Being a baby rules!
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- Опубликовано: 8 окт 2024
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PS I tagged the crab for you- check the description!
What-
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@@Star_Gacha_Creator it’s because they upload them to a hidden playlist with description and this comment so they can schedule them to be released at exactly the right time (10:00 PST)
Whomever is doing the Subtitles: You are amazing and deserve more respect.
Oh.
Uncensored? Wtf did you guys do to the crab 😟
imagine your boss climbing up on the table and pretending a child's slurry is his diarrhea
After today, Dan no longer is has to imagine it.
I don't know why exactly, but this comment completely broke me. Maybe because my boss is a 48-year-old professor with a buttoned-up professional style. Maybe the use of the phrase "child's slurry." I'll never be sure.
The aristocrats!
@@KelsieJG__they-them and THIS comment broke me, congrats
Why did they have to blur it tho lol
Dan's "I LOVE HIM" with wide eyes is exactly how a baby would react to that toy.
That's the absolutely banger crab at 4:42, for the curious. The toy I would've lit up for at 18 months old is the underwater scene squishy mat at 11:28. You could swim them around, and I bet it feels cool to do. Arin seems to get a kick out of it at 30ish years, which, hey, if I got to feel the texture? Maybe I would.
That or they would cry in fear
im obsessed with how fucking fast the crab moves
I’ve seen pets play with it too, and they’re either scared, or go nuts over it. Actually kind of cute!
"All toys become crab" 😂
The subtitles never disappoint.
Here at FastCrab, this is EXACTLY the type of product we're looking for in order to stop hemorrhaging money. 😎
My aunt has one, it crosses her giant living room in less than 5 seconds, and if you don't know it's there, it scares the shit out of you.
Wait, fastcrab
11:24
"How do you have squash on your back?!"
The eternal question of the parent.
My sister just had her first kid, and delivered this gem:
"Did you know projectile pooping was a thing?"
Yes😂 and why is there prunes on the celing
@@brycevo and later when I get to work or some social function and I discover a milky slobber on my shirt from the baby falling asleep on me and I have to wonder how many people have just seen me with a big old stain and not said anything
@@norawinif they know you’re dealing with an infant, they’ll understand.
This whole episode feels like im intruding on something i shouldnt
you don't say! It's only been 3 minutes
toothless pfp
great, definitely going to love this
Every episode, lol
What I would give for their parents to just walk in mid video with no warning
Dan hip-thrusting to the beat of the crab at Arin's face looks like a cartoon character and I'm surprised he didn't blow out his spine
Right! My lumbar twinged just watching him
it reminds me of the, eating alfalfa song animated
Staying fit helps
@@DeathnoteBBis the fit in the room with us rn
@@glupik1234 …fit. Like fitness. I’m not saying outfit
Fun fact: babies are able to keep up with the crab toy because they all receive a 500% speed buff whenever an adult is not watching them
🤣
can confirm, i was babysitting a three year old recently and he transformed into a speed demon as soon as turned my back on him
As a mother can confirm this is accurate
Kids 100% turn into Po from kung fu panda and just do crazy backflips and climb shit like ninjas and you're just left confused wondering HOW??
@@minastaub5670 fellow mother here, can corroborate 😅
not a mother but an older sister with a 10 year age difference, this is very true
obsessed with the entire room FULL of adults having the time of their lives with that crab
(it is a really freaking cool crab...)
As a former baby, can confirm it is actually awesome
shout outs to all the former babies out there. so glad we're finally getting representation
I thought they were a myth
You too? Same here, it was great!
@@cheeseisgood17 nah man were all around you. you never know, your neighbor could be one of us.
Aww man...lucky...
“It’s connected so baby doesn’t lose it”
And then, years later, it helps toddler realize the terrifying might of the flail
Gosh you're so right. That unlocked a core memory for me - the day I became an untamed warrior feared by all.
