Tik Toks Only The Gays Will Understand

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • i need someone to explain every single one of them
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  • @imactuallylazy
    @imactuallylazy  11 месяцев назад +2557

    At 14:16 i lied again,if you watch till the end,theres a secret message after the outro 🤫

    • @Tammyue.
      @Tammyue. 11 месяцев назад +71

      FIRST REPLY
      Edit: here b4 200+ likes on the comment

    • @HarrysMic-bh8wv
      @HarrysMic-bh8wv 11 месяцев назад +61

      Hehe, also ty for posting cause today was rough and I know this topic will be hilarious💀😭💅💗

    • @Animal_Lover_0.0
      @Animal_Lover_0.0 11 месяцев назад +23

      CAT

    • @anonymous-oc6ez
      @anonymous-oc6ez 11 месяцев назад +13

      i love your videos so much!

    • @angvampxie3807
      @angvampxie3807 11 месяцев назад +11

      4TH REPLY!

  • @nottclairaa
    @nottclairaa 10 месяцев назад +3974

    Anyone else just randomly found him and can't stop watching him

  • @Sakura_Lxlita
    @Sakura_Lxlita 11 месяцев назад +4146

    “i personally identify as a homosapien” i giggled

    • @Greenify_
      @Greenify_ 10 месяцев назад +20

      Why is ze comment have no replies 😮

    • @I_isBored
      @I_isBored 10 месяцев назад +14

      Nah fr- ☠️

    • @laurahooper7609
      @laurahooper7609 10 месяцев назад +40

      I personally identify as a cat in a humans body

    • @ilovemiladen
      @ilovemiladen 10 месяцев назад +44

      ​@@laurahooper7609therians be like 💀

    • @Vivian_yourgurll1929
      @Vivian_yourgurll1929 9 месяцев назад +11

      LMAO I SPITED OUT MY ✨WatEr✨ while reading that 😅

  • @yvestagram
    @yvestagram 11 месяцев назад +3682

    layze is literally the best dude on this platform

  • @zahrash8261
    @zahrash8261 4 месяца назад +362

    "how do you guys sit on chairs?"
    *me sitting on the chair with my back and leg spread out on the table: good question....*

    • @helenjudson5209
      @helenjudson5209 2 месяца назад

      @sti1473 u learn English u can't even spell girl and english the e has to be capital oml.

    • @SillyzWorld
      @SillyzWorld 2 месяца назад +5

      @sti1473Not everyone in the world knows English

    • @zahrash8261
      @zahrash8261 2 месяца назад +3

      *SORRY FEW MISSPELLS*

    • @user-su3vr4bs1g
      @user-su3vr4bs1g Месяц назад +2

      NAHH STOP IM LITERALLY LIKE THAT

  • @veronicamejia1890
    @veronicamejia1890 10 месяцев назад +542

    10:16 THE MOMENT OF REALIZATION LMFAOOOO

    • @Yes-ig1tu
      @Yes-ig1tu 5 месяцев назад +15

      Oh, how elastic it can be.

    • @just_me_0.0
      @just_me_0.0 3 месяца назад +12

      I had the realisation at the same time as him😭😭😭😭

    • @Lovelottie678
      @Lovelottie678 3 месяца назад +3

      FR LMAO

    • @Ur.Fav.Ashlyn
      @Ur.Fav.Ashlyn 2 месяца назад +2

      @@just_me_0.0I realized a little before

    • @Im_Outside_Your_Window_RUN
      @Im_Outside_Your_Window_RUN 2 месяца назад +3

      I didn't understand it....

  • @HarrysMic-bh8wv
    @HarrysMic-bh8wv 11 месяцев назад +4837

    I'm bisexual and barely understood ANY of this💀😭Thank you Layze for both traumatizing yourself for us and traumatizing us😍😍👣💗

  • @4ngelz.astr1d
    @4ngelz.astr1d 11 месяцев назад +1960

    Let's just appreciate how layze watches these traumatizing videos just to keep us entertained 😍

    • @JustNai22
      @JustNai22 11 месяцев назад +6

      YAS 😍

    • @sugaskookie
      @sugaskookie 11 месяцев назад +5

      Yes😂 thanks💜

    • @Catastrophic_31
      @Catastrophic_31 5 месяцев назад

      To profit off from peopleeho likesto be negative znd judgy

    • @Criticalmusic-m7r
      @Criticalmusic-m7r 3 месяца назад

      @4ngelzastr1d. Also for me too, LOL.

