@@crellercorps or she cant go out with u maybe? Im a girl and my parents wouldnt allow me to go watch a movie with someone (especially a boy lol). Maybe watch it and start a conversation about things you liked (or didn’t like) and see where it goes!
Wait, when you hear ur crush say that their day was bad, u think the conversation is boring? I don’t think using that excuse will fix anything. It’s you
@@loll2534 why? He was a student teacher at my school so he is pretty young and first: I can’t help how I feel, second: There was nothing going on between us so it’s not like it matters anyway
Yeah, I'm a 100% film nerd, if the movie is in the cinemas, it could work like this, but my favourite film is Joker, which isn't in the theatres. And hell no, I'm not inviting anyone to my house, where is my 2 younger brothers and my parents. That would be so weird
@@fireandicegaming5674 “I love the fear in your eyes when the door locks click” jk lol Ps: also I mean a car like “you aint going anywhere Brandon!!” Meme
Me:”oww I think there’s something in my eye, can u help me out” My crush: puts her hands on my cheeks and pulls my face down to blow on my eye Me:uhh.. thanks 🙂
Just go up and be like “I like you” and walk away. Don’t stick around for the initial reaction, wait for them to get over it and then they’ll talk to you
@@mahdude4275 yeah and I also bet you don't think people judge you and think you are a shoplifter when you have been is a store for just a bit too long
This actually happened to me and it backfired because I really haven't seen it (actually I watched only the first movie and I didn't like it), and the crush was a huge star wars fan, so when he found out I don't like it and don't want to watch it, it was a deal breaker for him... Since then I got really scared from rejection because of my taste in music, movies, hobbies etc 😂
Ok what you do is text them at 2 am and don’t bother saying hello or anything You: there’s something in my eye Them: omg this is not at all weird that your texting me at 2 am, how can I help you my dearest hope and desire?? You: heh I like when you look up/down at me Them: Oh I love you @Lunamoon91507! Let’s get married!! Yeah it will go exactly like that trust me
"Hey what’s your favourite movie?" "Oh it’s the lion ki-" "Oh I haven’t seen it we should watch it sometime" "…. you’re literally wearing a lion king musical hoodie-"
My ex did that...I didn't like her, she forced me into a relationship and was toxic. Needless to say, she asked me this, I said ratatouille, she said she's never seen it, and I said "You should definitely watch it some time!" And went back to rambling. We broke up
Well- Jayus is Matties girlfriend so it is a possibility (Mattie and Jayus have stated Jayus is the girlfriend and Mattie is the Boyfriend even though it's a "lesbian" relationship)
When you just ask your crush when their birthday is randomly on the last day of school knowing it's over the summer so you can text them happy birthday......
I just realized I don't like enyone, I am disconnected from my own emotions sometimes, I feel them, but don't realized what they are and endure ignoring them
What’s your favorite movie? Crush:Star Wars Me :haven’t seen it Crush: we just did last week with seven people Me confused and awkward:I like you looking up at me
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"OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!"
"What if money wasn't part of the equation?"
HELP OMG
WHY
HAHAHAHAHAHAYHAGSGHHA 💀💀🙏😭
I can tell why this got awkward
I’m crying 😭
First step : *“talking to your crush without struggling.”*
Real.
Aka dont be marinnette (iykyk)
@@maggie.taylors.version "A-aa-Adrieeen"
@@TheTributer42409 exactly 😭
or dont insult their boxers : D
"Aw shit I got something stuck in my eye"
"What if money wasnt part of the equation?"
Now when did that get there
you know ur a an OG when you realize you've heard the last advice before
I heard All the tips.
But still a great video :)
She posted it yesterday
I have heard also the 2nd one (from Onlyjayus's channel)
Or the first one. That is an old but good one.
SAME
"My dog died :("
Me: "What if money wasn't part of the equation?"
Let’s say hypothetically that if your dog didn’t die and it had no monetary gain would you go out with me?
@@Beetlejooce01 i lost 420+ braincells reading that
@@NotShyRehab 69+
If money wasn’t a part of the equation I would clone the dog to be alive
Your Nazi died.
“Bro why did you just kiss my sister?”
“Okay, just imagine money doesn’t exist. How would it make this situation different?”
