"Is that music? Are you playing music?" "Time to fill my prescription." I love what you've done with this abridged series. The theme music for Kenpachi is awesome.
3 of my favorite lines I never knew I needed to hear but am so glad I did “You can’t cut my fun son” “It is exactly who you think it is” “This Josh or this Groban” Also I love how kenpachi is like the Chuck Norris of this abridged series, having ridiculous over the top, exaggerated stories about him, he has to fight or he dies, he’s got his own theme music and everyone wants to kill him.... Yet no one can.
ICHIGO: Heyyyy... Everything okay over there? KENPACHI [m]: NOOOO, IT'S NOT! Ugh, yeah man, sorry! It's been a rough day... ICHIGO: S'aight. We all have them. KENPACHI: I just want to fight people sooo badly! ICHIGO: You'll find them. You know what they say: What you're looking for is somewhere else. KENPACHI [m]: You don't understand... If I don't fight, I'll DIE! ICHIGO: What? KENPACHI [m]: If I don't fight, I die! KENPACHI [m]: If I don't fight, I die! It's a serious medical condition! It's called "Sannin-itus". ICHIGO: ...Good luck, man. I'm off to the Repentance Cell. KENPACHI [m]: That's where the guy I'm LOOKING for is going! ICHIGO: That's probably a coincidence...! KENPACHI: Strange that you're headed there... siiiiince... ["Ready to Die" by Andrew W.K starts playing] ICHIGO: ...Is that music? ...Are you playing music? KENPACHI [m]: Time to fill my prescription... They call it "Therapeutic Ass-Whoopin'"! i wasn't sure about this abridge at first but its really grown on me
Holy crap! XD I didn't think you could beat the Gin/Aizen duo from your last series, but this one is amazing in its own way! The Josh Groban thing is HILARIOUS!! I never noticed how much Aizen looked like him until now xD Thank you so much for re-doing this series!!! I'll try to stay up to date w/ watching them, but sadly I only get on youtube every 6 months or so now :(
I love rewatching this whole series every time y’all come out with a new episode. This one is my favorite though because it actually got me into Andrew W.K. Y’all did it before TFS.
"Oh my god. You freaking killed me" that was the best part in my opinioin. Keep up te good work man, so far, i love this series you just got yourself a sub.
I always wondered why Ichigo had glowing blue eyes. I thought it was just he was some protangerine, especially with that Orange hair. After catching up with the manga and this abridged series it all makes sense. Thank you AzureCrow!
So AndrewCK is Kenpachi's theme song...yep, I can dig it. Now excuse me while I die of laughter at his one-liner: "Time to fill my prescription." Good lord that would never work in any other situation.
Binge watching this series for what feels like the 100th time, cept this time I have the subtitles on, omg it makes it even better which I thought to be a physical impossibility
I like how Ichigo fucking considers priceless seeing someone actually being in love with Rukia. Like, that little bitch has so much hope in her own hype he doesn't actually believes Renji 😂
Keep the cool work up! Make a hundred of this videos please I'll watch them all... I love Rangiku's voice it's soooooo funny! Everyone's voices are SUPERB! "Ha ha! You love Rukia" "shut up" "priceless" "I'm a non-union captain" " Is that what I sound like?That's really stupid" "Some say I'm a rejected godzilla monster too strong for the series canon but everyone say i'm KENPACHI" "oh my god...You killed me!"
''Chad is so out of this world NASA made him sign a peace treaty'' lmao Keigo is the best
"Is that music? Are you playing music?"
"Time to fill my prescription."
I love what you've done with this abridged series. The theme music for Kenpachi is awesome.
Wonder what Nnoitra will think about it?
i got it: "Party Party Party" by Andrew W K
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged used that too.
you forgot the "they call it therapeutic ass whooping" part
Actually it's "Get ready to die" by Andrew W.K. It uses the same key thing at the beginning.
Josh Groben - The greatest anime antagonist ever.
Dan Clark yep I agree
Have an album Dan
"we are japanese momo, the hole floor is our bed" i'm dead lol... 😂
whole*
yeah thanks
"YYYAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!"
Truer words
Lol
"That's stupid."
"Like squad four."
Leon Black we have the same name lol awesome
Don't you dare insult the cuddle squad.
made for cuddles squad 4 lol
Leon Black so is this a reference to team four star? I just realized this after looking at this comment
Why shit on the one Squad out of all 13 Squads responsible for healing people in a society of warriors? That's retarded. They should be praised.
