Worst Console Ever Made - Rerez

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025

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  • @rerez
    @rerez  9 лет назад +547

    Hey everybody! Check out the sequel to this video about the second version of the Wireless 60! ruclips.net/video/5qiRCU0SCTs/видео.html

    • @P0V3RTY09
      @P0V3RTY09 9 лет назад +4

      +Rerez Go smile is a clone of a game I had on C=64 called Oil's Well.....or something like that...it's been so long ago.

    • @gamesthatiplay9083
      @gamesthatiplay9083 9 лет назад +3

      +Rerez I started thinking about the third world countries these things are made and sold in.

    • @gamesthatiplay9083
      @gamesthatiplay9083 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      Wow I haven't heard the word chode since the SNES was new. Super Nintendo Entertainment System For those who don't know... but still watch Retroware.

    • @gamesthatiplay9083
      @gamesthatiplay9083 9 лет назад

      Well that escalated to a silly level.

    • @Asseetah
      @Asseetah 9 лет назад +1

      +momerat 99 you're fucking stupid.

  • @flyingfish1138
    @flyingfish1138 5 лет назад +1873

    Therapist: Okay rerez, tell me where your trauma began so I can help you.
    Rerez: It all began on June 22, 2013, when I reviewed my first worst console...

    • @Xr_nx
      @Xr_nx 5 лет назад +78

      therapist:What was its name?
      Rerez:The Wireless 60.
      Therapist:I'm sorry for the pain you went through

    • @flyingfish1138
      @flyingfish1138 5 лет назад +70

      [[X3r0_n4x05] ]
      Rerez: it was the wireless 60.
      Therapist: *breaks down crying in PTSD*

    • @inactiveaccount6884
      @inactiveaccount6884 5 лет назад +35

      Ironically, that's the same day I finished another year of school. What a great way to recover from extended torture.

    • @qwwerty77uioop11
      @qwwerty77uioop11 5 лет назад +4

      @@flyingfish1138 Jiggly!

    • @flyingfish1138
      @flyingfish1138 5 лет назад +3

      Addison Carson Yep, my main in smash Bros ultimate!

  • @prizegotti
    @prizegotti 5 лет назад +673

    I watched the last clip with the sheep about a hundred times, you selected the correct haystack. That game cheated you out of the win.

    • @skyjack1
      @skyjack1 4 года назад +70

      It’s almost as if the devs don’t know how to code…

    • @rainthesomber
      @rainthesomber 4 года назад +78

      I KNEW I WASN'T LOSING MY MIND I rewatched that a dozen times because I had the correct answer but when he clicked it the sheep wasn't there which had me confused.

    • @yawninglion1677
      @yawninglion1677 4 года назад +16

      Yeah, I was confused too.

    • @reddragoon2423
      @reddragoon2423 4 года назад +22

      I slowed the video down to the slowest speed to make sure i had it right

    • @tyminator8176
      @tyminator8176 2 года назад +7

      Wow, that's bullshit

  • @PichuTheCheerio
    @PichuTheCheerio 5 лет назад +485

    I found the actual company that made this. It's "Jungletac". They also made a console named the "Chintendo Vii".
    EDIT: They actually collaborated with Sega once.

    • @angelitatavaresspindola813
      @angelitatavaresspindola813 4 года назад +2

      Wat

    • @rynmaymay9309
      @rynmaymay9309 4 года назад +37

      It's actually true, Jungletac made a console called the Reactor and it came with officially licensed genesis games from sega alongside games from other zone consoles

    • @angelitatavaresspindola813
      @angelitatavaresspindola813 4 года назад +6

      Wait *_W H A T_*

    • @gamedrop4076
      @gamedrop4076 4 года назад +11

      I think Chintendo Vii was reviewed by Conner The Wafle.

    • @TwisterzX0_VIII
      @TwisterzX0_VIII 4 года назад +4

      Wait did they just collab with Sega-

  • @ToastWoomy
    @ToastWoomy 5 лет назад +394

    Hey Shane. I remember watching this in 2013 and laughing my ass off. Decided to re watch it. Thanks for all the memories. One day, you should revisit this beast.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  5 лет назад +158

      ....maybe

    • @ToastWoomy
      @ToastWoomy 5 лет назад +22

      Rerez Thanks Shane for responding! If you do, I’m prepared to see how much more crazy you’ve gotten since and how much you could possibly appreciate this over the others you’ve seen

    • @alisongarvey431
      @alisongarvey431 4 года назад +7

      AND WE HAVE A WINNER HERE!!!!

    • @gameshock2916
      @gameshock2916 3 года назад +11

      @@rerez Well, then you're opening yourself up to revisit the Wireless Air 60. Think about it. How about that new Soulja Boy game console that is coming out soon?