“💀”
It won’t. You will still be boiled
lmfao im fucking dying
“Uh, so what would you do if money was a part of the equation?”
“You watched that video too,huh?”
literally him to me, he asked me that question and i was like- “ur on shorts to? mmk”
🤣
🤣😂
"so you have a crush on me?"
@@Lualopezmurillo AYOOOOOO
"what's ur favorite movie?"
"the one we watched yesterday"
"never seen it before"
“We should watch it sometime “
Dude its fucking 1:14 AND IM DYING
Bruh I'm fucking dead
Mmm big brain time
Stoppppp💀
imagine actually having the courage to say “we should watch it sometime” to your crush- LIKE-
You're gonna think I'm lying but I actually did that. She told me it's on Netflix ;(
@@crellercorps oof, she doesn't like you back
Ah well, you tried. Better to try and fail than wonder.
@@crellercorps or she cant go out with u maybe? Im a girl and my parents wouldnt allow me to go watch a movie with someone (especially a boy lol). Maybe watch it and start a conversation about things you liked (or didn’t like) and see where it goes!
"Ah my eye "
"What's wrong?"
"I can't get em off you ~"
This sounds like a fun joke to pull
That was smooth ngl
I have a date soon may i have your permission to use this please and thank you
@@snurky3478 If you already had your date, please tell me if you said it and how it went
@@FennekinBraixen she had to go on vacation with her parents so we have to wait till next week
Signs were getting older:
You’ve seen Bella repost
True
oh yeah i thought i recognised this
yeah like wus going on
@@enanan4 same
"What's your favorite movie?"
"I don't really have one"
"Oh I've never seen it"
HELPP BRO THIS COMMENT SECTION IM DYING I CANT LAUGH LOUD MY PARENTS R ASLEEP 😭
@@ot7_4everandeverSAME I AM SITTING NEXT TO MY GRANDMA AND I AM CRYING OUT OF LAUGHTER QND SHE'S JUST TELLING ME TO SHUT UP CUS PPL ARE SLEEPING 😭😭😭
@@ot7_4everandever same here my little brothers asleep, so I’m trying not to be loud
"I have stage 3 cancer"
"What if money wasn't a part of the equation"
"What?"
"What?"
i mean that's valid if it's america
@@readthisandcry4722 - 🤡🤡🤡🤡 clown
No meth this time! Free chemo?
-.-
Now I wanna see Jayus and Mattie having a conversation in their next video using these hacks 💀
yes
Omg yess
Yes
okey but they are already together so this video is for those that are trying to get together with someone or date someone
Hhaaa yesss
“I really like it when you look up/down at me”
*”What the fu-“*
💀👍
@@cheekguardian1378 stop😭 this was 7 months ago
I COMMENTED REALLY FUCKINH WEIRD THINGS
@@avay3737 don't worry we all cringe at old comments mate
@@eloiselockett9001 fr tho 🤣
@@avay3737remember
“My dad got arrested…”
“What if money wasn’t part of the equation? 😃”
This chick is racist
"I'm sorry... wha-?"
@@jessiepotifala wha-?
Yeah then he'd not be arrested.... cuz he got jailed for robbery 😃
Bail him out for free
*says in unison*
You: "ow there's something in my eye!"
Your crush: "What if money wasn't part of the equation"
You:👁️👄👁️
Your crush:👁️👄👁️
👁👄👁
🤣🤣🤣
bros stuck in 2020 💀💀💀
Your*☕️
Plot twist: they wanted to see if you had a crush on them
I love how her siblings are just chilling in the back.
haha I didn't even notice until now lol
"What's your favourite movie?"
"Don't really have one."
"Oh yeah, I haven't seen it."
Good one
Bro I’ve gotten so many “don’t really have one” answers when I ask that question. Like do girls live under rocks or something??
That would be me
Lol
"How's your day"
"Bad"
"..."
"What if money wasn't a part of the equation?"
Edit: A JOKE. IT'S A JOKE.
