@@AgustinBernardo and at least a dog can be trained to not shit in bed and trained in "obey owner" and be happy and love you and at least the dog loves you and trys to spend time with you all the time AND at least the dog never conplains (unless you pretend to out them on a diet of one peice of dog food)
@@angelzapata7993 because it’s just one if those dumb ppl who quote the jokes from the video and the sheep flock to the like button. These are the most unoriginal comments ever.. we all saw the video too so wtf is with commenting the joke? Fishing for likes to feel validation? No life or friends so a few thousand likes makes you feel cool? Idk
For real i was willing to never ever watch another pirates of the Caribbean if they had fullwell intended to dare to go forward with someone else Because the only other actor as good as Johnny is Denzel Washington no one other than those two have the breadth of gravitas or does any other throw themselves into a role so completely as the same
@W phantom She used it after this scene when he was rowing away on the boat and was already 100 yards away. As opposed to in this scene when he was at point blank range.
If only Johnny would’ve said this when he saw Amber. We would’ve had himself back. It’s not fair that he had to go through this. Amber is truest EVIL! I remember when being in court was a honor and no one lied there. I guess things have changed vastly over time. Good luck Johnny! We ❤u!
@@maverickoverlord735cos the punishment is only contempt of court. How else do rich folks could afford fake witness n avoid justice? If giving fake testimony means automatic punishment, fewer folks would give false testimony
Any of Johnny's characters with any of Penelope's characters in any movie they both star in together are hot and heavy at some points and like oil and water at others lmao
I know it's popular with Captain Jack to be the bumbling baffon. But, I've always liked the times when the focus /drive /meaner side pokes through the silliness.
That precise moment immediately after he swatted away her staff showed the haunting look of a man who has had to deal with a physically and emotionally abusive woman IRL. Anger, sadness, pity, frustration, disappointment, and loss in one look.
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@@devastater97 yha but Jack got off stranded island TWICE (Same island she’s on). Even Barbosa called him out on it in first movie. He said once was luck or a fluke but TWICE.
if you had a sister and a dog, I would choose the dog, so this is an alternative way to say that he loves her, cause he did not put her in the equation
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And the dog step on a bee
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I'M DYING 🤣🤣🤣....this is one of the best comments EVERRRRRR
Lmao good one
Objection relevence
Objection hearsay
Somehow this isn't the most toxic relationship johnny went through
Penelope Cruz and her husband stood up for Johnny Depp when the trails happened. This was a good relationship.
@@souptikmukhopadhyay6531he’s obviously referring to the fictional characters they play
😂😂😂❤
@@souptikmukhopadhyay6531 that "husband" is Javier Bardem. Mention his name.
@@crimsonite09thank you I was going to call this guy out and tell him to put some respect on Captain Salazar
"The more I know people - the better I like dogs" - Mark Twain
"my dog" is the quote but it still works :D
My feelings exactly.
You sound like Brian “the bore” griffin
@@fatzdadealer fatzdadealer classic quote
The older I get, the more that statement resonates with me.
A dog wouldn’t ruin his reputation, shit in his bed (ironically) or lose him one of the best roles he’s ever played
But the dog might step on a bee.
@@vigneshhatake4324 BUT the dog might step on a bee yes
Nah. Depp did that on his own.
@@matthewkreps3352 he falsely accused himself of domestic abuse? 💀
@@johnjohnson8979 Yes. Men can't do right. Women can't do wrong. Welcome to a simp's world.
Jack ain't no simp
End of part 2 lol
Johnny was and payed the price, now he life his live like Jack.
he loves Black pearl and rum
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Gigachad captain Jack
Bet that's what he told amber heard
Yeah but amber did have a dog and a sister
And blamed the dog cuz he stepped on a bee
At least the dog didn't shit on bed
@@AgustinBernardo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@AgustinBernardo and at least a dog can be trained to not shit in bed and trained in "obey owner" and be happy and love you and at least the dog loves you and trys to spend time with you all the time AND at least the dog never conplains (unless you pretend to out them on a diet of one peice of dog food)
Not why is the rum gone .
The Rum is gone because Elizabeth blew up Captain Jack's rum and food.
@@captainmacruff1893 But why is the rum gone?
@@Laplacee Hide the rum
@@Laplacee why the rum is always gone
@@orphanchikin6057but why is it gone?
Jack knows the dog would have a little loyalty at least
After all, there is that one dog ...
