AVPS - best of Umbridge

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  • Опубликовано: 14 авг 2011
  • I just watched AVPS (A Very Potter Sequel) and I LOVE Joe in this role. So I thought - "Hey, let's make a best of."
    Hope you like it! :)
    If you want to have them - I made three different Starkid-Ringtones
    1. Stop texting me: www.mediafire.com/?pk3v9birbjp...
    2. You didn't text me back: www.mediafire.com/?jq04u9x3qoj...
    3. When you don't return people's phonecalls: www.mediafire.com/?5jo46unwi72...
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  • @timfortune9
    @timfortune9 9 лет назад +3066

    He just never fails to completely steal every scene he's in, whether as Umbridge or Voldemort.

  • @marisolsantamaria6215
    @marisolsantamaria6215 7 лет назад +2171

    No boys...UNLESS THERE CUTE!
    No alcohol.......UNLESS THERE 'S ENOUGH TO GO GO AROUND!
    No partying.................... UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED AH DERR DERR AH DERR DERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jessz7819
    @jessz7819 10 лет назад +2538

    Everyone hated real harry potter um bridge, but if you don't like this umbridge, well you can't be my friend.
    Simple as that.

    • @raetekusu1
      @raetekusu1 10 лет назад +127

      It's so hard to hate canon Umbridge when you imagine her with Joe Walker's voice...

    • @quinnnurrenbern4258
      @quinnnurrenbern4258 9 лет назад +64

      Ikr " um did you get me teeext"

    • @dreadpirateninjafox
      @dreadpirateninjafox 9 лет назад +70

      "You were never my friend, you were never my lover"

    • @emilythomson418
      @emilythomson418 8 лет назад +72

      "Well why didn't you text me back?"

    • @alexis6443
      @alexis6443 7 лет назад +25

      DontWishOnMe Starr : I like this umbridge cuz the real one looks like a toad this one is SOOOOOOOOO PRETTTTTYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @rebekahgilbert4740
    @rebekahgilbert4740 10 лет назад +1653

    My sexuality is Joe Walker.

  • @invisiblelocket4994
    @invisiblelocket4994 7 лет назад +1228

    "I wonder what would happen if...I just broke all your fingers."

    • @desmondgentle1474
      @desmondgentle1474 4 года назад +6

      And you'd be just like Umbridge. 'Cept Umbridge can kick yo ass

    • @alyssamonkey
      @alyssamonkey 4 года назад +16

      Harry: *surpirsed Pikachu *

  • @AttackPanicAttack
    @AttackPanicAttack 9 лет назад +833

    I love how when Bryan says "Umbridge" everyone groans but when Joe walks out everyone cheers. XD

  • @rinasb1029
    @rinasb1029 8 лет назад +1700

    You can't dissaperate in hogwarts! Right?
    Right!
    *kicks Hermione*

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 9 лет назад +1029

    Cedric=Edward
    Voldemort killed Cedric.
    Voldemort=Umbridge
    So it makes sense why Umbridge likes Jacob.

  • @StaciLeigh15
    @StaciLeigh15 10 лет назад +1642

    "I CAN'T HAVE COITUS WITH A BUNCH OF CENTAURS! I HAVE A BOOOYFRAND"
    best.
    line.
    ever.

    • @anav3tti
      @anav3tti 10 лет назад +162

      "YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING ABOUT OUR MAGICAL NIGHT TOGETHER YOU FUCKIN LITTLE SNAPE IN THE GRASS."

    • @potatomonika8796
      @potatomonika8796 3 года назад +19

      "Didyagetmatextz??"

  • @YELLERHEAD
    @YELLERHEAD 9 лет назад +848

    I love the fact that dumbledore has a flip-phone.

  • @kadindarklord
    @kadindarklord 9 лет назад +5170

    Is it bad, that I prefer THIS Umbridge to the real one?

    • @HinataChick38
      @HinataChick38 9 лет назад +103

      kadindarklord no.

    • @emmafinan2438
      @emmafinan2438 9 лет назад +176

      Everybody does! XD

    • @dumblebee9167
      @dumblebee9167 8 лет назад +149

      +kadindarklord no it's very good. I'd be worried if you preferred the other one.

