Rainbows, the colour of the bridge to valhalla... No homo... also uses rainbows... Therefore gay people are consuming the souls of the dead to be fabulous. Edit: Valhalla is dead Souls is fuel My asshole is full
@@dasten123HAHA I TOO HAVE A VISCERAL, ANGRY RESPONSE TO PEOPLE SHARING A THING THEY ENJOYED. WE ARE BOTH NORMAL HAHA. WANNA KILL PUPPIES AND INSULT WOMEN ON THE INTERNET LATER, FELLOW REGULAR PERSON?!
9:18 "I'm farting." 🤣 The urgency in which Arin said that was the same as my 3 year old on her birthday immediately upon blowing out her candles, "The poop is coming!" as she grabbed her overalls and made a dash for it. I am still recovering from how hard I am laughing lol
Oh my gosh I have a two year old and I can just imagine her doing the same thing and it’s cracking me up. Happy birthday to your kid and I wish you many years of hilarious shenanigans!
@@elizabethprosher 🤣 They're such characters aren't they! I tell you she makes me belly laugh literally all the time. She's so funny. Thank you! I let her know! She loves sharing her birthday :) thank you so much!! That's so sweet of you! I wish you many years of hilarious shenanigans too with your two year old! ☺ that is such a great age.
I saw a video online of this EXACT event, except the mother was wearing a horse mask and the child ran across the screen in the background. Weird coincidence?
@@stickitydoodah Lol what? The mom is wearing a horse mask? That was most certainly not the case here 😂 she doesn't own a horse mask but my sister probably would do that if they wanted it 😂
This may be the 90s kid boiling up once more, but unless it is introduced with "It's a Gundam!" followed by an explosion then something is missing. God, I love Gundam Wing...
At this point Dan is going to become a patient zero from constant exposure to Arin's secondhand fart, like how health issues develop from living next to a nuclear reactor
I've had the worst case of brain fog today and Arin's brain glitch made my brain glitch, and I'm like, I know what he's trying to say.. but I got stuck right in the loop with him.
1:39 I know he’s making a joke but like. As someone who struggles with chopsticks because of disabilities, I was so tempted to leave a sarcastic “HOW DARE YOU” comment. But then I remembered this is the internet so I’m leaving this comment instead
I found you guys in 2018 on one of Markipliers try not to laugh videos where Dan is just pouring M&Ms into Arins' mouth while he's just screaming, "MORE!". I never laughed so hard before in my life😂. You guys have gotten me to laugh even when it seemed impossible. I will watch this religiously to the very end. Love you guys!! I can't wait till next Monday.
3:15 thank you, Captioner of Captions, for introducing the epiphany that Dan really is Gizmo, a sweet little creature with seldom need for chaos, and Arin is Spike, a literal Gremlin(tm) born of wet noises, feral desires, and way too much weird food after midnight
I love Dan's immediate and never-ending totally enthusiastic love and joy for the little sushi dog. In his defense it is VERY cute, Arin did a good job on that one
As someone who works for an unspecified sushi brand, where I am making sushi every day, I really needed this power hour. You have no idea how much i want to try these gadgets!!! I wish we could make sushi cubes to sell!
This show makes me realize that none of Arin's video game opinions on waiting in video games are valid. He is just the most impatient person on the planet.
"It's the sushi train! Everybody get on board! Sushi train! Fish and rice is your reward! Sushi train! Salmon and avo-cados! Sushi Train~ Come on Fishy Desperados" - Josh Thompson 2022
So, watching Dan hit himself in the face with the Dimetrodon in slow-motion, he curls his arm up towards himself while hitting the toy, this is why it flew up and hit him. He played himself.
This is such a great episode! This video really is more wholesome and I simply love Dans excitement and joy over a powerhour that doesn't cause a complete mess (or well that table will always be full random gadgets but seeing the table fill up is truly part of the atmosphere) and hey that sushi looked tasty actually!
"I'm like a guy in the pacific northwest with a big long beard and I'm like 'these are the five things I carry around every day'" Arin don't call out my neighbour like that. That third thing he carries every day gets us out of a lot of jams.
