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My dump was absolutely what it must have been at the inception of the idea, but at some point along the way, they encountered a censor who insisted on some script changes.
I have an auditory processing disorder, so I mad appreciate whoever on the Grump team is doing the subtitles- they’re also 🦆ing hilarious which is a great bonus. Much love!! ❌⭕️❌⭕️
@@ariwl1 im assuming they're appealing to parents who want an engaging way to potty train their children. absolutely strange in concept but kind of makes sense when you think about it, at least a lot more than pregnancy toys imo 😭
@@iKnowaNoahNow... you see there is a point to the toys you mentioned and to why a lot of dolls are made to be 'realistic'(they cry, talk, need to be fed or to go potty). Their point is to condition girls into motherhood, wanting children, to have a family of their own etc. and to reinforce gender stereotypes and archetypes. Until recently dolls, kitchen sets, makeup and clothes for girls and toy guns, cars, tools for boys; pink for girls and blue for boys. Basically instead of allowing the child to form their own personality, likes/dislikes and interests these toys are there to bring out and enforce specific traits, ideas and behaviours.
@@personwithoutabody3236 Oh yeah absolutely, it's why i think they're so weird lol. like i dont think 7 year olds need to be worried about knowing how to do house chores and change a baby's diaper but what do i know 😭😭 at least the poop toys are funny
Love how I’ve only seen the uh oh turtle twice on the internet and both instances were adults hearing its song and immediately resorting to strangulation
"When she's scared, she pees glitter" was the tagline for this summer's most anticipated horror film starring Arin and introducing Cindy as the Magic Potty Surprise glitter peeing doll.
On a serious note, the reason they exist (along with poop/potty themed books) is to make using the potty more fun and normalized for toddlers. Potty training is often an extremely stressful time for toddlers, because they’re having to forego the comfort and ease of diapers and replacing it with having to have body awareness, using a strange device, and all in all learning a new skill. The toys and books can seem annoying, but they can be very helpful in making potty training a positive experience
Wish such thought of comfort for the kid were around when I was being potty trained. Parents in the 80s and earlier thought being a parent meant being cruel till you break your kids spirit and cause them to be as broken as adult as they are.
@@omegapuppyttvYou’d be surprised how early kids develop a sense of utter disgust for poop from watching their parents be grossed out by poopy diapers. If a kid isn’t afraid of/grossed out by the concept of poop by 18 months, me and my coworkers start watching them for signs of delay or trouble at home. Most kids, when faced with their own poop, will either run, gag, cry, give the strong side-eye, or occasionally actually throw up! Source: I work in a daycare with kids aged 2 months - 5 years. When playing with these toys, 90% of kids already fully understand that this is a toy, and it isn’t the real thing. By the time a kid is old enough to play with these toys, if they can’t seperate real from fake poop, they’re already enrolled in services to support them! (most of the time, those kids are also not being given toys that - to them - encourage these behaviors. for example, don’t give toy food to a kid that is known to chew hard enough to break them… only kids that know the difference between pretending and reality!)
I get that and believe that is the case for a lot of these toys but also something about those Lisa Frank-esque unicorn things makes them have a nefarious aura...
The turtle constantly breaking into song and Dan's visible agony and choking the life out of it killed me lmfao Okay when he dropped that chair down on it I was done lmao
@@charlie6658I'm almost certain this episode was filmed before the Japanese gadgets one, since Dan brought this thing out for a bit after the noodle slide gadget near the end.
5:24 omg the little head tap 🥺🥺 no one can deny the brotherly love these guys have and I am obsessed with the idea of sitting Arin down alone in a room with poop toys and just watching him play and giggle 😅😅
Yeah, as soon as I saw those illustrations of the unicorns all in diapers I was like "this is someone's fetish that they made into a kid's toy and there is absolutely porn of those unicorns".
5:23 Dan gently leaning into Arin as he laughs is so heartwarming. Also, a few seconds before this as Arin laughs maniacally at the dog pooping, Dan's look of genuine surprise mixed with awe at his reaction is amazing.
