 96.
RainingMetal Nor any ROM hacks that have anything to do with SuperMarioLogan or SuperMarioGlitchy4 (Not counting Sonic Adventure 64 which I know is where SMG4 got his Sonic model that he uses in several videos from)
17:45 "Oh, the aliens are back in the tubes again" I just can't help but imagine you sitting in a padded cell, in a straightjacket, just rambling to yourself xD
oh let's see: totally not a bootlegged mario >Crazy Rerez totally not unlicensed superman _oh look, Crazy Rerez_ *goes into it* *_IT'S FRIGGIN' ADVENTURE ISLAND_*
By the way, the SNES Classic packaging says "Never Released: StarFox 2." What's cool is that its also been recently released on the Nintendo Switch SNES collection. May not be the best game in the series, but it is a special one.
I think I know why the loading screens exist, in the early days of rom hacking it was very difficult to modify a rom, usually the code couldn’t be changed and stuff like intro screens couldn’t be removed, but the data that appeared on that screen could be modified as long as it fit in the same amount of data, so they would change the company screen because they couldn’t remove it.
Those "COM ports" are called DB9 sockets and they're still commonly sold by electronics retailers, much like DB15 and DB25, for practically pennies these days.
+ElChupanibre I may have said this before but considering how bad it is right now I'm shocked Nintendo hasn't gone after SuperMarioLogan because it's doing more harm to the names of the Nintendo characters it uses then good. Also I've already talked about why I think a *CERTAIN* person seemingly turning on his fanbase because of what Nintendo did annoys me so I won't mention it again.
tim5fl Parodies are a bit of a grey area, though. SuperMarioLogan, at least when I looked him up on a private browser because I don't want him in my search history, claims that he's a parody. Some companies don't seem to have an understanding of parodies, though. I don't think I wanna know who this *"CERTAIN* person" is. I can guess, but I'd rather not think about it.
I expect the colour differences are just from emulation issues, like the weirdly coloured background on the Mario menu. Also, I expect the creators of this didn’t remove the “Super Mario Bros.” sign from Super Mario Bros. 3, instead some other bootleggers in the past did it, and then the Cool Baby creators just stole it from them. The original bootleggers probably didn’t include the other Mario games, or also modified Super Mario Bros. 2, and then the Cool Baby creators didn’t steal that ROM for whatever reason. If you look back through these bootleg consoles, you’ll see that each bootleg gets progressively more and more bootlegged as time goes on. A bootleg from the 1990’s eventually evolves into loads and loads of bootlegs that you can find now. It’s strange but kinda cool at the same time.
A funny thing about the bootleg Pikachu platformer is that you can freely move Pikachu on the screen when the game is paused. I used to do this at a friend's house to see who would finish the game faster doing that
I have a better solution, take this system, throw it in the trash and burn the whole can. Buy the official famicom/SNES Classic, or any other emulator, and have a MUCH funner experience with your money
Hay REREZ when you are playing a officially licensed cartridge copy of Kung Fu Heroes on an actual NES system the music will still periodically cut-out like what you shown us in this video. I don't know why the music dose this.
My relatives gifted me this exact console. I enjoyed playing it until the two controllers just got busted for like an hour. I played super mario brothers 3 and Tower of Drauga with this console and when I was done, I packed it up and hid it somewhere I will not gonna remember
pacman III is actually fascinating. So there's an atari 7800 hack by the Dahrk Daiz , which you can see in the game in this thing. However as far as I know it's not for nes. I wasn't able to find a lot of information with a quick google search, but I'd imagine they ported the game from 7800... to the nes. poorly. which is just baffling to me. The see-through ghosts, the look and design of the mazes, it's all by mr. daiz! I have no idea why they decided to do this. Can I get some upvotes on this so Rerez actually gets a chance to see it? I think he'd find this information interesting.
Fun fact: Above the puzzle game option is an edited sprite of Bass (or Forte) from Megaman 7, just weirdly edited to look kind of 8 bit and have flat colors.
The people who made the hardware are not the same people who made the software. Dollars to donuts, the hardware company bought a cheap bundle of games from a professional video game piracy company. Each game is likely pirated by a different software engineer, which is why some have fake loading screens and some have logos removed, but some don't.