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 года назад +3

      @@gameshock2916 there’s a new one?!😅

  • @Strawbawii
    @Strawbawii 5 лет назад +905

    I like how every next sequel to this, he loses his sanity

    • @slades_salad
      @slades_salad 5 лет назад +40

      shane: whats a sanity

    • @KonEl-BlackZero
      @KonEl-BlackZero 5 лет назад +24

      "Did you review a bad console?"
      "All i review are bad consoles"

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 года назад +14

      He seems pretty sane in the recent Worst Console Review! By sane I mean he's really trying his hardest to keep it together! XD

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 3 года назад +3

      The Joker movie is getting a sequel?

    • @thepunkkingkingofthederps7686
      @thepunkkingkingofthederps7686 3 года назад +2

      Going into shitty things is like the Cythulu Mythos. The more you know, the more insane you become.

  • @calvinskithepolishamerican7524
    @calvinskithepolishamerican7524 4 года назад +155

    Oh 2013 Shane, so young, so innocent.
    You could never have comprehended how deep this rabbit hole would take you.

  • @PearangeProductions
    @PearangeProductions 5 лет назад +463

    This was where Rerez started to slowly go insane.
    Hope he doesn’t go Board James on us...

    • @andreidarius365
      @andreidarius365 5 лет назад +35

      It was the phone!

    • @Pistolintheface
      @Pistolintheface 5 лет назад +41

      @@andreidarius365 IT WAS THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @booognish
      @booognish 5 лет назад +33

      I love AVGN. He’s the OG of all this stuff

    • @multimeter2859
      @multimeter2859 5 лет назад +18

      He's gonna go Flat Earth on us.

    • @NMarxx
      @NMarxx 4 года назад +7

      He’s gonna go TURBO!

  • @Abdielll_13
    @Abdielll_13 4 года назад +102

    AVGN: "Another space shooter?!"
    Rerez: "Another Breakout clone!"

  • @jacksonholder2987
    @jacksonholder2987 8 лет назад +437

    When I was a child, I saw this in a sears Christmas catalogue. Since I didn't know better, and thought 60 games in one was great for something that looked vaguely like the Wii, I immediately wanted it.
    Everyday I thank* my parents for not buying me this awful "game console"

    • @TheCanThatCantBeOpened
      @TheCanThatCantBeOpened 8 лет назад +6

      Thank*

    • @jacksonholder2987
      @jacksonholder2987 8 лет назад

      noobmanpie Thank you.

    • @wispy9859
      @wispy9859 8 лет назад

      rip xD

    • @bytesurfer8651
      @bytesurfer8651 7 лет назад

      Jackson Holder
      When are you was a chid?

    • @sincitysinner9239
      @sincitysinner9239 7 лет назад +26

      It's amazing just how many of these god awful plug and play and ripoff consoles there actually are. Before RUclipsrs like Rerez, JonTron, and Pro Jared I was completely oblivious to the plug and play/ripoff console market, but it turns out there are literally hundreds of these piles of shit.

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 6 лет назад +63

    That’s really strange that they’d actually be nice enough to explain that the console does not compare to any of the current gen consoles. You’d think they’d want to trick people.

    • @Rountree1985
      @Rountree1985 Год назад

      They do want to trick people. That’s why it’s in small print in the back

  • @Auksey
    @Auksey 10 лет назад +70

    16:00 "You just push one button to swim higher. That's it. You avoid obstacles for eternity."
    turn this concept into a pixelated shitty mobile game with a bird instead of a fish and the mindless crowd will love it.

    • @gmaninthusa
      @gmaninthusa 10 лет назад +4

      I was thinking the same thing about flappy bird

    • @user-gk1mp1zk7n
      @user-gk1mp1zk7n 2 года назад +1

      For some reason that's now at 14:02

    • @absoultethings4213
      @absoultethings4213 2 года назад

      @@user-gk1mp1zk7n thanks lad

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P Год назад

      I think it's more akin to some helicopter game that I can't remember the title of, not Flappy Bird.

  • @grendelfly83
    @grendelfly83 3 месяца назад +8

    4:53 He now joins us in Dolby 5.1 surround sound.

  • @Wflash00
    @Wflash00 6 лет назад +75

    I swear that hide and seek game totally bothers me that you got it wrong. You had it dead on, and it said it was wrong. I even watched the video in reverse to confirm it

    • @Bladethird
      @Bladethird 6 лет назад +7

      I swear something was wrong with that too. He got it right.

    • @Kalkbrenner
      @Kalkbrenner 6 лет назад +12

      He did get it right. The game's a filthy cheater.

  • @megafudge280
    @megafudge280 8 лет назад +466

    Aww man WiNi was my favorite system. Wario land galexy 4 was so good.

  • @spyrothedragon658
    @spyrothedragon658 5 лет назад +756

    This was my very first rerez episode ☺

    • @aztecwrrior1997
      @aztecwrrior1997 5 лет назад +6

      It was my second or third(first was Worst Plug n Play 2)

    • @BossXygman
      @BossXygman 5 лет назад +2

      Mine too

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 5 лет назад +6

      this is my first rerez ep
      (notice the word choice, this is my first time watching rerez)

    • @BenLogterman
      @BenLogterman 5 лет назад +1

      Same here!