  • @xisseth
    @xisseth 10 месяцев назад +302

    4:18 it may be gag reflex bc the sword went all the way inside(at least that was my first thought 😭😭)

    • @sophiahemams7802
      @sophiahemams7802 2 месяца назад +5

      OooOooOh that makes sense

    • @Krydys
      @Krydys 2 месяца назад

      It's popping a condom

    • @licyvazquez6647
      @licyvazquez6647 Месяц назад

      I thought it was a p*Nis plug

    • @Greta-v8v
      @Greta-v8v Месяц назад

      yeah i was thinking about that too

  • @Sierra.Needs.Coffee
    @Sierra.Needs.Coffee 5 месяцев назад +98

    “We have a hat……..AND THEY WEAR IT….🤨” 8:57

  • @AdamG1
    @AdamG1 11 месяцев назад +1077

    I had a boss that would cut bananas in half with the skin on and then scoop the inside out with a spoon just so he wouldn't look like he was doing something else...

    • @jessicabellone913
      @jessicabellone913 11 месяцев назад +54

      Lmao 😂👻

    • @goodbher9244
      @goodbher9244 11 месяцев назад

      I eat bananas like a boss. By deepthroating that shit.

    • @PettyIsMyMiddleName
      @PettyIsMyMiddleName 11 месяцев назад +22

      😂 wow

    • @KillTheCupcakes
      @KillTheCupcakes 11 месяцев назад +128

      Imagine doing all that extra work instead of eating it like god intended

    • @kimareska
      @kimareska 10 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@KillTheCupcakesgod intended--- gurl I 😭😭😭

  • @vitalieguivan8830
    @vitalieguivan8830 11 месяцев назад +2349

    As a gay person, I'd like to provide some context for a few TikToks:
    1. At the timestamp 6:49, the content discusses abstinence and its potential effects on certain bodily fluids in men.
    2. The mention of 'sitting outside the bathroom waiting' is a reference to the bottoming partner taking hygiene precautions before engaging in intimate activities.
    If your comments were intended as sarcasm, I apologize - I genuinely wanted to contribute positively to the discussion. 🥺

    • @TheWalkingWrinkle
      @TheWalkingWrinkle 11 месяцев назад +183

      Thank you!!! Do you have any idea about the hat?!?!

    • @vitalieguivan8830
      @vitalieguivan8830 11 месяцев назад +152

      @@TheWalkingWrinkle I honestly have no idea. Perhaps it's the US meme, and I'm not familiar with it since I'm not local

    • @KillTheCupcakes
      @KillTheCupcakes 11 месяцев назад +1

      The scheduling eating and hookups is about having to cleanse your bootyhole by not eating for one day and having the hook up the day after for buttsex.

    • @TheJasperEffect
      @TheJasperEffect 11 месяцев назад +1

      its a gay clothing brand called nasty pig @@TheWalkingWrinkle

    • @rigelorion4436
      @rigelorion4436 11 месяцев назад +28

      What about the cap?.

  • @AdamE0325
    @AdamE0325 11 месяцев назад +368

    layze you’re so innocent abt some of these😭😭

    • @Oklmaooo
      @Oklmaooo 11 месяцев назад +20

      💀ikr ..omg felix !

    • @I_isBored
      @I_isBored 10 месяцев назад +1

      That’s because he isn’t gay ‼️‼️

    • @Neuvillette377
      @Neuvillette377 10 месяцев назад

      Nah he is normal. Those dirty ass deprived bches are just addicted to porn

    • @crocopig
      @crocopig 9 месяцев назад +13

      Never expected to see a stay here lol

    • @Oklmaooo
      @Oklmaooo 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@crocopig stays all around world 🫵😭

  • @Sammysmom123
    @Sammysmom123 3 месяца назад +29

    8:25 i googled the brand it's called nasty pig and there website said they mostly target gay men

  • @AubrieUrBestie
    @AubrieUrBestie 9 месяцев назад +73

    5:11 I sit outside the bathroom waiting for my brother to come out of the shower so I can go pee 💀

  • @WeirdSnakeGal
    @WeirdSnakeGal 11 месяцев назад +881

    "Problems only gay guys have: Not knowing if that other dude is flirting with you or just being nice."
    Straight guys really struggle with that one too because they always seem to think that a women just glancing in their general direction means they're into them 😂

    • @Zeeboklown
      @Zeeboklown 11 месяцев назад +10

      That's.. not true, and also a very one sided mindset.. js

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Zeeboklownit’s 💯 true.

    • @KillTheCupcakes
      @KillTheCupcakes 11 месяцев назад +82

      @@Zeeboklownit is true. Just bc you don’t personally do it, doesn’t mean majority don’t.