It step on a bee though
I am with child
Hmm 😳
Yours
I don't recall that we 🤔
You were drunk
I've actually never been that drunk
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@@angelzapata7993 because it’s just one if those dumb ppl who quote the jokes from the video and the sheep flock to the like button. These are the most unoriginal comments ever.. we all saw the video too so wtf is with commenting the joke? Fishing for likes to feel validation? No life or friends so a few thousand likes makes you feel cool? Idk
Best moment🤣
Drunk time is no time to make baby .. at least not me lololol 😂😂😂😂
@@saripdol1943 same. I'm all about getting that buzz and relaxin
Real life footage of the Johnny Depp vs Amber Turd trial
That's an insult to the beautiful Penelope Cruz
@@ricardoquintero7160 the joke was funny but i do agree two completely different classes of women
😂😂😂😂
@@khaelamensha3624how
That's not amber heard?
" If you had a sister and a dog, I'll choose the dog " . Brilliant!!! 🤣🤣🤣
A... Foreshadowing moment? Art imitating life perhaps.
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The dog would it eventually step on a bee
Who are you, Sire?
Women choose bears and men choose dogs.
The quote is "life imitating art"
The dog stepped on a bee while Johnny dealt with a stinking Turd
What does the dog stepped on a bee joke mean
@@Adam_2809 amber said it in the r
Trial
😂😂
5 bucks this wasnt in the script. Those words came from the soul lol
I'm assuming you are making an Amber Heard reference. If so, you'd be wrong. This movie was made years before they married.
No one could ever replace Johnny!
@DeppjohnnyD since Sweeney Todd and each role has just gotten better
For real i was willing to never ever watch another pirates of the Caribbean if they had fullwell intended to dare to go forward with someone else
Because the only other actor as good as Johnny is Denzel Washington no one other than those two have the breadth of gravitas or does any other throw themselves into a role so completely as the same
Jim Carry likely can replace Johnny Deep
Jim Carrey?
@@rose_blue1 yes
No wonder Depp acted so well in this. Amber gave him plenty of practice dealing with crazy.
No. This was years before he married her.
Johnny helped write his own dialogue... Imagine that😂
At least you can train a dog not to shit the bed ... but apparently you have to watch them so they don't out step on a bee ..😂
You gotta love Penelope Cruz, though 😍
He knows dogs are loyal
The characters forget how smart Jack is he is eccentric, not stupid
Yes, because they are written that way and aren't actually real
@eyedunno8462 hince why I said charecters not people, don't be a dick lmao 😂
Always chose the best friend & a bottle of rum .
Yep! Always
But the dog might step on a bee.
Deadpool: What bout this Gin?
“And you poured yourself a mega pint”
“I’ve actually never been that drunk”
It comes in pints?
@@hmk5123you have drank a whole half already!
This means he respect and appreciate her like a sister
That's an honor
You're delusional.
At least he didn’t deny still in love with her 😂
And for some reason she used an oar as a weapon instead of the pistol that Jack gave her 5 seconds ago.
Possibly she didnt really keen on killing him despite previous statement
Why use a gun when your opponent has his back turned, oar to the head is still a great way to kill
@W phantom She used it after this scene when he was rowing away on the boat and was already 100 yards away.
As opposed to in this scene when he was at point blank range.
Because she loves him too!
@@dstreet4599
She didn't want to kill him... She wanted to change his mind first or knock him out.
If only Johnny would’ve said this when he saw Amber. We would’ve had himself back. It’s not fair that he had to go through this. Amber is truest EVIL! I remember when being in court was a honor and no one lied there. I guess things have changed vastly over time. Good luck Johnny! We ❤u!
Indeed, women can lie with impunity under oath.
@@maverickoverlord735cos the punishment is only contempt of court.
How else do rich folks could afford fake witness n avoid justice?
If giving fake testimony means automatic punishment, fewer folks would give false testimony
He knew the exact moment that she was going to strike and caught the stick… it’s almost like he’s been in that same scenario before 🤔
when he caught the branch while he was dialogueing shows us how good our Captain knows the world
It's crazy to change your personality and your speech and keep that same character threw the whole time. This man is a legend
Any of Johnny's characters with any of Penelope's characters in any movie they both star in together are hot and heavy at some points and like oil and water at others lmao
Got to always choose the dog in that situation. The dog isn't going to scheme and try to betray you for its own benefit
"if you had a sister & the dog, i'd choose the dog" 😅
I always felt like this is retribution for how she treated Depp in Blow.
Johnny was telling us something years before the trial 😂😂😂
And jack has syphilis in this I’ll never unsee this what makes it more is she’s still flirting with him 😂😂😂
Johnny depp joke with makeup artisr
@@priscillajimenez27 ayes I know that
"Jack I am of child and it's yours"
"I don't remember that"
I am WITH child, not I am OF child.
