Artie Lange: We All Lie To Women | CONAN on TBS
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- Artie admits to pulling a few fast ones on women just so he can get lucky.
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Artie Lange: We All Lie To Women | CONAN on TBS
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He looks like an old Italian woman.
heroin kills testosterone
He looks like he ages a year every week.
The guy works night clubs. Doubt he gets the sleep he needs. He's been around a while, too.
He looks like he died a few weeks back.
Hellswamp Cartel looks like he ages a week every year.
He's a good example of staying away from excessive drugs, alcohol, partying, and on top of that...eat crappy and don't workout at ALL.
heroin's a hell of a drug
"They put two and two together..." "And came up with FIVE"
I don't believe Artie could pass as Andy Richter. He isn't even Swedish-German.
but he is an old chunk of coal.
by god
Jarin Udom best youtube comment ever
And he was with a broad. We all know Andy Richter goes for old prospectors.
No, no, good god! He don’t go for that funny business neither!
I think he literally just rolled out of bed.
dressing not-so-chic is common among male comedians. it says "I'm the common man"
teamworkformyfrainds Adam? Is that you?
Speaking as a fat guy, there's a point where working on your hair isn't an issue. Also, I think that's part of his character. As for clothes, we don't know anything about fashion. If our colors are coordinated, it's a mistake.
Oh my god Tina, you again
Tina Ho
tina ho, funny how we meet again in the comment section.
"they put 2 and 2 together...."
"...and ended up with 5."
Andy Richter spitting absolute fire. Quick wit is an understatement.
It's funny, casual viewers are looking at this video and commenting 'that guy looks bad/ill/horrible'. Whereas us Artie fans who've followed Artie for a long time are thinking 'man, Artie looks great lately! Much better than a few years ago!'
He looks worse.. he’s all drugged out here
He's one substance hit from turning into Don Vito.
LOCO Fiesta LMAO
Veil scalopini
Yoooooooooo!! Lol
Wow exactly....You hit a grand slam with this take !!!
i love when actual comedians come out on the show, it's just three great guys being themselves and i love it.
2:41 Andy's retort after this intro is just amazing XD
2 and 2 together... and came up with 5. Man, that was quick.
Chris Ducat 2:52
Does anybody not see why Conan is the best late night show based on this clip? Transparent and accommodating genius
damn Artie looks 70 and he is on his 40´s...
Drugs will do that.
松本秀人 more like hamburgers
Booze, drugs and junk food...
I thought he was dead ...
joeracer302 he does look dead though
i dont get the hate, this was the most genuine clip for a long time, you can tell that when pals get together its not interview, theyre just talking. and thats true for most of the comedian guests actually.
Hokycow! It's the inspiration for the drunk uncle character on SNL!
Is it just me or does it seem a lot like drunk uncle from SNL is a guest on Conan in this clip?
Ladies, listen, trust me when I tell you I have never told a lie. I would never do that to you baby, you can trust me.
that was your first lie
5 years later, and I promise you this man is honest and earnest. We could all learn a thing or two from him. Women won't be disappointed if they decide to message him and enjoy the conversation.
He's like the living embodiment of Drunk Uncle. First time seeing this guy, not sure which came first, will Google it later but as of now I adore both
Great to see Artie out there doing his thing. He's been through a whole hell of alot.
He reminds me of the drunk guy from SNL's weekly update
that's exactly what I thought lol
ReconFlowJoe Hahaa...I thought that too. Dead-ringer. He's either drunk or high here.
Conan and Andy love Artie because they’re genuine and so is he.
I love his laugh. Sounds like a dinosaur.
Damn, people are being mean. Why judge on appearance?
Because Artie judges everyone for everything!
It's not just on appearance. Artie is shot. Has been for a long time. I'll bet he's dead by 50. Sad.
Because everything he says is really and true.
