"How much money can I get for a dead body?" "How to poison someone?" "International laws about printing fake money" "How do I make cocaine?" "World's deadliest poisons" Just a few other highlights.
I love the fact that it’s implied that everyone still has to work during the purge. Like you could still rock up to a McDonald’s and get a cheeseburger and then just take it cause purge. Those poor employees
@@justameremortal2457yeah I thought about it, since your employer could make you work through the purge and then fire you illegally anyway at the end. But on the other hand what’s to stop you from just walking away with the cash box
Matpat thx for the like but, I have a theory idea for you. It's a lesser-know youtube series, but I think the hidden meanings and themes throughout it would make great theory fodder. The series is by a guy named "Dead Sound" and the series is called "The AutoDale Series". It is a dystopian series that brings up some serious ethical ideas and themes. Please do a theory on it. (I swear it's not my second channel)
one problem: possession after the 12 hours would still be considered illegal. you gotta get those bodies cut up and sold FAST. meaning you need to communicate a deal BEFORE the purge and if your caught your done
Is there any rule against plotting to commit a crime during a time of crimeless crimes? Then we might have some bad news for all of those murderers who bought weapons prior to the purge.
"Hey, can I have that body? I want to... do some science experiments on it. And by do science experiments on it, I mean find a way to make the body into Diet Coke."
@@RobocopStealerOfFridges "hey, buddy, I'll give you fifty bucks for that guy you just stabbed." "What? Why?" "Cannibalism is a crime. It is now legal. One night a year, I can eat my favorite food. And I offer you fifty dollars for a dude you don't need."
Wait... that's illegal Edit: 2 years later. Guys, I'm ok with the "not during purge" but atleast be creative with how you say it. I have about 10 saying this. (If it's easy to think of it's been done before more then likely)
MatPat: **donates kidney** Receiver: **plays FNaF but doesn’t understand the lore** **closes door on Chica** TAKE THAT SUSIE Friend: How do you know it’s name is Susie? Receiver: I have a feeling in my kidney
yeah, like, people get the transplant that they would need it, and the organs won't go to wasted. except for the families the whose organs were harvesting.
pepsi got a bunch of battlecruisers, destroyers and other ships from the soviet army at some point... for some reason.... so they actually have an entire navy worth of ships, and coca cola has... nothing
@@shiny4984 No, sorry, that never happened. When Pepsi went to the USSR, and the Soviets needed to pay Pepsi, one of the ideas was for them to give Pepsi old navy ships to sell for scrap, but the idea never went anywhere. It would’ve been pretty cool, though.
as a danish official, I am gonna need your name and address. We will be there shortly to confiscate any lego you may have and then make sure you do not spread the knowledge of these techniques.
The only flaw in your plan is that you're not accounting for the fact that people aren't going to just accept you taking the bodies of their loved ones and harvesting them for organs. Someone is absolutely going to identify the vehicle that comes out every year and collects bodies to take to a human chop shop, they're going to find out who you are and they know exactly what vehicle you'll be driving and what routes you like to take. You'll be making just as many enemies as the thieves will because you're also stealing something form those people, their friends and family members.
You could just use a common car with no plates “Don’t eat where you sleep” drive far to different county/state each time Just need medical practitioners on board Could just rid of the body after. No need to announce you took it. Probs lots of missing people after a purge.
Guide survive the purge: Step 1: live near the border Step 2: wait for the purge Step 3: move to Canada Step 4: when it’s done, move back Or... Step 1: move to basically any other country. Step 2: profit
@@pandapotato5121 In Purge: Election Year (I think it was Election Year, but not 100% sure), we see the Purge as a two-way movement. Every year, millions of people leave the US to evade the Purge (and return later, probably because they have a stable job and don't want to restart from 0 in another country), while it also attracts tourists from around the world who visit the US in March to do some Purging of their own.. And I think that when the Purge was introduced, emmihration rates went up for a few years, it just wasn't mentioned in the movies.
This is why they won the Content Creator Award 2020. They literally took the most violent thing you could do on a night with no laws, and made it profitable, mentally stable, and good for other people
The reason why people love this stuff is because, secretly, inside people can be very violent. But sense most violent acts are illegal, the best the average person can do is watch people murder each other.
Gosh, imagine MatPat´s search history after this video .... - How much is a dead body worth? - How quickly does a human liver decay after dying? - Is a heart useless after death?