"I love you Josh Groben"
"Have an album momo"
🤣
😂
*adds kill Momo to the plan*
Kenpachi "I'm a non-union captain"
Ichigo "Is that what I sound like?"
I wonder if the voice actor joke was unintentional :)
@@moonjellymusiche probably meant it
"Yes im home and not evil." I died 😂
"I love you Josh Groban."
"Have an album Momo."
Would you like to come over and have a date with me? I promise I'm not dead. 🤣
"You know what they say: "What you're looking for is somewhere else.""
best line in this episode kenpachi "you can't cut my fun son."
No it's definitely therapeutic ass whooping
thought it was "are you talking about this Josh or this Groban"
@@gaiusmarius4209 nah the best one was "time to fill my prescription"
7:20 Rangiku's voice is EVERYTHING
Anne especially considering the she is the most feminine character on the show
I almost chocked on nothing when i heard it 😂🤣
Lol that voice. I actually like her Japanese voice. English is good too.
That was aizen
3 of my favorite lines I never knew I needed to hear but am so glad I did
“You can’t cut my fun son”
“It is exactly who you think it is”
“This Josh or this Groban”
Also I love how kenpachi is like the Chuck Norris of this abridged series, having ridiculous over the top, exaggerated stories about him, he has to fight or he dies, he’s got his own theme music and everyone wants to kill him.... Yet no one can.
Wait, so does Aize ... I mean Josh Groban have 3 arms? Or does he just hide some sort of album dispensing device under his robe?
+Bookdevourer It is all of these things and more.
+Bookdevourer Kyoka Suigetsu. They don't question it anymore.
Its clearly one of the powers of Aiz...Josh Groben's Bankai.
He's *_Josh Groban_* that's how.
Wait hold on. There's still one thing that hasn't been cleared up yet. Are you talking about this Josh, or this Groban?
“That was the best fight since forever bad-moobless! You’re the greatest guy I’ve met this afternoon!” That delivery is phenomenal 😂
I'm convinced there was something in his sake
@@dr.bright6272I may have slipped a little something something in there
ICHIGO: Heyyyy...
Everything okay over there?
KENPACHI [m]: NOOOO, IT'S NOT!
Ugh, yeah man, sorry! It's been a rough day...
ICHIGO: S'aight. We all have them.
KENPACHI: I just want to fight people sooo badly!
ICHIGO: You'll find them. You know what they say:
What you're looking for is somewhere else.
KENPACHI [m]: You don't understand...
If I don't fight, I'll DIE!
ICHIGO: What? KENPACHI [m]: If I don't fight, I die!
KENPACHI [m]: If I don't fight, I die!
It's a serious medical condition! It's called "Sannin-itus".
ICHIGO: ...Good luck, man. I'm off to the Repentance Cell.
KENPACHI [m]: That's where the guy I'm LOOKING for is going!
ICHIGO: That's probably a coincidence...!
KENPACHI: Strange that you're headed there... siiiiince...
["Ready to Die" by Andrew W.K starts playing]
ICHIGO: ...Is that music?
...Are you playing music?
KENPACHI [m]: Time to fill my prescription...
They call it "Therapeutic Ass-Whoopin'"!
i wasn't sure about this abridge at first but its really grown on me
I found out that it was Senin-itis, Senin like the manga genre.
So, I just found this series today and I just binged watched all of it. How are you not more popular? You deserve far more recognition.
+harvesterofsouls I'unno. Internet.
+harvesterofsouls Data not found.
Android 16 Just watch for the pretty birds.
*****
Data not found.
_____ same here. This is awesome!!!
Dude the song and ichigo's reaction, and kenpachi's line!! Freaking hilarious guys this definitely needs to be on a 'best of' video in the future
Ethan Querin plus if you’ve seen Hellsing Ultimate abridged then it’s even better.
Time for a moon lit walk
Yachiru calling squad 4 stupid is uh...kind of hillarious given what happens later
I think that's why.
2:30
The progression of Ichigio’s name in the Canada subtitles is great
Momo is pretty thirsty. She needs a sprite cranberry
I think her story is quite sad in the actual series :/
Oh Ichigo. You haven’t realized you’re constantly in Shikai as well. You’re too strong
Shhhhhhhh don't tell him
@@Kairukurumi He has to realize he never had to release his Zanpakuto
*Hasty breathing due being stabbing* pls I'm dying. 6 years later and I'm binge watching this to get myself hyped for the tybw. Thank you
Here, have an album.
