***** Wow I haven't heard the word chode since the SNES was new. Super Nintendo Entertainment System For those who don't know... but still watch Retroware.
Therapist: Okay rerez, tell me where your trauma began so I can help you. Rerez: It all began on June 22, 2013, when I reviewed my first worst console...
I KNEW I WASN'T LOSING MY MIND I rewatched that a dozen times because I had the correct answer but when he clicked it the sheep wasn't there which had me confused.
I found the actual company that made this. It's "Jungletac". They also made a console named the "Chintendo Vii". EDIT: They actually collaborated with Sega once.
It's actually true, Jungletac made a console called the Reactor and it came with officially licensed genesis games from sega alongside games from other zone consoles
Hey Shane. I remember watching this in 2013 and laughing my ass off. Decided to re watch it. Thanks for all the memories. One day, you should revisit this beast.
Rerez Thanks Shane for responding! If you do, I’m prepared to see how much more crazy you’ve gotten since and how much you could possibly appreciate this over the others you’ve seen
@@rerez Well, then you're opening yourself up to revisit the Wireless Air 60. Think about it. How about that new Soulja Boy game console that is coming out soon?
When I was a child, I saw this in a sears Christmas catalogue. Since I didn't know better, and thought 60 games in one was great for something that looked vaguely like the Wii, I immediately wanted it. Everyday I thank* my parents for not buying me this awful "game console"
It's amazing just how many of these god awful plug and play and ripoff consoles there actually are. Before RUclipsrs like Rerez, JonTron, and Pro Jared I was completely oblivious to the plug and play/ripoff console market, but it turns out there are literally hundreds of these piles of shit.
That’s really strange that they’d actually be nice enough to explain that the console does not compare to any of the current gen consoles. You’d think they’d want to trick people.
16:00 "You just push one button to swim higher. That's it. You avoid obstacles for eternity." turn this concept into a pixelated shitty mobile game with a bird instead of a fish and the mindless crowd will love it.
I swear that hide and seek game totally bothers me that you got it wrong. You had it dead on, and it said it was wrong. I even watched the video in reverse to confirm it
Fun fact: It was actually Ren & Stimpy music first, but where that show didn't last super long, SpongeBob would take both music and a few different writing cues from R&S, and became Nick's big hit.
As much as I enjoy the others in the series, this’ll always be my favorite. I always feel super cozy watching it, like wrapping yourself in a blanket by a window during a rainstorm
Happy 10 years to the worst ever series. This video would eventually lead to the longest running series in Rerez history and an identity that would become respected today. I was about to start middle school when this came out. Now 10 years later, I am 3 semesters away from getting my computer science degree and I watched the whole journey. Thanks for the content Rerez, hope you do something special this year to celebrate your most important series.
The quality of your video's are done very professionally man, your voice, the editing and the way you structured your video's making you a very enjoyable reviewer :) I'll be subbing to you and I hope to see some more great videos from ya. By the way you deserve a lot more subscribers than 16k
i really like your voice and i love your no-nonsense reviews that dont waste unnecessary time on pointless overlong jokes. the information density is high, but at the same time it is very accessible and stuff. really great style, exactly what i needed :)
I see Zelda, Earthbound, Pokemon and Disney graphics being used in this plug-n-play console. Seriously, is there a single plug-n-play console that DOESN'T have nothing but pirated games that recreate or use assets from existing, copyrighted games or are glitchy beyond belief? I don't think there is.
I recall having a 16 bit American Football game mat with AV cables which you controlled by stepping on the mat to run and shaking the plastic pigskin it came with to throw... It was alright, although I don't have it anymore...
Dude Arnav well if you wanna buy a Pokémon bootleg, I hear PETA has a site full of that stuff. Pokémon Black and Blue’s title screen is gonna haunt me through life.