"They can't swim no more 'cause baby's country strong" from an episode full of incredible lines, this might be my favourite
"weeee!" *arin calmly bashes the shit out of the toy to make it spin*
I have to say for me it was the very end when you hear Dan say dead ass seriously "this was a good day".
11:41 You know i do often forget that Arin is the owner of the company, it makes all the antics that much funnier
Imagine how weird it is for the IRS to see him write off baby toys as work expense.
The captions labeling the crew as "Babysitters" got me
10:36 Sometimes I forget just how good of a voice actor Arin is, and then he says something like this. 🤯
Considering his role in TOH I'm not as surprised. It took me watching the credits to realise it was him.
@@ginganinja0636 Never heard of that show. Now I want to watch it. He's also in Bee and Puppy cat and briefly in one episode of Rick and Morty.
It's like a demonic cross between plankton and markiplier
You guys seriously need to give whoever does the subtitles a raise, because reading 'when a baby laughs a fairy gets its wings' while Arin is losing his mind was genius.
FRRRR, I did not expect a very specific piece of Pixie Hollow lore to make its way into the 10mph but here we are 😂
if they got a raise every time a comment told them to, they'd get about a zillion dollars an hour. i just don't think Arin has that kind of money.
NEVER KNEW THERE WERE SUB
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz i have the flu and really want silence, so I've been watching and reading. So many hidden gems. Highly recommend.
the fact you assume they aren't paid fairly already is pretty gross
4:20 Now strike a gunslinger pose and say something cool for the camera
“B..baby”
Dan having a salt and pepper beard while wearing a blue baby bonnet gave me borderline whiplash
What makes it even better is that it’s the same bonnet he used in his “If we were gay” music video 13 years ago
@Mithriya Holy crap, IT IS!! That just made this video 3000 times better for me.
I’m so used to him being clean shaven
Yeah the beard is so very attractive…and everything else about this is so very Not 😂
13:09 i don’t think I’ve ever heard such a hearty laugh from Arin, either that or it’s been a long while 😂
Watching this on a lunch break at a daycare feels like a full circle moment
Sounds illegal lol
@@roflpill What having a lunch break at a daycare? I know man! JK I know what you meant.
6:44 Fun fact, we use chicken baby food for kittens, especially when doing socialization training. (If the kitten is swatting/hissing when trying to touch them, we put some of that on a spoon to feed them and start the positive association of humans = delicious food). It smelling like cat food tracks.
I see “Daddy and Kitten” have now become “Baby and Kitten.”
Flynt?? What the hecc man, I LOVE your work. You're incredible. I hope you're doing good, man.
I waa already laughing at the video; seeing you here right while Arin stood on the table just broke me- XD
oh hey flynt
hope youve been well o7
Was literally feeding a baby the Turkey Bolagnase stuff today and could only think, "Serenity Kids. There's bones in it!"
I deeply appreciate every time Dan mentions that Arin is everyone’s boss. It really puts everything into perspective.
And also says a lot of good about Arin that they can make jokes about it.
That's true leadership.
"I would never ask you to climb on a table and fake shid yourself if I couldn't do it myself."
I regularly forget he’s their boss, it’s truly one of the most amusing thing in the world to me. Bro is a complete goof and runs a business well
@@fireyayI laughed out loud at this thank you lol
@@fireyay I would never ask you to do something I wouldn't do... for Arin Hanson that's not a sentiment that's a threat
He's a good boss, HES A VERY GOOD BOSS! LOOK HOW GOOD HE IS TO HIS EMPLOYEE STAFF! THEY LOVE THEIR JOB! LOVE THEM JOB!!!!
said Arin the boss calmly.
arin dancing wildly to the 2 beat 'music' and dan calm notes "this was a good day." 15:07
Someone lost a semi professional boxing match to this man in a bib
arin boxes?
@@alonondriia Yeah, in Creator Clash.
@@alonondriiayeah he does!! He has done multiple fights
@@alonondriiahe did the Creator Clash twice! First time lost to Harley Morenstein (who is like 6” taller), second time won against Jarvis Johnson.
