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  • Artie admits to pulling a few fast ones on women just so he can get lucky.
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Комментарии • 862

  • @AstonishingSodApe
    @AstonishingSodApe 7 лет назад +385

    He looks like an old Italian woman.

  • @TMMx
    @TMMx 9 лет назад +884

    He looks like he ages a year every week.

    • @525Lines
      @525Lines 9 лет назад +15

      The guy works night clubs. Doubt he gets the sleep he needs. He's been around a while, too.

    • @hellswampcartel3372
      @hellswampcartel3372 9 лет назад +64

      He looks like he died a few weeks back.

    • @turtle2k595
      @turtle2k595 9 лет назад +3

      Hellswamp Cartel looks like he ages a week every year.

    • @roof1975
      @roof1975 9 лет назад +24

      He's a good example of staying away from excessive drugs, alcohol, partying, and on top of that...eat crappy and don't workout at ALL.

    • @KatotownUSA
      @KatotownUSA 9 лет назад +17

      heroin's a hell of a drug

  • @alexnewman5338
    @alexnewman5338 6 лет назад +114

    "They put two and two together..." "And came up with FIVE"

  • @JarinUdom
    @JarinUdom 9 лет назад +234

    I don't believe Artie could pass as Andy Richter. He isn't even Swedish-German.

    • @robcramer7477
      @robcramer7477 9 лет назад +32

      but he is an old chunk of coal.

    • @L00FSLAW
      @L00FSLAW 7 лет назад +13

      by god

    • @julesyyz
      @julesyyz 7 лет назад +1

      Jarin Udom best youtube comment ever

    • @kylewhitehead1684
      @kylewhitehead1684 7 лет назад +7

      And he was with a broad. We all know Andy Richter goes for old prospectors.

    • @ListenToBigFace
      @ListenToBigFace 6 лет назад +8

      No, no, good god! He don’t go for that funny business neither!

  • @Meta_was_my_idea
    @Meta_was_my_idea 9 лет назад +354

    I think he literally just rolled out of bed.

    • @teamworkformyfrainds
      @teamworkformyfrainds 9 лет назад +13

      dressing not-so-chic is common among male comedians. it says "I'm the common man"

    • @Meta_was_my_idea
      @Meta_was_my_idea 9 лет назад +4

      teamworkformyfrainds Adam? Is that you?

    • @525Lines
      @525Lines 9 лет назад +2

      Speaking as a fat guy, there's a point where working on your hair isn't an issue. Also, I think that's part of his character. As for clothes, we don't know anything about fashion. If our colors are coordinated, it's a mistake.

    • @Ndcontreras
      @Ndcontreras 9 лет назад

      Oh my god Tina, you again

    • @grunntalll
      @grunntalll 9 лет назад

      Tina Ho
      tina ho, funny how we meet again in the comment section.

  • @slardybartfast8377
    @slardybartfast8377 3 года назад +38

    "they put 2 and 2 together...."
    "...and ended up with 5."
    Andy Richter spitting absolute fire. Quick wit is an understatement.

  • @Gibson42a
    @Gibson42a 9 лет назад +47

    It's funny, casual viewers are looking at this video and commenting 'that guy looks bad/ill/horrible'. Whereas us Artie fans who've followed Artie for a long time are thinking 'man, Artie looks great lately! Much better than a few years ago!'

    • @nuncotics791
      @nuncotics791 4 месяца назад +1

      He looks worse.. he’s all drugged out here

  • @PearsAreOkay
    @PearsAreOkay 7 лет назад +91

    He's one substance hit from turning into Don Vito.

  • @arealbigboss
    @arealbigboss 9 лет назад +42

    i love when actual comedians come out on the show, it's just three great guys being themselves and i love it.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 4 года назад +24

    2:41 Andy's retort after this intro is just amazing XD

    • @Lamtitude
      @Lamtitude 4 года назад +1

      2 and 2 together... and came up with 5. Man, that was quick.

    • @jumpinjojo
      @jumpinjojo 4 года назад +1

      Chris Ducat 2:52

  • @Shmeck002
    @Shmeck002 2 года назад +10

    Does anybody not see why Conan is the best late night show based on this clip? Transparent and accommodating genius

  • @DeFiLeRs
    @DeFiLeRs 9 лет назад +249

    damn Artie looks 70 and he is on his 40´s...

    • @honeyblade5243
      @honeyblade5243 9 лет назад +23

      Drugs will do that.