Still bad
Well then, it's crappy bc I wanna buy some Chinese food
@@HoRRorFAnatic086 so in a situation like that, you just go and say, yea... wanna go get some chinese food? hmmm could work I guess
Wait, when you hear ur crush say that their day was bad, u think the conversation is boring? I don’t think using that excuse will fix anything. It’s you
Woah I’m sorry idk why I acted rlly serious oop
“ow my eye“
**looks down**
me: **smiles** i really like it when u look down at me ~
them: *what the actual-*
Oop
“When your too nervous to actually talk to your crush lol 😂”
Take a paper and crush it in front of them and put it in ur chest pocket near the heart lol
Mer
when your crush is a teacher😂
@@helenemock5566 what the duck
@@loll2534 why? He was a student teacher at my school so he is pretty young and first: I can’t help how I feel, second: There was nothing going on between us so it’s not like it matters anyway
"Whats your favorite movie?"
"Despicable me 1"
"ive never seen that movie before"
"get out."
Whats that
this is my fear
@@arctrix765 Bro
Ikr! 😂😂😂
What if money wasn't part of the equation
part 21 of me realizing that i always do all the "signs your crush likes you" things to ALL of my friends
"You should watch it sometime"
-The kid who likes you but isn't allowed to have people over or to go to people's houses
The online friend:
I'm that kid.
@@chuuyaism1653 same :( i could never properly maintain friendships
I hate going on movie dates. It’s so awkward.
Yeeeessssssss
For the movie, I feel like that wouldn't work on a socially awkward person, I know for a fact it wouldn't have worked on the guy I'm dating now 😂😂
Well... I... At least it's not just me who doesn't get this kind of thing.
Yeah, I’m a shy person and my crush is TEN TIMES MORE SHY THAN ME. So sometimes the advice doesn’t work.
Yeah, I'm a 100% film nerd, if the movie is in the cinemas, it could work like this, but my favourite film is Joker, which isn't in the theatres. And hell no, I'm not inviting anyone to my house, where is my 2 younger brothers and my parents. That would be so weird
I feel like if I say “we should watch it sometime” instead of “you should watch it sometime” they would think I’m weird
@@xd.37legendprincess agree
Are we not gonna talk about the life sized Pennywise at the beginning-?
Lol…
NOPE!
Me: Oh I have something in my eye, can you help me out.
Crush: Yeah sure.
Me: I like looking down on you.
Crush : 😐
Me: 😐
😐
😐
😐
😐
😑
“There’s nothing in your eye”
*smile*
“What the hell”
“I really like you looking up at me”
“Bro your weird”💀
😂💀💀
Imagine "I watch onlyjayus"
"Ik but only for you " could be the best or worst reply 😭👌
@@sanikagovekar6316 literally 💀
@@raavisengar they do watch bella 😳😭
The awkward "oh yeah, YOU should watch it sometime " at the end got me good😂😂😂😭😭🥺
Imagine saying "I just really like looking down on you" with this expression: 😃
Just rephrase: "I really like you looking up at me" that doesn't sound much better but I mean, if you wanna use it. It's there.
“I just really like how the light hits your eyes when you look up at me like that”
@@Shadow-of3yk “I like how you look at me concerned😉”
@@fireandicegaming5674 “I love the fear in your eyes when the door locks click” jk lol
Ps: also I mean a car like “you aint going anywhere Brandon!!” Meme
“My dad left me at 12”
“Ok BuT wHaT iF mOnEy WaSn’t PaRt Of ThE eQuAtiOn”
Your dad? Are you serious? 😔 😢 😭
You would still be fatherless
Me:”oww I think there’s something in my eye, can u help me out”
My crush: puts her hands on my cheeks and pulls my face down to blow on my eye
Me:uhh.. thanks 🙂
Bros got ban as his profile pic...RESPECT MAN....RESPECT...
“ur breath stinks”
"Whats your favorite movie"
"I dont have one"
"Never seen it"
Literally my crush me what's ur fav movie I don't know me o -_-
The thing where you have something stuck in your eye sounds like it’s from a kdrama 👀
STRAIGHT FACTS-
That's probably why it's so direct, which most people simply wouldn't do
It sounds like a douche move to me, idk if I should do it
“Next time ur talking to your crush”
Nah bro, my crush doesn’t know I exist💀
This is all great advice!! Now if only I had the confidence to do it-
Fr
same 😬
Just go up and be like “I like you” and walk away. Don’t stick around for the initial reaction, wait for them to get over it and then they’ll talk to you
@@mahdude4275 yeah and I also bet you don't think people judge you and think you are a shoplifter when you have been is a store for just a bit too long
Exactly
“One second I need to use the bathroom”
Me:”what if money wasn’t apart of the equation?”