    • @bmhater1283
      @bmhater1283 5 лет назад +1

      Literally my first EP from Rerez was his review on the Air 60

  • @DeltaBlazin
    @DeltaBlazin 5 лет назад +127

    **hears SpongeBob music**
    This is gonna be a good video.

    • @AeridesEntertainment
      @AeridesEntertainment 5 лет назад +11

      Fun fact: It was actually Ren & Stimpy music first, but where that show didn't last super long, SpongeBob would take both music and a few different writing cues from R&S, and became Nick's big hit.

    • @Turbo_1701
      @Turbo_1701 5 лет назад

      My first wasn't Spongebob, it was Yogscast :D

    • @oybekoyhonim
      @oybekoyhonim 5 лет назад

      @@AeridesEntertainment no it's SpongeBob exclusive

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 4 года назад

      Remember what Mr. Krabs says "The money is always right"

    • @nmuniz2
      @nmuniz2 4 года назад

      Tinestamp plz

  • @nyodesu
    @nyodesu 8 лет назад +110

    11:42
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? That's just cruel. First Link, then Mario, then Kirby, and then...NESS!?

    • @the-brunette-amitie3730
      @the-brunette-amitie3730 8 лет назад +3

      ikr?

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 8 лет назад +12

      And pokemon if you watch the ice climber game there is Buneary sprites in it

    • @Rain-od6oc
      @Rain-od6oc 8 лет назад +2

      Jason Miller Bruh

    • @bitelaserkhalif
      @bitelaserkhalif 8 лет назад +5

      Jason Miller also on 18:48 jigglypuff (not shiny perhaps pallete madness) and kirby

    • @CivicDice
      @CivicDice 8 лет назад +7

      Bunieary from pokemon were the enemys in ice climber

  • @Tibbykibby
    @Tibbykibby 4 года назад +17

    As much as I enjoy the others in the series, this’ll always be my favorite. I always feel super cozy watching it, like wrapping yourself in a blanket by a window during a rainstorm

  • @12Lime
    @12Lime Год назад +21

    Happy 10 years to the worst ever series. This video would eventually lead to the longest running series in Rerez history and an identity that would become respected today. I was about to start middle school when this came out. Now 10 years later, I am 3 semesters away from getting my computer science degree and I watched the whole journey. Thanks for the content Rerez, hope you do something special this year to celebrate your most important series.

  • @purplesam2609
    @purplesam2609 5 лет назад +50

    WCE 1: *calmly reviews the games*
    WCE now: REEEEEEEEE

  • @wintertheampharos4725
    @wintertheampharos4725 6 лет назад +127

    “It’s one thing to have bad motion controls, but it’s another thing to have fake motion controls.” Projared

    • @aidan.2263
      @aidan.2263 5 лет назад +5

      wintertheAmpharos oof not a great person to quote

    • @what_have_you_done
      @what_have_you_done 5 лет назад +24

      @@aidan.2263 are you sure about that?

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 лет назад +6

      @@what_have_you_done Yes he sure about that.

    • @KadenLovesGames
      @KadenLovesGames 4 года назад +5

      Aidan H. Oh really?

    • @miky9504
      @miky9504 4 года назад +3

      Cody Smith
      REALLY?!

  • @mnooper
    @mnooper 8 лет назад +88

    18:53 "i think most of the enemies are the same..."
    i dont remember kirby and jigglypuff being bomberman enemies

    • @Seven71987
      @Seven71987 3 года назад

      Do You Know that Kirby and Jigglypuff a Spin-Off of Yoshi and Pikachu?

    • @BlankA.D
      @BlankA.D 4 месяца назад

      He said *most*

    • @mnooper
      @mnooper 4 месяца назад

      @@BlankA.D hey man i made this comment seven years ago i think we just gotta let some things be sometimes

    • @BlankA.D
      @BlankA.D 4 месяца назад

      @@mnooper damn I didn’t think you’d actually reply

  • @veryy_berryy
    @veryy_berryy 10 лет назад +406

    0:56 WiNi? Really? WiNi??????!!!! THAT"S THE BEST WII KNOCKOFF NAME THEY CAN MAKE? *Facepalms hard. Harder than anyone can in the world*

    • @BlueJayBlues
      @BlueJayBlues 10 лет назад +23

      Maybe call it a Wee-Wee? (I'm sorry, it just came to me)

    • @veryy_berryy
      @veryy_berryy 10 лет назад +9

      You know what, I'm so hungry, that I'll eat a Wi-Ni from WI-Nsnithzel.