It feels good to come back to the gem and see how far he’s come and how insane he has become This was my first Rerez Video and now I love watching this dude
I actually remember playing "Fire Fighter" on a DVD player with a NES emulator as a kid, it was tons of fun! Now I have my doubts if this was a licensed game from Nintendo.
3:08 The face you make when you're about to face your worst nightmare. 7:59 The face you make when you're about to die, because of said worst nightmare.
I can imagine a conversation between parent and a child like this: " Mom please I want to get SNES on christmas! " " Nah, that's too expensive. Why not get a wireless60 instead? It comes with 60 games aswell, and is way cheaper "
There's a little interesting detail you missed in some of the games. The enemies in "Ice Climber" are Buneary... which are Pokemon, yet another thing stolen from a Nintendo game. Also, in Surf Adventure... I COULD be wrong, but I think the player character is... Goemon? From Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon? Yet another sprite lifted from a game... this time, Konami. In Defence Mission, I THINK the enemies are soldiers from Advanced Wars? I could be wrong, I haven't played those games. But they remind me greatly of the Assist Trophy in Brawl.... Also, I THINK the enemies in the Bomber Man clone... might be Kirby, and a recolored Jigglypuff, which just seems cruel to me to blow up. That's all I noticed in the stolen sprites department that weren't mentioned... I'm sure someone else will notice more then I did.
Also in Cooking Chaos,you control the mice from the movie Cinderella and the two blue birds are also from the same film. Altho i may be wrong about controlling the same mice,they dont look like their movie counterparts,but as the birds are the same i feel like they are just poorly immitated from the movie.
「Saiyan Spirit 」 The "best" knock-off console? Well, I assume it would just be one of those machines with pirated/emulated NES roms or something. Not sure if that counts though.
I know I'm VERY late to the party here, but boy... there is SO much love in this video. From the detailed description of each horrible game to the awesome version of the Clockwork Orange theme, every aspect of this is well-considered and entertaining.
They would have thought it looked cool, but it's controls are way to shit to play properly. They would take the hardware from this system and then implement it into better consoles to make amazing
in defense of the wireless 60, the kinect is pretty shitty all by itself. but still, why would anyone buy anything besides a PS4, XboxOne, or to a lesser extent, a WiiU? I know money is hard to come by, but a knockoff console is a waste of time and money for everyone.
I'm predicting there's going to be Wireless 60 Port, a rip off of the Switch, plus the sequel to Wireless Air 60. Oh gosh, I need to stop these idiots before this becomes a thing.
@@asaelpolanco8151 Bullshit. All the writers are dead. What replaced them can't make it better. It's gone on for many seasons. It's been worn to death, literally. If you find it better, that is just opinion.
1:00 What happened to the segment where you explain what the Wireless 60 console itself is? I remember watching this 5 years ago and it was there, but now it seems to have been cut out of the video entirely. It goes from you revealing the name of the console to introducing the 12 sports games
I think every game has a stolen asset everytime you see one take a drink of liquor and you'll die a horrible death with a blood alcohol level of 99 percent alcohol
Hey everybody! Check out the sequel to this video about the second version of the Wireless 60! ruclips.net/video/5qiRCU0SCTs/видео.html
+Rerez Go smile is a clone of a game I had on C=64 called Oil's Well.....or something like that...it's been so long ago.
+Rerez I started thinking about the third world countries these things are made and sold in.
*****
Wow I haven't heard the word chode since the SNES was new. Super Nintendo Entertainment System For those who don't know... but still watch Retroware.
Well that escalated to a silly level.
+momerat 99 you're fucking stupid.
Therapist: Okay rerez, tell me where your trauma began so I can help you.
Rerez: It all began on June 22, 2013, when I reviewed my first worst console...
therapist:What was its name?
Rerez:The Wireless 60.
Therapist:I'm sorry for the pain you went through
[[X3r0_n4x05] ]
Rerez: it was the wireless 60.