    • @apakalias
      @apakalias 9 лет назад +15

      松本秀人 more like hamburgers

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 9 лет назад +14

      Booze, drugs and junk food...

    • @joeracer302
      @joeracer302 9 лет назад +1

      I thought he was dead ...

    • @kemita
      @kemita 9 лет назад +1

      joeracer302 he does look dead though

  • @onraj9mm
    @onraj9mm 9 лет назад +11

    i dont get the hate, this was the most genuine clip for a long time, you can tell that when pals get together its not interview, theyre just talking. and thats true for most of the comedian guests actually.

  • @meloche1syndrome
    @meloche1syndrome 9 лет назад +16

    Hokycow! It's the inspiration for the drunk uncle character on SNL!

  • @mawe86ify
    @mawe86ify 9 лет назад +19

    Is it just me or does it seem a lot like drunk uncle from SNL is a guest on Conan in this clip?

  • @andyconda7574
    @andyconda7574 9 лет назад +26

    Ladies, listen, trust me when I tell you I have never told a lie. I would never do that to you baby, you can trust me.

    • @onlydavidwould4356
      @onlydavidwould4356 9 лет назад +10

      that was your first lie

    • @justanotherhuman6532
      @justanotherhuman6532 3 года назад

      5 years later, and I promise you this man is honest and earnest. We could all learn a thing or two from him. Women won't be disappointed if they decide to message him and enjoy the conversation.

  • @JulietRoseCapulet777
    @JulietRoseCapulet777 9 лет назад +6

    He's like the living embodiment of Drunk Uncle. First time seeing this guy, not sure which came first, will Google it later but as of now I adore both

  • @andyconda7574
    @andyconda7574 9 лет назад +8

    Great to see Artie out there doing his thing. He's been through a whole hell of alot.

  • @ReconFlowJoe
    @ReconFlowJoe 9 лет назад +29

    He reminds me of the drunk guy from SNL's weekly update

    • @ibraheem896
      @ibraheem896 9 лет назад +1

      that's exactly what I thought lol

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 9 лет назад +1

      ReconFlowJoe Hahaa...I thought that too. Dead-ringer. He's either drunk or high here.

  • @SheldonBeldon
    @SheldonBeldon 3 года назад +4

    Conan and Andy love Artie because they’re genuine and so is he.

  • @alec6583
    @alec6583 9 лет назад +48

    I love his laugh. Sounds like a dinosaur.

  • @brendanbrady1000
    @brendanbrady1000 9 лет назад +160

    Damn, people are being mean. Why judge on appearance?

    • @TiberiusStorm
      @TiberiusStorm 9 лет назад +25

      Because Artie judges everyone for everything!

    • @Tommyr
      @Tommyr 9 лет назад +8

      It's not just on appearance. Artie is shot. Has been for a long time. I'll bet he's dead by 50. Sad.

    • @IceColdProfessional
      @IceColdProfessional 9 лет назад

      Because everything he says is really and true.

    • @yusukeurameshi6490
      @yusukeurameshi6490 9 лет назад +1

      Merely and observation.

    • @deceiver123m
      @deceiver123m 9 лет назад +1

      cus he had it all going for himself but chose to be a fat fuck instead, its the reason im disappointed in him. Fuck artie,.. get lipo, then get off the bullshit, be artie again. He could afford lipo, the fucker is very rich.

  • @dimitreze
    @dimitreze 9 лет назад +2

    He could have said that he was Rocky Richter, the angry twin brother of Andy Richter.

    • @Nectarisa
      @Nectarisa 9 лет назад +2

      Andy is smarter, classier, and sexier than this creepster.

  • @siemensohm
    @siemensohm 9 лет назад +128

    I don't have a clue who he is, but he's awesome :D

    • @nunogloop
      @nunogloop 9 лет назад +8

      used to be on howard stern. has a podcast at artiequitter.com

    • @chadmuskaa2806
      @chadmuskaa2806 9 лет назад +3

      RUclips him on HOWARD STERN!! He is pure comedy!!!

    • @KatotownUSA
      @KatotownUSA 9 лет назад +5

      he was in Dirty Work with Norm MacDonald

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo 9 лет назад +25

      He played Jabba in Star Wars.

    • @43rgwerg
      @43rgwerg 9 лет назад +1

      had a movie called beer league, great stuff. He's done stand up, he also wrote a book (i actually read it) called too fat to fish.

  • @arthurjackson6395
    @arthurjackson6395 7 лет назад +7

    Artie: They put 2 and 2 together...
    Andy: They came up with 5...
    LOL
    This is so funny...this was a great clip!