``Hey kid, you successfully outpizzas the hut? Hm, interesting. How about you meet me in that alleyway over there? Don't worry, I won't do anything that, say, will leave you a corpse.``
F.B.I agent: Sir, we have flagged a suspicious seacrh about profitable crimes. AGENT: Who's doing it F.B.I agent: It's that guy again, Matthew Patrick AGENT: Ah, just leave it
@@Stonecargo21 No, don't fuck melons, whenever I saw something like that. *gasp* It sounds very sexual, do not fuck melons, but, you know, _fuck the melons._
It was really cool to see your call to action at the end of the video for signing up for Be The Match Registry. I signed up to be a bone marrow donor in 2015 and in 2021 I was matched with a 25 year old female with aplastic anemia. I ended up having the surgery in Washington DC after they flew me all the way from Indiana. I am proud to say my marrow saved her life, she was about to be declared terminal and was given months to live, and now she is in remission to this day. So cool to see this being referenced. Not going to lie, I didn’t see it coming after watching this video 😅
In the Purge universe I’d always rent a home, never buy, keep portable wealth in a small portable safe, keep all my insurance paid up for my vehicle and possessions and disappear on a camping trip into the deep woods 3 days ahead of time with amphetamines, a couple of 9mms and my AR15 with my Dobermans with canned food for me and the dogs, my safe, and we’d camp without a fire very far from the vehicle and I’d stay awake and alert during the event
@@williamtang2299 hello there mate, I drink tea and stuff, I guess... what are the other stereotypes Americans place on us? Oh yeah, um... I where a top hat! Ok, f*ck it, I'm a brit, so hello my brothers
WHERES THE VISCO IN YOU?!??!?! YOU TURTLE KILLLING SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKKS MONSTER SKSKSKKSKKSKSKSK AND I OOP SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKKSK AND I OOP TURTLE KILLING IST COOOOL OKAYYY?? SKKSKSKSKSKKS
Don't forget, if you can't take the organs, you can still just pick off the guns, wallets, and jewelry off of the corpses, also, another reason for a bank robbery to fail is that EVERYONE wod try their luck at that
Jasmine Lynch but you can do that right now your joke is shit Lmao. Guaranteed most people liked your comment cos a lot of people believe the misconception that it is illegal to turn on the light in your car whilst driving at night so Woosh yourself cos ur dumb 🤣
Arnav Tibrewala lol the funny part is that that tag is to help you know what’s in the mattress so that companies can’t just put anything they want in there.
Thats not illegal i found that out when i was at the movies and a bag of skittles fell out my bra when i bent over to tie my shoes the lady who checked my ticket told me like honestly how rude i didnt spend a solid half an hour hiding food all over my body
Art by Madison actually I’m like 75% sure that it’s legal, but they don’t want you to. I’m pretty sure the only food you can’t bring in are hot foods, like a turkey or steak, or alcohol
I feel like what Matt SHOULD have did in this video was explain where or how you’d sell corpses, because crime or not I feel a hospital wouldn’t wanna take a random street corpse
@@g.tiegler4237 lmao You don't have student loan debt just from living in the US. And people only need student loans if they or their parents didn't save money for college tuition
@@angelarzola2438 he isnt stupid. it is just shocking that so many people are in debt. it just proves that usa's education costs so much. much more than other countries.
That intro is SO relatable! Also another way to survive is to make it like a second Christmas for other people, come on free gifts for you and your children or whatever… it makes you a less likely target for people to want to hurt you because you could give them like a ps5 in exchange for your life and you could just go steal another one if you want.
“For one night, all crime is legal”
Me: goes to McDonald and ask for a water cup and fill it up with soda
Welp... R/MadLads.
Edit: Looking back, not really the appropriate reaction or something, but eh, an interesting thing to do in the moment regardless.
You do that and youll get shot
r/madlads
VoZe B absolute MAD LAD!
Gangsta
"All crime is legal for 12 hours."
Police: Arrests people
Criminals: Hey! That's illegal!
Police: Exactly!
TOP TIER JOKE 😭😭
Smart.
😂😂😂
this made me think lol
PARADOX
i wonder how many watchlists matpat is on
"how much is a human heart worth?"
"is organ harvesting illegal?"
🤣😂😂yeah
Dont you mean how many he isn’t on
"How much money can I get for a dead body?"
"How to poison someone?"
"International laws about printing fake money"
"How do I make cocaine?"
"World's deadliest poisons"
Just a few other highlights.
I think it’s easier to ask how many watchlists he isn’t on
thats what my friend thinks about.
I love the fact that it’s implied that everyone still has to work during the purge. Like you could still rock up to a McDonald’s and get a cheeseburger and then just take it cause purge. Those poor employees
most places are closed and locked up during the time. I doubt many casinos and banks will be open.