I still Cherish that time in 2015 when I was 14 and met Arin at the LA airport food court. I had been watching the super galaxy let’s play then I looked up and saw homie ordering a sandwich in line.
@@benji_and_the_tomatoes Sorry for the late reply. I believe it was from their rage room episode where they go visit a place where you pay to just break stuff for stress relief in a room lmao. Shit was pure comedy gold.
The yelling, and the laughing, and the chaos of this episode feels so much like the first power hour episodes. SO many giggles. I love seeing them be this WILD 😍 so much genuine fun. I can’t stop rewatching and laughing 😊
It's 6:50 am, and as I'm standing in the bathroom brushing my teeth, my brain is going "Uh oh! Gotta go! Uh oh gotta go!" over and over and over. I blame you two for this.
Now I'm not saying that whoever made the pooping turtle toy repeat what it hears has problems... but it feels like they have some personal demons to work out. And no, that's not a euphemism for the turtle pooping.
Not the c0ked-out Candyraver Unicorn Poop Toy. 💀 When Dan said "loopy" I had an immediate flashback to that Toys' "My Humps" Cover that included the line "Gotta get loopy off my poopy". Im not joking.
I just released a new game grumps animated on Arin singing about peeing and pooping in the bathtub. The timing of this poop themed Grumps video is hilarious.
When I was little I had a Barbie doll dog-walking set where you could feed the dog pellets and then push down its tail to make it “poop” out those pellets. You could then have Barbie pick it up with a magnetic pooper scooper and place it in a little plastic trash can. On the other side of the trash can was a dog food container that was connected to it, so you could pour out more dog food. It was actually a lot of fun to play with. My favorite part was having a gigantic dog to play with rather than the tiny plastic pets that came with most Barbie sets.
I tabbed away for like, three seconds and by the time I came back Arin was covered in white powder talking about edible diarrhea. Great episode, 10/10 would watch again.
I just gotta say that the sound clips for the cursing censorship is absolutely golden lol it makes me feel better about YT being [harmonica] idiots about the brain dead censorship rules.
you don't know how hard i had to keep my tears of absolute joy in when witnessing the Gotta Go jingle, and then when it talked back to the grumps... and the return of the Gotta Go jingle... absolute top 10 10mph moments for me easy. love that turtle.
My favorite thing about Dan and Arin is their commitment to high brow humor and how they never stoop to potty humor no matter how desperately they need views. This is true integrity.
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Cómo te rompe la madre 3
It only shows the Spanish captions for me?
It's only showing the spanish ones for me :(
hey brother i think you forgot the english captions
no english captions....
They changed "My Hump" to "My Poop?" "My Dump" was right there...
You think people promoting an oddly slutty pooping unicorn toy are going to have a *single* creative cell in their body?
My dumps, my dumps, my lovely lady dumps
they cant say dump on a kids toy! thats just not appropriate XD
@@AngelWingsYT they were obviously WRONG
My dump was absolutely what it must have been at the inception of the idea, but at some point along the way, they encountered a censor who insisted on some script changes.
"Someone's gotta poop on Dr. Phil" was honestly the perfect bookend to this shitshow 😂 great job at taking the piss, as usual guys
💯 agree!
Taking the poop too
The genuine fear in Dan's eyes when he thought it was possessed might actually be the funniest thing to come from season 3 so far
Why are there seasons? It's RUclips! 🌈
The look over to Vanessa really took it there for me
@@robertschnobert9090incomprehensible, thank you
💀💀💀
They've had the "Gotta Go Turtle" in a previous episode - why are they pretending that it's the first time they see one?
Dan's "We just got off a flight and we're a little loopy." and Arin's "... We've been home for like a week and a half." is such a mood.
Arin said "You can put doodoo... in the toilet?" like a detective solving a cold case
Arin where have you been putting yours !?!?! Tell me arin
"A solid case"
[ Phoenix Wright music intensifies ]
great username btw
Neuron activation
I have an auditory processing disorder, so I mad appreciate whoever on the Grump team is doing the subtitles- they’re also 🦆ing hilarious which is a great bonus.