    • @BaldCoryxKenshinfan
      @BaldCoryxKenshinfan 11 месяцев назад +90

      Some straight guys will also think that gay guys are trying to flirt with them/hit on them by only looking in their general direction. 😭

    • @magnus1383
      @magnus1383 10 месяцев назад +35

      Women can't necessarily tell when a dude is flirting or being nice either XD

  • @Richiecandylover
    @Richiecandylover 11 месяцев назад +825

    As a full fledged gay… I’m super confused by these TikToks… Your commentary is COMEDY GOLD!! The HEY SISTERS killed me!!!

    • @nelyintheaction5718
      @nelyintheaction5718 10 месяцев назад

      Man are dumb to understand

    • @TBATG
      @TBATG 10 месяцев назад +8

      Wow you really said full fledged......

    • @Catastrophic_31
      @Catastrophic_31 5 месяцев назад

      Yea but these content creators do not see them as tiktok trends with varieties from girls,gays,lesbians to gum men... But always carelessly just use ot to promote homophobic mindset

    • @coreyw8739
      @coreyw8739 4 месяца назад +1

      Bro that james charles jumpscare tho!😂😂

    • @Lowkey_siren
      @Lowkey_siren 3 месяца назад +1

      Hey i always wanted a gay bestie can u be one for me

  • @Mollyyy373
    @Mollyyy373 10 месяцев назад +174

    “Am I gay quiz” was something everyone did as a kid 💀

  • @Cryling_IsHere
    @Cryling_IsHere 7 месяцев назад +51

    7:47
    Means getting better at c@mming

  • @Whimsical_WisteriaXD
    @Whimsical_WisteriaXD 2 месяца назад +23

    12:09 i actually understood, it was only about a year and a half ago that i formed my first crush on a woman (as a woman) and i had no idea how it would turn out bc i didnt know if she was gay or not and she was one of my best friends at the time, a year later we are a happy couple and love eachother very much :]

  • @SchleichClub12
    @SchleichClub12 11 месяцев назад +448

    Layze never fails to make me cackle so hard I almost shit my pants 💀

    • @sugaskookie
      @sugaskookie 11 месяцев назад +8

      Oh no! 😂 Please don't! You'll smell bad bad! 😊

    • @zukoo_washeree
      @zukoo_washeree 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@sugaskookie💀

    • @sugaskookie
      @sugaskookie 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@zukoo_washeree BTS smell good 😍💜

    • @SchleichClub12
      @SchleichClub12 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@sugaskookie lmao

    • @sugaskookie
      @sugaskookie 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@SchleichClub12 BTS smell so yummy fresh 🥺💜

  • @PoliceOfficer-b4d
    @PoliceOfficer-b4d 11 месяцев назад +931

    I'm bi and like 90% of these make 0 sense

  • @Aminah-jw3gf
    @Aminah-jw3gf 10 месяцев назад +202

    “ I personally identify as a homo sapien” had me on the floor😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @SmileReal
      @SmileReal 6 дней назад

      u r gay u used too many emojis!!!!

  • @JessieMHadaller
    @JessieMHadaller 8 месяцев назад +98

    9:48 it’s the size of the opening…

  • @NadyaFaber
    @NadyaFaber 9 месяцев назад +26

    HIM: *shouts* James
    JAMES: hi sisters
    ME: 😶👏

    • @NadyaFaber
      @NadyaFaber 9 месяцев назад +1

      Can't imagine am dirty minded😂😂

  • @Thobie11
    @Thobie11 10 месяцев назад +157

    2:23 “let me try that again,I think he was sleeping” layzeeeee, the things you do for us honey 😭😭😭🤣

    • @Ashetss
      @Ashetss Месяц назад +1

      EXCESSIVE USE OF EMOJIS YOU MUST BE GAY👹👹👹👁️👄👁️🔥🔥 /j

    • @m0szy._B0nez.o_O
      @m0szy._B0nez.o_O Месяц назад

      ​@@Ashetss uh..

  • @maddyyeet9669
    @maddyyeet9669 11 месяцев назад +418

    The fuckin "HI SISTERS!" 😭 0:58

  • @ConfidentUnicorn
    @ConfidentUnicorn 10 месяцев назад +259

    So, Layze. Not sure if another comment already explained, but, the video that reads "sitting outside the bathroom" means that said person is waiting for their partner to finish prepping the booty for booty play. The next sentence, regarding the sitting, follows up from booty play since if the prep isn't good enough or the play was rough; it may be uncomfortable to sit.
    Thank you for attending my TedTalk.