BUTT SHAYNE What?! EF ET YOOSEZ A KAWM PAWRT WIE DUNCHA JUS YOOSE A SEGGA JENUSES KUNTRULUR UR EVIN EN ATAURY KUNTRULUR Well of course we tried that! But it didn't WORK! Don't you think I would have done that?! No! We had to go through SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE GAMES using THIS piece of crap!!! KUDINA BEYN THAYAT BAYAD
Robot that transforms into a F16: Boring, we have seen that, stale. AN ANCIENT WIZZARD WHO SHAPESHIFTS INTO A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON: COOL, METAL, NEW, AMAZING, GOTY
Mongolian is way too irrelevant to make it out anywhere. Cyrillic you randomly run into is pretty much always either Russian, Ukrainian or Bulgarian (you can tell Ukrainian by "I" appearing outside of "Ы", and Bulgarian by the fact that it makes no sense). Sometimes, very rarely, you also run into Serbian which has like "ђ","љ" and "њ" on top of the Russian characters but beyond that it's highly unusual to run into any other language using this script, at least on the internet.
Even i could make a decent NES classic edition clone, you just need to have the right chips, verify that it can run games like Castlevania 3 both japanese and US release with no issues, and give it a decent built quality so it doesn't break in a few weeks like most famiclones do. and instead of having built in games that you may not want, i think it would be far better to include not only both a Famicom and NES slot so you can play your physical cartriges(i actually had a famiclone that had a NES slot too)but also include a cart with an SD card slot so you can play any rom you want. if only that could happen instead of these poorly made famiclones..
You may be better off gutting a *completely dead* NES or Famicom, fitting a Raspberry Pi in it, and programming your own emulator. I'm sure somebody has already done that. As for the cartridge compatibility, that's where the Pi's GPIO comes in.
Yeah, I'd definitely love to do that. If I was involved in putting games on one of these, I'd definitely go for a lot of the well known ones and generally stay away from ROM hacks. Of course, there are some that could genuinely be game improving, like an easy mode for games like Zelda 2, translation patches for Japanese games, Simon's Redaction for Castlevania 2, and so on. Definitely not pad out the list with bootleg games.
Could've been Mongolian for all we know. I only have a modicum of knowledge of Russian because of some Russian bootlegs that I wanted to translate into English to know what was being said. Also so much "сука блять."
Your suffering is my entertainment. Thanks, man! What demographics do you think mainly gets tricked into buying these things?? I think the COM ports are because the circuitry is so ridiculously cheap to print on the system board, whereas USB requires an additional microchip (unless you’re just using it for power)
My stepdad bought me a different model of the Coolbaby called Mini Game Anniversary Edition Entertainment System, because it looked a lot like the NES Classic. I actually thought it was legit even a few minutes after plugging it in and trying it, but only because I hadn't checked out what the real NES Classic was supposed to look like. When I researched it online after seeing how flaky the system seemed, I saw the start menu and all the sophisticated looking stuff and was like "oh. I see." But I still like the system, it has some great games :)
I think the only people buying this kind of products are (grand)parents with tight budget, wanting to give their (grand)son something to play while not having a whole lot of money.
I've been going through these older videos recently, and Shane slowly but surely losing his mind because of these garbage bootleg consoles is truly a sight to behold.
Shadow Warriors is the PAL version of Ninja Gaiden. What they did here is they took the PAL rom of Ninja Gaiden (Shadow Warriors), they modified the copyright information; but since its intended to be played on a PAL CPU, it plays too fast on this NTSC NES emulator. Hence the sped up music
The resolution from a SNES classic is not *only* 720p, there’s a reason for it. 720p the best resolution to run classic 4:3 games in HD because of integer scaling.
I was hoping this would exist after the first one. I thought maybe that could improve with the cool baby being not the... worst thing ever. Ah well. There is always the cool baby 3 Also noooo! They butchered Tecmo Soccer! That was my favourite sports game on the system! The monsters!
I love how even the little “HDMI 1080p” thing at the bottom left of the box is a rip off of the USK logo (the USK rates entertainment media over here in germany and it looks exactly like the ages 12 and up variation)
17:04 I don't think that's what they mean by "non-repeatable". I think they're separating the games into sort of arcade style games and more traditional 'finite' games. For example, Arcade Mario Bros, Dig Dug, Donkey Kong are "endurance" games because they essentially loop forever and it's all about getting a high score. Whereas games like Super Mario Bros 3, Ninja Gaiden, and yes Adventure Island are "non-repeatable" in the sense that they actually have an ending. (With a New Game + loop, but you know what I mean.)
Well yea thats why i stated what i did, I meant it as a bad thing. I wouldn't waste a dollar on these consoles. I still have my old systems so no need to buy them anyway
Robert gaming, If you want an arcade plug and play i would suggest the super retrocade. Its not the most powerful but you can add games to it and use your own arcade usb stick if you have one retro-bit.com/super-retrocade
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To see where all this came from here is the previous video about the ORIGINAL Cool Baby: ruclips.net/video/hdS7-NADqi8/видео.html
If they do make a cool baby 64 do you think it would will be 16 bit?