    • @HalEmmerichOtacon
      @HalEmmerichOtacon 10 лет назад +9

      The should have called it the WAAAA like it's called in Christmas shopper simulator. XD

    • @kingcobra429
      @kingcobra429 10 лет назад +2

      *****
      Should be called Wee-Nee

    • @kingcobra429
      @kingcobra429 10 лет назад +4

      KingCobra42
      Or Wee-ney

  • @MartinGarcia-ok5hb
    @MartinGarcia-ok5hb 5 лет назад +314

    Worst console ever..... Stadia says hello, lol

    • @jimmyneutron8682
      @jimmyneutron8682 5 лет назад +43

      Martin Garcia uNLike ConSolEs SaDIa dOEsNT TaKE Up AnY sPACe.
      STADIA!!!

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 5 лет назад +3

      Nope, not even that is the worst.

    • @davidbermudez7704
      @davidbermudez7704 5 лет назад +8

      Martin Garcia
      Stadia isn’t that bad unless of course you got a 300 Mbs WiFi connection

    • @mysryuza
      @mysryuza 5 лет назад +21

      Virtual Boy >>>>> Stadia

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 5 лет назад +3

      @@mysryuza too far

  • @therockinggoomba
    @therockinggoomba 7 лет назад +36

    "Milk Mania"
    ...
    "around 7,000 years ago"
    "One drink changed the world
    "And for 7,000 years"
    "We have milked countless cows"

  • @EnixTurnix
    @EnixTurnix 10 лет назад +19

    The quality of your video's are done very professionally man, your voice, the editing and the way you structured your video's making you a very enjoyable reviewer :) I'll be subbing to you and I hope to see some more great videos from ya.
    By the way you deserve a lot more subscribers than 16k

    • @rerez
      @rerez  10 лет назад +5

      Thank you for the kind words! :)

  • @justanaverageguy912
    @justanaverageguy912 9 лет назад +7

    i really like your voice and i love your no-nonsense reviews that dont waste unnecessary time on pointless overlong jokes.
    the information density is high, but at the same time it is very accessible and stuff. really great style, exactly what i needed :)

  • @h3xnightmare791
    @h3xnightmare791 2 года назад +7

    I remember watching this video when i was 11, been a fan ever since. I'm almost 20 now and coming back to this makes me so nostalgic. Thanks Shane.

  • @wolfetteplays8894
    @wolfetteplays8894 5 лет назад +9

    I have an unbelievable amount of nostalgia for this video ❤️ thank you Rerez for creating a truly memorable and entertaining video

  • @Masterge77
    @Masterge77 7 лет назад +148

    I see Zelda, Earthbound, Pokemon and Disney graphics being used in this plug-n-play console. Seriously, is there a single plug-n-play console that DOESN'T have nothing but pirated games that recreate or use assets from existing, copyrighted games or are glitchy beyond belief? I don't think there is.

    • @AE86ofMtAkina
      @AE86ofMtAkina 5 лет назад +4

      NES/SNES classic

    • @antssaar863
      @antssaar863 5 лет назад +4

      Vtech smile and leapster leapfrog (or much any leapster console)... but beware.. playing these is known to cause brain damage XD

    • @hhs_leviathan
      @hhs_leviathan 5 лет назад

      I recall having a 16 bit American Football game mat with AV cables which you controlled by stepping on the mat to run and shaking the plastic pigskin it came with to throw...
      It was alright, although I don't have it anymore...

    • @ThomasFarquhar2
      @ThomasFarquhar2 5 лет назад

      Any real console as long as 2-3 cables and longish loading times is plug and play

    • @tomfriendly2412
      @tomfriendly2412 5 лет назад +3

      Star Wars plug n' play.

  • @EsmeMarion
    @EsmeMarion 8 лет назад +106

    Oh joy, I always wanted to play a knockoff Ice Climber where killer Buneary are after you :P

    • @dudearnav
      @dudearnav 6 лет назад +3

      I wanted to play a Mario knockoff where he crushes Pokémon instead of Goombas and Red instead of Bowser

    • @terminalvelocityrunner2202
      @terminalvelocityrunner2202 5 лет назад +2

      Dude Arnav well if you wanna buy a Pokémon bootleg, I hear PETA has a site full of that stuff. Pokémon Black and Blue’s title screen is gonna haunt me through life.

  • @QueenVoodo0
    @QueenVoodo0 4 года назад +8

    It feels good to come back to the gem and see how far he’s come and how insane he has become
    This was my first Rerez Video and now I love watching this dude

  • @sailormouth8356
    @sailormouth8356 2 месяца назад +4

    Feels weird to know this video is nearly 12 years old

  • @dackjazy2661
    @dackjazy2661 8 лет назад +123

    1:15 thought I was watching an old yogscast video

  • @SentinelDX0720
    @SentinelDX0720 Год назад +4

    This series is already 10 years old? Who knew pain and suffering could go by so fast.

  • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
    @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 5 лет назад +21

    I actually remember playing "Fire Fighter" on a DVD player with a NES emulator as a kid, it was tons of fun! Now I have my doubts if this was a licensed game from Nintendo.

    • @johnvalle0130
      @johnvalle0130 3 года назад +1

      I guess it wasnt

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel Год назад +1

      Oh my god, it wouldn’t happen to the the same kind of DVD player Rerez reviewed recently…? The series comes full circle!

