I like how Timmy threatens to kill his mom on a regular basis and says the most ridiculous shit you can imagine but the only thing about him that disappoints me is that he still hangs out with Whitney Cummings
my first time watching Tim Dillon's podcast i wasn't the biggest fan of most of it. From Ben, to the ads, to tim just seeming coked up and shouty. But now that is exactly why i can't wait for new episodes. The amount of shouting is perfect, Ben is beautiful, and the ads make me smile. Thank you joe rogan introducing me to a far funnier podcast. JRE has just turned into a gateway of finding actual interesting/funny people, with the occasional Ted Nugent sprinkled in.
If George Carlin lived just a few Years longer he could have had his own podcast imagine that! Tim Dillons Podcast is what I imagine age his would have been like. Perfection!
Its usually the case... its weird watching my fave podcast people doing stand up. I think it's cos on podcasts it feels so natural and raw so when I watch them perform, it feels fake
I just came from that clip. That crowd was dryer than those cities that got hit by the wildfires on the west coast... Any other crowd, you would have been killing it!
Please someone give Tim Dillon a 100 million dollars. To let him loose on the whole planet. I would love to see/hear what he has to say about everything and everyone. With absolutely no financial worry. PUT A HUNDRED MILLION IN HIS ACCOUNT AND FOUR NAVEY SEAL BODY GUARDS AROUND HIM!!! AND HIT RECORD!!!
Max Gutkovski Comedians have enough problems with cancel culture, dumbass network executives, and covid fucking up stand up. They don't need to go all in shitting on each other, which btw is the ultimate clout chasing move that nobody respects.
hey arnold, angry beavers, catdog, wild thornberrys , rugrats, rocketpower, ahhh real monsters, nick at night with i love lucy, wonderyears, lavern and shirley, happy days, jeffersons, marry tyler more show all that was my childhood jam ... im missing some of the oldies i think in that list
I watched the show. It was great. Three women laughed, I'm sure all three were Whitney Cummings, I thought "oh, therres whitney" and then there was Whitney again in a red hippy wig. It was weird. But Tim was the huffing condascending beautiful cheesecake we love and gave them a diaphanous low-mass roasting, them tittering with said tits and not noticing. A hair's breadth away from totally bombing, it was a minor oil-spill of a gig.
Tim was asking the crowd if they even knew anybody who got covid and the woman who he was talking to in the audience was hila klein from h3h3 and teddy fresh. I don’t think tim recognized her cause she was wearing a mask. It was a tough crowd but tim got a few laughs.
I think they are better honestly cause Diaz rants come across like the rantings of a maniac (blue cheese really) while Tim's rants are that perfect mix of cold distance and rage. In the next 10 years he honestly could rank with Colin Quinn and George Carlin in terms of a comedic mind.
Boy, that Ke$ha song was everywhere. I remember my niece loving that song so i bought a her a dancing dog plush at the Walmart. The dog would flap its ears as it sang Tik-Tok.
I honestly don't think so, i feel like all of Chris's comedian "friends" just saw a door open for them when these allegations came out and they saw the friendship door slam shut due to their fear of public controversy. They didn't even talk to him before laying down their judgment in front of millions of people. I love Tim but I just wish he'd dig a little deeper into the allegations and make a statement that isn't a joke, it feels like no one is willing to acknowledge that Chis 1. didn't mean to talk to underage girls and 2. this was 10 years ago and Chris now has a family. 2020 is a year where people are no longer allowed to change in the eyes of society and it's depressing.
"The Instagram influencers don't eat. They take a picture with an avocado once a month and that is all the protein they need."
I am surprised Tim even knows avocados by name.
no name he’s gay. Don’t play him sweetheart
No they don't eat avocados, they get their protein blowing the Paul brothers
"'This is butter from a cactus' pussy!' and I'm like, 'How about a cow? How about a cow's butter?"
“They’re not doing a lot of adult literacy programs from my understanding...” 😂😂
Tim’s stream of consciousness and his producer’s quiet giggle make this show unlike any other on this fuckin’ planet
"Everybody's smoking cigarettes including the dog"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂shit killed me
THE DOG
the inflection so funny
"My parents survived 9/11."