@@justameremortal2457yeah I thought about it, since your employer could make you work through the purge and then fire you illegally anyway at the end. But on the other hand what’s to stop you from just walking away with the cash box
Will a bank atm automatically reject counterfeit cash?
I'm getting a double quarter pounder.
What stops you from murdering your boss? Nothing.@@karlwittenburg5868
“For one night, all crime is legal”
Me:steals unoriginal comment format
Eskmo Scratch nice
Eskmo Scratch
“For one night, all crime is legal”
Me:steals your comment
Matpat thx for the like but, I have a theory idea for you. It's a lesser-know youtube series, but I think the hidden meanings and themes throughout it would make great theory fodder. The series is by a guy named "Dead Sound" and the series is called "The AutoDale Series". It is a dystopian series that brings up some serious ethical ideas and themes. Please do a theory on it. (I swear it's not my second channel)
*proceeds to make Rockstar release info on GTA 6*
Lol
“For one night, all crime is legal”
me: *takes 3 vitamin gummies*
Bruh I've taken 4 at one time! WHO NEEDS THE PURGE!?!?
bruh thats universaly illegal u cant do that
I've taken handfuls
Gets arrested in the purge
YOU'RE TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE
I feel like MatPat is the only person that can make the purge wholesome
just like he’s the only person that can take a wholesome movie and make it evil
one problem: possession after the 12 hours would still be considered illegal. you gotta get those bodies cut up and sold FAST. meaning you need to communicate a deal BEFORE the purge and if your caught your done
Is there any rule against plotting to commit a crime during a time of crimeless crimes? Then we might have some bad news for all of those murderers who bought weapons prior to the purge.
Exactly! And anything you do within those 12 hours that affects life outside that time period, will still make you a criminal
You do that beforehand
@@user_3460 yes. Thats illegal to plan such thing. It all has to happen within 12
@@sleeptide3350 organise it the purge before.
“For one night, all crime is legal”
Every youtuber: Puts copyrighted clips in youtube videos
@@Xenithn I mean, all that other stuff already happens without the purge.
Sorry I can't like ur comment its to perfect.
so true dude
Yep.
i would just go to a supermarket and take what i need and want
How to win the purge:
Tell John Wick that the entire city is after his dog
Just Some Guy without a Mustache ayo wsp
Tell John wicks dog they killed john wick.
U again!!!!!!
Dun dun dun dunnn
I can sort of understand why he went on a violent spree though. If someone killed my beagle, then I would be extremely enraged too!
Purge victims: *get unalived*
Matpat: 🎶 It's all about the money money money- 🎶
🎶dollar dollar, dollar dollar🎶
He'll be dancing around like Glitchtrap in Help Wanted
*killed
😭@@01ramcummins lol
@@01ramcummins FR 😂😂
I just imagine seeing a new purge film and MatPat is in the background asking someone who just killed someone else if he can have the body.
"Hey, can I have that body? I want to... do some science experiments on it. And by do science experiments on it, I mean find a way to make the body into Diet Coke."
@@RobocopStealerOfFridges "hey, buddy, I'll give you fifty bucks for that guy you just stabbed." "What? Why?" "Cannibalism is a crime. It is now legal. One night a year, I can eat my favorite food. And I offer you fifty dollars for a dude you don't need."
@@thekingnerd6639 "Uh... thanks? Weirdo..."
@@RobocopStealerOfFridges your welcome 😋
Well, there *is* a new Purge Film coming out...
“All crime is legal”
Me- puts my hood up in school.
Teachers:Wait no that’s illegal
You:today is the one day
youd still get in trouble even though you cant legally get punished
@@fatherbeef348
But then you do something horrible to the teacher
You just got vectored
@@blahblahblahgames2986 probably some hide a gun in it bullshit or something
Locks this person up
Theoretically, if there were no laws, the crime rate would be 0%
Wait-
Hol up
Brain level 0-100
Breaking news! Crime drops to _0%!_
Wait... that's illegal
Edit: 2 years later. Guys, I'm ok with the "not during purge" but atleast be creative with how you say it. I have about 10 saying this. (If it's easy to think of it's been done before more then likely)
MatPat: **donates kidney**
Receiver: **plays FNaF but doesn’t understand the lore** **closes door on Chica** TAKE THAT SUSIE
Friend: How do you know it’s name is Susie?
Receiver: I have a feeling in my kidney
“For one night all crime is legal”. *turns on light in car while your parents are driving*
Luke Berg lol that’s so true
Luke Berg you fucking monster
What
Ok chill out we get it, your a mad lad
How dare you!!