    • @shatteredham7_576
      @shatteredham7_576 Год назад +1

      ​@@justanotheryoutubechannelthe buyee?

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel Год назад +1

      @@shatteredham7_576 Yeah, that’s the only dvd nes emulator I’ve ever seen.

  • @redm91
    @redm91 5 лет назад +16

    Amazing hearing this dude before he went insane looking at bad console

  • @ceruulean_tbh
    @ceruulean_tbh 5 лет назад +80

    3:08
    The face you make when you're about to face your worst nightmare.
    7:59
    The face you make when you're about to die, because of said worst nightmare.

    • @kevinpacheco3303
      @kevinpacheco3303 5 лет назад

      ECreepie899 piggy backing off this comment, does anybody know the music that plays around 3:08 ??? Thanks in advance!

    • @jacecochran7225
      @jacecochran7225 5 лет назад +1

      @@kevinpacheco3303 Clockwork Orange Theme rerez version

  • @Tahngarthor
    @Tahngarthor 5 лет назад +27

    "Fantastabad." I'm going to start saying this all the time now. lol

  • @Flashlight237
    @Flashlight237 3 года назад +14

    Hey. Just so you know, there are timestamp errors in the video. Here are the timestamps:
    1:16 *12 Sports Games Intro*
    2:28 Baseball
    3:49 Basketball
    4:05 Boxing
    4:17 Bowling
    4:37 Fishing (NO!)
    4:40 Darts
    4:54 Tennis
    5:14 Ping-Pong
    5:23 Golf
    5:32 Pool
    5:50 Dancing
    5:52 Sea World
    6:13 *48 Action Games Intro/Warning Label*
    6:52 Auto-X
    7:19 Deep Storm
    7:33 Dream Bubble
    8:16 Fire Fighter
    8:32 Hero Legend
    8:44 Jewel Fever 2
    8:59 Mr. Onion
    9:17 The Lost World
    9:44 Totally Jet
    9:55 Pop Ball
    10:15 Go-Kart
    10:24 Sodoku
    10:31 Lightning Plan
    11:05 Find Pairs
    11:18 Rapid Stream
    11:25 Finger Dancing
    11:46 Slot Machines!
    12:10 Casino Game Lightning Round
    12:26 Jewel Master 2
    12:39 Motor Rally 2
    12:53 Speed Runner
    13:10 Dragon
    13:25 Treasure Hunt
    13:30 Ice Climber
    13:52 Coocking Chaos
    14:08 Starry Night
    14:26 Potion Commotion
    14:34 Loco-Coconuts
    14:51 Surf Adventure
    15:05 Egg Collector
    15:10 Find the Way
    15:26 Go, Smile
    15:47 Magic Jelly
    16:08 Pinball Fish
    16:14 Bump Jump
    16:21 Zippy Frogger
    16:31 Crazy Addition
    16:46 Defense Mission
    17:00 Bomb Hero
    17:19 Ballroom Bonanza
    17:37 Milk Mania
    17:42 Puzzle Pop
    17:51 Pearls
    17:55 Hide and Seek
    18:29 *Shane's Final Thoughts*

  • @ukl33
    @ukl33 9 лет назад +23

    I don't recall Bomberman having Kirby and Jigglypuff as enemies :P

  • @rerez
    @rerez  10 лет назад +120

    Gintautas Eisrodas That is really cool! I had no idea such a product was produced! :D

    • @digitalcasanova
      @digitalcasanova 10 лет назад +17

      its a wii knock-off that your grandparents would confuse with the real thing,
      you can buy these CVS pharmacies, THESE CONSOLES ARE SHIT.

    • @osamamohammad5639
      @osamamohammad5639 10 лет назад +6

      wireless60 is just trying to make wii's baseball

    • @osamamohammad5639
      @osamamohammad5639 10 лет назад +2

      not only baseball nearly everything

    • @digitalcasanova
      @digitalcasanova 10 лет назад +1

      Thanks

    • @digitalcasanova
      @digitalcasanova 10 лет назад

      Gamefan1092 XD

  • @MEGHAPSEY
    @MEGHAPSEY 9 лет назад +10

    I'm not even a minute into the video yet, but oh my goodness that sound quality on your mic is amazing.