I feel like the funniest thing that happens when Arin lets it rip is not the action itself but the soul leaving Dans body knowing what’s about to happen
"I don't know what happened to my brain..." Arin meekly admitted, betraying a modest amount of worry. The others chuckled alongside him to reduce his embarrassment, but within their own minds they couldn't help but be concerned. Had he forgotten being repeatedly punched in the head for sport? Assuming he had, what perverse desire would be sate by saddling him with that knowledge once more? It was better to laugh. To guffaw. To move the show along. Arin, back when he was of sound enough mind and body to make such requests, had made his wishes known. He wanted die as he lived; fully monetized. -An Excerpt from "Behind The Grumps" (a novel that will never be written)
I love every upload but the four segments of two unskippable ads right as something was about to happen throughout the video really cooked it for me. Thanks RUclips!
1:43 thank you for recognizing a federally liscenced IIT (Idiot in Training) *disclaimer an IIT is not a real thing and if it were I dont have the license for it
if you have like metal or plastic chopsticks which have no friction then it is more dificult to use the chopsticks since theyre completely entirely reliant on friction to work as far as i know.
After years of abuse, the mini Steggo skeleton finally fights back.
No, Dan loves the stego too much and the stego knows this and loves Dan in return, it was the dimetrodon which fought back.
@@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477oh my god you’re right.
@@lakegroce685 it wasn’t the stegosaurus, you fake nerd lol. (Non-derogatory lol)
"I have to fart."
"I know you do because it's a day."
Lmao.
A day ending in "y", that is!
@@magicalmysterypersonfuck, you beat me to it
@@magicalmysteryperson a day ending in "day"
9:18 😂😂😂😂
and today
is football
The light fading from Arins eyes as he embraces the cucumber
Lmao
"embraces the cucumber" sounds like an inuendo for too many things that could be in a nsp album
That's why Arin's gaping
5:45 ❤❤
Rainbows, the colour of the bridge to valhalla...
No homo... also uses rainbows...
Therefore gay people are consuming the souls of the dead to be fabulous.
Edit:
Valhalla is dead
Souls is fuel
My asshole is full
"Right in the face"
"Yea but where in the face?"
"Like the facial region"
Yes I can confirm, that's what they said. Good job! Now go, get your price for that extraordinary accomplishment. Good job!!!
@@dasten123 *prize
@@dasten123HAHA I TOO HAVE A VISCERAL, ANGRY RESPONSE TO PEOPLE SHARING A THING THEY ENJOYED. WE ARE BOTH NORMAL HAHA. WANNA KILL PUPPIES AND INSULT WOMEN ON THE INTERNET LATER, FELLOW REGULAR PERSON?!
@@bob_marlee03 probably
at least he didn't get shot in the lap.
I love that the captions actually say "distant call of a red tailed hawk" and not "eagle noise" bless you
they are beginning to L E A R N
@@Scrofar he's beginning to believe
Someone read Animorphs
Dan is the only person who can fight a toy dinosaur and lose.
He would never hurt a friend
Who's extinct now?
Stego... and also Dan?!
I think we've all been there
A true hero
9:18 "I'm farting." 🤣 The urgency in which Arin said that was the same as my 3 year old on her birthday immediately upon blowing out her candles, "The poop is coming!" as she grabbed her overalls and made a dash for it. I am still recovering from how hard I am laughing lol
Followed by "Arin, you just farted again." "No Dan, that was my stomach, this is a fart"
Oh my gosh I have a two year old and I can just imagine her doing the same thing and it’s cracking me up. Happy birthday to your kid and I wish you many years of hilarious shenanigans!
@@elizabethprosher 🤣 They're such characters aren't they! I tell you she makes me belly laugh literally all the time. She's so funny. Thank you! I let her know! She loves sharing her birthday :) thank you so much!! That's so sweet of you! I wish you many years of hilarious shenanigans too with your two year old! ☺ that is such a great age.
I saw a video online of this EXACT event, except the mother was wearing a horse mask and the child ran across the screen in the background. Weird coincidence?
@@stickitydoodah Lol what? The mom is wearing a horse mask? That was most certainly not the case here 😂 she doesn't own a horse mask but my sister probably would do that if they wanted it 😂
Danny got hit in the face by one of the dinos.
Oh this episode is gonna be good.
Not even a minute in and someone's already injured, 10/10 dad kisses
Arin not reading the instructions all the way through before going balls deep is so true to form.