  • @jesseholywood1161
    @jesseholywood1161 9 лет назад +8

    God damn Andy makes this show so much better :'D

  • @ravager48
    @ravager48 9 лет назад +3

    3:45 Andy Richter for the win! Love this guy!

  • @miralabualjadail4206
    @miralabualjadail4206 4 года назад +6

    He is the perfect advocate to scare you’re children into not doing heroin!

  • @theresistance45
    @theresistance45 7 лет назад +12

    Say what you want but he is hilarious

  • @ribbs13
    @ribbs13 3 года назад +2

    He’s so loaded !! With the exception of his nose Artie looks great today! God bless him ♥️

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 8 лет назад +15

    All laughs a side, that chick must have quite a stomach.

  • @JNelsonArt
    @JNelsonArt 4 года назад +1

    Artie looking like the Penguin from Batman

  • @semperxian
    @semperxian 9 лет назад +2

    andy has some great one liners and conan loves them

  • @umbroog7342
    @umbroog7342 9 лет назад +3

    I love Artie... Be kind to him. If he goes early a lot of good people are gonna miss him.

  • @JesseStingl
    @JesseStingl 9 лет назад +1

    LOL Artie's laugh at 2:56

  • @glennyeah
    @glennyeah 9 лет назад +58

    its sad that the people in the comments (conan fans) judge him without ever knowing how great he was and how much of a contribution he was on the biggest radio show of all time for 10 years

    • @MyEnemy
      @MyEnemy 8 лет назад +1

      +g0atBallz420 He also lives with a level of guilt that most people can't imagine over the death of his dad.

    • @lynchaxxonn
      @lynchaxxonn 8 лет назад +1

      +g0atBallz420 artie is such a good dude, he may be too oldschool and non-pc for some but noone can tell me he's not super funny.

    • @ulmo5536
      @ulmo5536 8 лет назад +1

      I'm a Conan-fan but I still adore Artie, he's a comedic genius!

    • @heyo3092
      @heyo3092 7 лет назад

      Glenn Gabberty I'd respect him more if he didn't slate Howard at every opportunity. It's pathetic.

    • @glennyeah
      @glennyeah 7 лет назад +1

      that's only what hes been doing recently, and everything he says about howard is accurate.

  • @9465anders
    @9465anders 9 лет назад +1

    Love this dude ! Artie is no poser, that's fore sure.
    Always respected his love me, or hate me, i'm not changing who I am attitude !

  • @MrStensnask
    @MrStensnask 9 лет назад +2

    Why didn't the audience go bonanza when Andy said: "Honestly, I'm just happy SOMEONE's getting laid being Andy Richter..." ???
    I laughed my ass off!

  • @SandWitch555
    @SandWitch555 9 лет назад +1

    thts briliant, Andy got a friend to cover up his mistakes."And she will never know" wink wink

  • @jeffcone1464
    @jeffcone1464 5 лет назад +1

    Andy's so chill. he's such a nice guy

  • @peterkwon4229
    @peterkwon4229 9 лет назад +4

    He's like the real-life drunk uncle.

  • @Tassie85
    @Tassie85 9 лет назад +3

    So, everyone is shitting on Artie. I think he looks as healthy and happy as he's looked in years. He'd had a really hard time of it (yes, self inflicted, much of it), so give the guy a break, okay? He's a good guy and a talented one at that.

  • @ChrisSMurphy1
    @ChrisSMurphy1 5 лет назад +11

    Say what you will, Artie is funny. Period

  • @joeytrimble1558
    @joeytrimble1558 8 лет назад +2

    that's how artie lives .."it's understandable if I do something but by god if someone does it good god! " he used to pull shit on sal and them all the time

  • @cadejackson976
    @cadejackson976 9 лет назад +6

    At the end of the interview, Conan whispered "We're gonna need you to not stick around when Victoria Justice comes out..."

    • @ColorsBright
      @ColorsBright 3 года назад

      I love Victoria justice..... She looks like s good time.

  • @jamo2006
    @jamo2006 9 лет назад +2

    Boy, Artie's really holding up well *EYE ROLL*

  • @drebone1986
    @drebone1986 4 года назад +2

    He's been the drunk uncle since he was 13😂😂

  • @sartanko
    @sartanko 9 лет назад +104

    guys lie to women, bah. I'm a guy and I lie to everyone!

