@@jadawilliams2319 There is a fetish for that, so it’s not too far from possibility Though very rare, I’d assume *(Please don’t assume anything of me I just replied this just for learning purposes i swear-)*
My partner and I have been together for almost 10 yrs now and share a child together. It still drives me nuts when he farts near me but if he ever farted in my face like the pigs in these videos, he would learn his lesson real quick with an uppercut to the balls. 😂
Definitely need more subscribers on this channel. I don’t know why you don’t have a million on both as it is. Your content keeps this old lady laughing 😂.
Naw, this disrespectful asf lol. Not in the face man 😂😂 like idc if my girl fart around me, it happens yknow but straight up in the face 🤦🏿♂️ hell no lol
When I met my boyfriend I told him (not right away lol) 'Look I fart, I shit, I burp) I am not one of those girly girls who pretend they don't so if you don't like that move on. Well he was more worried than I was. If I had to fart I farted. The first time he farted in front of me he was so embarrassed. I was like seriously? I fart daily. We would never do it in each other's faces but I don't hide the fact I fart. In my opinion, farts are funny, laughter is a key to happiness. I am a happy person 😂
I know ppl fart but I don't want to torture people with gas made from shyt😂 or burps from pre-vomit. I go to the bathroom and pull my underwear down to fart. I don't want the smell trapped in my undies
@@moxiemaxie3543 the average a person farts a day is like 14-23. You run to the bathroom every single time?? I don't have time for that. I have manners but not running to the bathroom every single fart lmao
@@moxiemaxie3543😂😂😂😂😂 word! I straight up will step outside and rip ass in the wind. We tell our 10 year old to fart way on the other side of the room or go to her room and do it 😂 No one wants your ass wind up their nose lmao
My husband has a buddy named Nate and he decided to tell everyone about this one time, he went down on a girl and she farted, and now he's known as "fart face Nate" 😂😂😂
That's why you also don't put your toothbrush in the same space as your toilet, as the poop particles float onto surfaces. Also close your mouth around people that fart , just run LOL
My bf literally refuses to fart around ANYONE or in public in general. He would go to the bathroom jus to do so & if he’s not near one he just holds it 😭😭
What boyfriend, real boyfriend that actually cares about you, would fart in your face? That's a stupid dude if he does that, a really stupid dumbass one, I had one that kinda tried to do that to me, he farted and tried to pull the covers up over my head, I was mad
Lol you cracked me up when you were like this is what my first sound like and then you started dancing to the music notes flying around haha that cracked me. Lol who's farts go to college lmaoo 😅
You make me laugh so much. Unrelated some guy on FB was simping so hard om my pic he said "You're so pretty I bet when you take a shiit they come out as chocolate chip cookies. I was ao appauled his comment was turned down and FB banned him.
I try to be really chill about normal bodily functions , but when my bf let's a massive disgusting one rip , and it's in the kitchen while I'm cooking breakfast , and it just smells like shit , I get irritated . It's gross to me anywhere in the house , but it's a normal healthy thing so I don't get mad , but if he EVER did this on purpose I would pack up and go .
My husband and I have been married almost 25 years. We can be sitting next to each other on the sofa, cuddled up together and fart on each other. Do we make comment and the other laughs? Yes. But when you’ve been together this long, you don’t care anymore. You need to fart, you fart. But never in the face, that’s just wrong and overstepping the bounds of funny to gross.
Call me uptight, but I’m the type of woman where if a man did that to me on purpose he’d be sleeping on the couch. That’s disgusting and not how you treat your partners. It drives me crazy when people broadcast their fetishes and then act like it’s just innocent. If you have a gross kink, at least be honest about what you’re pedaling.
this is something i would expect from a brother, not a boyfriend/husband
It’s sooo immature
my brother farts in my face, it makes me want to murder him, though i have self control
Ikrr my bro used to fart on me 😂😂😂
@kimtaetae7226
Omg I love your pfp
@@Ineedanap56 awee thank u and same hehe 🤭🤭✌️
That fart song was so beautiful it made me cry and shed tears, thank you for this blessing to my ears
Fr it made me cry truly inspiring made me want to write a poem
HELP THE DIGITAL FOOTPRINT I GIGGLED
Yes it was so incredibly talented
Layze: A fart composer ahead of his time (and his farts went to college)! We should all aspire to be as talented.