    • @elcaballeronyc
      @elcaballeronyc 9 месяцев назад +28

      The sitting thing has nothing to do with booty play , there is simply a stereotype that gays are incapable of seating in a chair the correct way

  • @infinas33k
    @infinas33k 7 месяцев назад +27

    10:11 its his ass exspanding

  • @Cool.Aunt.Lilith
    @Cool.Aunt.Lilith 4 месяца назад +16

    11:45 THAT KILLED ME HELP

  • @Long_May_They_Raine
    @Long_May_They_Raine 11 месяцев назад +121

    The water thing was referring to going a month without… achieving a release.

    • @SolidSiren
      @SolidSiren 11 месяцев назад +38

      That makes no sense. Guys need to bust whether gay or straight.

    • @bugloverspiderlover8490
      @bugloverspiderlover8490 11 месяцев назад

      @@SolidSirenso stupid.

    • @edamame1879
      @edamame1879 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@SolidSireni think it's to indicate they've done blowjob to their bf?

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@SolidSirenIf you don't ejaculate for extended periods of time, either you'll get a wet dream or the body breaks down and reabsorbs the sperm. It's not like the stuff just accumulates until your balls are the size of footballs.

    • @wannaseeamagictrick410
      @wannaseeamagictrick410 7 месяцев назад

      yeah kinda dum, but now that I think about it.
      gay guys care a lot more about their bust than boy+girlie
      cuz you wanna bust hard

  • @m1raaq
    @m1raaq 11 месяцев назад +173

    layze is the only guy on planet that makes me stay alive

    • @asherlogansmommy
      @asherlogansmommy 11 месяцев назад +7

      I feel this.

    • @DanielSmedegaardBuus
      @DanielSmedegaardBuus 10 месяцев назад

      I think that might be one "only if you're gay" test he missed in the video 😂

  • @joolz2305
    @joolz2305 10 месяцев назад +155

    No room full of comedy writers to come up with the jokes for him, Layze comes up with videos every few days and every one is hilarious, original and perfectly put together. Such an underrated talent, as well as a proud member of the Homo sapiens community😂

  • @Mels_little_earthling4.4.4
    @Mels_little_earthling4.4.4 Месяц назад +5

    3:38 he was able to lick the whole straw without gagging which ykyk

  • @Fallxxn_angxxl
    @Fallxxn_angxxl 10 месяцев назад +61

    1:51 W h A t???

  • @Amberlovespigs
    @Amberlovespigs 11 месяцев назад +112

    Layze is literally like my whole personality

  • @monkeywrenchmoment7208
    @monkeywrenchmoment7208 11 месяцев назад +189

    Omg you got this straight woman wanting to take the “am I gay” quiz!!!! 😂😂

  • @benjicleland7240
    @benjicleland7240 11 месяцев назад +153

    the hat is from the gay clothing brand Nasty Pig lmao

    • @Zeeboklown
      @Zeeboklown 11 месяцев назад +34

      Ty. I was combing the comments for the answer to this.

    • @magnus1383
      @magnus1383 10 месяцев назад +15

      I knew it had something to do with the logo, but it wasn't bad dragon, so I had no clue. I don't think we have this one where I live either XD

    • @AlonzoWard
      @AlonzoWard 7 месяцев назад +2

      Hahaha! I wear my NP hats when I want to be incognito. The ones in the know always acknowledge by saying nice hat. 😊

  • @YanexiMartinez-sy9bd
    @YanexiMartinez-sy9bd 6 месяцев назад +11

    13:26 12% percent lesbian? 😮

  • @I.am.Mrs.Mathers
    @I.am.Mrs.Mathers 11 месяцев назад +56

    At 12:38 I think he was talking about the “back door” being clean and ready to go

  • @joojunnie
    @joojunnie 11 месяцев назад +104

    I love how clueless layze is

  • @jx.one_5835
    @jx.one_5835 10 месяцев назад +77

    11:20 I think he means that when you see a gay couple you want them to know you are gay too/you support them but if you look at them they might find it weird/think you're homophobic.Also if you are with someone that doesn't know you are gay(for exapmle your parents),they might suspect you are.

  • @cherrypawz
    @cherrypawz 4 месяца назад +5

    11:14 the first few of these things are actually really valid things that gays go through. Or at least, i do.
    Especially in really conservative areas, you can never be sure if theyre actually gay or not unless you ask, but sometimes when you ask, people will take offense and ridicule you and treat you absolutely horrible for simply existing and "daring" to talk to them.
    So far, ive never had a reaction like that, but its always in the back of my mind that that is a real thing that could happen, and it makes me scared to even interact with others in the community that i see/know in public.