    • @victoriabirney5654
      @victoriabirney5654 8 лет назад +132

      This Umbridge is actually somewhat likeable lol.

    • @Purplestraw
      @Purplestraw 8 лет назад +41

      I think we all do

  • @samiace7427
    @samiace7427 7 лет назад +1974

    i love it how when umbridge's name is mentioned the audience is like..."far out not this bitch"...then Joe enters and the audience just loses it!! XD

    • @be6757
      @be6757 7 лет назад +11

      Sami Ace I can't hear the not this bitch

    • @samiace7427
      @samiace7427 7 лет назад +31

      emøpøtterhead they didn't say it but just the way they reacted seemed like it.

    • @be6757
      @be6757 7 лет назад +5

      Sami Ace oh 🙂

    • @minervamcgonagall8805
      @minervamcgonagall8805 6 лет назад +7

      Yup, my initial reaction.

  • @aromaladyellie
    @aromaladyellie 8 лет назад +577

    I remember the very, very first time I saw AVPS (as it was going up) I asked "I wonder where Joe Walker is?" and immediately after that you just hear STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. and then Joe walked in. My friends and I had to pause the video because we were laughing so hard cuz none of use were expecting it.

    • @jacy9234
      @jacy9234 7 лет назад +22

      Ellie F my best friend watched it first and then told me: You'll never guess who Joe plays in this one!
      a couple of minutes later I laughed my ass off after I saw him coming in as Umbridge😂

    • @mackenzielefler7232
      @mackenzielefler7232 4 года назад +17

      i love the groan from the audience too when dumbledore says umbridge. then joe walks in and we all cheer and laugh cause we know some amazing stuff is about to happen

  • @Smk0603
    @Smk0603 9 лет назад +522

    Imagine going through these rehersals before the costumes. Just picture that. And your day has improved significantly.

    • @maddydraffen535
      @maddydraffen535 4 года назад +15

      Thank you 😁

    • @catastrophicivy
      @catastrophicivy 2 года назад +10

      Now picture it where everyone's not in costume and then there's one of them in costume

  • @kaitlynr9271
    @kaitlynr9271 9 лет назад +1288

    "You girls keep me young!" Omg how have I not seen this before...

  • @TheChrisErvin
    @TheChrisErvin 9 лет назад +2142

    My text tone is "Did you get my text?" it went off in class the other day XD

    • @klarysahawrot2565
      @klarysahawrot2565 9 лет назад +25

      How did you get it on your phone?

    • @TheChrisErvin
      @TheChrisErvin 9 лет назад +28

      Klarysa Hawrot Google "Did You Get My Text? Text tone" you should find it

    • @klarysahawrot2565
      @klarysahawrot2565 9 лет назад +4

      Chris Ervin​ thanks!

    • @raymckane1286
      @raymckane1286 9 лет назад +84

      Mine is "Oh my god, Umbridge stop texting me!"

    • @dumblebee9167
      @dumblebee9167 8 лет назад +4

      +Chris Ervin (ChrisErvinDoesMC) can you get it on iphone?

  • @distressedmegan3364
    @distressedmegan3364 6 лет назад +251

    No boooys
    *Unless they're cuuuuute*
    No alcohol
    *Unless there's plenty to go arouuuund*
    No parties
    *Unless Umbridge is inviteeeeeed*

  • @ashersflaquers
    @ashersflaquers 10 лет назад +500

    I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME SMASH!!

  • @emilythomson418
    @emilythomson418 8 лет назад +358

    "You f*cking little snake in the grass."
    Me.

    • @BunniiBonBon
      @BunniiBonBon 8 лет назад +58

      I heard Snape in the grass XD

    • @NoShadowsHere
      @NoShadowsHere 7 лет назад +12

      lmao me too and I thought it was even funnier that way, didn't he say Snape?

    • @Fez8745
      @Fez8745 6 лет назад +5

      yes, it is SNAPE in the grass, that's the gag :P

    • @ducky_2309
      @ducky_2309 2 года назад +1

      I kinda felt bad for him and idk why- 😰

  • @onyx1091
    @onyx1091 8 лет назад +846

    I want a ringtone from this in the scene where Umbridge says, "OH MY GOD! IT'S HARRY FREAKING POTTER!"