6:11 "So this is a Gundam..."
I may have lost a lung laughing with that one
This may be the 90s kid boiling up once more, but unless it is introduced with "It's a Gundam!" followed by an explosion then something is missing. God, I love Gundam Wing...
GUNPLA MENTIONED 🎉🗣️🗣️🗣️RAHHHHHH WHAT IS A SHOPPING ADDICTION
I've made those in the past, and know all too well.
GUNDAM TANAKAAAAAA
They love that fuckn dog so bad 😭😭
We all love the little woofer.
Can you blame them?? Who wouldn't?!
It’s the most perfect thing they’ve ever made 🥹
It should be encased in clear resin and placed on the shelves behind them.
4:05 are we going to talk about that superhero level catch? It's like you were thor holding out your hand for Mjölnir
It was clean
Clean, nice
Weirdly attractive tbh
Catch so good it gave Arin a ministroke!
Now let's also bear in mind Dan caught that with his right hand.
Love to see a power hour go well, Dan's unadulterated joy at the dog-sushi was unmatched.
11:14 “WHAT did you straight-up BREAK?!?!?!” killed me. 😂
lol yeah, I thought it was just their classic edit in a break sound effect, but Dan was right, it really was just a GlassShatter.wav XD
3:42 It kinda mesmerizes me seeing Arin's temples fluctuate and tense and untense like his latent 90% intelligence is being activated by the crunch.
Jesus Christ, this needs to be further up the list. New thing to shame our beloved fart king about. Those temples are FLUCTUATING
What?.
What?.
Look at his head, right above his ears. They flex when you chew.
is that not normal? my temples do that too
This is actually one of the more wholesome episodes of 10 MPH imo.
At this point Dan is going to become a patient zero from constant exposure to Arin's secondhand fart, like how health issues develop from living next to a nuclear reactor
Is that basmati rice, complimentary of Buy & Leave?
A Game Grumps Subsidiary?
"Let's try another topic, top problem-.
Not topic, top, problem..."
This killed me 🤣🤣🤣
I got concerned there for a minute 😮
I was expecting Danny to ask Arin if he smelled toast lol.
I've had the worst case of brain fog today and Arin's brain glitch made my brain glitch, and I'm like, I know what he's trying to say.. but I got stuck right in the loop with him.
hes getting sloppy, cant hide in the matrix forever
12:00 That is the most adorable sushi dog worm I've ever seen
That dino retaliated
"This time, YOU shall be swatted to the floor!"
The Dino has had enough of being tossed on the floor like a common object! He's part of grumps like everybody else!
0:22 the dinos win a point this time
Dino 1 - Dan 0
They were sick of the abuse and finally fought back 😂
Where's Connor
@@CloverCook-u6k the dinosaurs got him too 😔
4:11 - Arin was so impressed by Dan’s catch that his brain short circuited.
1:39 I know he’s making a joke but like. As someone who struggles with chopsticks because of disabilities, I was so tempted to leave a sarcastic “HOW DARE YOU” comment. But then I remembered this is the internet so I’m leaving this comment instead
I applaud your maturity and self-reflection! ☺️
"No, *this* is a fart!" was impeccably timed
"This is one of the proudest moments of our lives together."
"I'm farting."
Yep, checks out.
"Making people smile! It's what it's all about, man."
"People are so dumb."
They're both right.
That dog sushi looks amazing. So beautiful.
Arin needs that charcoal underwear and a tiny little air filter that clips onto your pants. Couples have to make compromises sometimes.
I found you guys in 2018 on one of Markipliers try not to laugh videos where Dan is just pouring M&Ms into Arins' mouth while he's just screaming, "MORE!". I never laughed so hard before in my life😂. You guys have gotten me to laugh even when it seemed impossible. I will watch this religiously to the very end. Love you guys!! I can't wait till next Monday.
That is EXACTLY how I found them too!
"this is,, an unsanitary kitchen"
followed by the overhead shot of the table in utter disarray
with arin still laughing at his fart
absolutely perfect
9:07 “hOI!! I’m TEMMIE!!”
my thoughts exactly😂
"hOI! I also Temmie!!!"
Hi. I’m bob.
That's the face of a Cool leg graduate.