Rerez it really seems now that you are going out of your way for this torment. I understand that it kind of supports your flavor of branding but occasionally would be nice for you to be pleasantly surprised by something different that you tried out. Instead of something that we all know is something terrible.
Rerez I don't think this is the worst SNES classic. There may be an American made SNES classic clone MUCH WORSE than that. "How would America mess up that bad!?" you may ask. Well, remember that was the country that made the worst game ever called "Bubsy 3D"(And no, DON'T have me say E.T 'cause I know it isn't).
Extremewrecker2000 The willer. Come back after you've actually played (and beat) ET on the 2600. That game is literally not as bad as everyone thinks it is. It's not great but it did fall short of the advertised Mystique over it... And that's what broke the camel's back.
12:04 that is Cyrillic, the native text alphabet of Russia and yeah that's one crazy looking commie game
Mowgli begins his journey through the lion to find The Man Village.
That’s a true to whole lion right there.
Well, if you can't beat 'em...
Join 'em.
Wtf im playing as?! Am i a furry?!
*swedish man laughs*
On the way life of black tiger joins him to eat the humans.
The greatest quote ever 100% 10/10
I love how honest your reviews are, even when a website sponsors a video, you have zero qualms about ripping their product to shreds if the quality is not up to snuff. Lesser channels would try to minimize just how bad something is to try to keep the sponsorship perks coming. Keep the honesty flowing! You kick ass
Gearbest probably doesn't mind much in this case since they didn't actually manufacture the product, they're just buying and selling. In fact maybe this will teach them to not store such crappy consoles. They ought to be thanking Shane.
I also appreciate the honest; that's a rare commodity nowadays...
The “gibberish” video game is In Russian and is translated to “storage number 18
Ok so...
Dendy?
Funny thing is, change up the colour palet a bit that could pass as a Sinclair Spectrum game!
@@NiePowiemCi Yep. That was one of the original Dendy games. That programmer, Alexandr Chudov guy make 9 games for russian 8bit famicom clone in early 90s.
I got "Warehouse Number 18"
Thanks
2018: CoolBaby
2025-2040: LameAdult
2099:MegaLameCorpse
@@ayeshafenner7180 2121 IdiotUndead
2015: NiceBoy
@@maustank5224 9999 and beyond: DecayingNobody
2020 : Powkiddy
2078 : KickAdult
The story about the Jungle Kid felt very improv, like multiverse television.
Cool
Nice
Soooo, you _saw_ that "Rick and Morty" episode (in Season 1)...
Ninja Gaiden is called Shadow Warriors over here in Europe because we were afraid of ninjas back then. Same reason Turtles was called Teenage Mutant HERO Turtles here instead of Ninja.
I'd imagine the music plays faster as the result of converting an optimized PAL 50hz game for NTSC territories.
Hmmm i live in belgium and i have ninja turtles
Jasper Vandervoort
Even back in the 80's/ Early 90's? Because I'm not talking about TODAY. I was talking about back then
Shoulda just named it Hero Gaiden.
Real1Gaming oh ok
MultiTarded Sure, haven't you heard of Mustafa the Third, the recently appointed king of Europe? He was at the G7 together with Trump and Trudeau.
Those comic sketches for forest kid was really well done. Props to the artist.
I get the feeling that Rerez is slowly growing more and more insane the more he finds these bootleg consoles.
34th comment and yep that’s true he really is getting more insane
Hell, with the Wireless, he's becoming a demon
And he's getting grayer
Me: Mom can we have Super Mario Bros. 3?
Mom: We have Super Mario Bros. 3 at home.
SMB3 at home: *3*
Yeah, you remember that game, 3! It's everyone's favorite, 3!!!
also smb3 at home: is the jp rom
This is STUPID!
@@Skiedeagle Did you honestly think Nintendo wouldn't sue you just because you took out the word Super Mario Bros.?
"Mom,can I have a SNES?"
Mom:"We have a SNES at Home"
*SNES At Home:*
So, this officially could mark the final time we ever see anything like this.
Unless, of course,
"...somebody starts to produce a miniaturized N64, and hot glues another Cool Baby system into it, and renames all the NES as N64 roms, confusing the general public, and possibly confusing younger consumers, who wouldn't know the difference anyway."
But that wouldn't happen, right?