A natural born bottom burping fartsmith indeed✅💯✅
Real
Major disrespect of consent and boundaries in a relationship of any kind if you think this is okay to do to someone
Imagine consenting to getting farted in the face lol!
@@jadawilliams2319 There is a fetish for that, so it’s not too far from possibility
Though very rare, I’d assume
*(Please don’t assume anything of me I just replied this just for learning purposes i swear-)*
@@lamppost3520honestly…in this weird world today…it’s prolly not that rare 😂😂
@@lamppost3520 lmao
@@lamppost3520lol I remember some girl asking for feet pics from someone on roblox 💀💀💀
That fart song got me crying in the corner, ur literally the funniest, thank u x
My partner and I have been together for almost 10 yrs now and share a child together. It still drives me nuts when he farts near me but if he ever farted in my face like the pigs in these videos, he would learn his lesson real quick with an uppercut to the balls. 😂
😂
You go Queen
Yup
Why do women always have to involve private parts to everything-
Like it might be a joke but it's weird
Definitely need more subscribers on this channel. I don’t know why you don’t have a million on both as it is. Your content keeps this old lady laughing 😂.
Whats his other channel?? I’ve been looking for it 😭
@@00st307-mi think its layze
@@00st307-mIt's called imactuallylazy if you haven't found it yet
I was wondering if it's time to fart in my relationship. Lmao I'm just never farting again 😅
You can fart just don’t be weird about it lol
Just don't do it in their face
@@ssssssssssssssssssssssssssszzzEWW WDF LOL!
You can fart Just don’t do it in front of each other 😂
Same I feel like it's inappropriate to do it in the presence of someone in general if it's with a family member I say sorry😭
The fact that i was scared to breath to not smell any thing while watching making me lough
imagine if that happened to me in reality 🤡
Naw, this disrespectful asf lol. Not in the face man 😂😂 like idc if my girl fart around me, it happens yknow but straight up in the face 🤦🏿♂️ hell no lol
Exactly, you might as well just spit on her
Thanks Layze! My internet search is officially questionable…. “Can you get pink eye from someone farting in your face?” 😹🤮😹
HWLPPPPP 😭😭😭😭 I can’t stop laughing at this comment
When I met my boyfriend I told him (not right away lol) 'Look I fart, I shit, I burp) I am not one of those girly girls who pretend they don't so if you don't like that move on. Well he was more worried than I was. If I had to fart I farted. The first time he farted in front of me he was so embarrassed. I was like seriously? I fart daily. We would never do it in each other's faces but I don't hide the fact I fart. In my opinion, farts are funny, laughter is a key to happiness. I am a happy person 😂
I know ppl fart but I don't want to torture people with gas made from shyt😂 or burps from pre-vomit. I go to the bathroom and pull my underwear down to fart. I don't want the smell trapped in my undies
@@moxiemaxie3543 the average a person farts a day is like 14-23. You run to the bathroom every single time?? I don't have time for that. I have manners but not running to the bathroom every single fart lmao
23 time a day? don't want to scare you, but you should def go check yourself dude, it could be sign of health problem
@@aliya6158 nope type it into Google. The average is like 14-23. Maybe you need a doctor
@@moxiemaxie3543😂😂😂😂😂 word! I straight up will step outside and rip ass in the wind. We tell our 10 year old to fart way on the other side of the room or go to her room and do it 😂 No one wants your ass wind up their nose lmao
Dead ass you had me lmfao'ing Làyze, at the fart composing 😂😂😂 you're seriously underrated and you should have ALL the subs! Love youuu ❤❤❤
My husband has a buddy named Nate and he decided to tell everyone about this one time, he went down on a girl and she farted, and now he's known as "fart face Nate" 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😭😭😂😂😂😂
That's so disgusting. And the comments on tiktok.. like wtf 😂
I'd react like the black girl in the car 💯
That's why you also don't put your toothbrush in the same space as your toilet, as the poop particles float onto surfaces. Also close your mouth around people that fart , just run LOL
Closing the lid when you flush cuts that way down
@@shannond1511 Brilliant lol
I use an electric tooth brush so I always keep it inside the little case thing that came with it lol
Some people wonder why the people who watch Layze call him a hero. Well, it’s because he sacrifices his mental health for us in every video.