  • @T0MIE_G3NOKIE
    @T0MIE_G3NOKIE 10 месяцев назад +7

    "Wait... do lesbians eat vagainas??.."
    ( i had to put the video on 0.25x just to see dat end message, anymore last words? )
    They be eatin that VJJ wide open... like a door. They ate and left no crumbs, they ate it like a fry with a fork and a knife and a chicken with chopsticks.
    Help wtf am i saying-
    2:08
    Skinny peenis

  • @mar.asmr_
    @mar.asmr_ 11 месяцев назад +58

    I wanna live in that multiverse where there’s 2 layzes in the bathroom😂🤌🏻

  • @z00merang18
    @z00merang18 11 месяцев назад +30

    I feel bad for the lgbt community because of how marginalized and marketed it is. Its so surface level and shallow like its a stereotype and a toy for brands. Like everyone uses lgbt for something and now it lost its importance and the weight now. I cant really put it into words but yeah

    • @chynaanderson494
      @chynaanderson494 11 месяцев назад +13

      Tiktok tends to make every arbitrary label into an 🌟 aesthetic 🌟
      It's the same with the black community.

    • @Silly_Billy4578
      @Silly_Billy4578 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@chynaanderson494so true

  • @Tismunited
    @Tismunited 11 месяцев назад +49

    The videos are really funny but I’m concerned for your mental health, you’ve been pumping out all of these traumatizing videos. Your way stronger than all of us ❤❤❤

  • @CREAMY-MOON622
    @CREAMY-MOON622 10 месяцев назад +27

    9:10 that got me laughing 😭😭

  • @NameTwT
    @NameTwT 7 месяцев назад +30

    3:51 o trink He Ment that he has no gag Reflex

  • @crazycatlady6226
    @crazycatlady6226 10 месяцев назад +36

    As a women I also had to witness the towel trick.
    It’s not only the gays😂

  • @mbtisey
    @mbtisey 11 месяцев назад +61

    Notice how the tiktokers, in this video literally just labeled a part of everyday human behavior, ( except the water spitting guy) as gay, drinking hot coffee isn’t heterosexual or suspicious,…. Like I’m pretty sure gay & bisexual people are rather confused here.. 😂

    • @hinatamercury
      @hinatamercury 11 месяцев назад +11

      Nah. The spiting one is also normal for non gay people. Someone from the comments explained it and it has something to do with stimulation and delay

    • @magnus1383
      @magnus1383 10 месяцев назад +8

      It's about how deep the stick went into his mouth with the coffee one

    • @AlterEgo373
      @AlterEgo373 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@magnus1383that's what I thought! Deep-throating the stirrer vs just licking it. 🤣
      Also, the towel one is a normal dude thing too.

    • @abigailxmary
      @abigailxmary 9 месяцев назад +3

      the hot vs cold coffee is literally just a meme bc so many of us only drink iced coffee...

    • @Catastrophic_31
      @Catastrophic_31 5 месяцев назад +1

      Because after all it's just intenet trends having different versions for girls,men, gays,etc etc.

  • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
    @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 10 месяцев назад +45

    10:21 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mart_was_here
    @Mart_was_here 4 месяца назад +11

    11:56 STOP HAHAHAH

  • @Eklulu10
    @Eklulu10 8 месяцев назад +34

    3:35 i think he meant that starbucks is supposed to be a "feminine" thing

  • @Mei-dc6ff
    @Mei-dc6ff 11 месяцев назад +65

    This guy deserves a comedy award 🤣❗❗

  • @nordikcajun5417
    @nordikcajun5417 10 месяцев назад +43

    6:27 😂😂😂, my boyfriend always send bunch of emojis 🤣🤣 🙄😳

  • @jiminiechubbycheeksj6296
    @jiminiechubbycheeksj6296 11 месяцев назад +38

    Bro you can't just drop a video like this right before I'm about to start studying... Whateva I'll happily fail the test tomorrow if it's to watch layze

  • @Seeatree
    @Seeatree 9 месяцев назад +32

    8:07 I think its the hat brand

  • @Kinich-f2p
    @Kinich-f2p 8 месяцев назад +10

    11:27 bro i keeo grab hand my siblings for outside only brcause of saf57

  • @Monstertoes
    @Monstertoes 11 месяцев назад +54

    I think the hat one is maybe like a brand that mostly gay people buy from or something idk I can’t think of anything else

    • @Zeeboklown
      @Zeeboklown 11 месяцев назад +1

      What brand??

    • @RaymondTywaif
      @RaymondTywaif 11 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@ZeeboklownThe brand name is Nasty Pig, yes just like the pig nose design of the brand you can see from the hat.

