We wouldn't let our daughters play with these toys
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- Опубликовано: 3 май 2024
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#Banned #Unboxing #RetroGirlsToys 
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@@hudmo4193 what is this, where are we
Yes, we get it, you're incapable of just posting actually good content so you have to paywall it (censored swears are stupid)
@@OrificeHorus You want to see it. You're just mad you can't afford the patreon. Bullying the creators ain't gonna make it free ma boi. Get a jab.
You're looking at really old girls' toys?!
@@daviclemons6910 Fr, having a job is the greatest thing ever. I work HVAC and have never been so financially stable before. For once, I realize what my parents were on about all those years ago.
“Our lipgloss will blot out the sun, then we will kiss in the shade” is remarkably poetic
it's a reference to the movie 300 lol
@@Jupiters0rbit :| Not sure what I expected really.
lesbian poetry
@@velvaetalt all poetry is lesbian poetry
@@TheXboxReviewer you’re so right
arin yelling "boys learn how to kill, girls learn how to nurture" definitely describes all the childrens toys for many decades.
I love that now, at least we’re trying to, make it all gender neutral. Dinosaurs and makeup shouldn’t be gender specific.
Right, I definitely wanted to kill people after a round of free time with my gi joes 🙄
replacs kill with car and you have all the rest of the toys
@@Ed-1749 What did you think the cars were *for*?
Girls don't have to learn to kill, because they already know. -a girl
"Our lipgloss will blot out the sun!"
"Then we will kiss in the shade"
The hardest and fastest I have ever seen Dan lose his shit to Arins Superhuman Comedic Timing. Underrated bit from this episode had me rolling
Seriously going on a pillow as we speak.
Love seeing Arin excited by girls children toys
Good 👍
thums up
👍
Love 😍
Good
Okay but watching them handle Hannah’s Polly Pockets so gently was actually kinda sweet 😂
My brother's daughter loves the polly stuff I had growing up, with all the awkward pants and shoes that seemed really tough to actually remove.
I wish they would be gentle with more of the stuff on these. It’s enjoyable to see them interact with things without just throwing or destroying them
@@sharpeningtheaxe You don't know these boys very well do you?
@@sharpeningtheaxe boys only learn how to kill
If one is an owner of any of these toys you just watched the value take a huge leap. Both fewer out there and shown to millions of people.
The grumps being SO careful with the Polly pockets was so sweet, then to be told the pants are the best to chew on made it so FUCKING funny
This shit immediately brought back memories of me chewing on the pants of my sister's Polly Pockets lol.
Its true tho, they are the best to chew on lol
yummy snacks
an unus in the wild....i see
@@ona512 and what of it? Where do you stand on this checkerboard of black and white? Which Cryptid captures your fascination? Are you a follower of Unus or the filthy animal that is the Annus?
Whenever Hannah says you have to chew on the polly pocket clothes I am immediately taken back to my childhood with a vivid image of that tasty rubber belle dress.
Oh my god for real
It's like cooked pasta! Absolutely the best
Am I the only person who never tried to chew on the Polly Pocket clothes 😂 Then again I never had a Polly Pocket Belle specifically.
@@NoriMori1992 it's the belle dress specifically that really hits 👌👌
Yessss the Belle dress was the best!
12:35 "And we will kiss in the shade" resulted in the best "Dan falls onto Arin while laughing" moment ever. Iconic.
ok
That's going on a pillow.
Yeah wow, Dan didn't even slowly lean over the way he usually does, it looked like somebody just ripped the chair out from under him.
Stop drop and roll
What’s that in reference to? I’m curious (I mean what Arin says)
Arin's definitely the kind of guy to have daughters and then play with their toys more than them
fuckin true tho
his excitement XD
@@AngelWingsYT he's so happy it's really sweet
@@Dubstelleon xD like a kid at Christmas
he's def a girldad
The look of horror on Dan’s face when he asked if early 2000s was retro will now make me feel old as hell
My god I wasn’t expecting this many likes 😂 thanks yall! My ancient 22 year old heart appreciates it
Lol I was born in 2000 and I HATE that things from my childhood are retro
I’m an 05 kid and I’m a first-year in college as of a week ago… I don’t want my childhood to be retro
93 here. Shit sucks
@SketchUT Oh my gooooooooooooood don't say that! Jesus, my 38 year old heart can't handle knowing college kids were born in freaking '05...
kids born in 2008 can drive now...
10:50
Dan Saying "Baby clean!" "Baby dirty..." "Baby clean!"
Is the exact same energy as "Spider Kiss?" "Spider Punch..." "Spider Kiss!"
I have been trying to figure out why that part felt so familiar THANK YOU
I love how they are chaos incarnate till they got Hannahs' Polly Pockets
I can see Arin fighting with his daughter to use her toys.