For literally collecting dead bodies, this is a suprisingly wholesome theory.
yeah, like, people get the transplant that they would need it, and the organs won't go to wasted. except for the families the whose organs were harvesting.
@@venezolanoanimatios5863 I feel like if a part of their friends would like that the friend lives on
Mhm
. . .
@@venezolanoanimatios5863 Well….they kinda died anyway. In this plan you aren’t hunting, just making everyone organ donors.
I can imagine "Corporate Wars" happening in the Purge. Pepsi and Coke hires armies to destroy each others factories, classic pranks
I can imagine epic games getting some EMP device and frying apples datacentres
EA charging other companies to live
making the purge sound like a good idea 😂😂😂
pepsi got a bunch of battlecruisers, destroyers and other ships from the soviet army at some point... for some reason.... so they actually have an entire navy worth of ships, and coca cola has... nothing
@@shiny4984 No, sorry, that never happened. When Pepsi went to the USSR, and the Soviets needed to pay Pepsi, one of the ideas was for them to give Pepsi old navy ships to sell for scrap, but the idea never went anywhere. It would’ve been pretty cool, though.
If the purge happened I would be at hobby lobby stealing all the art supplies 💀
@simplyxrainbowcloudcan’t wait to take my moms ciretd card
😂😂😂
Ngl i would raid the apple and microsoft store.
Imagine how much money hobby lobby would loose after you steal all the copic markers
WAIT SAME BAHAHA
“FOR ONE NIGHT, ALL CRIME IS LEGAL”
Everyone: Ah yes, time to rob...
Me: Ah yes, time to use those forbidden LEGO techniques
Me:ah yes,time to take a bite out of the KitKat before breaking a piece off
Excuse me but you would be arrested for international laws with that
Patricia Leach there is no redemption for that.
as a danish official, I am gonna need your name and address. We will be there shortly to confiscate any lego you may have and then make sure you do not spread the knowledge of these techniques.
Literally, i would just loot walmart of all the lego instead of paying 99.9$ for the infinity war and engame sets.
“For One Night, All Crime is Legal.”
Me: *Looks at a Batman costume* “My time has come.”
Give this more likes!
Me: *looks at clown make up*
**OUR TIME** has come...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
@@shade_zz1585 🤣 it takes two to tango
Glad I can help
@@shade_zz1585 IM THE JOKA BABE
"For one night, all crime is legal."
Adults: Bruh, imma eat some Trix
But trix are for kids
@@umarberjees4511 R/woooosh
Umar Berjees exactly
Bruh, just kill the trix rabbit so you can eat them all year instead.
@@Random-fg5vr (whispers) he's implying that he gets the joke
Everyone always asked "how to you survive the purge" not ever "how do you win the purge" ..until now!
Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Matpat knows A LOT about how to commit felonies?
@Mr. Dude why wonder?
@Caelum Coburn well I only know how to commit minor felonies
He knows too much!
*pulls out shotgun*
My dad works at Disney, MatPat stole an Elsa costume
@@JustSomeFroit no matpat stole the costume
“For one night, all crime is legal”
Me: brings water bottle through airport security
Well the airports are international so yeah you probably still have to throw that bottle out.
airport security: blows your brain out
You are to dangerous to be keept alive
"For 12 hours, all crime is legal"
Me in 2020: Goes outside
Lol
Lol
@A girl named Tristian well if it saves someone...im happy to stay inside
Lmao underrated
@Mateo Alvarez What? SQUARE UP
Matpat is the type of guy that would kidnap game designers and force them to leak lore
Yes
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me : *makes a second account on mobile games to double my profits*
Nani
r/madlads
it won’t be a crime that day
“For one night, all crime is legal”
Everyone in the comments: *its free real estate*
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 UNDERRATED COMMENT-- I'M WHEEZING--
Good one, good one have a pat on the back
He became the person he wanted to destroy
@@ryanabbali7370 you mean... have a MATpat on the back?
sorry.
I would do lots of illegal downloading
The only flaw in your plan is that you're not accounting for the fact that people aren't going to just accept you taking the bodies of their loved ones and harvesting them for organs. Someone is absolutely going to identify the vehicle that comes out every year and collects bodies to take to a human chop shop, they're going to find out who you are and they know exactly what vehicle you'll be driving and what routes you like to take. You'll be making just as many enemies as the thieves will because you're also stealing something form those people, their friends and family members.
Can't they make a deal with the people and explain what you're doing? If they don't allow it, just find another body.
@@Gacha_gaysSo they are just gonna ask everyone and hope they die next year?