Much love!! ❌⭕️❌⭕️
who decided a pooping turtle toy should repeat what it hears 😭
I wondered the same thing.... ????????????
The fact that toymakers decided "pooping toys" needed to be a whole genre in itself is kinda wild.
@@ariwl1 im assuming they're appealing to parents who want an engaging way to potty train their children. absolutely strange in concept but kind of makes sense when you think about it, at least a lot more than pregnancy toys imo 😭
@@iKnowaNoahNow... you see there is a point to the toys you mentioned and to why a lot of dolls are made to be 'realistic'(they cry, talk, need to be fed or to go potty). Their point is to condition girls into motherhood, wanting children, to have a family of their own etc. and to reinforce gender stereotypes and archetypes. Until recently dolls, kitchen sets, makeup and clothes for girls and toy guns, cars, tools for boys; pink for girls and blue for boys. Basically instead of allowing the child to form their own personality, likes/dislikes and interests these toys are there to bring out and enforce specific traits, ideas and behaviours.
@@personwithoutabody3236 Oh yeah absolutely, it's why i think they're so weird lol. like i dont think 7 year olds need to be worried about knowing how to do house chores and change a baby's diaper but what do i know 😭😭 at least the poop toys are funny
Love how I’ve only seen the uh oh turtle twice on the internet and both instances were adults hearing its song and immediately resorting to strangulation
frrr one of my fave tiktoks😂
In their defence, it has such a strangleable neck...
I fucking love that tiktok
new aesthetic: cackling at the ten minute power hour while the nurses at the plasma donation place look at me crazy
LITERALLY ME RN
@@sydneysells8978 side hustles 🤝 us
Next time I donate, haha.
We should all meet up in the back corner, what for where they make the fuck happen.
april fools theyre VANPIRES
2:18
The genuine fear in Dan's eyes might have been the funniest part about this
Dan still being disoriented 10 days after a flight is so real
Accidentally having on subtitles made this so much better... as they fed the TURDle, "CONSUME PRILOSEC" appears and I love it
"Ah'm Larry the Turdle Guy!"
The answer is: there are dozens of Arin-like children out there. Children... of the poop.
The sins of the farter...
"There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!!"
That'd be an... INTERESTING movie
"I'm a martyr! I'm a _fartyr_ 😏"
He who shits in the reservoir tank.
A pink, pooping, singing, turtle. Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, we have found Arin's Spirit Animal.
"When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back"
"When she's scared, she pees glitter" was the tagline for this summer's most anticipated horror film starring Arin and introducing Cindy as the Magic Potty Surprise glitter peeing doll.
This summer..
Rated R. Starts Friday.
MOREEE FEARRRRR!!!!
I hear that the ticket pays for the whole seat, but you'll only need the EEEEEEEEEEEDGE
On a serious note, the reason they exist (along with poop/potty themed books) is to make using the potty more fun and normalized for toddlers. Potty training is often an extremely stressful time for toddlers, because they’re having to forego the comfort and ease of diapers and replacing it with having to have body awareness, using a strange device, and all in all learning a new skill. The toys and books can seem annoying, but they can be very helpful in making potty training a positive experience
it always seemed to me like these toys would more likely just teach kids to play with their own shit.
Wish such thought of comfort for the kid were around when I was being potty trained. Parents in the 80s and earlier thought being a parent meant being cruel till you break your kids spirit and cause them to be as broken as adult as they are.
@@omegapuppyttvYou’d be surprised how early kids develop a sense of utter disgust for poop from watching their parents be grossed out by poopy diapers. If a kid isn’t afraid of/grossed out by the concept of poop by 18 months, me and my coworkers start watching them for signs of delay or trouble at home. Most kids, when faced with their own poop, will either run, gag, cry, give the strong side-eye, or occasionally actually throw up! Source: I work in a daycare with kids aged 2 months - 5 years.