Oh man bitchin’ you’re the best Josh Grobin!
This EP lives in my head rent free, and I still find it funny
One of the best things about this abridged series is the subtitles and how they constantly change the names. It cracks me up!
I know! I only just started seeing it with them!
Is it bad that my favorite character is the guy who says "its the muthafuckin chad"???
Happy pop Keigo was funny when he said that
Happy pop yes
Happy pop yes
Cesaro out-of-this-world NASA made him sign a peace treaty
Two episodes and you have me crying of laughter. I can't handle the greatness.
Bleach (S) Abridged Ep7
2 episodes.
ok
Why assume they started at the beginning?
most people do
i cant start anywhere else...
I am so glad to see all this appreciation for Chad, the best character.
I love that Kenpachi's theme song is the same one TFS uses for Alucard's return in Hellsing Ep. 6.
Aizen Groban is such a treat XD
he DOES look like josh groban LOL
Which Josh Groban? This Josh? Or this Groban?
Kevin Trembley He is more like Superman actually heh.
LOL I agree. When you put the right photos of Josh Groban next to Josh Groban, he tends to look just like Josh Groban.
@@OmniscientWarrioris that an album?
This series is so underrated in comparison to SAO and Hellsing abridged.
These would be the big three of abridged.
@@anthonystaton3740 can’t forget the OG yugioh
i want kenpachi's laugh as a ringtone lol
This is so much faster paced but I love how it covers everything without being confusing.
That what abridged means
@@zekeggy doesn’t mean that all abridged series do it well. Most are great
@@sanddry738 abridged means shortened
it sure would be terrible if someone were to blame this on me *mmmm`
Holy crap! XD
I didn't think you could beat the Gin/Aizen duo from your last series, but this one is amazing in its own way! The Josh Groban thing is HILARIOUS!! I never noticed how much Aizen looked like him until now xD
Thank you so much for re-doing this series!!! I'll try to stay up to date w/ watching them, but sadly I only get on youtube every 6 months or so now :(
I love Kenpachi, and I also love this version of him.
Yachiru's voice is surprisingly bearable. Also Josh Groban/Aizen... Still not sure what to say on this.
And just like that Kenpachi does the best feat of logic of any character in this show.
I love rewatching this whole series every time y’all come out with a new episode. This one is my favorite though because it actually got me into Andrew W.K. Y’all did it before TFS.
poor josh groban
This Josh Groben, or this Josh Groben?
+michael dorsey the right josh groban
A greater man there has never been.
Sadık Toprak Yea. The right Josh is talented, and has a great personality! Am I fangirlling too much?
"They call it Theraputic ass-whoopin!!" Love this version
my God you guys made kenpachi so perfectly he's my favorite character in the abridged
the beginning conversation with kenpachi and ichigo was amazing
"Oh my god. You freaking killed me" that was the best part in my opinioin. Keep up te good work man, so far, i love this series you just got yourself a sub.
this series is just clever and nobody can convince me otherwise
Second watch through the whole series so far, and Aizen/Momo scene is STILL the funniest thing by far IMO! Still my favorite episode as well!
Dude this abridged series is amazing i really want you to make more man this is real talent and its sad that not that many people know about this
I always wondered why Ichigo had glowing blue eyes. I thought it was just he was some protangerine, especially with that Orange hair. After catching up with the manga and this abridged series it all makes sense. Thank you AzureCrow!
Not regarding his Quincy side, different people have different colored reiatsu anyways. The colors generally don't mean anything.
Been a while since i heard that name : BlazingAzureCrow
man i love josh groben i hope he doesn’t die this episode
"Was that an album?" "Don't worry about it"
“mmmm”
"Y'all ain't got nothin' on the muthafuckin' Chad-zuuumas!!!"
I really thought he would by hipeing up ichigo
I love how supportive keigo is lol
I swear if Chad doesn't get a John Cena meme in eventually, I'm destroying my computer and making my own.
By far the most hilarious abridged series I have watched!!!! Pls make more!!!!
that "this whole place is STOOPID!!!" was so powerful, what a good VA
Man the josh groban songs each time aizen appears are amazing absolutely gold.
Gin:This Josh gerba or this Josh Gerba
Tosho: was that a ablum?
gin: don't worry about it.
Zina Daines Mmm.
“That’s it. You have made me mildly unhappy; never before have I been so not passive.”
So AndrewCK is Kenpachi's theme song...yep, I can dig it.