Best rant ever🤣
You know Tim is in the midst of a legendary rant when he brings out the "yes or yes" 🤣
Tim is the voice of America.
if only
Check Doug Stanhope
For better or worse
“Where are the adults? Where’s Candace Owens??!” 😂😂
“Give me the exhumed corpse of William F Buckley “ might be the funniest spontaneous line I’ve ever heard
My favorite shit is when Tim knows he's on a roll, he'll quickly glance over at Ben laughing. It's like he feeds off of bens laughter
Olivia Munn, Amanda Cerny, Miranda Cosgrove. It's a who's who of who cares.
Olivia Munn is Fine as hell though.
@@alexl.4362 back in the day when she was on G4.
@@vperkv6554 still overshadowed by Sarah underwood
@@alexl.4362 She is beautiful. Apparently she is dating some dude called Alex Lopresti but she secretly hates him.
@@murphymagic that's right Paul.
Whitney is like Chelsea Handler. Two Faced and hates influencers yet wants to be friends with them.
I like how Timmy threatens to kill his mom on a regular basis and says the most ridiculous shit you can imagine but the only thing about him that disappoints me is that he still hangs out with Whitney Cummings
Timmy D is everything - and Ben’s laugh makes me laugh more.
He's the perfect sidekick. Perfect.
my first time watching Tim Dillon's podcast i wasn't the biggest fan of most of it. From Ben, to the ads, to tim just seeming coked up and shouty.
But now that is exactly why i can't wait for new episodes. The amount of shouting is perfect, Ben is beautiful, and the ads make me smile. Thank you joe rogan introducing me to a far funnier podcast. JRE has just turned into a gateway of finding actual interesting/funny people, with the occasional Ted Nugent sprinkled in.
I adore his laugh.
Tim I was unsubscribed without doing it myself. The machine is onto you.
this is the clip page , not his
Nope. you have fat fingers and an absent mind...
^ ccp bot
What's a Kesha???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tim Dillon makes me laugh out loud 🤣
My life is literally the family outside of philly with everyone smoking cigs in the car...
Dam including the dog
🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Do you think this is ripe??" 🍑🍑🍑🍑
it's even funnier bc i can easily picture Tim actually doing that 😂
LMAO pete davidson does get way more opportunities & work than he should, though
I'm not mad at Pete Davidson but I am mad that his mother didn't smother him at Birth
His dad died in 9-11 or some shit
@@The1913BoysFromJekyllIsland shit happens
Stop it 👁 👄 👁
@@The1913BoysFromJekyllIsland his dad was a fire fighter on 9-11
How do these videos not get 20 million views?
probably gotta wait a couple years
The brutal honesty and the vessel that delivers it. Tends to rub the weak. The wrong way
If George Carlin lived just a few Years longer he could have had his own podcast imagine that! Tim Dillons Podcast is what I imagine age his would have been like. Perfection!
Just ahead of his time!
George was a preachy lefty woke sjw hack, doubt Tim would give a shit about em.
@@CelticAngloPress2nd imagine calling George Carlin, one of the greatest comics that taught the audience while laughing about it, a hack lol
Carlin was genius but he meticulously wrote every word. He didn't riff like Tim. His podcast would've been smart but not nearly as funny as this
@@Abitflippant I can agree with that.
Slighted because my parents survived 9-11 holy crap that is funny.
I sat for about five minutes struggling to breath from laughing
I made a lovely kesha the other day with chicken and pie crust.
Sounds delicious yet sticky
i made a lovely kesha too... mine was expedited by my morning coffee. everybody keshas...
“Is hoes the right name?”
It is Timmy, it really is
Tim Dillon is the best thing to happen to comedy.
“Where are the adults??”😂
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. I didn’t have cable either and watched Melrose place too.
That's right Rose
Omg the Kesha rant is hysterical! Yes or yes!. I too did not have cable and watched melrose as a baby.
5:07 “TikTok that’s your heart ladies”
"im not a pedophile, who the hell is this?" lmao
I believe Kesha is a breakfast cereal.
I believe you’re thinking of Kellogg’s, which are much more popular among younger demographics!