@@alonondriiaIt was an event, creators something I think I can’t remember fully haha
12:54 Dan's best "fuck" in grumps history.
I couldn’t agree more.
I so hope that “It has bones in it!” Becomes merch instant buy
Yes! 😂
The design for it has to look like the little food pouch, and it could be like, "Grump Brand Baby Food", then it could say that exact thing as its slogan. You know I'd buy that!
Serenity kids has a trademark on blender bones~ @@SunshineCrossing1230
@@SunshineCrossing1230I like it if it’s ambiguous. The less context the better. Just “It has bones it in”
It’s the new “Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?”
13:42 "Whoooaaa! ...Did I break it?" Imagine if the ocean friends' last word was "whoa" (that death must have been quite a ride).
Well yeah, babies have legitimate reasons to go around kissing dads
And Presidents!
@@General12thin today's political climate, I hope not!!!
@@darkmatterbuildrplays what are you implying?
Now that's what I call kissing your dad
It's all fun and truth-seeking until the dads start kissing first 👀
6:40 Vanessa straight up throwing a glass jar of goop. Those gerber jars are pretty dense , but the whole staff has stopped taking even the most basic precautions with this food space.
Arin smashing the cute thing playing Aloha Oe makes me saaaadd. They were my underwater FRIENDSS
Watching Arin climb onto the table and everyone else's reaction was like watching a drunk person start climbing onto furniture at a house party.
"No, don't try to stop him, just get out of the way."
I was shocked the table was able to hold him😂
Honestly not sure that he was totally sober in this video, so you may be correct.
Dan definitely LOVED this episode, you can tell by the 5 stages of grief on his face with each spoonful. 😂
This episode feels like when you click on a fanfic without reading the tags. I read the title guessed and was horrified anyways
Bruh the scat just comes outta nowhere sometimes 😂😂😂 both irl and in fan fics
4:05 paper towels instead of *baby wipes??* Lose 10 points
😂😂😂
Of all the Grumps videos that are going to be very eyebrow raising if someone walks in my office right now, this is going to be the one...
There's no way people aren't going to assume this is some fetish stuff.
@@TsumeAri That’s because this is DEFINITELY fetish stuff
I can't stop picturing you as some CEO of a major company in a posh suit, and then someone walks in while you're in full diaper and bib watching this.
@@Darkfire7881One might call him a…boss baby…
tell me about it, i'm watching this on my laptop on a train x__x
I bought that same exact crab for my nephew for Christmas. It plays on loop the same exact ten notes over and over and doesn’t stop. My nephew loves it, but it drives my brother and SIL nuts 😂
Dan and Arin both participating in this with full(ish) beards might have made this even better
The grey in their beards really heightened this one for me
@@winddancer613 see you GET IT
i don't know why I'm surprised to see you here LuckyPanda, after all you're the one that converted me into watching this show.
I'm forever grateful to have been able to witness Arin pretend some prune mush was diarrhea while standing on a table.
"BABYSITTERS LAUGHING" The closed captions slap every time!
11:40 "this is a good time to remember that arin is all of our boss" is one of the GREATEST moments of the 10mph
It’s the comedic timing
Arin’s just being a baby entertained my the fish mat while his employees just watch him
"Close your eyes, tilt your head back, and real fast I'll just do it" is definitely something that younger, thirsty Arin would have jumped all over.
Did Arin write down "Diaper Cafe" on the 10MPH ideas list... and this is what manifested from that?
Ok this is gold but can we appreciate Arin's smooth as fuck catch at 10:00 ?!?!?!
It almost looks like if it’s played in reverse, it’ll look like he’s throwing it.
I do forget that Arin is all of their boss, including Dan, kinda wild when you sit down and think about it.
Not that wild, it acc makes alot of sense. He started with Jon & Jon left a year in.. so Arin is the only creator of Game Grumps left. We all love Dan & can't imagine Grumps without him but in no way did he have any hand in the creation of Game Grumps. He's probably very high up if not 2nd in command.. but Dan doesn't strike me as someone who cares for hierarchy, he's just having fun and being a goof
@@benderbendingrodriguez420Arin was Jon’s boss too.