  • @DergSol
    @DergSol 4 года назад +4

    17:56 Okay you can NOT tell me that sheep wasn’t in that haystack

  • @IronDizaster
    @IronDizaster 7 лет назад +33

    I can imagine a conversation between parent and a child like this:
    " Mom please I want to get SNES on christmas! "
    " Nah, that's too expensive. Why not get a wireless60 instead? It comes with 60 games aswell, and is way cheaper "

  • @DataDrain02
    @DataDrain02 11 лет назад +25

    There's a little interesting detail you missed in some of the games.
    The enemies in "Ice Climber" are Buneary... which are Pokemon, yet another thing stolen from a Nintendo game.
    Also, in Surf Adventure... I COULD be wrong, but I think the player character is... Goemon? From Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon? Yet another sprite lifted from a game... this time, Konami.
    In Defence Mission, I THINK the enemies are soldiers from Advanced Wars? I could be wrong, I haven't played those games. But they remind me greatly of the Assist Trophy in Brawl....
    Also, I THINK the enemies in the Bomber Man clone... might be Kirby, and a recolored Jigglypuff, which just seems cruel to me to blow up.
    That's all I noticed in the stolen sprites department that weren't mentioned... I'm sure someone else will notice more then I did.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  11 лет назад +2

      I think you are pretty much right on every single point! :)

    • @iraklismg
      @iraklismg 10 лет назад +2

      Also in Cooking Chaos,you control the mice from the movie Cinderella and the two blue birds are also from the same film.
      Altho i may be wrong about controlling the same mice,they dont look like their movie counterparts,but as the birds are the same i feel like they are just poorly immitated from the movie.

  • @sSpirit
    @sSpirit 9 лет назад +65

    We always hear about the worst knock-off consoles... but what about the best?
    _Starts searching_

    • @plant4143
      @plant4143 9 лет назад +12

      「Saiyan Spirit 」 *No such thing exists*

    • @giddf1458
      @giddf1458 9 лет назад +3

      「Saiyan Spirit 」 Cough Cough PC Cough Cough

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 9 лет назад +3

      「Saiyan Spirit 」 The "best" knock-off console? Well, I assume it would just be one of those machines with pirated/emulated NES roms or something. Not sure if that counts though.

    • @KevinLikesBananas
      @KevinLikesBananas 9 лет назад

      ***** made by nintendo

    • @KevinLikesBananas
      @KevinLikesBananas 9 лет назад +5

      David Li pc is not a console

  • @6Pc.ChickenMcnobody
    @6Pc.ChickenMcnobody 2 года назад +2

    I know I'm VERY late to the party here, but boy... there is SO much love in this video. From the detailed description of each horrible game to the awesome version of the Clockwork Orange theme, every aspect of this is well-considered and entertaining.

  • @General_X
    @General_X 6 лет назад +42

    And the only game you gave them some credit for CLEARLY screwed up on the animation lol, you picked the correct haystack and it said you were wrong 🤣

    • @AeridesEntertainment
      @AeridesEntertainment 5 лет назад +4

      I was about to say, the only game he gives any credit, and even it starts pulling some bull.

  • @bastiaan0741
    @bastiaan0741 7 лет назад +41

    12:40
    Correct. They are ripping off U.N. Squadron.

  • @PixelReaper
    @PixelReaper 9 месяцев назад +3

    This video is pure NOSTALGIA 10 years later

  • @Jamie-yp7qz
    @Jamie-yp7qz 4 года назад +3

    “And thus began the epic, lengthy tale of the quest to review the worst consoles ever created by mankind”

  • @NekroGGRE
    @NekroGGRE 8 лет назад +31

    They may suck, But if you took a time machine and delivered it to someone back in the Atari days, their minds would of been blown.

    • @ripsaw2
      @ripsaw2 6 лет назад +4

      They would have thought it looked cool, but it's controls are way to shit to play properly. They would take the hardware from this system and then implement it into better consoles to make amazing

    • @NinjakX
      @NinjakX 4 года назад

      They would go back to the Atari it was much better especially the 7800

  • @edgiest-edgelord-that-edges
    @edgiest-edgelord-that-edges 10 лет назад +8

    I just realized Ice Climber had the pokemon Buneary in it

  • @Pacca64
    @Pacca64 9 лет назад +24

    They fucked up tetris? Damn, that's really special!

    • @rolfofbread1399
      @rolfofbread1399 9 лет назад

      I know! Tetris is a very simple game.

    • @tearlach47
      @tearlach47 9 лет назад +1

      pacguy64 I see you're a fan of... blue chickens. ;)
      That explode from time to time.

    • @SapphireDensetsu
      @SapphireDensetsu 9 лет назад

      pacguy64 About as special as Ubisoft, come to think of it.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 7 лет назад

      Sean Wilson
      I’m a fan of blue waffles c;

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 4 года назад +11

    This almost makes Action 52 look like a good game collection.

  • @raykupal
    @raykupal 8 лет назад +103

    my worst console was called a PolyStation.

  • @seabit253
    @seabit253 8 лет назад +169

    15:35
    Buneary? WHAT.

  • @rombromb
    @rombromb 8 лет назад +153

    15:20 is that a buneary?

  • @sam46422
    @sam46422 5 лет назад +24

    6:29 HAPPY DARTS; YOU'LL NEVER WIN

  • @Nawe19
    @Nawe19 8 лет назад +41

    I actually saw one of these at a value village the other day. it was like $6. I almost bought it because of this video

  • @Hydra_X9K_Music
    @Hydra_X9K_Music 8 лет назад +56

    18:45 Bomb Hero. A game where you blow up Kirbys and yellow Jigglypufs with bombs. Brilliant.