Therapist: *breaks down crying in PTSD*
Ironically, that's the same day I finished another year of school. What a great way to recover from extended torture.
@@flyingfish1138 Jiggly!
Addison Carson Yep, my main in smash Bros ultimate!
I watched the last clip with the sheep about a hundred times, you selected the correct haystack. That game cheated you out of the win.
It’s almost as if the devs don’t know how to code…
I KNEW I WASN'T LOSING MY MIND I rewatched that a dozen times because I had the correct answer but when he clicked it the sheep wasn't there which had me confused.
Yeah, I was confused too.
I slowed the video down to the slowest speed to make sure i had it right
Wow, that's bullshit
I found the actual company that made this. It's "Jungletac". They also made a console named the "Chintendo Vii".
EDIT: They actually collaborated with Sega once.
Wat
It's actually true, Jungletac made a console called the Reactor and it came with officially licensed genesis games from sega alongside games from other zone consoles
Wait *_W H A T_*
I think Chintendo Vii was reviewed by Conner The Wafle.
Wait did they just collab with Sega-
Hey Shane. I remember watching this in 2013 and laughing my ass off. Decided to re watch it. Thanks for all the memories. One day, you should revisit this beast.
....maybe
Rerez Thanks Shane for responding! If you do, I’m prepared to see how much more crazy you’ve gotten since and how much you could possibly appreciate this over the others you’ve seen
AND WE HAVE A WINNER HERE!!!!
@@rerez Well, then you're opening yourself up to revisit the Wireless Air 60. Think about it. How about that new Soulja Boy game console that is coming out soon?
@@gameshock2916 there’s a new one?!😅
I like how every next sequel to this, he loses his sanity
shane: whats a sanity
"Did you review a bad console?"
"All i review are bad consoles"
He seems pretty sane in the recent Worst Console Review! By sane I mean he's really trying his hardest to keep it together! XD
The Joker movie is getting a sequel?
Going into shitty things is like the Cythulu Mythos. The more you know, the more insane you become.
Oh 2013 Shane, so young, so innocent.
You could never have comprehended how deep this rabbit hole would take you.
This was where Rerez started to slowly go insane.
Hope he doesn’t go Board James on us...
It was the phone!
@@andreidarius365 IT WAS THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love AVGN. He’s the OG of all this stuff
He's gonna go Flat Earth on us.
He’s gonna go TURBO!
AVGN: "Another space shooter?!"
Rerez: "Another Breakout clone!"
Hey that AVGN is my favorite channel and also Rerez
I pass!
When I was a child, I saw this in a sears Christmas catalogue. Since I didn't know better, and thought 60 games in one was great for something that looked vaguely like the Wii, I immediately wanted it.
Everyday I thank* my parents for not buying me this awful "game console"
Thank*
noobmanpie Thank you.
rip xD
Jackson Holder
When are you was a chid?
It's amazing just how many of these god awful plug and play and ripoff consoles there actually are. Before RUclipsrs like Rerez, JonTron, and Pro Jared I was completely oblivious to the plug and play/ripoff console market, but it turns out there are literally hundreds of these piles of shit.
That’s really strange that they’d actually be nice enough to explain that the console does not compare to any of the current gen consoles. You’d think they’d want to trick people.
They do want to trick people. That’s why it’s in small print in the back
16:00 "You just push one button to swim higher. That's it. You avoid obstacles for eternity."
turn this concept into a pixelated shitty mobile game with a bird instead of a fish and the mindless crowd will love it.
I was thinking the same thing about flappy bird
For some reason that's now at 14:02
@@user-gk1mp1zk7n thanks lad
I think it's more akin to some helicopter game that I can't remember the title of, not Flappy Bird.
4:53 He now joins us in Dolby 5.1 surround sound.
I swear that hide and seek game totally bothers me that you got it wrong. You had it dead on, and it said it was wrong. I even watched the video in reverse to confirm it
I swear something was wrong with that too. He got it right.