Power Player Super Joy III: "...ahem"
@spritecranberry14yearsagonah it’s still gonna have nes roms
Rerez: the coolbaby is horrible
Gearbest: great review! Have something for free
Lol that's probably why the name got changed
And he practically praised the coolbaby compared to the review he gave here XD
Honestly they probably sold WAY more of those things than they would ever done if it wasn't for that video. And that's simply because contrary to popular beliefe for items like these dime-a-dozen cheap Chinese knock-offs, even a horrible scathing review, if done by a reviewer with a ton of subs, will greatly increase sales. Heck, the worse the review probably the better! It helps increase visibility, getting people to learn about something that might have never heard of before and even if they did somehow come across it probably would've completely ignored it otherwise. I mean, just think of how many people knew the name "Coolbaby" and/or googled it after that video, and you can easily understand why a manufacturer or store would send him another one to review.
There's also the "pet rock" effect of people buying things ironically just because they ARE bad as either gag gift or just because they are curious to see just how bad it really is. That might seem silly but it's something that companies can make a ton of money off of if they are smart or just incredibly lucky. Like the old saying goes "Any press is good press". You could even say that nowadays with advent the internet, social media, and viral marketing that it's truer now than it's ever been.
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"Ooooh the aliens are back in the tubes again". That line gets me every time.
When the astronauts try to unclog their ships toilet Neil Armstrong,"the aliens are in the tubes again"
Same XD
This was hilarious! :D He started out like Jontron at the beginning and turned into AVGN at the end xD
🤣🤣🤣🤣:*smiling*
In the previous coolbaby video he's even calmer, it's not even part of the worst ever series XD the contrast between that video and those in the worst ever series is amazing
I think rerez is a mix of both
@@lonkzelda7871 I feel like Rerez is a class of his own. And I love all three. But to compare them is unfair to all, imo 😅 Rerez is more into the technical specs. JonTron is mostly the quotables and memes. AVGN is the fire and fury, plus maybe some history. And they all can intersect on varying aspects but... Yeah I've been here too long 🤐
@@viscountrainbows6452 All good, no bad, and honestly its very fun to watch all of them.
Ok Blink is amazing and I want to know more about it.
Liar
@@Herobrine100x r/whoosh
A Blink 182 mod for Super Mario Bros
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The subtitles when he talks fast (a little before the 4:00 mark) are kinda hilarious: "Somebody somebody tries to Essex Warner Hut goes into the cooling system a donor names all the NES processes or I was confusing the John." Classic Rerez!
The best part is the packaging lol
Greetings AlphaOmegaSin, i admit that i miss seeing new videos on your channel and showing your"fighting spirit"in action. yes i agree, i like how you get 621 8-BIT Games...
AlphaOmegaSin isn't this illegal? That classics logo is trademarked
Haruhi Suzumiya i know you're not replying to me but wow,this is the 2nd time i found a"Haruhi Suzumiya"YT account. also NO,that's technically not ilegal because it is not a complete copy of the original.
Cutsie-Kun im surprised they used a similar logo
Haruhi Suzumiya It is all part of fooling people into thinking that it's a Super Famicom Mini. and well according to the laws of china these products are ok so.
Am I a bad person for loving how Rerez looses his mind to this consoles?
He kind of acts like an AVGN. I like it.
@@brazencoronet17 Without the swearing and special effects
@@danielmas5493 His review of the Wireless Air 60 is fairly vulgar, but he censors out all the swears. I'd love to see an uncensored cut one day, but that's unlikely.
@@LadyofStarlight I think he said damn in one of his recent videos
11:37 game is russian, produced for famiclone called "Dendy". It translates as "Warehouse 18"
Probably made in the USSR for a clone system due to the inability to get real NES consoles... might be the reason why the text was glitching out
@Despondent not USSR, post-socialist ex-Soviet republics, 90s were a wild Dendy era.) In fact, I don't think they had ANY Nintendo products until GameCube or Wii era, no SNES clones meant people there mostly played SEGA before PlayStation came around.
Oh and the game itself clearly states
(c) A. Chudov, city of Ulyanovsk, 1997
(that'd be ruski federaski already)
@@KasumiRINA yup, growing up in Russia as a kid I had a Dendy and my friends had Sega and that's all we played. I remember the PlayStation getting announced but we moved to the US in 96.
In Soviet Russia, video game plays YOU!
For those who want to see the adventure island bits
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You just given me an idea! I hope I can pitch it to someone to make a video for the Cool Baby 2 but with only Adventure Island games.
"This is getting weird Rick. I wanna go home." "Shut up morty. This dimension is great."
His reaction every time adventure island shows up is priceless
When he said "Don't it!?" I already knew what was about to go down.
The way the music hesitated right there made it better XD
Bootleg Mario games, a Jungle Book reskin, and STILL no 7 Grand Dad.