When playing with these toys, 90% of kids already fully understand that this is a toy, and it isn’t the real thing. By the time a kid is old enough to play with these toys, if they can’t seperate real from fake poop, they’re already enrolled in services to support them! (most of the time, those kids are also not being given toys that - to them - encourage these behaviors. for example, don’t give toy food to a kid that is known to chew hard enough to break them… only kids that know the difference between pretending and reality!)
@@JingoTastic
This was actually really educational. I always wondered why poop toys were huge but this insight actually helps me understand.
I get that and believe that is the case for a lot of these toys but also something about those Lisa Frank-esque unicorn things makes them have a nefarious aura...
The turtle constantly breaking into song and Dan's visible agony and choking the life out of it killed me lmfao
Okay when he dropped that chair down on it I was done lmao
7:25 Seeing Dan’s pec get hurt made my boob hurt reflexively.
My boyfriend would do the same thing if he saw the same toy(choking it)
It's a flamingo actually. A relative I have had that thing as her favorite item for so long so I know too much about that dumb thing lol
Reminds me of that tik tok of the turtle being strangled at the store and you herd it beeak.
whoever does the captions deserves a raise. the references are SENDING me
the "CONSUME PRILOSEC" subtitle when they fed the pink dust to the turtle took me out
i’m only 2 minutes into the episode and i’ve got “✨uh-oh! gotta go 🏃♀️💨 uh-oh gotta go! 😳✨” stuck in my head for the rest of my life
it sounds so familiar and i cannot figure out why i know it i’m going insane
@@charlie6658 I think they have looked at this before.
@@charlie6658I'm almost certain this episode was filmed before the Japanese gadgets one, since Dan brought this thing out for a bit after the noodle slide gadget near the end.
@@charlie6658there is a meme of one being forcefully choked
@@charlie6658 I've been wandering around singing it and finally figured out why: it's the same rhythm as Uptown Funk
Honestly I find it extremely funny that the first toy was ONLY mimicking Dan and not arin at all. She had it out for him LOL
You'd think Dan would've learned to stop wearing new clothes to the 10 minute power hour by now
He just wants to show off his new outfit😔
The [CONSUME PRILOSEC] caption is chef's kiss 🤣🤣
I can't tell if this is an april fools episode or a normal one.
Yes.
Now remember...
It is.
it's the same one from last year... lol
@@lindsayssbm If it is I never saw it.
We all know for the next 3 months, every time Arin went to the bathroom, he sang "Uh oh, gotta go, uh oh gotta go!"
I'm so glad someone on this platform is doing a normal, sane, and family friendly video on this day of fools on the first of April.
Sanity is honestly overrated when the world's gone mad.
9:36 Both of the boys’ instant displeasure at having to violate the doll for it to work kills me. Dan just gets up and walks away 😂
The episode has only been out for 6 minutes and I'm like,
"Finally."
Dan desperately screaming “PLEASE!!!” will always reduce me to tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ah yes, the inevitable poop episode 😂
When’s the piss episode??
*poopisode
Arin owns the company. Is this really a surprise?
Everybody poops!! :D
honestly I’m surprised it took this long
5:24 omg the little head tap 🥺🥺 no one can deny the brotherly love these guys have and I am obsessed with the idea of sitting Arin down alone in a room with poop toys and just watching him play and giggle 😅😅
THE SKELESAURS HAVE BEEN BREEDING AN ARMY?!??
they’ve been … breeding ?? 👀
Watching Dan lose faith in humanity every time the uh oh gotta go song plays is giving me life
The best part is that this isn’t even an April Fool’s episode. This is just Arin’s Magnum Poopus.
2:19 THE GENUINE FEAR ON DAN’S FACE 💀💀💀
Finally been waiting for the Gotta Go Turdle 😂 This episode is so Arin lol
2:22 captions:
[TURDLE GURGLING OR DROWNING, UNSURE]
[ARIN TAKING THIS PERSONALLY]
7:23
[WANTON VIOLENCE]
Lmao
The return of "someone's gotta poop on Dr. Phil" really sells this whole episode
The silent despair from Dan putting his head into his hands at 1:44 kills me😂😂
🎵Uh oh gotta go, uh oh gotta go🎵 this is now a new earworm for me, thanks Grumps. 😆
"Edible poop"
Arin: 👁🫦👁
As the wrangler of a 5 year old, I can confirm: children think poop is the funniest thing ever. They’re absolutely obsessed with it. Not unlike Arin.