@@natasha_lorensky Go after people with no one around the bodies
What if you use a different vehicle each time?
You could just use a common car with no plates
“Don’t eat where you sleep” drive far to different county/state each time
Just need medical practitioners on board
Could just rid of the body after. No need to announce you took it. Probs lots of missing people after a purge.
imagine his FBI agent reading this internet history
"WHAT IS THE MOST PROFITABLE CRIME TO DO"
hmmmmmm
i want to see matpats search history
@@theultimatebros240 me to
VPNs: why did we sell to this guy?
That guy has to watch and match the videos he make.
"For one night, all crime is legal"
*McDonals ice cream machine starts working*
That's too illegal
*sigh*
It had always worked for me
"for one night, all crime is legal"
Me: *fixes ice cream machine*
When you edit a comment but don't correct spelling
Matpat: Whats the most effiecient way to break all laws
Media: *very interesting*
"All crimes are legal for 12 hours." Me and my friend: pours the milk before the cereal and does a few lego building hacks.
Guide survive the purge:
Step 1: live near the border
Step 2: wait for the purge
Step 3: move to Canada
Step 4: when it’s done, move back
Or...
Step 1: move to basically any other country.
Step 2: profit
Yeah I’m surprised that in creating the purge, millions of people didn’t just move to another country
Yasssss😇
*laughs in canadian*
@@pandapotato5121 In Purge: Election Year (I think it was Election Year, but not 100% sure), we see the Purge as a two-way movement. Every year, millions of people leave the US to evade the Purge (and return later, probably because they have a stable job and don't want to restart from 0 in another country), while it also attracts tourists from around the world who visit the US in March to do some Purging of their own.. And I think that when the Purge was introduced, emmihration rates went up for a few years, it just wasn't mentioned in the movies.
Just take a vacation to another country and go back once everyone has calmed down
This is why they won the Content Creator Award 2020. They literally took the most violent thing you could do on a night with no laws, and made it profitable, mentally stable, and good for other people
ruclips.net/video/b9FunEkhTNo/видео.html ,
Do not
The reason why people love this stuff is because, secretly, inside people can be very violent. But sense most violent acts are illegal, the best the average person can do is watch people murder each other.
Laughs in AK-47
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me: teams in Minecraft hunger games
Chicken Nugget how evil could you get
I remember when that wasn’t against the rules
bajan hates you now
You monster
*joins team* Git all de loot...
Gosh, imagine MatPat´s search history after this video ....
- How much is a dead body worth?
- How quickly does a human liver decay after dying?
- Is a heart useless after death?
Nah he probably looked at William Afton's search history 🤣🤣
Fun fact skin is sold for $10 an inch
"For 12 hours, all crime is legal"
me: turns in overdue homework without doing it
I do that already
Just destroy the school already
yes
lol
@@yashas1911 wat you bad kid lol
"For one night only, all crime is legal."
Scott Cawthon: Time to rewrite the lore and send MatPat a picture of me doing it.
Matpat: rage mode on
That is TRUE EEEVVVIIILLL
the PAIN. oh THE PaIn ItS UnBeArAbLe
Scott Cawthon: *Makes the bulge bigger*
Well then Scott better hope he can't be found, because come next purge Mat will have a score to settle XD
“For one night all crime is legal”
Successfully outpizzas the hut
``Hey kid, you successfully outpizzas the hut? Hm, interesting. How about you meet me in that alleyway over there? Don't worry, I won't do anything that, say, will leave you a corpse.``
"Wait, that's illegal!"
Dipper pines you are under arrest for a international war crime
No, it’s impossible, you can’t!
Hi dinner pins
Step one: Don’t wrong anyone
Step two: Leave the country on purge day
Step three: You’re safe
Step one and a half: Buy a crematorium and a bunch of freezer trucks and negotiate a contract with the city.
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me: illegal lego building techniques
🤔what techniques
Gabriel martinez it’s illegal
Changing my age to 100 and building a lego set
@@theboostedbass5297 no it's not your legally allowed to tell me
Curses! foiled again!! So close to beating my record number of likes.
“Where all crime is legal”
**makes password with 7 characters**
>:0
**forgets the password**
*makes a password with 6 CHARACTERS*
Uh
Marioluigiyoshipeachdaisybowsertoad ?
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
The opening skit is definitely what I would do. Pirate everything.
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Nick Cage: "I'm going to steal the declaration of Independence"
As ya do.
My god, he’s a madlad.
WiskyR6 best one I’ve heard!