  • @salamandersaladman7831
    @salamandersaladman7831 7 лет назад +14

    I couldn't stop crying this video is so powerful!

  • @Bendan
    @Bendan 5 лет назад +6

    Fun Fact: Jewel Fever 2 is a real game on the Nintendo Switch. It's just a Bejeweled clone, in case anyone was wondering.

  • @shaolindynasty
    @shaolindynasty 6 лет назад +4

    I love watching your reviews on these bad systems...so entertaining.

  • @L-kun
    @L-kun 6 лет назад +6

    Legend of the Mystical Surf Adventure: Starring Goemon...

  • @JustWowNick
    @JustWowNick Год назад +1

    Oh man, this video is going to be 10 years old this year...

  • @thebleachseller844
    @thebleachseller844 5 лет назад +7

    and what did we learn here kids?
    if a console says there's 60 games preloaded in the system, it's going to be really bad

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 5 лет назад

      The Bleach Seller I much prefer my Atari Flashbacks

  • @sparkedbox
    @sparkedbox 6 лет назад +15

    This was actually the first ever video I watched on RUclips, so for this, I thank thee

  • @TheDreadGazeebo
    @TheDreadGazeebo 9 лет назад +52

    You should review the Wireless 60 AIR next! it looks like a Kinect and it's TERRIBLE. I think I paid 50 cents for mine in the box.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  9 лет назад +12

      +The Dread Gazeebo Just released this today: ruclips.net/video/5qiRCU0SCTs/видео.html

    • @Bobman-ml5qf
      @Bobman-ml5qf 9 лет назад +3

      +The Dread Gazeebo At least no one can talk shit about the Kinect anymore :)

    • @Bobman-ml5qf
      @Bobman-ml5qf 9 лет назад

      ***** Yep anything sold there that has to do with Consoles, its going to be shit.

    • @augustwest5356
      @augustwest5356 9 лет назад

      in defense of the wireless 60, the kinect is pretty shitty all by itself. but still, why would anyone buy anything besides a PS4, XboxOne, or to a lesser extent, a WiiU? I know money is hard to come by, but a knockoff console is a waste of time and money for everyone.

    • @TheBaconCanadian
      @TheBaconCanadian 9 лет назад

      +August West lesser extent a wii u...the console isnt bad! people didnt buy it because they didnt know it was a console

  • @SarcasticPossum
    @SarcasticPossum 6 лет назад +7

    13:03
    In Rapid Stream you can see the floating mine from the Metal Slug series.
    15:35
    The Ice Climber game uses a sprite of Buneary from Pokemon.

  • @Otie64
    @Otie64 11 лет назад +8

    18:45
    Those enemies... A yellow Jigglypuff and Kirby?
    Wow.

  • @dalenlewin
    @dalenlewin Год назад +5

    I guess, back in those days, Shane was the slightly peeved video game nerd.

  • @nspcrazy1122
    @nspcrazy1122 7 лет назад +24

    The inclusion of Powerhouse totally makes up for you saying, "nukular".

    • @stockrice
      @stockrice 6 лет назад +2

      NSPcrazY112 I thought I was the only one who appreciated that powerhouse was included :’)

  • @TheMonghy
    @TheMonghy 2 года назад +1

    This video will be ten years old this 2023. Ten years of poor Shane slowly losing his sanity over crappy bootlegs.

  • @MegaHellstrike
    @MegaHellstrike 10 лет назад +4

    14:23 I just cannot ignore the fact that the rider's straight driving "animations" are him clenching and unclenching his buttocks.

  • @charliep7112
    @charliep7112 6 лет назад +31

    I'm predicting there's going to be Wireless 60 Port, a rip off of the Switch, plus the sequel to Wireless Air 60. Oh gosh, I need to stop these idiots before this becomes a thing.

    • @gab_v250
      @gab_v250 5 лет назад +4

      Compliments my man, you just predicted the Nanica Smitch.

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 4 года назад +3

      Probably the company of the Wireless Trilogy keeled over and died

  • @tomsmithok
    @tomsmithok 3 года назад +4

    for some reason when I watch the video, half of it is just, missing for some reason and it ends at 11:27

  • @briffsqueeze4063
    @briffsqueeze4063 5 месяцев назад +1

    This was the first Rerez i watched and this is such a trip

  • @zacharywoodman6445
    @zacharywoodman6445 6 лет назад +27

    This is downright competent and thoughtful compared to the Chinese knock-off PSPs and NES/SNES Classics

  • @Rauschr
    @Rauschr 8 лет назад +17

    Watching this in 2017 :) You realy deserve more subs :)

  • @asaelpolanco8151
    @asaelpolanco8151 6 лет назад +6

    0:13
    I recognize that tune from SpongeBob SquarePants!
    You know, the Krusty Krab Training Video?