Edit: Arin does not have a daughter. I am talking if he ever had one.
Her toys?
🤨
@@ipodhippy child toys ya gross.
@@ipodhippy WTF is wrong with you????
his WHAT
Love my semi monthly 16 minute power hour
I forgot it's TEN minutes power hour
@@voltaicangelo ten hour power minute
@@jupiterliketheplanetten minutes per hour
Wouldn’t mind if they cut gameplay in half and did weekly ten minute power hours again
@@BrxIghtside Are you kidding? they would have to switch to spend 2 hours a month filming these instead of just 1.
"Our lipgloss will blot out the sun!!"
"Then we shall kiss in the shade!"
I NEED that on a shirt.
Custom or the Merch Store?
@@loki4807 lol, either or
I had a Skydancer. It got caught in a tree and for years I would look up at it yearningly 😂
We had that with a My Little Pony. I just chucked it through the branches. No idea why, I think I just liked how the hair looked when it fell.
I love how Dan went from "Tho-those are mine..." in the first 10MPH when it came to knocking the dinosaurs off the table to now just casually and happily knocking them off the table. True character growth right there.
Yeah, if only we could all grow like that in the span of 5 years
It's technically character decay
@@ewwpoorpeople5684 Eh, semantics.
@@ewwpoorpeople5684no it’s just a corruption arc
It's actually so cute how Dan and Arin were gentle with Hannah's toys. Makes me happy
It looked like Dan was getting his "wiggles" out before touching them too, so sweet lol
"Early 2000s is retro??" As a 90s kid, I thoroughly feel Dan's pain lol 🤣
I always think "is this the day they repeat a dino bit?" but Dan and Arin always here to teach me there's a million different ways to toss that salad.
i don't know if phrasing it like that was entirely necessary but thank you
@@nickf.747y'all clearly haven't heard "toss my salad" to the tune of Zelda
I'm amazed that it went from Arin shaking the baby to Dan leaving the room, and somehow in the 30 second gap that was cut away the table is already covered in an unknown liquid and the pee container doesn't work.
ok
Don't worry Dan, learning the 2000s is considered retro hurts me deeply too. "Every birthday is like the Grim Reaper moving one peg on the abacus of your life"
We will never make it to the 2000s. That's like the future
@@FirestoneX Hoverboards and flying cars! That's what films taught me was in the future.
"Would you like him to have GUMBALL EYES?"
@@andrewdiaz3529😭
And there may not be as many items l pegs as you would've thought. Or wanted.
The absolute highlight of this was watching them be so careful with Hannah's Polly Pocket. I was dying laughing.
I was not expecting to see you here but 100% agreed
12:43 Feel like we haven't had a good "Dan laughs so hard he flings himself at Arin" in a while lol
Danny's reaction to the early 2000's being retro is brutally relatable to me. I just turned 30 and the internet makes me feel so damn old.
I think im in denial since I dont feel anything about it right now 😂
I turned 23 a couple days ago so it felt like they were calling me out 🙃🙃
Wait till you start to experience linguistic drift and suddenly kids start saying things you've never heard before. It's just now starting to happen to me
I was born in retro????
Same. But the upside is I got to rediscover the glory of the sky dancer, it was my favorite!
arin talking about the bagel had the energy of a toddler trying to describe something and dan was the tired parent pretending to listen
Arin's genuine happiness when they're playing with the figure skater makes me smile so much. He looks so amazed.
Also I absolutely loved Blo Pens when I was a kid!
I love Arin’s ability to provide the full range of experience of each toy he touches: from fun to *incredibly dangerous* 🍿☺️
As a 32 year old lady, I had almost all of these as a kid!! The only one I didn't have was the WuvLuv thing, because as a really little kid things like that scared the shit out of me. I remember I had a bunch of Sky Dancers, and yes they'd get caught in my hair and my mom would either have to untangle them from my hair or cut it super close so I didn't need my hair cut, she'd get rid of the sky dancer, then when I'd go to her parents house, my PaPa would buy me another one cause I loved them, then it would get caught in my hair, and cycle would repeat. I think I had like 4 or 5 before one cut my finger with the wings, and my mom was like "daddy, do not buy her a sky dancer no matter what she says." I also had a bad experience with the eating cabbage patch kid doll, it ate my hair, and it ate a lot of it, my dad, he's the one who got it for me for when I was at his house, had to cut my hair away from the cabbage Patchs mouth with his pocket knife when we were at his parents house one day, because no one could find scissors and I was freaking the fuck out, my grandma had to take me to her hair stylist to get my hair cut to match where my daddy cut my hair, so i had a horrible 90s bob for a while. Cabbage Patch went into the trash. And the dog that had puppies! I loved her so much. I lost every single one of those puppies, but damn it I loved this shit outta their momma. I carried her everywhere
✨~a 32 year old lady~ ✨
A 32 year old Queen💅🙌
Awwwwwww , all of that is so wholesome ... sorry about your hair
This is the best story I’ve read all day. So relatable. It brought me back to me crying and mom cussing while cutting my hair over the bathroom sink.