He did get it right. The game's a filthy cheater.
Aww man WiNi was my favorite system. Wario land galexy 4 was so good.
My favorite game was Giga Man 9!
sotp onob/
Mine was *Dookie Dookie Panic Brothers 69* for the WiNi X
Mine is Faeir umblum: pit if reedians
I liked Legnd Off Lonk Twiglit Man for the WINI
This was my very first rerez episode ☺
It was my second or third(first was Worst Plug n Play 2)
Mine too
this is my first rerez ep
(notice the word choice, this is my first time watching rerez)
Same here!
Literally my first EP from Rerez was his review on the Air 60
**hears SpongeBob music**
This is gonna be a good video.
Fun fact: It was actually Ren & Stimpy music first, but where that show didn't last super long, SpongeBob would take both music and a few different writing cues from R&S, and became Nick's big hit.
My first wasn't Spongebob, it was Yogscast :D
@@AeridesEntertainment no it's SpongeBob exclusive
Remember what Mr. Krabs says "The money is always right"
Tinestamp plz
11:42
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? That's just cruel. First Link, then Mario, then Kirby, and then...NESS!?
ikr?
And pokemon if you watch the ice climber game there is Buneary sprites in it
Jason Miller Bruh
Jason Miller also on 18:48 jigglypuff (not shiny perhaps pallete madness) and kirby
Bunieary from pokemon were the enemys in ice climber
As much as I enjoy the others in the series, this’ll always be my favorite. I always feel super cozy watching it, like wrapping yourself in a blanket by a window during a rainstorm
Happy 10 years to the worst ever series. This video would eventually lead to the longest running series in Rerez history and an identity that would become respected today. I was about to start middle school when this came out. Now 10 years later, I am 3 semesters away from getting my computer science degree and I watched the whole journey. Thanks for the content Rerez, hope you do something special this year to celebrate your most important series.
How's the job market these days?
WCE 1: *calmly reviews the games*
WCE now: REEEEEEEEE
“It’s one thing to have bad motion controls, but it’s another thing to have fake motion controls.” Projared
wintertheAmpharos oof not a great person to quote
@@aidan.2263 are you sure about that?
@@what_have_you_done Yes he sure about that.
Aidan H. Oh really?
Cody Smith
REALLY?!
18:53 "i think most of the enemies are the same..."
i dont remember kirby and jigglypuff being bomberman enemies
Do You Know that Kirby and Jigglypuff a Spin-Off of Yoshi and Pikachu?
He said *most*
@@BlankA.D hey man i made this comment seven years ago i think we just gotta let some things be sometimes
@@mnooper damn I didn’t think you’d actually reply
0:56 WiNi? Really? WiNi??????!!!! THAT"S THE BEST WII KNOCKOFF NAME THEY CAN MAKE? *Facepalms hard. Harder than anyone can in the world*
Maybe call it a Wee-Wee? (I'm sorry, it just came to me)
You know what, I'm so hungry, that I'll eat a Wi-Ni from WI-Nsnithzel.
The should have called it the WAAAA like it's called in Christmas shopper simulator. XD
*****
Should be called Wee-Nee
KingCobra42
Or Wee-ney
Worst console ever..... Stadia says hello, lol
Martin Garcia uNLike ConSolEs SaDIa dOEsNT TaKE Up AnY sPACe.
STADIA!!!
Nope, not even that is the worst.
Martin Garcia
Stadia isn’t that bad unless of course you got a 300 Mbs WiFi connection
Virtual Boy >>>>> Stadia
@@mysryuza too far
"Milk Mania"
...
"around 7,000 years ago"
"One drink changed the world
"And for 7,000 years"
"We have milked countless cows"
The quality of your video's are done very professionally man, your voice, the editing and the way you structured your video's making you a very enjoyable reviewer :) I'll be subbing to you and I hope to see some more great videos from ya.