RainingMetal Nor any ROM hacks that have anything to do with SuperMarioLogan or SuperMarioGlitchy4 (Not counting Sonic Adventure 64 which I know is where SMG4 got his Sonic model that he uses in several videos from)
17:45 "Oh, the aliens are back in the tubes again" I just can't help but imagine you sitting in a padded cell, in a straightjacket, just rambling to yourself xD
20:44 lmao what the hell " through the jungle to find the *man villageeeeeee* "
1:20
That shaking is perfect
Thats priceless.
Hey Shane! This is such a great video. Your physical/voice comedy is so great. Keep it up dude!!
He really does have the voice of a natural entertainer.
Agreed.
oh let's see:
totally not a bootlegged mario
>Crazy Rerez
totally not unlicensed superman
_oh look, Crazy Rerez_
*goes into it*
*_IT'S FRIGGIN' ADVENTURE ISLAND_*
It LOOKS like a Super Famicom ClassicDON'TIT?!?!?!?!!!
The “Puzzle Game” character on the menu is actually Bass from Mega Man.
So yeah, not from any puzzle games.
By the way, the SNES Classic packaging says "Never Released: StarFox 2." What's cool is that its also been recently released on the Nintendo Switch SNES collection. May not be the best game in the series, but it is a special one.
Am I a bad person if I enjoy watching Shane raging over a bad system?
Nanaten Nah.
That's what we're all here for, don't worry
You mean Shane raging over something that he didn't have to buy himself?
I enjoy it...
No
Very few gaming RUclipsrs still put proper editing and work into their videos...thank you for keeping it alive ❤️
20:57
"welp, if you cant beat em. Join em"-Jontron
The game СКЛАД is apparently Russian. It translates to WAREHOUSE.
SKLAD 18
And it's a Sokoban
СКЛАД does not scream Sokoban.
In Soviet Russia, videogame plays YOU!!!
8:53 When they said the head of the Great Samurai, they meant his ACTUAL HEAD!
*J O N T R O N*
i got that reference!
20th like 💥💥💥👾👾👾
"I had to go though 621 games using this piece of crap!!"
- Rerez
MC Chase Couldn't of been that bad.
Super Sonic88
No? Well just Watch!!!
So, if you've made it through all 621 games, how many copies of Adventure Island were there? ;)
mchenrynick
Too much
Atleast he didn't play it using a FULL crap
the "hdmi 1080p" logo on the bottom corner pf the packaging looks like the logo of the USK... the german equivalent to PEGI
Pretty sure the "Puzzle Game" character is just a terrible sprite of Bass
Hanoi Hitman Yep.
You're right.
Nice I see this is your Forte, you Rock, Man. Glad you Roll ed with the punches and shed some Light on this
I'll show myself out
Dan D Nay, it's okay, your puns are mega. Have your stay.
+DanD HA! Those puns would certainly make the Blues go away.
I think I know why the loading screens exist, in the early days of rom hacking it was very difficult to modify a rom, usually the code couldn’t be changed and stuff like intro screens couldn’t be removed, but the data that appeared on that screen could be modified as long as it fit in the same amount of data, so they would change the company screen because they couldn’t remove it.
Oh by the way, I think there’s a reason why they just made another Coolbaby. Famicom-on-a-chip systems are easy to produce and very common.
Those "COM ports" are called DB9 sockets and they're still commonly sold by electronics retailers, much like DB15 and DB25, for practically pennies these days.
great video man, Its great that your informing people about this crazy cheap garbage.
100th like
It's funny. The first episode in the worse ever series has the most dislikes But it has since dwindled because of how oddly informative.
whaddabout #nintendo cracking down on scam console manufacturers instead of fan game programmers, eh?
China may have lax copyright laws compared to the U.S.
+ElChupanibre I may have said this before but considering how bad it is right now I'm shocked Nintendo hasn't gone after SuperMarioLogan because it's doing more harm to the names of the Nintendo characters it uses then good. Also I've already talked about why I think a *CERTAIN* person seemingly turning on his fanbase because of what Nintendo did annoys me so I won't mention it again.
tim5fl Parodies are a bit of a grey area, though. SuperMarioLogan, at least when I looked him up on a private browser because I don't want him in my search history, claims that he's a parody. Some companies don't seem to have an understanding of parodies, though. I don't think I wanna know who this *"CERTAIN* person" is. I can guess, but I'd rather not think about it.
It's Mark Haynes. But that reply I made was done on impulse.
Okay, I was way off, then. I'm not getting anything exactly conclusive on what he did, but I really don't want to press you on that.