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 лет назад +2

      Now that the show's cancelled and the writers have took their own lives listening to this on the Wireless 60, that's all that remains of the show.

    • @asaelpolanco8151
      @asaelpolanco8151 5 лет назад

      @@AnonymousFrogNG // Actually, the show is NOT cancelled. It's still going on with very good episodes nowadays thanks to a better writing team.

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 лет назад +1

      @@asaelpolanco8151 Bullshit. All the writers are dead.
      What replaced them can't make it better. It's gone on for many seasons. It's been worn to death, literally.
      If you find it better, that is just opinion.

  • @ImTrappedInTheInternetHelp
    @ImTrappedInTheInternetHelp 7 лет назад +18

    *Fishing: Haha, no. Dancing: F* *ck off. Sea world: Yes, that's a sport.*

  • @Phudge
    @Phudge 10 лет назад +17

    Am I the only one that thought that the end is in the Ice Climber ripoff were Bunearys from Pokemon?

    • @fancytacogamer5994
      @fancytacogamer5994 10 лет назад +6

      I saw jigglypuff and kirby in the bomberman clone

    • @Phudge
      @Phudge 10 лет назад

      Jason Marshman Really?!

    • @Phudge
      @Phudge 10 лет назад

      TheMisfitDarkrai Pokemon Trading Global Woot I'm not the only one :D

    • @Phudge
      @Phudge 10 лет назад

      TheMisfitDarkrai Pokemon Trading Global :3

    • @iluvz
      @iluvz 10 лет назад

      I saw it too

  • @Diembee
    @Diembee 3 года назад +3

    It doesn’t feel right having Rerez explain an awful console with his sanity intact

  • @JmrUltra
    @JmrUltra 3 года назад +1

    This is where it starts for me. Every now and then I like to binge the Worst Ever Series, and I love each of them.

  • @SonicTurboTurtle
    @SonicTurboTurtle 9 лет назад +27

    15:50 Flappy bird in a nutshell.

    • @PatrickBoy412
      @PatrickBoy412 9 лет назад +5

      SonicTurboTurtle awe someone beat me to it

    • @Estragon17
      @Estragon17 9 лет назад

      SonicTurboTurtle Fappy bird?

    • @Densester
      @Densester 9 лет назад

      +Estragon17 0_0

  • @DangoUnchained8649
    @DangoUnchained8649 2 года назад +7

    1:00 What happened to the segment where you explain what the Wireless 60 console itself is? I remember watching this 5 years ago and it was there, but now it seems to have been cut out of the video entirely. It goes from you revealing the name of the console to introducing the 12 sports games

  • @brianthemagicminion1464
    @brianthemagicminion1464 5 лет назад +4

    5:35 Dancing. F**k Off! LOL Favorite Part!

  • @chloecalvincooper9467
    @chloecalvincooper9467 2 года назад +1

    After watching more recent videos this video almost hits ASMR whisper with how quiet and level toned his voice is in comparison.

  • @SeanArya
    @SeanArya 5 лет назад +5

    You sounded like jerry rig everything at the beginning so relaxing

  • @garethspotfur1
    @garethspotfur1 5 лет назад +3

    Shane, do you ever look back on this video and think "i called this the worst. how naive i was..'"

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 9 лет назад +4

    The enemies in the Ice Climber port are the Pokémon Buneary! Shameless!

  • @chancemccoy5744
    @chancemccoy5744 4 года назад

    i’ve been subbed to this channel since this episode came out, and I go back every so often just to see how far Shane has come tbh

  • @FormulaFanboy
    @FormulaFanboy 6 лет назад +7

    7:33 Aaannnddd that's exactly how I felt when it was a subject in school.

  • @SuperSonic68
    @SuperSonic68 9 лет назад +9

    1:13 Jon Freeman, who was Gordan Freeman's brother was one day an office! Typing on a computer.

    • @jamescollins6085
      @jamescollins6085 7 лет назад

      SuperSonic68 That song gives me memories of the Yogscast. Back when I was 12, and they made enjoyable videos.

  • @mudkipper2493
    @mudkipper2493 10 лет назад +29

    I wonder why there are bunary and jigglypuff in this?

    • @WillBassman
      @WillBassman 10 лет назад +9

      Thank god they didn't use my likeness in this crap.

  • @colinsickels8013
    @colinsickels8013 4 года назад +2

    “Fishing, haha, no” I’m still not breathing right from laughing at that

  • @Jason0binladen
    @Jason0binladen 8 лет назад +21

    the ice climber game had a pokemon sprite called buneary

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 8 лет назад +1

      I think every game has a stolen asset everytime you see one take a drink of liquor and you'll die a horrible death with a blood alcohol level of 99 percent alcohol

    • @bigsmokefazbear8193
      @bigsmokefazbear8193 8 лет назад +1

      Your real name is jason voorhees, and you killed 509 people

    • @atomic7196
      @atomic7196 8 лет назад +1

      Mr. Onion also uses Orange Snail sprites from MapleStory.