Me: *Raids area 51* Be smart pls
@@XPsykic162 the actual mad lad
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me: *Sneaks into zoo to pet animals*
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Zoo animals: *eat the person that broke into the zoo and tried to pet them*
@@LucyTheBox I'd steal the cute animals
Jessica Newmaker You can’t... if you kept them past the 12 hours then you’re prosecuted for stealing🤣watch the video next time
Or steal the more harmless exotic species as pets.
Me: *steals a lemur and names it Momo*
to be honest i think if the purge happened irl, things wouldn’t be as chaotic as it is in the movie
somebody copied ur comment (or u copied their comment idk)
People would be more scared than they would like to admit
Most people would probably be in bed, trying to sleep through it.
@@SamuraiDoggo14 tbf i think thats what most people do but that wouldn't make a interesting movie
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me: *finds a way to break the laws of physics*
You crazy son of a bitch
nope nope You my friend are a mad genius.
legal =/= possible
It's already legal to break the laws of physics. You might even get an award for it.
Naisu
Galileo,Stephen hawking and Albert Instien and old newton wood be proud son
_For one night, All crime is legal_
Me: *Deletes the Student Loan Records*
Make sure you get rid of the backups. Deleting files is all for naught if they have a backups, whether digital or physical.
Thank you
Facts mate the purge will save us from loans 🎃
I would take this one step further and delete all debt from people. So much better for people’s lives.
@@ssumbody6251 but then how will the universities fund their services if they don't have money coming in from students?
MatPat: "The casino can cheat you"
Me: "Werent they already doing that?"
yes but now they don't have to pretend they aren't or pay people off for that specific day! XD
Hehe 420 likes
Yeah lol
but jow they can cheat you... in a illegal way.
Thank you guys for all the likes!
favourite vid of this channel. i seek things that aren't sunshine and rainbows
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me: *Switches the Fiction and Non-Fiction sections in a library*
That's evil and marvellous, love it
Dude, that's just being a jerk.
That's just evil
You’re a monster
@RossTheBoss 101 you hav bpth the top comments
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me : Touch a "Do not touch" sign
*dies*
thuglife
Yes best idea
R/madlads
@@General_Townes
Wow, just wow
Just straight up mentions
*DIES*
"for one night all crime is legal"
Me: deletes my student loans
.
Why not everyone’s loans?
Weak. You Need to go Full Tyler Durden here. Go big or go home.
@Eric Zheng (Gets shot by everyone raiding and the guards)
Samee
You could also donate some of those organs, then you are a hero to many people making you less of a target to other people during a Purge.
Okay but like, this dude is a dad
He has custody of a child
A tiny HUMAN
And I'm so proud
Fish, where is Pukicho?
@@laneblair6491 purged
fish?
Fuck u owen
Street man only sluts watch south park
“For one night, all crime is legal”
*Cites wikipedia as a source*
Every teacher has left the chat
Whoa whoa whoa calm down there buddy lol
That’s to far
You’re insane!
LMAO
F.B.I agent: Sir, we have flagged a suspicious seacrh about profitable crimes.
AGENT: Who's doing it
F.B.I agent: It's that guy again, Matthew Patrick
AGENT: Ah, just leave it
Underated comment.
Darth Vader wait you’re alive?!
@Krzysztof Bartczak yep
@@SparklingWater445 sup
Very under rated comment
The opening
Steph and Matt: let's relax
Ollie: I got a gun
For one night, all crime is legal.
Me: gets a sanitizer that kills 100% of germs.
That's not illegal that's dark magic
@@burrowhooman3475 same
Holy crap.
(€_€ ). (. }_})
yes
“For one night all crime is legal”
Matpat: *drinks NORMAL coke*
Let's Not Get Crazy!
I'm going two use two instead of to
Also fuck a melon
@@Stonecargo21 No, don't fuck melons, whenever I saw something like that.
*gasp*
It sounds very sexual, do not fuck melons, but, you know, _fuck the melons._
@Anthony Lozano oh melons? You clearly haven’t tried pineapples!
@@thetruecake5923 the acid in the pineapples burn
Looking back at this after the final game theory video makes me understand so much more about this stuff lol
"For one night, all crime is legal."
_Goes biking without a helmet._
*gasp*
Underated
**GASP**
BRO chill....