I expect the colour differences are just from emulation issues, like the weirdly coloured background on the Mario menu. Also, I expect the creators of this didn’t remove the “Super Mario Bros.” sign from Super Mario Bros. 3, instead some other bootleggers in the past did it, and then the Cool Baby creators just stole it from them. The original bootleggers probably didn’t include the other Mario games, or also modified Super Mario Bros. 2, and then the Cool Baby creators didn’t steal that ROM for whatever reason.
If you look back through these bootleg consoles, you’ll see that each bootleg gets progressively more and more bootlegged as time goes on. A bootleg from the 1990’s eventually evolves into loads and loads of bootlegs that you can find now. It’s strange but kinda cool at the same time.
I looked up the company that modded the hello kitty game, they make majong "for the old man" as well as "kind garden" games.
They made... a second one..
*Sigh.*
there are so many of these things look up a youtuber called
wicked game and collector
he has reviewed so many of them
Coolbaby 2
Wireless Air 60
Worst Plug and Play 2
:/
Coolbaby
Cooltoddler
Coolpreteen
6:57 It’s Bass from Mega Man 7
I thought it was Mega Man himself lol
I like how he is above puzzle games. Because when i think puzzles games i think of the blue bombers oh yep yep yep.
*snorts* its pronounced Bass 😲
The slow and systematic destruction of Shane at the hands of Gearbest. Better go grab me some popcorn
Superman had Lex.
AVGN had LJN.
Rerez has Gearbest.
When they released Snes Classic Edition, we could see CoolBaby running after it from a distance XD.
A funny thing about the bootleg Pikachu platformer is that you can freely move Pikachu on the screen when the game is paused. I used to do this at a friend's house to see who would finish the game faster doing that
So. Time for you to gut this & shove a Raspberry Pi into it to give it some worth?
+Knuxfan24 YES! Please put this thing out of its misery if you get your hands on one.
Knuxfan24
the joypads should be fixed too
I have a better solution, take this system, throw it in the trash and burn the whole can. Buy the official famicom/SNES Classic, or any other emulator, and have a MUCH funner experience with your money
Exactly Buy a snes classic USB Host Mod It .. Presto
Just put a small fully fledged gaming computer into this one and you got a decent sleeper rig more than you can bargain for.
The connector is probably “Dendy” compatible. Look for “dendy pinout”. You can then wire a real NES or SNES controller.
hadessuk Oh 🅱oi, the Dendy. An NES clone no one talks about anymore.
Extremewrecker2000 The willer. Dendy also known as the slavic nes
PurpleTeam Pyrostrike The Dendy is so good.
Extremewrecker2000 The willer. Yes comrade
PurpleTeam Pyrostrike In Soivet Russia, game plays you.
Shane/Rerez, look at the bright side. At least it's not made by the makers of the Wireless Air 60.
PLEASE don't give those psychos any ideas.
Imagine if the makers of the Wireless made a Switch ripoff. #HOLYSHIT
kenterminatedbygoogle I'd rather not.
+Chaos89P Neither would I.
im waiting for the wireless VR 60
22:05 "You know how bad it is?"
IT'S.
JUST.
BAD.
"It's The Jungle Book and they turned Mowgli into Crash Bandicoot" is easily the funniest thing I've heard on RUclips all week.
Hay REREZ when you are playing a officially licensed cartridge copy of Kung Fu Heroes on an actual NES system the music will still periodically cut-out like what you shown us in this video. I don't know why the music dose this.
Misspelled does
@@razernexus2717 But alas, not a damn was given
I don't think I've heard the word turpentine in 20 years lol. That Spidey looked like a spruced up version of the 2600 original.
Touchgameplayer(doot)com is all about bootleg video game systems
@Es Croe, There are probably only like 10 games duplicated over and over.
Alright,can you give me an Exact Description?
8bit torture devices more like.
My relatives gifted me this exact console. I enjoyed playing it until the two controllers just got busted for like an hour. I played super mario brothers 3 and Tower of Drauga with this console and when I was done, I packed it up and hid it somewhere I will not gonna remember
23:31 Wasn't Pac Man "Having Eyes" one of like the four positives you gave the game for Atari
I was seriously waiting for Rerez to bring out the hammer, again. XD
3 is the best NES game ever released. Change my mind.
Personally, I prefer 4.
Gamecubes0 I prefer Over 9000.
Fawzan Fawzi i prefer 3rdtales
CK/\AA N18, yo
Fawzan Fawzi you know that game "3"
pacman III is actually fascinating. So there's an atari 7800 hack by the Dahrk Daiz , which you can see in the game in this thing. However as far as I know it's not for nes. I wasn't able to find a lot of information with a quick google search, but I'd imagine they ported the game from 7800... to the nes. poorly. which is just baffling to me. The see-through ghosts, the look and design of the mazes, it's all by mr. daiz! I have no idea why they decided to do this. Can I get some upvotes on this so Rerez actually gets a chance to see it? I think he'd find this information interesting.