11:42 “this is a good time to remember Arin is all of our boss” SET ME 😂
set you where? use words that make sense
Seems like the only logical step after playing with water guns and eating exorbitant amounts of cereal
Regress further! Next get our boys into those pitch black confinement tubes to simulate being in the womb!
In that context, they'vebasically been regressing. 😂
They're Benjamin Buttoning right in front of our eyes.
My wife is dying over "I made a poopsie" in his Papa Titan voice. 11:05
Baby want scissors. BABY WANT SCISSORS.
The sheer amount of babies that will ingrain that crabs song and dance into their brain is insane. Want a pro athlete child? Set your baby racing after crab
Mentioning Arin is very much the boss of GG and the whole he’s slapping the shit out of a thing made for toddlers is so fucking funny
Former baby here, if I had a choice I'd pick baby every time because the rest is kinda bullshit
have you experienced "old man who doesn't give a heck anymore"? then im not sure you're qualified to make that statement.
4:44 my friend had one for her kids and her daughter is absolutely terrified of it. As soon at it starts going she screams and runs away crying, unfortunately her little brother LOVES it and will find it wherever my friend hides it. He’s taken it from the trash
she's so real for that tbh, I'm terrified of it and I'm a full-grown adult. it's like one of sid's nightmare experiment toys from the first toy story
@@roseh8409 It’s funny because it’s the ONLY thing she fears. I swear to god that child would look at the devil and laugh, but the crab toy? Terrified
I'm just imagining and intern fresh on the job, ready to start his first day, and he walks into Arin on the table 😂
I feel like every every TMPH should have a transition crab bit where both of you don’t say anything and just stare at the camera while the crab dances until he falls off the table, then it just cuts, referencing 4:42
Bring out the dancing lobsters!
Arin doing a real cool gun spin and then going ' .. a-... baby" is possibly the funniest thing hes done all year
Can't wait for the next episode where they hire a professional dominatrix.
That implies Dan isn't one already.
@@Czarro672I thought that was Ninja Brian
2:14
I love that of Arin forcefully hits the xylophone, only for it to produce a very timid sound lmao
Oh you can tell this episode was filmed at the end of a *LONG* recording day.
13:21 - I literally want someone to make a compilation (both of this channel and Game Grumps), where it's like a "When Dan and Arin Share the Same Brain Cell". For reasons like this.
I still love “I HAS BRO!!”😂
It might be sleep deprivation but this was the funniest and most insane episode I've seen in a LONG time
@@robynnhoud same, funniest thing my tired eyes have seen all year!
it definitely had me cry laughing
You guys better be careful with that crab toy... If Arin gets too distracted by the tummy mat, that little guy's gonna be running around the office screaming "FUCK YOUR FATHER" and no one will be able to stop him 😥😞
Jesus Christ, I'm at 0:06 and I just saw Danny, and all I can think of is he looks like a discount Machete someone hired for a baby shower, forced them to put on a baby bonnet, and he just silently sits there questioning why he didn't just stay home drinking.
That’s SO ACCURATE 😂😂😂
The crab is like legitimately a toy win though. Its vibe is perfect. the difference between me and a baby is that i need a good toke before i sit and giggle at the crab running around.
Once again, the closed captions are almost as entertaining as the video. Bravo captioners
Yess, always the best captions on RUclips
They put in extra work this week.
Loved the Baby's First everything, lol
💯
The gray showing up in Dans beard lately has me realizing just how long I've been watching and laughing at/with these guys....I dont ever want this show to end but I know that one day the last ever 10mph will be upon us and its coming fast.... god I love these guys.
3:50- Arin goes more off the rails than usual. Glad to see the table is sturdy.