That is nasty 🤢 he dutched oven her 🤮Thats just straight disrespectful if that happened to me We fighting 🥊
😂 bro u are so funny I just read the title and I cracked up 😂
Eww oh hell no I'd immediately break up with my bf if he did this. Some girls standards are in hell if they think this is acceptable in a partner.
It's a good day to be single 😂
I thought this was only something elementary school boys did to one another when girls weren't around.
Having a boyfriend farting in my face 👀 damn you won't believe what i would do to him 😅😅
I zoned out for a bit and turned back to see him vining to classical music and that one weird sound effect and I’m dying 💀
My bf literally refuses to fart around ANYONE or in public in general. He would go to the bathroom jus to do so & if he’s not near one he just holds it 😭😭
my brother sat on my face and farted while I was watching tv (JUST AN HOUR LATER AFTER BATHING!!)
My husband is afraid I'll "beat him" if he does anything like that lol
Girlboss and Malewife!!!!!!
Not me laughing the whole time, honestly I expected that from a brother not a boyfriend or husband 😂😂
What boyfriend, real boyfriend that actually cares about you, would fart in your face? That's a stupid dude if he does that, a really stupid dumbass one, I had one that kinda tried to do that to me, he farted and tried to pull the covers up over my head, I was mad
Omg Layze is Crayze 😂😂 This has to be one of his funniest videos 😂
That is a reason to end the relationship it’s basically saying “ I Don’t Respect You “
4:31 ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE?! 🎶🎵💨
Oh God ...a musical farter...ONLY swayze could
If that's not a kink that those girls and guys have idk what that is.
“I’m not like a regular farter my farts went to college” noted
"Oop wrong music.." 😂
The part when he danced to his fart got me 💀 dead 🤣
OMG when he said my farts doesn't smell like 💩 and then showed us how he farts LOL,I WAS LAUGHINGMFOR 1 HOUR STRAIGHT
That fart song tho 😂😂😂 what a banger! 😂😂
Bro layze is the funniest person i swear-
4:25 God I just LOVE your videos 😂😂😂😂😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol you cracked me up when you were like this is what my first sound like and then you started dancing to the music notes flying around haha that cracked me. Lol who's farts go to college lmaoo 😅
4:31 i started crying, so damn beautiful, i cant even-
I can't with this dude😂😂
I LIKED IT AND IT WENT FROM 6K TO 6.1K AHHHH THAT FEELING P.s I love your videos
For some unknown reason guys think its funny when really its plain disgusting n disrespectful!!
💀.. He would be out.. Trough the window
This is how Matto started…farts in a jar!!! 😂😂😂
Who’s matto
You make me laugh so much. Unrelated some guy on FB was simping so hard om my pic he said "You're so pretty I bet when you take a shiit they come out as chocolate chip cookies. I was ao appauled his comment was turned down and FB banned him.
4:27 not him vibing 😂💗
You cannot skip his videos you make my day😭
9:04 AINT NO WAY THAT CAME FROM A STAY 😭😭😭😭 I TOUGHT STAYS LIKE ME WERE NORMAL 😭😭😭😭😭
HELP FR
if my boyfriend farted on my face then ima kick him out of the house
4:27 EWW WDF LOL 😂😂😂 I WASNT EXPECTING THAT FROM YOU!! 😂😂
@@TheGr8Mimikaius 🤦♂️ that’s messed 🆙 bro
@@TheGr8Mimikaius yeeeees!! You 🫵insulted my name!!!! 😡
@DiaperSNiFFER I deleted the replies, sorry for offending you.....