+gamerman I can't believe that this is a thing.
I liked playing that game, and with the random level option I think you can actually access a few stages that go beyond the broken stage.
Fun fact: Above the puzzle game option is an edited sprite of Bass (or Forte) from Megaman 7, just weirdly edited to look kind of 8 bit and have flat colors.
I don't know why, but seeing Shane suffer through these bootleg console reviews is so freaking entertaining.
26 minutes? I have a bad feeling about this console
The people who made the hardware are not the same people who made the software. Dollars to donuts, the hardware company bought a cheap bundle of games from a professional video game piracy company. Each game is likely pirated by a different
software engineer, which is why some have fake loading screens and some have logos removed, but some don't.
I think he's going insane.
I agree
Hmm, Shipbreaker Crest? Never heard of it, let's try it out--GAHH IT'S ADVENTURE BLRRGHHFGHH ISLAND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Why wouldn't he
Adventure Island is to blame
Tbh Rerez, you could be a voice actor. This stuff is great, love your videos!
BUTT SHAYNE
What?!
EF ET YOOSEZ A KAWM PAWRT WIE DUNCHA JUS YOOSE A SEGGA JENUSES KUNTRULUR UR EVIN EN ATAURY KUNTRULUR
Well of course we tried that! But it didn't WORK! Don't you think I would have done that?! No! We had to go through SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE GAMES using THIS piece of crap!!!
KUDINA BEYN THAYAT BAYAD
Robot that transforms into a F16: Boring, we have seen that, stale.
AN ANCIENT WIZZARD WHO SHAPESHIFTS INTO A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON: COOL, METAL, NEW, AMAZING, GOTY
"621 included games"
furries:
*oh yeah its coming together*
Aw yeah !
This is happenin' !
hilarious
o w o
Y e s s
You love them CoolBaby systems. Rerez might as well be CoolDaddy
Wow how long did it take to do that joke
Shane always goes crazy with the 2nd episodes.
21:58 That looks like a “Tarzan” demake. The young boy is Young Tarzan from Disney’s Tarzan, which was originally a PS1 game.
I love your totally honest reviews and you do an amazing acting job, vocally coming across as a mix of Patton Oswalt and Shaggy from "Scooby Doo". :D
11:40 hahahaha, this game is in Russian, its called "Warehouse №18"
So it was Russian. I was telling somebody else that it could've been Mongolian. I kinda figured it was Russian, though.
it's a sokoban clone
Mongolian and russian languages have the same transcription) but yeah that was Russian. lmao))
Mongolian is way too irrelevant to make it out anywhere. Cyrillic you randomly run into is pretty much always either Russian, Ukrainian or Bulgarian (you can tell Ukrainian by "I" appearing outside of "Ы", and Bulgarian by the fact that it makes no sense). Sometimes, very rarely, you also run into Serbian which has like "ђ","љ" and "њ" on top of the Russian characters but beyond that it's highly unusual to run into any other language using this script, at least on the internet.
Those Sokoban clones are everywhere. I played it on my TI-85 calculator some 20 years ago.
Even i could make a decent NES classic edition clone, you just need to have the right chips, verify that it can run games like Castlevania 3 both japanese and US release with no issues, and give it a decent built quality so it doesn't break in a few weeks like most famiclones do. and instead of having built in games that you may not want, i think it would be far better to include not only both a Famicom and NES slot so you can play your physical cartriges(i actually had a famiclone that had a NES slot too)but also include a cart with an SD card slot so you can play any rom you want. if only that could happen instead of these poorly made famiclones..
You may be better off gutting a *completely dead* NES or Famicom, fitting a Raspberry Pi in it, and programming your own emulator. I'm sure somebody has already done that. As for the cartridge compatibility, that's where the Pi's GPIO comes in.
Yeah, I'd definitely love to do that. If I was involved in putting games on one of these, I'd definitely go for a lot of the well known ones and generally stay away from ROM hacks. Of course, there are some that could genuinely be game improving, like an easy mode for games like Zelda 2, translation patches for Japanese games, Simon's Redaction for Castlevania 2, and so on. Definitely not pad out the list with bootleg games.
i remember cyka no.18
i had it in my 167 in 1 cartridge for my gba
ah... horrible memories
6:57 The guy at this timestamp is Bass from Mega Man 7, 8, and 10.
Also, heh… 621 games.
17:47 Ooohh the aliens are hanging out in the tubes again. The Blink games need a backstory, even if they are just Super Mario Bros hacks.