    • @noambenmoshe7582
      @noambenmoshe7582 8 лет назад +42

      my text rington is "OMG Umbrige stop texting me!"
      it's never gets old

    • @kristie3238
      @kristie3238 8 лет назад +6

      +Noam Ben Moshe how do you get it, I have searched it and I can't get it

    • @kristie3238
      @kristie3238 8 лет назад +33

      It'd be funny if someone has "OH MYGOD DUMBLEDORE!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A LOSEY BOYFRIEND?!"

    • @jada7741
      @jada7741 5 лет назад +6

      I want mine to be Neville saying oh ma god I've killed Harry Potter

    • @AlmightyEmoji
      @AlmightyEmoji 5 лет назад +4

      Kristie this is years late but youd have to download the mp3 of the video and crap the audio to b3 a ringtone(unless on iphone then theres a fuckton more steps but it CAN be done)

  • @MoonTheGamer11
    @MoonTheGamer11 10 лет назад +272

    If you don't like him as Umbridge.
    We can't be friends.

  • @frxnkie.mp3
    @frxnkie.mp3 7 лет назад +379

    "dur dur dur dur dur dur" my favorite
    and the way she/he says Hogsmeade XD

  • @EstherSilverstar
    @EstherSilverstar 8 лет назад +559

    "I have a boyfriend"
    The only thing stopping Umbridge from hooking up with a half man half horse?
    Alright then..

  • @pallavirana3022
    @pallavirana3022 7 лет назад +500

    AVSP Umbridge is one of the best things that ever happened xD

  • @hot4crocs443
    @hot4crocs443 9 лет назад +448

    The entire "Stutter" number should've been included... that was pure gold!!

  • @androgynousanonymous5882
    @androgynousanonymous5882 9 лет назад +182

    If your harry potter friend doesn't like this Umbridge, dump them. You don't need that negativity in your life.

    • @Purplestraw
      @Purplestraw 8 лет назад +2

      This comment is perfection

  • @loltarot
    @loltarot 9 лет назад +484

    "I wonder if I just...broke all of your fingers..." Just how he said it made me choke. I'm still laughing

  • @anjelicabergen6492
    @anjelicabergen6492 6 лет назад +267

    Pie chart
    2% think Harry's middle name is James98% harry 's middle name is freaking

  • @dragoon208
    @dragoon208 12 лет назад +79

    Umbridge: "What?! Where'd he go?!"
    Snape: "He disseperated!"
    Umbridge: "That's bullshit, Snape! You can't disseperate inside of Hogwarts! Right?!"
    Voice offstage: "Right!"
    Umbridge: "Right! Dammit!"
    That has to be one of my favorite parts of the whole play. Just awesome.

  • @SmallishFry
    @SmallishFry 8 лет назад +262

    I just noticed;
    Snape:As much as I would like to see some of these bastards beaten *points to Harry*
    Harry looks behind him lol

  • @RavenBlackfrost
    @RavenBlackfrost 10 лет назад +414

    "Oh my god Umbrige, stop texting me!"
    I just about died!

    • @ducky_2309
      @ducky_2309 2 года назад +1

      Same bro I was WHEEZING AND LIKE- 0.5 SECONDS AFTER: "did you get my text?" 🤩
      The sass Lucius has in his tone-

    • @ducky_2309
      @ducky_2309 2 года назад +1

      "YES"
      "well u didn't text me back. 😒"

  • @theanimuse1437
    @theanimuse1437 7 лет назад +109

    "you can kiss me or the dementors."
    I welcome death.