  • @ghettomist1575
    @ghettomist1575 9 лет назад +3

    The guy might have issues. He still seems like a good hearted guy.

    • @elitestar
      @elitestar 8 лет назад +1

      don't think his heart is so good with the kind of diet he's on sadly

    • @ghettomist1575
      @ghettomist1575 8 лет назад +2

      elitestar You know what I meant.

  • @BEATTHOSE00
    @BEATTHOSE00 9 лет назад +14

    I was so laughing last night when I watched this.

  • @glravna
    @glravna 8 лет назад +3

    Say what u want about Artie, he is such a funny man and good guest on stuff like this.

  • @jz5748
    @jz5748 9 лет назад

    "have u ever made out with a chick with beard" artie is hilarious

  • @CNWhatImSaiyan
    @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 лет назад

    Holy crap, Drunk Uncle really does look and sound like Artie. With a side of Don Vito.

  • @TooSickG
    @TooSickG 9 лет назад +2

    One of the best comedians of all time

  • @mmelloe
    @mmelloe 6 лет назад +4

    next time my wife catches me ill just say "no it was artie lange"

  • @nathandouglass6872
    @nathandouglass6872 9 лет назад

    He looks EXACTLY like "Drunk Uncle" From SNL

  • @grantprice4456
    @grantprice4456 8 лет назад +21

    Man he's hilarious

    • @JazGalaxy
      @JazGalaxy 8 лет назад +3

      really? He's just gross, mean and depressing to me. He's completely unlikable.

  • @FoodforThought12345678dsds
    @FoodforThought12345678dsds 3 года назад +2

    I wish Howard would have someone like him as co-host

  • @ColWalterEKurtz
    @ColWalterEKurtz 9 лет назад +8

    Good old Artie.

  • @spencerhopkins7632
    @spencerhopkins7632 9 лет назад +1

    He's the real life drunk uncle from SNL

  • @GoDrex
    @GoDrex 9 лет назад +1

    he's the inspiration for Drunk Uncle

  • @robbyhenriksen3741
    @robbyhenriksen3741 6 лет назад +2

    They put two and two together.....and gave with five! Hahahaha Andy is always on fire. That man's one liners are impeccable!

  • @tmbbcck
    @tmbbcck 9 лет назад +1

    every time I see Artie Lange I think "Oh wow... he's not dead yet. Good for him."

  • @13ennett13
    @13ennett13 9 лет назад

    He looks like he should be Drunk Uncle on SNL or Drunk Uncles Drunker Uncle he's perfect for it haha

  • @dud621
    @dud621 9 лет назад

    omg this is real life Drunk Uncle from SNL

  • @someone20th
    @someone20th 9 лет назад +2

    I wonder if Artie was inspiration for Bobby's drunk uncle on SNL?

  • @SmokeRingsPipeDreams
    @SmokeRingsPipeDreams 9 лет назад

    Everyone has one rogue uncle like Artie Lange. (and if they don't, they certainly should have) LOL

  • @ashleycaveda
    @ashleycaveda 7 лет назад +1

    Artie Lange videos are the only Team Coco videos I dislike. I still remember years ago when he was on Late Night and he first told this story about pretending to be Andy. Except at the time, he said the girl passed out and the only reason he didn't sleep with her is because he didn't want Andy to get accused of rape. Part of me can't believe Conan still has this guy on his show.

  • @JensGH
    @JensGH 9 лет назад +2

    Is this the character Bobby Moynihan plays on SNL under the name "Drunk uncle"?

  • @KwyatMan
    @KwyatMan 9 лет назад +2

    Air Force Ones?... Well done, good sir!

  • @ksfutbolplayer
    @ksfutbolplayer 9 лет назад +1

    He looks like Drunk Uncle from SNL

  • @KennM12
    @KennM12 9 лет назад +1

    he is the real life drunk uncle

  • @WhoopityDoo
    @WhoopityDoo 9 лет назад +10

    Heroin really fucked this guy's life up.

  • @RishiP77
    @RishiP77 9 лет назад

    "Want some crack with that?"
    Artie: 'Sticks his face in it'

  • @mrpankau
    @mrpankau 5 лет назад

    Alternate title of clip:
    Andy Slays Yet Again

  • @teamworkformyfrainds
    @teamworkformyfrainds 9 лет назад +3

    Glad he's still alive

  • @bewareofwil
    @bewareofwil 9 лет назад +11

    As much as I love Artie Lang, he looks like a bad make-up job by a mortician. You know, the ones that seem to still have a grey hue no matter how much is put on.