By the way you deserve a lot more subscribers than 16k
Thank you for the kind words! :)
i really like your voice and i love your no-nonsense reviews that dont waste unnecessary time on pointless overlong jokes.
the information density is high, but at the same time it is very accessible and stuff. really great style, exactly what i needed :)
I remember watching this video when i was 11, been a fan ever since. I'm almost 20 now and coming back to this makes me so nostalgic. Thanks Shane.
You’re not old.
I have an unbelievable amount of nostalgia for this video ❤️ thank you Rerez for creating a truly memorable and entertaining video
I see Zelda, Earthbound, Pokemon and Disney graphics being used in this plug-n-play console. Seriously, is there a single plug-n-play console that DOESN'T have nothing but pirated games that recreate or use assets from existing, copyrighted games or are glitchy beyond belief? I don't think there is.
NES/SNES classic
Vtech smile and leapster leapfrog (or much any leapster console)... but beware.. playing these is known to cause brain damage XD
I recall having a 16 bit American Football game mat with AV cables which you controlled by stepping on the mat to run and shaking the plastic pigskin it came with to throw...
It was alright, although I don't have it anymore...
Any real console as long as 2-3 cables and longish loading times is plug and play
Star Wars plug n' play.
Oh joy, I always wanted to play a knockoff Ice Climber where killer Buneary are after you :P
I wanted to play a Mario knockoff where he crushes Pokémon instead of Goombas and Red instead of Bowser
Dude Arnav well if you wanna buy a Pokémon bootleg, I hear PETA has a site full of that stuff. Pokémon Black and Blue’s title screen is gonna haunt me through life.
It feels good to come back to the gem and see how far he’s come and how insane he has become
This was my first Rerez Video and now I love watching this dude
Feels weird to know this video is nearly 12 years old
1:15 thought I was watching an old yogscast video
YES
TEKKIT JAFFA FACTORY IS BOSS. Now they suck balls.
+PhillyDude654 I agree, like WTF
I think that song is from Ren and Stimpy.
Dack Jazy FUCK the nostalgia!!!
This series is already 10 years old? Who knew pain and suffering could go by so fast.
I actually remember playing "Fire Fighter" on a DVD player with a NES emulator as a kid, it was tons of fun! Now I have my doubts if this was a licensed game from Nintendo.
I guess it wasnt
Oh my god, it wouldn’t happen to the the same kind of DVD player Rerez reviewed recently…? The series comes full circle!
@@justanotheryoutubechannelthe buyee?
@@shatteredham7_576 Yeah, that’s the only dvd nes emulator I’ve ever seen.
Amazing hearing this dude before he went insane looking at bad console
3:08
The face you make when you're about to face your worst nightmare.
7:59
The face you make when you're about to die, because of said worst nightmare.
ECreepie899 piggy backing off this comment, does anybody know the music that plays around 3:08 ??? Thanks in advance!
@@kevinpacheco3303 Clockwork Orange Theme rerez version
"Fantastabad." I'm going to start saying this all the time now. lol
I see you are a (wo)man of amalgamations as well.
Hey. Just so you know, there are timestamp errors in the video. Here are the timestamps:
1:16 *12 Sports Games Intro*
2:28 Baseball
3:49 Basketball
4:05 Boxing
4:17 Bowling
4:37 Fishing (NO!)
4:40 Darts
4:54 Tennis
5:14 Ping-Pong
5:23 Golf
5:32 Pool
5:50 Dancing
5:52 Sea World
6:13 *48 Action Games Intro/Warning Label*
6:52 Auto-X
7:19 Deep Storm
7:33 Dream Bubble
8:16 Fire Fighter
8:32 Hero Legend
8:44 Jewel Fever 2
8:59 Mr. Onion
9:17 The Lost World
9:44 Totally Jet
9:55 Pop Ball
10:15 Go-Kart
10:24 Sodoku
10:31 Lightning Plan
11:05 Find Pairs
11:18 Rapid Stream
11:25 Finger Dancing
11:46 Slot Machines!