This was very wholesome. Thank you 🥺❤️😊
I love that when the Polly pockets came out they were so gentle and nice cause they were Hannah’s ❤ they CAN be nice boys~ NOW BACK TO BREAKING SHIT
"Take her out back!" absolutely destroyed me, and all the sound effects my gosh what a great episode 🤌
Arin laughing maniacally while feeding the cabbage patch kid worms is the highlight of my day
Arin's pure joy when experiencing the ice skating doll is priceless oh my god
13:15 putting the crash sound effects over that was top tier
15:41 i couldn't stop laughing when Arin said look at how he massacred my boy 🤣
The way they were so careful with the Polly Pocket stuff was actually so sweet 😂
i know right :) they were so delicate with them even though they still made jokes
12:43 God holy shit the "…then we will kiss in the shade" nearly killed me, that came out so fast xD
I had basically the same reaction as dan haha
Might be one of the best lines Arin has ever come up with
It's a very deep cut to the early days of video on the internet for us old timers that know the reference. I laughed just as hard as Dan did.
@@MrBigfndan Is 300 considered a deep-cut these days!?
@@MrBigfndan You just made me feel very old when you just reminded me that 300 is a movie from 16 years ago xD
8:57 HOLY CRAP that just unlocked a memory deep within the recesses of my brain. I remember chewing on those. lol
It was so satisfying
Arin's 300 reference had me in stitches, and just when I thought it was safe to unpause, the skydancers haphazardly flying every which way completely made me lose it. great episode
arin having the time of his life with the dream skater just gives me joy
Arin actually looks so good in makeup. I think y'all should do a 10MPH where a competent MUA does your makeup
Honestly would subscribe for a regular segment where they do their own makeup and slowly improve
5:48 - Dan's increasing look of concern as he reads just sends me.
Did Arin just call Dan, John? 4:45
Dan: “Am I pretty?”
Arin: “You look like a corpse I just found.”
Pete Martell: “She’s [Unalived], wrapped in plastic!” *Laura Palmer theme plays*
i hope this gets more likes, but alas i fear the reference will be lost on many
?erutuf ro tsap ti sI
As someone who was just recently forced to watch this, I approve of this reference.
@@TheLoFiLady forced? i hope your approval means you had fun
Love me a good Twin Peaks reference
I had that dream skater toy. When the batteries got low the thing would dance on its own. It was so creepy. 😅
What is with children’s toys that just activate on their own when batteries are low? I had a Barney toy that would do the same thing
We have a little einstein's baton that scared the shit out of me when i was up late working on a paper for school lol "conduct with me" out of some dark untouched corner of the basement
@@tazmaniacat
Well you see, each toy houses a soul of the damned, and the batteries act as both a way to channel and limit their energy. So when the batteries are almost up, they give just enough energy to the wailing tortured souls to reach out to our world but aren't strong enough to keep them in check.
@vigorouslethargy Write a book!
Dan flopping on Arin while laughing is one of my favorite things
4:26 Arin having the time of his life. Simple things make men happy
Dan was full of sass today, I never see him throwing things with that kind of force on the show.
Wanted to see how long I could go without liking the video but "OUR LIP GLOSS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN--then we can kiss in the shade" got me
Arin's unabashed and unironic joy at the ice skater toy is the cutest thing of all time.
Okay but watching Arin being absolutely amazed with that ice dancer one was better than words can describe
The fact that Dan will never let the power bottoms intro go to waste is amazing
Coming to you seven months later where I can tell you they now officailly have "Bienvenue, Power Bottoms" merch
@@alexw.7097 YES!
I love 12:46, Dan does that lean a lot when he laughs, but this one was like he just got knocked out :D
I was looking for this comment 😂
It’s how you know they’re having a lot of fun!
13:46 electricity was a mistake
6:47 OMG I had those !!!!!! You blew on the pen and you put ink and spit everywhere. Good times.
Hearing 2000 toys are now retro is just a cold splash of water to the face I didn't know I was getting today.
Back in 2018, we had an intern at work as part of an upward bound thing. I told her I joined the same upward bound group back when I was in school in 2000. She replied back, "Oh! That was the year I was born." And I immediately felt so old.
I LOVE how gentle they were with Hannah’s Polly Pocket toys 😂
4:00 I need a moment to process the she-mullet...