Now excuse me while I die of laughter at his one-liner: "Time to fill my prescription." Good lord that would never work in any other situation.
I have been watching team fourstar's stuff for a while, but this is amazing. Il
Kenpachi...there is just NO explaining anything about him :D
Could have made a Mai Valentine joke for Rangiku there.
What did kenpachi say his condition was called, his voice is so gravelly i can't really make it out and closed captions are useless.
+Lazuli Knyte Senninitis. It is, obviously, very fictional.
BlazingAzureCrow I know, I just couldn't understand what he was saying.
You have too small reiatsu to understand what Kenpachi is saying ;)
josh grobin is using his zanpakuto
BlazingAzureCrow i think ive met a guy with that actually
Anybody else thought Alucard was about to bust through the wall with kenpachi's music?
Binge watching this series for what feels like the 100th time, cept this time I have the subtitles on, omg it makes it even better which I thought to be a physical impossibility
"Chad's so out of this world, nasa made him sign a peace treaty" - I love this character so much...
"ha! left a mark! how do you like them apples?"
congratulations, you made kenpachi aroused...well done.
3:05 as someone who watched Hellsing abridged nothing spells run more than hearing "Ready To Die by Andrew W.K".
Love the casual Hellsing Abridged reference at 3:05 😂😂
This was first.
Kenpachi and Alucard have the same taste in fight music I see
i love the song that playing well ichigo figthing kenpenci in this but i dont what it called
thanks
You've somehow made Kenpachi more iconic than the original, and in all the best ways possible. Wtf.
Let's be real here, Kenpachi is off the rails insane in both the original series and the abridged series. He's just funnier in the abridged version.
I liked kenpachi making fun of squad 4
"This whole damn place is stupid!" xD lolol
I like how Ichigo fucking considers priceless seeing someone actually being in love with Rukia. Like, that little bitch has so much hope in her own hype he doesn't actually believes Renji 😂
3:04 my first thought instantly was of Alucard brooo
"I'm a non-union Captain." -Kenpachi Zaraki
Its killing me that ichigo's talking to kenpachi through a wall
The music for kenpachi gave ptsd for hellsing abridged
I like trains.
Yuno Gasai
TOMSKA!
You like Kenpachi’s mom?
Alucard would love kenpachi if only because of their theme song
So Momo squealing in the tunnel was a wonderful touch. 👌
XD XD Therapeutic Ass Whopping Music!!! I love Kenpanchi
3:05 the moment I heard this song I could hear abridged alucards voice in my head🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hellsing abridged 8 brought me here.
Anyone else?
zenvost2 it is my reason to rewatcg this
zenvost2 same
zenvost2 I am so thankful to that comments section for helping me see the beauty that Josh Grobin and The Motherfucking Chad.
Hellsing lead me to the song,The song lead me to kenpachi's cover,Kenpachi's cover lead me here.
Finally I get to see this episode
man i love how the Kenpachi is a train joke survived the iteration ,!
“this whole place is STUPID!” haha I’m dying of laughter right now haha
Even with that voice... You guys would still bang motsumoto.
"You've made me mildly unhappy.... never before have I been so not passive!"
Wow. You guys actually used Ready to Die in an abridged before Teamfourstar did. I didn't know that~
Though it really is perfect for Kenpachi.
These guys had Ready to Die down before Hellsing Abridged ever did and I love it. And I haven't watched Bleach either. LOVE IT ANYWAY.
6:36 Ichigo caught some of that batman throat cancer lmao!
Choking on blood will do that to ya.
"That was fun, lets do it again sometime" and they never fought each other again
*laughs at Momo's scream* I am evil
They call it theraputic ass woopen XD 😂
I just realized that Kenpachi and Alucard are basically the same person. Hooooly shit.
Keep the cool work up! Make a hundred of this videos please I'll watch them all... I love Rangiku's voice it's soooooo funny! Everyone's voices are SUPERB!
"Ha ha! You love Rukia" "shut up" "priceless"
"I'm a non-union captain" " Is that what I sound like?That's really stupid"
"Some say I'm a rejected godzilla monster too strong for the series canon but everyone say i'm KENPACHI"
"oh my god...You killed me!"
+Parisa Menz I enjoy that the "Is that what a sound like? That's really stupid!" line doubles as a voice actor joke.
+BlazingAzureCrow XD You're right!
😂😂😂 I love that "let's do it again sometime.", foreshadowing. 😂😂😂
Kenpachi: they call it therapeutic ass whoopin 😂😂🤣🤣