Is this a joke? Are you having a chuckle? Haha very funny. I am the one with the degree.
The heroic Arin, bravely not sh*tting his pants, FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
11:01 Gotta appreciate Dan's ability to turn a misspeak into a funny gag so instantly.
7:40 One of the most Arin phrases that Arin has ever said out of context
I legit read this exactly as he was about to say it!!! That was hilarious 😂😂😂
Yo as someone from the pacific north west that line of "Im like a guy with a beard from the PNW" brought back many memories of those exact people
currently living in rural PNW, i also immediately thought of various men i know just like that
11:14 I’m glad this was recorded in a moment of silence because that’s a good ass sound to use
9:48 Dan saying don't startle him almost killed me because I start to choke on a sour patch kid from laughing😂😂😂😂😂
I just LOVE the unadulterated JOY on Dan when the dog train comes towards him
Finished making Mac&Cheese, lighting up a blunt, what a time to be alive and watch The Grumps
If you are smoking a blunt to your self 18% of it is waisted. Stop the drug abuse
Same here with the blunt lmaooo
@@habiskybombdigy2900I had no idea blunts had waists. Are they curvy or snatched waists?
My man! Me too! (Except edibles and breakfast food.)
@@habiskybombdigy2900just for that comment im going to take 7 more lines of coke
it looks like the train in the title is farting.
That is such an Arin to say that I can almost hear Dan saying “come on Arin!”
Quick! Make this top comment!
Thanks captain obvious
This. This is what 12 years of Game Grumps has led us to.
Nice looking title, would be a shame if someone farted on it
3:15 thank you, Captioner of Captions, for introducing the epiphany that Dan really is Gizmo, a sweet little creature with seldom need for chaos, and Arin is Spike, a literal Gremlin(tm) born of wet noises, feral desires, and way too much weird food after midnight
2:59 nice QUEEN shout-out, dan!
I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤
That made me so happy! 😁
We love it when the boys have a nice wholesome time and noone throws up or get injured :D
Except for dan when he got smacked in the face
The square hit to dans face was rather impressive
I love Dan's immediate and never-ending totally enthusiastic love and joy for the little sushi dog. In his defense it is VERY cute, Arin did a good job on that one
11:14 I'm glad I have the subtitles on because I thought that was an added sound effect 🤣
Dan has almost reached Critical Weird Al Level and must receive an anti-polka booster or we'll have another Bologna Man to worship.
1:38 my arthritis hands: ...
You heard the man. No exceptions.
Me too
Yeah Arin just doesn't give af about his fans
As someone who works for an unspecified sushi brand, where I am making sushi every day, I really needed this power hour.
You have no idea how much i want to try these gadgets!!!
I wish we could make sushi cubes to sell!
12:06 the excitement in Dan's voice gives me life
1:22 as someone from the PNW, I have met people EXACTLY like that
I can second this.
I literally JUST came down here to say "hey I think I've met that guy somewhere in Portland"
I'm becoming increasingly convinced that all of Game Grumps has been an avenue for Arin to trap people in rooms with his body gasses.
This show makes me realize that none of Arin's video game opinions on waiting in video games are valid. He is just the most impatient person on the planet.
Props to whoever does the closed captions because they are absolutely hilarious.
8:59 Dan's purely joyous "Bro!!!!" was incredibly heartwarming
"It's the sushi train! Everybody get on board! Sushi train! Fish and rice is your reward! Sushi train! Salmon and avo-cados! Sushi Train~ Come on Fishy Desperados" - Josh Thompson 2022
So, watching Dan hit himself in the face with the Dimetrodon in slow-motion, he curls his arm up towards himself while hitting the toy, this is why it flew up and hit him. He played himself.
@@loswingmanyou are so aggressive over literally nothing
You're both correct. This is both dumb and obvious. The anger is crazy. Y'all need some Game Therapists
@@loswingman ok buddy you're at an 11, we're gonna need you to dial it down to at most a 4.
@@loswingman Damn, bro, who pissed in your cheerios today?
It’s always such a joy when the gape grumps upload.
This is such a great episode! This video really is more wholesome and I simply love Dans excitement and joy over a powerhour that doesn't cause a complete mess (or well that table will always be full random gadgets but seeing the table fill up is truly part of the atmosphere) and hey that sushi looked tasty actually!