No
Normal people : aww no there are dead people on the floor... poor lives
Matpat : ehh moneh moneh moneh moneh moneh moneh
lol
well, he also talked about helping people too
*MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY*
🦀🦀🦀 monehhh
It was really cool to see your call to action at the end of the video for signing up for Be The Match Registry. I signed up to be a bone marrow donor in 2015 and in 2021 I was matched with a 25 year old female with aplastic anemia. I ended up having the surgery in Washington DC after they flew me all the way from Indiana. I am proud to say my marrow saved her life, she was about to be declared terminal and was given months to live, and now she is in remission to this day. So cool to see this being referenced. Not going to lie, I didn’t see it coming after watching this video 😅
"For 12 hours, all crime is legal"
Me: *eats a Kinder surprise egg in the US*
Whait what? How is that a crime? Serious question.
Yeah Kinder Eggs are now legal and have been for months
@@alexisguillen8400 kids have choked on the toys inside them making them outlawed * I have no clue if they are now*
@@cheechpria4962 Then I'll fall back to bringing an entire suitcase filled to the brim with water bottles through customs
I can legally eat kinder surprise eggs
“For one night, all crime is legal.”
Me: *Turns on back seat light in the car*
*Gasp*
You Monster
:O
Woah buddy that’s a bit too far
Yo that's my ps4 picture
Handholding
matpat: grabs his chainsaw
"I coming for you scott cawthon!"
Jackson Fidler UNDERRATED COMMENT 🤣
Considering my name is scott... I'm scared now
Scott's better
Paranoia Person he was talking about Scott cawthon but now I love the idea of Matpat getting so fed up with fnaf he declares war on all Scott’s
In the Purge universe I’d always rent a home, never buy, keep portable wealth in a small portable safe, keep all my insurance paid up for my vehicle and possessions and disappear on a camping trip into the deep woods 3 days ahead of time with amphetamines, a couple of 9mms and my AR15 with my Dobermans with canned food for me and the dogs, my safe, and we’d camp without a fire very far from the vehicle and I’d stay awake and alert during the event
“All crime is legal”
Steals spy gear from the scholastic book fare
You brit or commonwealth? I'm New Zealand.
@@williamtang2299aye a fellow kiwi
@@williamtang2299 hello there mate, I drink tea and stuff, I guess... what are the other stereotypes Americans place on us? Oh yeah, um... I where a top hat! Ok, f*ck it, I'm a brit, so hello my brothers
@@williamtang2299 it’s an American thing that happens at schools this year my school couldn’t have it
How'd You Know
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me: use money cheats in gta online
I’ve seen some shit, but YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Popcorn Crew DUDE calm the fuck down
He/She is too Dangerous to be kept alive.
Hacks animal jam accounts and takes their diamonds
Oh my god, it’s Jason Bourne
“For one night, all crime is legal”
Me: carries a stack of 65 wood planks in Minecraft
*Breaks bedrock in hardcore mode*
Wow... Who ARE you people???
I would sleep in the nether
I love the guest appearance from Ollie. Never seen a picture cut out of him like Mat and Steph have.
“For one night, all crime is legal.”:
Me: *doesn’t pay parking meter*
MiriMoo most parking meters don’t need to be paid after 9:00 so...
Adelina Blaise: Jokes on you; I’m thirteen and I can’t even drive.😂
He is to dangerous to be kept alive
"Organ harvesting is illigal in all countries exept in iran."
*and China*
The only thing Chinese people are free to do
Edit:misspell
he literally said that line as I read this comment!
I'm gonna mention Hong Kong So we get banned
I live in iran
F***
hossein dargi how u even get internet
matpat:sell someones organs for money
me with 18 kidneys and four hearts
🤨📸
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me: *opens the toy boxes in a toystore*
_.weirdo ._ your a madman 😦
Open Pokémon cards in toy store
Rigby now you’re thinking!!
“All crime will be legal for 1 night”
Me: *Brings Water Bottle to Airport*
Sasuke honestly that should be illegal even during the purge
Me: *shouts bomb on every public area*
Unsealed water bottle into baseball game
WHERES THE VISCO IN YOU?!??!?! YOU TURTLE KILLLING SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKKS MONSTER SKSKSKKSKKSKSKSK AND I OOP SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKKSK AND I OOP TURTLE KILLING IST COOOOL OKAYYY?? SKKSKSKSKSKKS
"All crime is legal"
*wipes student loan and mortgage debts*
Not all heroes wear capes confirmed!
NO,no,no what you should do is burn the whole building down that contains all student loan debt records.
YES!