They must obviously have a real stiffy for Master Higgins if they're able to feature "Adventure Island" so many times on the console. XD
Casey Decker 13 of these games had "Adventure Island" and "Adventure Island 2", and they are duplicates with made up titles.
"HNNGHH! It's Adventure Island again!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
They really adapted the Spider-Man movies well, especially part 2 when Peter fought Doc Ock 20 times.
*255 times.
On the 256th time the game freezes and the screen fills with multicolored junk as soon as the stage tries to load.
11:40 yay, more people trying to speak Russian but miserably failing 👌
that ending though
-chkaaaaaa number 18-
i_am_a_duckhead privjet comrade
What were you expecting from a Canadian boi.
Could've been Mongolian for all we know. I only have a modicum of knowledge of Russian because of some Russian bootlegs that I wanted to translate into English to know what was being said. Also so much "сука блять."
The Russian game is Sokoban, a real classic
I like that they've named it after Sklad for... some reason.
“How much Adventure Island games do you want on the cons-“
*”yes”*
I do believe the Blink games are a reference to Blink 182, given how they’re full of alien enemies and Tom Delonge is super hardcore into alien stuff
I mean... who would've expected something better than this from Chinese manufacturers?
Your suffering is my entertainment. Thanks, man!
What demographics do you think mainly gets tricked into buying these things??
I think the COM ports are because the circuitry is so ridiculously cheap to print on the system board, whereas USB requires an additional microchip (unless you’re just using it for power)
The demographic? I would assume those who don't know exactly what they're looking for and end up with a knockoff.
I got tricked cus I’ve never seen the actual thing and they put stickers on he parts that would’ve shown me it was fake
My stepdad bought me a different model of the Coolbaby called Mini Game Anniversary Edition Entertainment System, because it looked a lot like the NES Classic. I actually thought it was legit even a few minutes after plugging it in and trying it, but only because I hadn't checked out what the real NES Classic was supposed to look like. When I researched it online after seeing how flaky the system seemed, I saw the start menu and all the sophisticated looking stuff and was like "oh. I see." But I still like the system, it has some great games :)
I think the only people buying this kind of products are (grand)parents with tight budget, wanting to give their (grand)son something to play while not having a whole lot of money.
One of these days, one of these clone consoles will break you. haha
I've been going through these older videos recently, and Shane slowly but surely losing his mind because of these garbage bootleg consoles is truly a sight to behold.
Shadow Warriors is the PAL version of Ninja Gaiden.
What they did here is they took the PAL rom of Ninja Gaiden (Shadow Warriors), they modified the copyright information; but since its intended to be played on a PAL CPU, it plays too fast on this NTSC NES emulator. Hence the sped up music
The resolution from a SNES classic is not *only* 720p, there’s a reason for it. 720p the best resolution to run classic 4:3 games in HD because of integer scaling.
I was hoping this would exist after the first one. I thought maybe that could improve with the cool baby being not the... worst thing ever. Ah well. There is always the cool baby 3
Also noooo! They butchered Tecmo Soccer! That was my favourite sports game on the system! The monsters!
I love how even the little “HDMI 1080p” thing at the bottom left of the box is a rip off of the USK logo (the USK rates entertainment media over here in germany and it looks exactly like the ages 12 and up variation)
17:04 I don't think that's what they mean by "non-repeatable". I think they're separating the games into sort of arcade style games and more traditional 'finite' games. For example, Arcade Mario Bros, Dig Dug, Donkey Kong are "endurance" games because they essentially loop forever and it's all about getting a high score. Whereas games like Super Mario Bros 3, Ninja Gaiden, and yes Adventure Island are "non-repeatable" in the sense that they actually have an ending. (With a New Game + loop, but you know what I mean.)
Imagine them looking at this video and being like "oh.. no..."
When you go to Touchgameplayer.com its full of bootleg consoles and handhelds
Mike L These are the consoles you have to avoid. Way too many hacks and homebrew titles for both "Cool Baby" and "Cool Baby 2".
Well yea thats why i stated what i did, I meant it as a bad thing. I wouldn't waste a dollar on these consoles. I still have my old systems so no need to buy them anyway
How do I get it's arcade bootleg plug and play
Robert gaming, If you want an arcade plug and play i would suggest the super retrocade. Its not the most powerful but you can add games to it and use your own arcade usb stick if you have one retro-bit.com/super-retrocade
21:25 Reminds me a lot of the Battleblock Theater cutscenes.
Dude, I love your channel. I can't help but feel like Morty is reviewing these games
Never thought I'd see Crash Bandicoot running around completely nude someday.