That’s savage😂😂😂
She was aiming at him with true anger
She was awesome in this one
Them both are my favorite pair in POTC
I know it's popular with Captain Jack to be the bumbling baffon. But, I've always liked the times when the focus /drive /meaner side pokes through the silliness.
“If you had a sister and a dog I’d choose the dog” legend 😂
These movies looking back really had an aura to them. Great movies
Attractive yes, but its better to not be stabbed in the back
Now this is Jack Sparrow, not the sad version in the 5th movie
"I'd choose the dog". 😂
“ you broke free of your bonds half an hour ago” what is the best
🤣🤣🤣 y the dog
The dog: HELL NO! I get sea sick…..
Her: I love you Jack.
Him: So do I (means: yes I love myself too)
😁😁😁
Best line ever.
She has a sister, and now I'm single with a dog and couldn't be happier
Love you Johnny 😍
"If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog"... EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
If only that's what he said to amber, the dog would be happier for it.
That precise moment immediately after he swatted away her staff showed the haunting look of a man who has had to deal with a physically and emotionally abusive woman IRL. Anger, sadness, pity, frustration, disappointment, and loss in one look.
Get real. This was years before he married Amber. Google is your friend.
They were better in blow but any scene these two do together=amazing
🌹Great talent his a king for movies !!
Admit it. You still love me.
If you have a sister and a dog I choose the dog.
@@Mr_Mustache_og (Emotional crit)
I love the scene
U like bo4??????
pre-trial this was just a great line, post trial it made so much more real world sense....
At least she didn't shit on his pillow like a dog.
I'll admit it I'm sure n love with Angelica. She say how will I get free of these bonds.
Gentlemen, it's a lifestyle and status they want. They just need 'a nice guy' to pay for it all..
Damn captain, that was cold said the dog.
Atleast the love would be unconditional 🤷♂️
My man is literally rotting from the inside out. He got what Capone got.
Syphallis?
He ain’t no simp for sure!
There is only one, Jack Sparrow. No one can take his place!
Jack's quotes are legends one
The movie where Jack lost his brain and started to act like a drunken moron and less like a clever, manipulative guy with a good heart at his core.
What he should have said in real life.
This is the same as choosing a bear! Love it!!!
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At least the dog won't shit on his bed.
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Yep too bad he didn’t know today about the turd back when he met her!!! He probably would of said this exact thing!!!
I think she died, she did not appear in 5th movie.
She took all the remaining years of her father. Which considering he was on the brink of death I'd say you're probably right
@@coreyb1295 no, she took all the years he lived, plus the years left.
Considering that he was at the death's door, he still had lived a long life.
She is literally stranded on an island.
@@devastater97 yha but Jack got off stranded island TWICE (Same island she’s on). Even Barbosa called him out on it in first movie. He said once was luck or a fluke but TWICE.
@@nickgennady Yeah, except she's not Captain Jack Sparrow. Savy?
She’s soo spiccyy
When Amber Heard heard that Johnny wasn't going to break character for her, and was more into the dog than her... "She shit the bed"
Ultimate Sigma. This would even make Andrew Tate proud
if you had a sister and a dog, I would choose the dog, so this is an alternative way to say that he loves her, cause he did not put her in the equation
If that helps you sleep better. LOL
If you had a sister and a dog. I chose the bee.
That’s real acting right there, no man would be able to pick a dog over Selma lol
Coz the dog is far more loyal than a woman😂
Depends on how you treat them in the beginning. Not all women or men are back stabbing fools. Dogs will turn on you, if you abuse them.
@@MusicLovingFool1 Exceptions are everywhere....there must be 3% good one but the rest are.....🖕
@@MusicLovingFool1 Yeah women and dogs are opposites. Abuse dogs, they turn on you. Abuse women, you gain their loyalty.
Perfect loop
And the quick look of 'oh shit, that's now' when he said that she was waiting for the right moment to pounce.
ayyy folks, lets give the man some well deserved privacy and respect by not discussing his personal issue.... ❤
Best part of Pirates 4 was Jack. Hands down!
You could offer all my dream boys to me and I think I’d still choose the dog! 😂😂
George Jung told him not to trust her😊
He has good reflexes considering hes drunk and has scurvy
He got that dawg in him
This must be the summary of that entire trial 😂😂
Best improv comeback ever.
The dog never took a shit on Jack's bed...
And I know why he got the divorce and the hit from his wife.... 😂
He brought his character to his home. 😂
I've never loved her and I'll admit it now, I still love her...
In truth, the dog didn’t step on a bee.
Did you guys are planned like robots for commenting with the same normie joke?
Jack got that observation haki
So this is where the trial started.