@@DiaperSNiFFER what did he say?! 😳
@@Infamous_cricket_1he made fun of my name AKa my username RUclips
His fart turned into a whole musical number😭
4:27 this was a bop
😂😂😂 more videos porfavor. Amo este canal ❤
I saw a video that said if someone farts in your face you get pink eye . From your video looks like it’s true 🤷🏻♀️ fart song got me 😂😂😂😂
I try to be really chill about normal bodily functions , but when my bf let's a massive disgusting one rip , and it's in the kitchen while I'm cooking breakfast , and it just smells like shit , I get irritated . It's gross to me anywhere in the house , but it's a normal healthy thing so I don't get mad , but if he EVER did this on purpose I would pack up and go .
My husband and I have been married almost 25 years. We can be sitting next to each other on the sofa, cuddled up together and fart on each other. Do we make comment and the other laughs? Yes. But when you’ve been together this long, you don’t care anymore. You need to fart, you fart. But never in the face, that’s just wrong and overstepping the bounds of funny to gross.
9 months ago
Fart baby
Omw!!! Thanx for your beautifully composed fart song!!!😅 Great content as always!!😅❤
Eating while watching this video was a mistake💀
4:27 GOT ME DOING THE MOST UGLIEST CACKLE I EVER HEARD😭
Omg i love layze 😂 thank you for your videos
I love how he created a song out of farts 😭
Mi ricorda gli episodi de The Family Guy, The Griffin. 😂 Peter che scorreggia in faccia a Meg!😅😂😂
Nah that farting like its music is some real talent LOL.
Omg, yes. I found a video of yours that i haven’t watched!😊
i lost it all at 4:26 😭
if i was in a relationship and they farted just near me i'd break up with them😭
If my bf did this he better run
This feels like a way my father would “play” with me. And he wonders why I cried…
Layze low-key has a fart fetish😂😂😂
4:32 help my sisters were close to Me and i put it on almost FULL volume 😭🤚🤚
Everything you smell is microscopic particulars of whatever you're smelling.
2:41 bro sharted 💀
layze you did us dirty with this video quality (screenwise)
That song was absolutely incredible
I love how laze uses the same wigs for his other channel lol
I never knew farts were so deep.
That teddy bear seen some shit 😂
Oop
how is this not members only 😭 (im joking)
This video had me in tears the whole time!!!😂😂😂
4:36 got me crackling on the toilet
Call me uptight, but I’m the type of woman where if a man did that to me on purpose he’d be sleeping on the couch. That’s disgusting and not how you treat your partners. It drives me crazy when people broadcast their fetishes and then act like it’s just innocent. If you have a gross kink, at least be honest about what you’re pedaling.
What a day to have the name Tarah. I feel attacked 😅
Not happening over here, it's bad enuf when I'm in the same room! Need to keep a candle beside the bed lol
LOL” They don’t have the size of a football”.
✨️NoNgMo FaRtS~✨️😂🤣
ANYBODY REMEMBER THAT SOMETIMES YOUR BIG BROTHER OR SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY WOULD GIVE YOU A DUTCH OVEN!?!?!
i no longer wish to date 🤗
✨️NON GMO FAAARTS✨️😃
i dont even have a bf tho how could he fart in my face 😭😭
If my husband farts on my face I’ll block him
I’m your biggest fan and I subscribe to your RUclips channel❤🎉😊
5:19 If he eats all my food and farts on my face and that's supposed to be love...... Yea I don't want it 🧍🏽♀️
You almost to 640k sub 🎉
My cat does those silent farts 😂
Dario is so funny 😂
NO WHEN I WAS 8 I USED TO JOKE ABOUT SHIT LIKE THIS AND NOW IM LIKE BITCH WHAT DOES THAT RLY HAPPEN??😭😭😭