"I'd still use the bathroom"
“what’s ur sign, but money isn’t apart of the equation……“
Someone: “I really like you looking down at me”
Me: bitch Wtf-
it would make sense if they were a bottom lol
Most underrated comment yet-
💀
@@calthecat6527 not all bottoms like that
@@saturn3249 yeah it was just a joke
"Next time you're talking to your crush"
Bold of you to assume I talk to him
@@user-nn2du3jj4w well, I do talk to him its just difficult to as the very introverted person I am.
Also It was a joke
The fact is my crush IS short so she will be looking at me like
👀
Me: “What’s your favorite movie?”
Crush: “ Shrek we watched it yesterday.”
Me: “ Oh I haven’t seen it.”
Crush : Visible confusion
Omg exactly especially since I have memes and pictures of Shrek and donkey and gingerbread, etc
"What's your favourite movie?"
"Star Wars."
"Oh, is it any good? I've never seen it."
"............you fucking WHAT!?"
Never hang with them...
Kill them, kill them now.
Messed up xd
My friends had the exact same reaction when I told them I didn't watch it
I haven't watch it
This actually happened to me and it backfired because I really haven't seen it (actually I watched only the first movie and I didn't like it), and the crush was a huge star wars fan, so when he found out I don't like it and don't want to watch it, it was a deal breaker for him... Since then I got really scared from rejection because of my taste in music, movies, hobbies etc 😂
Aaaaand this is how I realised I've been flirting with literally everyone I've met for my entire adult life.
“If you say it smoother, they’ll get butterflies”
*starts running at the mirror*
" what's your favorite movie"
" The lion king"
" Oh I haven't watched that"
*Crush exits chat*
Lol
What
I actually didn't watch it xDD
@pinky urbano ja xD
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Me who can’t even leave the house and same with my crush: 👁️👄👁️ I don’t think this will work-
Ok what you do is text them at 2 am and don’t bother saying hello or anything
You: there’s something in my eye
Them: omg this is not at all weird that your texting me at 2 am, how can I help you my dearest hope and desire??
You: heh I like when you look up/down at me
Them: Oh I love you @Lunamoon91507! Let’s get married!!
Yeah it will go exactly like that trust me
"oh there there is something stuck in my eye"
"You have crush on me?"
Plot Twist: There’s *actually* something in your eye. 💀
Everyone else: *talking about the advice*
My Brain: Why does the video start on somebody dressed in a Pennywise costume-
That’s just Carter’s statue I think
I was thinking the same thing 🤣
Ik!!!
My thoughts exactly
Dude, i was about to comment that!
"I just like looking down at you-"
*VIOLENT UPPERCUT*
"what if money wasn't part of the equation?"
"sir, this is an Arby's"
😂
"next time you are talking to your crush-"
" what? what crush? where?"
Me watching these crush videos purely for I can create relationships for my ocs 👀
"ah my eye hurts"
"Oh let me see what's wrong" *Starts smiling nervously*
"What?"
"I-I- Ju-st butteryf-f-f-ly you look-ing at me"
Shit
LOL
Lol
I read you're looking at my butterflies shit 😭🤣
"I like you looking up or down at me"
The perfect pickup line
Okay but that last one works if you crush isn’t your friend. I have experience.
If someone try those on me, I’m gonna be like - - “onlyjayus?”
If somebody asked me what I would do if money wasn’t in the equation. I’d say “What I ain’t in the money… I’m for that cake 🎂”😛😛😛😛
"Toy story"
"Ive never seen it-"
**blocked**
“What would you do without money?”
“Idk”
what actually happens:
“i never watched it”
“you living under a rock?”
“so what’s your favorite movie”
“finding nemo”
“oh cool i’ve…never watched it”
I've actually never watched it
@@ahhhhhh387 …
@@ahhhhhh387 we should watch it sometime 😉
That was smooth by the way @Me
@@halamadridynadamas14 I agree 😏
Crush: “Do you have a pencil?”