1:28 the turtle sounds like it’s in pain
Well, it's gotta go
Good.
Just imagining poor little Cindy hysterically screaming "UH OH GOTTA GO" over and over as Arin tries to stab her with a pair of scissors.
You give a raise to the close captioner for this episode. I applaud you.
The Poopsie Unicorn thing can't even be considered a thinly veiled fetish. It just straight up is one.
Yeah, as soon as I saw those illustrations of the unicorns all in diapers I was like "this is someone's fetish that they made into a kid's toy and there is absolutely porn of those unicorns".
Dude that fucking pop song is gorever stuck in my head. I remember listening to it when that toy line was EVERYWHERE!
@@mastermarkus5307 I would hope ur assuming more than the fact that you've seen it bc both is nasty.
I just… someone had to sign off on poopsie.
@@Atlasintokyo you have to realize on the internet, porn is made of ANYTHING. There is no need to assume, it does exist
That turtle was DRENCHED in sweat while going. Didn't think they'd go so hard on the realism.
2:19. That’s real fear in Dan’s face 😂
Love how they gave them the food-related item last, otherwise everything proceeding it would have been caked in foulness. The team are learning.
5:23 Dan gently leaning into Arin as he laughs is so heartwarming.
Also, a few seconds before this as Arin laughs maniacally at the dog pooping, Dan's look of genuine surprise mixed with awe at his reaction is amazing.
I love the genuine shock at 1:19 that time is immaterial
One of my fave 10 mph edits is when they curse but bleep out the mouth of something else like at 1:00 😭😂
Human centipuppy! Human centipuppy! (I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight)
I tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in Morse Code
@@princemyxomatosiswhy are you blinking so much?
@@Dancinglemon ive got something in my eye 👁️👄👁️
Human centipoopy.
I still Cherish that time in 2015 when I was 14 and met Arin at the LA airport food court. I had been watching the super galaxy let’s play then I looked up and saw homie ordering a sandwich in line.
I am so happy they reminded us of the pooping on Dr. Phil song at the end there. I totally forgot about that.
dude what is that from? i’m sobbing with laughter at that 😂😂
it was like hearing your old friend's voice for the first time in years
@@benji_and_the_tomatoes Sorry for the late reply. I believe it was from their rage room episode where they go visit a place where you pay to just break stuff for stress relief in a room lmao. Shit was pure comedy gold.
@@Soulsworth69 no worries, thanks for the info! i’m gonna check it out next :)
Eating while watching this is hell, not only because you’re very close to vomiting, but also because it’s hilarious and you can’t stop watching
I'm really enjoying the "Danny morphing into Cousin It" plot-line. That hair is fabulous!
3:09 Just seeing Dan choke that turtle toy had me wheezing 🤣
I love dans “that’s nice” like a mom listening to a kids muttering not even regesturing anything
The yelling, and the laughing, and the chaos of this episode feels so much like the first power hour episodes. SO many giggles. I love seeing them be this WILD 😍 so much genuine fun. I can’t stop rewatching and laughing 😊
The sound effects on this show are REALLY well done. I frequently think it's actually sounds from whatever they're messing with.
"Human Centi-puppy" is simultaneously one of the funniest and most horrifying things I've ever heard, haha.
Dan’s hair looks like he’s evolving more and more into Weird Al by the day.
Didn't know I'd be treated to an episode of Two Grumps One Cup today but here we are.
It's 6:50 am, and as I'm standing in the bathroom brushing my teeth, my brain is going "Uh oh! Gotta go! Uh oh gotta go!" over and over and over. I blame you two for this.
3:18 We should clean the table- 📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃 🗿
Thanks borf!
that last bit has me dyin 😂 "YOU G O T T A TRY THIS" 😂💀
Now I'm not saying that whoever made the pooping turtle toy repeat what it hears has problems... but it feels like they have some personal demons to work out. And no, that's not a euphemism for the turtle pooping.