Wow now I want a purge day
Banks would have back ups or turn the servers off
this is one of those videos where taking a while to find the answer is a good thing
"For one Night, All Crime is Legal"
Me: *Registers with a Username already in use*
Nope that’s still illegal
Dayum
no international crimes buddy
That's sick, you're sick
An absolute madlad right here 😳
“For one night all crime is legal”
Me: *its big brain time* time to visit area 51
U smart
*gets shot
Not smart they will shot u
Ender master Of minecraft forgot about that part
No they can shoot u because it's the purge
nobody:
MatPat: ORGAN HARVESTING
The Bronze Eagle don't spoil for 0 comedy effect you dumb nugget
Don't forget, if you can't take the organs, you can still just pick off the guns, wallets, and jewelry off of the corpses, also, another reason for a bank robbery to fail is that EVERYONE wod try their luck at that
“For one night, all crime is legal”
Me: turns on car light at night while my mom is driving
Jasmine Lynch WJJSJEJSNSEMJS WAIT THATS ILLEGAL
NOOOOOOO
Jasmine Lynch not actually illegal
A C r/woosh
Jasmine Lynch but you can do that right now your joke is shit Lmao. Guaranteed most people liked your comment cos a lot of people believe the misconception that it is illegal to turn on the light in your car whilst driving at night so Woosh yourself cos ur dumb 🤣
"For 12 hours all crime is legal"
Me: cuts the Tags off my mattress.
Arnav Tibrewala lol the funny part is that that tag is to help you know what’s in the mattress so that companies can’t just put anything they want in there.
Now that’s to evil for the purge.
Jofuss The conqueror Oh your right I just googled it. Though a website advises that you keep it for the warranty.
@@therabbit555 also sleep on matress
You guys are running the JOKE
“For one night, all crime is legal”
Me: let me change my grades real quick..
Wed RegRaw "perfect crime" lol
Best crime ever for students
@@spoopy9689 kill em. They can't do it from the grave
“For one night, all crime is legal”
Me: steals some textbooks
It may be legal but its against school rules
That Oli with a gun is one of the cutest things I've ever seen, and also one of the funniest
"For one night, all crime is legal"
*says frick on a christian minecraft server*
ooooo
YOU MAD MAN
You are worse than satan ...
To risky
Yazz HA
YOU ARE PATHETIC
*plays mario for an two hours instead of one*
“For one night all crime is legal”
Me: brings out side candy to the movies
Thats not illegal i found that out when i was at the movies and a bag of skittles fell out my bra when i bent over to tie my shoes the lady who checked my ticket told me like honestly how rude i didnt spend a solid half an hour hiding food all over my body
Art by Madison actually I’m like 75% sure that it’s legal, but they don’t want you to. I’m pretty sure the only food you can’t bring in are hot foods, like a turkey or steak, or alcohol
No that's legal
Art by Madison o m g YOUR PFP IS FROM CASTLE SWIMMERRRRRR EEE
XD
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me: *signs up to club penguin without parental consent*
Rip Club Penguin
You didn’t hear did you
I’m so sorry
But that's not illegal🤦♂️
@@joshpeddie2065 that is the joke
I feel like what Matt SHOULD have did in this video was explain where or how you’d sell corpses, because crime or not I feel a hospital wouldn’t wanna take a random street corpse
“All crime is legal for 12 continuous hours.”
Me: Turns off ‘restricted mode’ on my school RUclips account
:O
EvanGaming2000 g r/woooosh
Hahahahaha
*GASP*
You’re a madman
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me an intellectual: *gets rid of the student loan debt*
Exactly.
Me an intellectual: Dont live or study in the USA, so you dont have a student loan.
@@g.tiegler4237 lmao
You don't have student loan debt just from living in the US. And people only need student loans if they or their parents didn't save money for college tuition
@@g.tiegler4237 man your country must suck if your dumb enough to think that having a student loan has to do with living in america
@@angelarzola2438 he isnt stupid. it is just shocking that so many people are in debt. it just proves that usa's education costs so much. much more than other countries.
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me: *goes to pet shop at take all the cats*
bad move my friend
then you get out of the pet shoo and someone shoots all the cats
saame
Yes.Including kittens.
Cats suck
That intro is SO relatable!
Also another way to survive is to make it like a second Christmas for other people, come on free gifts for you and your children or whatever… it makes you a less likely target for people to want to hurt you because you could give them like a ps5 in exchange for your life and you could just go steal another one if you want.
"For one night,all crime is legal"
Area 51 guards: sweating nervously
Jędrzej Misiorny Area 51 guards once they notice they are allowed to use all the alien stuff: *_tough guy finger snapping_*
The purge should’ve been on September 20th
“For one night, all crime is legal”
Me: fills the Coca-Cola factory with mentos
Jesus christ.
"goes out with a BANG!!"
Can I come??
Yo I’m down
I'm in!
"For one night, all crime is legal"
Me: *bootleg musicals*
We found another one bois