It's Ke$ha, and she's lit. Boomer
Me Smith Kashi, sorry
Ricky I know what none of those words mean
@@johnspringer8196 nether do I, I just repeat what the youngsters say but with less confidence
I don't know how Ben does it. I'd have a heart attack laughing, within a week, sitting next to Tim.
Whats a Kesha? Your killing me. I think its a city in Wisconsin.....WA-Kesha
As a straight white male, I just have to say that I will gladly service Tim in any way that he desires
I find his podcasts much funnier than his stand up
Its usually the case... its weird watching my fave podcast people doing stand up. I think it's cos on podcasts it feels so natural and raw so when I watch them perform, it feels fake
@@tomparkin7325 perfect way to describe it, Tim just riffs and his madness flows so smoothly on a podcast, on stage tim is a little too controlled
Especially some of his random tangents on rogan
I find Bill Burr to be the same too.
"where is Candace Owens!"
lmao
"THAT IS WHAT YOU'VE INSPIRED KESHA, YES OR YES?!" 🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
The funniest 12 minutes of Tim Dillon's Podcast!
Omg Tim is reading me to filth!! I live outside of Philly aka slighted people on the way to the show without the cigarettes 🚬 Haha so good!! 👍
Instagram .... Is the correct term hos??? YES!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Hey, I'm---"
"--DO YOU THINK THIS IS RIPE?!"
**WHAM, WHAM, WHAM**
I just came from that clip. That crowd was dryer than those cities that got hit by the wildfires on the west coast... Any other crowd, you would have been killing it!
the last thing I saw THAT close to bombing was Bock's Car...
Please someone give Tim Dillon a 100 million dollars. To let him loose on the whole planet. I would love to see/hear what he has to say about everything and everyone. With absolutely no financial worry. PUT A HUNDRED MILLION IN HIS ACCOUNT AND FOUR NAVEY SEAL BODY GUARDS AROUND HIM!!! AND HIT RECORD!!!
Tim channels some good Alex Jones vibes when he's mid rant lol
"They want to get kidnapped, these women."
talk about jungian shadow work.
Pete "My dad died in 911" Davidson.
Nobody:
Judd Apatow: let's make a movie to help you deal with it
Tim is a rare gem like Farley, Beluschi, Artie (but not all stories are Jersey) and Ronnie B. Stay alive my Hope diamond
How is Tim friends with Whitney though she seems like a nightmare 🤔
@yoyoyouuuu1 😂😂😂
yoyoyouuuu1 this is the right answer. You win the Internet for 24 hours
it's very beneficial to be her friend
Tim is a practical man. I like Whitney but only in small doses.
Max Gutkovski Comedians have enough problems with cancel culture, dumbass network executives, and covid fucking up stand up. They don't need to go all in shitting on each other, which btw is the ultimate clout chasing move that nobody respects.
hey arnold, angry beavers, catdog, wild thornberrys , rugrats, rocketpower, ahhh real monsters, nick at night with i love lucy, wonderyears, lavern and shirley, happy days, jeffersons, marry tyler more show all that was my childhood jam ... im missing some of the oldies i think in that list
Hahaha coming to you from a working class family outside of Philly
Adult literacy programs are normally very supported by the "Instagram Influences". #BodyOilClub
I watched the show. It was great. Three women laughed, I'm sure all three were Whitney Cummings, I thought "oh, therres whitney" and then there was Whitney again in a red hippy wig. It was weird. But Tim was the huffing condascending beautiful cheesecake we love and gave them a diaphanous low-mass roasting, them tittering with said tits and not noticing. A hair's breadth away from totally bombing, it was a minor oil-spill of a gig.
The best thing on Nickelodeon was Double Dare.
I had the double dare board game. Not as good as the show.
nah, GUTS
*fun fact* a kid with brittle bone disease tried to compete on that show and it ended how you'd imagine and the show was canned lol
Legends of the Hidden Temple? 🤷🏾
The best thing was Cartoon Network. Dragon Ball Z.