Obsessed with Dan's "someone take a picture" while being filmed XD
In the first few seconds, already there's chaos, this is gonna be a good power hour!
Dan's hair is looking so moisturized and defined! Always nice to see fellow curly haired people care for their coils.
2:26 do you rike a craaaaffff? Me tooooooouhoo.
"I'm like a guy in the pacific northwest with a big long beard and I'm like 'these are the five things I carry around every day'"
Arin don't call out my neighbour like that. That third thing he carries every day gets us out of a lot of jams.
When dan was talking about moistening the end, I know he wasn't thinking about a manila envelope.He was definitely thinking about rolling paper
I always love the slow decent into madness within each episode. Literally my coffee of the day 😂
I feel like the funniest thing that happens when Arin lets it rip is not the action itself but the soul leaving Dans body knowing what’s about to happen
TOO many Sushi Gadgets??? Impossible for sensei Egofaptor!
0:21 I love how Dan managed to not get stabbed by the scissors, but got taken down by a mini Steggo Skeleton lol
One of the most beautiful starts and endings to a RUclips video I've ever seen
i never realized but yall have amazing subtitles, kudos to whoever does those!!
1:42 This is how I motivate myself in the morning. Thank you Arin.
"I don't know what happened to my brain..." Arin meekly admitted, betraying a modest amount of worry. The others chuckled alongside him to reduce his embarrassment, but within their own minds they couldn't help but be concerned. Had he forgotten being repeatedly punched in the head for sport? Assuming he had, what perverse desire would be sate by saddling him with that knowledge once more? It was better to laugh. To guffaw. To move the show along. Arin, back when he was of sound enough mind and body to make such requests, had made his wishes known. He wanted die as he lived; fully monetized.
-An Excerpt from "Behind The Grumps" (a novel that will never be written)
11:35 Yo Hajime, check it out; I'm already gaping!
3:00 finally my years of listening to obscure Queen songs pays off!
4:00 arin casting spells at the crew
"It's just my stomach."
"It was NAHT."
💀💀💀
11:41 "I'm gaping over here"
Fyi he said "gay-fing" (as in gaffing, or joking around, but purposefully mispronounced.)
The timing of Arin screaming at me that chopsticks are easy to use as I’m eating with chopsticks. Couldn’t agree more king.
6:18 "Im holding in this fart so i dont shit myself- *for you guys~* "
7:45 the fact that they didn't say they're "making bears" is criminal
IM NOT AN IDIOT!!! **fumbles chopsticks**
4:55
Dan: "I'm roe bae"
Captions: [THAT'S LIKE SALT BAE BUT FOR ROE]
thank you captions person
0:46 they look so much more full of life…
What a year and a half does to two grown men :'p
I love every upload but the four segments of two unskippable ads right as something was about to happen throughout the video really cooked it for me. Thanks RUclips!
9:42 Arin: Noooo. This is a fart, 💨 😂
From the makers of the Springfield Monorail, it's the Spring-Roll Dog-orail.
1:43 thank you for recognizing a federally liscenced IIT (Idiot in Training) *disclaimer an IIT is not a real thing and if it were I dont have the license for it
4:24 Arins look of like "Dude what the fuck do you mean?" Into the camera is my new favorite of Arins faces lol
0:04 Dan testing Arin's gag reflex
Arin not even moving away and just start laughing somehow makes it even funnier 😂
"Don't startle him. More farts will happen." Had me crying 😂
the dog on the sushi train is so cute
if you have like metal or plastic chopsticks which have no friction then it is more dificult to use the chopsticks since theyre completely entirely reliant on friction to work as far as i know.
Interviewer: "How many times did you rewind to Dan hitting himself in the face with dimetrodon?"
Me: "Yes."
I've never seen such pure joy as when that train started dooting down the track.
Easily one of the mildest and cleanest power hours I have in recent memory
The captions are amazing, thank you
5:59 but can I get the shirt WITH tuna?
10:48 Dan is ALWAYS bringing up one of my favorite bands, and I love him for it!🤘
KORN MENTIONED!!! 🚨🗣️ 📣 🚨 🗣️ 📣 🔥🔥🔥🤙