  • @ventilatorkinn
    @ventilatorkinn 11 месяцев назад +64

    ive read a lot of fanfiction then i was young and had unlimited access to internet so i understood every single one of that’s stupid af cause it feels like one of that “im gay i lick banans” im crying are those people seriously posting some wattpad-like content to the whole fucking internet????

    • @mithinie
      @mithinie 11 месяцев назад

      Did I get anything right ?
      . Licking a urethral plug to add lube
      . Waiting outside the bathroom while guys are f*cking inside
      . The chair thing ???
      . Spitting the amount of sp*rm after a day of abstinence, a week, a month (I guess)
      . The hat thing ???
      . Well he understood the different sizes 🛟
      . Coordinating when you eat with your social activities to avoid messy endings 💩

    • @ootzanon3905
      @ootzanon3905 11 месяцев назад +3

      first of all your kangel pfp and secondly did you understand the cap one 😭

    • @autumn2911
      @autumn2911 11 месяцев назад +2

      Please tell us what they mean 😭

    • @goingtoheaven_
      @goingtoheaven_ 10 месяцев назад +2

      please explain

    • @ventilatorkinn
      @ventilatorkinn 10 месяцев назад

      okay sooo the first is obvious, second is about sucking that plastic thing like a di- next - before gay adult fun-time the person who be in passive position has to clean his butthole with clisma or special shower things so yeaah that’s kinda disgusting but its hygiene and i think everyone should learn about this cause no-one should get poop around their stick after(idk about how youtube responded to s€x so im so sorry for every dumb allegory), the chair sitting is smh sexy in the dominant male energy or smth like that way idk, excessive use of emojis is “girly” so “submissive” thats so stupid and stereotypical its like im manly man but in reverse. and the spitter is mb the сuм bc you’re starting to know the persons spots or smth and getting better at adult fun time with him. the cap is i think it’s about smth in american gay community and its like an indicator(?) for knowing is the person gay or no. the bottle to bucket to wire is the size of the butthole after a long weekend. and the one about being an only gay at a sleepover - people think that you wanna fuck every single person if you’re gay, and sometimes they are thinking way too much abt it and start to understand that they’re also attracted to the same gender but its not that they’re sure or undersranding themselves good enough to tell everyone abt that so people say smth like this @@autumn2911

  • @AnnaBee03
    @AnnaBee03 11 месяцев назад +43

    Bro I love guy logic with bananas. Idk why its so funny but it is.

  • @avajilali8845
    @avajilali8845 7 месяцев назад +24

    10:00 I actually go that ONE

  • @T4llen-T4il
    @T4llen-T4il 5 месяцев назад +8

    I took a gay test and it said i was 99% gay and 1% straight

  • @RubyMaliska
    @RubyMaliska 10 месяцев назад +37

    8:00 i am pretty sure this has to do with the rim of the hat, and the fact that it’s curved and not straight

    • @marvffin1677
      @marvffin1677 7 месяцев назад +2

      how does that make any sense? all hats are curved

    • @RubyMaliska
      @RubyMaliska 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@marvffin1677 some rims on hats are straight you can bend them if you would like but some rims are straight

    • @REGULARHUMANNOTAVIRUS
      @REGULARHUMANNOTAVIRUS 4 месяца назад

      that theory MAY be true if they were aiming for symbolism- but I think its trying to be relatable

  • @NessNan3599
    @NessNan3599 10 месяцев назад +87

    The sleep over one I relate to so much. I’ve ended many friendship’s because people don’t understand boundaries and have made me uncomfortable. I have a partner and for some reason people think if women kiss and one of them is straight, it’s not cheating. So many straight girls have said to me, “I make out with my other friends, I thought that was normal.”

    • @Emz_yelevele
      @Emz_yelevele 4 месяца назад +8

      How r u straight if you make out with the same gender- 😭

    • @divine555
      @divine555 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Emz_yeleveleits fun

    • @ghostinyourcloset
      @ghostinyourcloset 24 дня назад +2

      @@Emz_yelevele i do believe you can be straight and make out with the same gender, especially if inebriated or for fun. but its so strange when straight (?) girls ask queer ones to kiss, like girl.. are you sure you're straight lmao

    • @fabertaleixo
      @fabertaleixo 23 дня назад

      @@ghostinyourclosetReql

  • @NintendoCat-nb8uu
    @NintendoCat-nb8uu 11 месяцев назад +34

    as an asexual I understand most of these lol

  • @ericcloutier-murray
    @ericcloutier-murray 8 месяцев назад +33

    it's supposed to mean the devils cream pressure 7:28

  • @AiydaAli-w9p
    @AiydaAli-w9p Месяц назад +8

    9:12 dirty mind dirty mind d d d d dirty mind

  • @LadyTempeste
    @LadyTempeste 11 месяцев назад +4

    layze you legitimately made my day once again ily😭❤️

  • @Shawtys_lilcutie
    @Shawtys_lilcutie 11 месяцев назад +74

    This guy saved me from ending my life….this is my homer….he has a gyatt….that’s why he’s not only the best RUclipsr but also THE THICKEST RUclipsR.I mean.he has.some.good qualities….❤️❤️❤️❤️I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU.
    Edit:thanks for all the support and to all the people going through something….it always gets better when you have a head start.