Me: “ what if money wasn’t a part of the equation?”
“What’s your sign?”
“Stop.”
"You gat me at Hello than you open up your mouth"
"Whats your favorite movie?"
"Shrek"
"OH I HAVNT SEEN IT"
War crimes
Me who actually hasn’t seen it: 👁👄👁
@@Hi-rw8vr same
POV your crush has strict parents 😭😭😭 the last one doesn’t work
"My favourite movie is toy story!
Whats your second favorite movie?
Toy store 2.
FU
I have watched this millions of times and just realized what’s on the beginning😭
Penywise
"I just really like you looking up at me.~"
I'm gonna go melt at that idea now, thanks.
“Just say “I really like you looking up or down at me” “
Me who’s crush is the same hight: 👁👄👁
"my favorite movie is Lion King"
" Oh I've never seen it, what's it about"?
My crush: 🤦
I actually never saw lion king-..
@@UniHorned you need therapy man
@@UniHorned neither have I
Am I the only one who hasn't watched Moana,Aladin & Lion King
@@cat-jz7sj few people didn't watch those
"Hey what’s your favourite movie?"
"Oh it’s the lion ki-"
"Oh I haven’t seen it we should watch it sometime"
"….
you’re literally wearing a lion king musical hoodie-"
Me: ".... so, what would you do if money wasn't a part of the equation?"
My crush: "this is like the 9th time you asked me the same question-"
'Whats your favourite movie?'
'Idk'
'Oh I haven't watched it yet'
'Wha-'
Bruh with all the skills she has she is unstoppable
“What’s your favorite movie?”
“lion king”
“Never seen it”.
“wtf”
My girlfriend saw this on instagram and asked me the money question, then I watched this.
My girl just explained every typical saas bahu serial love story in 10 seconds
"I like you looking down at me." And suddenly I have a degradation kink
The way I have never had romantic interest in anyone and I'm still watching these 😭😭😭
We gonna talk about the IT costume in the first half a second of this
Imagine you do this, and then they say, “oh you watch OnlyJayuss”
Me, a Potterfan: "What's your favourite movie ?"
They: "Harry Potter"
Me: "...oh... (*internal pain*) ...I hAveN't SeEn tHosE..."
A true Harry Potter would leave that girl
Everyone gangsta till their crush says ew
“whats your favorite movie?”
“star wars”
“i-ive never seen it?”
My ex did that...I didn't like her, she forced me into a relationship and was toxic. Needless to say, she asked me this, I said ratatouille, she said she's never seen it, and I said "You should definitely watch it some time!" And went back to rambling. We broke up
W
For the second one, he would just laugh at me and leave 😭😭
Did you film this is Carter Mattie and Liv's apartment? I recognize the IT thing or maybe it's just a random clown animatronic but ya lol
Yeah I think so because in the beginning in the back I think I see Mattie
Yay I'm not the only one who noticed
Well- Jayus is Matties girlfriend so it is a possibility (Mattie and Jayus have stated Jayus is the girlfriend and Mattie is the Boyfriend even though it's a "lesbian" relationship)
Nice advice, it's a shame I'm to socially awkward to interact with people
When you just ask your crush when their birthday is randomly on the last day of school knowing it's over the summer so you can text them happy birthday......
*my crush being my same height*
“I like you watching straight at me😏”
"All you gotta do is smile"
Me with masks on: Ah shi-
“Cool I have never seen it before”
“Okay”
😭😭😢
Am I the only one who sees penny wise at the beginning of the video
Nope
Oh my god I just checked that is creely
I saw it too
Or I can just stay in my quiet corner and stare at them from afar
if money wasn't part of the equation, bro I'm broke
I just realized I don't like enyone, I am disconnected from my own emotions sometimes, I feel them, but don't realized what they are and endure ignoring them
Same
What’s your favorite movie?
Crush:Star Wars
Me :haven’t seen it
Crush: we just did last week with seven people
Me confused and awkward:I like you looking up at me
The only issue is my crush has started dating somebody else…
Yeah but if ur crush isn’t listening to the song “Dupe- Rutina “, then they not cultured