You know I never thought I'd fall so far as to watch two grown men play with retro girl toys but I am here and I'm enjoying it
Already a great start when Dan introduces the 10 minute power hour with Bienvenido power bottoms
as a 23 year old from the 2000s that played with many of these toys, this video was very nice :’)
What was your favorite flavor of Polly pocket pants?
@jupiterliketheplanet i preferred the dresses
Arins attitude with the ice skating doll is how I want to approach my everyday life, 10/10
The amount of joy and nostalgia just seeing a doodle bear brought me was insane 🥹
Waking up and having Dan call me a Power Bottom really was the coffee I needed
the note at 8:22 is so sweet it's like straight out of toy story 3
Damn, the Power Hour is so much better when it's edited like it's a few single interactions with a few single toys/props, cutting out the setups in-between. Really keeps the energy up and still has some calmer moments while they focus on some more precarious part of their nervous breakdown... I mean, _performance._
I love how chewing on polly pocket's clothes is universal 90's kid experience
My childhood was that of many skydancers to the face and crying because I constantly lost all the tiny pieces to my Polly Pockets. The 90's! 🎉
Arin's excitement about the skating doll was so wholesommme. Absolutely delightful episode.
0:12 Thanks Dan I feel so seen
I had doodle bears, puppy surprise, and sky dancers! God, what a blast to the past.
You know it's gonna be a good one when Dan clears the dinos
Arin being 10000% excited for girl toys gives me life.
6:54 the way Arin was CLEARLY about to make a joke about his age until Dan said months.
Dan throwing the toys behind them is so unhinged today and I love it. 😂
The sound the Sky Dancer made when it got close to the boom mic was such an amazing, sci-fi sound that I now want to have saved as an audio file on my computer.
8:32 it feels unnatural watching them actually be careful for once on the 10-minute power hour.
Poly pockets had my soul, there were two types of clothes, the wierd rubber ones and the hard plastic ones that clipped together, I even had a machine (that I think I immediately lost) that you put the clothes in and then the doll in (I vaguely remember a runway with a track she slid down) and then the thing would close around her like an early 2000s Syfy closet
"Our lipgloss will blot out the sun, then we will kiss in the shade" has got to be my favorite line Arin says out of the blue😂😂
Dan doesn’t know he retconned the famous “Bienvenue power bottoms” to “bienvenito power bottoms” and I’m losing sleep.
Dan: *Variously eludes on Game Grumps that he might want to have children*
Also Dan: *Slams baby doll on the table repeatedly*
🎵 IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE 🎵
12:35 The way Dan just immediately self-destructs.
The Grumps using makeup of any kind in ANY Power Hour will always be my favorite! "I feel like I just came back from a mythical creature bukaki!" will forever be my favorite makeup related Power Hour moment! That line lives in my head forever rent free! 🤣
1:13 Hell yeah I just turned 23 last week and I’m pretty sure I had one of those dolls that peed, the older neighbor girl took it from me once to try to get it to stop crying and she shook it and screamed at it and it stopped and she handed it back like “here you go.”
Anyways I think she’s a mother now
Oh
That is hilarious and terrifying.
This brings back memories of how my older sister would chase me around and launch sky dancers at me.
First sky dancer launch: A perfect flight!
Second sky dancer launch: Yeah, that's why those got banned.
5:43 IM HAVING FLASHBACKS
Every Canadian over 20 recognizes that thing at 2:50. "Don't you put it in your mouth..."
Was thinking the same thing! Not Canadian, just a Nostalgia Critic fan!
The thought of adding another Hanson or Avidan to the world is all too powerful.
Starting with the piss doll is my favorite part, gives the feeling of the table already being peed on to just give that extra chaotic edge to the whole thing.
I’ve never said “YES” so enthusiastically like I did Hannah talking about chewing the Polly Pocket clothes
I gotta say Dan at around 10:23 gave me massive flash backs to monster factory and the glorious maternal figure Pam. All we need is a bit of a abraxo and Baby will be squeaky clean in no time!
Love seeing arin exicited by girls children toys, thats our arin!!
11:02 I know Dan doesn't have any children currently so I would like to preemptively elect him father of the year😂
3:04 nice Danganronpa sound
I love how delighted Arin is about the figure skater and the doodle bear lol the blo pens killed me 😂
1:08 as someone who is born on January 30, 2000 I can confirm that I am in fact 23 years old 😃 Bienvenido power bottoms
Lol the fucking frog butts at 13:09 🐸
Can we please get a power hour where Arin and Dan get put in drag? I can see them being so ridiculous and feeling themselves 😂😂
Also, show feet for ShowFeetGuy.
Yessssss!!!!!!!!!!
arin actually did a good job with his lip gloss application and he knows it