  • @alisonjeff9199
    @alisonjeff9199 7 лет назад +158

    starkid umbridge is one of the best things to ever happen

  • @wondertrip14
    @wondertrip14 7 лет назад +355

    is it me or am i in love with Umbridge in this one

    • @emmab4587
      @emmab4587 7 лет назад +1

      OhlooksitsaPotterhead SAME

    • @annaelizabeth9706
      @annaelizabeth9706 6 лет назад

      ER Bram I see you everywhere haha

    • @marythomas29
      @marythomas29 6 лет назад +5

      falling in love falling in love falling in love.... with Joe Walker

  • @shutupmacey
    @shutupmacey 7 лет назад +139

    What the Devil? A BBM from Umbridge! "Are you with Dumbledore, did he get my text?" Now you drag ME into this? LMAO XD

  • @sarahkinsey5434
    @sarahkinsey5434 7 лет назад +291

    I wonder if Joe worked out for this part to make it funnier

    • @captain3441
      @captain3441 6 лет назад +17

      If he didn't I would cry 😂

  • @kristie3238
    @kristie3238 8 лет назад +928

    To those who disliked this...
    *Friends lift me up in the air*
    'HOW DARE YOU?!?!'

    • @MD-ww1wz
      @MD-ww1wz 8 лет назад +30

      WHO DISRESPECTING UMBRIDGE

    • @kristie3238
      @kristie3238 8 лет назад +19

      +Megan Teague I AM WOMAN, HERE ME..SMASH!!

    • @kristie3238
      @kristie3238 8 лет назад +16

      +Kelly Clark
      DRACO YOU LITTLE SHIT!

    • @kristie3238
      @kristie3238 8 лет назад +6

      +Kelly Clark lets go watch Wizard of Waverley Place

    • @kristie3238
      @kristie3238 8 лет назад +7

      +Kelly Clark we're gonna do this....... THE UMBRIDGEWAY!!

  • @TheGrom93
    @TheGrom93 10 лет назад +337

    i have an autograph from umbridge. he signed it and kissed a lip mark into the picture from this :)

  • @emilymagyar1794
    @emilymagyar1794 8 лет назад +86

    5:50 is awesome gotta love that audience participation

    • @Meg-bw3yx
      @Meg-bw3yx 5 лет назад +14

      I’m pretty sure that was just Dylan, aka Dumbledore

    • @thezombiepeepol4354
      @thezombiepeepol4354 4 года назад +1

      I thought it was big D

  • @emmaispotato2890
    @emmaispotato2890 6 лет назад +81

    “Little snape in the grass” I DIED

  • @albitahrdez
    @albitahrdez 10 лет назад +116

    I can't stop watching joe acting, he is just so freaking funny!! He's a great actor, damn.

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 4 года назад +39

    Umbridge: “You either kiss the dementors, or you kiss, Umbridge...”
    Sirius: “DUMBLEDORE!!! IM NOT WORTH IT!!!”

  • @lexitanuis1692
    @lexitanuis1692 6 лет назад +95

    I absolutely died at THATS BULLSHIT SNAPE😂😂😂😂

  • @OverstreetLover
    @OverstreetLover 8 лет назад +107

    I was trying to watch this in class but it's literally impossible to watch this without laughing

    • @kl-1447
      @kl-1447 7 лет назад +5

      I try to watch things like this in class, and legit, I start laughing and everyone thinks I'm absolutely crazy

  • @toontownrules413
    @toontownrules413 10 лет назад +81

    3:41 You see, Snape, that's what happens when you're a butt-trumpet. Your phone has to be a calculator!

  • @Nina-pl1iu
    @Nina-pl1iu 4 года назад +14

    When Dumbledore mentions Umbridge the crowd is like "we don't need her" then Umbridge walks in and everybody is so fucking happy

  • @brissallie
    @brissallie 9 лет назад +53

    haha along with lauren, I think he was awesome. Draco and Umbrigde stole the musical

  • @Wren419
    @Wren419 10 лет назад +84

    Oh my god Umbridge stop texting me!:) classic

    • @skye387
      @skye387 7 лет назад +3

      Savannah Araiza Idk how I keep reading these exactly when it came XD

    • @captain3441
      @captain3441 6 лет назад +1

      Hana Tjia It happened to me too 😂

  • @testcorecom
    @testcorecom 4 года назад +26

    Joe Walker has this magical abilty to disappear and simply become the character. I don't know it's Joe.. it happens in almost every show. I have a slight suspicion that Joe doesn't actually exist and he is just a reprogrammable robot sent from the future to give us the perfect roles.