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD 11 месяцев назад +5

      Bro just really hates hiking

    • @KillTheCupcakes
      @KillTheCupcakes 11 месяцев назад +3

      get some help

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse 11 месяцев назад +5

      Hang in there Vent. I still struggle with depression but, l'm 50 years past my last proper attempt and much of that time has been fantastic. I remind myself that, _____ is a permanent solution to an often temporary problem. Hope it helps you too. Hugs.

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@KillTheCupcakes you do realize the gyatt part is likely a joke right lmao

    • @Shawtys_lilcutie
      @Shawtys_lilcutie 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@nikiTricoteuse thanks for the love I also have depression so I understand we’re your coming from im sorry about your past but I’m glad you grew.❤️.

  • @Shambhav-qf7od
    @Shambhav-qf7od 11 месяцев назад +28

    btw Dario I love your content! you never fail to make me laugh! Today I was depressed but your video saved my day! Ty! Oh and I recently came to know that you're albanian.. Vazhdo Me punën e mirë!
    xoxo (I hope google translate was not wrong lol)

    • @nellaWonderland
      @nellaWonderland 9 месяцев назад

      I thought he's Italian?! No?! 😅 ...fine🤷‍♀️-yeeahh..., Shqiptari ❤👐❤ zemer ime , spirrt
      (Ma non credo da vero che e albanese, figurati-😂)

    • @nellaWonderland
      @nellaWonderland 9 месяцев назад

      I thought he's Italian?! No?! 😅 ...fine🤷‍♀️-yeeahh..., Shqiptari ❤👐❤ zemer ime , spirrt
      (Ma non credo da vero che e albanese, figurati-😂)

  • @MilenaPenasuleiman
    @MilenaPenasuleiman 4 месяца назад +11

    11:37 LOL

  • @eurisko3676
    @eurisko3676 Месяц назад +5

    The kid with the mixing stick is showing he doesn’t have a gag reflex.

  • @RouzheilYounan
    @RouzheilYounan 11 месяцев назад +4

    So, r u straight or gay?? Can u please let us know, as far as I seen your episodes, u not gay , so …?

  • @stayclassybeautiful4530
    @stayclassybeautiful4530 11 месяцев назад +75

    The sword on the Starbucks cup....no gag reflex😏

    • @nellaWonderland
      @nellaWonderland 9 месяцев назад

      You know it, when you know it😂

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse 7 месяцев назад +5

      Oh wow. Would never have got that. Cheers.

    • @berrysuper5237
      @berrysuper5237 7 месяцев назад

      Doesn't that apply to straight and bi women as well?

    • @meloliver5308
      @meloliver5308 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@berrysuper5237 I mean I'm a straight guy and I can do that too

    • @ennieenaenaenaena
      @ennieenaenaenaena 4 месяца назад

      Oh i know that

  • @crazygameboss6269
    @crazygameboss6269 11 месяцев назад +25

    We need the Lord for these people

  • @PaperPlane675
    @PaperPlane675 24 дня назад +1

    13:06 SLIPKNOT POSTER SPOTTED AAAAAA

  • @PandaZelda
    @PandaZelda 10 месяцев назад +11

    I laughed out loud when you were like, "Have you ever taken teh am I gay quiz? You're gay, straight people don't do that." THAT IS GOLDEN AND SO ACCURATE!!! ALSO LMFAO DO GAY PEOPLE SPIT TO CLEAN THEIR MIRROR???? AHAHA

  • @Lost_silver-m7b
    @Lost_silver-m7b 11 месяцев назад +60

    As a gay myself I didn't understand these Tiktoks
    I apologize for these weird tiktoks not all humans are like this

    • @oakthebird2154
      @oakthebird2154 10 месяцев назад +12

      The saddest thing is that they all talk about sex and it just makes a bad image about the community . They are in the straight tiktok😂 but gay

    • @biteofdog
      @biteofdog 10 месяцев назад

      Thirst trap tiktok's in general are weird, regardless if it is gay or straight. @@oakthebird2154

    • @nothing_justchilling
      @nothing_justchilling 2 месяца назад

      @@oakthebird2154 so gay tiktok?