Merely and observation.
cus he had it all going for himself but chose to be a fat fuck instead, its the reason im disappointed in him. Fuck artie,.. get lipo, then get off the bullshit, be artie again. He could afford lipo, the fucker is very rich.
He could have said that he was Rocky Richter, the angry twin brother of Andy Richter.
Andy is smarter, classier, and sexier than this creepster.
I don't have a clue who he is, but he's awesome :D
used to be on howard stern. has a podcast at artiequitter.com
RUclips him on HOWARD STERN!! He is pure comedy!!!
he was in Dirty Work with Norm MacDonald
He played Jabba in Star Wars.
had a movie called beer league, great stuff. He's done stand up, he also wrote a book (i actually read it) called too fat to fish.
Artie: They put 2 and 2 together...
Andy: They came up with 5...
LOL
This is so funny...this was a great clip!
God damn Andy makes this show so much better :'D
3:45 Andy Richter for the win! Love this guy!
He is the perfect advocate to scare you’re children into not doing heroin!
Say what you want but he is hilarious
He’s so loaded !! With the exception of his nose Artie looks great today! God bless him ♥️
All laughs a side, that chick must have quite a stomach.
Artie looking like the Penguin from Batman
andy has some great one liners and conan loves them
I love Artie... Be kind to him. If he goes early a lot of good people are gonna miss him.
LOL Artie's laugh at 2:56
its sad that the people in the comments (conan fans) judge him without ever knowing how great he was and how much of a contribution he was on the biggest radio show of all time for 10 years
+g0atBallz420 He also lives with a level of guilt that most people can't imagine over the death of his dad.
+g0atBallz420 artie is such a good dude, he may be too oldschool and non-pc for some but noone can tell me he's not super funny.
I'm a Conan-fan but I still adore Artie, he's a comedic genius!
Glenn Gabberty I'd respect him more if he didn't slate Howard at every opportunity. It's pathetic.
that's only what hes been doing recently, and everything he says about howard is accurate.
Love this dude ! Artie is no poser, that's fore sure.
Always respected his love me, or hate me, i'm not changing who I am attitude !
Why didn't the audience go bonanza when Andy said: "Honestly, I'm just happy SOMEONE's getting laid being Andy Richter..." ???
I laughed my ass off!
thts briliant, Andy got a friend to cover up his mistakes."And she will never know" wink wink
Andy's so chill. he's such a nice guy
You know him?
He's like the real-life drunk uncle.
So, everyone is shitting on Artie. I think he looks as healthy and happy as he's looked in years. He'd had a really hard time of it (yes, self inflicted, much of it), so give the guy a break, okay? He's a good guy and a talented one at that.
Say what you will, Artie is funny. Period
that's how artie lives .."it's understandable if I do something but by god if someone does it good god! " he used to pull shit on sal and them all the time
At the end of the interview, Conan whispered "We're gonna need you to not stick around when Victoria Justice comes out..."
I love Victoria justice..... She looks like s good time.
Boy, Artie's really holding up well *EYE ROLL*
He's been the drunk uncle since he was 13😂😂
guys lie to women, bah. I'm a guy and I lie to everyone!
and women are part of everyone. so yeah.
INDEED!
@@killertakoz8D nice way to ruin it, meg
guys never lie to women, you're wrong
The guy might have issues. He still seems like a good hearted guy.
don't think his heart is so good with the kind of diet he's on sadly
elitestar You know what I meant.
I was so laughing last night when I watched this.
Say what u want about Artie, he is such a funny man and good guest on stuff like this.
"have u ever made out with a chick with beard" artie is hilarious
Holy crap, Drunk Uncle really does look and sound like Artie. With a side of Don Vito.
One of the best comedians of all time
next time my wife catches me ill just say "no it was artie lange"
He looks EXACTLY like "Drunk Uncle" From SNL
Man he's hilarious
really? He's just gross, mean and depressing to me. He's completely unlikable.
I wish Howard would have someone like him as co-host
@kill mnoj Howard Hawks
Good old Artie.