The captions make everything so much better LMAO
I've been seeing that pooping turtle on the shelf since the ramen episode, and I've been wondering where the hell it came from
Not the c0ked-out Candyraver Unicorn Poop Toy. 💀 When Dan said "loopy" I had an immediate flashback to that Toys' "My Humps" Cover that included the line "Gotta get loopy off my poopy". Im not joking.
The gradual progression of Dan questioning his life choices is glorious.
"I was contemplating the humanity I stole yesterday"
Arin is a Darkwraith confirmed?
I just released a new game grumps animated on Arin singing about peeing and pooping in the bathtub. The timing of this poop themed Grumps video is hilarious.
11:04 HUGE missed opportunity to not make it "My dumps" instead
2:00 "Feed me over and over again" Feed me, Seymour! 🌱
"Help me potty train and reveal magical surprises!" What's the surprise? You're now on a registered watchlist?
“MORE FEEEEAR!”
That was the best cold open I’ve ever seen.
I laughed so hard when the turtle started talking back
dan going onto set knowing what he is gonna record with new pants and shoes is probably the funniest part
The most shocking thing about his episode is that it didn't happen sooner!
I will also have "oh gotta go oh oh gotta go" stuck in my head for a year after this
When I was little I had a Barbie doll dog-walking set where you could feed the dog pellets and then push down its tail to make it “poop” out those pellets. You could then have Barbie pick it up with a magnetic pooper scooper and place it in a little plastic trash can. On the other side of the trash can was a dog food container that was connected to it, so you could pour out more dog food.
It was actually a lot of fun to play with. My favorite part was having a gigantic dog to play with rather than the tiny plastic pets that came with most Barbie sets.
I had that too, it was my favorite Barbie toy! I think about it every so often, I'm sad they got rid of it
The way Dan's tone went from "Thanks, Borf!" and immediately went to "Thank you, Borf." in a defeated state is never gonna cease to make me laugh
The blurring of the turtle's mouth when Danny swore really tickled me
Missed opportunity to call that Unicorn Black Eyed Peas song "My Dumps"
this has to be one of the most unhinged 10MPH, especially the end
I tabbed away for like, three seconds and by the time I came back Arin was covered in white powder talking about edible diarrhea.
Great episode, 10/10 would watch again.
I just gotta say that the sound clips for the cursing censorship is absolutely golden lol it makes me feel better about YT being [harmonica] idiots about the brain dead censorship rules.
you don't know how hard i had to keep my tears of absolute joy in when witnessing the Gotta Go jingle, and then when it talked back to the grumps... and the return of the Gotta Go jingle... absolute top 10 10mph moments for me easy. love that turtle.
i need arin to keep singing Uh Oh Gotta Go~ randomly in future episodes... it's the perfect song for him... it's made for him...
Someone's Gotta Poop on Dr. Phil is back, yaaaaay!
The “Gotta Go Turtle” mimicking the boys and Dan’s genuine concern that it was a possessed pooping turtle toy had me crying on the bus 🤣🤣
Thank you for bringing back "Someone's Gotta Poop on Dr. Phil".
The moment I saw the Poopsie corn, I heard Mark in the distance "Will she spit or will she poop"
the ten minute power hour is what i look forward to the most every week. always the best.
I don't know if the subtitles have been a thing, but whoever is making those is doing god's work
How on earth could they go with "my poops" as the parody and not "my dumps"? IT'S RIGHT THERE
Dan's "oh no, we're gonna learn shit" was funny as hell
And I need the full version of "someone's gotta poop on Dr. Phil"
You can find it! It's "someones gotta poop on dr phil feat lil asap mane" by Josh the Bird
@bubblinebee much appreciated
Dan's hair looks so good in this episode. I keep getting distracted from the shiny pink turds to admire his hair
My favorite thing about Dan and Arin is their commitment to high brow humor and how they never stoop to potty humor no matter how desperately they need views. This is true integrity.