  • @abby.sturnioloss
    @abby.sturnioloss 10 месяцев назад +29

    8:45 i think it’s the brand

  • @robync8474
    @robync8474 11 месяцев назад +28

    Layze never fails to cheer me up when I’m having the worst days

  • @StarBlurn
    @StarBlurn 10 месяцев назад +49

    1:16 only the biology people will understand-

    • @th3r1anx0x0
      @th3r1anx0x0 4 месяца назад +1

      …. Everyone knows that.

    • @zivaroody
      @zivaroody Месяц назад +2

      @@th3r1anx0x0trust me , not everyone lol

  • @Cup846cake
    @Cup846cake 8 месяцев назад +12

    12:49🤣🤣🤣 his very funny

  • @theyluv.zamaya
    @theyluv.zamaya 10 месяцев назад +21

    At 3:28 even though im a female..... im gay yall because i relate
    (this is sarcasm nb take it to heart)

  • @aleishlyportell
    @aleishlyportell 11 месяцев назад +22

    5:05 I think they were talking about public bathrooms for boys you know since you’re gay they don’t want to see other boys 😐

    • @aleishlyportell
      @aleishlyportell 11 месяцев назад +1

      10:22 the same reaction they had I wish I can on remembered things 🤣🥲😨😭

    • @QueenCøøn
      @QueenCøøn 9 месяцев назад

      How did you come to that conclusion??? It was referencing standing outside of a female bathroom because you're a boy and can't go in there with your friends 💀

  • @breadsss-_
    @breadsss-_ 11 месяцев назад +10

    I'm lesbian soooooo PLS MAKE A LESBIAN VERSION❤

    • @Courtney4ever_
      @Courtney4ever_ 11 месяцев назад +2

      SAME and I would love that ❤

  • @Galaxy_Cat_XP
    @Galaxy_Cat_XP 4 месяца назад +9

    6:16 my grandpa sends me those cuz im his only granddaughter...NOT CAUSE HES G🏳️‍🌈Y 😃😭

    • @emsrelaxspot
      @emsrelaxspot 2 месяца назад +2

      no same 😭

    • @Principal_nezu
      @Principal_nezu Месяц назад

      I think I need to cut back on my emoji use- 😅😢😮😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😢😅

  • @el-topo
    @el-topo 10 месяцев назад +6

    12:32 i guess he's a verse (or bottom). it's better to eat fibrous stuff that'll clean out easier when u douche or whatever

  • @randyjax09
    @randyjax09 11 месяцев назад +21

    Why are these vids so addicting? The self-deprecation is adorable.

  • @bellaworld147
    @bellaworld147 11 месяцев назад +25

    I am gayer than my soul and i understood NOTHING

    • @Moi_81
      @Moi_81 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Acorn905
    @Acorn905 10 месяцев назад +21

    13:53 The subscribe button turned rainbow for a second really cool :)

  • @Maxy_kat
    @Maxy_kat 6 месяцев назад +12

    7:12 I fucking laughed so hard at fear in this man eyes

  • @gambithellraiser
    @gambithellraiser 3 месяца назад +2

    Im a lesbian and bisexual and i had a friend that was a furry in roblox and likes this boy that he met in roblox and he wanted to confess his love (btw he met him 1 week ago and that was a year ago) so we went to a game and he was a furry and was like gay i think but when my friend confess he didn't accept but he is still friends but I did not expect this IRL gay people being.... Weird😐😐😐 and i did understand some of the things but THX FOR TRAUMATIZING US AND U TOO AND STAY COOL🎀🎀🎀🎀💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻🍥🍥🍥✨✨✨🍡🧋🧁🍓🍓🍓🍩🍩🍩

  • @Angel_Wings666
    @Angel_Wings666 10 месяцев назад +7

    6:57 bro didn’t know..
    It’s the s3men coming out after waiting..-

  • @SyphXII
    @SyphXII 10 месяцев назад +8

    I’m gay, and none of this makes any sense, lol

  • @taylor_05
    @taylor_05 11 месяцев назад +12

    As a gay guy, I did not understand half of these…

  • @Scars.On.Skin.
    @Scars.On.Skin. 10 месяцев назад +8

    “Wait are lesbians eating vaginas?” Got me rolling on the floor

  • @Alvispalvis07
    @Alvispalvis07 5 месяцев назад +18

    0:25 boys in middleschool:

  • @wartanabadanooh7157
    @wartanabadanooh7157 11 месяцев назад +13

    “THE BOOTY ****”. That took me out 😂😂