I was half expecting the table to buckle, I won't lie 😂
the ending reactions to the crab was a literal perfect reenaction of last christmas with my family
I got that crab and the tummy time water mat for a co-worker. Now that I'm pregnant, you two have inspired me to get both of them for my baby/me.
Mostly you though
Congrats!
so many great quotes to use out of context, such as "They can't swim no more because Baby's country strong."
Arin once again living out a fantasy and disguising it as a power hour episode
Disguise?
If you haven't watched this with captions on... What are you doing with your life.
The "everything returns to crab rave" killed me
Dan violently pelvic thrusting the air is so great
11:00 when the bonnet is angled this way over Dan's head, it looks like a conquistador helmet.
*Adds scuttling musical crab to future Christmas list for myself*
The captions on any grump video increase the giggles by 100%
That crab is now part of the crew
7:10
I feel Dan *never* goes for a gross food first- this is momentous in 10MPH history
My favorite thing is that Gerber has this weird marketing thing where everything is labeled "(blank) for baby". Whenever I'm buying my son baby oatmeal, I always have to say out loud "food for baby" in a weird accent. It's so strange hearing Arin read the labels is crazy😂
Also I can confirm that the blackberry stuff is really delicious
The captions saying "baby's first ___" repeatedly was funnier than it should've been 😂
As soon as I saw prunes, I thought they were gonna make a poop joke.
Little did I know the lengths Arin was about to go through...🤣
The captions 👏 do 👏 not 👏 miss
I laughed so hard at "Fastest baby in the west"
Grumps at it again making borderline fetish content
Borderline...?
If your fetish is "Arin eats baby food and beats the shit out of a merry go round toy because it pleased him" I don't have any questions because we don't kinkshame around here, at least he's having fun, ARE YOU HAVING FUN IN YOUR LIFE? HUH?
This is like saying Totally Spies was a borderline fetish cartoon. They knew... They had to know.
Going from watching the old episodes to finally watching a new one and seeing Dan with grey hairs was just 😭
I have this vision of Arin at some swanky dinner party, drink in hand, talking to another sharply-dressed 40-something.
Stranger: "I manage a specialized team at Schwab which analyzes how consumer interdependencies relate to microtrends in regional economies. My team identified and secured an investment in the southeast which has already accrued a 36% gain in 2 quarters. What kind of work do you do?"
Arin: 2:25
He's also doing market research, just for baby toys. He's a hands on kind of guy, you gotta know the product inside and out and by that I mean eating baby food and pretending to shit it out on the table
😂
Followed by 3:50.
11:07 oh.. my god. i do believe that is the first time DAN MISSED A CATCH!!!!
I recently saw somoene pump volts into that crab until it overheated and exploded
Noooooo not Mister Crab 🥺
Let me just say... the closed caption ARTIST is doing one heck of a job. When I have them on I almost get more laughs out of them than the actual audio! What a service to the deaf community, I cannot think of a content creator that does a better job with specifically their closed captions. Bravo!
I will forever sing the praises of the 10MPH closed captions, they're so amazing 🧡
Now, Dan has assumed his final form as the ultimate sexy widdle baby
This is exactly how I pictured Arin and Dan dressed as for those Japanese diaper cafes
✨ when a baby laughs a fairy gets its wings ✨
There is one fan right now that’s really happy
:)
It me...
Like, TOO happy
Just one?
Danny looks like an 1860's frontier woman heading to church
Arin looks like a Florida man
I can only think of the time Arin said:
"Mother, bring me my celebratory clean diaper."
arin in the you laugh you're out episode: "we're like little children!"
arin now:
This sure was a weird baby shower
the question is though, whose baby???
Yeah usually the shower happens before the baby is born
Dan's beard with the gray in it is giving Thorin Oakensheild. If Thorin Oakensheild wasn't a dwarven warrior but a human bard that has FOR SURE experimented with elven mushrooms.
*sighs and opens procreate*
Arin never got to go to one of those Japanese diaper cafes, so he brought the diaper cafe to HIM.
this video makes me feels like im watching howtobasic