  • @ulmo5536
    @ulmo5536 8 лет назад +1

    Artie is a genius! Such a funny guy!

  • @firebugjohnnypyro
    @firebugjohnnypyro 6 лет назад

    Conan no-selling Arties kiss on the Selena Gomez joke was hilarious. lol

  • @bobbaeba
    @bobbaeba 9 лет назад +2

    "Grahbaguhb rargugha lie tah women" -Artie Lange 2015

  • @Hompuu
    @Hompuu 5 лет назад

    0:43 that "WOO" sounded so similar the fake crowd reaction on the Eric Andre show, anyone with me on this one?

  • @Monster_Mover_Stocks
    @Monster_Mover_Stocks 9 лет назад +2

    If this guy keeps knock knock knocking on Heaven's Door, eventually, someone's going to open the door and let him in or at least point him in the direction of the downstairs door.

  • @737Bulldog
    @737Bulldog 9 лет назад

    I swear I thought this was the drunk uncle guy from SNL

  • @louiswilkerson2747
    @louiswilkerson2747 9 лет назад

    Artie Lange looks like he's slowly melting into Jabba the Hutt.

  • @sithebugguy3193
    @sithebugguy3193 9 лет назад +1

    not even gonna lie, this clip just reminded me of SNL's Bobby Moynihan's "Drunk Uncle" almost to the T Artie fits the bill. yes! lol

  • @Viktir123
    @Viktir123 9 лет назад

    It's nice to bring him coffee, but, I think he asked for Solo and the Wookie.

  • @RegentDevil2
    @RegentDevil2 9 лет назад +2

    100% of people chastising Artie have skeletons in their closet. Difference is he doesn't give a shit and will air them out.

  • @Dingoplexor
    @Dingoplexor 6 лет назад

    The crypt keeper got heavy

  • @rjkilla84
    @rjkilla84 3 года назад +2

    he's clearly high here and it's sad to see

  • @JamBear
    @JamBear 9 лет назад

    Andy, quick as lightning

  • @anthonymclaughlin608
    @anthonymclaughlin608 2 года назад +1

    Came up as 5. That's really good

  • @wickedchowdah7242
    @wickedchowdah7242 8 лет назад +29

    Press 1:06 over and over

  • @dothedew3237
    @dothedew3237 9 лет назад +1

    wealthy wealthy man who dresses like a bum. Very smart man really and he speaks his mind , many are affraid to do this. Yes his drug problems may have gotten the best of him but everyone gets kicked in the fuckin dirt one way or another, life isnt soo glamorous.

  • @newsgirl132
    @newsgirl132 9 лет назад +54

    Was conan getting a bit annoyed/uncomfortable there? Looked like it.

    • @tMatt5M
      @tMatt5M 9 лет назад +9

      I thought so too

    • @Blahsheep
      @Blahsheep 9 лет назад +3

      OMG YES Right at 1:07

    • @mygrassisblue741
      @mygrassisblue741 9 лет назад +6

      Conan is always like that with Artie. But he has had him on his show for years so they must be pals. I think it's more so Conan has a script and time to follow and Artie just improvises.

    • @probablyasleepLoL
      @probablyasleepLoL 9 лет назад +6

      if you hear it conan says 'we've gotta go' - they were just running out of time

    • @jimmynewton7349
      @jimmynewton7349 9 лет назад

      yeah cause hes trying to get Artie to be atleast FUNNY and hes not even being funny at all in this appearance. ;(

  • @Batpantaloons
    @Batpantaloons 9 лет назад +1

    I feel so sorry for any woman that has had relations with that man.

  • @OffhandDelivery
    @OffhandDelivery 9 лет назад +1

    MAD TV Season 1.
    What happened? They killed MadTv, but you can't kill Artie fucking Lange!
    Lange for life!

  • @CoolitNewton
    @CoolitNewton 9 лет назад

    looks like andy has a get out of jail free card hahaha

  • @probablyasleepLoL
    @probablyasleepLoL 9 лет назад +1

    people talking all this shit about artie must understand, he is a dear friend to conan and andy. they go way back - artie is living a healthier lifestyle now, im sure conan delights in having him on, seeing his old pal not suicidal and depressed, but sharing a laugh instead

  • @MikiStormTrooper
    @MikiStormTrooper 9 лет назад

    Drunk Uncle in real life.

  • @BlutoNeee
    @BlutoNeee 9 лет назад

    artie lange it's the whiskey talking is one of the funniest stand up sets of all time