  • @ezelfrancisco1349
    @ezelfrancisco1349 3 года назад +15

    Movie Umbridge: A Karen that everyone hates
    AVPS Umbridge: A terrifying psychotic teacher

  • @liebemoi_please7777
    @liebemoi_please7777 4 года назад +11

    The fact that Joe shaved just to be Umbridge was great

  • @shannonlawton9833
    @shannonlawton9833 3 года назад +12

    “don’t you get it you crazy bitch? I’m gay!” iconic

  • @androgynousanonymous5882
    @androgynousanonymous5882 9 лет назад +49

    Look, it's Umbitch, I mean Umbridge! *hides under invisibility cloak* help me.

  • @marijakitanovska4526
    @marijakitanovska4526 8 лет назад +149

    64 dislikes?-Thanks Hermione!

  • @vitaemins4527
    @vitaemins4527 4 года назад +14

    i recently started a re-read of HP and i cant help imagining all the characters as their starkid counterparts. its making it all extremely entertaining 😂😂😂

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude 10 лет назад +76

    Adurdurudurududurdurdurdurdurdurdurdur!!!

  • @afiaoduro-manu2349
    @afiaoduro-manu2349 7 лет назад +57

    Jesus Christ, I like Umbridge a lot more now😂

  • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
    @theguywhoisaustralian1465 7 лет назад +84

    when she kicks Herman in the face

  • @oliviahaglund8978
    @oliviahaglund8978 10 лет назад +68

    derderderderder!!!I didn't realize I was in the presence of ROYALty!

  • @swoogity6902
    @swoogity6902 4 года назад +8

    I always felt bad for at his Umbridge. She just wanted to be the mother she never had because her mom made her so self conscious. I’m glad she got a happy ending and found love with farenze

  • @zoeroebuck5835
    @zoeroebuck5835 4 года назад +6

    Somehow this musical made me like Umbridge and Malfoy, and that diserves kudos

  • @Aaliah3203
    @Aaliah3203 4 года назад +8

    6:53 You're Welcome

  • @avenueis1377
    @avenueis1377 7 лет назад +33

    This will never not be my favorite thing on the internet

  • @izabellasmith1480
    @izabellasmith1480 8 лет назад +21

    this is such a better umbridge then the other one

  • @romarose4558
    @romarose4558 6 лет назад +7

    I think we can agree Joe walker is a national treasure

  • @BaphometBabe
    @BaphometBabe 7 лет назад +18

    GET DEM! GET DEM!... ah forget dem, we'll get them later

  • @lapislazuli4428
    @lapislazuli4428 7 лет назад +16

    "Did you get my text?" Me when my best friend doesn't answer my text.

  • @agarcia3986
    @agarcia3986 6 лет назад +11

    Umbridge: You can kiss the Dementors, or you can kiss Umbridge.
    Sirius: NO GOD PLEASE I’M NOT WORTH IT!
    Me: *dying hysterically at that line*

  • @fayendere
    @fayendere 4 года назад +14

    We all have to be honest.
    All Umbridge moments are the best

  • @rosieweasel24601
    @rosieweasel24601 3 года назад +7

    It’s amazing how they managed to make one of the most detestable characters imaginable into a likable one

  • @AnymousScreams
    @AnymousScreams 9 лет назад +43

    I have so much respect for him, going sround inba pink dress.

  • @disaster2p0
    @disaster2p0 10 лет назад +30

    SERIOUSLY OMFG I LOVE UMBRIDGE IN THIS ONE I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 6 лет назад +12

    this is the most random, most hilarious 'interpretations' of Umbridge's character

  • @samr6514
    @samr6514 5 лет назад +6

    Ok but Dumbledore picking up Harry (or whoever that was) was the cutest frickin thing

  • @digitalgiantproductions2403
    @digitalgiantproductions2403 8 лет назад +16

    7:15 is my favorite part, I swear.

  • @HauntFreak13
    @HauntFreak13 3 года назад +3

    “You don’t know a god damn thing about our magical night together, you little Snape in the grass.” 😃

  • @littlerose5612
    @littlerose5612 8 лет назад +80

    my rigntone is harry freaking potter and if i get a text it says aturturtur (umbridges laugh!)