12:10 Casino Game Lightning Round
12:26 Jewel Master 2
12:39 Motor Rally 2
12:53 Speed Runner
13:10 Dragon
13:25 Treasure Hunt
13:30 Ice Climber
13:52 Coocking Chaos
14:08 Starry Night
14:26 Potion Commotion
14:34 Loco-Coconuts
14:51 Surf Adventure
15:05 Egg Collector
15:10 Find the Way
15:26 Go, Smile
15:47 Magic Jelly
16:08 Pinball Fish
16:14 Bump Jump
16:21 Zippy Frogger
16:31 Crazy Addition
16:46 Defense Mission
17:00 Bomb Hero
17:19 Ballroom Bonanza
17:37 Milk Mania
17:42 Puzzle Pop
17:51 Pearls
17:55 Hide and Seek
18:29 *Shane's Final Thoughts*
I don't recall Bomberman having Kirby and Jigglypuff as enemies :P
Gintautas Eisrodas That is really cool! I had no idea such a product was produced! :D
its a wii knock-off that your grandparents would confuse with the real thing,
you can buy these CVS pharmacies, THESE CONSOLES ARE SHIT.
wireless60 is just trying to make wii's baseball
not only baseball nearly everything
Thanks
Gamefan1092 XD
I'm not even a minute into the video yet, but oh my goodness that sound quality on your mic is amazing.
Well thank you! :P
Ikr too sexy
17:56 Okay you can NOT tell me that sheep wasn’t in that haystack
I can imagine a conversation between parent and a child like this:
" Mom please I want to get SNES on christmas! "
" Nah, that's too expensive. Why not get a wireless60 instead? It comes with 60 games aswell, and is way cheaper "
Then i would kill my mom
@@emersonjr4866 Isn't that a little extreme?
@@frenchtoast4365 nah
There's a little interesting detail you missed in some of the games.
The enemies in "Ice Climber" are Buneary... which are Pokemon, yet another thing stolen from a Nintendo game.
Also, in Surf Adventure... I COULD be wrong, but I think the player character is... Goemon? From Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon? Yet another sprite lifted from a game... this time, Konami.
In Defence Mission, I THINK the enemies are soldiers from Advanced Wars? I could be wrong, I haven't played those games. But they remind me greatly of the Assist Trophy in Brawl....
Also, I THINK the enemies in the Bomber Man clone... might be Kirby, and a recolored Jigglypuff, which just seems cruel to me to blow up.
That's all I noticed in the stolen sprites department that weren't mentioned... I'm sure someone else will notice more then I did.
I think you are pretty much right on every single point! :)
Also in Cooking Chaos,you control the mice from the movie Cinderella and the two blue birds are also from the same film.
Altho i may be wrong about controlling the same mice,they dont look like their movie counterparts,but as the birds are the same i feel like they are just poorly immitated from the movie.
We always hear about the worst knock-off consoles... but what about the best?
_Starts searching_
「Saiyan Spirit 」 *No such thing exists*
「Saiyan Spirit 」 Cough Cough PC Cough Cough
「Saiyan Spirit 」 The "best" knock-off console? Well, I assume it would just be one of those machines with pirated/emulated NES roms or something. Not sure if that counts though.
***** made by nintendo
David Li pc is not a console
I know I'm VERY late to the party here, but boy... there is SO much love in this video. From the detailed description of each horrible game to the awesome version of the Clockwork Orange theme, every aspect of this is well-considered and entertaining.
And the only game you gave them some credit for CLEARLY screwed up on the animation lol, you picked the correct haystack and it said you were wrong 🤣
I was about to say, the only game he gives any credit, and even it starts pulling some bull.
12:40
Correct. They are ripping off U.N. Squadron.
*U.N. Squadron Was Her?