MAD TV was his best IMO.
fucking Dennis ??
He's the real life drunk uncle from SNL
he's the inspiration for Drunk Uncle
They put two and two together.....and gave with five! Hahahaha Andy is always on fire. That man's one liners are impeccable!
every time I see Artie Lange I think "Oh wow... he's not dead yet. Good for him."
He looks like he should be Drunk Uncle on SNL or Drunk Uncles Drunker Uncle he's perfect for it haha
omg this is real life Drunk Uncle from SNL
I wonder if Artie was inspiration for Bobby's drunk uncle on SNL?
Everyone has one rogue uncle like Artie Lange. (and if they don't, they certainly should have) LOL
Artie Lange videos are the only Team Coco videos I dislike. I still remember years ago when he was on Late Night and he first told this story about pretending to be Andy. Except at the time, he said the girl passed out and the only reason he didn't sleep with her is because he didn't want Andy to get accused of rape. Part of me can't believe Conan still has this guy on his show.
Is this the character Bobby Moynihan plays on SNL under the name "Drunk uncle"?
Air Force Ones?... Well done, good sir!
He looks like Drunk Uncle from SNL
he is the real life drunk uncle
Heroin really fucked this guy's life up.
Yup.
It tends to do that
"Want some crack with that?"
Artie: 'Sticks his face in it'
Alternate title of clip:
Andy Slays Yet Again
Glad he's still alive
As much as I love Artie Lang, he looks like a bad make-up job by a mortician. You know, the ones that seem to still have a grey hue no matter how much is put on.
Artie is a genius! Such a funny guy!
Conan no-selling Arties kiss on the Selena Gomez joke was hilarious. lol
"Grahbaguhb rargugha lie tah women" -Artie Lange 2015
0:43 that "WOO" sounded so similar the fake crowd reaction on the Eric Andre show, anyone with me on this one?
If this guy keeps knock knock knocking on Heaven's Door, eventually, someone's going to open the door and let him in or at least point him in the direction of the downstairs door.
I swear I thought this was the drunk uncle guy from SNL
Artie Lange looks like he's slowly melting into Jabba the Hutt.
not even gonna lie, this clip just reminded me of SNL's Bobby Moynihan's "Drunk Uncle" almost to the T Artie fits the bill. yes! lol
It's nice to bring him coffee, but, I think he asked for Solo and the Wookie.
100% of people chastising Artie have skeletons in their closet. Difference is he doesn't give a shit and will air them out.
The crypt keeper got heavy
he's clearly high here and it's sad to see
Andy, quick as lightning
Came up as 5. That's really good
Press 1:06 over and over
Lol
Whinny.
He has the voice of a 97 year old man lol
wealthy wealthy man who dresses like a bum. Very smart man really and he speaks his mind , many are affraid to do this. Yes his drug problems may have gotten the best of him but everyone gets kicked in the fuckin dirt one way or another, life isnt soo glamorous.
Was conan getting a bit annoyed/uncomfortable there? Looked like it.
I thought so too
OMG YES Right at 1:07
Conan is always like that with Artie. But he has had him on his show for years so they must be pals. I think it's more so Conan has a script and time to follow and Artie just improvises.
if you hear it conan says 'we've gotta go' - they were just running out of time
yeah cause hes trying to get Artie to be atleast FUNNY and hes not even being funny at all in this appearance. ;(
I feel so sorry for any woman that has had relations with that man.
MAD TV Season 1.
What happened? They killed MadTv, but you can't kill Artie fucking Lange!
Lange for life!
looks like andy has a get out of jail free card hahaha
people talking all this shit about artie must understand, he is a dear friend to conan and andy. they go way back - artie is living a healthier lifestyle now, im sure conan delights in having him on, seeing his old pal not suicidal and depressed, but sharing a laugh instead
Drunk Uncle in real life.
artie lange it's the whiskey talking is one of the funniest stand up sets of all time