Tim was asking the crowd if they even knew anybody who got covid and the woman who he was talking to in the audience was hila klein from h3h3 and teddy fresh. I don’t think tim recognized her cause she was wearing a mask. It was a tough crowd but tim got a few laughs.
when he said that he feels sleighted becasue his parents survived 9/11... reminded me of that Jeselnik joke about his mom. Weird...
Bro Tim's rants are truly top notch.. hes got Joey Diaz level rants.
I think they are better honestly cause Diaz rants come across like the rantings of a maniac (blue cheese really) while Tim's rants are that perfect mix of cold distance and rage. In the next 10 years he honestly could rank with Colin Quinn and George Carlin in terms of a comedic mind.
@@NA86737 well put sir. Thanks for the reply.
Tim i am dying laughing at this, you're on a roll lol
Cant hate on icarly theyre the OG podcasters
“We’re making the memories!”
Ben looks like Ron Livingston (the main guy from Office Space).
Oh you mean that guy from Band of Brothers?
No
I could listen to Tim say Nickelodeon on a loop
That Melrose Place moment was gold. 6:51
Wow just tuning in and I love it your like a calm Alex Jones
Freckled Irish beast women?! Lmao!
SUFFOLK COUNTY BABY!!!!!!!!! love you
Same!!! Strong Island representin’! Timmy D is like someone I would have done bumps with on the bar of a Chili’s 10 years ago!
TIM IS THE BEST!! YES OR YES!
as much as i love tim, i wouldn't consistently watch these episodes if ben was not on. that laugh makes me feel so calm
ive tried the episodes where its someone else instead of ben, i cant do it
@@jungshin87 he’s hilarious with Rogan and Lex
YES OR YES
Im fucking crying.
To Kesha Predator
Shakshukaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It was hilarious, that crowd was just a bunch of stuck up losers🤣
7:57 my cat started meowing when he heard this.
How about cow???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Boy, that Ke$ha song was everywhere. I remember my niece loving that song so i bought a her a dancing dog plush at the Walmart. The dog would flap its ears as it sang Tik-Tok.
Sooooo funnyyyyy
“We’re making memories!! Someone kidnap me!!’
Starting to seriously love you tim but I think im dead inside
barely 4 minutes in and im already crying
😂
Best comic since Chris Farley. Hands down funniest shit ever
"... where EVERYBODY's Smoking cigarettes -- Including The DOG" LOL :D
""... She's Probably Parked on an Off Ramp, somewhere" LOL :D
Doug and Daria were the shit!
I live for Ben’s laugh
Love how Tim pretends to not know any of these people
The Kesha bit was worth 4 mins to get to... for sure
This guy is the best comedian out at the moment
Whitney is funnier on her podcast than she is doing stand up in my opinion.
whitney seems exhausting to be around
Pure greatness
Omg I knew you were my people, the suburban family from outside Philly is me and my parents 💯
Beastwomen is my new favorite word
8:10 his impression of Instagram women’s voices reminds me of when that little red guy gets the scream sucked out of him in monsters Inc
Ben dying is always my favourite part!
Is this the name dropper podcast?
We ever going to talk about when she stabbed Chris in the back?
I honestly don't think so, i feel like all of Chris's comedian "friends" just saw a door open for them when these allegations came out and they saw the friendship door slam shut due to their fear of public controversy. They didn't even talk to him before laying down their judgment in front of millions of people.
I love Tim but I just wish he'd dig a little deeper into the allegations and make a statement that isn't a joke, it feels like no one is willing to acknowledge that Chis 1. didn't mean to talk to underage girls and 2. this was 10 years ago and Chris now has a family.
2020 is a year where people are no longer allowed to change in the eyes of society and it's depressing.
Kesha really does sound like an alarm clock 😂😂
I went to a SUNY school...so true about Kesha! Hahaha!
"SUNY New Paltz"
Did Norm Macdonald's spirt stop being so correct and then enter Tim Dillions body in 2022 and start popping off?
this guy is the next carlin,genius!!
Omg Olivia munn... gadget
pron!!! Attack of the show... yeah she’s fucking allllllll that!
Darian was MTV. DOUG, PETE & PETE ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK. I LOVE YA TIM BUT NICKELODEON WAS THE SHIT