This video is pure NOSTALGIA 10 years later
“And thus began the epic, lengthy tale of the quest to review the worst consoles ever created by mankind”
They may suck, But if you took a time machine and delivered it to someone back in the Atari days, their minds would of been blown.
They would have thought it looked cool, but it's controls are way to shit to play properly. They would take the hardware from this system and then implement it into better consoles to make amazing
They would go back to the Atari it was much better especially the 7800
I just realized Ice Climber had the pokemon Buneary in it
FINNALY
I notice that too... and 18:45 A green jigglypuff.
Yuz.
They fucked up tetris? Damn, that's really special!
I know! Tetris is a very simple game.
pacguy64 I see you're a fan of... blue chickens. ;)
That explode from time to time.
pacguy64 About as special as Ubisoft, come to think of it.
Sean Wilson
I’m a fan of blue waffles c;
This almost makes Action 52 look like a good game collection.
my worst console was called a PolyStation.
raykupal Br?
Br as fuck
my worst console was a Xbox one
Um clássico da pirataria brasileira
Michelle Reynolds Savage
15:35
Buneary? WHAT.
CactusErebittsu
18:47 And Jigglypuff?
Mr. Roblox there was a jigglypuff there as well
and 8:41
Scott Pilgrim???
CactusErebittsu oh shit whaddup
@@whosthat3388ellow jugglypuff and orange Kirby? what?
15:20 is that a buneary?
buneary what have they done to you!?!😨😱😲
18:47 Not you too jigglypuff!😭😭😭
+Kyogre's Hideout dont forget the flying kirby
Kyogre's Hideout welp rip
slo_ br0 wat
6:29 HAPPY DARTS; YOU'LL NEVER WIN
Y-Y-YOSHI???
I actually saw one of these at a value village the other day. it was like $6. I almost bought it because of this video
Lol, why didn't you?
Logan L I was there with my mother. she probably wouldn't have let me
18:45 Bomb Hero. A game where you blow up Kirbys and yellow Jigglypufs with bombs. Brilliant.
I couldn't stop crying this video is so powerful!
boy shut yo sensitive ass up
Gayest comment ever.
@Maty Muno
No u
@@elephystry Ok, fine.
Fun Fact: Jewel Fever 2 is a real game on the Nintendo Switch. It's just a Bejeweled clone, in case anyone was wondering.
I love watching your reviews on these bad systems...so entertaining.
Legend of the Mystical Surf Adventure: Starring Goemon...
Oh man, this video is going to be 10 years old this year...
and what did we learn here kids?
if a console says there's 60 games preloaded in the system, it's going to be really bad
The Bleach Seller I much prefer my Atari Flashbacks
This was actually the first ever video I watched on RUclips, so for this, I thank thee
Mine was the music video to E Eats Everything. Already a better start than me.
You should review the Wireless 60 AIR next! it looks like a Kinect and it's TERRIBLE. I think I paid 50 cents for mine in the box.
+The Dread Gazeebo Just released this today: ruclips.net/video/5qiRCU0SCTs/видео.html
+The Dread Gazeebo At least no one can talk shit about the Kinect anymore :)
***** Yep anything sold there that has to do with Consoles, its going to be shit.
in defense of the wireless 60, the kinect is pretty shitty all by itself. but still, why would anyone buy anything besides a PS4, XboxOne, or to a lesser extent, a WiiU? I know money is hard to come by, but a knockoff console is a waste of time and money for everyone.
+August West lesser extent a wii u...the console isnt bad! people didnt buy it because they didnt know it was a console
13:03
In Rapid Stream you can see the floating mine from the Metal Slug series.
15:35
The Ice Climber game uses a sprite of Buneary from Pokemon.
18:45
Those enemies... A yellow Jigglypuff and Kirby?
Wow.
I guess, back in those days, Shane was the slightly peeved video game nerd.
The inclusion of Powerhouse totally makes up for you saying, "nukular".