    • @kerahbundy5705
      @kerahbundy5705 8 лет назад +2

      +Nora rose de-la T-R You profile pic makes me happy.

  • @azureflametarot
    @azureflametarot Год назад +2

    “Ah, magic!” Has gotta be one of the best things a small budget had ever done for comedy 😆

  • @k.brownlee30
    @k.brownlee30 4 года назад +2

    Umbridges dance break with the dementors will never not be iconic

  • @melissafuerst6112
    @melissafuerst6112 4 года назад +3

    I love how when Dylan said professor umbridge some of the audience sounded worried but as soon as joe appear screams of joy 😂

  • @nina-yr9ck
    @nina-yr9ck 7 лет назад +13

    I've Never Loved Umbridge More

  • @googleitlol6590
    @googleitlol6590 3 года назад +3

    I lost it at the dance break in Stutter the first time I watched avps

  • @LovelyWitch926
    @LovelyWitch926 7 лет назад +20

    *Ah! Magic!*

  • @19jacinta88
    @19jacinta88 10 лет назад +25

    I prefer this Umbridge

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
    @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 4 года назад +4

    I don’t know why, but the “Right?” “Right.” “Right!” joke is my favorite in all of Star kid.

  • @the.envkat
    @the.envkat 4 года назад +3

    “You didn’t text me back”

  • @sophiarose8210
    @sophiarose8210 7 лет назад +5

    I LOVE THIS
    UMBRIDGE DANCING GIVES ME LIFE

  • @voltagegamingeg3415
    @voltagegamingeg3415 8 лет назад +78

    Did you get my text?

    • @skyesu4706
      @skyesu4706 6 лет назад +7

      wellyoudidnttextme beehhhrrkkkk

  • @NexValentine
    @NexValentine 9 лет назад +17

    its the same with umbridge and voldy ... you just wanna hug himheritjoe

  • @tinyabbey
    @tinyabbey 10 лет назад +37

    "now lift up your skirt so mommy can show you what love means"
    Me: wut? love means getting hit?

    • @jessk9881
      @jessk9881 10 лет назад +10

      "...so momma can love your bottom 'till it bleeds!" This is what she said, but it still doesn't make sense lol.

    • @anav3tti
      @anav3tti 10 лет назад +7

      Jessica Kwasnik "as much as I would love to see some of these bastard beaten -points at Harry- it's against the rules."

  • @azwrathfrost
    @azwrathfrost 4 года назад +3

    0:24 Who needs Bombarda maxima for an entrance, when this Umbridge can smash anything. 😂

  • @PrincessRussianRobot
    @PrincessRussianRobot 8 лет назад +30

    A dur dur dur dur dur dur

  • @puppylovebug03
    @puppylovebug03 9 лет назад +21

    "I AM WOMAN!" Lol I died xD

  • @jenprochatful
    @jenprochatful 8 лет назад +37

    Yea I had a crazy girlfriend like this, though not nearly as hot as Joe Walker

    • @EliiZza11
      @EliiZza11 7 лет назад +10

      jenprochatful nobody's as hot as Joe Walker

  • @meg136
    @meg136 4 года назад +4

    This laughter should be the laughter of all existing and yet to come sitcoms.

  • @OneMoreGirl3
    @OneMoreGirl3 12 лет назад +7

    Dumbledore: "I was only hitting on you because I thought you were a sexy man!"
    The funny thing is, that Umbridge IS a sexy man... :D

  • @sizzlinteapot3571
    @sizzlinteapot3571 6 лет назад +4

    "THAT'S BULLSHIT YOU CAN'T DISAPPARATE INSIDE OF HOGWARTS, RIGHT?!"
    "RIGHT!"

  • @thatonestarkidfan3918
    @thatonestarkidfan3918 4 года назад +6

    *’Why you bein so meandameeee?’*
    I send that clip to anyone who mildly offends me.

  • @Twilightlover46
    @Twilightlover46 12 лет назад +2

    Snape: "NOW YOU BRING ME INTO THIS???!!" OMG i love him!!! XD

  • @tawnyacoffin2796
    @tawnyacoffin2796 9 лет назад +20

    Team Jacob! This Umbridge rules. If you don't like her your not my friend no more.😅😂