NSPcrazY112 I thought I was the only one who appreciated that powerhouse was included :’)
This video will be ten years old this 2023. Ten years of poor Shane slowly losing his sanity over crappy bootlegs.
14:23 I just cannot ignore the fact that the rider's straight driving "animations" are him clenching and unclenching his buttocks.
I'm predicting there's going to be Wireless 60 Port, a rip off of the Switch, plus the sequel to Wireless Air 60. Oh gosh, I need to stop these idiots before this becomes a thing.
Compliments my man, you just predicted the Nanica Smitch.
Probably the company of the Wireless Trilogy keeled over and died
for some reason when I watch the video, half of it is just, missing for some reason and it ends at 11:27
This was the first Rerez i watched and this is such a trip
This is downright competent and thoughtful compared to the Chinese knock-off PSPs and NES/SNES Classics
Watching this in 2017 :) You realy deserve more subs :)
0:13
I recognize that tune from SpongeBob SquarePants!
You know, the Krusty Krab Training Video?
Now that the show's cancelled and the writers have took their own lives listening to this on the Wireless 60, that's all that remains of the show.
@@AnonymousFrogNG // Actually, the show is NOT cancelled. It's still going on with very good episodes nowadays thanks to a better writing team.
@@asaelpolanco8151 Bullshit. All the writers are dead.
What replaced them can't make it better. It's gone on for many seasons. It's been worn to death, literally.
If you find it better, that is just opinion.
*Fishing: Haha, no. Dancing: F* *ck off. Sea world: Yes, that's a sport.*
Am I the only one that thought that the end is in the Ice Climber ripoff were Bunearys from Pokemon?
I saw jigglypuff and kirby in the bomberman clone
Jason Marshman Really?!
TheMisfitDarkrai Pokemon Trading Global Woot I'm not the only one :D
TheMisfitDarkrai Pokemon Trading Global :3
I saw it too
It doesn’t feel right having Rerez explain an awful console with his sanity intact
This is where it starts for me. Every now and then I like to binge the Worst Ever Series, and I love each of them.
15:50 Flappy bird in a nutshell.
SonicTurboTurtle awe someone beat me to it
SonicTurboTurtle Fappy bird?
+Estragon17 0_0
1:00 What happened to the segment where you explain what the Wireless 60 console itself is? I remember watching this 5 years ago and it was there, but now it seems to have been cut out of the video entirely. It goes from you revealing the name of the console to introducing the 12 sports games
I wondering the same thing 🤔
He changed the intro to
I also noticed it. All of the timestamps are wrong.
5:35 Dancing. F**k Off! LOL Favorite Part!
After watching more recent videos this video almost hits ASMR whisper with how quiet and level toned his voice is in comparison.
You sounded like jerry rig everything at the beginning so relaxing
No, he sounds like Ryan Drummond’s Sonic voice.
Shane, do you ever look back on this video and think "i called this the worst. how naive i was..'"
The enemies in the Ice Climber port are the Pokémon Buneary! Shameless!
i’ve been subbed to this channel since this episode came out, and I go back every so often just to see how far Shane has come tbh
7:33 Aaannnddd that's exactly how I felt when it was a subject in school.
1:13 Jon Freeman, who was Gordan Freeman's brother was one day an office! Typing on a computer.
SuperSonic68 That song gives me memories of the Yogscast. Back when I was 12, and they made enjoyable videos.
I wonder why there are bunary and jigglypuff in this?
Thank god they didn't use my likeness in this crap.
“Fishing, haha, no” I’m still not breathing right from laughing at that
the ice climber game had a pokemon sprite called buneary
I think every game has a stolen asset everytime you see one take a drink of liquor and you'll die a horrible death with a blood alcohol level of 99 percent alcohol
Your real name is jason voorhees, and you killed 509 people
Mr. Onion also uses Orange Snail sprites from MapleStory.